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PARAGRAPHS
By Robert Qulllll
I IIHT HUJ IT III, UU 1,111,1, Ik illUJ MU W-
cause lie hua a ehurKe account,
9
There are two classen nf men; aclf
niailc men, and those who don't amount
In much.
...
" A (rroueh is junt an ordinary indivi
dual with n conviction that he hug a
monopoly of trouble
Philosophy, with a woman, takes the
form of a conviction thut her freckles
nre attractive.
.
Thn mother of a larco family no doubt
wonders at tlincH whether she is a moth
er or n referee.
T ,
Tin" radio in almost perfect now, ex
cept for an attachment to silence the
neighbor's phoniutruph.
Senator Juntos A. Reed is always a storm, center in' poli
ties. Everybody takes a erack at him uiirt lie always conies
liaek (straight from the sltonlder without dodging or ducking.
Most of ns have differed with him on many questions but
Ins emirate lias won admiration even irom Ins enemies.
During liis Kpec.taculnr and successful campaign in tlie
Missouri primaries lie vigorously attacked the federal mater
nity bill, and in one of his speeches is quoted as saying:
"There aro some who believe in this sort of thing,
who think the government should regulate every
thing. They believe that if congress were to pass a
'hill directing all men to bo happy, every human face
would thereafter wear a smile of perpetual joy.
Those enthusiasts seem to believe Ave can disregard
human nature, the experience of the ages, the env- s
ironment of life, the conditions under which (jod
Almighty planted human beings on this earth, and
that a 1.1 we have to do is to pass a bill, and all will
lie serene and lovely. Unhappily the epitaph on all
such ventures is failure! failure! failure!-
"hi the past at least the authority of the govern
ment stopped at the threshold of the home. An offi
cer could enter only when armed with a warrant of
law issued by the court. . . .
"Now the thin edge of socialism is to ho intro
duced, the homo is to he invaded, and a band of '
spinsters will he appointed to take charge of the
mothers who have always so tenderly, so devotedly,
and so well, reared the children of America. It will
end in failure; let ns hope it will not bring disaster."
Possibly those Americans who would retain some independ
ence of thought and action, who Avould like to feel that as
individuals they have some responsibility and would like
to square their shoulders ami face life and its problems in their
own way. may ho in a hopeless minority. Still thev have in the
Missouri senator a vigorous champion who neither asks, nor
grants quarter in his combats with the foes of personal lib
erty. ,
72 per cent a year. After a while it may equal the tax rate
in the United Stales. 1
AFTER TEN YEARS
By MARION RtiBICAM
THE LUMBERING INDUSTRY
' After nil, the chief difference be
tween u working Rirl and a social .
lender in in tho quulity of their cig
arettes. Afle renting n. heavy supper, it nlvnys
seems to us that the whulo deserved
morn symputby than Jonah, t
Once there was a candidate who said
he would rather ho defeated than uiako
unreasonable expenditures, llo was. .
NoW that shipments of sonp are get
ting into llussia, tho Roviet leaders can
resume tho blowing of bubblcB.
.
Well," promising douriiboys tho Inter
est on the European debt is one way to
keen up interest In the European debt.
.
Once there was n girl who didn't read
her sweetheart's letters to her girl
friends. She didn't have any sweethearts.
Torrent tills sentence! "I am going to
the party," said tho girl, "but I'm no
slave to public opinion; push the onions,"
" Yotith's nttontion is cnllcd to the
fact that noun of tho stutnitos show
, great men making n combination
.".hot for tho corner pocket.
.
Fame Ir fleeting; and so far na the
general public is concerned. Einstein Is
about as obsolete an tho other steiu.
As winter approaches, wno should se
lect some other hobby to consume the
energy now employed in keeping white
shoes that way.
,
Tiniest advices ludicnto that the vic
torious (Ireeks got to (lie Mediterranean
while the defeated Turks still were seven
jumps behind.
.
A trip that formerly took two hours
can now be made in twenty minutes with
llin car. And you can spend tho two
hours looking or luirkug space.
The old fashioned girl who got ti thrill
hv holdiag hands now has ti daughter
who complains that sho hasn't held n
good hiiud all evening.
RIPPLING RHYMES
By Walt Mmoi
ANGER
Tn anger T rose, in the fnee of my
foes, uml called them some sumptuous
names; I snid they were fit for the bot
tomless pit, anil sinful and dark were
their games. My enemies smiled ut my
eloipienee wild, and said thut. mv state
ments were fibs; they weren't insturhcd
bv my passions uncurbed, for wind
doesn't lireuk any ribs. They ail went
nwny to their work or tJieir piny, to
movie or office or home; nutl if they re
called how I thundered and huwled.'thev
tboiight I Inid bats In my dome. Hut I
have been sick since 1 made the big
kick. I'm goaded wKth three-cornered
pains; it's bad for n lay when he's with-
rt'cu ana gray, tr h
blood llttH mot
nous in ins veins. My nerves are un
strung since I brandished my tongue, and
sleep has deserted my rnucli; my appe
tite's gone and I sit on the lawn, and
cherish thn ghost of my grouch. The
doctor remarks, "I am bringing you
harks, nnd buds from n svcitmore tree.
the which you will boil with a riiIIoii of
oil, and fill nip your works with the
ten. But. medicine fails and no potion
avails, if anger possesses your heort : be
always serene, of benevolent mien, and
iiuins will not rack you apart."
The National Lumber Manufacturers Association has es
tablished an information 'bureau. Jt will no doubt prove an
important stop in the stabilizing of the industry, as well as
tending toivnru putting it on a permanent basis in the tim
bered sections of the country. In a recent article sent out
to' the press, this bureau deals with the fact that lumbering
has in the past been of a migratory nature. The sawmills
have followed and pursued the forests, ns the hunters of
other days followed the vanishing buffalo. Now the forests
have becro driven, so to speak, (from the Eastern viewpoint),
to tho extremo boundaries and remote warts ot the countrv.
notably the South and the Pacific Coast and northern Kockv
.M'ountain region. The pursuit can go no further, and the
concern: of lumbermen, quite ns much as of forest fans and
theoretical conversationists is. how to make the industry
stationary and permanent, s
Colonel w. J-s. Ureeley. cluet ol the United States Forest
Service, continually preaches to the lumbermen and timber
owners, as well as to dependent populations, of tho lumber
ing states, the desirability of making1 their business' as con
tinuous as ordinary agriculture, which can be done if the
utilized timlbcr is replaced on lands not suitable for tillage.
Colonel Greeley calculates that within seventy-five years the
timber resources of the United States will be completely
exhausted unless a comprehensive general forest nolicv is
adopted.
What the lumber industry means to the present lumbering
communities and what io meant to tho dead and decaying
lumber towns that may bo found in the cut-ovor regions, is
indicated ny tno tact that tiio two states ot "Washington, und
Oregon now receive ife200.000.000 a voar from the sale of their
forest products.
A STRANGE HAPPENING
Chapter 41
Affairs seemed to go from bad tp
worse in the newly poor household of
the Hiiciiauiins'. Mr, l'urke went about
with the pursed lips and virtuous man
lier of one who is doiii! iier complete
doty.
Her coinpleto duty consisted in doing
rather more than her half of the house
hold work, and in doing every day or
twice a day such litlle tasks as even u
good housewife does up only a few
limes a week.
It consisted nlso in going behind
Millie, doing over the jobs Millie had
been careless about. Mrs. l'urke was
the type that housi'deifus by moving
the contents of one room nil over the
rest of the bouse and makiiig the in
hnhitauiM thereof misernUe for days
and days until the orgy of cleanliness
has been gone through.
She bad a queer liubit, also, of get
ting one person's idea about unother,
and then carrying that opinion to the
person ubout whom it wus expressed.
Somehow, without really meaning it,
she could in time breuk up u long
warm friendship.
She sought her sympathy about town
now. And the varying opinion she
henrd about Humphrey. Uiimidirey's
failure us a business man, ami Millie's
martyrdom; found their way back to
her new home,
"It 'just is a pity you had to give mi
your nice room in your own home."
Cora sympathized. "My mother, would
die if she hud to get out of her own
place to live in well of course, Hum
phrey's house isn't u stranger's house,
I don't mean tiiut, but thou it Is dif
ferent, isn't it,"
'"IVrribly different," Mrs. l'urke
sighed. 'Hut of course, I want to help
all 1 enn, and if selling my house to
start .Humphrey again iu business will
help.- I don't complain."
"Mow generor'i you are!" Mrs.
Werner cooed. Mrs. Werner was unite
certain that the Tarke house was really
Humphrey's, and that Mrs, l'arke had
not lost so much of her own money in
the recent fiasco, but she could not
think of any way to ask.
"There's one comfort." Mrs. Parke
observed to Millie, us she pared pota
toes for supper that night. "We have
I lie sympathy of our friends, even if we
havift it , from our our family."
Millie knew she meant Humphrey by
this.
She .reneoted n few of the expressions
of sympathy. In iier enthusiasm, she
might have colored a few of them. Mie
renoutcd them ngiiin to Humphrey.
"But isn't your room comfortable?"
he usked at length.
"Well, of course T'vo always been
used to a southern exposure, so north
ern windows make it seem gloomy.
Hut I don't complain " . ,i
"Don't vou though!" Humphrey
broke in. ".Millie, mother will sleep iu
our room, which has her southern ex
posure. We'll tuke hers."
It's a single bed "we'll have to move
furniture'' '
. "I'm going to sleep at the office , ne
answered.
A bombshell would have had but lit
tle greater effect, hud it exploded some
where in the vicinity. "
"Wha-whut do you mean? Millie
asked finally, thinking there must be a
great deal more behind this tliuu she
guessed. '
"Just that! I can't stand the com
plaining and bickering and tulo-bcaring
iu thin house. I can't stand your re
sentment at my presence and mothers
constant digs about my incompetence.
It's ulways something. When 1 made
money it was because I didn't muke
more. AVhcn I lost it, she had some
thing real to talk about and I must
say she's made the most of her subject.
I'm thruuigh!" ... , ,
"What do you mean by through (
Patty's voice came iu quivering a little
fro'in nervousness. For Humphrey
looked terrifying, towering in the room,
his fat face red, his little eyes gleam
ing almost malignantly, his coat anil vest
flung over a chuir he had paused be
tween discarding these and putting on
a smoking jal:et, a)id the (.imiking
jacket wus bunging now in his hand.
At Patty's voice he ipiioted.
"I simply menu this household makes
me nervous l'ui going to ffet out of it
as much as I can. 1 can sleep on Hint
couch in the office and I don't care
who knows. V chji't afford tr live
there,. so I'll come back here for meals.'
lie swung into his coat anil vest again.
He mude for his little deii the refusal
of the knob to turn reminded him that
Mrs. Parke hod appropriated it as n
storeroom nnd had the key. He swore,
under bis breath and went out.
"Vow needn't wait up for me, I'll be
late." he called back.
"Where's be going?" Millie asked.
For there was something unusual in
his manner.
"Joe's of course," said Mrs. Parke.
"Where he'll lose money."
'He won't hnve blankets or sheets nt
the office," Millie worried. "Putty
we'd better make up a bundle of bed
clothes and carry them down. We can
do it while he's playing pool you go
in witli them and I'll wait outside the
office door.
"Hull! He'll be hack tonight," Mrs.
Parke remarked, pulling her shawl
over her shoulders and getting ready to
go out on the porch. "Men nre like
cuts thev like to prowd around, but
the usimlly come home nights."
Millie was worried nevertheless. She
went, upstairs with Patty and they begun
putting clothes into a suitcase.
Tomorrow Patty's Disoovery.
David Lawrence, nationally known newspaper correspond
ent, writing to the Oregon Journal under a Washington date,
says:
"For tho fact, is the pre-war fervor about pro
tecting Americans has about disappeared. The ex
perieinvo in the great war has made folks grow cal
loused to isolated cases of trouble to Americans in,
disturbed regions. The 'disinclination of Great
Britain to go to War over Near Eastern questions is
reflected in most quarters here. It will take n direct
attack on American territory almost to rouse any
administration, republican or democrat, to action.
The memory of human losses and the frightful tax
'burdens inherited from the war have made sabre
rattling unpopular.
, "Naturally those who have insisted that American
rights should be protected by the American govern
ment do not feel comfortable over the fact that Great
Britain iiv sending her fleet to the Dardanelles will
probably become the protector of the American citi
zens involved, but it will not be the first time the
British flag has protected Americans.'.'
The situation is no doubt correctly stated. National tmdo
is at a discount iu this countrv. and liacifists have boon so busv
i..j:... i. i.. 'c ' i- it. , i .i
cin-iiiiiiuiK urn ii iiiKiMiuu in cownruice inni. we nave neeu
alraid to stand up lor tuo nation's honor, tearful lest there
might be a fight and somebody get killed. Tho brave talk
of the present majority party beforo election that tho Hard
ing administration would protect American life and property
in Mexico and elsewhere is mo longer repeated. It is another
ot many broken promises made to catch tho unwarv voter.
But,- laying politics aside, doesn't, it make- nn American feel
a.. ..i j i i , r. it,,, i
preitv ciicnp to nee j'iiiKitiuu, war-torn anu doDt-iiarrassed,
standing alone against the invasion of Europe by the mur
derous Turk I
IN YE OLDEN TIMES
From Eugene Daily Guard, September 22, 1902.
An iinnortnut meeting of the members
of the Golden Slipper Mining company
was held Snturduv evening iu the office
of A. C. Woodcock, attorney. Officers
elected for the year were: Dr, W. W.
Ogelsby. Junction City, vice president;
Khau t'onser, Portland, secretary unii
SI. O. Winner, Kugene, treasurer.
Mrs. It: A. Booth went, to Grants Pass
this afternoon for a few days visit.
Mija. Sloe Doeris returned thiS after
noon from Tnconin where she attended
tiie photogrnplier's convention.-
.TesVc Willoughby went to Hnrrisborg
today to be gone ubout a week.
vnmt (SPINK U thn awttclihnar.l
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881 WILLAMETTE ST. EUGENE.ORE.
EYESIGHT SPECIALIST
At a nioting of (Jie nssociatod stmlonla
of the liiffh wthool this nfternoii tho
aiipoiiitnu'iilH ot the following inemborM
of the K. H. S. News staff wore rati
fied: Associate editors. Elza Crow, lva
Cox, Charles Evans, Harvey Wheeler;
businesH iiiannt;!, Chiiuh' . (Jray; asso
ciate business manager, Harry Straight;
subscription agent. Lucia AVilkins; ath
letic editor, Khvin JfcCornack.
OPEN FORUM
SELLING AMERICA TO WORLD
Motion Picture Producers & Distributors
of America, Inc.
022 B'iftli Ave., New York City
Sent 11. 1022.
Mr. Charles II. Fisher,
r.ihtor of '1 ho tilinrd.
My Dear Mr. Fisher:
1 have just seen jnuir eunorini eiuiueo
Movies nnd the Missionaries." This is a
matter of immediate concern to us.
Our nssoeuition Iioh taken stens to
make certain Unit all the pictures sent
abroad correctly portray American, life,
aspirations, ideals, etc. It is the pur
pose to sell America to I lie vvorio
Ihrm'Kh these pictures. The fuct is. the
Kieatest percentage of tho pictures
shown in the whole world are of Amer
ican make. We have encountered diffi
culty iu the traffic in stolen films and
uur own state depnrtment is cooperating
splendidly in tlult. regard in order to
develop m those countries where there
are international relations such n treaty
relationship as to xct at the films stolen
iu this country and sent abroad.
I hate to "wish" tile enclosed on yon
but really will be grateful if you will
read it.
WitU kindest regards and best wishes,
I am,
Sincerelv yours.
WILL II. HAYS.
THIS COUNTY'S FAIR
Min or Goo. L. Baker declares ho is still for the 1925 ex
positioiii iu spile of Julius Meier's report that there is no
interest abroad in it. Well, George is a pretty good show him
self and evidently docs liot want to give up liis place in the
spotlight.
TURKS ISSUE DECREE
Wnshlnaton, Sept. 21. The Turks
have issued n formal firocTnmalion that
"all men in the Smyrna reirion between
the - -i of 18 and 4!i will be held pris
oners of war", the slate department was
advised by Admiral Mark llristol,
COAL BCl7rEPORT PASSED
W'nstiiutctnii, Sept. '.'1. The house
Wednesday pnssed the inference report
on the hill crenlliijr a federal fact finding
ntteticv to investigate tiie coal Induvtry
iu both bituminous and anthracite fields.
Among the other good purposes the Lnno County Fair
serves is tho guarantee it carries of at least one week of good
weather during the hop ami prune season. Only once, if
wo remem'ber rightly, has rain interferred serioiTsly with the
fair's program, during a continuous existence of ninny years.
The national debt of (he United States mow amounts to
$2;!,000,0I (),()(() anil the annual fixed charges against the
treasury because ot the debt, are if 1,:!00,(1()(),(M1U. That is some
debt but this country is after all a big one ami is nlroadv
reducing its obligations steadily.
Growing bank deposits and the biggest building boom in
the history of Kugene are all combining to make of it a verv
substantial city nxin which to build when railroad develop
ments in the near future make it the most important .junction
of transportation lines in the Northwest.
Looks like we nre going to have a regular Texas political
campaign' in Oregon this fall.
The interest rate in Kussia is now 12 per cent n month, or
(Ily ,1. .1. TAYLOll)
When the leaves nre tiirnin' yellow
And the frost is in the air:
When the hands have finished buskin',
nnd the fields are lookin bare,
Then there conies an itchy feelin'
Sort a-fioutin' iu the air
And you just enn't help nIongiu'
For to see ttiis county's fuir.
When the (train is in the primary.
And straw is on the stack,
When tile turkeys homeward travel.
And the ducks begin to quack
t)i. that grand and glorious feelin ...
When you throw aside all cure,
And you don your Sunday best
For to sec this county's fair.
When you've seen the fruit exhibit.
The fancy cakes ami bread;
Wheu you've seen the latest sewin'.
And the iiuilts, nil bright and red
Then comes h grand, glorious feelin'
Apples, peaches, primes anil pear,
Tutors, boons nnd yellow ptiniikius
At this county's fair.
And when' you honicwnrd ramble
And you think of the big show;
When you count the happy niooienfs;
Of the things you learned to know.
Tin n grand and glorious feelin' .
And you wtint to do your uire,
A boostin' nnd t rootin' .
For this county's fair.
Trial of Editor
No Test of Edict
Mitnphi. Tcnn.. Sept, 21. Trial of
O. V. SjuidtTH, editor of the 'Memphis
will not involve a test of rithiT the
hmicherty injunction isin il In Chicago
op tho It oh injunction isMiod (orally,
Kederal authorities have nnnoimreil.
.-Mining mii i ne
ground that lie put himself in contempt
of court by commeulini critically uii the
arrest of Jacob Cohen editor of a labor
paper. Cohen was held under tiie in
junction issued by Federal Judge, Koss,
pronumiiiR criticiRin ot strike hroukers.
Ho was 'convicted nnd fined. Sanders,
who reprinted the editorial which caused
Cohen's arrest, was arrested iuimeduiteiy
after Cohen's conviction.
TT. S. District Attorney Murray will
attempt, to show that Sanders' action in
reprint inj? the CoJien editorial and in
cnmmentiiiff editorially on Cohen's ar
rest was an attempt to bring the court
into disrepute.
LEAGUE WOULD INTERVENE
London, Sept, 121 Australia. Now Zen
land and Canadian delegates to the
league of nations onqfndil at Geneva
have telegraphed Lloyd George urging
him to accept the mediation of the league
iu the near east crisis, according to an
exchaugo telegraph dispatch received
here.
Merchant's Lunch, 35c
5 A. M. to 11:30 P. M.
i
Lunches Served During Fair Week Till Midnight
PASTRIES OF ALL KINDS
1; At Reasonahle Prices.
THE DUNN BAKERY
(Under New Management).
j . 36 E. Ninth Ave.
E
The First. National bnnk is introducing
into this community a new kind of checks
called "special certified checks", that
have two features that Um ordinary
checks have not, viz.. they are self-identifying
and are certified by the bank
that they are good.
They resemble the regular travelers
checks issued by the Hankers Trust
company of Now York and tJiu Ameri
can Hail way. Express company. They
are boiuid in book form with stubs like
the ordinary check book for recording
data of the checks cashed.
These hooks can be had in denoininn-
f -. T.-i mill JIM d
each hook has an assortmt'iit of (!,$!
ifl'l unci cneeK. ,
I'. K. StiodcniKK, president of tifMH.
popularity of these hooks by thef"-
anie comments inrmiiuiis uuu
men nave nircuuy amuc, wcj
qui iu in' iiriiiiiim. .
Anyone who is called upon to tut
checks can ea.sh these -witn a eem-u
., ...mi i... i...nnHn.l irhiin nft
Hint Uiey Will ui: jiuui'iiu
sented lit the bank for iiayment awl '
. . r .. ...1 l I nn IfuM fill
puny ior mn'in -. a n-l:
nave no tiiiiicuiiy m '"""'"v-.,,
blent it v ns the Hiorks are srlf-AW
hig. sa'v hank officials.
This form of check lin Jf
...;,l.li u-,.11 lint 'so far none hi"
in circulation on tins pari, m
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