BEST FARM BUY
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about miles south of Portland on the hanks of
the Wilanwtte river and on perfect graveled
roads, so that pleasure can be derived both from
your auto and launch. The farm in itself is a
b-auty. There are 157 acres, 110 acres in hijrh
state of cultivation, balance Rood pasture with
living water. Every foot of the place is good soil
and it lies just as you would have it. Splendid 10
room house net in larjre. grassy yard, with 18 bij
maple trees, making the place especially attractive
and restful. Sp!emiid barn 40x70 and all out
buildings. Price with 10 cows, 4 horses, lots of
hogrs. chickenB and all necessary vehicles and farm
imnlenients, only (105 per acre.
W are extensive farm dealers and would like to
hear from you if you wish to buy. sell or trade.
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fOR SALE AUTOMOBILES
Rebuilt Federal Trucks
A Safe Used Truck to Buy.
A REBUILT FEDERAL tti as eood
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When you buy a rebuilt Federal you
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We operate a repair department, in which
the workmen are specialists on .f ederals,
our budoIv of Federal Darts la comDlete,
and the stock room organization high
class, which insures the prompt filling of
an parts orders, we also operate a serv
ice department, which Is open day and
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being a good truck in the first place and
protected by a company which Is equip
ped and has the disposition to give you
service is consequently
A SAFE USED TRUCK TO BUT.
If you are in the market for a truck
from $1000 to $1400, we urge you to com
pare used Federals with new trucks at
similar prices. We think we can convince
you of their superior value.
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Cartoons Magazine for September.
The present crisis between the Unl
ted States and Germany is reflected in
cartoons from many quarters of the
world. Some of the best of these are
reproduced in the September Cartoons
Magazine. A French artist, for in
stance, pictures Uncle Sam wielding
a huge club, labeled "Right" Ger
many, in the garb of a bespectacled
woman, wearing a helmet, looks bel
ligerently at him from a chair. Uncle
Sam, with a threatening gesture, re
minds her that "perhaps she can read
this better than if it were a 'scrap of
paper.'"
An Australian cartoonist has the
kaiser plucking, one by one, the tail
feathers from the American eagle,
The feathers are marked respectively,
"Lusltania," "Gulflight," "William P,
Frye," etc., while the kaiser is repre
sented as saying, "She loves me
loves me not.
London Punch shows President Wil
son as Noah. A dove of peace has
returned to the ark to report "Noth
ing doing." "Say, Boss," the Ameri
can eagle speaks up, "why not try
me?"
Even more Interesting than the car
toons on political subjects are the
samples of Japanese art, picturing the
lighter side of war. The efforts of
these oriental Nasts are quite amus
ing, even if a trifle elementary.
A Waste of Time.
A civil engineer, who was building
a railway in Mexico, was trying to
show a native how much the new rail
way would benefit the country.
"How long does It take you to car
ry your produce to market at pres
ent? he asked.
"With a mule it takes three days.
"There you are!" exclaimed the en
gineer. "When the new railway Is In
operation you will be able to take your
produce to market and return home
the same day!
"Very good, senor," was the placid
reply, "but what shall I do with the
other two days? 'Kansas City Star,
Let Her Down.
Little Mildred had Just had her first
dip in the briny.
"How did you like it, dearie?" asked
her mother, as she fastened the little
6-year-old's frock.
Mildred glared at the sparkling sea
with much annoyance.
"I didn't like it at all, mother," she
replied coldly. "I sat on a wave and
went through." Answers.
Of Course.
"Suppose all the energy that Is
wasted In dancing were devoted to
some useful purpose?
"I never entertain a supposition like
that."
"Why not?"
"Because experience and observa
tion have taught me that the energy
devoted to dancing is toot power and
not brain power."
Reason for Leaving,
"Are there any fish In this stream?'
"There was yesterday," replied the
country boy. "But since you've been
walkin' up an' down with that fancy
ftshln' outfit I shouldn't be surprised
if they had all jumped fur the river
an hid. Washington Star.
LINK'S BUSINESS COLLEGE
"THE SCHOOL OF QUWTP
Portland'! Best Businwi Train in School.
Book keeping, Shorthand. Typemnt.ru- and
Penmanship taught by expert teachers.
Fall Urn ipeni Wednesday, Sept 1, 1915
Many students have aJreadr enrolled. Ask
for Catalog1. Enroll early,
A. T, LINK, Gsneral Manager.
PhoM MAIN 8083
TILFORO ILDO. PORTUItO, 1REGM
TIRES
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LEASED A BREEZY DRUMMER
Not At All Disturbed When Informed
He Had Taken Judge Hornbuckle's
Seat at Table.
"Now, this Is the way I like to be
treated In a hotel," said the breezy
rummer, as he sat down to breakfast
in the Pikesville house. "The morn
Ing paper is lying beside mj plate."
'I begs yo' pardon, boss," said the
head waiter, in considerable agitation.
You's in Judge Hornbuckle's seat.
He's been Benin" there fur twenty
years an' an' he's due here at any
minute."
I should worry," was the drum.
mer's only reply.
Well,' maybe you kin take keer of
yo'self, boss. I guess you ain't never
been befo' de judge, like I has. Dat s
why I'se gwine out an stay In de
kitchen till de rucus blows over."
Safety First.
Neighbor What was the trouble in
your flat this morning, Willie?
Little Willie No trouble at all.
Neighbor But what wa3 all that
noise?
Little Willie Oh, that was father
trying to save the price of a shave.
What's Your Hurry7
It takes a snail only twelve days,
three hours, four minutes and twenty
seconds to go a mile," she read from
the newspaper.
"Yes," he admitted, "but then she
doesn't have to dress for theater
first."
Part of It Possible.
"I intend to do something in this
affair. I don't intend to sit on a stool
and look pretty."
Well, if the worst came to the
worst, you could sit on the stool, you
know."
Careless of Her.
"Oh, say, who was here to see you
last night?"
Only Myrtle, father."
'Well, tell Myrtle that she left her
pipe on the piano." University of Ne
braska Awgwan.
Rained Pitchforks.
'Did von ever see It rain Bitch
forks here?" asked the city man In the
country.
'Sure." replied the farmer, "my
neighbors gave me a pitchfork show
er when I was married.
Some Name.
'What is your name, my little boy?'
"Caesar, sir."
"Well, you're named after a great
man."
'No, I ain't, either. I was named
after my uncle's dog."
Heard on the Train.
'What book is that you are read
ing, Jim?"
" 'The Sorrows of Satan.' "
"Well, I'll say this for you, Jim
you always do take an Interest in the
troubles of your friends."
His Wav.
"How did vou becAme bo rlnh'
Have you always earned more than
you spend?
'Not a bit of it. yountr man. but
I've always managed to spend less
than I earned.
ALL IN THE GAME.
Jack Potts I understand that tbey
play for pretty high stakes on these
ocean steamers.
Shy One Yes. Many a man has
won his wife on an ocean trip.
When It's Best.
"You must get a lot of Joy out of
your daughter's voice. It's so sweet.
"Yes, but it alwsys seems sweetest
to me when it's floating out of the
kitchen over a pan full of dishes."
Making Practice Easy.
"My daughter Jane, practiced for
wo hours on the piano yesterday."
"She must like it."
"It isn't that, but It tool: mo thai
long to finish the housework."
Playing It Safe.
"Tbey are guessing my age. How
old would you say I am?"
"My dear lady, In such matters
that I never venture an opinion. I'
strictly neutral
UST A WORD
ABOUT YOUR
HEALTH
your health is poor as a
result of a weak stomach, lazy
liver or clogged bowels
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH BITTERS
IT HELPS NATURE CORRECT SUCK
TROUBLES AND IMPROVES HEALTH
Submersible Oil Tanks for Supplying
Submarines.
The ability of the German submar
ines to keep at sea for indefinite per
iods when hundreds of miles from any
German naval base has been one of
the surprises of the war. It is now
suggested that the Germans may have
established secret submarine bases
consisting of submersible oil tanks at
unfrequented points along the Nor
wegian coast and among the islands
at the west and north of Scotland, and
that the enormous supplies of oil re
quired for the operation of these ves
sels Is obtained from this source. This
lould be accomplished by means of a
submersible tank that had already
been invented for commercial pur
poses before the war began. This tank
is cylindrical, is 150 ft. long and 30 ft.
in diameter, and has an oil capacity
of 2,280 tons. It is divided into four
or more compartments which can be
used for various grades of oil and can
be emptied separately or together.
Each end of the tank is divided verti
cally Into two compartments, the up
per compartment being utilized as a
pump house and the lower as a ballast
or trimming tank. With these trim
ming tanks, which can be filled with
sea water or emptied by means of
electric pumps, the cylinder can be
floated or submerged, or can be made
to float at an angle with the pump
house at one end above water. An
electrical oil pump forms part of the
equipment. When a submarine or
other vessel is to replenish Its bunk
ers it comes alongside, couples Its
electric cables to the pumps in the
valve house and pumps out the re
quired supply of oil, after which the
tank is sunk to the depth required for
concealment A picture of one of
these supply tanks in use appears in
the September Popular Mechanics
Magazine.
A Practical Age.
"Let's play we're trappers and hunt
ers. I'll be Kit Carson and you can
be Deadwood Dick. We 11 pretend to
make a heap of money killing wolves
for the bounty."
"Be practical, kid. We can earn
real money swatting flies at 6 cents a
pint. Louisville Courier-Journal.
Unfortunate.
"How do you happen to be In pris
on?" ,
"It is the result of an accident."
"You ran over some one with your
auto?"
'No, ma'am, I fell over a chair and
waked up the owner of the house."
Too Noisy.
"That pest who lives next door to
me has a habit of starting up his lawn
mower at 6 o'clock in the morning."
"Spoils your beauty sleep, eh?"
"Not only that, but my daughter
complains that she can t practise her
music lessons with all that racket go
ing on."
Speed Indicators.
'A speedometer indicates how fast
one is going."
'So does one s bank balance. Bos
ton Transcript.
WOMEN WHO ARE
ALWAYS TIRED
May Find Help in This
Letter.
Swan Creek. Mich. " I Minnnt. inonb
too highly of your medicine. When
through neglect or
overwork I get run
down and my appe
tite is poor and I
have that weak, lan
guid, always tired
feelintr. I eet a bot-
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lham'i Vegetable
Compound, and it
builds me no. rives
me strength, and re-
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In to Women, and T Mnnnt analr twl
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mending it to others. "Mrs. Annib
Cameron, R.F.D., No. 1, Swan Creek,
Michigan.
Another Sufferer Believed.
Hebron, Me. -"Before taking your
remedies I was all run down, discour
aged and had female weakness. I took
Lydia E. Pinkham'i Vegetable Com
pound and used the Sanative Wash, and
find today that I am an entirely new
woman, ready and willing to do my
housework now, where before taking
your medicine it was a dread. I try to
impress upon the minds of all ailing
women I meet the benefits they can
derive from your medicines." Mrs.
Chakles Kowe, Kennebago, Maine.
If yon twit special advice
vrriie to L,ydia E. I'inkliam Med
icine Co., (confidential) Lynn,
Mass. Your letter wil be opened,
read and answered by a woman
and held In strict confidence.
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No. 36, iis f
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IF YOU visit Hongkong or Canton
or Shanghai you will find thou
sands of people who spend their
lives from first to last on water.
Both in Hongkong and Canton a
population equal to that of a consider
able town lives on little boats called
sampans, and never by any chance do
these water dwellers set foot on land
If they can avoid it, the Hongkong
correspondent of the Dundee Courier
writes.
Nor can they get back quickly
enough to their native element if busi
ness should call them from it for a
little time. They are unhappy on land;
one can read it alike in their carriage
and their faces. Even the tiniest of
children dislike dry land. But see
them aboard a rocking cockleshell of
a boat, and, if you are tender hearted,
you have heart tremors the first time
or two. They are able to do little
more than walk, yet they balance
perilously on the narrow side of the
boat and perform feats that would
turn a white mother's hair gray in a
day.
But these Chinese mothers do not
turn gray; they do not even look at
their offspring. For one reason, they
are too busy; for another, there is not
the faintest need for them to worry.
What is bred in the bone comes out
even In the flesh of a sampan-born
youngster, and ability to get about a
rocking boat at the age of fifteen
QmiNmr illinium m I m i limn mil minium " Dfi - iiiitft rr
ON THC YANGTZE - KlANQ,
months or so is bred In the bone of
these babies.
Girl Babies of Little Account.
Besides, babies (girl babies at least)
are of very little account. If one of
them should fall overboard she may
be pulled out again before she is
drowned, and If she is not caught up
quickly enough the loss Is not greatly
serious from their point of viow. You
may regard this as exaggerated, but
It is overstated no whit. The writer
remembers successive days when he
was new to the far East and took
notice of such things seeing first a
girl baby a d then a hen fall into the
water.
The mishap to the baby caused no
excitement whatever, but in the case
of the hen there arose a mighty
screeching. The mother and grand
mother and what may have been either
aunts or sisters Bet up a tremendous
row which did not subside until Borne
time after .he frightened hen had been
rescued. The loss of a baby was
neither here nor there; the loss of a
hen would have been serious from an
economic point of view.
Whether among land or water peo
ple in China, girls are not greatly
wanted and the addition to a family
which has already a sufficiency of
girls of another of the female sex Is
counted almost a calamity. But It Is
a calamity which is easily got over.
One hates to set down the horrid
fact, but the unwanted baby is quite
often got rid of by the simple expedi
ent of dumping it overboard. Especial
ly docs this take place with much
frequency In Canton.
In the British city of Hongkong the
practice is not so commonly followed,
bocause the authorities have a swift
way of dealing with unnatural parents
of this stamp. But It Is not yet
stamped out and probably never will
be. The best that can be said is that
HONDURAS IS RICH COUNTRY
Has Climate of Every Variety, but
Has Few Roads and Not
Much Money.
Honduras Is a rich country and Its
resources remain In almost a virgin
condition. It possesses a climate that
varies with Its topography, the tem
perature on the coasts being hot, in
the lowlands of the Interior it is warm,
and In some places cold. Its moun
tains abound In minerals and its table
lands and valleys are especially adapt
ed for the raising of cattle and the
pursuit of agriculture. Honduras,
with all varieties of climate, with its
lov. lands on the coast, its valleys and
undulating plains, and Its highlands
In the Interior, all covered with a rich
and fertile soil, can produce all classes
and kinds of fruit, grains and vege
tables, such as bananas, plantains, co
coanuts, pineapples, mangoes, agua
cates, oranges, corn, beans, rice,
wheat, oats, sugar cane, coffee, tobac
co, indigo, etc,, but most of these will
never be produced on a large scale un
til highways are built and transpor
fear of the law keeps it within rea
sonable bounds (if any bounds can
be reasonable in such a connection),
and that those parents who do risk
the penalty of the law have at least
been educated to the point of dump
ing the bodies with for them, quite
commendable decency. They do not
now drop them overboard and allow
them to be picked up or no as chance
determines. They dump them on
buoys, where they are sure to be seen
and so secure burial for them.
Mention of the hen above may make
the reader wonder what manner of
boats these are and what manner of
people and animals and birds are con
gregated therein. Bless you, in little
more space than Is available in an or
dinary rowing boat these sampan peo
ple will crowd three generations of
people anything up to ten and hens
and a dog. These at least. Don't ask
me where and how they all sleep
Even if they are packed as clothes are
packed In a holiday bag, with the
smaller articles the children In this
case wedged into any available cor
ner and crushed in the process, there
does not seem room enough for even
one to get legs healthily stretched.
But they do manage It and keep
healthy and thrive tremendously on
It. The housing problem for them Is
readily solved.
To passengers aboard steamers they
will sell eggs or vegetables or pots
and pans, or silk, or anything else
they may wish. They may not have
the particular article you require, but
they will either got It or find another
sampan where it can be secured.
you go to Canton they will ferry you
across the river very cheaply if you
know the ropes. Chinese passengers
will bo carried across for ten cash,
which is one tenth of a cent Mex., or
two fifths of one cent U. S. currency
Work that out for yourself and don
talk for strikes for a generation after.
But the European passengor, who is
not lnitiatea, is fair prey.
Will Squeeze you If he can.
The cost to him is as much as can
be squeezed out of him. No fiftieth
part of a penny for him. If he looks
a stranger 50 cents Mex. or more will
be asked, and if he protests, the price
may come down to half. . Even then
the sampan people have done a fa
mous stroke of business for that day,
And the best of Europeans coun
themselves lucky If they are taken
across for less than ten cents. Well
twopence is not famous pay for half
an hour's hard pulling.
The old grandmother takes com
mand in all things. Girls may not
be wanted in China, but If they live
to be old they are venerated. Indeed
veneration for old people and ances
tors is one of the most admirable
traits in the Chinese character. And
what magnificent water women they
are. I have been In a sampan In dan
gerous weather, with a typhoon threat
ening (and I Bhould never have been
there had It not been absolutely neces
sary; don't take me for a hero).
fierce gusty wind was blowing and
all the time the boat looked like be
ing swamped. But the way in which
that old woman gave her orders and
anticipated every gust of more than
usual strength was entirely admirable.
tation facilities afforded the people
says a commerce report. Thla In
the
situation the country presents. It
li
illy
rich, but undeveloped. It is eas
susceptible to great develotmionL
but
its population 1b scant and has not
: the
means to develoD it themselves rani
tai must be Imported with which
do it and those furnishing the capital
will control and receive the benefit!
or increased trade and commerce
Construction of Coral.
The varying and indescribable col
ors of the corals are due to a mlscege
nation of cells, each one of which bai
acquired an Individual chemical con
dition from different sea food. Just at
the ruby, the sapphire, the amethysl
and otaer of the stony gems took thcii
color from their separate environ
ments, so the coral, builders of reefs
which In a year may change tht
charts of the sea, are transformed into
colors such as no artist could imitate
It Is fine for the most ordinary mine
to study these things as each step it
the infinitude of steps in the progresi
of knowledge leads closer to the or)
glnal and divine thought.
wjNcmsmi
12, 16 AND
Hammerless ' Repeating Shotguns
TVi M rid M 191 2 Winchester is the lierhtest. stroneest
unrl handsomest reneatiner
Although lieht in weieht it
its metal parts throughout are made of nickel steel. It
is a two-part Take-down, without loose parts, is simple to
operate and the action works with an ease and smoothness
unknown in guns of other makes. See one at your dealer's or
Stud to Wlnchtsttr Rtputint Armx Co Km Havtn, Comu, tor dralar.
THE LIGHT WEIGHT, NICKEl STEEZ REPEATER.
"Preparedness."
German preparedness did not keep
Germany at peace "far longer than
other nations." The German prepar
edness is vicious they have been held
to peace and tricked and threatened
Into peace year after year. They were
spoiling for a fight because they were
bo prepared. Preparedness always
breeds truculence and it's a horrible
thing that we've got to get prepared.
It's a dangerous thing, but Just now
the Infinitely greater danger is in our
utter unpreparedness. We must be
able to defend ourselves and know
how to stop when we've reached that
point Booth Tarkington.
Then They Fumigated.
Mrs. Parvenue John, that Mrs.
Kawler who was just here Bald she
had been having a bad attack of ong
wee. What's that?
Parvenue Something catchin', per
haps. Why don't you look It up in the
dictionary?
Mrs. P. I did. I went through all
the O's, but I can't find no such word.
Boston Transcript,
HOW TO HEAL STUBBORN
TORMENTING SKIN' DISEASES
A Baltimore doctor suggests this
simple, but reliable and inexpensive
home treatment for people suffering
with eczema, ringworm, heat-rash and
similar Itching, burning skin troubles.
At any reliable druggist s get a jar
of resinol ointment and a cake of resi-
nol soap. These will not cost a bit
more than seventy-five cents. With
the resinol soap and warm water
bathe the affected parts thoroughly,
until they are free from crusts and
the skin is softened. Dry very gent
ly, spread on a thin layer of the resi
nol ointment, and cover with a light
bandage It necessary to protect the
clothing. This should be done twice
a day. Usually the distressing itch
ing and burning stop with the first
treatment, and the skin soon becomes
clear and healthy again. Adv.
Shelled.
"Jack used to be absolutely neutral
until he was hit by a shell."
Why, I didn't know he'd been any
where near the firing line."
"He hasn t. He was canoeing on
the Harlem river, and one of those
Jour-oared shells came along and
punched a hole In the side of his
canoe,"
Constipation causes many serious
diseases. It is thoroughly cured by
Doctor Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. One
a laxative, three for cathartic.
Mainstay of the Business.
What would the world do without
woman? Nine-tenths of the dry goods
stores would go out of business, for
one thing.
Swamped.
"I had the deuce of a time talking
to Miss Gadders last evening."
"Thought you were a conversation
alist." "I couldn't get In a word."
Women Food Experts.
Two women In the government
Service at Washington are food ex
perts, One is a pomologlst and an
other is a specialist In medicinal
plants.
An electric fire alarm siren invent
ed by a Denver man has been heard
17 miles.
The man who says he is glad he is
married is either an optimist or a liar.
When You Want Something
Particulary
Ynn ran nlwavs
J;.orrv-,!nr vntt
J J W saw
doubly certain nothing is left to "luck." If the
batter is a little thin, K C will raise it light and
feathery and it will be all the better. Jarring the
stove or turning the pan around makes no differ
ence K C sustains the raise until baked.
When there's a birthday or weddina cake
to bake, or refreshments tor reception or party
to provide, take no
Opportunity Calls,
"Opportunity Is at your door."
"What is It?" Inquired the pessimis
tic citizen. "Opportunity to subscribe
to some worthy cause, or a chance to
invest?" Louisville Courier-Journal.
Nature Never Intended
Woman to be Sickly
the fact that it Is she who brings Into the world the offspring-.
Every woman can bo strong and healthy. . Don't resign
yourself to a delicate life.
If you Buffer from headaches, backaches, nervousness,
low spirits, lack of ambition, or have lost all hope of being
well again it's more than an even chance that you will
speedily regain your health if you will try
Br, Pierced Favorite Prescription
(In Tablet or Liquid Form)
This famous remedy is the result of years of patient
research by a physician who has made women's peculiar.
aumenis a me study.
andi of wonwn
toita wondarful
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Try it now. Your
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Dr. Puree's Fleiuaat
20 GAUGE V
shotffun on the market.
has treat strength, because
EAT FISH; CHEAPER THAR MEAT
You now have the opportunity,
for the small sum of $1.50, of re
ceiving one fresh, choice, juicy
SALMON, weiRhing from 7 to 10
pounds, delivered to your nearest
express agent free. In every in
stance we guarantee the fish to
arrive in prime condition, as the
temperature of a fish, when sur
rounded with ice, iB the same in
either cold or warm weather, as
the express companies keep put"
ting new ice on the fish as fast
as the old ice melts. You need
not be afraid of the fiBh spoiling;
it will not spoil, as we absolutely
guarantee it to arrive in good,
edible condition. There being no
waate to a fish, one would serve
three average sized families nice
ly, with some to spare.
Send check on your local bank,
express or money order. -
Commence shipping Aug. 15;
place your order immediately.
COLUMBIA RIVER CHINOOK SALMON CO.
124 Itiri St, Psrtlui Onto .
I "USE THE RIVER" :
Dalles-Columbia Line
State of Washington, for Tha Dallea dally ax.
Sunday 11 p. m. Leave Dallea daily ex. Monday
12 M. Steamers J. N. Teal, Inland Fmpire and
Twin Cities for Upper Columbia and Snake river
point, Taylor St. Dock. Tel. Main 613.
WiUiattUt ui Columbia River Towinj C, Pwllui
Lime Not a Cure-Ail. m
Don't expect lime to do everything.
It won't and can't. It simply paves
the way for the clover, or alfalfa. In
case alfalfa Is seeded inoculate before
or during seeding to insure a success
ful crop, 4f the soil is very poor, an
application of manure plowed under
will prove exceedingly profitable. It
must be remembered, therefore, that
liming and fertilizing should go hand
In hand In any soil-improvement plan.
Uhiv. Wisconsin Bulletin.
HOWARD K BnKTON - amiayer nna rmemist,
LeittlviHe, Colorado. Specimuu triis: Gold,
Silver, Lend. U. Hold, Sllier. "itkii Gold IUq; JSuio
or Copper. $1. Mailing envelope a 'd full prioelist
sent on application. Control and Umpire ifoxkaa
UoUetL lleferanoei Otubonate National Hank.
Too Little to Mention.
Departing Vupll Ah, professor!
How can I ever thank you? I owe
everything I know to you.
Professor Madam! Please do not
mention such a trifle. Sydney Bulle
tin.; Hie Preference.
"You say this man stole your coat,"
said the magistrate. "Do I understand
that you prefer charges against him?"
"Well, no, your honor," was the re-
nlv! "I nrefer the coat. If It's U the
same to you." Boston Transcript -
Origin of "Hurrah!"
"Hurrah 1" was originally a fighting
exclamation and Is derived from the
Slavonic "HuraJ" "To Paradise!"
the belief being that valiant fighters
went straight to heaven if killed.
Answers.
His Gait
"That old sea dog at the banquet
last night seemed to be continually
steering for the wine on the side
board." "Yes, I noticed he had quite a list
to port." Baltimore American.
"Can we squeeze in this crowded
car?" asked the polite but timid man.
"Maybe, Charley," replied the sweet
thing, "but don't you think we'd bed
ter wait until we got home?"
A Female Veteran.
He Isn't that General X. and his
daughter over there?
She Yes. They say that she has
been through more engagements than
her old father. Boston Transcript.
Nice
denend UDOn K. C not to
Tli rlniihlf raisA maltM
chances
Use KC
After Twenty Years.
"I see an Englishman who has been
twenty years in the jungle has re
turned to civilization."
"And what art Inopportune moment
he selected." Baltimore American.
As a matter of fact It Is
her light and her duty to
enjoy perfect health and
strength to be just as
strong and healthy as man
DerhaDa more so in view of
Sine iti Introduction mor thtn forty yttu ago tfcoo
In mrj tmrt of the globe famva tat dried
marita. You. tm. will find it tMnirirIftL
da,lr In modlelne will aupply yoa a
na - cnt stamps for a trial box. Addnas
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