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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 1, 1915)
WHAT THE PORTLAND EVENING TELEGRAM SAID: "A business education Is something which no one can take away from yon. ana which in future may prove of more value than a monev prize. The Behnke- "aiKer Husineas College Is an Institution of sterling worth, which turns out more men and women fitted to enter commercial pursuits, each year, than any other college on the Coast." Paying Positions for Graduates Newspapers and business houses recognize the superi ority and thoroughness of the training Behnke-Walker students receive and demand more of our graduates than we are able to supply. In a single year, we received 1467 calls for office help. This makes It easy for us to guar antee our students positions. J-f v i f ' t I wrue ior our L M. WALKER, L M. WALKER, Pre. Fourth and A POSITION u Our graduates are always in demand. There is a rood position ready for you Just u isoon as you can prepare for it. runcrt. mere are 8227 REASONS WHY YOU 3H0ULD ATTEND HOLMES Eight thousand two hundred twenty-seven satisfied students have passed through HOLMES durinr the past twentyeight years. Hundreds of them are now successful business men with independent incomes. Our graduates start at salaries ranging from 140 tft 1100 mnnrh Writs fnr Karulnviia Krnrt NOW Since 1887. Holmes Business "The School that gets you a good position." We will trust you What do you want or nd for your home? Furniture, Beds, Ruga, Car pets? We have them. Blankets, Dishes, Stoves? You can get them all and anything else you want and have them right away, too, on our Easy Monthly Payment Plan Just send your name and address. A post card will do. We'll send you our Big Free Catalog and open your charge account as soon as we hear from you. Thirty Davs' Free Trial If not perfectly satisfied In that time, your money refunded and freight charges both ways. No need to Bcrape and save for years. Tour credit is good. EDWARDS COMPANY Home Furnishers on Credit PORTLAND, OREGON, If 7011 are thinking of buying a Piano, do not fail to write us for CATALOGUES AND PRICES. We kII en Emit Tirms. Shermanay & Co. PORTLAND. OREGON. "USE THE RIVER" Dalles-Columbia Line State of Washington, for The Dalles daily ex. Sunday 11 p. m. Leave Dalles daily ex. Monday 12 M. Steamers J. N. Teal. Inland Empire and Twin Cities for Upper Columbia and Snake river points. Taylor St. Dock. Tel. Main 613. WiUuutteaiid Columbia River Tiwini Co., Portlud. TYPHOID Is no more necessary thanSmallpox. Army experience bu demonstrated tbe almost miraculous effi cacy, and hsrmlestnell, of Antitysbold VaccinsUon. Be vaccinated NOW by your physiclaa, you and four family. It Is mote vital tbsa bouse insurance. Ask your physician, drueelst, or send for "Have you had Typhoidl" telling of Typhoid Vaccine, results from use, snd danger from Typhoid Caiilen, THE CUTTEB LABORATORY, BEMELCY, CAU Mosucise vaccihis t asiuas UNBlt u. s, tov. ucsssl Surel He Thought of Her. There was trouble In the nursery. Baby Enid was howling, and mother couldn't soothe her. At last she found out the cause of the disturbance and turned Irately on Johnny. "You don't mean to say, you greedy little boy," she demanded, "that you have eaten all those sweets grandma gave to you, and never even thought of your little sister?" Johnny looked hurt. "Oh, yes, I did think of her," he said In an aggrieved voice. "I was think ing of her all the time, and I was frightened that she would Bee them before I ate them all 1" Kansas City Times. As Warranted. , "Sav." said the man as he entered the clothing store, "I bought this suit here less than two weeks ago, and it is rusty looking already." "Well," replied the clothing dealer, "I guaranteed it to wear like Iron, didn't I?" Cincinnati Enquirer. Proving Hl Poverty. ' Mrs. Owens Mercy, John, there Isn't a thing in the house fit to eat. Owens I know it, Kate; that's why I brought him home to dinner. I want him to see how frugally we live. He's my principal creditor. Boston Tran script .... A Practical Application. "I think I can explain It to you. Now I ask you for a kiss. That's the initia tive." "And I refer you to mother." ' "XJm. That's the referendum." Louisville Courier-Journal. Beating Him to It. "Well, how about that little bill?' "But I told you to call at 1 o'clock, nd it is only 3 now." "I know It. I wanted to catch you In." Houston Post. How It Was. "Your wife came from a fine old family, didn't she?" "No; she brought them with her." Judge. A Real Success. "What Is a food expert?" "Anv man who can make his wages buy enough for the family table." Life. C Gee Wo Successful Hmlm Beneditt HU successful herb al remedies cure all kinds of ailments of men and women with out operation, used from the wonderful Chinese her be, root. buds and vegetables, which ara unknown to the medical science of this country. Write for blank.and circulars. Sena stamp. CONSULTATION FREE. Address Tha C. Cee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. First St. Portland, Ore. Mention Paper. P. N. U. No. 39. WIS WHEK wrltiof to advertisers, please I " tiosi this paeer. beautiful Illustrated catalog tree. BUSINESS COLLEGE President, Portland, Ore. Yamhill PORTLAND, OREGON FOR YOU WHEN TRAINED HOLMES Training means MUNbi, rusmUN. College WjskinjtM it Tests. Portland, Or. Good Reason for It A certain regiment stationed In Bel fast was mustered in the Ormean Park for inspection, and was standing awaiting the arrival ot, the colonel. Presently the commanding officer was seen approaching on horseback, but when a few paces from the troops the horse (which had been hired for the day) stood stock-still, and refused to move. The officer made desperate efforts to urge on bis steed, but all to no pur pose. Before long a group of bystand ers encircled him, and one of them, a ragged urchin, suddenly cried out to his chum: "I say, Bill, run and ring the park bell; it's a tramcar horse." This was enough for the colonel, who at once dismounted. Not Guilty. There had been a railway collision near a country town in Virginia and a shrewd lawyer had hurried from Rich mond to the scene of the disaster. He noticed an old colored man with a badly injured head, and hurried up to him where he lay moaning on the ground. "How about damages?" began the lawyer. But the sufferer waved him off. "G'way, boss, g'way," he said. "I never hit de train. I never done slch a thing in all mah life, so help me Gawd! Yo' can't git ho damages out- en me." New York Evening Post. Dr. Pierce's Pellets, small, sugar- coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomacn, liver ana DOW' els. Do not gripe. Elusive Impression. "I listened to your speech with close attention," said the man who tries to b pleasant, but fails. "And did it set you thinking?" "It did. And the next time you de liver it I'm going to listen again and see if I can find out what I was think ing about." Washington Star. Precious Article. "Why do you give the waiter so large a tip?" "Because a position of extraordi nary trust and responsibility rightfully commands unusual compensation. He is the custodian of a genuine full sized Birloin steak." Washington Star. You Can Get Allen's root-Ease TREE.1 Write Aliens. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y., fork free sample ot Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new or tight shoes easy. A certain cure for corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. All drug gists sell It. 25c. Don't accept any substitute, No Rebate. A beautiful young lady approached the ticket window at the Pennsy sta tion, and in a voice like the rippling of a brook, asked the agent: "What is the fare to the fair?" To which the agent replied: "Same as to the homely, madam." Chance to Shine. 'Well, wifey, I am now a Judge. And you know that famous divorce case now coming up? "Yes." "I'm to preside." "Oh. goody! I'll Invite all my so ciety friends to act as patronesses and I'll snub some cats I know." Louis ville Courier-Journal. Too Much. "Why did Nerlssa break the engage ment? "Seems as If she went with her fiance to a baseball game." "Well?" "She said he got more enthusiastic over that game than he ever had on her account" Louisville Courier- Journal. Just as Good. Wild-eyed Customer I want a quar ter's worth of carbolic acid. Clerk This Is a hardware store. But we have er a fine line of ropes, revolvers and razors. Yale Record. FOR SALE AUTOMOBILES Rebuilt Federal Tracks i w A Safe Used Truck to Buy. A REBUILT FEDERAL U as food value for the money as a new truck. By rebuilt we mean that the truck la entirely taken apart, each part examined and If necessary replaced by a new part made at the Federal factory, the entire truck repainted and reflnished, and everything necessary done to make the truck practi cally as good as new in every detail. When you buy a rebuilt Federal you are protected by the same policy and In terest that we g-ive to all Federal owners. We operate a repair department, In which the workmen are specialists on Federals, our supply of Federal parts Is complete, nnri the stork rnnm orpanlzatlon hierh class, which Insures the prompt ftlllna; of , tr ii,nnrtmnt which In nnpn riflV and n I n.ria nr, ,ri v in nnornrn n iKrv- i night, "always at your call." The Federal being a cma truck in tne nrm piace ana protected by a company which Is equip ped and has the disposition to give you service Is coripenuentlv A SAFE USED TRUCK TO BUY. If you are in the market for a truck from 1000 to 11400, we urge you to com pare used Federals with new trucks at similar prices. We think we can convince you of their superior value. GERLINGER MOTOR CAR CO., Cor. E. Third and Oregon Sts., over Steal BrVfTl I TO FIGHT FATIGU Peculiar Organization That Has Been Formed. Society Believes That It Can Do Much for the Elimination of "That Tired Feeling" on the Part of the Workers. 111 Providence, R. I., a museum of devices for the elimination nf un necessary fatigue has recently been opened. Ten of thousands of letters have been mailed calling for such de vices, but, strange to say, only half a dozen have been sent. But several colleges, whose professors have been attending the course in scientific man agement, of which the museum is a result, have taken up this matter of unnecessary fatigue and are trying to devise means for its elimination. Frank B. Gilbreth, who is in charge of this museum, says a large amount of the fatigue accumulated by workers of all sort9 is preventable, being Spring Chair for Workers on Sewing Machines. caused by wrong lighting, vibration, improper adjustment of chairs or stools to benches or desks, standing instead of sitting. Naturally the first object of atten tion for the antt-fatigue crusaders was the chair or the lack of it. Conse quently several fatigue-saving chairs have been designed and are now being used in many factories at Providence, where the rule has become: "A chair for every worker, whether he needs it or not." Some of the chairs already in use are Bhown in the pictures printed here with, which are taken from photographs furnished by Mr, Gilbreth. That showing the man filing a piece of steel was specially designed for such work as that, which has always been done standing. The chair, which can be made by any carpenter, has a solid projecting foot rest which en ables the worker to push a file as vigorously- sitting as standing. . The chair Is of such a height that the work er can stand or sit with equal ease. The chair in which tbe woman is sitting at a sewing machine is the re sult ot experiments in eliminating vi bration. In large factories where much machinery is running, the vibra tion causes great fatigue. This chair is Bet upon strong springs that take up all the vibration. The other chairs are ordinary chairs raised to exactly the right height for the particular work and the individual worker by placing their legs in sock ets In wood blocks, which, of course. can be removed and adjusted to any height. Mr. Gilbreth is anxious to hear from anyone who has devised or who can devise any object that will eliminate any form ot fatigue in any office or factory work. Getting Even. A farmer strolled Into a motor sales house. "What's this worth?" he asked, pointing to a small car. "Five hundred dollars," was the re ply. "And that?" pointing to a better car. . "Seven hundred. and fifty dollars. "And that there one?" pointing to a seven passenger, with a Jerk of his thumb. "That is a line car, and 1b worth U.200." "I'll take It," said the farmor. "The car Is cash, you know," said the salesman. "Yes, I got the money," said the farmer, as he pulled a roll of bills out of his pocket, peeled off twelve $100 billa and paid for the car. "Now you'll show me how to drive the critter?" "Sure," said the salesman, "that's part of the sale." "So they started out, and, after go ing three miles, overtook a man in wagon and honked and honked and tooted, but the man with the mules re fused to heed. "Finally the farmer said: "This is my car, ain't It?" "It is," said the salesman. "And I paid for lt?t" "You did." "Then," said the farmer, "you run right over that sunnavagun. That' the way automobile drivers always done with me." "State Use" System Adopted, One of the reform prison measures passed at the last session of the Penn, sylvanla legislature and signed by the governor Introduces the so-called "State use" system In that state. This means that prisoners will be given an opportunity to manufacture goods for use in State institutions. It is lieved this will eventually result In th abolition of convict labor In competi tion with free labor. Great Drainage Project. A project for draining and reclaim ing 1,000,000 acres of land in Esypt, work on which has been begun, It one ot the greatest and most expen sive tasks of the kind ever attempted. Where Population Decreased. In 1910 2,491 counties in all tho states of the Union showed 793 in which tho rural pnpulaUou was loss than ten jers previous. f, A ita ;a r v ,u A Valuable First Aid in sickness of the Stomachn liver and bowel disorders and in general weakness can be found in II HOSTETTER'S Stomach Bitters It helps Nature pro vide the necessary digestive properties required for the per fect assimilation of food, thus creating and maintaining bet ter health at all times. You should try it. Be Sure You Get HOSTETTER'S HYPNOTISM Influence and control others I Make fun and money. Learn in few hours. Illustrated treatise free. Guarantee Sales Co.. Book Dept.. 1904 Second St., San Diego. Calif. Case of Necessity. William F. McCombs, the well- known Democratic politician, relates the following: Little Tommy had a very pretty sister. Pretty sister had a very de voted admirer. One evening when the devoted admirer was sitting in the parlor waiting for sister to appear he was approached by little Tommy. "Say, Mr. Smith," rather pointedly queried the youngster, "do you love sister Jenny?" ''Why, Tommy! was the amazed response of the blushing Mr. Smith. 'Why do you ask me a question like that?" Because," was the quick rejoinder of the youngster, "she said last night she would give five dollars to know, and I need the money." Philadelphia Telegraph. Excusable Inadvertence. Machinery seems almost endowed with intelligence." "That's right," replied Farmer Corn- tossel. "Sometimes I ketch myself ustn' the same language to our auto mobile that I use to the mule." Washington Star. Placed. "So you're looking for a Job In the chorus, eh?" "Yes, sir. "How is your voice?" "Well, I'm a little hoarse now, but" "All right I'll put you in the pony ballet." A Fair Guess. "Who was it prophesied that the war would be all over by the first of August?" I don t know, but if he meant all over Europe, he wasn't so far wrong." A Venetian Trait "Our town is considered the Venice of Sagebrush county." "A town on a prairie? Why, you have to haul your drinking water to this alkali burg." "That may be true." "Then where does your resemblance to Venice come in?" 'We have a large floating popula tion. Louisville Courier-Journal. ! Quality. Norah Faith, an' I never dreamed that was your mistress. Bridget Begorra, an shes grand 1 She seems more like an equal. Life FARMER'S WIFE TOO ILL TO WORK A Weak, Nervous Sufferer Restored to Health by Ly dia E. Pinkham's Veg etable Compound. Kasota, Minn. "I am glad to ay that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Uompouna naa aone more (or me than anything else, and I had the best physi cian here. I was so weak and nervous that I could not do my work and suf fered with pains low down in my right side for a year or more. I took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege. table Compound, and now I feel like si different person. I believe there la nothing like Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound for weak women and young girls, and I would be glad if I could influence anyone to try the mem cine, for I know it will do all and much more than it is claimed to do." Mrs. Clara Franks, R. F. D. No. 1, Mapl crest Farm, Kasota, Minn. Women who suffer from those dis tressing ills peculiar to their sex should be convinced of the ability of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound to re store their health by the many genuine and truthful testimonials we are con tantly publishing in the newspapers. If you have the slightest doubt that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta ble Com pound will help you, write to Lydia E.PinkhamMediclneCo. (confidential 1 liynn, Mass., ior aa Tice. Your letter will be opened, read and amwered by a woman, ana neia in strict commence. LINK'S BUSINESS COLLEGE "THE SCHOOL OF QUALITY" Portland's Bent Buifneni Tralninij School. Bookkeeping, Shorthand, Typewriting and Penmanship taught by expert teacher. Fill Term opens Wednesday, Sept. 1, 1915 Many student have already enrolled. Ask for Catalog. Enroll early. A. T. LINK, General Manager, Phons MAIN S0S3 T1LF0R0 ItOG. PORTLAND, OREGON OS AS AEROPLANE SPIES Any Fowl Can Be Trained to Do the Work, According f an Eng lish Writer. The London Daily Chronicle repub iFhes from the Cologne Gazette an )dd article on the use of animals to ignify the approach of enemy aero planes. The writer, who is evidently iuite serious, has noticed that the sight of certain animals is much keen er than that of human beings, aud in a hasty view of the entire animal kingdom he comes to the conclusion that birds have the most alert vision and that hens and pigeons are the birds most get-at-able, most easily trained and most reliable. Hens will protect their chickens against soaring birds of prey which the sharpest human Bight cannot discover, and pigeons will fly in any weather and are extraordinary doc ile. The training of a hen or a pigeon to announce the approach of an aeroplane is much easier than one would think. They are to be placed captured in the vicinity of a descend ing air machine, and as soon as the airman lands he Is t- ruth at the un fortunate fowls and belabor them with a rod. This practice is to be repeat ed until the hen or pigeon believes its life to be endangered by anything on a large scale descending from the skies. All day long these terrified birds will strain their vision sky ward, and the remotest speck In the vault of heaven will flutter the dove cotes and hencoops as nothing else would. Another bird which adapts itself to this military service 1b the com mon crow. He has the most extraordi nary eyes, which enable him to see in front of him and behind. An ob ject for which a man requires a telescope is easily discovered by the crow without any telescope. Crows are very wise creatures, says the Cologne writer, and once you catch your crow, train him and whack him sufficiently, you will be sur prised at the results when the ene my aeroplanes come along. ARMY MOTOR REPAIR SHOP Used at the Front by the French Army to Follow Aeroplanes in Flight. The enormous use of aeroplanes during the present war has resulted in an extensive use ot special motor aeroplane repair shops. These portable aeroplane factories were first used by the French, and are marvels of ingenuity, for, In addition to carrying spare propellers and wings for aeroplanes, they are fitted with lathes, drilling machines, forges and, in fact, most of the apparatus necessary to completely rebuild an Portable Aeroplane Factory. aeroplane, except, of course, the en gine. Fitted with powerful engines, these aeroplane motorB can get up a tre mendous speed despite tbelr weight, and are quickly on the scene of any aeroplane smash. In the roofs of many of these mo tors, by the way, are windows or open lngs through which an observer can watch the flight of the aeroplane. Pearson's Weekly. Order by Telephone, Electric confectionery shops are to be found in St. Paul and Minneapolis, The owner of these shops Is a great believer In electricity and he has equipped his tables with candle lamp: and desk telephone sets. A customer seats himself at the table, looks at a handy table directory or menu, finds the number of the particular dainty he desires and gives his order by tele phone. A minute later the order is placed on his table by a waiter. The system saves a great deal of time because the waiters do not have make a trip to the table to find out what the customer wants, nor do they have to wait whlli the customer deliberating over his choice. Patrlotlo Badges. Women in England are wearing "Proud-of-HIm" badges. These badges are made of metal, enameled In col ors, with the design ot the union Jack. They are inscribed either "Husband With the Colours," "Son With the Col ours," "Brother with the Dolours," or Father With the Colours." 8llver Taken From Heart, Early In the present war a silver ot steel from an exploded grenade pene trated the heart of a French soldier where It remained for four and a half months. Recently surgeons succeeded in removing it in a delicate operation and the man is regarded as cured, tor the heart acts normally. Buttermilk In Hot Weather. Buttermilk is always a better hot weather food than whole milk tor grown people, and sometimes it for babies. On a hot day it is bet ter to drink buttermilk than beer over a bar. Wall Paper Trade With Germans In the last 20 years Germany has wrested 17 per rent of the wall paper trade from England and France, who formerly had a monopoly. London Chronicle. War Note. The dreadnaughts are mighty struments of destruction, but, U boat! Children's Safety First. The safety-first rule for children- traveling or not is Keep Dusy, WHY FAMOUS PASTRY COOKS USE MB AKING The patrons of our first class n.a thev demand the best Women are noted for their excellence. Men biscuits when fresh and moist and The pastry cook with a reputation uses K C Baking Powder because he knows that results are is as good as his best. Then. too. with K C Baking kinds of batter before the rush needed so that every order goes to last he bakes are just as good as the hrst. The reasons behind these reasons is that K C Is really a blend of two baking powders. One commences to give off leavening gas as soon as moistened. The other requires both moisture and heat to make it active. Dough or batter will remain in a partially leavened condition for hours, and when put in the oven, will come up as light as if mixed a moment before. For cookies, pancakes, doughnuts and the like, which cannot all be baked at once, K C is indispensa ble. For all baking the double raise makes doubly certain. Follow the example of the professional 15 S cook and your Nabbing Him Quick. Mr. Singleton Do you believe In di vorce, Miss Yellowleaf? Miss Yellowleaf Oh, you men are lust awful! You haven't even asked me to marry you yet! Judge. SU'JWm.lHT'SW.'M nimmimmmmimmmssKi REPEATING No matter how big the bird, no natter how heavy its plumage or swift its Bight, you can bring; it to bag with a long, strong, straight shooting Winchester Repeating Shotgun. Results are what count. They always give the best results in field, fowl or trap shooting, and axe sold within reach of everybody's pocketbook. Made in three different models si4 In 10, 13, IS and 20 gauges. DEALERS EVERYWHERE SELL THEM Proud ot Him. Sandy Macpherson started to build small house of bricks. After the usual fashion of bricklayers, he work ed from the Inside, and, having the material close beside him, the walls were rising fast when dinner-time ar rived, and with it his son, Jock, who brought his father's dinner. With honest pride in his eye, Sandy looked at Jock over the wall on which he was engaged, and asked: "Hoo d'ye think I'm gettin on? "FamouB feythur; but hoo dae ye get oot? You've forgot the door!" One glance around him showed Sandy that his son was right; but looking kindly at him, he said: "Man, Jock, you ve got a gran held on ye. Ye 11 be an architect yet, as shure's yer feythur's a builder." Not Necessarily. 'Do you think baseball can be made more popular by lowering the price of admission?" "Decidedly not. Look at the churches. They charge no admission at all, and still they can't get the crowds." A Poor Excuse. "Van Lushe says his wife keeps him in hot water all the time." "I suppose that's how he accounts for getting stewed so often." His Stand. "I'm neuter 'bout dls yuh war dat de white men is holdln' over dar In whuhever 'tis," declared old Brother Kersoot "Yassah, plumb neuter 1 dunnuh no mo' dan dey does what dey's fighting 'bout." Kansas City Star. He Was It "My grandmother left a large prog eny," he was saying. "Of course, you expect to share in It," chirped the sweet young thing. Buffalo Express. A Moderate Request. Creditor Can't you pay something on account of that bill you owe me? Debtor (grouchily) How much do you want? Creditor Well, enough to fee a law yer to bring suit for the balance, any way. Boston Transcript Are You Suffering From 6) Auto-lntoxication S p "poisoning, or the state of being poisoned, from toxic, substances produced within the body." This is a condition due to the stomach, bowels, kidneys, liver, or pores of the body falling to throw off the poisons. More than 50 of adults are suffering from this trouble. This Is probably why you are suffering from nervousness, headaches, loss of appetite, lack of ambition, and many other symptoms produced by Auto-Intoxication. Your whole system needs stirring up. DE. PiERGE'S GOLDEN MEDICAL DISCOVERY (In Tub Set or Liquid Form) Will remedy the trouble. It first aids the system to expel accumulated poisons. It acts as a tonic and finally enables the body to eliminate its own poisons without any outside aid. Obey Nature's warnings. Your dealer In medicines will uipply you, or you may tend 50c ior a sample package of tablets by null Address Or.V JLfleice, Bulfalo,N.Y. Powder hotels and restaurants are exact- fio where the pastry and cakes are attracted by hot bread and light certain; every time everything Powder he can mix the various of the meal begins and bake as the table fresh and hot, yet the baking will be equal to hi. The Wise Fool. "A man should always try to keep ahead of the game," observed the sage. ' You never went hunting, did you?" asked the fool. ESS SHOTGUNS An Easy Way to Gel Rid of Ugly Pimples Bathe your face for several minutes with reslnol soap and hot water, then apply a little resinol ointment very gently. Let this stay on ten minutes, and wash off with resin ol soap and more hot water, finishing with a dash of cold water to close the pores. Do this once or twice a day, and you will bo astonished to find how quickly the healing resinol medication soothes and cleanses the pores, removes pim ples and blackheads, and leaves the complexion clear and velvety. , Resinol ointment and reeinol soap stop itching instantly and speedily heal skin humors, sores, burns, wound and chafing. Force of Habit ' ' We gazed pityingly on the listless drug store clerk leaning against the soda counter. "Haven't you any ambition?" we queried, kindly and all that. "No," he replied, with brightening intelligence; "but I have something: just as good." Newburgh Journal. Otherwise Engaged. "Is Bllgglns a fisherman?" "No." "But he tells some remarkable stories." "That's the reason he isn't a fisher man. He'd rather think up stories than fish." Washington Star. A Treat for Ma. "Yes, we girls are going to camp out." "You'll find cooking very irksome." "Oh, we are going to take mothet along to cook. She needs a vacation.' Judge, Looking Backward. Crawford What's that perpetual motion crank working on now ? Crabshaw A machine that will en able a woman to lace her own shoea Judge. Jh latest mtttloa of Dp. 1'iert'fl'B Common SenM Mmlieu Adviuor should b in Try family. No Canon why you shouli without It whsn It wi II b Mnt (m to you If yoa Will remit cont of wrsp- t1lnli.in..lh-.S1 an. Cfot stampsto Dr. V.AL marw, uuasie, i.