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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 10, 1915)
BEST FARM BUY On the Beautiful Willamette. Here is jnst the place you have had in mind that you would buy if you could find it It is located about miles south of Portland on the hanks of the Wilanwtte river and on perfect graveled roads, so that pleasure can be derived both from your auto and launch. The farm in itself is a b-auty. There are 157 acres, 110 acres in hijrh state of cultivation, balance Rood pasture with living water. Every foot of the place is good soil and it lies just as you would have it. Splendid 10 room house net in larjre. grassy yard, with 18 bij maple trees, making the place especially attractive and restful. Sp!emiid barn 40x70 and all out buildings. Price with 10 cows, 4 horses, lots of hogrs. chickenB and all necessary vehicles and farm imnlenients, only (105 per acre. W are extensive farm dealers and would like to hear from you if you wish to buy. sell or trade. HARGROVE & SONS, 122 (Urth Sixth St.. Parlliaa, Or. fOR SALE AUTOMOBILES Rebuilt Federal Trucks A Safe Used Truck to Buy. A REBUILT FEDERAL tti as eood value for the money as a new truck. By rebuilt we mean that the truck is entirely taken apart, each part examined and if necessary replaced oy a new part made at the Federal factory, the entire truck repainted and refinished, and everything necessary done to make the truck practi cally as cood as new in every detail. When you buy a rebuilt Federal you are protected toy tne same policy ana in terest that we irlve to all Federal owners. We operate a repair department, in which the workmen are specialists on .f ederals, our budoIv of Federal Darts la comDlete, and the stock room organization high class, which insures the prompt filling of an parts orders, we also operate a serv ice department, which Is open day and nisrht. "always at your call." The Federal being a good truck in the first place and protected by a company which Is equip ped and has the disposition to give you service is consequently A SAFE USED TRUCK TO BUT. If you are in the market for a truck from $1000 to $1400, we urge you to com pare used Federals with new trucks at similar prices. We think we can convince you of their superior value. C1ERLINGER MOTOR CAR CO,, Cor. E. Third and Oregon Sts., over Steel Bridge We have the best facilities in the Northwest for doing your Repair work. Why throw your old tires away? Send them to us and let us repair them. We guarantee every repair we make. Our prices are reasonable. A Western repair is a permanent repair. Let us convince you. Tube punctures repaired, 25c WESTERN HDW. & AUTO SUPPLY CO. S32 PINE ST,, NR. BROADWAY, PORTLAND, OR, Agents, sell Opeo Big commissions. Is backed by national advertising. Write today for our propo sition. American Oil Products Co., Buffalo, N. x. Cartoons Magazine for September. The present crisis between the Unl ted States and Germany is reflected in cartoons from many quarters of the world. Some of the best of these are reproduced in the September Cartoons Magazine. A French artist, for in stance, pictures Uncle Sam wielding a huge club, labeled "Right" Ger many, in the garb of a bespectacled woman, wearing a helmet, looks bel ligerently at him from a chair. Uncle Sam, with a threatening gesture, re minds her that "perhaps she can read this better than if it were a 'scrap of paper.'" An Australian cartoonist has the kaiser plucking, one by one, the tail feathers from the American eagle, The feathers are marked respectively, "Lusltania," "Gulflight," "William P, Frye," etc., while the kaiser is repre sented as saying, "She loves me loves me not. London Punch shows President Wil son as Noah. A dove of peace has returned to the ark to report "Noth ing doing." "Say, Boss," the Ameri can eagle speaks up, "why not try me?" Even more Interesting than the car toons on political subjects are the samples of Japanese art, picturing the lighter side of war. The efforts of these oriental Nasts are quite amus ing, even if a trifle elementary. A Waste of Time. A civil engineer, who was building a railway in Mexico, was trying to show a native how much the new rail way would benefit the country. "How long does It take you to car ry your produce to market at pres ent? he asked. "With a mule it takes three days. "There you are!" exclaimed the en gineer. "When the new railway Is In operation you will be able to take your produce to market and return home the same day! "Very good, senor," was the placid reply, "but what shall I do with the other two days? 'Kansas City Star, Let Her Down. Little Mildred had Just had her first dip in the briny. "How did you like it, dearie?" asked her mother, as she fastened the little 6-year-old's frock. Mildred glared at the sparkling sea with much annoyance. "I didn't like it at all, mother," she replied coldly. "I sat on a wave and went through." Answers. Of Course. "Suppose all the energy that Is wasted In dancing were devoted to some useful purpose? "I never entertain a supposition like that." "Why not?" "Because experience and observa tion have taught me that the energy devoted to dancing is toot power and not brain power." Reason for Leaving, "Are there any fish In this stream?' "There was yesterday," replied the country boy. "But since you've been walkin' up an' down with that fancy ftshln' outfit I shouldn't be surprised if they had all jumped fur the river an hid. Washington Star. LINK'S BUSINESS COLLEGE "THE SCHOOL OF QUWTP Portland'! Best Businwi Train in School. Book keeping, Shorthand. Typemnt.ru- and Penmanship taught by expert teachers. Fall Urn ipeni Wednesday, Sept 1, 1915 Many students have aJreadr enrolled. Ask for Catalog1. Enroll early, A. T, LINK, Gsneral Manager. PhoM MAIN 8083 TILFORO ILDO. PORTUItO, 1REGM TIRES CAP v4 u LEASED A BREEZY DRUMMER Not At All Disturbed When Informed He Had Taken Judge Hornbuckle's Seat at Table. "Now, this Is the way I like to be treated In a hotel," said the breezy rummer, as he sat down to breakfast in the Pikesville house. "The morn Ing paper is lying beside mj plate." 'I begs yo' pardon, boss," said the head waiter, in considerable agitation. You's in Judge Hornbuckle's seat. He's been Benin" there fur twenty years an' an' he's due here at any minute." I should worry," was the drum. mer's only reply. Well,' maybe you kin take keer of yo'self, boss. I guess you ain't never been befo' de judge, like I has. Dat s why I'se gwine out an stay In de kitchen till de rucus blows over." Safety First. Neighbor What was the trouble in your flat this morning, Willie? Little Willie No trouble at all. Neighbor But what wa3 all that noise? Little Willie Oh, that was father trying to save the price of a shave. What's Your Hurry7 It takes a snail only twelve days, three hours, four minutes and twenty seconds to go a mile," she read from the newspaper. "Yes," he admitted, "but then she doesn't have to dress for theater first." Part of It Possible. "I intend to do something in this affair. I don't intend to sit on a stool and look pretty." Well, if the worst came to the worst, you could sit on the stool, you know." Careless of Her. "Oh, say, who was here to see you last night?" Only Myrtle, father." 'Well, tell Myrtle that she left her pipe on the piano." University of Ne braska Awgwan. Rained Pitchforks. 'Did von ever see It rain Bitch forks here?" asked the city man In the country. 'Sure." replied the farmer, "my neighbors gave me a pitchfork show er when I was married. Some Name. 'What is your name, my little boy?' "Caesar, sir." "Well, you're named after a great man." 'No, I ain't, either. I was named after my uncle's dog." Heard on the Train. 'What book is that you are read ing, Jim?" " 'The Sorrows of Satan.' " "Well, I'll say this for you, Jim you always do take an Interest in the troubles of your friends." His Wav. "How did vou becAme bo rlnh' Have you always earned more than you spend? 'Not a bit of it. yountr man. but I've always managed to spend less than I earned. ALL IN THE GAME. Jack Potts I understand that tbey play for pretty high stakes on these ocean steamers. Shy One Yes. Many a man has won his wife on an ocean trip. When It's Best. "You must get a lot of Joy out of your daughter's voice. It's so sweet. "Yes, but it alwsys seems sweetest to me when it's floating out of the kitchen over a pan full of dishes." Making Practice Easy. "My daughter Jane, practiced for wo hours on the piano yesterday." "She must like it." "It isn't that, but It tool: mo thai long to finish the housework." Playing It Safe. "Tbey are guessing my age. How old would you say I am?" "My dear lady, In such matters that I never venture an opinion. I' strictly neutral UST A WORD ABOUT YOUR HEALTH your health is poor as a result of a weak stomach, lazy liver or clogged bowels HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS IT HELPS NATURE CORRECT SUCK TROUBLES AND IMPROVES HEALTH Submersible Oil Tanks for Supplying Submarines. The ability of the German submar ines to keep at sea for indefinite per iods when hundreds of miles from any German naval base has been one of the surprises of the war. It is now suggested that the Germans may have established secret submarine bases consisting of submersible oil tanks at unfrequented points along the Nor wegian coast and among the islands at the west and north of Scotland, and that the enormous supplies of oil re quired for the operation of these ves sels Is obtained from this source. This lould be accomplished by means of a submersible tank that had already been invented for commercial pur poses before the war began. This tank is cylindrical, is 150 ft. long and 30 ft. in diameter, and has an oil capacity of 2,280 tons. It is divided into four or more compartments which can be used for various grades of oil and can be emptied separately or together. Each end of the tank is divided verti cally Into two compartments, the up per compartment being utilized as a pump house and the lower as a ballast or trimming tank. With these trim ming tanks, which can be filled with sea water or emptied by means of electric pumps, the cylinder can be floated or submerged, or can be made to float at an angle with the pump house at one end above water. An electrical oil pump forms part of the equipment. When a submarine or other vessel is to replenish Its bunk ers it comes alongside, couples Its electric cables to the pumps in the valve house and pumps out the re quired supply of oil, after which the tank is sunk to the depth required for concealment A picture of one of these supply tanks in use appears in the September Popular Mechanics Magazine. A Practical Age. "Let's play we're trappers and hunt ers. I'll be Kit Carson and you can be Deadwood Dick. We 11 pretend to make a heap of money killing wolves for the bounty." "Be practical, kid. We can earn real money swatting flies at 6 cents a pint. Louisville Courier-Journal. Unfortunate. "How do you happen to be In pris on?" , "It is the result of an accident." "You ran over some one with your auto?" 'No, ma'am, I fell over a chair and waked up the owner of the house." Too Noisy. "That pest who lives next door to me has a habit of starting up his lawn mower at 6 o'clock in the morning." "Spoils your beauty sleep, eh?" "Not only that, but my daughter complains that she can t practise her music lessons with all that racket go ing on." Speed Indicators. 'A speedometer indicates how fast one is going." 'So does one s bank balance. Bos ton Transcript. WOMEN WHO ARE ALWAYS TIRED May Find Help in This Letter. Swan Creek. Mich. " I Minnnt. inonb too highly of your medicine. When through neglect or overwork I get run down and my appe tite is poor and I have that weak, lan guid, always tired feelintr. I eet a bot- Ifl tie of LydiaE.Pink lham'i Vegetable Compound, and it builds me no. rives me strength, and re- health again. It is truly a great bless- In to Women, and T Mnnnt analr twl highly of it I take pleasure in recom mending it to others. "Mrs. Annib Cameron, R.F.D., No. 1, Swan Creek, Michigan. Another Sufferer Believed. Hebron, Me. -"Before taking your remedies I was all run down, discour aged and had female weakness. I took Lydia E. Pinkham'i Vegetable Com pound and used the Sanative Wash, and find today that I am an entirely new woman, ready and willing to do my housework now, where before taking your medicine it was a dread. I try to impress upon the minds of all ailing women I meet the benefits they can derive from your medicines." Mrs. Chakles Kowe, Kennebago, Maine. If yon twit special advice vrriie to L,ydia E. I'inkliam Med icine Co., (confidential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter wil be opened, read and answered by a woman and held In strict confidence. P. n. u. No. 36, iis f WHEN writlai ta a-r-trtiaan. ptaasa tl.n thla pspar. r-r- , ,'V Ha .1 m Am Hal IF YOU visit Hongkong or Canton or Shanghai you will find thou sands of people who spend their lives from first to last on water. Both in Hongkong and Canton a population equal to that of a consider able town lives on little boats called sampans, and never by any chance do these water dwellers set foot on land If they can avoid it, the Hongkong correspondent of the Dundee Courier writes. Nor can they get back quickly enough to their native element if busi ness should call them from it for a little time. They are unhappy on land; one can read it alike in their carriage and their faces. Even the tiniest of children dislike dry land. But see them aboard a rocking cockleshell of a boat, and, if you are tender hearted, you have heart tremors the first time or two. They are able to do little more than walk, yet they balance perilously on the narrow side of the boat and perform feats that would turn a white mother's hair gray in a day. But these Chinese mothers do not turn gray; they do not even look at their offspring. For one reason, they are too busy; for another, there is not the faintest need for them to worry. What is bred in the bone comes out even In the flesh of a sampan-born youngster, and ability to get about a rocking boat at the age of fifteen QmiNmr illinium m I m i limn mil minium " Dfi - iiiitft rr ON THC YANGTZE - KlANQ, months or so is bred In the bone of these babies. Girl Babies of Little Account. Besides, babies (girl babies at least) are of very little account. If one of them should fall overboard she may be pulled out again before she is drowned, and If she is not caught up quickly enough the loss Is not greatly serious from their point of viow. You may regard this as exaggerated, but It is overstated no whit. The writer remembers successive days when he was new to the far East and took notice of such things seeing first a girl baby a d then a hen fall into the water. The mishap to the baby caused no excitement whatever, but in the case of the hen there arose a mighty screeching. The mother and grand mother and what may have been either aunts or sisters Bet up a tremendous row which did not subside until Borne time after .he frightened hen had been rescued. The loss of a baby was neither here nor there; the loss of a hen would have been serious from an economic point of view. Whether among land or water peo ple in China, girls are not greatly wanted and the addition to a family which has already a sufficiency of girls of another of the female sex Is counted almost a calamity. But It Is a calamity which is easily got over. One hates to set down the horrid fact, but the unwanted baby is quite often got rid of by the simple expedi ent of dumping it overboard. Especial ly docs this take place with much frequency In Canton. In the British city of Hongkong the practice is not so commonly followed, bocause the authorities have a swift way of dealing with unnatural parents of this stamp. But It Is not yet stamped out and probably never will be. The best that can be said is that HONDURAS IS RICH COUNTRY Has Climate of Every Variety, but Has Few Roads and Not Much Money. Honduras Is a rich country and Its resources remain In almost a virgin condition. It possesses a climate that varies with Its topography, the tem perature on the coasts being hot, in the lowlands of the Interior it is warm, and In some places cold. Its moun tains abound In minerals and its table lands and valleys are especially adapt ed for the raising of cattle and the pursuit of agriculture. Honduras, with all varieties of climate, with its lov. lands on the coast, its valleys and undulating plains, and Its highlands In the Interior, all covered with a rich and fertile soil, can produce all classes and kinds of fruit, grains and vege tables, such as bananas, plantains, co coanuts, pineapples, mangoes, agua cates, oranges, corn, beans, rice, wheat, oats, sugar cane, coffee, tobac co, indigo, etc,, but most of these will never be produced on a large scale un til highways are built and transpor fear of the law keeps it within rea sonable bounds (if any bounds can be reasonable in such a connection), and that those parents who do risk the penalty of the law have at least been educated to the point of dump ing the bodies with for them, quite commendable decency. They do not now drop them overboard and allow them to be picked up or no as chance determines. They dump them on buoys, where they are sure to be seen and so secure burial for them. Mention of the hen above may make the reader wonder what manner of boats these are and what manner of people and animals and birds are con gregated therein. Bless you, in little more space than Is available in an or dinary rowing boat these sampan peo ple will crowd three generations of people anything up to ten and hens and a dog. These at least. Don't ask me where and how they all sleep Even if they are packed as clothes are packed In a holiday bag, with the smaller articles the children In this case wedged into any available cor ner and crushed in the process, there does not seem room enough for even one to get legs healthily stretched. But they do manage It and keep healthy and thrive tremendously on It. The housing problem for them Is readily solved. To passengers aboard steamers they will sell eggs or vegetables or pots and pans, or silk, or anything else they may wish. They may not have the particular article you require, but they will either got It or find another sampan where it can be secured. you go to Canton they will ferry you across the river very cheaply if you know the ropes. Chinese passengers will bo carried across for ten cash, which is one tenth of a cent Mex., or two fifths of one cent U. S. currency Work that out for yourself and don talk for strikes for a generation after. But the European passengor, who is not lnitiatea, is fair prey. Will Squeeze you If he can. The cost to him is as much as can be squeezed out of him. No fiftieth part of a penny for him. If he looks a stranger 50 cents Mex. or more will be asked, and if he protests, the price may come down to half. . Even then the sampan people have done a fa mous stroke of business for that day, And the best of Europeans coun themselves lucky If they are taken across for less than ten cents. Well twopence is not famous pay for half an hour's hard pulling. The old grandmother takes com mand in all things. Girls may not be wanted in China, but If they live to be old they are venerated. Indeed veneration for old people and ances tors is one of the most admirable traits in the Chinese character. And what magnificent water women they are. I have been In a sampan In dan gerous weather, with a typhoon threat ening (and I Bhould never have been there had It not been absolutely neces sary; don't take me for a hero). fierce gusty wind was blowing and all the time the boat looked like be ing swamped. But the way in which that old woman gave her orders and anticipated every gust of more than usual strength was entirely admirable. tation facilities afforded the people says a commerce report. Thla In the situation the country presents. It li illy rich, but undeveloped. It is eas susceptible to great develotmionL but its population 1b scant and has not : the means to develoD it themselves rani tai must be Imported with which do it and those furnishing the capital will control and receive the benefit! or increased trade and commerce Construction of Coral. The varying and indescribable col ors of the corals are due to a mlscege nation of cells, each one of which bai acquired an Individual chemical con dition from different sea food. Just at the ruby, the sapphire, the amethysl and otaer of the stony gems took thcii color from their separate environ ments, so the coral, builders of reefs which In a year may change tht charts of the sea, are transformed into colors such as no artist could imitate It Is fine for the most ordinary mine to study these things as each step it the infinitude of steps in the progresi of knowledge leads closer to the or) glnal and divine thought. wjNcmsmi 12, 16 AND Hammerless ' Repeating Shotguns TVi M rid M 191 2 Winchester is the lierhtest. stroneest unrl handsomest reneatiner Although lieht in weieht it its metal parts throughout are made of nickel steel. It is a two-part Take-down, without loose parts, is simple to operate and the action works with an ease and smoothness unknown in guns of other makes. See one at your dealer's or Stud to Wlnchtsttr Rtputint Armx Co Km Havtn, Comu, tor dralar. THE LIGHT WEIGHT, NICKEl STEEZ REPEATER. "Preparedness." German preparedness did not keep Germany at peace "far longer than other nations." The German prepar edness is vicious they have been held to peace and tricked and threatened Into peace year after year. They were spoiling for a fight because they were bo prepared. Preparedness always breeds truculence and it's a horrible thing that we've got to get prepared. It's a dangerous thing, but Just now the Infinitely greater danger is in our utter unpreparedness. We must be able to defend ourselves and know how to stop when we've reached that point Booth Tarkington. Then They Fumigated. Mrs. Parvenue John, that Mrs. Kawler who was just here Bald she had been having a bad attack of ong wee. What's that? Parvenue Something catchin', per haps. Why don't you look It up in the dictionary? Mrs. P. I did. I went through all the O's, but I can't find no such word. Boston Transcript, HOW TO HEAL STUBBORN TORMENTING SKIN' DISEASES A Baltimore doctor suggests this simple, but reliable and inexpensive home treatment for people suffering with eczema, ringworm, heat-rash and similar Itching, burning skin troubles. At any reliable druggist s get a jar of resinol ointment and a cake of resi- nol soap. These will not cost a bit more than seventy-five cents. With the resinol soap and warm water bathe the affected parts thoroughly, until they are free from crusts and the skin is softened. Dry very gent ly, spread on a thin layer of the resi nol ointment, and cover with a light bandage It necessary to protect the clothing. This should be done twice a day. Usually the distressing itch ing and burning stop with the first treatment, and the skin soon becomes clear and healthy again. Adv. Shelled. "Jack used to be absolutely neutral until he was hit by a shell." Why, I didn't know he'd been any where near the firing line." "He hasn t. He was canoeing on the Harlem river, and one of those Jour-oared shells came along and punched a hole In the side of his canoe," Constipation causes many serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One a laxative, three for cathartic. Mainstay of the Business. What would the world do without woman? Nine-tenths of the dry goods stores would go out of business, for one thing. Swamped. "I had the deuce of a time talking to Miss Gadders last evening." "Thought you were a conversation alist." "I couldn't get In a word." Women Food Experts. Two women In the government Service at Washington are food ex perts, One is a pomologlst and an other is a specialist In medicinal plants. An electric fire alarm siren invent ed by a Denver man has been heard 17 miles. The man who says he is glad he is married is either an optimist or a liar. When You Want Something Particulary Ynn ran nlwavs J;.orrv-,!nr vntt J J W saw doubly certain nothing is left to "luck." If the batter is a little thin, K C will raise it light and feathery and it will be all the better. Jarring the stove or turning the pan around makes no differ ence K C sustains the raise until baked. When there's a birthday or weddina cake to bake, or refreshments tor reception or party to provide, take no Opportunity Calls, "Opportunity Is at your door." "What is It?" Inquired the pessimis tic citizen. "Opportunity to subscribe to some worthy cause, or a chance to invest?" Louisville Courier-Journal. Nature Never Intended Woman to be Sickly the fact that it Is she who brings Into the world the offspring-. Every woman can bo strong and healthy. . Don't resign yourself to a delicate life. If you Buffer from headaches, backaches, nervousness, low spirits, lack of ambition, or have lost all hope of being well again it's more than an even chance that you will speedily regain your health if you will try Br, Pierced Favorite Prescription (In Tablet or Liquid Form) This famous remedy is the result of years of patient research by a physician who has made women's peculiar. aumenis a me study. andi of wonwn toita wondarful y Try it now. Your v' du can send M M. riorca, M. Dr. Puree's Fleiuaat 20 GAUGE V shotffun on the market. has treat strength, because EAT FISH; CHEAPER THAR MEAT You now have the opportunity, for the small sum of $1.50, of re ceiving one fresh, choice, juicy SALMON, weiRhing from 7 to 10 pounds, delivered to your nearest express agent free. In every in stance we guarantee the fish to arrive in prime condition, as the temperature of a fish, when sur rounded with ice, iB the same in either cold or warm weather, as the express companies keep put" ting new ice on the fish as fast as the old ice melts. You need not be afraid of the fiBh spoiling; it will not spoil, as we absolutely guarantee it to arrive in good, edible condition. There being no waate to a fish, one would serve three average sized families nice ly, with some to spare. Send check on your local bank, express or money order. - Commence shipping Aug. 15; place your order immediately. COLUMBIA RIVER CHINOOK SALMON CO. 124 Itiri St, Psrtlui Onto . I "USE THE RIVER" : Dalles-Columbia Line State of Washington, for Tha Dallea dally ax. Sunday 11 p. m. Leave Dallea daily ex. Monday 12 M. Steamers J. N. Teal, Inland Fmpire and Twin Cities for Upper Columbia and Snake river point, Taylor St. Dock. Tel. Main 613. WiUiattUt ui Columbia River Towinj C, Pwllui Lime Not a Cure-Ail. m Don't expect lime to do everything. It won't and can't. It simply paves the way for the clover, or alfalfa. In case alfalfa Is seeded inoculate before or during seeding to insure a success ful crop, 4f the soil is very poor, an application of manure plowed under will prove exceedingly profitable. It must be remembered, therefore, that liming and fertilizing should go hand In hand In any soil-improvement plan. Uhiv. Wisconsin Bulletin. HOWARD K BnKTON - amiayer nna rmemist, LeittlviHe, Colorado. Specimuu triis: Gold, Silver, Lend. U. Hold, Sllier. "itkii Gold IUq; JSuio or Copper. $1. Mailing envelope a 'd full prioelist sent on application. Control and Umpire ifoxkaa UoUetL lleferanoei Otubonate National Hank. Too Little to Mention. Departing Vupll Ah, professor! How can I ever thank you? I owe everything I know to you. Professor Madam! Please do not mention such a trifle. Sydney Bulle tin.; Hie Preference. "You say this man stole your coat," said the magistrate. "Do I understand that you prefer charges against him?" "Well, no, your honor," was the re- nlv! "I nrefer the coat. If It's U the same to you." Boston Transcript - Origin of "Hurrah!" "Hurrah 1" was originally a fighting exclamation and Is derived from the Slavonic "HuraJ" "To Paradise!" the belief being that valiant fighters went straight to heaven if killed. Answers. His Gait "That old sea dog at the banquet last night seemed to be continually steering for the wine on the side board." "Yes, I noticed he had quite a list to port." Baltimore American. "Can we squeeze in this crowded car?" asked the polite but timid man. "Maybe, Charley," replied the sweet thing, "but don't you think we'd bed ter wait until we got home?" A Female Veteran. He Isn't that General X. and his daughter over there? She Yes. They say that she has been through more engagements than her old father. Boston Transcript. Nice denend UDOn K. C not to Tli rlniihlf raisA maltM chances Use KC After Twenty Years. "I see an Englishman who has been twenty years in the jungle has re turned to civilization." "And what art Inopportune moment he selected." Baltimore American. As a matter of fact It Is her light and her duty to enjoy perfect health and strength to be just as strong and healthy as man DerhaDa more so in view of Sine iti Introduction mor thtn forty yttu ago tfcoo In mrj tmrt of the globe famva tat dried marita. You. tm. will find it tMnirirIftL da,lr In modlelne will aupply yoa a na - cnt stamps for a trial box. Addnas u., uuttalu, N, X, Pallet renlate stsaack,ttnr1awISk