The Eugene weekly guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1899-1904, September 21, 1901, Image 11

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    Catarrh
H«»»*nt b«.th
$1,000 REWARD
f..eot»“‘a'ional d1***“-
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toste» in s acrofulou* condition of
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and dep*“4* 0,1 ,hat ««“ditlon.
u'
>-*uaea headache and diulnevs,
II "^the tasi*, anirll and bearing, at-
t®!'*1” - . al or*an». diaturb* the »tornarti.
►■9'1»*
radically and permanently
B “A tbe blood-purifying, alterative
For Evidence of Fraud in Testimo-
Extnordistry Mia.
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Hood’s Sarsaparilla
T*1’. «
< -ire« of all disea’es depending
or tbeji rofulou»Jnblt._________
^goo» » I'll-*-» «•
«i^r.a«,belIa-Yes: >ou ,0,d that Smith
,thfe Very iame ,hinK and 1 know
Rh-om«,DK»U,the,r nian U' ins vould d°
it. Ohio State Journal.
Aequa.ntar.i» Rrnewtd.
Btnio Bi '-— Hello, uncle, haven't we
Value of » M.«n'» l.if.,
I " B inrame Courts hav» decidid that
the life ot th-uveraKe
Ep.b. [ G a“ge”—Guess we have. It «Hat ha>. ani,
A ,„aI1 , r4"
I hv. \1
.¿owi It Harilscrapple. when you t l'T.'l*1 ‘‘4-? ’"** •*>••"« HJ- '>
j ll.ii' tte faimers them $3 bealihaud ,lr,ll<Ih , ,,ri uiau inav
V-s ■•)’ ev’-y corsed contract brighi ai.d active it hi»digett .m i« i
?ur»i vn ter bo a $300 note. I met H II I» nut, Ho« e: e '» Slogami I: tt-r»
md niake it
Tre il for douentig ii.
„„ v th Fix f t ze!,s nad a r°Pe
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’ r I —Aw, hero, now, let me down "ige-f.b. cnn-t.paiion. t,
enei, liver or Sidney trouble-.
Re’ub—Did that onct—and too quick
Rigid L'p to Oat;.
Sculpto-—Whet sort of bust do vou
w sh for j ourself?
Mr. Newroeks—Well. I ain't partin',
ler, but I'm gettin' it to please Mrs
, »in'-tura i« on every box ot the geuulct Newrocks an 1 she - • • it must be a
Ijxfit-vc
? BrOfilO
Bromo ’QuininO
Qiiinino Tab!«-.,
t »*-» •
mythiologlcal one.—Brooklyn Eagle.
lbs .»-=-7 taa; carvi* a cold tu OUO «¿ay
y? /rv £
hi- to Share,
O'd G ’~ t—My boy, I’m seventy-five
wars < 1 a'.'d I never smoked a cigar
ia ®y Bfe-
Romantic.
Buy—V/tl', f ye" lil'ev ter fo'ler me.
Dick—Do you like romantic girla,
you c’n '. ve th s butts when I'm done Harry?
with lt -Ally £1 per.
Harry—I guess not ! When you
make a hole in your salary buying
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they tear
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< -f Ur aim,'»Great Nerve them expensive flowers,
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_.'H i: r; S2.no << >»i le.tiie ah . i tre.it- them apart, repeating. "He loves me.
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' i II M w 1.1'1 '■■31 -Vrcli.st.. Philadelphia. P*
he loves me not."
Cost of Railway Mail Car.
A modern railway mail car, equip­
ped with the latest contrivances, such
as vestibules, automatic couplers, air­
brakes, etc., costs between $5,000 and
$«,00i). The Government pays for the
use of railway mail cars at the rate
of $40 a year for a 50-foot car per
track mile, and $50 per year per track
nile for a 60-foot car.
St- —
Googrfi and
Wc e.j OF» ifte Cold.
Ltiatlve p- nu» <uinin<. Tabh-ts cure a cold In
PMiUy. Kocu , No Pay. Price 25 canta.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU AKE TAKING
When vou take Grove's Ts-tel. «« Chil! Tonic
because the formula is plainly printed on every
bottle 8bo« ill* that it is s mnly Iron »ml Qul-
nitlAin
fe»»«-m X No Cure x Ne
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Qiue
in a a tasteless form.
^av.
50r
The Power of F'attery.
"What little feet you have!" ex-
claimed the kneeling shoe clerk ad-
mirindy.
And then he s >ld her a pair of back
number $1 boots for $6.50 and she
thought rhe ha I a bargain—Somerville
Journal
Mothers will (hid Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth­
ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
A Dike in ■.
children during the teething jteriod.
Mrs. Von Blumer—I don't know
what we shall do about that cook,
Jutt as He Thought.
Von Blumer—What’s the matter
“If I were to ask you to marry me.
now?
what would you say?”
"She threatens to stay.”—Life.
"Why Mr. Brownby.” she faltered;
"really this is sudden."
An Apt Answer.
"I thought so." he answered; "that’s
Much
An apt answer is credited to the about what they all say.
»ell-known l.o d George Sanger, of obliged." And then he said it was
circus fame. On being asked what time for him to go.—Exchange.
steps he would take should a certain
Tbe Beet Proscription Cor Malaria
wild le-st break out of Its cage, ho
and Fever Is a bottleof Grove's Tasteless
rep ied with a l naivette, "D—d long ..hills
Chiu Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine In
ores '—l.ondo.i Daily News.
taauless form. So < ure. No Pav. price s*:
DEAFNESS CANNOT
It K
CURED
By local applications, sa they cannot reach the
diseased | or. ;..n ot the ear. I hets ia on y one
»ay toc.ire <i sine.", ami that is by eon-iitu-
tional rein. ■: >• . pealneca is r»u,e<l by an in-
fan . I .■. ndi' ...it of the mm’ous lining of t.ie
Eustachian Tube. When this ti.be gets in-
laur.l . on have a t umbling M.nmi or imper
fe. t h' ar.eg. amt v. bi-n it ia entirely
i
de, . .... ail... remit, and tin Iras t lie in fl anima­
tion call t e taken out and this lube real red to
itsnernml condition, hearing wlllbedestroyed
lorever; nine eases out <1 t- n are ca .se i by
catarrh,»liich is nothing but an intlamed
condition vi the niucoii» aurfaees.
We »11 give One Hundred liollara for a..y
ca.e of pea i.eas .earned by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Hall s Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, tree.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0.
Bold by Druggists. 75c
hall's Family Pills are the best.
Why Walker Wa» Defeated.
Representative Joseph H. Walker,
of Massachusetts, was asked the other
day why he had been defeated for re­
election last fall. He replied: “It
was things, end more things, and votes
that defeated me.”
Finding His Place.
He (complacently)—I'm just begin­
ning to find my place in the world!
She (innocently)—Dear me! How
humiliating! —Fun.
TO CI RE A COLD IN ONE HAY
Take 1-axnttre Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
lrugg.sts rebind the money If it fails to cure
L w, drove s signature is on each box. 2 c.
Felt Honored.
Father—My daughter tells me, sir,
that you have been making love to
her.
Clubberly—I don't know
____ why she
«ho.dd single me out among so many.
—Detroit Eri e Press.
Positive Proof.
Tess—Oh. yes; I'm positive she is
twenty-five.
Jess—I suppose you saw the record
in the family Bible, eh?
Tess—Better than that. I asked her
»t what age she thought a girl should
marry, and she promptly said "twenty­
eight."—Philadelphia Press.
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The Commercial Instinct.
Mamma—Tommy. <1o
stop that
noise. If you'll only be good. I'll give
you a penny.
Tommy—No! I want a nickel.
Mamma— Why. you little rascal, you
were quite satisfied to be good yes­
terday for a penny.
Tommy—I know, but that was a bar­
gain day.
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"g Dr. Will-
s FTnk Pills for
Pa'e People.
It is sometime* thought that *ome
concern, in onler to make people
believe that the article in which they
acai is a good one.
manufacture
tnemselve* the testimonial* which
•cl*' , ll,<" *n
advertisement*.
I - <■ Dr \\ illiam- Medicine Co., man-
uiaeturer- of Dr. Williams'l’ink Pills
tor Pale People, however, have always
held that the publication of a ficti­
tious or even a misleading testimon­
ial is not only bad morally but is bati
advertising. Consequently the great­
est care has always l>een taken in se­
lecting t« stimonial* for their adver­
tising. J.veiy case is not only care­
fully investigated, but in most in­
stance* it is sworn to in legal form
<nd the affidavit placed on tile. That
no doubt may be in the minds of the
1' il'lie, the company offer* one thou-
-aml dollars i$l,(KX)i for evidence of
fraud, on its part, in the publication
« any of th* testimonials uaad in sank-
- * »n t)« mt rite« f Dr. William*’
link Pill* (or Pale People.
In view
of this, tio folio« ing remarkable case,
I'''1, ' >'d in the Democrat and S« n-
tint'!. Lewiston. I’a., is given without
I lurt her comment :
Mr. Frank A. Moans, a well known
farmer o. Reedsville, Mittlin county,
Pa., writes:
I hail the grip and as a result mv
nerves broke down. I lost the entire
use of the lower half of my body.
For a whole year 1 lay in Inal perfectly
helpless, with no power in either
limb, and the feeling gone so that 1
couldn't feel a pin run into my leg*
at all. I couldn’t turn over in I hh I
without help.
Six doctors gave me
up and said it was only a question of
a few weeks with me, as nothing more
could be done.
Then a friend sent
me a pamphlet containing statements
of two men who bad been atllicted
something like me and who had been
cured by the use of Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills. 1 began taking them at
once and although my improvement
was slow it was certain. Now I can
walk most of the time without a cane
and everybody around here think* it
is a miracle that 1 can get about as I do.
Your pills have certainly been a
God-send to me."
Signed,
F. A. MEAN’S.
Kubscrilied and sworn to before me
this l"th «lav of April, 1901.
ALBERT S. GIBBON'EY,
Notary Public.
At all druggists or direct from Dr.
Williams .Medicine Company, Sclie-
ni’ctady, N’. Y., fifty cents jier box ;
six boxes for two dollars and fifty
cents.
He Thought Quickly.
salr
Sandy—Oh. policeman, yer
need't in at "Black Bull” yonder—
there's a maist awfu’ fecht gaen on.
Policeman—Is Black Jock there?
Sandy—Aye!
Policeman—And Lang Jimmy?
Sandy—Aye!
Policeman—Ah. weel. I'm sorry, but
I canna leave me beat, ye ken.
A Partin* Stab.
ABSOLUTE
SECURITY.
"Sarah." said the lady of the hous ■.
breaking the news gently to the new
servant girl, "we shall have to get
along without your services after the
first of the month.”
"Yes. mum." replied Sarah. "I'm
sorry the master's affairs are in such
bad shape, mum."
Cenuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
“THE CRADLE RULES THE WORLD iff
Must Bear Signature of
und all wise mothers make
5e, Fac-SImll» Wrapper below.
Very email and as raay
to take as «atar.
CARTERS
iTTLE
FOR HEADACHE.
JACOBS OIL
FOR DiniNESS.
FOR IILIOUSNEtS.
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR C0MSTIPATI3R.
FOR SALLOW SKIN.
a household remedy for the
simple ri'MJn that it always
FOR THECOMPLEXIOR
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OBUWl IJVB **u8vMY«l>P-*^r«;------
I Porely Vegetable
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Conquers Pain
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
No Cau»x for Alarm.
“Great heaven»! What's the cause
of all that yelling around the corner?
Come' Let'« hurry; there may be a
murder.”
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"Stay! Don't get excited. We're
used to that. We hear It every day.
There's a painless dentist's office
around there."—Chicago Times Her-
aid.
Saw Nothin« in It
ttire of Chas. U. Fletcli« r. mnl hats $>»•< »> n>a'l<?
personal supervision for over 30 years. A,.n'Y ’ ... ,«
to deceive vou in this. Counterfeits, Inntati t
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••.liist-aH.po«><l” arc but Experiment*, and eiulan^cr the
health of Children—Experience against Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Casteria is a harm!« ** substitute for a','.’.r. <1*ll’n} arft
«fork. Drop* anti s .«.thing Straps. It i-
c.t anu iv
contains neither Opium. Morphine n,’r
unriiia
MibMance. Its are iN it* guarant«'«'. It d« *
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ln(|
nntl allay* Fcverishnc«». It cure* Di.trrh
tin it ion
Colic. It relieve* T. « thing Tnatblc*. « «ire* <
anti Flatulencv. It a**iniilate* the 1
7,H.r\l »k. t>.
Ntoma.hnnd Bowel*, giving
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Th«*
Children’ » s a Panacea
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a».... .» The
- — - Moth«
--------- r » I ri« n«l.
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The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
One of those matter-of-fact person*
who apply the rigidly utilitarian test
to everything was looking one «lay at
a puzzle picture" in an illustrated
paper, the puzzle being to "find the
man " cunningly hidden by the artist
in some unezpected part of the draw
,n8-
• I can t see anything worth looking
at in this picture,” he said.
"See It now’" asked a friend (mint­
ing out the comealed figure. "That's
the man "
' Yes I see him." he replied, ■till
puzzled. "What of him?
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Brisket—What <an I send you
Mr *. Styles?
Me* 3 —Send me a leg of mutton, |
and be sure it Is from a Idaek aheep.
Brisket—A black sheep’
y,rw g—Yes: we are in mourning,
you know—Tid Bits.
W anted to B< in Harmony.
In Use For Over 30 Years
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RECENT legal decisions .
A finding that a railroad company 1*
guilty of negligence for falling to keep
It* platform lighted for tifteeu or twen­
ty luluutes to euatde passenger* to pass
out safely, la held by the Supreme
Court of Arkansas In the case of St.
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tie (63 S W. Rep , SOfi), not to be un­
reasonable.
A structure connecting two buildings
on opposite side* of a street, built so
far above the street as not to Inter
fere with traffic thereon. Is held by tli*
Court of ApiH-als of Maryland. In the
case of Townsend vs. Epatein (49 Atl.
Rep.. 629). to be a nuisance as to ad­
jacent property owners, whose light It
obstructs.
Ths reuewal by a new note of a
usurious note, but excluding all the
usury. Is held by the Supreme Judicial
Court of Maine In tlie case of Ver­
mule vs. Vermule (49 Atl. Rep., OUKi. to
render the new note valid and binding
on the maker, as the parties themselves
have done what a court of equity would
require them to do.
Where mining stock Is deposited un­
der a binding escrow agreement that It
shall pass to a certain person on the
payment of a certain price within a
certain time, and the price Is paid by
such time, the Supreme Court of Utah
In the iase of Clark vs. Campbell (tio
Pae. Rep. 49t'd, holds that dividends
declared before the price is paid do not
belong to the purchaser.
A fair association which maintained
a rate track on Its fair grouuds negli­
gently mail«- an opening In the fence
surrounding the track, ami through thia
opening a horse ran from the track
among the people assembled on the
main part of the fair ground. Injuring
one of the H|H-etators. The court (Ap­
pellate court of Indiana! held the fair
association liable for the Injury on the
ground that tlie cause of the injury was
the failure to inclose properly the track.
(Wandeler vs Rush County Fair Asso­
ciation, 60 N. E. Rep., 954.)
Sick Women
Mr*. Valentino Toll» Ho w
Lydia f. Pink hake’s Vego ia­
he Compound Cured Her.
Happineas will p.» out of your life
fort*ver, my sister, if you have any
of the symptoms mentioned in Mra.
Valentine's letter, unless you art
promptly.
Procure L.vdia L. Pink­
ham’s \egetabie Compound at < ncv.
It is absolutely sure to help you. *1 hen
write for advice if there ia anything
alx>ut your case you do not uudi r-
ataud.
not be afraid to tell the
You need
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thing’s you could not explain to the
doctor—your letter will l»e seen only by
women. All the persona who tee priv­
ate letters at Mrs. Pinkham's Labora­
tory. at Lynn Mass., are women All
letters art» confidential and advice abso­
lutely free.
Here is the letter : — “It ia with
pleasure that 1 add my testimony to
your list, hop­
ing it may in­
duce others to
avail the m-
arlvrs of the
benefit of your
valuable rem­
edy. Before
taking Lydia
E. Pinkham's
Vegetable
Compound 1
felt very bad­
ly .was terribly
nervous, a n d
tired, had sick
headaches, no
appetite.
OTi a wing pain in stomach, pain in my
Lack ami right aide, and m > weak 1
could Ni’arccly aland. I wna not able
to do anything. Hud sharp paina all
through my body. Before 1 had taken
half a Ixittle of your mctiicinr, I found
my ar If improving 1 continued its use
until 1 had taken four 1 ottl.’b. and felt
no well that 1 did not m cd to take anv
more. I am like a new peiMm. and
your medicine ahall always have my
praiae.”—M hm W T V ai fxtixf , 5t>e
Ferry Avenue, Camden. N.J
* tf tifiti nlal
**ul b
paid U thia
yuuuu
/s — not
Ljfdla £. Pinkham Madlolno Oda
Out of Plata.
•Rack"’ shouted the hero. “Your
presenc e here is only perfunctory.
You are doing nothing whatever to ad
un8 ’' ■
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of th ■ story
With a muttered curse the villain
shrank back into the chapter In whicn
the murder takes place, ami the story
procee ied on the conventional lines
prescribed by our best modarn critics.
Catarrh of the Stomach
Rabbi David Klein, 528 E. Main
street, Columbus, O., write* the fol­
lowing to Dr Hartman in regard to
Perun* "It afford* me great pleasure
to testify to the curative merit* of
your medicine.
Perun* is a well,
tried and widely-used remedy. Es­
pecially as a specific for catarrh of the
Enforcing the Law.
st. ni.ich it cannot I* excelled. Pe­
"Take that dog off the street, or run* will do ail that is claimed for
I'll run you in." ordered the conscien­
tious policeman.
"But why?" asked the man with the
d >g "He has a license on."
"That's nil right as far as It goes;;
but that's a spitz dog. and we have
strict orders to enforce the anti-ex-
perforation ordinance." — Baltimore
American.
fa me Ancnibe-.
Here the Sea Serpent rallied
Merma I ui <>:i 1er notorious non ex-
latence
"He who lives in a glass house
should rot throw s ones'" retorted the
Mermaid, with spirit.
Tte laugh w s against the Ses Ser-
rent. how in t he loudly protested that
he resided for the most part either in
wool or Doulton ware, or something
of that sort, aud but seldom in glass
Made Money in America
Theodore Chartrain, the French por­
trait painter. Is said to have earned
People sffiicttsl with catarrh of ths
more money during his short visit to
the United States than during all the stomach complain of lassitude, all-
tired out feelings, their blood liecome*
rest of his pievious career.
thin, nervous system deranged, fool
seems to do them no good, continuous
Good Word for Him.
Banks—Dumleigh Is not such a and increasing weakens. Veruna is a
dunce as they make him out. He gets S|M’citiC for catarrh of the stomach,
Penina corrects the impaired digM-
off a good thing once in a while.
tion, makes rich blood and steady
Hill—But It isn't original.
Banks Still, it's bright in hint to nerves.
remember it.—Boston Transcript.
"Summer
The Peruna
Anatomical.
bus, O.
Iledd—Have you seen thoso new
Heart« Not Trump».
golf stockings of I.Ink's? lib \ look
Oldapark Love, they say. is the per­
like a checker board.
Green Should think they might fume of the heart.
Miss Younger Well, perhaps It is;
give him the appearance of having a
but. really, 1 don't care for perfumery.
game leg. -Yonkers Statesman.
GEN. GRANT S OLD DESK
Accepts J.
Mr. Faintart- Miss Upperton. 1 feel
Packed away in the attic of a big of­ that I am overpresumptuous; that you
fice building here I h a heavy old cherry are not for me; that you will refuse
wood desk at which Captain Ulysses niy hand; nevertheless I offer It to
you. In order to satisfy In a measure
8. Grant, afterward commander of tlie
MI hh Upperton (faintly)- \pril fool'
Union armies and President of the —Puck.
United State», once sat ami made a not
Patent» Procui-ed.
very fat living In the real estate busi­
Prompt. Efficient «ml sri I n I hi I. r. Service
ness in St. I.ouls,
A t tor nr) • Ire not p ivtible till p.> - t t i. r -i $«•♦*• t
The desk Is big and old fashioned- Trv iin laber A U hit nmn Co, .#«• Wanlci
Bldg . Washington, !• < .
now for modern use, and It is covered
witli dust and almost forgotten. It be­
A Snorting Note-
long* to A. T. Brewer, a Cleveland law
First Bear—I Haw a man shot a mln
yer, who got It in part payment for ute ago.
rent, and he told a reporter a few days
Second Bear—What for’
ago how It traveled from Grant's of­
First Bear—For Impersonating me
fice to this Cleveland attic.
I think—Puck.
"In 1870," he »aid. "I was a young
Br< oklyn, N Y , Sept. Ittth.—The <larflel«l
lawyer Just starting anil I rented a part Tea
< 0./tnanufH< Hirers of («aitlel.l let».'«ar
of my office to a life Insurance man field llendhulie )*(< .Viluri, <i n r i el<l leu *yrup,
Belief Lldutert, Gmlleld l>Hemi\e
named Avery, who came from St. Garfield
Tablet» and Garfield l«oth»n ate now o < upy-
Louis. He brought with him H i I h old ing the large and e euant <>tB< e building and
rect fitly erected t-v Hu m f • r many
«leak, and wlieu lie left the office lu* fautory
\e«rs the Garfield Kcmedi»’« have been grow­
owed me some rent and he left the desk ing in popularity, and their mic « c « m im well
<ie>»',ned
I he* cure dim a«e« and keep people
in payment, with the understanding we 1 a id «troiig
that be was to have tlie right to redeem
Contracted.
it at any time. Tlint was thirty years
"Oh. I don't know!" remarked the
ago. and I guess lie's dead now.
"lie told me all nbotit the desk. Cap optimist. "After all. you'll find in
tain Grant, when lie dabbled In real every one at least some of the milk
estate in St. Louis before tlie war, bad of human kindness.”
"Huh!" grunted the cynic. "What
desk room In Avery's office, and tills
you do find I h usually the condensed
was bls desk. Avery got It when Grant variety?" Philadelphia Press.
went to the war in part payment for
rent, as 1 did later from Avery. He
told me a great deal that was Interest
lug about Grant.
"When be was In the real estate
business tlie Crimean war was on mid
Grant was much more Interest« «1 lu
that than he was 111 real estate. He
made large map« of the battlefield* In
tlie Crimea, with tlie positions of th««
fighting mule» marked oil them, mid lie
used to «¡lend hours over these maps,
which lie spread out on the top of tills
desk. Th«* blunders In the allies' cam
palgn annoy«! him greatly, and he uh « d
to tell Ills friends wiint the command
ers should have done.
“ 'Here Is the English position,’ lie
would »ay. ««'cording to Avery, 'and
here are the French. The Turks are
here. Over here are th«* Ruaalana. Tlie
allies should not have attacked here;
that wns a mistake.-lt was Just wiint
th«* RussiniiH wanted them to do, for It
gave them mi opening. What tlie allies
should have «lone was to feint here to
distract tlie attention of the R iihh I hiih
to their flank, and then concentrate
their forces mid attack here. In that
way they would have lieen aid
break through 'the Ruslmi lines
< rltuple them l>ack.'
"The groups of Grant's fellow
sens who listened to these criticisms,
Avery said, used to Inugli nt the
Captain's criticisms «if the European
generals. Probably they remembered
that later. The more In earnest Grant
grew the more amused th«'y were. Then
Grant would see that they weren't fol
lowing him an<l he would stop.
"He was neither silent nor taciturn
tn those days, though, and he pal<l a lot
more attention to his war maps than
lie did to the real estate business. He
aeemed wholly nbsorbed in the prob
lenis In generalship the Crimean war
afforded."
For many yearn. Mr. Brewer says.
lie u»e«l the old «leak himself, and lie
still keejMi it for th«- sake of Its nssocin
tlons; but be has no room for It In the
office he now occupies, and that's why
It Is relegated to the attic among tlie
discarded ami useleaa furniture pibal
under the roof.—New lotk Kun.
Ante-War Time Ke ic in Attic of
Cleveland < flice linilding.
H
Worda <' Ineit In ItaMMon.
When Boston was three years old. the
word "coasting." In the sen»e of slid ng
down an Inclined plane, was used for
the first time by tlie Court of Aaslst-
ance. The term "lumlier" apiH-ared
first in the town r<> ords In IO!3, be ng
employ«-! to designate the embarrass
incut caused by the "lurnl»erlng" up of
tlie streets at a time when the settlers
were doing a great btisf ie*a In forest
products. Schooner. «lelgh, harm-*»,
phaeton. 1 carry sll. barge, currency, ten-
der. sink Ing fund, deprec ation, appre
elation, ci ■urns '1740). labor trust (1741),
unconatltutl'»oall*Jt. gerrymander, war­
den. unconatttuGon*.’. immigrant, and
chromo, are all Yankee wools, that
have been Imitate«! and used fur ami
10c.
25c.
ALL DRUGGISTS.
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
Ensilage
Cutter.
Bent and onlr
perfect blower cut­
ter on the market.
Send for circular
Mitchell, Lewis A
Slaver Co.
Portland, Ore.
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon.
Fool of Morrison St real
Can give von
Buggiva. Plows.
W iiLimilh ami
Machinery* bee
Hard to lindei stand
"What makes Mrs. Vyperi apparent­
ly ho welcome and charming a conver­
sationalist In *oclety?”
"It’s a mystery to me. I understand
she'* been sued several times for Hlan-
der."—Philadelphia Tinies.
In th< Labour Market.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
San Francisco Business Collen
1*3H Market Hl., San Fraorlaco, Ca"
FULL COURSE, SbO.OO.
The following appeal la extracted
Write fur Catalogue»
from it church paper: "Old man, lame,
tlenf. epileptic, desires situation. Will
any Christian take hint for a garden­ Summer Resolutions
er?”—St. James Gazette.
Great Opportunity.
Mra. Iljenklns — They are going to
have aunt tier rummage sal«* next week.
Sir. BJenklns— Good! I wish you'd
wen.I down that rocking chair In the
sitting room that I always tumble over
when I come In late at night.—Somer­
ville Journal.
TùV Keeley Cure
bure relief (ioni liquor, optimi an<! tobaocj
habita. Ben<i for particular« to
K««l«y Institut!,
M. r. N. u.
a*. st— zeeu
A( t E
Means misery on the eve of life. Nine out
of ten old people are constipated because the
muscles of their intestines have become
weak, worn out and flabby. Constipation
is the curse of old age, causes bile and
acid poisons to remain in the blood, making
the skin yellow and wrinkled, the eyes
bleary and causing the “bones to ache.”
Keep the bowels strong, healthy and regular
and old age loses all its terrors and weak­
nesses.
No reason why grandpa and
grandma shouldn’t have bright eyes, and
clear, ruddy skin and feel lively and active,
if they will only keep their bowels open and
vigorous with CASCARETS CANDY
CATHARTIC, the greatest bowel tonic
ever heard of. Try them to-day— a 50c
box a whole month’s treatment—and find
that the tortures of constipated old
ST FOR THE
all bow«l tronbles. appendiciti», hll-
lonancM. h«d hrratb. i»sd bl" .d, wllid
Ob Ih» Stomarh. blnsted bww»l», toni
_ ________ waouth, licad»« lie. Ii'di«e«tl'.o. l'traplco,
pala» aitar caline, llter Irimhlr, »»llow rnmi'l 11 >■
a ad dlsalnesa. X» ben j
r bow eia don*» w>«>»e rego­
lari» yoa ara gettine al« b. < nt>»tlpal)*>n bilie mnra
pssplo Ihan all «vtber dlsea». e logether. Il la a
atarter far iba ehronle ailirienta and long yeara nf
ae*brlng tbat rame alter warda.
No mattar va bai
alla yoa, atart tablng < l«' 4K’ t* lo-day, ior *ow
wlll neaer gat «teli nnd l-e «arti all «he lime unti!
yen pai yonr botarla righi, latta oar adrlref alari
wllh < *»« AHKT* le-da». under an abaolulr gaar-
aatae lo cura or money retuuded.
m
CURE
the l>e8t bargains in
Boiler« anti Engines.
Pumps an i General
ua before buying
age are
NEVER
SOLD IN BULK.