The Eugene weekly guard., June 16, 1900, Image 3

OUR BUDGET OF FUN.
.■Cot th* Flue-**
fholly—I think in me beawt
Hitherto these two old mines bave WHERE -LITTLE MINISTER’ LIVED.
Daley—Why. Cholly, you mu»t i
regulated the supply and the price of bsrrie's Home Is in Thrums, the Scan*
freak. Every on* els« thinks ia t
the article and enormous profits are
of Several of Hi» Stone».
said to have been realized from them
Princess Stephanie, daughter of the
Mary B. Mullett. writing of “Tba HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND CO­ bead.—Chicago News.
I. !~ CAMPBILL,
It Is estimated that the fuller's earth Ileal Thrums of Barrie" in the Ladies’
King of the Belgians, has written a
INGS HERE AND THERE.
Harbinger of Spring.
found I d this new vein can be put on Home Journal, tells of seeing the fa­
book on love In it she tells her read­
"Our cola weather is ail over.
EUGENE QTY
OREGON,
ers whom to love, w hen to love, bow to
the market ready for commercial uaes mous novelist at the railway station In
l4Vbat do you go by?"
Jokes and Jokelets that Ar. Supposed
! love and where to love. She discusses
at one third the cost possible from any Kirriemuir (Thrums) "to which th«
X)ur Janitor is giving us a futi h
to Hare Been Kecently Bvro-Bajuna
Being made a scapegoat 1» generally the conditions that make for love, the
The tact that nettle tit.*er has of late other mine.
of steam «"feat every day noQ
*
family party walked together. Mrs
aad
Uoiogs
that
Ar.
Old.
Curiosa
and
chances of various temperamenis aud been found to produce the finest tissues
Some of the more important uses tc Barrie first, a slight figure in brown
too serious to be looked on as a kid.
No
Time
to
Break
Down
characters for inspiring love, and In obtainable from any vegetable source which this material is now put. with aud scarlet, more English in dress than
Laughabls-Tke
*!•■"•
"There's one thing about a
Because a man charge® with murder order to reach as many would be lovers lias led to a project lu Germany to in­ excellent results, are the following:
iu face, bolding her head rather prou®
career, after all."
c»*
pleads guilty la Cbnaldered good evi­ as possible, the Princess, who has been troduce the cultivation of nettles in the
1. In making baby's powders ot ly aud walkiug confidently—she was on
"Young Samuiie Spender Is carrying
"What
is
that?"
dence by the lawyers that be I» ItiNuue. through a Uulshlug M-buol, writes some Kamrrun region of Africa. If the ex­ great healing properties for the skin.
the stage before her marriage. With out hl* Governor's wishes faithfully,
"It keeps all candidates In suc^
2. In refining all kinds of crude oils. her was Miss Barrie, a quietly dressed,
•
—
® of iSY rules In several languages This periment 1» Huceessful, the enterprise
Isn't he?"
cellent health."
There Is no particularly serious fea­ Is luterestlug, but It Is labor thrown will be undertaken on a large scale in
3. For distilling whiskies and brew- rather colorless woman, not one to draw
•
‘
How
’
s
that?
”
ture about the fact that the growth of away. There Is no art of loving, it 'oiinectiou with the weaving indus­ Ing beer.
Grounds for Attraction.
“Why, rhe old gtOleman left instruc-
Attention fr^i the three men who fol­
“golf Ims Increased tramps lu the coun­ cannot lie learned from any book. If It tries.
4. In the manufacture of all Linda lowed her. a lie tallest of these three, tlons in his will that after his death
"XY asn t that a peculiar we id q .«
could, of course a young and pretty
try.
Among the most remarkable glimpse» of vaselines.
the one in ministerial ’black,' a high his dust was to be scattered to the The lovers hadn't seen each other (
princess would l>e an acceptable teach­ Into hidden corners of nature that re-
5. Packing houses use It for refining hat on his snowy head, was Dr. Ogilvy,
forty years.”
winds."—Life.
Munkacsy has lived and died, and er. But In tliat case we might Improve ent scientific advance has afforded are'&Oh’W*- oleomargarine*, butteriues aud
"Ob. I don't know. By this tint»
brother to Barrie's mother. Tj) other
still there are thousands of people who tiie situstloi^by starting college* to the firqueut^discoverles of micro-or­ ei^tolenes. These commodities canuo:
Q
She Did.
doubt, they both look l.ke sometoj.
white-haired man—doubled on?r. as are
Ian-
do not know yet bow to pronounce tils train other tea^iers. and have young ganisms iu unexpected places, where be made without the use of fuller's I
"Do you believe lu teaching the
el-*'
so many in this land of lourns. aud
giuiges in the schoolsasked Mr.
people duly Instructed on how to love tiiey produce phenomena heretofore earth.
name.
The M«lern?aihrr.
wearing great hobnailed shoes, for be
Cllngston#of
Miss
iilldersleeve.
successfully, six'ordlugWo rule and pre­ ! supposed to arise from other cause*.
U. As a foundation for manufnetur likes to take care of the pretty garden
"Papa,
he lias broken my trust s»
The new bicycle tires that contain a cept. The fuel that the author of th!*
"Yes. indeed.” replied the young lady,
For Instance, Dr. A. Petterson, of Vp- ing all kinds of laundry and toile*. at the top of the brae—was Barrie's
h«*art.” moaned the old man s
*
large percentage of anlM-nton are per­ iHH.k ha» had a wide experience In
"every
one
should
be
able
to
speak
seat!-
soap*.
*nla. Sweden, ha* ascertained that In
father. Between them was a slight
mental daughter. "YY'hat shall 1 Ju)
haps Intended for the exclusive use of Cupid's court does not prov^ tliat she
English
and
golf."
—
Detroit
Free
Press.
7. A new ufle recently discovered for figure of boyish slenderness. Though
preparations of meat and fish contain
YVhat shall I do?"
score hers.
is Htt apt teacher In anything beyond I Ing. for purposes of preservation, salt fuller's earth is that tlie wool manu
No Wonder He’» Poster.
"Take It round quick to the rpgr
tlie mere etiquette and outward form* | to the amount * 15 per cent., mlcro- facturers wash <ffil wool with Jt. a* It small, he was not dapper, and we
l.reathcd a sigli of relief. As he turn«1 "What makes Benedict so popular shop,” wild the practical
YY’haV a blessing It Is to die poor! of love making Although^he story of
old man —
1»
a
great
absorber
of
all
oils
and
re
­
organiains grow luxuriantly, and he
ed we looked at his face with eager­ amondlother men. I wonder.'
There $ left no will to tight over aud love is said to be thread worn, It Is nev-
Cleveland Plain Denier.
eoneludi^ that the flavor* and odors fuse matter found in raw wool.
O
ness.
"\*.iy, be i-ame right out, tlie other
{reputation Is secure from v*idallsm <4®t<>ld twice alike. No lover can ex­
An Artist*» Admirers
that are peculiar to various Halt eon
"It Is a thin, dark face, almost hag­ night, and acknowledged that his little
and scandal.
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pound Its mysteries to another. It I* serves nr edue to the micro-organisms
POCKET scale .
"Don't
you
thing
Mrs.
Dawbitt
paint, O
gard; delicate, sensitive, wistful some­ boy never says anything worth repeau
• he one unique thing in creation.
beautifully?"
with v*lch they are crowded.
Aiitomohlllntn and bicyclers may each
how,
but
stronger
than
we
had
expect
­
ing.”—Philadelphia Bulletin.
Convenient for Physicians, Amateur
“Oh, yes. I actually took it for her
At the latest annual meeting of the
l>e strongly prejudiced In favor of tlielr
In®a recent dlvocce suit in the DI*
ed it to be. The dominating sadness of
Photographer* an<l other».
natural complexion at Arab" I’Uladtp
A Distinction.
particular wheel fads, but why start trlc^of Columbia the wife was given a Geological Society of America, Prof. I.
A convenient pocket scale for the n«e his face makes almost a real shadow
plila Bulletin.
: C. Russell ctilled attention to the recent of physlcl «n», photographer* nnd oth­ over it He smlle«l once or twice, but
running each other down?
decree and alimony, but her prayer for |
discovery tlrrit many of the svampa ers who require a scale capable of ac­ his face did not once really light up.
Mitigating.
tiie custody of their children was dis
... peninsula of curately weighing small quantities of But sadgind thin as It was, ft is a face
Hie ............
southern
Htntlstlcs^iy that »S.OOO.UOO Invested missed and the father named as cus und lakes In .....
"Wasn't it terribly lonesome an<i
Michigan
are
rlcff
in
ealc*eoua
marl,
in the Vnlteil State* In the manufai ture Indian Instead. The decision was upon
dreary living away up there amoug tne
drugs, chemicals or other nolld sub- tliat one would not soot^ forget—yes,
of playing can*. A* much mere 1» In­ purely economic grounds. The Judge Hultalde for making Portland cement. stance* I* here illustrated. A* soon as and that one would be glad to remem­
Eskimos for a whole year '.-”
vested dully in "playing'' caru
"It was dcliglitful in the «prn(i
held that a father Is the gum-dlan that Although partly composed of shells, tin* Imx lid Is opened the standard, ber."
ma'am. Tb,j' don't do any bousedrag,
the law
la recognizes and the olfe that the the Michigan marl I* principally a which HUpport* the scale beam, Is
hemlcal precipitate which Is still being throw t) Into an upright position by a
The woman wI)starred hengplf to law bolds to be responsible for prop*
The Hindu Child-Wife.
lug up there.”—Chlcogo Tflbune.
A Hindu childwife divides her yea.
fioatti In treatment of rheumatism had support and equation, and In dlscharg- formed. The precise m«*tliod of it» for­ Hpring. This scale beam Is Just long
Man's Contrary Nature.
tlie satlsfacHon of knowing »♦* she ex­ Ing the responsibility that the law mation Is not yet understood. The »up- enough to go in the I mix , mid tiie stand Into two Intervals, one of which she
"When John was younger he alivay,
ply
Is
practically
Inexhaustible.
Large
pired that a cure had been effe«**d.
ard is so connected to It that there is spends with her parents, this being a
pla> es upon him a father should not be
grumble«! when 1 asked him to dig ¿p
sort of vacation time, and the other she
hampered In deciding what is the best cement work» have lately been con­
the garden."
structed.
others
are
In
contemplation,
I'orty *ve trumpeters nccoitpany the for Ills rharges
spends
at
the
house
of
her
husband
s
It Is an unwelcome
"Well?"
ami
Prof.
R
iihhc
II
Says
that
Michigan
parents,
this
being
the
time
of
dally
Jj-.Ht »f Abyssinia wherever he got s precedent. Nature Intended mothers
"Now he has rheumatism. I simp),
can
easily
take
a
leading
|>lace
in
that
Here la one m*n at least who iloeigi t to lie tlie rearers as well ss the bear
downright drudgery. Village girls in
can’t keep him from getting out sui
Bengal blacken their teeth with mishl,
h#ve to toot bls own horn to be heard era of chRdren. No Judgment that a Industry.
digging It up before he ought to -la-
In 15!)3 the Japanese government^p
a coloring powder. The lips are black
f.
fHtner may possess can compensate for
diana polls Journal.
T
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also, and this Is supposed to make them
the loss of parental direction Inspired pointed au investigating committee on
Gov. Pow*s of Maine styles tills by maternal love, love
exceedingly charming.
He Wan Satisfied.
born with and earthquakes. This committee, which
"tlie suBaet yeir of th*)nineteenth een growing with the child,
"Do you believe that those who ci#
Writing letters, especially to her hus­
There are ex­ ha» now nearly completed it» labors, re­
"Miss
Flatte
Is
a
beautiful
player."
tury.” Ills excellency should l>* care­ eeptlons that prove the rule, of couise. ports. among other things, tliat It
sing and won't sing alsiuld be made to
band. Is thought to tie fearful immod­
"You mean she plays beautifully."
ful or he may be accused «»I* poaching The legal responsibility that Influenced seem» likely that one part or another
esty In a Hindu girl; and she has no
sing, Mr. Sourdrop?” asked Ml*
"No; that's Just w-hat I don't mean.
upog Grover Cleveland '* epigrammatic tlie novel decision eould have^een re of Japan will lie visited by a destruc­
chance of improving her mind by In­
Screeclier, with a coy glance tow utd the
—-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
tive
tflrthquake
once
In
every
two
and
preserve*.
piano.
•
telligent
conversation
with
any
one.
mined by awarding tlie custody of the
a half year». That portion of the land
She must write to herdiusband, though
“No, I believe In letting well enough
children
to
the
mother
and
requiring
All that Mas Necessary.
Youthfub Jokers In a Boston suburb
bordering the Japan Sea Is »eldom dis
she has to do It by stealth in the night
“Were your amateur theatricals a nlone,” said the tneau old thiug.-Bal-
caused tin* dentil of a prominent doctor tlmt tin- father pay a sflpidated sum at turbc«l by other than local earthquake»,
The moon is her lamp, a stick out of success?”
tlrnore American.
by stretching a wire over which lje rej^ilar Intervals for the proper sup­ while tlie Pnelflc coa»t of tlie country
the domestic broom her pen, the Juice
port
and
education
of
the
children.
He
"Oh,
yes;
every
one
In
them
had
An Exception to the Rule.
trlppgil. Tin, wonder Is that tills va­
of the pulu berry her Ink, and proba­ friends enough to convince him that
will have to pay much more for In­ frequently suffer* from great shock*
"We ought to put more personal
riety of "jokes" d--*# not more often
originating
under
tlie
«wean.
YVhen
a
bly tlie dried leaf of the banana her pa­ he was the best one of the lot.”—Phila­ warmth In our letters.”
ferior attention. To any nothing of nat
ro< KIT M ALE.
b.nd tiofutal affairs
per, A Hindu glrlotnust always keep delphia Bulletin.
uriil or nequlrod disposition or cnpnclty reglolf 1» Mliiiken by constantly recur
"Oh, I don't know. A man 1 knew
- ■ - -
for directing the steps of the children ring »mall earthquakes. It appears to lie no connecting or adjusting of parts the Inner apartment of the house, She
"Why should women wear hats In
onee put a lot of personal warmth in
Would Not Hugar-Coat the Pill,
renilered
safe
against
the
oecurrenefPof
is only let out w Ren she goes to draw
«hurch?" asks Editor Richardson In tlie tflat fathers do not possess and of destructive shocks, because the accum- necesMiy, tin- acais being ready foe
Mrs. Young—Don't you lielleve in some letters, and ft got him into court
which mothers have nil overabundance,
instant use as soon as the ease Is open­ water for the household either from managing one's husband by letting him In a breach of promise sulL”—Indian­
Atlanta Journal. Why not go to tlie
fathers are required to nlisent them S’lnti...... if stres» In tin- earth's crust at ed. Another good idea In this design the pond or the well or the l river,
vary root of tlie matter mid Inquire
apolis Journal.
think he Is having his own way?
Holies from home pursuing their voca­ that point is prevented.
Is to have a sliding lieam scale, so thut Hence the waterside Is a great femi-
w iij millinery establishments are per
Mrs.
Strong
—
Decidedly
not!
Man
Prof. E. II. Barbour, of the I'niver- there Is no picking out and manipula­ nine resort, a sort of women's club,
tions. The attention that they can not
Usee of the Foot.
Blltteil to exist?
give, even If possessing the aptitude, *ity of Nebraska, nfter comparing hl» tion of weights, tlie lieam weight be­ where there’ Is much gossiping and should be made to feel his inferiority.
Chicago person -Your custom of foot,
•
needs must be purchased Considering ow n observations In INIi.’i with thus«* In ing «Imply adjusted at the proper point plenty of stolen leisure. Christian Reg­ —Puck.
binding Is wholly Incomprehensible to
A New Jersey Judge Ims ordered (lie
only the welfare of tlie children, the IHOO, anil collecting the opinions of oth ,01 tlie beam to balance tlie opposite ister. “
Fqiielching a Gradgrind.
ufi.
aaoMiers of bud I hijh to spauk them in
er
visitors
to
tlie
National
Park,
ex
­
only consideration Hint Is entitled to a
"But how," asked the hard-featured
Chinese person—There Is everyth ag
pan and its contents, when its weight
court. ¿ills w ill relieve. New Jersey
How
the
Young
Elbow
the
Old.
hearing, how much better It would presses the fear Hint within a decade can lie read on tlie scale at onee. Tills
riian who was losing at the pictures, In usage. Your custom of foot padding
fathers of bud boys mid at the amue
"The part of w isdom Is not to drop "do you know this is an accurate like­
o *
have liecn for the court to have ordered many of tin* scene* now most attractive narangement
also secures great stabll
Is quite incomprehensible to us.— De­
time leave the Judge secure III Ills po
that the purchase of tills attention In the nondiQful Yellowstone Y'alley Ity, as the box, when opened, forms one's tasks too early, not to be in haste ness of Homer?”
troit Journal.
altlou. There la no lind Isiy vote.
,
to
retire
from
[Mists
of
Influence
and
w
III
tin
ve
disappeared,
He gives de­ tile base for the scales, and prevents
should tie from the mother, bv giving
"Do you know, sir. of anybody else
Just Like Other Women.
duty,
”
writes
Margaret
E.
Sangster
In
them Into her custody and command tall* showing that nearly al! the hot
Now thnt they lune found a shell Ing the father to contribute to their Hpring* and geyser» have declined In tlieir being toppled over when in use. tlie I.adlq^' Home Journal. "Insensi­ It looks like?" demamlcd the artist.
“No."
which will pien e tlie b.flvlvst armor
bly the young, with a certain uncon­
support. Tiie law’s res|Minalblllty would activity. "Old Faithful” geyser still
“Then of course it’s Homer."—Chi­
Naming the Priui-e of Wales.
we amy confidently expect to hear that
scious
arrogance,
elbow
the
old
out
of
doe»
honor
to
Its
mime.
Imt
the Interval
have been discharged and nature's ob
(
About six hundred years ago there the way, and monopolize the places In cago Tribune.
Heta lsidy has found a waj Io mnk^ Jis-t furthered
between Its eruptions, formerly an
was
a
king
of
England
Edward
I.
tfiv minor resist It. Thus tlie game has
every profession and branch of busi­
hour, Ims increasi# to "5 or so niln-
Afraid of Her Majesty.
w ho subdued the people of Wales. Af ness, Yet the young are not dowered
proceeded Bom tin* first, mol so it will
utee. Meanwhlle there seems to be^n
Mr. Gladstone's Will.
"My dear Mrs Tlmtnidd. bow have
ter
conquering
tlie
Welsh
he
was
anx-
continue to the end.
with experience, nor have they the you managed to keep your cook so
The "great commoner” was as simple Increase of ebullition In the water~of lous to get their
good-wlll, and so, .riper judgment of maturity. But they
long?"
In tlie net <>f devising fits worldly goods the greatest of all th«* geysers, tiie Ex-
0 it appi'.'ifls that tlie pie linker* of New ns he lind been all hla life In other ■elslor, whose outbursts have always when it happened that his first baby do have what age has often lost en-
“Keep her?
That’s easy enough,
priuee
was
born
In
Carnarvon,
iu
thuslasm, self-confidence and pluck, It’s only because none of us have the
York Hie tiilti’ unable to keep up w ith things, lie wrote tils will In a common been separated by Irregular period.*.
toiles,
he
had
a
bright
idea,
He
an-
old people are sometimes out of touch courage to discharge her."—Phlladel-
their orders. They can't find the nee«,*- memorandum book, with his own hand 'overIng years nt a stretch, nnd there I*
HHry expert help reqitln ,C an.I the de in Ins p«>< ullurly neat and legible baud hope that It may lie preparing another nounced tliat his boy was n native of with the present age. They have pbla Bulletin.
Willes oue w lio could *1'0 k Welsh ceased to be receptive; they have
tuand frequently Im* to go un*atlHtl«Ml. writing The moat inteftatlng part of 'xhlbltlon of Its power.
Willing to Write u Few More.
Just as well as any other tongue (tills grown mentally lnhospltal>le and InerL
Which seem* to show tlmt this ancient tlie doeumetit Is tin* second clause, re
was true, ns the baby was but a few 1» there, however, the slightest reason
Friend—Tennyson once received $10
fori* of dessert is holding It* own luting to funeral arrangements, which
QUAIL-HUNTING IN EGYPT,
weeks old), and be should therefore be w hy a woman should rust out through for one line.
BuB'lHBoiely Hgiilu-I til«- lni>,;i,|-* "I liiv was Htrlctly carried out:
people's ow u prince, E<?\Mrd. mere Indolence before she has done the
Half u Million ii Year Enanared by tlie
Poet—Well, on one occasion I wrote
frHtl'ed sweets mid frothy nothin#,
< ■■flnmendltig myself to t£j* Infinite
Natives,
Priuee of Wales.
full measure «f service required by her one line and received $20.
1 retell eookliookH.
mereb-H of God In the Incarnate Son
Much Ims been said lately of the cap­
Twenty-three Wears after tills babj Master for the time in which she Ilves?
Friend—Extraordinary!
<3
an my only mid sufficient hope. I leave tore of quail In Egypt, touching the became King of England, and about As a teacher as an artist, as a house­
I’oet—Not at all! You see, I was a
"'1 Iflit I* Hie eighth boy," said Hie tlie partlenlarH of my burial to my exec protest
made by Frenchmen against fifty years later Ills grandson had as­ mistress ant* I mother, in whatever field student then and I wrote home to fath­
ABiro# of it city employment bureau ittora, apis lfylng only, that ft In to be carrying the birds across French terri­ signed to liiiii, as tlie third Prince of you are, my
friend, do not withdraw er, "Please send nie a twenty at once.
reeititly, who In# , ollie today to en very simple and nlao private, unless tory fog English use.
1'ntil this mat­ Wales, the crest and motto which has from active duty too soon. There is Uuied."
ga* a cook, laundres* or lutilm maid they Hhnll consider Hint there are con­ ter rost^ nobody
seemed to know ti» lit been lwirne by all the English kings' need at the front for the woman of
Moreover, each one ban made a good clusive reasons to the contrary. That
Taking Ilia Spite Out.
___
"Did Lot wife
quail existed In Egypt, but they do - sons who have since that day bail the warm heart and trained capacity for
set'ctlon, stated til* requirements clear I desire to be burled where tny wife by tlie millions.
He was bolding up one side of the
affairs, and her
1
“No; to rubber.
title. The crest Is three ostrich featb
age Is of little conse-
ly. aud fiulslied In half the time III* may also
' “ He. That on no account shall
The passage of bands of quail over era. and the motto Is the sentence, "Ich quence If she is equal to her work. vestibule when the milkman arrived.
OotlB'i 0 sinter would liave oe, upleil
An A filici ion.
any laudatory Inscription be placed tlie coast of the delta of the Nile, from dlen" "I seri^j" It was given to tiie There never was a time when the
"What do you mean b> being sb
fit? chap (angrily) Look here! To*
’Tlie new twiy Is a* distinct a lALduet over me.
Port Said tu Alexandria, beginn In Sep Black Prince, a lioy of great promise, JudgmeitL of mature age xvas more late?" he thutfllered.
® tlie ioq ' «« the new woman lie cun
"W-why. sir," stammered tlie milk­ warranted this horse to me to l e en-
tember and last* a month and a half, who fought bravely at the battle of needed than It is to-day,”
A Fine Memory.
Qake III* own bed. hi w button* on hl*
tirely without faults, and now 1 find
man, “It Is only 5."
Hie bird* arttvlng In little groups and Crecy. Forward.
•
W Bourke Co* kran. the Democratic
• w* etitlie*. manage a bachelor entail
"Doesn't matter! My wife ripped me that be is stone blind.
alighting ou the dunes.
A Plea for Tea.
IIO nieBt for bln father and liliuself, orator, Is Halil to have a marvelous
Country chap (cheerily»—Wa al, biliid-
"Nature Is, after all. to be depended op for being late and I got here at 4.”
Generally the chase la made by mentis
A Thrifty Halflt.
SBake out the mentiH and do chafing memory .lame* D. Hughe* relate* h© of nets of five meters high, which the
ness
ain’t a fault; it’s an affliction.—
upon
pretty
thoroughly,
”
said
a
Chi
­
“Stinginess is one thing and an ob-
One Way Around It.
«is« cookery, all without losing hi* tin* I'lilliidelphla Record that »evoral natives extend ou <'>l*l^) fastened to
Puck.
servance of exfrsslve nicety in fimin cago physician who lias made a study
Bronson s w ife lias conceived a
rank In school or bl* prestige among years ago lie hh I In tlie third row In the pole*, in tlie fci*hluu of curtains gild
dal details Is another." said a Western of the effects of tea on the system. “For great future for him. She wants him to
Thrown Down Again.
lialeony of a Imll in Cleveland. Ohio, Ing on t heir rods.
11# buy mates.
example,
it
is
the
exceptional
person
man who Is worth a good deal of mon-
“I have always been a reader of your
run for office.”
•
e
w hen Mr. Cockrnn delivered an ndilreH*
In reality the net Is double. The first ey. "As au example I will cite a rich who craves tea at breakfast, a time of
"Are you sure she Isn't looking for poetry," began Mrs. Gushe.
Hrunswtck. M«^, a place of ii I miu I there Two years later he was pre near the #.!<' of the sea I* of meshes
old u^’le I once liad. lie xvas a mill­ the day at which It Is least needed and cause
"I am glad," replied Algernon Charles
for
divorcer’—Philadelphia
",<»»> Inhabitant*. I* probably tlie tlrat •**nt»‘<l to Mr Coekran. He said
"I very large and Io.^e. Imt on the back ionaire nnd not stingy, but he watched Is frequently most Injurious. Tea with
North American.
Mystic, "that some oue under-tan 1»
municipality In the 1 'lilts**! State» to do not romemtier liavlng m<£ you, but Is another uet when* tlie bird will real­
dinner,
too.
Is
not
to
be
recommended,
the [icnnie* like a hawk, and he was
me.”
undertake forest planting ou a l*ge your face I* familiar to me." Mr. ly com»> and perch itself In the folds
Respect Age.
M • x , t:ng tl.at every tiodi *ii,l, lie liecause even If perfectly made there Is
"Oh, but that Is what I have been
acale, or v^iat I* practically th«* old Hughe*! replied that Mr Coekran had formed by this second net of small
Ida
I
don't
understand
it!
____
Every hoplflg to meet you for. I wanted you
was the meanest man In the county; sure to be a little tannic add In its coin-
vvorltl liistlBflloii of ii town forest The never Been Idin before, t>ut that he had tnesbes TiiereO* another method of
but he wasn't, for he gave away $1<>.- (Hwitlon, and the stomach, in attempt­ time the comedian tells a few Jokes the to explain."—Philadelphia North Amer­
t#w n own* h tract of nlHuit I. imhi acre* »eon Mr Coekran In the West "Ah, capture which l:< more °plcturesque.
<MS) a year in various charities that he ing the digestion of a heavy meal, l£> vender boys in the gallery tieglu to ican.
of what wa» once pine land, but long yes." he cried, quickly, "at Cleveland Rows of dried bram lies are placed on would not
let the recipients mention, much better without this principle. a ' shout: ' Peanuts!" at tlie top of their
alii«*«* given over to tire aud tin, kle two year* ago. you sat In the balcony." the shore. At tlie foot of each branch But to the
"After B o'clock, however, tiie hour 1 voices.
case In poluL One day I
Wnntd Do In Hi* Absence.
lierrie»
At a recent meeting of the Mr Coekran afterward explained that is disposed a tuft of fresh herbs. In a*k< <1 I fl
“Dobley has Just txiught the Century
for a nickel for ear fare, that fashion and custom agree In pro I May—They do that to drown the
vidIng tea. Is an hour that is also prop- I cries of "chestnuts" from the other
council FKxi on» appropriate,! to Im the fa ch of hl* auditors are strongly the middle of which Is arrange,0 an telling him
I would return It whcu I
Dictionary for his wife.”
prove thl» land by plHiitlng It to white »tiim|^dQii|H>ii Ills mind whenever lie opening which end* lu a snare. The
"Yes; he said something might eotne
got some change, but I ftirgot all atiout er and favorable to the system. Tlie boys. -Chicago Newt.
pine. Meed will lie purchased and a *l>eaks In puNle, and remain upoo his quail, tlrod by Its Journey, takes refuge It. Three months after that It ocrur supply of energy with which the day
up she'd want to know about some
One
on
Her
Husband.
nursery •*»tabll»h«*<! to raise th«* younir memory Tor years afterward Cleve­ In the branch, without figuring t.i Itself ri*d to the old gentleman to be very was begun Is about exhausted, and a
“YY hen you're downtown to-day,” tinj* when lie didn't happen to be xt
tree»
At tlie tli#it age they will lie land Plain Dealer.
tliat It Is going to put H-P.f Into a trap nice to his five tiepliens and n e, es, cup of well-made tea Is often a refresh­
q
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said
Mr« Jltwqwak, "I want you to home."—Life.
trnn»|dnnt«*d In i,,v# and set out 111 the 1
ment
and
tonic
that
Is
l>oth
acceptable
■
where a native will surprise It and kill and at Christinas four of them received
Dulie«-Proof Nhtelds on Rifles.
get
something
at the druggist's. If you
IMmttlolis they will tlnully iH-eupy ami
It. With these perfected mean* of de­ c I ii -P h * for $5,1»») each, while mine aud deairflble."—Chicago Chronicle.
Girlish Playfulness.
A bullet proof shield has b«$n Invent struction. It Is not astonishing that each
can't get It at the druggist's you can
will then require little more care ex
"1 wrote that girl three letters asking
was for $ l.iflr.) "A’>. It was just hl*
get it of the iceman."
««•pt pr«>t«M-tlon from tire. The land st rd which, It now seems certain, vvi’i Io year more than half a million of these way, don't you see? I owed bitu that
He Won’t Get Het a Bicycle.
her to return my diamond riu^>
present It aliM>lutelj^un|iroductlve. If adopted by the British *fantry. Al­ pouf) little blnls are taken St Louis
YY hat's the matter with you?” de-
Mr. W impley My constant aim In
’’Did you get it?’’
nickel and he wanted It."
tl.e new plan Is ■mvessful II will not though less than one eighth of an Inch Post Dispatch.
this tfe Is to do something to make the manded her spouse.
Are you crazy?
"Finally she sent me a don't w rry
In
thickness.
It
Is
absolutely
bullet
There
’
s
nothing
that
the
world better.
only I m * ornamental, but profitable. I
druggist aud button."
How the{le*rt Escape t.
h keep!”
Town foreata «re common In Europa proof at lesa than 3«»> yard* against NEW FIND OF FULLERS EARTH.
Mrs. Wlmplcy - Well, you'll do It; 1 Iceman
An old officer, walking aloug Fall
feel sure of that.
"Oh.
t here Is !”
ami often furnish a large part of the Lee Metford and Mauser r:*-« firing
Kin tne*. < urea ■ Had Habit-
Mall.
stopp«*<l
to
speak
to
a
crc
"inC
-•■ril.e ammunition. Tlie*hleld Is de Dri**«»it« of Unusual Purity Hixovrrrii
municipal revenue.
’ What Is It. I'd like to know?” O
Mr.
Wimpley-Ah.
Marla.
I
am
glad
Horses often have wbat Is called th*
swwpcr
w
ho
aiutisi him lt> military
In Florids.
signed for the protection of the soldier
by. pond's extract. tny dear!”— vice of abylng. that la. of starting s'*»'
that you have for once In your life In­
There has Just been brought to light fashion.
New York World.
Ó
There are two facts which will make when lying down to fire and£lso when m ar 11 • < >. k I. ■ i.
denly at the rustle of a leaf or a plec«
. Rt 1 er, © rt<, n
You have !><•<■ i In the *^ v Ice. my dicated that you have faith In my abil­
O
ity to accomplish something.
tiie year ll*»> an epoch marker in liu advancing Into artion When stivane- miles west of Tall 1 ’ «•»•* |?)(K) wliat man?" said he.
of paper, or at the approach of au?
Her Secret.
Ing
In
the
face
of
a
heavy
Are
the
shield
Mrs Wlmplej Yes. yoti'll die some
man even*
1. it will !*• th* first
She Doesn t the grand old sphinx object to which they are not a •u’
Is Iclleied by evperts to be one of the
"I hare thin, yer honner!" ropll«*d the
day. Then the world will tie better— awaken glorious emotions in your tom«l. Clearly this Is the remnant of
time 111 till- lilsb'ty ,'f iiiatiklnd Hint - filed to the rifle and the rIN* tiring most wonderful pure veins of fuller's sweeper. In a broad Irish brogue.
t hbago News.
sixteen million* of f*em«*n ha*e voted carried In a vertical position. th«» ubichi earth ever discovered in any country.
breast.
an instinct Inherited from their w id
"Have you be«*n In any engage
lu the clioi«*, of their national Chief ■ wings In a way to protect the bva<l It 1« »aid to yield, at the expenditure of meats r*
H© Well, yr«, that la- be always re­ progenitors in the »teppes or pralr •■*.
q
mid
chest.
Chinese Widow« *>rldom Marrv.
Magistrate. 2. The man whom they
minds me of a w ot ñían w ho _____
shun* I waiHill through the Crlmaya
tery little lalsir, Ini men*** quantities of
has firmly where the sudden rustling of a
In China it is the ru'
elect will I*** Hit' first Au -i :-an l‘r»-»l
A 1 > lety deter nin.4 That whP will never tell
fuller's
earth.
which
stands
the
Its»
w
ar."
<
hlldren
Held
Na,
red
In
—
—I Lar might Indicate the presence of a wolf
that
widow«
«to
not
Japan,
remarry.
«lent Inanguratisl In the twentieth een
They age • <•*!*•.t Free Fre*s.
test that Is to say. there la no waste.
"D Id you get any wounds?" ask«*«! the are not forbtdd«*n to d<
and w here everything that was stra:
From
one
end
of
Japan
to
the
other
• so. Imt ti
tury. and from his inauguration the
«re
Nearly all mines of the kind contain, offie. r.
was. therefore, suspicious.
thought more highly »T If the;
Ills Only Chance.
progress of the A merle* n people will a i-hlkt is treatml a* a saered thing, tie tieside* the valuable
It Is Idle as well as cruel to beat a
'O "I w a* shot through me heart."
In <uxb*r to en- Mirage them the
"Well," «aid the poet. “I never can
l»e re* konc*l «luring that century. I here It bbb ' b own <>r a »tranger'a. Each one flint grai el. sand, et . l<ut this ' Is alie*^
plleil the en» •sunt sweeper, without
horse
for shying. That only fncrea«e
<
aril«*alt«
iiamr
and
addn***
on
a
ticket
ment.
when
they
have
r*
*'? PtaJae, anyway.”
Is imleed no way of Indieatlng the
' " ! ft
lutely tiO of all such substani'es.
slight**«! I m «Itatlon.
his alarm, am! may easily reduce
50 and have not retnarri
No. the critic admitted. '*not
.rried,
confer*
growth of thl* nation that i* in,,re round it« ne- k, but «t .QJ It tn<l,'i**t
on
I0lrr «»< earth I» a soft clay and It has
'IB
"Get along. fellow !" said the offl.er them a tablet eontainln
striking than tn *tate the rrenrtl of a *■’’ <y f'011 b'uue Ls»! Htid «heiter and many tiae* < Halt * , viitury »£>
a eulogy of less your »tuff improve» wonderfully to the ytate of terror In which be I«'**’
lini it
.. w . as Indignantly. aa*ui ling that the sw«***;w*r
his bead entirely. Horses in that Btate
their
virtues,
whicb
they
can
stick
in
the
future."-Ubieago
Time«
Herald.
few of it* Presidential vote*. Abr* kindii' -• »' .©l inert It anywL^rr
little tnlii«Mt In Ef> • ’and. ant P « as
up
was an linposror "If you hail been
OO
°
seem to i«»se not <M)ly their heads, but
over their front door if they like.
li*m l.ln<x>ln reset rial a .popular vote of
taluable
there
that
exportation
of
It
shot through the »'art you would have
Remark .bte Chance.
Hlgheai Inhahltril Place,
their per«?rptive s*-9**s six! a ho"~ a
le*s than 2,«aai taai tn it total vote of
win
prohibited
O
O
tw***n as dead
The lilghest Inhablt**«! pla.v In Hie
doornail!”
It ts a pity that the woman whose 0l’o you think that Turkey wiU p<j that condition may dash headiou
4,«N0.IK That wa* only forty years
Twelve nillen Iron) ttifV^sce of the
' But shun*
world la thr cuatrin hoiise *>f Ancoaiar-
»ai«1 the man. “me
■ I» gtu at dawn, and last all day, »¡ia: n.I. mn ty? " asked the Ot s. r«»® against a stone «Qll The habit of s.
ago Garfield waa elected In lhhii^y a
ca. In Peru, it Iring l«,<as> feet aliov» new dlmx)verjr wre two fullers earth heart was® me throa'Q-tt the time!”
•
® 0- © -
i Boarder.
iug. when once fortn«*d. Is dltflcult
vote of 4.440JIM In a total of lt.20fl.4K
tnlnea that itaxe hern worked for a
"If it d<w
the ar*
O
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•
sick
child,
has
no
resource
by
striking
Q
' ’ '«’eyd -Mr«, but It may almost always be i
Thr l*rraldeM eh,*«en thia year will cer­
’•'titc ti J» QM II kiiuwo a* the Hard
Boarder, "i th, W will be oue oi the
The children'• idea ,,f g,H*t luck Is t<> for an eigut-bour law
vent«! by such Consistent kludnes*
tainly poll a popular vote of A.ntsi.f*g)
We «till think that about the fuunl mine an«! the other 1» owned by the have their mother pr»-pane for a party,
alngular m.
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treatment as to overpower the Inba. it
or tberratamts four time* aa many *a est thing ri the world is tue priaSa#’ Utandard <41 C«tnpaB/. The product and a big ra.n prevent
"What?"
guests fri>us
eagles are as han! 0 catch as
ln«in<*t of instant flight from poo» !>••
Were c- t for Lincoln aud nearly twice of a serio cvuilc pia/.
q —
lertfeb fvr retain* crude oil eviuiua.
I '.tome on ear silver Jul Hjs.
\ Turkey makiafl o go®» of It danger In which the bab.t orlgtua*«».
•Bif -PittablU-g L’LroU:c.*-Te.,-gray>.
Uur Xu.uial Friebd.
®
O
Eugene City Guard
as many as were east for all candidates
lo issu
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