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THT! KTTOKXfl GUARD Pncro Thre CITY. NEWS crTiNUED FRO PAGE ' Mi, bkenfd to -pmc iun p..- I The local oin alc K. m-ocess for future reference k e county derides to try it 2, rods in tmee.-u. f,.m,t Hit by Rock ' "? Chase. 11 i" 8.tre w" mk while swimming in Willamette river Sunday. The f Loused a deep Bcalp wouna on ms R JtfeDls on ba1k Tif F riie 10 out-throw each other and f the roots acciaemouj .iruvf iilno Convention ",. .. ,, Hank of Commerce LflSSay for (irand Rapids. Mich '.unTa convention of the "Y's 11 :nninn f kiiRtnoRfl men. ""kllone 10 tue SI- c- A- Pos8' forming a club of "Y's ilea" ? - :.. tinif HiHciiHHed and Mr. Lie'will make a report upon his re mittees Asked ilooerauag orcanizationa in the .count chamber of commerce , ,n renuested to appoint com " ... ...i.lv liLMKlnrirtn that will 1, before the voters next fall. ,r to the next meeting of the ntj chamber of commerce. Lid RockinO Finished WorK 01 rOCMHK u.o lun uiuo iuimi The offices of Dr. J. L. Hesse hive been moved from Bank of Commerce Building to 700 Miner Building, Eugene, Ore gen. Phone 687. Our Meals are properly bal- meed try them and see for yourself. IMPERIAL LUNCH 731 Willamette east from CoburR has been finished aceordiiuE to L'lint&u Hurtt, county commissioner. Mr. llurd also reports that the north span of the Annua bridge over the M Kenzie river near CobuxK is also finished. Arrested for Salem Polioe George E. Glenn was arrested at WendlinK .Monday by Chief Deputy Sheriff Earl Luckey, on a warrant is sued in Marion fount)-, churgiug him with larceny. The sheriff at Salem will take him buck to the capital city Tuesday. To Confer Degrees Tuesday evening members of Spen cer Butte Lodge, 1. U. o. K. will con fer the third degree on a candidate, after which light refreshment will be served. All members and visiting ludge-iuen are invited to attend. Danebo Clerk in City Andrew Kaker, clerk of the Danebo school district, Tuesday notified E. J . Moore, county superintendent of schools, of the successful passing of a $5(XK) bond issue in the Danebo dis trict Monday, with which to erect a new butldiitK to replace one destroyed by fire recently. Hops are Shipped Last of the crop of hops stor ed in the L'urks warehouse, were ship ped out Monday. Tue shipment con sisted of 11 bales and was the prop erty of T. A. Eivesey and company of Salem. Find Many Doors Open - -Merchant l'atrohiiau iioml report to police headquarters that he finds many doors left unlocked or open at night as he makes the rouude of mer caiiTile establishments in the down town section of the city. On one night he found five stores left unlocked. Motorcycle Cossacks Here With sirenB open, approximately 20 Mexican motorcycle I ossacks who1 have been in Portland vaudeville for a week, traveled through Eugene en route to San Francisco Monday morning. Only Experienced Operators can give your appearance satisfactorily. Model Beauty Shop Phone 2362 Purchase Residence Mr. and Mrs. Kobert Sievertsen have sold their ranch at Med ford, and have purchased a residence property at liJOti Fourth avenue west, Eugene, from V. K. Hampton, where they will make their home. New Fall Overcoatings any efght any length made to your measure $25 Fultons, 30 West 10th Try the new Chocolate Goup Sundae at our Fountain. Carroll-Davis Pharmacy 730 Willamette OLD TIME nANfiE t WINTER GARDEN "try Tuesday and Saturday Night given by BUTLER'S Orchestra. ladles Free Gents 75c Taylor Tots from HENDERSHOTT'S Standard f" "ff" Model 0. I Q Be Luxe CD Model 4D I O Club to Meet College C-reat Neighborhood club will meet for a picnic luncheon at 1:2:.'0 p. in. YVedtifsday, Auk. 1:2 at die home of Mrs. F. K. Kraetz. ilrs. Mary Zimuier will assist ber. A Htuuy program will follow. Returns from Harvest Windsor W. Calkins, sophomore at the University of Oregon and son of S. M. Calkins, city attorney, has returned to the city from eastern Oregon where he spent much of the summer in the harvest fields. eastern Oregon on a hunting snd fishing trip, returned to The city Tues day with ihe report of good results in turning. New Stoker Installed C. A. Newton, representing Cain's " fioser company of Auburn, "ash., wss in the city last week-end installing one of the stokers at the Independence creamery. Visit From Aberdeen James Nudleman and Miss Anna Nudienian of Aberdeen. Wash., are lV"lml Mr- ,nd Mr. N. J. Nudelman their hrnlh.c i 11M) Eleventh avenue west. Accepts Position Miss Esther Johnson, student of Che lOiiirenA Huaii,,.. i epted a position with cbe Northwest Altiril.l S ira ..... " uipany, ojA Willamette street. Here on Business nerson ot upper Maple creek school district was in the city Monday on hiisin... Here From Elma Mrs. H. Robinson of Elma. Wash., -,".5;"n? Mr- "n" Mrs. E. Charlet, i- lenth avenue wesL w. rrrxsToRY (CONTINUED FROM PAGE I) Examination Date Set State uniform ernde examinations will he given in district -schools Sept. 6 and 7, according to E. J. Moore, county superintendent. Leaves for Idaho Harry Backus, Jr., Bon of Mrs. Edith Rnckns of .the Style Shop, left Tuesday morning bji motor for Inter Mountain Institute near Weiser, Ida., where he will attend school this year. Here from Portland Mrs. Verne (irnves and daughter Constance were .Sunday arrivals from Portland and are visiting Mrs. Grnves' parents, Mr. and Mrs. O. M, Foster. School Clerk H E. C. Morgan, clerk of the consoli dated school district Xo. 71, of Low ell, was a caller at the office of E. .T. Moore, county superintendent. Tuesday. Marriage 'Licenses Issued .Marrince licensM were Issued at the county clerk's office Monday to the following: Ilndley M. Curt a, Eu gene and Iena E. Ellington, Co quille; and Grover C. Gillespie and Mrrtle E. White. Cottage Grove. Springfield. Vocal duet, William Pollard and Paul Potter. Free will offering. Songs by Springfield union. Address, Mrs. Ada 4olley. Portland, suite president, on "Progress of i'To hibition. Benediction, Wednesday Morning Convention program, which will open Wednesday morning. Aug. '22 at 10 o clock in the Springfield Metho dist church, is as follows. Song. Devotionals, led' by Mrst A. Fx Batchelder, Springfield union presi dent. Pledge to the flag. Song. "America." Introduction of Mrs Ada Jolley Portland, state president, by Mrs. e! . Browning, county president, pre siding. Reading of last year's minutes by Mrs. Milton of Creswell, county sec retary. Report of treasurer, Mrs. N. E Coinpton, (Vttnge Grove. Springfield uu.ou report, Mrs. Bert Mustoe, retiring president. Creswell union report, Mrs. Mary Howe. Cottage Grove union report, Mrs. L. McAvoy. Eugene union report, Mrs Roy Loomi. Reports of special committees and nomination of officers. I'nfinished business. Vocal solo, .Mrs. Pengra of Springfield. Report, of , county president, Mrs. K . Browning, Eugene. New business and election of offi cers. , Election of delegates and alternates to state convention. Address. "Flower Missions," Mrs. Mary Howe. Creswell. Noontide prayer service. Covered dish luncheon at 12 noon. Lhlrinc hinchenn Mm. Mnrth !. hnm of Cottage Grove will rend a paper, .Americanization. ' WednflRdav AUnrnnnn Beginning nt 1 p. m. the following Sacred sonirs. Addr-ss, "Prohibition and the Home." Mrs. Ella Dcverenux. Eugene. icnl solo, Mr, letter of Spring- Free will offering for convention. Songs by Cottage Grove union Address. Mrs. Ada Jollev. Portland, mip presment, on "iTohimtion' Problems." Resolutions and thank. Benediction. Thursday Session On Thiirnday, Aug. :W. nt 2 p. ra. nt the First Baptist church of Ru gene, Mrs. Adn Jolley. state president, will meet with the Eugene union to discuss nlans for the state conven tion at Eugene on Oct, 10, 17, 18 and Returns from Hunt Dr. Carl W. Bobbins, who with his two sons and a friend har- been in Wjusto-Ray will give you re-"ef- Bakes out pain. Clamp Model, $6.50. Regular $10.00 value. Hand Model, $4.95. Regular $7.50 Value. SIGWART ELECTRIC CO. Serve Yourself and Save SeV-Setylce Store Millinery for the Most Fastidious at Letitia Abrams u 878 Willamette Nt to White Electric FOR DRUGS nffamfDaVis oruj1- X company PHONE 131 Coburg Girl Dies In Local Hospital Bettr Wiza Hodehaver. 20. daugh ter of Mr. and Mrs. HTde luide haver of the Coburg district, died at the Pacific Christian hospital Sunday. Miss Hodehaver had been in poor health the last two years and her re cent illness began two weeks ago. She was born in Cnnnda. June f, BIOS, and came with her parents to the Snnta Clara district at an early ngc. ReBjdes her parents she is survived by six sisters. Funeral services will be held nt 2:30 p. m.. Wednesday nt the Walker Ponle rhapel. Rev. Fred Hornshuh will officiate and interment will be in the Laurel liUl cemetery. One of 35 people ever to reach the summit of Mount R oh son, highest peak of the Canadian Rockies, Don M. Woods, son of "Capt." Lee Roy Woods, 1353 Beech street, has just returned from a three week's trip in the northern Dominion and a 10-day hiking and mountain climbing trip in the Olympicjt-ttf western Washington archipelego. Mount Robson, next to Mount Mc Kinlfv in Alaska, is said tn he the hardest ascent to make on the North American continent. There are other peaks that have never been climbed, adjacent to these, and Mr. Woods stated Tuesday that in his belief the ascent of these is impossihle. tie is a memoer ot the rortlaml Maeamas and the Eurene Outdoor club and was the first person to reach the peak of the Middle Sister this year. Mr. Wods has climbed to the top of practically every snow-capped peak in the Pacific northwest in the last few years. He has made nine trips into the Three SiMers country. Covers 40b0 Miles n his travels this summer. Mr. Woods covered -HHVI miles bv various methods of travel, namely: Train 2115. private automobile 12tl5. foot !ttl", auto stage 252 and boat 121. He spent 'A'A nights in his sleeping bag on theVround this summer. The t nnadmu part of the trip was. spent with the Sierra club of Cali fornia, a party numbering over iMi people. Their special train from the Oakland pier, made up of six steeping coaches, two diners, a club car and an observation car, carried the party to jasper, A Inert a. and return via Mt. Robson and Prince Rupert. The following climbs were mnde by Mr. Woods, nei-niupanied by other members of the Sierra party, while in the Canadian Rockies: v Mt. Edith Cavel, Il.(t33 feet in elevation, July 13; Mt. Geikie, I0.S57 feet, July IS; Mt. Hohson. 12.072 feet, July 23; Resplendent Mt.. 11,210 feet. Julv 21; and I.ynx Mt.. 10.471 feet, July 2S. Robson has been climbed four dif ferent years only he stairs, first in 1013 bv three neonle. next in lf22 by two people, next in 1024 by 25 people and lastly in 102S by the party of five, of which Mr. Woods was a member. In the fmr nscents. only 35 people have set foot on Robson's uninviting icy- summit. I he enmn or Robson required 21 V hours of almost continuous traveling for the round trip from the high camp, at an ele vation of STilH) feet. loe Wall Baffling ' "The most difficult part of the as cent of Robson is the 110 foot ice wall at 10.500 feet elevation," said Mr. AVoods. "This ice wall is the end of a hanging glacier, with a sheer drop below it of perhaps 100 feet, nnd the valley of the mountain dropping nway from this point for probably 5K0 feet. This ice wall had to be climbed by the party to gain the summit. The' original climbing party was one of 15 members, but ten turned bnck nt the ice wall, the remaining five proceed ing to the summit. These five, be sides myself, were; Hans and Ilelnie Fuhrer, Swiss guldea from Jasper Pork lodge; Norman Clyde, a well known Sierra club climber; nnd Miss Mnrion 'Rusty' Montgomery, a Chicago girl who is an exceptionally fine c'lmber nnd hiker, having climbed the Mntterhorn In Switzerland. 'Rusty was the fifth woman to reach toe summit of Hohson. "The next most interesting of these climbs wns Mt. Geikie. Our party was the fourth to make the summit, there having been mnny unsuccessful attempts mnde previously. From the camp., at 7200 feet elevation, the climb wns almost entirely j-ock climb ing, and the round trip from camp reouired 24 hours. Geikie Is nrob nhly ns dangerous a climb as Robson. if not more so. although there 1s no tee wall to contend with. The other three climbs mnde were quite ordin ary climbs, hardly to be considered in a class with Ttobsnn or Geikie. yet eqnntlv as interesting or ns difficult as anything in the Cascades of Ore gon or Washington. Resplendent wa a snow climb all the way. while Edith Cnvell nnd Lynx were almost entirely rock climbs." The first eight dnys' camp wns hv Mted In the Tnnquin valley. Jasper Park. The camp was then moved to Robson Pnss on the shores of T,ake Adolphns. in Mt. Robson Park. Four night enmp were made on the way Into and otft from I.nke Adolphns, with 12 days in the mnln camp on the 'Inke. Qo td Olympics Mr. Woods, with two Portland Mawimn companions, left the Rierrn camn three dnys early, eoing bv train to Vancouver. Tt C THpt thpn trnv- Card of Thanks We wish to thank our many friends and neighbors for their kind expres sions of sympathy and for the beau tiful floral pieces sent during our sorrow. MR. nnd MRS. W. L. RATRCRN ESTHER and STELLA RAYBI'HN led by boat to Victoria, B, C, by boat to Port Angeles, Wash., and by stage to Sol Due hot springs, on the north aide of the Olympic. Here they were joined by a fourth Portland Maxama, and with 00 pound packs, started for their Oi.vmpic jaunt on Aug. 2. Three days were rscn to hike into their camp on the moraine of Blue Glacier, a distance of 30 miles. Sunday, Aug. 5, they climbed the west peak of Olympus via the Blue Glacier. The elevation is approxi mately S.100 feet, "The Olympic peak are not high In elevation," he continued, "but they have on their slopes some immense and beautiful glaciers, due of course to the fact that the precipitation dur ing the year amounts to about 250 inches, which makes the snowfall on the slopes of Olympus something over 200 feet during the year. Olympic climbing compares very favorably with any section of the northwest, both rock and snow and ice climbing. The south side climb of Mt. Olympus from Elwha basin is a much harder trip than the trip to the summit of Mt. Rainier." Mr. Woods party of four met the Ma mm a party of 33, who were climb ing Olympus as the main objective of their two weeks outing in the Olym pics. It just happened that the two parties picked out the same Sundny to climb. Both pnrties returned t Queets basin for the' night, the point from which the main Matnma party had climbed, and on the south side of the mountain. Next day the return to main camp in Elwha basin and the following day a day of well deserved rest. Climbs Seattle Peak Next dav 23 Maiamas set out for Mt. Seattle, tt.UO feet. They reached a peak some distance from the main peak and decided, due to the latenesn of the hour and site of the party, not to attempt to take the party to the real summit. Mr. Woods asked for volunteers to go with him to the renl summit of Sent tie, but could get no one to go so went alone and after making the summit of Seattle reached camp only a half hour after the main party. Next day Ml. Woods, after much persuasion, talked a comp"i into climbing Mt. Menny. 0.7(H feet, with him. This proved the most In teresting and best sporting climb In the Olympics. Menny, he snid. has a very interesting pinnacle, one that re quires extreme care in negotiating. The day following wns the IS mile hike out to the nine mile camp on the Qufnault river, and Aug. 11 the last 10' miles to the end of the Quinnult road. Cars furnished by members of the Aberdeen chamber of commerco carried the entire party to Aberdeen without chnrge. This was greatly apreciated by the members of the Maxama party. At Aberdeen, after a good dinner, the sleeping cars were boarded and the party awoke next morning in Portland. In speaking ofv the glories of the Canndinn Rockies and the Olympic. Mr. Woods snid that there is really nothing in the Cnscndea of Oregon or Washington to nnywhere nenr com pare with them for real mountain scenery. He speaks with authority, having climbed all the five major Washington. Cascade peaks last, sum mer and the five major Oregon Cns- cade nenks the summer of litJU. "Our Cascades are almllsr to a backbone, one continuous ridge with the high peaks extending higher into the skv thnn the rest or the ridge. The Canadian Rockies, however, as viewed from Mt. Robson, present a aeries of ridges, one nfter the other, ns far na the eye can rencti In every direction, and these ridges ull nre made up of peaks over 10,000 feet In elevation," Mr. Woods added. "From the high camp on Mt. Robson, iV2 main peaks were counted and this represented only half tho horieon, as the other half was shut out by the hulk of Robson itself, unon whose slopes the camp was made. This view was restricted to probably o miles to the northward, to the Colum bia Icefield and Its immense moun tain peaks. Farther to the north was still hundreds of peaks, too distant to see from Robson because of the hsie." In defense of the Cascades, which Mr. Woods loves dearly, he said, "the heavy timber and beautiful mountain meadows of our own Cascades was greatly missed in the Canadian Rock ies, although some pretty meadows were seen. But as a climbing field, the Canadian Rockies are not sur passed by any section of the entire world, Switzerland Included, unless it be the Himalayas of Central Asia." W. F, HEY, 11 (CONTINUED FROM PAGE I) of physical education. He has taught nt coaching schools in summer ses sions in Oregon nnd California. In the five years he hns eosehed varsity basketball at Oregon, the university teams have won 04 games and lost 10. In regular conference play the teams have won 30 and lost l(t. the nrst year he was here the basketball team came up from last ntace to finish the sennn in third position. Since that time the teams have either been in first or second place every year. They have won two northwest ennmpi on ships, and last year finished second. In bnseball. he has nut forth rep resentative teams every year, nnd this year Oregon won the champion ship of the northern division of the Pacific Const Intercollegiate confer ence. It was the first championship for an Oregon baseball team since 1020. Reinhart's frosh football trams have consistently defeated Oregon State college and I'niverslty of Washington teams, these teams rep resenting prnctlcnlty their only com petition, t In addition to university coach Ing and Instructing activities, Hein- hart is conch of the Willamette valley basehnll lengue tenm from Eugene, which finished this year In second place, giving wny only to licud. New Insurance Offices Opening Eugene gnined another business enterprise when the Northwestern Mutual Fire Association which has Its headouarters in Sentttle hns es tnblished a branch office at A01 Willamette St., with 11. C. Wood In chnree ns manager assisted by R. I Do Vancy. Mr. Wood has been here several yenrs In the real estate business nnd previous to thnt had fallowed the Insurance business in enstern Oregon. "The office is equipped to give prompt nnd Immediate service." snid Sir. Wood. "By doing business with the brnnch office you are not deal Ing with nn ngency hut direct with the Association. The Eugene brnnch is now operating nnd extends nn Invitnttnn to the general puhlic In Eugene nnd tributary town to call upon them for any Information thnt they might wish regnrding insurance." Thompson's Mineral Vapor Baths 202 East Broadway. Phone 1104-W or 521 -J. William F. Manner. Til Hind it hi home at Dexter. Tuesday. Aug. 21. after a brief illness. Ifesldes his wife. Mrs. Ellxabeth Manuey, ho is survived by five sons ami three daughters; Ernest. Niell, Kolert, Gun, and Mrs. W. F. Kelsay. all of Dexter; Mrs. J A. Blakelcy ot Eula, Ore. Mrs. Ida Patten of Fju gene; and Hale Mauney of Jaxper. Jlr. Manner was a member of the W. O. W. lodge. He was born March 14, 1S52 at Gaston county. N. C. He ame to Orcion in lt and lived continuously in the Iexter district. Mineral services will e held at the 'J fa mint Hill church Wednesday. Aug. 22. nt 11 a. m. conducted hv Rev. IL W. Davis, with interment in the Pleaant Hill cemetery Ventcb fu nernl home has charge of arrange ments. (CONTINUED FROM PAGE I) to meet it must remain a matter for conjecture." Mr. Chase said that while the men hnO not worked long for him, he had knovn them for years, nnd thnt he had oenfideuce in their &t-amauship. This wa the first year they had fished together. Mrs, Miller, wife of one of the missing fishermen, has gone from her home at Silicons to Hccdsport. to he near the search. Mr. Miller also has two sisters tn Florence, Mrs. Emma Snubert and Mr. Belle Mem. Mr. tiison nns no known relatives. GresTfeiT BRING YOUR work to Hof man's where ' the best of workmanship costs no more. Watchmakers and Jewelers. 790 Willamette. What Will you ?v (h & CRESWELL. Auir. 21. t Sneciall The Ladies' Aid society of the Presbyterian church will hold an all day meeting at the W i Ilium Wat late home Wednesday afternoon. A bas ket dinner will be served at noon. Union services were held nt the Presbyterian church Sundny evening, Rev. Walter Rosa preached the Her ninii in the absence of Rev. Bolton, Christian minister, who was ill and could not be present. Special prayer service wns held nt tho Presbyterian church Monday aft ernoon. The Epworth league of the XL E. church will hold their regular monthly business meeting nt the Rev. C. G. Morris home Friday evening. The Methodist Ladles' Aid society will hold their regular business meet ing with the usual work Wednesday nfternoon nt tho aid house. When your Children Ciy for It Titers Is hardly a household that hasn't heard of (storia! At least five million homes are never with out it! If there are children In your fnmlly, there's almost daily need of its comfort. And any night may find you very thankful there's a bottle In the house. Just a few drops, and that colic or constipation is relieved; or diarrhea checked. A vegetable pro duct; a baby remedy meant for young folks. Caatoria is about the only thing you hnvo ever heard doctors 1 advise giving to Infanta. Stronger meutclncs ar dangerous to a tiny bnby, however harmless they nifty be to grown-ups. Good old Oua torlal Rememher the name, and re member to buy It. It mny spare you a sleeples, anxious night. It is always ready, always safe to use; in emer gencies, or for everyday nil ments. Any hour of the day or night that Bahy becomes fretful, 1 or restlesa. Caatoria was never more popular with mothers than It Is today. Lvery druggist has It. Insuranc of an Kinds C. U Slumnii W. P. Kell. Phonr 007. ANCHOR AOK A COOL, plan to eat. Meet your friends at Lee-Duke Cafe-Most of them go there- Lee-Duke Cafe Eugene's Finest Eating Place INSURE Wmi HENRY TROfP. MUX FERRONE The Great Tonlo, will bring back your vitality. Bed Cross Drug Co. 624 Willamette Fir Showing of il:trie Earl's Toilet Preparation, Kuykendall Drug Co. 870 Willamette HOUSE FOR RENT iil' modern S-room stucco '""800, fireplace. '! 1404 Vlllard. Phone ""between 9 and 5 2154-J 9 and after n. m Moore. your candy at "to" "I-J uanay aiore. Mj from the beat "loi-edienta obtainable. and Willamette S. aV H -.... Cultivate Your Credit (This la the sixth of a series of advertlsemnnta on the value of credit, and ways and means of ae curing It.) FIRiST, thnn, crodit is bnsod on honesty. Hut, Booond, it in based on itlility. It isn't enough to intend to my whon pay ment is due. A man must h; able to pay. That mean9 business ability. It means good judgment, courage, efficient man agement, experience, skill, jwrsistencc all the qualities that make for success, ap plied to some particular business. Credit Is built, usually, little by little. Earn lime a man borrows money of the hank, and repays ft promptly, he has adoed to the foundnflon on whlrh bis credit Is ererted. lt him fall, but onre, tn meet his obligation vhen due, and ho has In jured hla credit Just that much. Remember that a banker Is not autnlrlou be cause he wanta to a. f IMac to be but because Im fee to be. BANK OOMMLJCE C00CNC ORCfiON PEACOCK TALES Published weekly by Electric Cleauera. Raymond Torrey, Editor. NO. 69 TUESDAY, AUGUST 21. 192S. PHONH 0O "Cool as a Cucumber!" Next Saturday la the date for the climb to Collier Ola cler which la bein iponsored by the Chamber of Com merce. It'e only a three mile hlka from Troa; Camp. Seema like a tenderfoot should be able to make this. This has been ft fine summer, aome warm weather, of course, but a person 3an keep pretty com fortable If hedreeeee In light weight clothes and then keeps them rjcaa. iuat notice thi me yon pail ot Wlllara tte ::i.rt who seem full of p.r Their elotbea are Invar iably clean, crisp and fresh looking. They re the fellows you accept on sight ire you koeplng cool thla way? 'Shocking! Motorlat: I'm sor ry I ran over your hen; will ft dollar he alright? Farmer: Better make It two. I have a rooster who waa mighty fond of that hen and the ahock might Ull blm too. Scotch Memory "Doctor, come at once, the wee bairn has swallowed ft six pence." "How old la ItT" "1894." Might after return ing from vacation Is the tli.ie to have a gsrment cleaned. Dr. 'I before the per spoMtlm: stains or rets the fabric. Haael calls ber !veetle PlufVIm he cause each time he call he makes little "progress " Her Husband Did His Best Thla la the story of a young wife who asked hor husband to copy off a radio recipe she wanted. He did his beat but got two atatlona at once, one of which was broadcasting aettlng up exerclaea and the other the recipe. Thla la what he took down: "Hands on hips, place one cup of flour on the ahould er, raise knees and lepresa toes and mix thoroughly In one half cup of milk. Repeat six times. "Inhale quickly one-half teaspoon of baking powder, low er the lega and mash two hard-boiled egga In a aleve. Exhale, breathe nat urally and sift Into a bowl. "lAa flat on the floor and roll the white of an egg backward and for ward nntll It cornea to ft boll. In 10 min ute remove from the fire nd rub isMrtlywIth (rough towel. Mreathe nat urally, dress In warm flannels and serve iwlth flah soup." Deliveries To All Parts Of City Without Charge ' (Ax Billy Department Store) Wednesday Grocery Features Creamery Butter Pound Our Own Brand Of Fnoy Creamery Butter. We Reaerve Right To Limit Quantity, . Till 12:00 (Noon) Only. 47c Shaker Salt, Iodized, Pkp. Till noon only. 9c Folger's Coffee, Lb. Can. M f Cloalng out "8. A AHr W." brand, too. tV Here Are All Day Features Baking Powder, 59o K. C. Unking Powder deal 50 ounce alze and 6 water glosses. Hardwheat Flour, $2.09 Fisher's lllend. This flour la Just In, will store nicely and milled from old wheat. 24 Vi pound sack, $1.15. Pineapple, 4 Cans 89o Fancy sliced Pel Monte pine applea.. Number two alze tins. Coffee, 3 Lbs. $1.00 Bulk steel cut a now one you'U like 1L . Try this. Salmon, 3 Cans $1.00 Fancy Alaska Rod Salmon "sockeye," tho best. Put up In one pound tins. Rainier Malt, 69c A high grade article. Three pound cans. Case of one dozen, (4.89. Fancy Gravenstein Apples, Box $1.35 lual grown and very Juicy. Or 5 pounds for 25c. Pet Milk, Dozen Large Cans For $1.15 $2.10 Soap Deal Only $1.39 This laundry aoap deal consists of the following : 9 bars White Wonder. 1 bar Kouhle Refined Horn i Hath Koap. 1 package Wonder I'oam 1 Aluminum Kettle, 8 Quart Size. "Gold Dust" Package At 29c (And 1 Very Handy Dish Mop Free) Try the new "Oold Dust" for dish washing the orig inal article. You'll like the dish mop, too. Two Wednesday Meat Features Pure Lard, Savory Beef Two Pounds 30c Reast, Lb. 18c T'ldinj Stamps. L.