Eugene daily guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1904-1924, July 07, 1908, Image 7

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'CUTICURA' !
THK KI-BKXE IUII.Y fil Ann. Tl'KSDAY, JI I.V 7. Ill
tma on Child
K0ItL. Months-
Ichingvieic"-
rTnTHER
PTIONS FAILED
" T" t,,ihll
.mil l "l. w.
r(,,;.S,8(ot
Krh ill over.
AEf terrible.
tS?Whr ..'if
Sonl Branch, Mich.,
ICCURED
Lr Remedies In
hi Alter aw .
tISunenng.
Iit u not long before
r body, limbi. face.
day ana aunnp uj
not9tatgoodnights
lor wr . -"7
ttleast twenty dol-
, cure out none mum
,hn PuMrurfl
lKi,ndtheneitday
(orieveniy-nve i..,.;
I used them and 1
...Li.- in thro. H. VII.
Ld align of any skin
Idiea to up for sain
cured me and they
loourawav. J. W.
urapher, Holioway,
rw as. 1000."
ira are Kuatt....
ller the United States
CblldrtD. 1 Aduiu coq.
lot 60) in Purity the Blood.
fniminBluDlmiit
leur county? Oh,
morsel, says the
only measures 60
nt 180 miles long,
aple crowded Into
it only about a
y man In Malheur.
MARRY A PHONE GIRL
AND GET GOOD WIF&
A (;iil Who t'wi Ntiind tin; Abuse of
tin Public I Will Train.-!
for Anyone.
"Young man," said the telejihone
superintendent, "take my advice and
marry a telephone girl if you hay
siniplv got to marry someone."
Why?' Well, there are all sorts
of reasons. But, In the f)rst place,
as well as secondly, thirdly and
fourthly, she will have a good dispo
sition. When you come home late
for dinner or leave your pipe in the
parlor cr commit some other deadly
sin she may do a lot of thinking, hut
she won't say much, and you wi:i
have the laiitjh on all the otlnr hus
bands of girls who are not properly
trained.
You see, a telephone girl learns
first and foremost to Mother per
sons do the talking. Jf she didn't
the company would lose most of Its
subscribers inside a month. She sits
for hours at a time In front of a
board covered with lights and switch
es and plugs and administers con
stantly to the wants of a lot of folks
who are absolutely Itching for trou
ble. "Did you ever hear a woman, for
Instance, get busy at the phone?
First she calls a number, usually In a
voice that defies combination of elec
tricity and wires to transmit. Some
times she gives the right number.
Not always. It proves to be busy.
" 'Call me, Central,' says the lady
at the phone. Then she goes away,
sits down in a chair and fusses. In
a minute she Is back at the . wire
again.
' 'That number still busy?' she
asks.
"She doesn't say what number. Cen
tral has been working both hands
and everything inside of her head
meantime, but the lady doesn't care.
Central ought to have remembered
the number.'
" 'What number?' she snorts.
'What number? Why I Just told you
t'.ie number not a minute ago.' As
a matter of fact she has forgotten
It herself. However, she : finds It
agaJn and Is Informed that it is
still busy.
" 'Well, just hurry them up,'
she say3.
"Just like that. What do you sup
pose would happen to Central If she
hurried them up? How would the
lady like to be hurried up? But
Central says she will do her best.
" 'Wretched service,' remarks the
lady as she sits down. In a minute
more she Is up again.
" 'Cenrtal,' she fusses, 'can't you
get me that number? I've been for
the last half hour trying to get it.
,fo biihj talking; i0 the -.j,-! '
her that the ,.,, pay im X,''
..." . 1 KHOW pt.,V,ty .; ,
S "" 'aS"" "" "'" wh
cant hav,. thai number j,-s , .
pure perversity. Wint's ,i
Busy? Oh. that's perf,", ,' "I
You told m,. that I), for. ,.
Well you give me tl. maifi)..,-
What (Vutrui Has to rYl.c
Central dues nut answer h.r , ,, i,
which .s,,lls half the ,,,, ,, .,,'. '
be she knows it she is von,,.,.,;,!
with the manager, who is pm ti.,.
to meet just such i omplaints n
investigates and finds that the' num
ber is still busy. He t. lis tin- li, iv
as much.
She believes the manager, but still
blames Central for not Kjig ,.r u.
number in the first pa,-e She is
?i"r.t th1,wJre was not bl,s' she
firit called.
"Well. ;,-ong mar. Central has to
sit and t:ke that tor hours at a time
a:id tay nothing but 'B'i:y, ni cal,
you, and once in a while Kets a
chance to swUh off on a few num
bers. "It's hard tralnlr them. More
girls fall to make centrals than there
are that succeed. It simply isn't In
the nature of the sex or anv other
sex for that matter, to sit and take
it from all sides and say nothing In
return. But they learn, and when
they have mastered it they never
forget.
"So, If you've got to marrv, pick
out a telephone girl from prefer
ence." Exchange.
BUSINESSMAN0
OF PORTLAND
PRAISES EUGENE
Dr. T.Felix Couraud's
ORIENTAL
TOILET POWDER
A pure, antisep.
tic 1 oilot Powder
for infants and
ad.ilts. Exqui
sitely perfumed.
Renders an excel
lent complexion
and keeps the akin
clear, soft and
velvety. Relieves
skinirritationand
should be used
freely after bath
ing and shaving,
giving a delight
ful and refreshing
effect. At deal
ers or by mail, 25
cents Box. Pre
pared by
FERD. T. HOPKINS, N.Y. CITY,
Proprietor of GOURAUD'S ORIENTAL CREAM
TOft gAU AMD RECOMMENDED Br
MRfrtSV&UPjtjJfM
STANLEY'S.
612 Willamette St. - - '.
Eugene
(1. P. Henderson, manager of the
L.-i'iiian-Anuri,!,,, Coffee Companv
or lortland, writes to the manage
ment i the Eugene Commercial Club
'S lollows:
"At your lnvitajion I attended the"
uslness men's exclusion to vour de
lightful city. 1 was very m'ueh im
IHYssed with the Improvements laat
nave been made in recent years, and
iin. the aggressive spirit Uisp.aveJ
by your townsmen.
"Aside from the pleasant visit to
the Iniversity grounds, and the com
inenceinent exercises of the Univer
sity students, I had the pleasure of
meeting a number of your best mer
chants. "1 found everywhere the spirit of
progress and good Intent; this, and
the punctuality with which your pro
gram for the day was, executed, and
the tnouglufulness displayed bv vour
citizens, particularly the ladles, even
to the last moment ill the kind re
membrances of a pleasant day, by the
gentle reminders of your generous
hospitality that was evidenced at ev
ery seat and window of the cars on
our way home, is a combination that
cannot help but materially aid in the
upbuilding of a larger, and richer
fciiigene.
"I thank you very much for the in
vitation, and assure you the trip was
In every way very enjoyable to me.
"Wishing you continued success In
your efforts to keep Eugene among
the first cities of Oregon
see better. They would never notice
ilie difference In the height of the
joists, and invarlablv tripped and
went sprawling. Now, an ordinary
iall wlu-n one is going fast is noiu
too pleasant, but falling on the slian'
idges of Hie joisls caused every one
who went, down to g t up caret nil v
and limp across the building. Of the
lirst several falls little was thoimht
by the onln;.!.e,s, but by and I. v.
when ..very one who attempt! .1 :c,
cross the I aiidinj went down, i; !,.
came lamiy and aveiylndv .as
watching Mr tie next to p e i: be
would go down. (If course nobody
knew the cause of so much apparent
carelessness. The fun. however,
stopped when the last fellow who fell
w as unable to arise and had to be car
ried away. It seemed at the time us
if his jaw or cheek bone was broken.
Sommer Kvrundoii Hales to Yiuiyina
and XewiKiu and Detroit.
On sale every day, round trip to
Aaquina. $5.00; to Newport $3.50;
to Detroit, 4.2:..
Tickets sold on Saturday and Sun
day to Yaquina and Newport, limited
to Monday following. $3.00.
A. J. GILLETTE, Agent.
PEOPLE LAUGHED AT
OTHER'S MISHAPS
It's queer how the mishaps of peo
ple are often amusing to others. Sat
urday a part of the people watch
ing the pole-vaulting contest had two
attractions for the time. On the new
Mitchell & Garrett building, which is
just across the alley from where the
contest was held, the floor has not
yet been laid, btjt the joists are there
about a foot apart and are easy to
walk on. But several joists next to
the sidewalk are some five or six
Inches lower than the rest, it not be
ing noticeable, however. Before and
during the vaulting exhibition men
and boys would start across the
Joists, hajf on the run, In hopes of
getting to a place where they could
XOTK'K TO 1K; OWXKItS.
The license on dogs Is now duo and
those who have dogs they do not
want had better dispose or them or
secure license, which Is now $2.50
for males and $5.00 for females.
L. BONNEY,
J? Dog tax collector.
Hlckork Bark Cougn Remedy, made
by the Hickory Brak Remedy Com
pany, of Salem,,Or., guaranteed to be
pure; guaranteed to cure your cough
or money refunded. Guaranteed to
make a friend of you. For sale by
Hull's Red Cross Drug Store and
first-class dealers everywhere.
Kitchen safes for $4.25,untl July
4th. See north show window. Cham
bers hardware Co. d
Tho Kind You Have Always nought, ami wUle has uceu
iu use for over l$0 years, litis borne tho .natnro oi'
- anil lins beoii made un.li i' his por
fjT sonal Hitpervisiou since its infancy.
KWA 'gUcXU. Allow no one to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeit, Imitations and " jHst-ns-irooil are but
r.xperinionts that trifle with and C"-......for the health of
Infants and Children Experiouco against Uxperliiient.
Whst is CASTORIA
CastoriA Is a, hnmiloss substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
gorle, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It i lMoasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
Riibstauce. Its ago Is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Fevcrishncss. It cures Diarrho-a and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
aud Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho
Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The ChlldroMfs-Panacca The Mother Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
Bears the Signature of
A sure cure, one you can depend
upon. Hickory Bark Cough Remedy
A sure, cure and its pure. s Use it
for all lung trouble, cougs, colds,
hoarseness and sore throat. For sale
by Hull's Red Cross Drug Store and
first-class dealers everywhere.
Before purchasing an auto, see R.
B. Wray, agent for the Bulck. See
his machine on the street at
time.
The KM You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
any
tf
Perfection oil stoves are safe and
do not smoke. Chambers Hardware
Co. , d
OASTOniA. I
Beui tl pVto Kind You Have Always BdtlgHt
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THItOVGH STAGK TO
KITSOX Sl'IUXCiS.
Arrangements have lately heen
made so that persons wanting to go
to Kltson Springs can tako the mull
stage at Eugene, Goshen or Spring
field and connect with the stage at
Lowell- for tho springs by way of
Hazel Dell, on Tuesdays, Thursdays,
and Saturdays. Sept 6
Every Woman
lilnttrtitailftTMtahotild know
AiHiutuie wormttrnu.
MARVEL tthirlina Sorcv
iTbe nw TiflBil tyring. p;c.
tvmuna o union, n-ii fdc
ii Moil ionvenfrtit.
Hump
SUBSCIUHK FOK THIS GCAKD
fth yoir tnitUt for Ut
t tifi rfitmol iiiphIt th
M A HVKIi. i-reiit no
lhc r. tint Be ml ttiinu tnr
IHintrmtPil bmik It grt
full DftrttculKri nd tlirctinni In.
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Wonflwrtni. 41)Mrko f C.. Port.likiMI.
Ell
El
.air Street Addition
MiiiiMiiiiiiiM am MiiTrritiTn"nTrrfmi HMfniTiTfiniiiiTiiiiMiTK twhi
n
The streets have just been nicely graded and the sale of lots is
brisk. Many people are buying the very choicest residence lots
at lower prices than will ever again be offered in Eugene.
People are waking up to the unusual advantages of BLAIR
STREET ADDITION.
IT IS THE TALK OF THE TOWN
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Do you realize what an investment in this additiou will do for you? How can it avoid ad
vancing in value with these lots lying right against the built up district, and where the
city is certain to get its greatest growth? Let one of the agents named below take you
out there. You don't need to buy if you don't want to, but we think you will want to after
you see these fine lots and know about the easy terms you make your own terms you
inay have. Better not wait; the other fellow is getting busy and it's time you acted, before
all are sold. There are only twenty lots aud two acre tracts i.ekt.
McMTJRPHEY k HUGH
GARRETT REAL ESTATE CO.
OREGON HOME LAND CO.
OREGON LAND CO.
HOWE & BUOY
PACIFIC LAND CO.
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