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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 12, 1922)
DARTI A MC rVKI ft. MM IS 1WI TT T TT G A wl'l make TH BESTf IN VAUDIVILLB . w w IW A M proor, Hutproor, uatproui ana nreprooi, Waterproofed Medusa CEMENT HEMSTITCHING AND PLEATING. Buttonholing Buttons Plaiting Tucking and Chalnstltchlng All Mull Orders given careful and prompt attention ELITE SHOP, 128j Tenth near Washington. BAB'S RESTAURANT ni PORTLAND HIDE & WOOL 10S UNION AVENUE NORTH, PORTLAND, ORiQON, Write for PriceB and Shipping Tugs e SlRADIVARA. Page & Son Portland, Oregon KIMBALL Flanos 429-431 HIDES We are in the market for Hides. Write for Prices and Shipping Tags, Tan ners of Guaranteed "Columbia Oak" Harness Leather. WEBER Established 1S89. BONDS Special Offer for Quick Sale. $5000.00 7 First Mortgage Bonds of Seaside Hotel Co., Seaside, Ore., at par. No better in vestment on the market than the bonds of this prosperous hotel. Advise us what securities you wish to buy or sell. G. B. HARRINGTON CO. U. S. National Bank Bldg., PORTLAND FINKE BROTHERS Manufacturers of all kinds of Tanks, hard and soft wood Barrels and Kegs. Write for prices. 2F4 Front. Portland. Ore "IF IT HURTS DON'T PAY." Guaranteed dental work. Crowns $5.00, Plates $15.00, Brklgework $5.00 a tooth. Teeth extracted by gas. Latest modern methods. Dr. Henry Semler, Dentist, 3rd Hid Morrison, 2nd floor Alisky Bldg., Port land, Or. Write or phone for appointment. If your RADIATOR heaU or I leaks, send it to us, Armstrong Auto Radiator Co., 67 Burnsido street, Portland, Oregon INCOME Expert advice on any income tax problems. Several years' actual exDerience In Govern- TAX nnnni FMGment Bureaus is offered r n U D L t III O those unable to visit our oftice. State your troubles briefly and send in with SI and we will give you hon est to goodness advice. It will pay you to get In touch with us now. E. J, Curtln, Room 806 Lewis Bldg., Portland, Oregon. Fire Proof and Modern RITZ HOTEL PARK AND MORRISON STS. Depot Morrison Cars direct to Hotel. Popular Price. Center Shopping and Theater district. FRANK-A. CLARK, Prop., formerly with Clyde Hotel. Master Trucks lj Ton, $1400 2JTon. $1500 10th and Stark Sis., Portland, Ore Hotel Hoyt Located Sixth and Hoyt Strictly Fireproof and Modern. Near both depots and convenient car service to all parts of city. MY ausranteed non-urgical method of curing Piles ha never failed, and I eliminate the doubt in YOUR case by refunding your fee u not cured. Write or call today for free booklet. DR.CHA5. J. DEAN CND AND MORRISON PORTUND.ORECON MENTION THIS PAPER WHEN WRITING HAVE MANY GOOD QUALITIES . ; . Wasps' Are by No Means Merely the Annoying Stinging Creatures So Commonly Supposed. The human view of wasps seems to be lacking in breadth, Because they are given to stinging us we fail to do justice to their virtues. One scientist who has given much study to the mat ter says that the main doctrines of the wasp are: "If any wasp will not work, neither shall he eat ;" and "Every wasp to labor according to his capacity, and receive according, to his needs in a free community." Division of labor, it is believed, goes a long way In the nest. Soi.ie of the workers seem to be specially employed as foragers and soldiers; others appear to be told off as nurses and guardians; while yet others are engaged as paper makers and masons. Wasps are at all times particularly fond of honey. Indeed they have a very sweet tooth for sugar In any form, toward the end of summer, therefore, as beekeepers well know, they will OFFERS A MARKET FOR YOUR PRODUCE AT HEILIG THEATER Reason opened Sun. Mat,, Sept. 10. f 16c to 60c Three Mitts. Sun.. Mon., Tues. 15c to 41.00. Three Nihhts. 8un.Mon.Tpei. J Eiccpt Sundays Portland, Oregon VAUDEVILLE PHOTO. PLAYS Complete Change Saturday. Adults, Matinee, 20c: Evenings, 3!c. Continuous 1 to 11 p. m. Children 10 cents alt times. Silos. Granaries, Basements, etc., Water- Waterproofed White Portland Cement li the best for Stucco Plaster on outside, for Bunga lows Does not stain end dirt can be hosed off. Write for Literature. Sold by A. McMILLAN & CO., 340-U50 Eaat Ankeny Street, Corner Second. Portland. Llv. Well. at noon. m Stark St CO. We Pay Highest Prices for HIDES, PELTS. WOOL, MOHAIR. CASCARA BARK, Address Department B The Phonograph Known for Tone A Rents wanted. Order direct from factory, 330 East Morrison St., Portland, Oregon. STRADIVARA PHONOGRAPH CO. Write us for prices and market conditions on Veal Hogs, Poultry, Fruits, Potatoes, Onions, etc. Forty Years in the Same Location. and Phonographs sold on Installment plan. Mccormick music co. Oregon Distributors Washington Street, Portland, Oregon TANNING CO. PORTLAND. OREGON RHEUMATISM Jack Kfng Cures it. Ladies and Gents Exam ination free, 207 Dekum bldg., Portland, Ore RAINIER HOTEL Kite) $1.00 aid n. 128 It 6tfc St.. F.rtUiti On Very Centrally Located. Convenient to ill Depots, and one block from main Postoflke USED TRUCK BARGAINS 1 to 5 ton GMC, Republics, Whites, etc Send for our List. WENTWORTH & IRWIN, Inc., Oregon Distributors for GMC Trucks 200 Second St., Cor. Taylor Portland, Oi INFORMATION DEPARTMENT PLEATING SPECIAL Cut, seam, hem and machine -ntfl pleat skirts ready for band, CCilM Hemstitching, 5 cents per yard. EASTERN NOVELTY MFC. CO. 85'4Fifth St Portland. Ore "BRAZING, WELDING & CUTTING Northwest Welding & Supply Co. 8 1st St CLEANING AND DYEING ' For reliable Cleaninr and 'jpTtjak Dyeing service send parcels to "wmNpia us. We pay return postage. Information and prices given upon request. EXKE'S C1TT DTE WORKS Established 1890 Portland CUT FLOWERS & FLORAL DESIGNS Clarke Bros., Florists, 287 Morrison St. FOUNDRY AND MACHINE WORKS Commercial Iron Works, 7th & Madison. FOOT CORRECTIONIST Featherweight Arch Supports made to order. J. E, Tryzelaar, 618 Plttock Block, Portland, Ore. HIDES WANTED , We tan deerskins properly fagged, also pay highest prices for horsehides. West Coast Tanning Co., 892 Tenlno St., Portland,. Ore, MOLER BARBER COLLEGE Teaches trade in 8 weeks. Some pay while learn ing. Positions secured. Write for catalogue. 234 Burnside street, Portland, Ore. MONUMENTS E. 3d and Pine StsT Otto Schumann Granite & Marble Work, PERSONAL Marry if Lonely; most successful "Horn Maker"; hundreds rich; confidential; reliable; years experience; descriptions free. "The Successful Club," Mrs. Nash, Box 556, Oakland, California. SHIP US YOUR WOOL , Cleaning, carding and mattresses. Crystal Springs Woolen Mills. 760 Umatilla, Portland. INTELLIGENT PRODUCE MARKETING You will get higher returns for your produce If you will use our new methods before shipping any product to marked Write Ua at Once. We Will Be Pleased to Tell You How RUBY & COMPANY, 215 FRONT ST. PORTLAND, ORE. SANITARY BEAUTY PARLOR We help the appearance -of women. Twenty-two inch switch or transforma tion, value (7.60, price (2.46. 400 to 412 Dekum Bldg. SHOE REPAIRING IN PORTLAND Model. Shoe Repair. 272 Washington Bt VETERINARIAN Cattle a Specialty Ur. Chas. M. Anderson, Kenton. Portland. Wedding Bouquets and Funeral Pisces Lubliner Florists, 348 Morrison St. force their way into beehives as open robbers and carry off hy main force as much as they can gorge of their winged neighbors' honey. The drones of the race, Instead of being Idle and luxurious creatures, are sober, Industrious and well behaved members of the community. They clean the streets of their own town with exemplary diligence; they act as public scavengers or sanitary officers, And they have their reward; for, un like the doomed bee drones, they live their allotted life in peace and quiet ness, till winter Involves both them and their spinster sisters in one com mon cataclysm of death and destruc tion. Cabbage In the British Isles. The Romans are credited with In troducing cabbage Into England, and the soldiers of Cromwell carried It to Scotland, and made It popular there, as they did also In Ireland, according to tradition. Tom Barrlnger's Short Cut By JANE OSBORN IvMW!tSvMv5y!v (IS by MoClure Nswspaper Syndicate.) When adverse circumstances made It necessary for Grandmother Auden to come back to the old Auden place In Mlllvllle with her granddaughter Laura, it was the grandmother whose spirits ran high while Laura was de pressed. , "Just when most girls are having a good time I'll have to bury myself off In an old factory village where I don't suppose there are any young people any regular people would want to as sociate with. And it's Just because Uncle Harry once lived there and bought that house that no one wants to buy." "Cheer up," said Grandmother Au den, a youthful young-old woman of sixty-live. "There are some nice peo ple. The Barrlngers " "Pooh," sniffed Laura. "Don't I know about the Barrlngers? It was old Mr. Tom Barrlnger that Uncle Harry had the quarrel with. They swore to be mortal enemies or some thing. I was introduced to that in sufferable son of his, Tom Barrlnger, at a college dance. I told him that an uncle of mine had lived In Mlllvllle that was enough. Mr. Barrlnger looked at me as If I were a scorpion at least, and never asked me for a single dance. I guess his father passed on his hatred of our family to his son along with his money when he died. . The Bar rlngers and their crowd are the only decent people here, and the head of the Barrlnger family hates us. So that's that." "Perhaps your Uncle Harry was partly to blame," suggested the grand mother. "For my part I have no grudge against the Barrlngers only I do wish they'd keep the smoke from their old factory from sifting in the back windows." "That's the penalty we have to pay for trying to live in a house that's plumb up against the factory grounds, No wonder we couldn't sell It. And another thing," sputtered Laura, "I wish his highness, Tom Barrlnger, wouldnt cut across our property. Every morning, noon and night he walks across the end of our place to and from his old factory. Of course It cuts off three or four blocks, but If he hasn't any use for us he ought to keep off from our place." "Perhaps he doesn't realize that that field really Is part of our grounds,' suggested Grandmother Auden. "Well, he ought to find out," snapped Laura. "If he wants to make a short cut through our place he ought to ask permission." Grandmother Auden smiled. She smiled so long and so merrily that Laura asked her, rather abruptly, what caused her amusement. "I was Just thinking," was Mrs. An den's only reply. Two days later there were workmen on the old Auden place. They were driving stakes along the entire rear and side of the Auden property. Later it became evident that tills series of stakes wass to support wire fencing six feet high. While this work was still In progress the unexpected or at least unexpected to Laura occurred. Claire Barrlnger called at the Auden place. Claire Bar ringer was Tom Barrlnger's elder sister. "Those Audens are putting up a fence," her brother had announced. "I wanted to get out an Injunction against them, but my lawyer says they've a perfect right to fence In their own property. Now be an angel and go over there and persuade them to leave a space for my short cut. It means precious minutes to me every day. If I can't cut through their place It will mean a good half mile's distance to the factory. I'll have to use the car. That's a nuisance. Just run along and fix matters up." "But you didn't want to have any thing to do with those Audens," sug gested Sister Claire. 'Of course I didn't and I don't. Harry Auden offended father and I don't Intend to forget It. But I can't let a family feud stand In the way of a necessary convenience. You can make It quite obvious that your call Is merely on business." So Claire had consented. She used tact and then persuasion, and finally begged Grandmother Auden to leave a gap In the fence for the convenience of her brother. "I am sorry," smiled Mrs. Auden, hut our plan Is to have a continuous fence. I have always prized privacy above everything else. Iteally, I am sorry." And that was all the satisfaction Claire got out of Grandmother Auden. Two days later the fence was com plete, and then Tom Barrlnger stormed more than ever against the Audens. He lost precious minutes each day, and every minute counted In the career of an ambitious mill proprietor. "You've got to go again," suggested Tom, but Claire refused. Then he decided that he would buy the section of property through which his short cut had run. He made an offer through his lawyer, but to his surprise Grandmother Auden refused. "Those Barrlngers are Impossible," said Grandmother Auden to Laura one day. "I am really glad that we have not been forced to meet them socially. I " "I don't see how you can call them Impossible," wag Laura's retort. Laura was always fond of taking the de fensive twhen her grandmother was on the offensive. "They come of an excellent family " "But that Tom Barrlnger looks Im possible," went on. Grandmother. "I do hope If you ever meet him again you won't encourage him." It isn't likely I'll have a chance," remarked Laura. But the next day Laura had an op portunity and in a way most unex pected, at least to Laura. She was out prospecting for possi ble flower beds In the newly-fenced portion of their property at her grandmother's suggestion, of course when she heard the full of feet behind her. She glanced up and there was Tom Barrlnger who had Just managed to swing himself over the six-foot fence. Laura looked up in surprise. She was very anxious to see what In Tom Barrlnger's appearance struck her grandmother as "impossible." 'I owe you an apology," said 'Tom as soon as he had straightened himself out after his leap from the top of the fence post. "But I was anxious to get home without going through the streets, past all those houses. I didn't expect to be caught " Laura giggled. "I guess it doesn't matter as long as It was I who caught you. I really don't see that you have done anything so very dreadful." 'But Mrs. Auden, your grandmother, would," suggested Tom Barrlnger. "But she's In the house. Besides, rd plead your cause. I could say I asked you to come over the fence " Laura had looked in vain to And any thing Impossible In Tom Barrlnger's uppearance. She added: "You know I think if you called to see my grand mother and she had a chance really I to know you she would be glad to nave you use your old short cut. We could have a gate with a lock and you could have one key and we the other " "I would like to call," said Tom, wondering how his father had ever found the Audens Insufferable, "but I want to call on you as well as on your grandmother. I've been wanting to. You know we met once at a col lege dance. It's rather dull here. Per haps if I call and show your grand mother I'm not quite the bore she seems to think me I might get her permission to take you out to the country club." So Tom Barrlnger called and Laura giggled and gave him knowing little glances when he sat1 talking to her grandmother. She was doing her best to get her grandmother to approve. But grandmother's manner was polite, but not cordial. She was careful not to give too much encouragement. Six months later when there was a marriage In Mlllvllle that united the houses of Auden and Barrlnger the general opinion was that there had been strong opposition on the part of Grandma Auden, and that wise young- old woman never suggested that the little romance was all of her maneu vering. FISH THAT THROW OUT LIGHT Species of Shark Are Said to Illumin ate the Under Side of Their Bodies. Some forms of black sharks living In the deepest portions of the seas are studded with thousands of tiny cells from which light Is given out con stantly. So numerous are these light- giving cells that the entire under surface of the fish seems to be bright ly Illuminated. Generation of the light occurs In Interior cells. The light rays are prevented from pene trating the body tissues by black pig ment cells bthind reflectors. These sharks are found in depths of from 500 to 1,500 fathoms. Ten small light sources scattered over its tiny body turn the deep-sea shrimp Into a swimming lighting plant, The Intensity of the light from these sea animals Is due to a very com plete lens system that covers each light cell and through which the light rays are sent after being reflected by Inner reflectors. These mirrors pro tect the body tissues from light. The light . from these shrimps does not flash, but burns for several seconds with a stendy glow. Real Self-Sacrifice. Eleanor and Dora are sisters. They went to school side by side, sot next each other In Sunday school and now have Jobs In the same office. As they have the same friends and know the same data, you Just send for one or the other when you want to know any thing, it doesn't matter whnt. If the boss sends for Dora and she Is busy, Eleanor snys: "I'll go." If some one culls up Eleanor when she Is out of the room, Dora makes the engagement for her, knowing full well whether Eleanor would turn down Jnck or smile upon Harold. But the other day sisterly co-operation went the limit. Dora was called up on the telephone and asked to go to a Saturday matinee. And the sur prised office saw her turn from the telephone to, her sister and ask In the most matter-of-fact sort of way: "Eleanor, will you take my dentist ap pointment for me this afternoon? I'm asked to the theater." "Certainly," replied Eleanor In the most obliging tone, and went on with her work. New York Sun. Indispensable. A township trustee sent a physician to render service to an Indigent fam ily. The physician noticed an emaci ated horse In a ramshackle shed and Inquired" "What use have you for horse V "Oh, we use him to go out In the country and haul hay for himself," was the reply. Boston Transcript. t STATE NEWS ! TAX TTTT?T? I L U1 BAUSsfi aaaAaauaaaAAAAAuaaAal ffTTfWffff www www fjwv Chehalls. Eggs have advanced to 44 cents a dozen In the Chehalls market and whole milk Is now worth $2.10 a hundred, a gain of 10 cents a hundred. Butterfut still holds at 50 cents a pound at the local croamery. Olympla. Highway contracts aggre gating $1,000,096.34 were awarded by the state highway committee Friday, one of the three contracts calling for the greatest mileage of construction ever awarded by the state In a single contract.. White Salmon. A 500-pound black bear, which had been treed by dogs in the Trout lake district, was killed by W. Wood, Frank Corey, John Ferry and Rufe Ordway. Bears are unusual ly numerous this year and are feast ing on fruit In orchards. Tacoma. Every Btate In the union, four territorial possessions and 12 foreign countries were represented among the 70,376" persons who vis ited Rainier national park during the 1922 season, and established a new high record for the national park. Tacoma. Mrs. Johanna Ryan Sat urday began her third week In the city lull, where she was placed September 23 when she refused to Blgn certain papers, as ordered by Superior Judge Card, that would effect a property dis tribution between herself and her former husband, from whom she was divorced in July. Spokane. The system whereby a switch engine was on the main line of the Northern Pacific track at Yardley, near here, on the night of September 7 last, when through passenger train No. 41 collided with it and was wrecked with a loss of six lives of company employes, is blamed in a report of state investigators received from Olympia. Walla Walla. The first automobile to cross the completed bridge over the Columbia river between Pasco and Kennewick made the trip Thursday, and Saturday the bridge was open for regular traffic, with tolls being charg ed. The dedication of the bridge, to be participated In by Governor Hart and a party of Seattle people, will take place October 21. Olympia. While a number of pa trons seated In boxes partook of their meals In ignorance of what was oc curring in the same room a bold hold up man robbed the cash register of the Pekin cafe on Main street near Fourth about 1 o'clock Sunday morning, hold ing at bay with a revolver the Chinese waiter who had opened the cash regis ter to make change. Olympia. Application for return of evidence seized without a search war rant must be timely and cannot' be made after trial of the case has be gun, the supreme court held Saturday, affirming convictions of four persons in two different cases on liquor charges on the ground that applica tions for suppression of evidence wer not made at the proper time. Seattle. James J. Davis, secretary of labor In the cabinet of President Harding, will make two speeches in this state prior to the election In be half of Senator Polndexter, republican nominee to succeed himself, Senator Poindexter's headquarters here an nounced Saturday. It was said that Mr. Davis would be the only cabinet member heard in this state In this campal'gn. Chehalls. John ' P. Winkler's clos ing out sale of Holsteln grade milch cows Friday at Adna brought fair prices only, 35 animals making an average of nearly $62. The highest priced cow brought $112.50. Six 2- year-old heifers sold for $40 each, six young heifers $30 each, and seven calves $12.50 each. A horse and a mare sold for $107.50, while another team brought but $50. Aberdeen. The announcement that the down and standing timber in the Olympic peninsula is to be logged by way of the Spruce division railway recently sold by the government to timber Interests has arou.sed much interest here and it is predicted will be the means of stimulating harbor business interests to put through the plan which was put forward some time ago for the extension of the Northern Pacific road into the peninsula. Olympia. The balance In the state treasury at the close of business Sep tember 30 was $8,309,133.45, a decrease of approximately $118,000 from the preceding week, according to t) week ly report of the state treasurer to the state auditor. The balance at the close of business September 23 was $8,427,445.22. Receipts from the week totaled $156,688.41 and warrants paid and checks drawn on the suspense ac count totalled $275,000.18. The bal ance in the general fund was $2,830,- ALWAYS TIRED. HO AMBITION Nervous and Dizzy, Every thing Seemed to Worry Me. How I Got Well Larwill, Indiana. "My back was bo bad I could not do my washing. I was al ways tired out and had no ambition, was nervous and dizzy and everything seemed to worry me and I had awful pains in my right side. I felt badly about four years and could not do my work as it should have been done. I saw Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound ad vertised so much and it did so many peo- pie good that I began to take it myself. I am feeling fine now and everyone tells me they never saw me looking so well. I live on a farm, do all my work, and have three little girls to take care of. I am recommending this medicine to my friends and know it will help them if they use it like I do." Mrs. Herbert Long, R. R. 3, Box 7, Larwill, Indiana. 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