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U. S. Government Homesteads COLVILLE, WASHINGTON, INDIAN RESERVATION. 1,000,000 ACRES In the Famous Columbia River Basin and Okanogan Valley. Fruit, Dairy, Farm and Timber Land, Map showing Roads, Lakes, Rivers, Creeks, Mountains, Indian Allotments and Mineral Land. Book of Description, shows How to Locate any Homestead of 160 Acres on the Reservation WITHOUT THE EXPENSE OF A LOCATOR. OPEN JULY 5, 1916. OREGON H0MESEEKERS INFORMATION BUREAU, PRICE, POSTPAID, $1.00. 504-5 McKay Building, PORTLAND, ORE. A Well Painted Barn Will Save the Cost of a New One. See Your Paint Dealer Now HANDLEJUCH GOLD Employees of United States As say Office "Roll in Wealth." By buying direct from us at wholesale prices and save the plumber's profits. Write us to day your needs. We will give you our rock bottom "direct-to-you" prices, f. o. b. rail or boat. We actually save you from 10 to 35 per cent. AH goods guaranteed. Northwest headquarters for Leader Water Systems and Fuller & Johnson Engines. STARK-DAVIS CO. 212 Third Street Portland, Oregon HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT IT? The Modern Money-making Milk Pal If you are not a Hazelwood Cream shipper, send us your next can of cream and letter asking us to tell you how to get it Free. THE HAZELWOOD CO, Portland, Oregon Institution Has Been Kept Extremely Busy Lately Handling the Foreign Shipments That Have Come In Such Large Amounts. "Within the heart of a Wall street block in New York city Is the unpre tentious building of the United States assay office, nothing from Its exte rior Indicating the great wealth con tained therein. For the past few months, the va rious departments have been working to full capacity, endeavoring to han dle the great shipments of gold for warded to this country in payment for munitions of war. When the storage Sold Under a Binding Guarantee Money Back If It Fab K a for Man or Btcut Farmers, Ship Your next lot of Veal, Hogs, Poultry, Mohair, Wool, Hides, Pelts, Etc., to SCHMALZ, if you want better prices. Check mailed you day after arrival. Market information, tags, etc., promptly supplied. Beef hides, 14 Vac lb.; calf skins, 23c lb. Ask your neighbor to try us. Wanted, 200 Veal and Hogs; 1000 Broilers and Hens. Write today for tags, mentioning this paper. F. H. Sehmalz & Co. Paid-up capital $10,000. Portland, Ore. Double Tread, Puncture Proof Tires Made from your old ones. LaBt long as Bran New Tires. WE ALSO BUY OLD TIRES. We pay as high as 10c per lb. for such as we can use in Double Tread work, and the highest market Ship your Tires at once or write us. OREGON VULCANIZING CO., 550 Wuhingtn St, Pordui Ore. for junk. m i rT losses surely prevehtei IV I Ml tt Ire Cutter'. Blaoktet Hill. Uw UlfAVJA priced, (rant, rollabla; prefamd by western BtocKmel twcause may pra- Mt wher. .thar vaeelnaa fall. I. " Writ, for booklet and tnUmoiiill. r 10-don ,k0.. BlMkli, PI I II 1 .00 aleelaeatVa 50-dua k. BUeklq Hill 4.00 YTha an. 1n1mtnr. hilt ftltttr! but. Th. luperlorlty of Cutter products is dua to .rer K yarn ol stecltnzing m Vienna, .hi eeritma amy. I ml nn f.iitt.r'a Tf nnnhti InahL orrlar rtlreot. T'JE CUTTER LABORATORY. Barkalay, Clllfarnll. HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK We want all yon hare. Write for prices and .v,;,, THF H. f. NORTON CO. 3J Norm rronc si., roniana, vre. S Granulated Eyelids, iure to Sun, list and Will uiclcly relieved by MwIM ye Reaiiy. No Smarting, iust Eve Comfort. At Your Druggiit't 50c per Bottle. Murine Eye SalviinTubei25c. rorDBWOiinetyerretasi. Druggist, or Murine Eye Remedy Co.. Chicago Eyes $ The Total Sum. The three children came and stood in a row In front of their mother. "Mamma," they said, "what would you like for your birthday?" The mother looked down benignly upon the group and answered: "My dears, mamma wants nothing for her birthday, nothing but three good children. She'd like that." "But then, mamma," cried the eld est, "then we'd be six." Philadelphia Public Ledger. The Sky Pilot. Owing to a fog, a steamer stopped at the mouth of a river. An old lady became very nervous and Inquired of the caDtain the cause ol the delay. "Can't see up the river," replied the officer. "But captain, I can see the stars overhead." she argued. "Yes." said he gruffly, "but until the boilers bust we ain't going that way." American Boy. In Berlin These Days. "Look here, my friend, what on earth are you waiting for? You've been standing here for an hour in the pouring rain." "I'm waiting for a car." "But at least five have just gone by." "Yes, but not the one with the pret ty conductor!" Ulk, Berlin. "Physician Cure Thyself." "I see you have a cold like every body else." "This isn't a cold. I simply got hoarse telling all my friends how to cure their colds." Washington Star. Total Loss. "I can never be yours. Here are your presents." "All very fine. But who's going to return all those cigars I bought your father and all those quarters I gave your little brother? Louisville Cour ier-Journal. Only Difference. First Landlady I manage to keep my boarders longer than you do. Second Landlady O, I don't know, You keep them so thin that they look longer than they really are. rath- finder. A Sad Diagnosis. . "Well," said Binkins, "the doctor say that I am as sound as a dollar." "That's tough," said Wilkins. "A dollar doesn't last very long these days." Philadelphia Ledger. u u HAN FORD S Balsam of Myrrh A LI Nl MB NT For Cuts. Bums, Bruises, Sprains, Strains. Stiff Neck, Chilblains, Lame Back. OldSores, Open Wounds, and all External Injuries. Made Since 186. JSft Price 25c, SOc aad $1.00 . .. . OB WRITE ml IIMJPrS 6. C Kanford Mfg. Co. wwaw BYltA(JUBl!i,.X. Rivals. Two privates in a Highland regi ment began arguing in the canteen as to the rival merits of Edinburgh and Glasgow a burning topic north of the T W6G(1. "Ay," an' whit is yer Edinburgh?" sneered the Glaswegian. "Naethin' bit a hull wi a castle, an ruins on yin side an' a row o' ludgin' hooses on the lther!" "Bit lis' luik at the fine bulldln's we hae in Edinburgh!" protested the man from that city. "Oo, ay! Ye hae some fine pris ons! "Weel, an' fine we need them wi' sae mony cheap trips frae Glesgae!" "Here, some o' the warld's greatest heroes live in Glesgae!" snapped the Glasgow man angrily. "Heroes! Humph! Sooner ca' them martyrs fur livin' there!" "Ye will find Glesgae men a' ower the globe!" proudly. "Mebbe" calmly "n' gey glad tae be oot o' it!" "At ony rate," said the Glasgow man firmly, "Glesgae is a far greater place than Edinburgh!" "Awa', mon! Edinburgh is the capi tal o' Scotland!" "Weel, that's as may be," was the Glaswegian's final hit. "But heaven help ye if ye gang doun Argyle street o' a Setterday nlcht an' say it!" Lon don Answers. THANK YOUR GROCER Coals to Newcastle, Mother was measuring a dose of tonic for her little Bon, who looked up and said: ' "What am I taking this for?" "An appetite," she replied. "An appetite," he scorfully repeat ed. "I can't begin to hold now one half I want to eat." Philadelphia Ledger. One Process. P, N. U. No. 21, 1918 WHEN writing- to advortiaen, pleu nea tion this paper. C Gee Wo Succenaful Home Reined lea Hie successful herb al remedies cure all kinds of ailments of men and women with out operation, UBed from the wonderful Chinese herbs, root buds and venetabies. which are unknown to the medical science or tnis country. Write for blank and circulars. Send stamp. CONSULTATION FREE. Address The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 162Vi First St, Portland. Ore. Being Well mm Prepared 0 means much towards the preservation of your health. The stomach must be kept strong, the liver must be active and the bowels regular. As soon as there is any de viation from those con ditions you should try UOSTETTER'S A STOMACH BITTERS Weighing the Gold. . space was filled the overflow was put in the vaults of the subtreasury build ing adjoining. Armed guards are sta tioned at the entrance and in the rooms wherever deemed essential to protect the wealth of gold that is there. System 1b observed every where. When the foreign coin is received in New York the iron-hound boxes are opened and the bags of coins care fully weighed and recorded. As the alloy standards of France, England and this country are so nearly the same, the process is not a compli cated one. The scales are so finely adjusted that the result is disclosed to a very small fraction of an ounce. The bags of gold are then taken to the smelting room and the metal melted. At the right temperature the molten stream is run into brick shaped moulds, and when full, pow dered charcoal is sprinkled over the top and a second mould placed upon It; when this is full another is added and this process ia repeated till there are tier after tier of bricks. After these are weighed and marked they are ready for our mint. The work is more complicated with the bullion. While the weighing and melting are the same, in order to re duce the long brick to its constituent parts chemicals and electricity must be applied. The silver is separated and run into special moulds. From the remainder the gold, platinum, irid ium, etc., is separated. The gold ob tained in this manner is pure and is melted into bars of different sizes. After being tested and stamped, they are put away till wanted. "Since I've been living next door to a dealer in antique rugs I've learned a thing or two about the rug business. "Yes." "A rug can be aged very rapidly by allowing a few youngsters to use it as a playground." Philadelphia Public Ledger. "A Better Barrel of Flour Cheaper" Works of Art. "Where did you find this wonderful follow-up system? It would get money out of anybody." "I simply compiled and adapted the letters my son sent me from college." No Expensive Trip. "Are you going rusticate this sum mer?" "Oh, no, nothing so expensive. We're just going down on the farm." Baltimore American. Money-Making "MIDGET MARVEL" A Whole Flouring Mill for $2000. One man can run it. Every town should have one. Write. MARVEL MILL CONSTRUCTION CO. 506 Lumber Exchange, Portland, Or. How to Heal Itching, Burning Skin Diseases A Baltimore doctor suggests this simple, but reliable and inexpensive, home treatment for people Buffering with eczema, ringworm, rashes and similar itching, burning skin troubles. At any reliable druggist's get a jar of resinol ointment and a cake of res inol soap. These are not at all expen sive. With the resinol soap and warm water bathe the affected parts thor oughly, until they are free from crusts and the skin is softened. Dry very gently, spread on a thin layer of the resinol ointment, and cover ' with a light bandage if necessary to protect the clothing. This should be done twice a day. Usually the distressing Itching and burning stop with the firt treatment, and the skin soon becomes clear and healthy again. Adv. if he asks you to try a can of ff BAKING III POWDER He wants todo you a favor heknowswhat brands to rec ommend from experience. Next Best Thing. A hospital nurse was testing a vol unteer on his practical knowledge of first-aid work. 'Now, what would you do in case a man collapsed?" she asked. "Give him some brandy, miss," re plied the man. "But suppose you had no brandy?" "Sure, then," he answered cheer fully, "I'd promise him some." Phil adelphia Public Ledger. Entirely Different. "What's this, daughter? You let Mr. Flubdub, whom you barely know, kiss you." ' "Now mother, let's get this thing right. I didn't let him kiBs me. I merely let him try." Louisville Courier-Journal. Psychology Gets Its Bumps. Psychology was handed a brand new bump by the aldermen of New York, who do not believe that the cops of the city should be taught the sci ence of the mind in order to detect criminals. Recently the police com missioner appointed two doctors to teach psychology to the uniformed force. After qualifying, a cop was supposed to be able to tell the condi tion of a man's mind by the way he lit a cigar or a cigarette, scratched his nose or answered the simplest question. The city fathers' upper lips curled when the request for the pay for thi psychology teachers was read at the meeting. "The taxpayers don't want psychologists made of cops," said the president. "They're paid to preserve the peace and not to read men's minds by outward actions. An intelligent cop can come pretty near distinguish ing between a sane man and one who isn't." It looks as if the psycholo gists will be dealt with harshly. Did the Trick. Patriotism is a strong instinct in the breast of a certain elderly lady, who was recently much troubled at the failure of her three nephews to enlist. They were such stalwart, sturdy fel lows that she was ashamed of them. When strong hints had been receiv ed in silence, her patience became ex hausted. One day she sent a telegram to each of the three. These all bore the same message: "Your country is calling. Wire re ply if you wish to borrow my ear- trumpet. She is now very proud of her three lads in khaki. London Answers. Getting Acclimated. Queen of the May the climate is per verse, Each, spring the danger's greater; It might be prudent if you would re hearse In a refrigerator. Washington Star. Bright Child. "Bliggins' small hoy says a great many bright things." "He uttered his masterpiece the oth er evening in the presence of a large - company." "What was it?" "He said, 'Father, where do you get all the funny things you tell people I say?' "Washington Star. WEEKS' BREAK-UP-A-COLD TABLETS A guaranteed remedy for Colds and La Grippe. Price 25c of your druggist. It's good. Take nothing else. Adv. Possibly So. "There will likely be a big influx of travel to Europe after the war." "Yes. They ought to get back a good bit of money putting up rows of castles to rent to Americans." Kan sas City Journal. aUk hr A Famous Physician's Wonderful Discovery After a series of careful experiments and tests at the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y., cov ering many years Dr, Pierce, the medical director of that hospital made announcement that he could prove that a medicine which he called "AN URIC" was the best uric acid solvent now to be had. As a remedy for those easily recognized symptoms of inflam mationas scalding urine, backache and frequent urination, as well as sedi ment in the urine, or if uric acid in the blood has caused rheumatism, lum bago, sciatica, gout, it is simply won derful how quickly "Anuric" acts; causing the pains and stiffness rapidly to disappear. Swollen hands, ankles, feet, are due tn a. rlrnnslfial condition, often caused by disordered kidneys. Naturally when the kidneys are deranged the blood is filled with poisonous waste matter, which settles in the feet, an kles and wrists; or under the eyes in bag-like formations. It is just as necessary to keep the kidneys acting properly as to keep the bowels active. The very best possible way to take care of yourself is to take a glass of hot water before meals and an "An uric" tablet In this way it is readily dissolved with the food, picked up by the blood and finally reaches the kid neys, where it has a tonic effect in rebuilding those organs. Step into the drug store and auk for a 60-cent package of "Anuric" or send Dr. Pierce 10c. for trial pekg. "Anuric" many times more potent than llthia, eliminates uric acid as hot water melts sugar. A short trial will convince you. It Was Too Big a Job. It may not be generally known that Larkin Goldsmith Mead, the American sculptor, is a brother-in-law of William Dean Howells. W. H. Sherwin of Kan sas City is a cousin of the novelist, and the other evening told this Btory: "Someone asked Mr. Howells why he did not have Mead, a talented paint er and pen-and-ink artist as well as a sculptor, illustrate his books. How ells replied: T have asked him to do so, but he has answered me by saying that if he made the pictures he would have to read my books, and he would be hanged if he ever did that.' " Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are the original little liver pills put up 40 years ago. They regulate liver and bowels. Preparedness. Mr. TompklnB was obliged to stop overnight at a small country hotel. He was shown to his room by the one boy the place afforded, a colored lad. "I am glad there's a rope here in case of fire," commented Mr. Tomp kins as he surveyed the room, "but what's the idea of putting a Bible in the room in such a prominent place." "Dat am intended foh use, sah," re plied the boy, "in case de fire am too far advanced foh yo' to make yo' es cape, sah.'I Philadelphia Public Led ger. To Breaf: in New Shoes. Always shako in Allen'e Foot-jase, a powder, it cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen feet Cures corns, ingrowing nails and bunions. At ill druggists and shoe stores, 2.rc. Dont accept my substit ute. Sample mai led FKE1S. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, i Hoy- a. X. Maybe They Were Friendly. The Mesopotamian valley, up which the British expedition from the Per sian gulf has made its way, is, accord ing to tradition, man's first and last paradise. But Tommy Atkins, toiling through the sand under a blazing sun, fighting fleas and flies as well as Turks and Arabs, did not find the country Edenic. One night when the troops were trying to sleep one sol dier was heard to say to another: '"Ere, Bill, if this la the Garden of Eden, I wonder what Adam and Eve did with these 'ere mosquitoes a-buz-tin' around 'em?" at For Forty Years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Has Been Woman's Most Reliable Medicine Here is More Proof. On the Safe Side. Jones and his wife were seated at the dining room table perusing the evening papers when the door Bell rang. Jones arose to answer it, wnen his wife said: "Let me hide those umbrellas be fore you let them in." "Why, do you think somebody will steal them?" asked Jones. "No," replied his wife. "Someone might recognize them." Philadelphia Ledger. Corroboration. "I'm so oblivious to everything ex cept my art when I am on the stage," said Hamlet Tiepacer, "that I never can see the audience." "So the box office reports," said the nfanager. Browning's Magazine. IIIIIIIIIMMlilllllll mw&m (pi DAISY FLY KILLER S'rr'tind''kiiu iljflt.a. Neat, clean. ornamental, conven. lent, cheap, Laata all aeaaon. Madacf metal, can't api 11 or tip mart will not eoll of Injure anything. Guaranteed elTectiva. Sold by dealera, or tf aent by eipraaa pea. paU lor 1. SAMU) lOaUU, 1M DdUlk An.. IrMklra, . T. To women who are suffering from some form of woman's special ills, and have a constant fear of breaking down, the three following letters ought to bring hope: ., North Crandon. Wis. "When I was 10 years old I got married and at 18 years I gave birth to twins ana it leit mo witn very 3 oor neaitn. 1 couia not walk across the floor without having to sit down to rest and it was hard for me to keep about and do my work. I went to a doctor and ne told me I had a displacement and ulcers, and would have to have an operation. This frightened me so much that I did not know what to do. Having heard of Lydia E. I'inkham's Vegetable Compound I thought I would give it a trial and it made me as well as evr. I cannot sav enouifh in favor of the Puikhain remedies." Mrs. Maymb Asbach, North (Jrandon, Wis. ' Testimony from Oklahoma. Lawton, Okla. "Whan I began to take Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound I seemed to be good for nothing. I tired easily and had headaches much of the time and was irregular. I took it again before my little child was bom and it did me a wonderful amount of good at that time. I never fail to recommend Lydia E. I'inkham's Vegetable Compound to ailing women because it has done so much for me." Mrs. A. L. MoCasland, 609 llave St., Lawton, Okla. From a Grateful Massachusetts Woman. IJoxbury. Mass. "I was suffering from inflam mation and was examined by a physician who found that mv trouble was caused by a displacement. My symptoms were bearing down pains, backache, and sluggifih liver. I tried several kinds of medi cine ; then I was asked to try Lydia E. llnkham's Vegetable Compound. It has cured me and I am pleased to be in my usual good health by using it and highly recommend it." Mrs. B. M. Osgood, 1 Ilaynes Park, Itoxbury, Mass. Tf vnn want Hnwinl ndrlfe write to Lvdla E. Plnkham Medicine Co. (confidential) Lynn, Mass. Tonr letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman and held. In strict confidence. , m He. 1