Eugene daily guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1904-1924, September 21, 1922, Image 8

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Newspaper Page Text'TfiuPwtav sTUnn BUGENE D2IETI' OtJSBB Pago Eigh The Eugene Daily Guard Published Every Evening Except Sunday By tie Guard Printing. Co Klks' ISulldlne, 68-78 Seventh Ave. West CHAS. H. t'ISHElt J. E. SI1ELTON CHAMPION OF PERSONAL LIBERTY Telephones: 19 liiiNincHH Office 1200 Editorial Itootna Foreign Representatives: Hnliih . Mulllgnu, 80 East i'M Street New York City. C. J. Anderson, Marquette Building, Chicago. 1)1. Edwin C. Williams, Hohart Bulldini, rum a raneinco, unlit. FCIHj TiRASRD WIKH ItKI'OHT OF TUB UNITED I'llESS ASSOCIATION fiubscrlntlnn Rates! Ily Carrier, per year in advance. .. .Jfi.Ofl Ily Carrier, per month . . '. .$ .fiO Ily Mail, in IDuo County, per year $4.00 TIU ItSDAV, NKl'TKMHEIt lit PARAGRAPHS By Robert Qulllll I IIHT HUJ IT III, UU 1,111,1, Ik illUJ MU W- cause lie hua a ehurKe account, 9 There are two classen nf men; aclf niailc men, and those who don't amount In much. ... " A (rroueh is junt an ordinary indivi dual with n conviction that he hug a monopoly of trouble Philosophy, with a woman, takes the form of a conviction thut her freckles nre attractive. . Thn mother of a larco family no doubt wonders at tlincH whether she is a moth er or n referee. T , Tin" radio in almost perfect now, ex cept for an attachment to silence the neighbor's phoniutruph. Senator Juntos A. Reed is always a storm, center in' poli ties. Everybody takes a erack at him uiirt lie always conies liaek (straight from the sltonlder without dodging or ducking. Most of ns have differed with him on many questions but Ins emirate lias won admiration even irom Ins enemies. During liis Kpec.taculnr and successful campaign in tlie Missouri primaries lie vigorously attacked the federal mater nity bill, and in one of his speeches is quoted as saying: "There aro some who believe in this sort of thing, who think the government should regulate every thing. They believe that if congress were to pass a 'hill directing all men to bo happy, every human face would thereafter wear a smile of perpetual joy. Those enthusiasts seem to believe Ave can disregard human nature, the experience of the ages, the env- s ironment of life, the conditions under which (jod Almighty planted human beings on this earth, and that a 1.1 we have to do is to pass a bill, and all will lie serene and lovely. Unhappily the epitaph on all such ventures is failure! failure! failure!- "hi the past at least the authority of the govern ment stopped at the threshold of the home. An offi cer could enter only when armed with a warrant of law issued by the court. . . . "Now the thin edge of socialism is to ho intro duced, the homo is to he invaded, and a band of ' spinsters will he appointed to take charge of the mothers who have always so tenderly, so devotedly, and so well, reared the children of America. It will end in failure; let ns hope it will not bring disaster." Possibly those Americans who would retain some independ ence of thought and action, who Avould like to feel that as individuals they have some responsibility and would like to square their shoulders ami face life and its problems in their own way. may ho in a hopeless minority. Still thev have in the Missouri senator a vigorous champion who neither asks, nor grants quarter in his combats with the foes of personal lib erty. , 72 per cent a year. After a while it may equal the tax rate in the United Stales. 1 AFTER TEN YEARS By MARION RtiBICAM THE LUMBERING INDUSTRY ' After nil, the chief difference be tween u working Rirl and a social . lender in in tho quulity of their cig arettes. Afle renting n. heavy supper, it nlvnys seems to us that the whulo deserved morn symputby than Jonah, t Once there was a candidate who said he would rather ho defeated than uiako unreasonable expenditures, llo was. . NoW that shipments of sonp are get ting into llussia, tho Roviet leaders can resume tho blowing of bubblcB. . Well," promising douriiboys tho Inter est on the European debt is one way to keen up interest In the European debt. . Once there was n girl who didn't read her sweetheart's letters to her girl friends. She didn't have any sweethearts. Torrent tills sentence! "I am going to the party," said tho girl, "but I'm no slave to public opinion; push the onions," " Yotith's nttontion is cnllcd to the fact that noun of tho stutnitos show , great men making n combination .".hot for tho corner pocket. . Fame Ir fleeting; and so far na the general public is concerned. Einstein Is about as obsolete an tho other steiu. As winter approaches, wno should se lect some other hobby to consume the energy now employed in keeping white shoes that way. , Tiniest advices ludicnto that the vic torious (Ireeks got to (lie Mediterranean while the defeated Turks still were seven jumps behind. . A trip that formerly took two hours can now be made in twenty minutes with llin car. And you can spend tho two hours looking or luirkug space. The old fashioned girl who got ti thrill hv holdiag hands now has ti daughter who complains that sho hasn't held n good hiiud all evening. RIPPLING RHYMES By Walt Mmoi ANGER Tn anger T rose, in the fnee of my foes, uml called them some sumptuous names; I snid they were fit for the bot tomless pit, anil sinful and dark were their games. My enemies smiled ut my eloipienee wild, and said thut. mv state ments were fibs; they weren't insturhcd bv my passions uncurbed, for wind doesn't lireuk any ribs. They ail went nwny to their work or tJieir piny, to movie or office or home; nutl if they re called how I thundered and huwled.'thev tboiight I Inid bats In my dome. Hut I have been sick since 1 made the big kick. I'm goaded wKth three-cornered pains; it's bad for n lay when he's with- rt'cu ana gray, tr h blood llttH mot nous in ins veins. My nerves are un strung since I brandished my tongue, and sleep has deserted my rnucli; my appe tite's gone and I sit on the lawn, and cherish thn ghost of my grouch. The doctor remarks, "I am bringing you harks, nnd buds from n svcitmore tree. the which you will boil with a riiIIoii of oil, and fill nip your works with the ten. But. medicine fails and no potion avails, if anger possesses your heort : be always serene, of benevolent mien, and iiuins will not rack you apart." The National Lumber Manufacturers Association has es tablished an information 'bureau. Jt will no doubt prove an important stop in the stabilizing of the industry, as well as tending toivnru putting it on a permanent basis in the tim bered sections of the country. In a recent article sent out to' the press, this bureau deals with the fact that lumbering has in the past been of a migratory nature. The sawmills have followed and pursued the forests, ns the hunters of other days followed the vanishing buffalo. Now the forests have becro driven, so to speak, (from the Eastern viewpoint), to tho extremo boundaries and remote warts ot the countrv. notably the South and the Pacific Coast and northern Kockv .M'ountain region. The pursuit can go no further, and the concern: of lumbermen, quite ns much as of forest fans and theoretical conversationists is. how to make the industry stationary and permanent, s Colonel w. J-s. Ureeley. cluet ol the United States Forest Service, continually preaches to the lumbermen and timber owners, as well as to dependent populations, of tho lumber ing states, the desirability of making1 their business' as con tinuous as ordinary agriculture, which can be done if the utilized timlbcr is replaced on lands not suitable for tillage. Colonel Greeley calculates that within seventy-five years the timber resources of the United States will be completely exhausted unless a comprehensive general forest nolicv is adopted. What the lumber industry means to the present lumbering communities and what io meant to tho dead and decaying lumber towns that may bo found in the cut-ovor regions, is indicated ny tno tact that tiio two states ot "Washington, und Oregon now receive ife200.000.000 a voar from the sale of their forest products. A STRANGE HAPPENING Chapter 41 Affairs seemed to go from bad tp worse in the newly poor household of the Hiiciiauiins'. Mr, l'urke went about with the pursed lips and virtuous man lier of one who is doiii! iier complete doty. Her coinpleto duty consisted in doing rather more than her half of the house hold work, and in doing every day or twice a day such litlle tasks as even u good housewife does up only a few limes a week. It consisted nlso in going behind Millie, doing over the jobs Millie had been careless about. Mrs. l'urke was the type that housi'deifus by moving the contents of one room nil over the rest of the bouse and makiiig the in hnhitauiM thereof misernUe for days and days until the orgy of cleanliness has been gone through. She bad a queer liubit, also, of get ting one person's idea about unother, and then carrying that opinion to the person ubout whom it wus expressed. Somehow, without really meaning it, she could in time breuk up u long warm friendship. She sought her sympathy about town now. And the varying opinion she henrd about Humphrey. Uiimidirey's failure us a business man, ami Millie's martyrdom; found their way back to her new home, "It 'just is a pity you had to give mi your nice room in your own home." Cora sympathized. "My mother, would die if she hud to get out of her own place to live in well of course, Hum phrey's house isn't u stranger's house, I don't mean tiiut, but thou it Is dif ferent, isn't it," '"IVrribly different," Mrs. l'urke sighed. 'Hut of course, I want to help all 1 enn, and if selling my house to start .Humphrey again iu business will help.- I don't complain." "Mow generor'i you are!" Mrs. Werner cooed. Mrs. Werner was unite certain that the Tarke house was really Humphrey's, and that Mrs, l'arke had not lost so much of her own money in the recent fiasco, but she could not think of any way to ask. "There's one comfort." Mrs. Parke observed to Millie, us she pared pota toes for supper that night. "We have I lie sympathy of our friends, even if we havift it , from our our family." Millie knew she meant Humphrey by this. She .reneoted n few of the expressions of sympathy. In iier enthusiasm, she might have colored a few of them. Mie renoutcd them ngiiin to Humphrey. "But isn't your room comfortable?" he usked at length. "Well, of course T'vo always been used to a southern exposure, so north ern windows make it seem gloomy. Hut I don't complain " . ,i "Don't vou though!" Humphrey broke in. ".Millie, mother will sleep iu our room, which has her southern ex posure. We'll tuke hers." It's a single bed "we'll have to move furniture'' ' . "I'm going to sleep at the office , ne answered. A bombshell would have had but lit tle greater effect, hud it exploded some where in the vicinity. " "Wha-whut do you mean? Millie asked finally, thinking there must be a great deal more behind this tliuu she guessed. ' "Just that! I can't stand the com plaining and bickering and tulo-bcaring iu thin house. I can't stand your re sentment at my presence and mothers constant digs about my incompetence. It's ulways something. When 1 made money it was because I didn't muke more. AVhcn I lost it, she had some thing real to talk about and I must say she's made the most of her subject. I'm thruuigh!" ... , , "What do you mean by through ( Patty's voice came iu quivering a little fro'in nervousness. For Humphrey looked terrifying, towering in the room, his fat face red, his little eyes gleam ing almost malignantly, his coat anil vest flung over a chuir he had paused be tween discarding these and putting on a smoking jal:et, a)id the (.imiking jacket wus bunging now in his hand. At Patty's voice he ipiioted. "I simply menu this household makes me nervous l'ui going to ffet out of it as much as I can. 1 can sleep on Hint couch in the office and I don't care who knows. V chji't afford tr live there,. so I'll come back here for meals.' lie swung into his coat anil vest again. He mude for his little deii the refusal of the knob to turn reminded him that Mrs. Parke hod appropriated it as n storeroom nnd had the key. He swore, under bis breath and went out. "Vow needn't wait up for me, I'll be late." he called back. "Where's be going?" Millie asked. For there was something unusual in his manner. "Joe's of course," said Mrs. Parke. "Where he'll lose money." 'He won't hnve blankets or sheets nt the office," Millie worried. "Putty we'd better make up a bundle of bed clothes and carry them down. We can do it while he's playing pool you go in witli them and I'll wait outside the office door. "Hull! He'll be hack tonight," Mrs. Parke remarked, pulling her shawl over her shoulders and getting ready to go out on the porch. "Men nre like cuts thev like to prowd around, but the usimlly come home nights." Millie was worried nevertheless. She went, upstairs with Patty and they begun putting clothes into a suitcase. Tomorrow Patty's Disoovery. David Lawrence, nationally known newspaper correspond ent, writing to the Oregon Journal under a Washington date, says: "For tho fact, is the pre-war fervor about pro tecting Americans has about disappeared. The ex perieinvo in the great war has made folks grow cal loused to isolated cases of trouble to Americans in, disturbed regions. The 'disinclination of Great Britain to go to War over Near Eastern questions is reflected in most quarters here. It will take n direct attack on American territory almost to rouse any administration, republican or democrat, to action. The memory of human losses and the frightful tax 'burdens inherited from the war have made sabre rattling unpopular. , "Naturally those who have insisted that American rights should be protected by the American govern ment do not feel comfortable over the fact that Great Britain iiv sending her fleet to the Dardanelles will probably become the protector of the American citi zens involved, but it will not be the first time the British flag has protected Americans.'.' The situation is no doubt correctly stated. National tmdo is at a discount iu this countrv. and liacifists have boon so busv i..j:... i. i.. 'c ' i- it. , i .i cin-iiiiiiuiK urn ii iiiKiMiuu in cownruice inni. we nave neeu alraid to stand up lor tuo nation's honor, tearful lest there might be a fight and somebody get killed. Tho brave talk of the present majority party beforo election that tho Hard ing administration would protect American life and property in Mexico and elsewhere is mo longer repeated. It is another ot many broken promises made to catch tho unwarv voter. But,- laying politics aside, doesn't, it make- nn American feel a.. ..i j i i , r. it,,, i preitv ciicnp to nee j'iiiKitiuu, war-torn anu doDt-iiarrassed, standing alone against the invasion of Europe by the mur derous Turk I IN YE OLDEN TIMES From Eugene Daily Guard, September 22, 1902. An iinnortnut meeting of the members of the Golden Slipper Mining company was held Snturduv evening iu the office of A. C. Woodcock, attorney. Officers elected for the year were: Dr, W. W. Ogelsby. Junction City, vice president; Khau t'onser, Portland, secretary unii SI. O. Winner, Kugene, treasurer. Mrs. It: A. Booth went, to Grants Pass this afternoon for a few days visit. Mija. Sloe Doeris returned thiS after noon from Tnconin where she attended tiie photogrnplier's convention.- .TesVc Willoughby went to Hnrrisborg today to be gone ubout a week. vnmt (SPINK U thn awttclihnar.l """" " ' "''"" u"OQ t"e nerves fori... '' CHIROPRACTIC U the new Science ot treating disease through . t CHIROPRACTIC Removes the Cause ol disease; health return ;. Kxuiiiinatlou Free . DR, GEO. A. SIMON , UIU WllllUlieilO Bl. , Ol.mwl.. ... Only Experienced, Licensed Optometrists BETNG exclusive makers of high grade Eye Glasses, we turn out a product not even to be hoped for in poorly equipped offices. Our many years of highly successful experience costs you no more than ..inferior, service. Our Prices Are the Lowest on the Coast vuiiuior vonsiuerea A'V'; (Wdy'.Toricii artottf Wo will n solu ely guarantee "satisfaction or vonr money back" within one year from date of mm-l n of any pair of Spectacles or Eye (llaw ffi from us for cash. We will also repair or replace ! u broken frames or bows ot same for same lwith Tf timo free of charge. " 01 881 WILLAMETTE ST. EUGENE.ORE. EYESIGHT SPECIALIST At a nioting of (Jie nssociatod stmlonla of the liiffh wthool this nfternoii tho aiipoiiitnu'iilH ot the following inemborM of the K. H. S. News staff wore rati fied: Associate editors. Elza Crow, lva Cox, Charles Evans, Harvey Wheeler; businesH iiiannt;!, Chiiuh' . (Jray; asso ciate business manager, Harry Straight; subscription agent. Lucia AVilkins; ath letic editor, Khvin JfcCornack. OPEN FORUM SELLING AMERICA TO WORLD Motion Picture Producers & Distributors of America, Inc. 022 B'iftli Ave., New York City Sent 11. 1022. Mr. Charles II. Fisher, r.ihtor of '1 ho tilinrd. My Dear Mr. Fisher: 1 have just seen jnuir eunorini eiuiueo Movies nnd the Missionaries." This is a matter of immediate concern to us. Our nssoeuition Iioh taken stens to make certain Unit all the pictures sent abroad correctly portray American, life, aspirations, ideals, etc. It is the pur pose to sell America to I lie vvorio Ihrm'Kh these pictures. The fuct is. the Kieatest percentage of tho pictures shown in the whole world are of Amer ican make. We have encountered diffi culty iu the traffic in stolen films and uur own state depnrtment is cooperating splendidly in tlult. regard in order to develop m those countries where there are international relations such n treaty relationship as to xct at the films stolen iu this country and sent abroad. I hate to "wish" tile enclosed on yon but really will be grateful if you will read it. WitU kindest regards and best wishes, I am, Sincerelv yours. WILL II. HAYS. THIS COUNTY'S FAIR Min or Goo. L. Baker declares ho is still for the 1925 ex positioiii iu spile of Julius Meier's report that there is no interest abroad in it. Well, George is a pretty good show him self and evidently docs liot want to give up liis place in the spotlight. TURKS ISSUE DECREE Wnshlnaton, Sept. 21. The Turks have issued n formal firocTnmalion that "all men in the Smyrna reirion between the - -i of 18 and 4!i will be held pris oners of war", the slate department was advised by Admiral Mark llristol, COAL BCl7rEPORT PASSED W'nstiiutctnii, Sept. '.'1. The house Wednesday pnssed the inference report on the hill crenlliijr a federal fact finding ntteticv to investigate tiie coal Induvtry iu both bituminous and anthracite fields. Among the other good purposes the Lnno County Fair serves is tho guarantee it carries of at least one week of good weather during the hop ami prune season. Only once, if wo remem'ber rightly, has rain interferred serioiTsly with the fair's program, during a continuous existence of ninny years. The national debt of (he United States mow amounts to $2;!,000,0I (),()(() anil the annual fixed charges against the treasury because ot the debt, are if 1,:!00,(1()(),(M1U. That is some debt but this country is after all a big one ami is nlroadv reducing its obligations steadily. Growing bank deposits and the biggest building boom in the history of Kugene are all combining to make of it a verv substantial city nxin which to build when railroad develop ments in the near future make it the most important .junction of transportation lines in the Northwest. Looks like we nre going to have a regular Texas political campaign' in Oregon this fall. The interest rate in Kussia is now 12 per cent n month, or (Ily ,1. .1. TAYLOll) When the leaves nre tiirnin' yellow And the frost is in the air: When the hands have finished buskin', nnd the fields are lookin bare, Then there conies an itchy feelin' Sort a-fioutin' iu the air And you just enn't help nIongiu' For to see ttiis county's fuir. When the (train is in the primary. And straw is on the stack, When tile turkeys homeward travel. And the ducks begin to quack t)i. that grand and glorious feelin ... When you throw aside all cure, And you don your Sunday best For to sec this county's fair. When you've seen the fruit exhibit. The fancy cakes ami bread; Wheu you've seen the latest sewin'. And the iiuilts, nil bright and red Then comes h grand, glorious feelin' Apples, peaches, primes anil pear, Tutors, boons nnd yellow ptiniikius At this county's fair. And when' you honicwnrd ramble And you think of the big show; When you count the happy niooienfs; Of the things you learned to know. Tin n grand and glorious feelin' . And you wtint to do your uire, A boostin' nnd t rootin' . For this county's fair. Trial of Editor No Test of Edict Mitnphi. Tcnn.. Sept, 21. Trial of O. V. SjuidtTH, editor of the 'Memphis will not involve a test of rithiT the hmicherty injunction isin il In Chicago op tho It oh injunction isMiod (orally, Kederal authorities have nnnoimreil. .-Mining mii i ne ground that lie put himself in contempt of court by commeulini critically uii the arrest of Jacob Cohen editor of a labor paper. Cohen was held under tiie in junction issued by Federal Judge, Koss, pronumiiiR criticiRin ot strike hroukers. Ho was 'convicted nnd fined. Sanders, who reprinted the editorial which caused Cohen's arrest, was arrested iuimeduiteiy after Cohen's conviction. TT. S. District Attorney Murray will attempt, to show that Sanders' action in reprint inj? the CoJien editorial and in cnmmentiiiff editorially on Cohen's ar rest was an attempt to bring the court into disrepute. LEAGUE WOULD INTERVENE London, Sept, 121 Australia. Now Zen land and Canadian delegates to the league of nations onqfndil at Geneva have telegraphed Lloyd George urging him to accept the mediation of the league iu the near east crisis, according to an exchaugo telegraph dispatch received here. Merchant's Lunch, 35c 5 A. M. to 11:30 P. M. i Lunches Served During Fair Week Till Midnight PASTRIES OF ALL KINDS 1; At Reasonahle Prices. THE DUNN BAKERY (Under New Management). j . 36 E. Ninth Ave. E The First. National bnnk is introducing into this community a new kind of checks called "special certified checks", that have two features that Um ordinary checks have not, viz.. they are self-identifying and are certified by the bank that they are good. They resemble the regular travelers checks issued by the Hankers Trust company of Now York and tJiu Ameri can Hail way. Express company. They are boiuid in book form with stubs like the ordinary check book for recording data of the checks cashed. These hooks can be had in denoininn- f -. T.-i mill JIM d each hook has an assortmt'iit of (!,$! ifl'l unci cneeK. , I'. K. StiodcniKK, president of tifMH. popularity of these hooks by thef"- anie comments inrmiiuiis uuu men nave nircuuy amuc, wcj qui iu in' iiriiiiiim. . Anyone who is called upon to tut checks can ea.sh these -witn a eem-u ., ...mi i... i...nnHn.l irhiin nft Hint Uiey Will ui: jiuui'iiu sented lit the bank for iiayment awl ' . . r .. ...1 l I nn IfuM fill puny ior mn'in -. a n-l: nave no tiiiiicuiiy m '"""'"v-.,, blent it v ns the Hiorks are srlf-AW hig. sa'v hank officials. This form of check lin Jf ...;,l.li u-,.11 lint 'so far none hi" in circulation on tins pari, m FOOT TROUBLES-Se Dr. HjjW Can You Beat It ! Copr 1321, (.M. Y. Eve. WorU) by Press Pub. Co. ' -- - S AV A ) VJHY WASH T I ) Ti .p. (LOVELY - C WV(7iEPy L-' We PLAyep RDft HONEY. ) I US0 7a Tmhk IT W4i f I AND I KNEWny, j . VEy WCKSD BUT " VOU.YAO "Pi ( t HAVE (ZHANGEO MY Wl )