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About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 21, 1901)
o o o ° "1----------- Eugene Guard A TRIST ARTICLE AMD PRICE e have a convincing proof of prosperity—at least as it affects us »nJ the other fellow, the trust A NATIONAL SORROW. In June 189», a little over a year ago, the G uard bought news paper President McKinley ie dead! A for $2.85 per hundred pounds. nation is in Borrow and mourning About that time the paper manu- for the distinguished citizen who ¡acturers got together in a trust and was bo basely and cruelly ehot to ! began to gradually advance the price. Paper bought the other day death. cost $4.00 per hundred pounds. William McKinley was a typical Figure out the percentage of in American. He answered to the crease—$1.15. It is nearly half cillof his country when but seven the June, 1900, price, to be exact teen, taking the lowest rank in the forty per cent. Thai is what a service, a private. He served with trust has done to the newspapers credit during the four long years ot vVe do not charge a cent more for suoecription or advertising rates the rebellion, and was mustered now than then, yet our paper out at twenty-one a captain. costs us forty per cent more. We His fellow citizens had confidence do not love trusts, in fact believe in the young soldier. He was ad we are being robbed by one of them. The material, balm trees, from vanced from honorable positions to which this paper is manufactured those of greater distinction till he grows along the Willamette river. reached the place the highest in It costs no more today than it did the political ambition of an Ameri in June, 1900. We have not heard can citizen. And he filled the of any increase of wages to the Ore most honorable station with such gon City paper mill employes. careful rectitude that even political Ths Portland dealers were just as opponents, carefully scanning his anxious to sell us paper June, 1900, ae they are today. They were not acts for faults, could find no ground losing money on the goods. We upon which to base personal de are anxious to know who gets that I traction. forty per cent advance that we are It was a pathetic death scene. paying. We like prosperity but do History does not record a more not want the other fellow to get it all. noble and tender closing of a life, There baa been some burins for With eyes dimming and heart stilling, William McKinley’s last oil in Oregon and lots of talk, but no oil yet except Standard Oil. words touch the most tender chords The lynching fever has etruck ot human sympathy: “Good-bye all, good-bye! It is God’s way. the down-south negro at last. They lynched three offenders of His will is done!” He is dead! A nation mourns! their own race in Kentucky yester day. Murder was the provocation. SATURDAY.......... .’.SEPTEMBER'21 THE PRESIDENTIAL SUCCES SION. Au I neustb Hude of Itartal. Contrail of £««,. Of all the modes of burial ever prao al i] *f b«- uan l . ;Ug» the method uf the yuecn» laud n tuods Is '■enalnly the m^t iw vvuth After drying the corpse In the sun an ! ku,. king out !te teeth for ke..q»ake» they deposit It ou a frame work of rough |>ole» and bury it under a few armsful uf rushes aud old kan garoo skuw. leaving th* bush wolves to sing Its requlam. No member of tho d«ail man a tribe will settle within a mile of his graro for fear of being hautjted by the •F' oks making th* buiia! place their m..'.night remlezroes. The metaphys- !■ al opinions of the Australian aborig- 1ms prove lnd«»e<! that savages cau be afflicted with an abundance of super naturalism without betraying a trQ'e of anything deserving ,u* name of re ligious sentiment. They believe In evil spirits whistling lu the blasts of the s arm wind and try to exorcise 'hem by spitting tn the di rection of the «ky, but for the concep tions of the deity, of future existence, of repentance, ateaemeut and «?on- selenoce their language has not even a deflnit«» won.!. From somewhere in the land of their forefathers eastern Asia, perhaps they have Imported a notion faiutly resembling the Buddhist doc trim» of metempsychosis and belk’ve that animals may be reborn as men and men a- human beings of a superior rank. Front the remotest ages tho egg has Ixeu tea l.i 1 upon as t:.e symbol of cre ation. or new birth. According to the Bersians. the world was hatched from an egg at that season of the year w hleh eorre»[»ond* to the vernal equinox. Hence the I'arsees still exchange gifts of colored eggs nt the new year festi val. which they celebrate at this .late Among the Jews the egg entered luto all the mysterious ceremonies called apocalyptic and occupied a prominent position on the household table during the paschal season Christianity ln- vested the paschal egg with a new afg- nlflcance— uaniely. that of the resur- reetlon of Christ, and It was colored red In allusion to tits blood she<l for sinners on the cross. A curious custom tn tnedlieval church es. for priests and choristers to Join In a game of ball at Eastertide, took its rise from the Easter egg, which was thrown front one to the other of the choristers In the uave of the church while an anthem was being sung. As a missed egg meant a smashed egg, the more durable handball was substituted. But tlie smashing of eggs continued as a form of outdoor sport Survivals arc to l>«> found among all Teutonic and Anglo Saxon ¡«».pie A popular game In England and Germany con sists In hitting one egg against anoth er, the egg that survives uncracked winning for Its owner the weaker an tagonist. uutll an entire basket of eggs may have changed ownership. Anoth er game Is to trundle eggs down a hill or slope, those which reach the bottom uncracked being similarly victorious over the others. Bnrr's Sett Co*trol. Aaron Burr was by nature and train ing a man of extraordinary self con trol. He allowed no circumstances to throw hlui off bls la1 lance. An auec- dote toll! by Rufus Choate to the late Richard IL Dana, recorded in Mr. Dana's "Diary,” illustrates the callous- n« ss which aided Burr so greatly tn controlling himself. Several years after the d«»ath of Hamilton, killed by Burr In a duel, Burr visited Boston, and Mr. Devereux of Salem paid him some at- tentions. The visitor was taken to the Boston atheneum, where, whllo the two men were walking through the gnl lery of sculpture, Mr. De.ereux hap pened to catch sight of a bust of Ham ilton. The thought flashed across his mind that Burr might not care to be con front'd w ith the sight of tho features of the man he bud slain. But no. Burr was undisturbed. He also espied the bust. and. although Mr. Devereux had instinctively turne«l away, be walked up to It and said In a loud tone: "Ah! Here is Hamilton!” Then, passing his Angers along certain lines of the face, Ought we to eat canned vegeta be added, "There was the poetry!” bles, that ie the commercial article? Hamilton's contemporaries gave him credit for possessing a poetic mind. The St Louie Post-Dispatch eaye Theodore Roosevelt ie president “sixty per cent of canned vegetables through succession from the office have been found to contain food ot vice-president. He takes office preservatives, and ot'th;Meen popu at a time when there is little politi lar brands of extract ot lemon not cal animosity. Will he be able to one contained any oil of lemon, and hold his own party and enjoy the most cf them were colored with respect of his political opponents?1 aniline dyes.” If he does he will have succeeded Thomae Malone, a Portland where the four vice-presidents who ward-heeler and a deputy sheriff, receded him signally failed. John Tyler was the first. He opened hie mouth once too often. was elected on the ticket with Gen He eaid that President McKinley eral William Henry Harrison as a “ought to have been ehot long Whig. Succeeding to the presi ago,” on hearing of the aeeaeeina- dency he practically forsook the tion- Ae soon ae thie came to the party to which he owed his elec eare of Chief Deputy Theileen, he tion, and pursued a policy in con suspended Malone and took away formity with his political op hie etar. Flattery From the Mlrrwr. Dois your mirror do you justice? You may tldnk not. Or perhaps you would like It to flatter you just a little. If ho , you can arrange It so th* glass will reflect In a more complimentary manner than usual. If you do, you on ly have to know tho milliner's oldest secret, and the thing Is done. Did you ever notice the softest drap ery ut pure whit* hung about a mirror? That Is the trick. After your mirror of faultless glans Is thoroughly i>ollahed frame it In pure white gause. with the material gathered lu the center at the top and falling wavellke on either side. Then notice the effect. Tho true tints of the complexion will be there a little emphasized. The expression of tho countenance, the light of the eye, the color of the hair, w ill be accurately re flected, all softeued and made more harmonious than your mirror allowed them before the gauze was used. You may believe that that subtlo bit of Postmaster Van Colt of the New white materially makes tho glass toll York poetoffice, is receiving the con nearer the truth than It did without it. ponents, the Democratic party. Then came Millard Fillmore He, also, was elected ae a Whig, but gratulations ot bis friends on the gave aseent to the “Fugitive Slav«- new mail carts which he designed. Law.” That sealed his doom with A half dozen of the little vehicles his party, and in the succeeding have been put in commission much national Whig convention he wa« the presidential to the improvement of the mail defeated for service. The cart is a unique affair. nomination. The collector, instead of sitting Coming down to a period of our alongside the driver in front, oc political history that ie well within cupies a small seat at the rear on the recollection of men of middle I the lefthand side. From this he can age, Andrew Johnson succeeded to easily step to the street, where he the high office—as at present collects the mail and bops on again, through the pistol shot of the as signalling to the driver by means sassin. He failed to break the of a speaking tube. It is said that vice-preeidential record, pursued a in an ordinary town of 25 boxes policy at variance with his party there will be a saving of a minute and narrowly escaped impeach a box by the use of these carts. ment, only one vote standing be tween him and the great degreda- A NARROW ESC a PE. tion. His old party—the Repub lican—had complete control of both io branches of congress and they en Dirt Caved in on John Benson a Sewer Ditch. acted laws that made him a mere figure—head for the remainder of p*j;y Gasrd. Sept 1« the term. John Benson, age«! about fK> years, General Arthur was the last, who reside* on West Eighth stre*l, bad owing his elevation, ae in the a narrow rnoap* from «ieath this after present instance, to the hand of an noon. About 3:15 o’olock, while at work In aesassio, Guiteau having ebot the sewer dlt*b. being dug from J H President Garfield to death Ar McClung’* n*w brick to th* main thur broke the record by keeping -ewer In lb* *»«y. »“• dlrt c,v*1 11 otJ the lines of his policy in conformity him. covering him completely up ex with the party that elected him, cept • portion of his h«-»d. allowing but could not be nominated for the him to breathe. Hi. fellow work men dug him out »» quickly »* P<«- presidenoy a* the next nation»] sibl* and, aside from a fsw bruise» and ,raa I cut» on hla bead from th* hard convention. We are up to the present. 1 ben- place* of earth, found him uninjured. dor* Riofi'-velt is the third vice- He quit *°rk ami »ent 1" bl* h<»me and will t* able to work again by Mon president t«» profit by the ehot nt a pistol io the hand ot an aesassio. day- A couple of years ago a man bv .K. th* What will be his political fate? name of New wa* killed In tbl. city by Has he the force snd discretion to the caving n < f a *wer ditch, ami escape the fateful spell that bas at ’„Wt.OMIW tached to the vice-presidential suc dent thought It wm going to IN a rep*' I tition of the one two »ears ago- cession? Time, alone, will tell. O o o Thunahts «u Marrlnae. A little girl In Ireland wus asked what w as the sacrament of matrimony. She said, “It’s a state of torment luto which souls enter to prepare them for another and a better world.” "That,” said the curate, "Is purgatory. I’ut her down to the bottom of the class." "Leave her alone,” said the parish priest. "For anything you or I know to the contrary, she may bo perfectly right.” "Courting." said an Irishman, "is like dying. Sure, a man must do It for him self.” E. J. Hardy’s "Concernlug Mar riage.” V aricose Velas, An exchange gives the following cure for varicose veins, contributed by a person who was cured by It In less than three Weeks: I'evl a potato; grate It fine; ¡dace It on a white cloth long enough to well cover the ulcer. Warm It a little and apply In the morning Renew at noon; also at night liefore retiring. I.et it remain all night l’ut on three new poultices next day just the same and continue to do so until the ulcer is entirely healed. Wash the ulcer every time the poultice Is re newed. Js.snlle Dlseoursaessesr. Elsie Manin. i a funny old man In this Pickwick book that's al ways telling his son to beware of the widows. Why Is that? Mamma—Well, a widow la supposed to be skillful In catching a husband Elai*—Gracious! 1 wonder 1f I'll Lave to be a widow before I can get married. -Philadelphia Press. ('•Hector* VedeL Weary Waddleton—Da world own us fellers a livln. Willie Wontwork Trat's Bglit. but Its orful slow pay. Wot «Air perfeshun 0K-1» Is a collection agency .—Ohio State Journal. Tl first royal speech transmitted by ,¡ . va» «that deliren»«! by ti e Victoria when »be opeued ■nt on Nov. 15. IN37. The »p»-ed mum-«Ion w»» U Wrjfd» • mils- o I K*rrdeJ lluuiur of the Kovktra. T*e rata Mora«»«. High up «»tl the I.ar.irile range there The fata morgaau is a singular aerial Is i lilt!*» ».tat 1« «i cal! n I lieuotiK non akin to th«» mirage It Is mere watering plate ■«> > < ii In many pasta of th«» world, but L'ulou 1‘iuitlc railway, most frequently and In great«»« per- a gigantic pyramid of fiatlon at th«» «trait of M«»**lnaI be high an.l «'.«I fi»et square at th«» base, t«<en Slvfly and Italy. Ro many eon which wa» act up by tin» railway as u dltloiiH must «ailticlde. however, that tnonut ent to Oakes Atu«»» am! Oliver even there It Is of comparatively rare Arne*. occurr, tic«» To allow of It* produ«»tlon In the latter eighties there arrlv«»«l at th«' sun must be at an angl«> of 45 de Sherman a shabby person of melan grees with th«» water, both »ky aud wa choly aa[>«H»t. who p»at up a "shack" lini-t !'«• « alm. an«l th«» tidal current *uf- w estoni for shanty— not far from th«» flclentl) strong to eaus«» th* water In monument. Ostensibly, he was pros- the center to rlw higher than on th* [Hvtitig, am! h«» «-otittnu«»»! to prospect edge* <>f the strait. When the** rondl- for Hire«» year* without aceompllahliig tlons aie fully met. th«» observer on the any results, so far as could be ob- heights of «'alabrla. looklug toward •erred. At th«» end of that period the Misslna. will Ishold a sertee of rapidly management of the Vtilon Pacific re- changing |>i«»tur«»e, sometimes of most «»elved from him a conimunlciitlon de- exquisite Ix auty. niandlng th«» Immediate removal of the CMtlee. colonnade*. »uc«'<»««lon* ol monument from th«» premise*. which leautlful arches, palaces, cities, with h«> clalnuHl as his under the homestead Ions«« and streets am! churoh domes, law. mountains, forests, grottoes, will ap- Th«» matter was regarded in a liu- |H»ar am! vanish, to la» *uecee«!e<l per morous light at flrat, but subsequent haps by fle«»t* of ships, sometimes proceeding* «levelo[»ed the fact that I>la«*liily sailing over the deep, some the »«(uatter had w hat lawyers call a time* Inverted, while a linlo like a “case.” rainbow surrounds every Image. It la Th«» stranger. It seems, had locate«! sii |>[ h » s « s ! that th«» Image* are «III«» to on n section of land which <ll<! not lie- th«» Irregular refractive power* of the long to tli«» I'nlon Paclllc th«» same different ................ layer« ... . sea. of ......................... air h I hiv «» the section on which the monument had. ¡which magnify, repeat and distort the by an Imidverteiie«», t»eeu plac«»«!. He obJtH ls on the Rlclllan shore beyond, knew very w«»ll what he was about, but to the Italians tli«»««» singular ap- aml the U[>sliot of the affair wa» that pearauce» are th«» cistle* of the Prln- the railway had to pay $5,000 for the cess Morgana, and the view of them 1» squatter’s tract In order to make Its supposed to bring good fortune to tho tltl«» glXHl. beholder. Th* monument, by th«» way. Is dis Nkrlrton In the ('Inset. tant ouly about 100 yards from the Th«» original of the singular saying. station, nml It la a favorite trick of ex- perlene«»«! persons to Induce green "A skeleton in the closet." which Is Tat«* of m Frugal Hlahop. travelers to attempt a run to the pyra found In almost every languag«» in Eu “There used to be lu a city In which mid and buck during the two minutes rope, Is found In one of those curious I lived," said a Cleveland man. "a cer of the train's wait. In nine cases out collections of stories which the monks tain bishop who, while possessed of tho of ten they fall on tho way back, of th«» middle ages were fond of milk highest principle* and whose alms and ble«»<llng at th«» nose, the air tielng »o ing both for their own amusement and ambition» In life were of the highest raretksl at that elevation of 8,300 feet for th«» Instruction of youth. In one of character, at the same time united with ub to forbid such exercise. - Saturday these collections, compiled by an un known hainl about the middle of the these a penuriousness In money mat Evening Post. tenth century, there Is a story of a ters that caused Innumerable stories wealthy lady who. Iiavlug a secret Illustrative of this falling to bo tacked Maklna It Rather I’rrsoBal. This Is credited us one of General grief, confided It to a friend who was upon him. line of these related to a certain church conference which the Lew Wallace's Turkish Jokes There apparently a perfectly happy woman, bishop and other dignitaries of the lived In Stamboul. Turkey, a well to do Rhe was the wife of a nobleman w ho Turk named Ismad Ismail llassam. lived In his castle In the south of church at one time attended. "At one of the meetings the bishop He wus endowed with orleiitnl wit tliut France. Rhe aud her hUHbaml were In endeavoring to open a letter neatly stood him well In hand when he wit* In outwardly ou the m< st loving terms. with his penknife was ao uufortunate a tight place. A neighbor culled on Is Not a care cloud seemed to cast a as to allow the bitter to slip and to mail one day and wanted to borrow bls shadow on her path. After hi arlng the story of her nffllct- cut a Huger severely, The Injured donkey to use an hour. Ismail made a e«l friend th«» nob!«» holy took her by memtier bled profusely, and a hasty low' salaam and said: "Neighbor. I am sorry, but my boy the hand and led her to n secret cham search for court plaster ensued. There being none forthcoming, a clergyman started on the donkey un hour ago to ber adjoining her bedroom, there open- standing by flshed out Ida cardcase Scutari. By now lie Is gayly trotting e«l tin* door * f :t • loset and ex|io*ed a and, extracting from It a 5 cent stamp, over the hills far from the sacred pre skeleton. "Know, my friend,” ah«» said, "no one Is I ippv Every day I the smallest priced stamp lie had, of cincts of Stamboul.” Just ns iHtnall finished hl* speech a am forced by my husband to kiss this fered It to the bishop to use as a sub stitute for the much needed court plas I donkey’s loud bray was heard 111 the grinning death ln»n<l. which Is that of a stable, which wa* under the same roof gentlem. tl who was my husband's ri ter. "The bishop accepted It gratefully as Ismail's house, but In the rear. The val and whom I i.oi.lil have marrlcil hud not my p.i. .it:« i. Lied otherwise.” and In his turn took out his own card uelghlair mil«!: ------- — - » "Ah, I hear your dollkey bray.” case. lu it lie placed the 5 cent stamp A *lo pie. n «ahtnl Maid. Isiuall protested that Ills neighbor's and then, producing a 1 cent specimen "I mu ghi.I . uir uauie Is Mary,” said of Ids own, he pasted It over the still eats were deceived and that the noise bleeding wound.”—New York Tribune. was not a donkey’s bray. Then the Mr, Khiw «'«.a« ii to bls Hweetbeart, donkey, which was supposed to be Jog whom lie bad been courting for several ging along toward Scutari, brayed yea rs. Mulcttn« Wagner. "Why so?” Wagner when a youiift man wrote a twice loudly. It wns too much, and "Becau»»» I ■ as reading today and sonata which lin«l a fair success, but lu the neighbor cried; "Oh, that la your donkey, Ismail. Al came aeis n i.n«- u Ui< h mu lil, 'Mary Is after llfu he made every effort to sup press It. Going to the publisher, lie lah help me. 1 can now tiorrow him.” the awe«»t»'st name that woman ever boFOs* ** Then Ismail said: Huld. “Have you tiny copies of that mis "Thnt is poetically exprcHsed. I've erable thing still unsold?” “Ye*,” wus I "Which do you believe Is lying, tho heard my father snv It to my mother, the reply; “I have quite a number of <1 mkey or me!*' The neighbor had to give Ismail the who*«» name Is Mai It Is from some them In Btock.” "Semi them to me at poet. Isn’t It?" once, with a bill,” hh 1<I the composer. t>netlt of the doubt und went away. ”1 Is'llrv«» so.” A thousand copies were soon after "Bui I luue also heard my fnther say Why Spider* Are Not Insects. ward delivered at his door. The bill Tho spider Is not an Insect, though that there .as ev« n a sweeter name was a big one, but It was [»aid, some what grudgingly, ami Waguer thought probably nine people out of ten would than Mary." ”1 think I,.» must have been mistak be hail done with the thing. What < ItisH It under this term. With scor was ids surprise, then, at receiving two pion* and mites spiders form n class In en.” »aid the Ion r us he tenderly pre»»- or three months later on another con the aulimil kingdom known ns Arach- e«l his sweetheart'* band. "No; I do not think he was nil*- tildn. This name Is derived from a signment, this time of 500 cop!«»*. "I thought you lia<! only a I lion »nml mythical personage called Arncbne. j taken." of these things,” lie protested. "That the daughter of u purple dyer of Lydia. 1 "Wliat was the other name?" was all I had In stock," explained the who was fabled to linve challenged' A beautiful blush Huffustd the charm- dealer, "but these have I h »«» u returned Minerva to a trial of skill lu spinning. | lug maiden'* cheek, the silken lash«»» by my agents, to whom I wrote that So Indignant was the goddess nt this fell nml veiled llie lovely eyes, and In a you wished to have the sonata sup- act <>f boldncHs that she forthwith tone as «oft as the whisperings of an pressed." Wagner winced, but tlier* transformed the hapless challenger .Eollan harp she murmured: "Wife.” was nothing for It but to pay the bill. luto a sphler. presumably tn order thnt The cards are out London Answer». Ami thereafter whenever business was she might haie the best | h » hh II>I o op dull with thia crafty publisher a few portunity of practicing the art on I Hrl.lmot Mosers. hundred copies of the sonata would l»o which »lie prided herself so much. Hplders differ from Insects In five struck off on shopworn paper nml de Nearly every bank of old establish livered at the compose r’s door, with * main particulars Tlielr eyes nre sim ment lias on de|H>slt sums of unclaimed memorandum to the ••ff«»«'t that they ple Instead of compound, they hav<> money. The aggregate of all the»« bail Just com«» back from remote place* eight legs in place of six. they do not sums. If It could be told, would aston- pass through the metamorphoses I k I i the world Tbea* moneys In th» where they hail been sent for sale. which are characteristic of luso-ts. Bank of England are estimated vari they have no antennir and their ously. some fracing the aggregatw John Allri'. Fair. When the house vol» »! to prohibit liq breathing 1» aceom|>llsb<*d by means of amount at I«»— than 550o.ooo and some uor selling In army canteens, John Al organs w hich Amiblne the function* of at many times that miiii . In the Bank len of Mississippi wus not recorded. lungs and gill*. Instead of by tuliea of Knglnnd, as In nil banka In this Rome goo<l women of Mississippi noted pervading their bodies. These [silnts country and In England, the total the fact thnt be did not vote and of distinction are sufficient to deter amount la made up of Htnnll sums Ac called on him for an explanation, mine the fact that It Is Impossible to cording r>> la the Bank of England knowing that Mr. Allen had been at < his* spiders us Insects. should give public access to the list of one time quite active In the Congres I such lost moneys, whereas It never does A Literal < onatrnriion. sional Temperance society. Mr. Alien anything of the sort When challenged. a school for colored children there replied that lie was paired on the can In It Invites legal action, but no one care* teen question. “You see, ladles,” he wa* a little boy who would persist In for a legal contest with the Bank of said, "the situation was this My wife saying "have went.” »ay* a contributor Englnnd. no the question never Is faced. thinks very much as you do alxiut this to Th* Christian Endeavor World. How do these unclaimed moneys ac legislation In regard to the canteen. I The teacher kept him lu one night cumulate? largely through the omis have som* doubts as to whether con and said: sion of stockholders to claim dividends gress will really promote temperanc* “Now while 1 am out of the room and through the fact that many |>eopl« among soldiers In tlda way. So 1 [»air you may write 'have gone’ 50 tlrn«»s.” <lle without leaving behind them a ed my judgment with my wife’s con When the teacher came back, be strict account of their investment*. science and decided not to vote.”— Ht. lookol at the boy'a ¡»aper am) there Louis Globe-Democrat. was "have gone 50 times.” Ou tho Forriho»*ht. other side was written, "I have went "Your letters to me,” said hl* affl A Ml«pl*ee* Letter. borne.” «need bride one day, "*r«» *o coM ami The transposition of letter* In ♦ he formal.” Hs«l l.ost Ills Foartb. lame word sometime* produce* t ■■ "Surely, my dear.” exclaimed the On* of Judg«» Howland's stories had most ludieron* results. In "The Rtlll literary celebrity, stung by her to do with the old Maine former who Hour,” which was written by Brofe*»- Bbelp". 1" th* fine line, "The ■tlll- had been married four time*. Rhortly proach, “when they are publish«»«! after nea* of the hour 1» the stiline«* of a after the death of bls fourth wife a my death they will be found to f»e mo«lela of com|»o*ltlon. breathing the lead calm at seit.” A large numtier neighbor st«»j»ix-«l him an«l said: "Morn In. Cyrus. How's the wife this moat exalte«! sentiment* and couched was printed ami disposed of liefore It In absolutely correct English.”—Chica was discovered that "clam” had l>een moral* F’ "Waal, to tell ye the truth.” replied go Tribune. priute«! for "calm.” Cyrus. "I'm kinder out of wives just Th* Sicilian woman la generally Illit % If y weight. now "—Detroit Free Brea*. erat • and la proud of being so. In us "And then,” sb* said In telling of th© ti ve parlance such a one "see* with romantic eplao«le. "she »prang to bls two eye* only.” Those who can read "Do you think I am capaM* of act arm»." Ing a partT’ asked the stagestruck ar* said to see with four eye*. "She did?” youth. “Of course. Do you doubt It ?" There Is a patch of ground In Colora "I do." replied the busy manager “Ob. no,” be replied, "but after see ing her I can't help thinking that It "and the farther a (»art we are when do, all mil«* by three, which yield* - • quite * I you act the better It will suit me'— $20.000.000 worth of gold a year and will not I* worked out for a eeutury. Chicago News Chicago l’o»t- met route, ached ace to track i the »owed »oplo nown v tho and rhom ourt- 8oon hag evelt. ubet, hero »eded Ilio .usui, moro 'li ted this No an- aring large Her tliat .t tlie , held rmory not her to en- <all to night « will ge for n last onfed- y way • «UO- . Th* .4*. seed* , oorn, trade. riding Worth Billy’s. t-sh«xit- Ricket
