Image provided by: Eugene Water & Electric Board; Eugene, OR
About The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 21, 1901)
Catarrh H«»»*nt b«.th $1,000 REWARD f..eot»“‘a'ional d1***“- I toste» in s acrofulou* condition of ” S and dep*“4* 0,1 ,hat ««“ditlon. u' >-*uaea headache and diulnevs, II "^the tasi*, anirll and bearing, at- t®!'*1” - . al or*an». diaturb* the »tornarti. ►■9'1»* radically and permanently B “A tbe blood-purifying, alterative For Evidence of Fraud in Testimo- Extnordistry Mia. on y WMua i • • • Hood’s Sarsaparilla T*1’. « < -ire« of all disea’es depending or tbeji rofulou»Jnblt._________ ^goo» » I'll-*-» «• «i^r.a«,belIa-Yes: >ou ,0,d that Smith ,thfe Very iame ,hinK and 1 know Rh-om«,DK»U,the,r nian U' ins vould d° it. Ohio State Journal. Aequa.ntar.i» Rrnewtd. Btnio Bi '-— Hello, uncle, haven't we Value of » M.«n'» l.if., I " B inrame Courts hav» decidid that the life ot th-uveraKe Ep.b. [ G a“ge”—Guess we have. It «Hat ha>. ani, A ,„aI1 , r4" I hv. \1 .¿owi It Harilscrapple. when you t l'T.'l*1 ‘‘4-? ’"** •*>••"« HJ- '> j ll.ii' tte faimers them $3 bealihaud ,lr,ll<Ih , ,,ri uiau inav V-s ■•)’ ev’-y corsed contract brighi ai.d active it hi»digett .m i« i ?ur»i vn ter bo a $300 note. I met H II I» nut, Ho« e: e '» Slogami I: tt-r» md niake it Tre il for douentig ii. „„ v th Fix f t ze!,s nad a r°Pe . ’ r I —Aw, hero, now, let me down "ige-f.b. cnn-t.paiion. t, enei, liver or Sidney trouble-. Re’ub—Did that onct—and too quick Rigid L'p to Oat;. Sculpto-—Whet sort of bust do vou w sh for j ourself? Mr. Newroeks—Well. I ain't partin', ler, but I'm gettin' it to please Mrs , »in'-tura i« on every box ot the geuulct Newrocks an 1 she - • • it must be a Ijxfit-vc ? BrOfilO Bromo ’QuininO Qiiinino Tab!«-., t »*-» • mythiologlcal one.—Brooklyn Eagle. lbs .»-=-7 taa; carvi* a cold tu OUO «¿ay y? /rv £ hi- to Share, O'd G ’~ t—My boy, I’m seventy-five wars < 1 a'.'d I never smoked a cigar ia ®y Bfe- Romantic. Buy—V/tl', f ye" lil'ev ter fo'ler me. Dick—Do you like romantic girla, you c’n '. ve th s butts when I'm done Harry? with lt -Ally £1 per. Harry—I guess not ! When you make a hole in your salary buying ri “ ■ i • . they tear . * 1. < -f Ur aim,'»Great Nerve them expensive flowers, * _.'H i: r; S2.no << >»i le.tiie ah . i tre.it- them apart, repeating. "He loves me. *;' ' i II M w 1.1'1 '■■31 -Vrcli.st.. Philadelphia. P* he loves me not." Cost of Railway Mail Car. A modern railway mail car, equip ped with the latest contrivances, such as vestibules, automatic couplers, air brakes, etc., costs between $5,000 and $«,00i). The Government pays for the use of railway mail cars at the rate of $40 a year for a 50-foot car per track mile, and $50 per year per track nile for a 60-foot car. St- — Googrfi and Wc e.j OF» ifte Cold. Ltiatlve p- nu» <uinin<. Tabh-ts cure a cold In PMiUy. Kocu , No Pay. Price 25 canta. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AKE TAKING When vou take Grove's Ts-tel. «« Chil! Tonic because the formula is plainly printed on every bottle 8bo« ill* that it is s mnly Iron »ml Qul- nitlAin fe»»«-m X No Cure x Ne _ i. _ Qiue in a a tasteless form. ^av. 50r The Power of F'attery. "What little feet you have!" ex- claimed the kneeling shoe clerk ad- mirindy. And then he s >ld her a pair of back number $1 boots for $6.50 and she thought rhe ha I a bargain—Somerville Journal Mothers will (hid Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their A Dike in ■. children during the teething jteriod. Mrs. Von Blumer—I don't know what we shall do about that cook, Jutt as He Thought. Von Blumer—What’s the matter “If I were to ask you to marry me. now? what would you say?” "She threatens to stay.”—Life. "Why Mr. Brownby.” she faltered; "really this is sudden." An Apt Answer. "I thought so." he answered; "that’s Much An apt answer is credited to the about what they all say. »ell-known l.o d George Sanger, of obliged." And then he said it was circus fame. On being asked what time for him to go.—Exchange. steps he would take should a certain Tbe Beet Proscription Cor Malaria wild le-st break out of Its cage, ho and Fever Is a bottleof Grove's Tasteless rep ied with a l naivette, "D—d long ..hills Chiu Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine In ores '—l.ondo.i Daily News. taauless form. So < ure. No Pav. price s*: DEAFNESS CANNOT It K CURED By local applications, sa they cannot reach the diseased | or. ;..n ot the ear. I hets ia on y one »ay toc.ire <i sine.", ami that is by eon-iitu- tional rein. ■: >• . pealneca is r»u,e<l by an in- fan . I .■. ndi' ...it of the mm’ous lining of t.ie Eustachian Tube. When this ti.be gets in- laur.l . on have a t umbling M.nmi or imper fe. t h' ar.eg. amt v. bi-n it ia entirely i de, . .... ail... remit, and tin Iras t lie in fl anima tion call t e taken out and this lube real red to itsnernml condition, hearing wlllbedestroyed lorever; nine eases out <1 t- n are ca .se i by catarrh,»liich is nothing but an intlamed condition vi the niucoii» aurfaees. We »11 give One Hundred liollara for a..y ca.e of pea i.eas .earned by catarrh) that can not be cured by Hall s Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, tree. F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0. Bold by Druggists. 75c hall's Family Pills are the best. Why Walker Wa» Defeated. Representative Joseph H. Walker, of Massachusetts, was asked the other day why he had been defeated for re election last fall. He replied: “It was things, end more things, and votes that defeated me.” Finding His Place. He (complacently)—I'm just begin ning to find my place in the world! She (innocently)—Dear me! How humiliating! —Fun. TO CI RE A COLD IN ONE HAY Take 1-axnttre Bromo Quinine Tablets. All lrugg.sts rebind the money If it fails to cure L w, drove s signature is on each box. 2 c. Felt Honored. Father—My daughter tells me, sir, that you have been making love to her. Clubberly—I don't know ____ why she «ho.dd single me out among so many. —Detroit Eri e Press. Positive Proof. Tess—Oh. yes; I'm positive she is twenty-five. Jess—I suppose you saw the record in the family Bible, eh? Tess—Better than that. I asked her »t what age she thought a girl should marry, and she promptly said "twenty eight."—Philadelphia Press. • * • • The Commercial Instinct. Mamma—Tommy. <1o stop that noise. If you'll only be good. I'll give you a penny. Tommy—No! I want a nickel. Mamma— Why. you little rascal, you were quite satisfied to be good yes terday for a penny. Tommy—I know, but that was a bar gain day. • "g Dr. Will- s FTnk Pills for Pa'e People. It is sometime* thought that *ome concern, in onler to make people believe that the article in which they acai is a good one. manufacture tnemselve* the testimonial* which •cl*' , ll,<" *n advertisement*. I - <■ Dr \\ illiam- Medicine Co., man- uiaeturer- of Dr. Williams'l’ink Pills tor Pale People, however, have always held that the publication of a ficti tious or even a misleading testimon ial is not only bad morally but is bati advertising. Consequently the great est care has always l>een taken in se lecting t« stimonial* for their adver tising. J.veiy case is not only care fully investigated, but in most in stance* it is sworn to in legal form <nd the affidavit placed on tile. That no doubt may be in the minds of the 1' il'lie, the company offer* one thou- -aml dollars i$l,(KX)i for evidence of fraud, on its part, in the publication « any of th* testimonials uaad in sank- - * »n t)« mt rite« f Dr. William*’ link Pill* (or Pale People. In view of this, tio folio« ing remarkable case, I'''1, ' >'d in the Democrat and S« n- tint'!. Lewiston. I’a., is given without I lurt her comment : Mr. Frank A. Moans, a well known farmer o. Reedsville, Mittlin county, Pa., writes: I hail the grip and as a result mv nerves broke down. I lost the entire use of the lower half of my body. For a whole year 1 lay in Inal perfectly helpless, with no power in either limb, and the feeling gone so that 1 couldn't feel a pin run into my leg* at all. I couldn’t turn over in I hh I without help. Six doctors gave me up and said it was only a question of a few weeks with me, as nothing more could be done. Then a friend sent me a pamphlet containing statements of two men who bad been atllicted something like me and who had been cured by the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. 1 began taking them at once and although my improvement was slow it was certain. Now I can walk most of the time without a cane and everybody around here think* it is a miracle that 1 can get about as I do. Your pills have certainly been a God-send to me." Signed, F. A. MEAN’S. Kubscrilied and sworn to before me this l"th «lav of April, 1901. ALBERT S. GIBBON'EY, Notary Public. At all druggists or direct from Dr. Williams .Medicine Company, Sclie- ni’ctady, N’. Y., fifty cents jier box ; six boxes for two dollars and fifty cents. He Thought Quickly. salr Sandy—Oh. policeman, yer need't in at "Black Bull” yonder— there's a maist awfu’ fecht gaen on. Policeman—Is Black Jock there? Sandy—Aye! Policeman—And Lang Jimmy? Sandy—Aye! Policeman—Ah. weel. I'm sorry, but I canna leave me beat, ye ken. A Partin* Stab. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. "Sarah." said the lady of the hous ■. breaking the news gently to the new servant girl, "we shall have to get along without your services after the first of the month.” "Yes. mum." replied Sarah. "I'm sorry the master's affairs are in such bad shape, mum." Cenuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. “THE CRADLE RULES THE WORLD iff Must Bear Signature of und all wise mothers make 5e, Fac-SImll» Wrapper below. Very email and as raay to take as «atar. CARTERS iTTLE FOR HEADACHE. JACOBS OIL FOR DiniNESS. FOR IILIOUSNEtS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR C0MSTIPATI3R. FOR SALLOW SKIN. a household remedy for the simple ri'MJn that it always FOR THECOMPLEXIOR . OBUWl IJVB **u8vMY«l>P-*^r«;------ I Porely Vegetable ■ ■■ ■ - ■——7—wwr wn Conquers Pain CURE SICK HEADACHE. No Cau»x for Alarm. “Great heaven»! What's the cause of all that yelling around the corner? Come' Let'« hurry; there may be a murder.” .................... "Stay! Don't get excited. We're used to that. We hear It every day. There's a painless dentist's office around there."—Chicago Times Her- aid. Saw Nothin« in It ttire of Chas. U. Fletcli« r. mnl hats $>»•< »> n>a'l<? personal supervision for over 30 years. A,.n'Y ’ ... ,« to deceive vou in this. Counterfeits, Inntati t • ••.liist-aH.po«><l” arc but Experiment*, and eiulan^cr the health of Children—Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Casteria is a harm!« ** substitute for a','.’.r. <1*ll’n} arft «fork. Drop* anti s .«.thing Straps. It i- c.t anu iv contains neither Opium. Morphine n,’r unriiia MibMance. Its are iN it* guarant«'«'. It d« * ■ . ln(| nntl allay* Fcverishnc«». It cure* Di.trrh tin it ion Colic. It relieve* T. « thing Tnatblc*. « «ire* < anti Flatulencv. It a**iniilate* the 1 7,H.r\l »k. t>. Ntoma.hnnd Bowel*, giving ‘ Th«* Children’ » s a Panacea ■ Miiiiireu a».... .» The - — - Moth« --------- r » I ri« n«l. _ . The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of One of those matter-of-fact person* who apply the rigidly utilitarian test to everything was looking one «lay at a puzzle picture" in an illustrated paper, the puzzle being to "find the man " cunningly hidden by the artist in some unezpected part of the draw ,n8- • I can t see anything worth looking at in this picture,” he said. "See It now’" asked a friend (mint ing out the comealed figure. "That's the man " ' Yes I see him." he replied, ■till puzzled. "What of him? 1 * i up Brisket—What <an I send you Mr *. Styles? Me* 3 —Send me a leg of mutton, | and be sure it Is from a Idaek aheep. Brisket—A black sheep’ y,rw g—Yes: we are in mourning, you know—Tid Bits. W anted to B< in Harmony. In Use For Over 30 Years 0 O Oo RECENT legal decisions . A finding that a railroad company 1* guilty of negligence for falling to keep It* platform lighted for tifteeu or twen ty luluutes to euatde passenger* to pass out safely, la held by the Supreme Court of Arkansas In the case of St. • tie (63 S W. Rep , SOfi), not to be un reasonable. A structure connecting two buildings on opposite side* of a street, built so far above the street as not to Inter fere with traffic thereon. Is held by tli* Court of ApiH-als of Maryland. In the case of Townsend vs. Epatein (49 Atl. Rep.. 629). to be a nuisance as to ad jacent property owners, whose light It obstructs. Ths reuewal by a new note of a usurious note, but excluding all the usury. Is held by the Supreme Judicial Court of Maine In tlie case of Ver mule vs. Vermule (49 Atl. Rep., OUKi. to render the new note valid and binding on the maker, as the parties themselves have done what a court of equity would require them to do. Where mining stock Is deposited un der a binding escrow agreement that It shall pass to a certain person on the payment of a certain price within a certain time, and the price Is paid by such time, the Supreme Court of Utah In the iase of Clark vs. Campbell (tio Pae. Rep. 49t'd, holds that dividends declared before the price is paid do not belong to the purchaser. A fair association which maintained a rate track on Its fair grouuds negli gently mail«- an opening In the fence surrounding the track, ami through thia opening a horse ran from the track among the people assembled on the main part of the fair ground. Injuring one of the H|H-etators. The court (Ap pellate court of Indiana! held the fair association liable for the Injury on the ground that tlie cause of the injury was the failure to inclose properly the track. (Wandeler vs Rush County Fair Asso ciation, 60 N. E. Rep., 954.) Sick Women Mr*. Valentino Toll» Ho w Lydia f. Pink hake’s Vego ia he Compound Cured Her. Happineas will p.» out of your life fort*ver, my sister, if you have any of the symptoms mentioned in Mra. Valentine's letter, unless you art promptly. Procure L.vdia L. Pink ham’s \egetabie Compound at < ncv. It is absolutely sure to help you. *1 hen write for advice if there ia anything alx>ut your case you do not uudi r- ataud. not be afraid to tell the You need _ thing’s you could not explain to the doctor—your letter will l»e seen only by women. All the persona who tee priv ate letters at Mrs. Pinkham's Labora tory. at Lynn Mass., are women All letters art» confidential and advice abso lutely free. Here is the letter : — “It ia with pleasure that 1 add my testimony to your list, hop ing it may in duce others to avail the m- arlvrs of the benefit of your valuable rem edy. Before taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound 1 felt very bad ly .was terribly nervous, a n d tired, had sick headaches, no appetite. OTi a wing pain in stomach, pain in my Lack ami right aide, and m > weak 1 could Ni’arccly aland. I wna not able to do anything. Hud sharp paina all through my body. Before 1 had taken half a Ixittle of your mctiicinr, I found my ar If improving 1 continued its use until 1 had taken four 1 ottl.’b. and felt no well that 1 did not m cd to take anv more. I am like a new peiMm. and your medicine ahall always have my praiae.”—M hm W T V ai fxtixf , 5t>e Ferry Avenue, Camden. N.J * tf tifiti nlal **ul b paid U thia yuuuu /s — not Ljfdla £. Pinkham Madlolno Oda Out of Plata. •Rack"’ shouted the hero. “Your presenc e here is only perfunctory. You are doing nothing whatever to ad un8 ’' ■ t ■ of th ■ story With a muttered curse the villain shrank back into the chapter In whicn the murder takes place, ami the story procee ied on the conventional lines prescribed by our best modarn critics. Catarrh of the Stomach Rabbi David Klein, 528 E. Main street, Columbus, O., write* the fol lowing to Dr Hartman in regard to Perun* "It afford* me great pleasure to testify to the curative merit* of your medicine. Perun* is a well, tried and widely-used remedy. Es pecially as a specific for catarrh of the Enforcing the Law. st. ni.ich it cannot I* excelled. Pe "Take that dog off the street, or run* will do ail that is claimed for I'll run you in." ordered the conscien tious policeman. "But why?" asked the man with the d >g "He has a license on." "That's nil right as far as It goes;; but that's a spitz dog. and we have strict orders to enforce the anti-ex- perforation ordinance." — Baltimore American. fa me Ancnibe-. Here the Sea Serpent rallied Merma I ui <>:i 1er notorious non ex- latence "He who lives in a glass house should rot throw s ones'" retorted the Mermaid, with spirit. Tte laugh w s against the Ses Ser- rent. how in t he loudly protested that he resided for the most part either in wool or Doulton ware, or something of that sort, aud but seldom in glass Made Money in America Theodore Chartrain, the French por trait painter. Is said to have earned People sffiicttsl with catarrh of ths more money during his short visit to the United States than during all the stomach complain of lassitude, all- tired out feelings, their blood liecome* rest of his pievious career. thin, nervous system deranged, fool seems to do them no good, continuous Good Word for Him. Banks—Dumleigh Is not such a and increasing weakens. Veruna is a dunce as they make him out. He gets S|M’citiC for catarrh of the stomach, Penina corrects the impaired digM- off a good thing once in a while. tion, makes rich blood and steady Hill—But It isn't original. Banks Still, it's bright in hint to nerves. remember it.—Boston Transcript. "Summer The Peruna Anatomical. bus, O. Iledd—Have you seen thoso new Heart« Not Trump». golf stockings of I.Ink's? lib \ look Oldapark Love, they say. is the per like a checker board. Green Should think they might fume of the heart. Miss Younger Well, perhaps It is; give him the appearance of having a but. really, 1 don't care for perfumery. game leg. -Yonkers Statesman. GEN. GRANT S OLD DESK Accepts J. Mr. Faintart- Miss Upperton. 1 feel Packed away in the attic of a big of that I am overpresumptuous; that you fice building here I h a heavy old cherry are not for me; that you will refuse wood desk at which Captain Ulysses niy hand; nevertheless I offer It to you. In order to satisfy In a measure 8. Grant, afterward commander of tlie MI hh Upperton (faintly)- \pril fool' Union armies and President of the —Puck. United State», once sat ami made a not Patent» Procui-ed. very fat living In the real estate busi Prompt. Efficient «ml sri I n I hi I. r. Service ness in St. I.ouls, A t tor nr) • Ire not p ivtible till p.> - t t i. r -i $«•♦*• t The desk Is big and old fashioned- Trv iin laber A U hit nmn Co, .#«• Wanlci Bldg . Washington, !• < . now for modern use, and It is covered witli dust and almost forgotten. It be A Snorting Note- long* to A. T. Brewer, a Cleveland law First Bear—I Haw a man shot a mln yer, who got It in part payment for ute ago. rent, and he told a reporter a few days Second Bear—What for’ ago how It traveled from Grant's of First Bear—For Impersonating me fice to this Cleveland attic. I think—Puck. "In 1870," he »aid. "I was a young Br< oklyn, N Y , Sept. Ittth.—The <larflel«l lawyer Just starting anil I rented a part Tea < 0./tnanufH< Hirers of («aitlel.l let».'«ar of my office to a life Insurance man field llendhulie )*(< .Viluri, <i n r i el<l leu *yrup, Belief Lldutert, Gmlleld l>Hemi\e named Avery, who came from St. Garfield Tablet» and Garfield l«oth»n ate now o < upy- Louis. He brought with him H i I h old ing the large and e euant <>tB< e building and rect fitly erected t-v Hu m f • r many «leak, and wlieu lie left the office lu* fautory \e«rs the Garfield Kcmedi»’« have been grow owed me some rent and he left the desk ing in popularity, and their mic « c « m im well <ie>»',ned I he* cure dim a«e« and keep people in payment, with the understanding we 1 a id «troiig that be was to have tlie right to redeem Contracted. it at any time. Tlint was thirty years "Oh. I don't know!" remarked the ago. and I guess lie's dead now. "lie told me all nbotit the desk. Cap optimist. "After all. you'll find in tain Grant, when lie dabbled In real every one at least some of the milk estate in St. Louis before tlie war, bad of human kindness.” "Huh!" grunted the cynic. "What desk room In Avery's office, and tills you do find I h usually the condensed was bls desk. Avery got It when Grant variety?" Philadelphia Press. went to the war in part payment for rent, as 1 did later from Avery. He told me a great deal that was Interest lug about Grant. "When be was In the real estate business tlie Crimean war was on mid Grant was much more Interest« «1 lu that than he was 111 real estate. He made large map« of the battlefield* In tlie Crimea, with tlie positions of th«« fighting mule» marked oil them, mid lie used to «¡lend hours over these maps, which lie spread out on the top of tills desk. Th«* blunders In the allies' cam palgn annoy«! him greatly, and he uh « d to tell Ills friends wiint the command ers should have done. “ 'Here Is the English position,’ lie would »ay. ««'cording to Avery, 'and here are the French. The Turks are here. Over here are th«* Ruaalana. Tlie allies should not have attacked here; that wns a mistake.-lt was Just wiint th«* RussiniiH wanted them to do, for It gave them mi opening. What tlie allies should have «lone was to feint here to distract tlie attention of the R iihh I hiih to their flank, and then concentrate their forces mid attack here. In that way they would have lieen aid break through 'the Ruslmi lines < rltuple them l>ack.' "The groups of Grant's fellow sens who listened to these criticisms, Avery said, used to Inugli nt the Captain's criticisms «if the European generals. Probably they remembered that later. The more In earnest Grant grew the more amused th«'y were. Then Grant would see that they weren't fol lowing him an<l he would stop. "He was neither silent nor taciturn tn those days, though, and he pal<l a lot more attention to his war maps than lie did to the real estate business. He aeemed wholly nbsorbed in the prob lenis In generalship the Crimean war afforded." For many yearn. Mr. Brewer says. lie u»e«l the old «leak himself, and lie still keejMi it for th«- sake of Its nssocin tlons; but be has no room for It In the office he now occupies, and that's why It Is relegated to the attic among tlie discarded ami useleaa furniture pibal under the roof.—New lotk Kun. Ante-War Time Ke ic in Attic of Cleveland < flice linilding. H Worda <' Ineit In ItaMMon. When Boston was three years old. the word "coasting." In the sen»e of slid ng down an Inclined plane, was used for the first time by tlie Court of Aaslst- ance. The term "lumlier" apiH-ared first in the town r<> ords In IO!3, be ng employ«-! to designate the embarrass incut caused by the "lurnl»erlng" up of tlie streets at a time when the settlers were doing a great btisf ie*a In forest products. Schooner. «lelgh, harm-*», phaeton. 1 carry sll. barge, currency, ten- der. sink Ing fund, deprec ation, appre elation, ci ■urns '1740). labor trust (1741), unconatltutl'»oall*Jt. gerrymander, war den. unconatttuGon*.’. immigrant, and chromo, are all Yankee wools, that have been Imitate«! and used fur ami 10c. 25c. ALL DRUGGISTS. FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. Ensilage Cutter. Bent and onlr perfect blower cut ter on the market. Send for circular Mitchell, Lewis A Slaver Co. Portland, Ore. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon. Fool of Morrison St real Can give von Buggiva. Plows. W iiLimilh ami Machinery* bee Hard to lindei stand "What makes Mrs. Vyperi apparent ly ho welcome and charming a conver sationalist In *oclety?” "It’s a mystery to me. I understand she'* been sued several times for Hlan- der."—Philadelphia Tinies. In th< Labour Market. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. San Francisco Business Collen 1*3H Market Hl., San Fraorlaco, Ca" FULL COURSE, SbO.OO. The following appeal la extracted Write fur Catalogue» from it church paper: "Old man, lame, tlenf. epileptic, desires situation. Will any Christian take hint for a garden Summer Resolutions er?”—St. James Gazette. Great Opportunity. Mra. Iljenklns — They are going to have aunt tier rummage sal«* next week. Sir. BJenklns— Good! I wish you'd wen.I down that rocking chair In the sitting room that I always tumble over when I come In late at night.—Somer ville Journal. TùV Keeley Cure bure relief (ioni liquor, optimi an<! tobaocj habita. Ben<i for particular« to K««l«y Institut!, M. r. N. u. a*. st— zeeu A( t E Means misery on the eve of life. Nine out of ten old people are constipated because the muscles of their intestines have become weak, worn out and flabby. Constipation is the curse of old age, causes bile and acid poisons to remain in the blood, making the skin yellow and wrinkled, the eyes bleary and causing the “bones to ache.” Keep the bowels strong, healthy and regular and old age loses all its terrors and weak nesses. No reason why grandpa and grandma shouldn’t have bright eyes, and clear, ruddy skin and feel lively and active, if they will only keep their bowels open and vigorous with CASCARETS CANDY CATHARTIC, the greatest bowel tonic ever heard of. Try them to-day— a 50c box a whole month’s treatment—and find that the tortures of constipated old ST FOR THE all bow«l tronbles. appendiciti», hll- lonancM. h«d hrratb. i»sd bl" .d, wllid Ob Ih» Stomarh. blnsted bww»l», toni _ ________ waouth, licad»« lie. Ii'di«e«tl'.o. l'traplco, pala» aitar caline, llter Irimhlr, »»llow rnmi'l 11 >■ a ad dlsalnesa. X» ben j r bow eia don*» w>«>»e rego lari» yoa ara gettine al« b. < nt>»tlpal)*>n bilie mnra pssplo Ihan all «vtber dlsea». e logether. Il la a atarter far iba ehronle ailirienta and long yeara nf ae*brlng tbat rame alter warda. No mattar va bai alla yoa, atart tablng < l«' 4K’ t* lo-day, ior *ow wlll neaer gat «teli nnd l-e «arti all «he lime unti! yen pai yonr botarla righi, latta oar adrlref alari wllh < *»« AHKT* le-da». under an abaolulr gaar- aatae lo cura or money retuuded. m CURE the l>e8t bargains in Boiler« anti Engines. Pumps an i General ua before buying age are NEVER SOLD IN BULK.
