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About Eugene daily guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1904-1924 | View Entire Issue (July 7, 1908)
t 1 sir 'CUTICURA' ! THK KI-BKXE IUII.Y fil Ann. Tl'KSDAY, JI I.V 7. Ill tma on Child K0ItL. Months- Ichingvieic"- rTnTHER PTIONS FAILED " T" t,,ihll .mil l "l. w. r(,,;.S,8(ot Krh ill over. AEf terrible. tS?Whr ..'if Sonl Branch, Mich., ICCURED Lr Remedies In hi Alter aw . tISunenng. Iit u not long before r body, limbi. face. day ana aunnp uj not9tatgoodnights lor wr . -"7 ttleast twenty dol- , cure out none mum ,hn PuMrurfl lKi,ndtheneitday (orieveniy-nve i..,.; I used them and 1 ...Li.- in thro. H. VII. Ld align of any skin Idiea to up for sain cured me and they loourawav. J. W. urapher, Holioway, rw as. 1000." ira are Kuatt.... ller the United States CblldrtD. 1 Aduiu coq. lot 60) in Purity the Blood. fniminBluDlmiit leur county? Oh, morsel, says the only measures 60 nt 180 miles long, aple crowded Into it only about a y man In Malheur. MARRY A PHONE GIRL AND GET GOOD WIF& A (;iil Who t'wi Ntiind tin; Abuse of tin Public I Will Train.-! for Anyone. "Young man," said the telejihone superintendent, "take my advice and marry a telephone girl if you hay siniplv got to marry someone." Why?' Well, there are all sorts of reasons. But, In the f)rst place, as well as secondly, thirdly and fourthly, she will have a good dispo sition. When you come home late for dinner or leave your pipe in the parlor cr commit some other deadly sin she may do a lot of thinking, hut she won't say much, and you wi:i have the laiitjh on all the otlnr hus bands of girls who are not properly trained. You see, a telephone girl learns first and foremost to Mother per sons do the talking. Jf she didn't the company would lose most of Its subscribers inside a month. She sits for hours at a time In front of a board covered with lights and switch es and plugs and administers con stantly to the wants of a lot of folks who are absolutely Itching for trou ble. "Did you ever hear a woman, for Instance, get busy at the phone? First she calls a number, usually In a voice that defies combination of elec tricity and wires to transmit. Some times she gives the right number. Not always. It proves to be busy. " 'Call me, Central,' says the lady at the phone. Then she goes away, sits down in a chair and fusses. In a minute she Is back at the . wire again. ' 'That number still busy?' she asks. "She doesn't say what number. Cen tral has been working both hands and everything inside of her head meantime, but the lady doesn't care. Central ought to have remembered the number.' " 'What number?' she snorts. 'What number? Why I Just told you t'.ie number not a minute ago.' As a matter of fact she has forgotten It herself. However, she : finds It agaJn and Is Informed that it is still busy. " 'Well, just hurry them up,' she say3. "Just like that. What do you sup pose would happen to Central If she hurried them up? How would the lady like to be hurried up? But Central says she will do her best. " 'Wretched service,' remarks the lady as she sits down. In a minute more she Is up again. " 'Cenrtal,' she fusses, 'can't you get me that number? I've been for the last half hour trying to get it. ,fo biihj talking; i0 the -.j,-! ' her that the ,.,, pay im X,'' ..." . 1 KHOW pt.,V,ty .; , S "" 'aS"" "" "'" wh cant hav,. thai number j,-s , . pure perversity. Wint's ,i Busy? Oh. that's perf,", ,' "I You told m,. that I), for. ,. Well you give me tl. maifi)..,- What (Vutrui Has to rYl.c Central dues nut answer h.r , ,, i, which .s,,lls half the ,,,, ,, .,,'. ' be she knows it she is von,,.,.,;,! with the manager, who is pm ti.,. to meet just such i omplaints n investigates and finds that the' num ber is still busy. He t. lis tin- li, iv as much. She believes the manager, but still blames Central for not Kjig ,.r u. number in the first pa,-e She is ?i"r.t th1,wJre was not bl,s' she firit called. "Well. ;,-ong mar. Central has to sit and t:ke that tor hours at a time a:id tay nothing but 'B'i:y, ni cal, you, and once in a while Kets a chance to swUh off on a few num bers. "It's hard tralnlr them. More girls fall to make centrals than there are that succeed. It simply isn't In the nature of the sex or anv other sex for that matter, to sit and take it from all sides and say nothing In return. But they learn, and when they have mastered it they never forget. "So, If you've got to marrv, pick out a telephone girl from prefer ence." Exchange. BUSINESSMAN0 OF PORTLAND PRAISES EUGENE Dr. T.Felix Couraud's ORIENTAL TOILET POWDER A pure, antisep. tic 1 oilot Powder for infants and ad.ilts. Exqui sitely perfumed. Renders an excel lent complexion and keeps the akin clear, soft and velvety. Relieves skinirritationand should be used freely after bath ing and shaving, giving a delight ful and refreshing effect. At deal ers or by mail, 25 cents Box. Pre pared by FERD. T. HOPKINS, N.Y. CITY, Proprietor of GOURAUD'S ORIENTAL CREAM TOft gAU AMD RECOMMENDED Br MRfrtSV&UPjtjJfM STANLEY'S. 612 Willamette St. - - '. Eugene (1. P. Henderson, manager of the L.-i'iiian-Anuri,!,,, Coffee Companv or lortland, writes to the manage ment i the Eugene Commercial Club 'S lollows: "At your lnvitajion I attended the" uslness men's exclusion to vour de lightful city. 1 was very m'ueh im IHYssed with the Improvements laat nave been made in recent years, and iin. the aggressive spirit Uisp.aveJ by your townsmen. "Aside from the pleasant visit to the Iniversity grounds, and the com inenceinent exercises of the Univer sity students, I had the pleasure of meeting a number of your best mer chants. "1 found everywhere the spirit of progress and good Intent; this, and the punctuality with which your pro gram for the day was, executed, and the tnouglufulness displayed bv vour citizens, particularly the ladles, even to the last moment ill the kind re membrances of a pleasant day, by the gentle reminders of your generous hospitality that was evidenced at ev ery seat and window of the cars on our way home, is a combination that cannot help but materially aid in the upbuilding of a larger, and richer fciiigene. "I thank you very much for the in vitation, and assure you the trip was In every way very enjoyable to me. "Wishing you continued success In your efforts to keep Eugene among the first cities of Oregon see better. They would never notice ilie difference In the height of the joists, and invarlablv tripped and went sprawling. Now, an ordinary iall wlu-n one is going fast is noiu too pleasant, but falling on the slian' idges of Hie joisls caused every one who went, down to g t up caret nil v and limp across the building. Of the lirst several falls little was thoimht by the onln;.!.e,s, but by and I. v. when ..very one who attempt! .1 :c, cross the I aiidinj went down, i; !,. came lamiy and aveiylndv .as watching Mr tie next to p e i: be would go down. (If course nobody knew the cause of so much apparent carelessness. The fun. however, stopped when the last fellow who fell w as unable to arise and had to be car ried away. It seemed at the time us if his jaw or cheek bone was broken. Sommer Kvrundoii Hales to Yiuiyina and XewiKiu and Detroit. On sale every day, round trip to Aaquina. $5.00; to Newport $3.50; to Detroit, 4.2:.. Tickets sold on Saturday and Sun day to Yaquina and Newport, limited to Monday following. $3.00. A. J. GILLETTE, Agent. PEOPLE LAUGHED AT OTHER'S MISHAPS It's queer how the mishaps of peo ple are often amusing to others. Sat urday a part of the people watch ing the pole-vaulting contest had two attractions for the time. On the new Mitchell & Garrett building, which is just across the alley from where the contest was held, the floor has not yet been laid, btjt the joists are there about a foot apart and are easy to walk on. But several joists next to the sidewalk are some five or six Inches lower than the rest, it not be ing noticeable, however. Before and during the vaulting exhibition men and boys would start across the Joists, hajf on the run, In hopes of getting to a place where they could XOTK'K TO 1K; OWXKItS. The license on dogs Is now duo and those who have dogs they do not want had better dispose or them or secure license, which Is now $2.50 for males and $5.00 for females. L. BONNEY, J? Dog tax collector. Hlckork Bark Cougn Remedy, made by the Hickory Brak Remedy Com pany, of Salem,,Or., guaranteed to be pure; guaranteed to cure your cough or money refunded. Guaranteed to make a friend of you. For sale by Hull's Red Cross Drug Store and first-class dealers everywhere. Kitchen safes for $4.25,untl July 4th. See north show window. Cham bers hardware Co. d Tho Kind You Have Always nought, ami wUle has uceu iu use for over l$0 years, litis borne tho .natnro oi' - anil lins beoii made un.li i' his por fjT sonal Hitpervisiou since its infancy. KWA 'gUcXU. Allow no one to deceive you in this. All Counterfeit, Imitations and " jHst-ns-irooil are but r.xperinionts that trifle with and C"-......for the health of Infants and Children Experiouco against Uxperliiient. Whst is CASTORIA CastoriA Is a, hnmiloss substitute for Castor Oil, Pare gorle, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It i lMoasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic Riibstauce. Its ago Is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Fevcrishncss. It cures Diarrho-a and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation aud Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The ChlldroMfs-Panacca The Mother Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS Bears the Signature of A sure cure, one you can depend upon. Hickory Bark Cough Remedy A sure, cure and its pure. s Use it for all lung trouble, cougs, colds, hoarseness and sore throat. For sale by Hull's Red Cross Drug Store and first-class dealers everywhere. Before purchasing an auto, see R. B. Wray, agent for the Bulck. See his machine on the street at time. The KM You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. any tf Perfection oil stoves are safe and do not smoke. Chambers Hardware Co. , d OASTOniA. I Beui tl pVto Kind You Have Always BdtlgHt 84 iru MM 101 THItOVGH STAGK TO KITSOX Sl'IUXCiS. Arrangements have lately heen made so that persons wanting to go to Kltson Springs can tako the mull stage at Eugene, Goshen or Spring field and connect with the stage at Lowell- for tho springs by way of Hazel Dell, on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. Sept 6 Every Woman lilnttrtitailftTMtahotild know AiHiutuie wormttrnu. MARVEL tthirlina Sorcv iTbe nw TiflBil tyring. p;c. tvmuna o union, n-ii fdc ii Moil ionvenfrtit. Hump SUBSCIUHK FOK THIS GCAKD fth yoir tnitUt for Ut t tifi rfitmol iiiphIt th M A HVKIi. i-reiit no lhc r. tint Be ml ttiinu tnr IHintrmtPil bmik It grt full DftrttculKri nd tlirctinni In. YaliiRblntoin.llrt. 11 A II V K li CO., 1 4 k, aa if.r., nkw loiik, i. . - ..! iTun o., u SC4llti. Wonflwrtni. 41)Mrko f C.. Port.likiMI. Ell El .air Street Addition MiiiiMiiiiiiiM am MiiTrritiTn"nTrrfmi HMfniTiTfiniiiiTiiiiMiTK twhi n The streets have just been nicely graded and the sale of lots is brisk. Many people are buying the very choicest residence lots at lower prices than will ever again be offered in Eugene. People are waking up to the unusual advantages of BLAIR STREET ADDITION. IT IS THE TALK OF THE TOWN '.1 i A til O 1C Do you realize what an investment in this additiou will do for you? How can it avoid ad vancing in value with these lots lying right against the built up district, and where the city is certain to get its greatest growth? Let one of the agents named below take you out there. You don't need to buy if you don't want to, but we think you will want to after you see these fine lots and know about the easy terms you make your own terms you inay have. Better not wait; the other fellow is getting busy and it's time you acted, before all are sold. There are only twenty lots aud two acre tracts i.ekt. McMTJRPHEY k HUGH GARRETT REAL ESTATE CO. OREGON HOME LAND CO. OREGON LAND CO. HOWE & BUOY PACIFIC LAND CO. o -A o
