The Eugene weekly guard., June 16, 1900, Image 2

Deeuratla« tb» T«etb-
Id th* I.ord.
The Kind You Have Always lUmglit, and which hue been
lu use for over 30 years, has borne the sitfiiature of
_— and has been made under his per-
Honal supiTvision since its infanev.
Allow uuuii« lodei eive you in thF.
All Counterfeits, Imitation» and Siiiistitut«-* arc but Ex­
periment» that trifle with anil endanger tile health of
Infants and Children—Experience against Exp«Tiuieiit.
What is CASTORIA
Casrorla la a substitute for
I
Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops
and Soothing Hyrups. It
1 is Harmless and Pleasant. It
contuiiiH neither Opimi ■» Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays l-'evcrishuosa. It cures Diarrliœa and \Vin<la
Colle. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures ('onstipatlou
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulatea tho
,Mtonni( h and Bowels, giving healthy mid natural sleep.
The Children*» Panacea—The Mother's Friend.
GENUINE
CASTORIA
o
ALWAYS
Bears the Signature of
The Kind Yon Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
DOES A COLLEGE EDUCATION
PAY?
Kodol
"Cooperage 1« oue of tbe trades that
no one thought of Improt ing until w ith
In recent years,” said a manufacturer,
"but tb>-n tbe Inventors and expert ina-
I cbinistb started In with such a rueb
that it takes a g<exl deal of our time
keeping abreast of tbe Improvements
that are coming into tbe market every
day.
"The work used to be done entirely
by band, aud the coopers often bad to
buy their hoops from a firm that made
nothing else. Tb« coopers were nut
well enough equipped to make all the
different parts of n barrel themselves,
□ nd often they bought everything out­
side and merely put tbe barrels togeth­
er. It used to take five or six men to
do tbe work properly, and an hour’s
time would perhaps turn out ten bar­
rels.
"As the system Is now, all the differ­
ent parts are made by oue machine,
and only one man Is needed to attend
It. After tbe wood 13 fashioned into
staves and boops aud braces by It tbe
pieces are run through another section
of It and come out almost immediately
a finished barrel, ready to be loaded
ami shipped to our customers.
“On a regular average about 30 bar­
rels can be turned out lu an hour. You
can see what tbe saving Is over tbe old
way. Employing six men for une hour,
as they used to do, we can get 100 bar­
rels, where by the old system tlnjy
were only able to get ten.”—I’ittsburg
Chrontele-Telegrapb.
rkable deed ever
[lie pr!vateoes-
•cester in bias­
ed on a rock
ittlesnake bill.
uutla ry Hue be­
anti Leicester.
two u
<»li| Solomon Parsons, who was wid»»-
' ly known lu Worcester county as an
eccentric charai-ter, ami particularly
us a crank on the subject of religion,
paid William C. Hall $125 fur a parcel
uf laud, and directed Hall to convey It
by deed to the A imlgbty. In order
that tbe greatest possible publicity
mi flit 1 ' given to his »llspositlun of tbe
pr»»|MTty Parsons had tbe deed of
transfer cut Into the rock verbatim et
literatim.
During Ills lifetime Parsons Is said
•to have made several attempts to have
the deed recorded, b?»t the register of
<leed>» who was aware of bls eccen­
tricity, each time put bin» off with the
explanation that no official recortl was
re<piired in tbe case of a transfer of
real Aitate to tbe Almighty.
Parsons died Intestate s»A'eral years
«go, aud tbe administrator included
the parcel of land <ai Rattlesnake bill
in the Inventory of the old gentleman's
estate which he filed In tbe probate
court. A wag of a lawyer raised tbe
question of title, but tbe Judge decided
In the favor ofotbe administrator.—
New York Journal.
Anecdote» ot Colonel K«».
Colonel Ege wasj» fatuous character
A od and Drop Aaleep.
In the early days. Although living in
Dr. Pard.'ul of Turin claims that he Doniphan county, be was often In Atch­
Las discovered that the best method of ison, followed by a pad of houndis
treating obstinate insorunla Is to teft-k« He
a high fl»ned southern geiitlJ-
bis patients Imitate the drowsy hea­ m»n, with ♦ kind heart.
dings of a tired man while etttli.g In a
Oto»« day *blle returning homi from
| tills city he caftii acrcsJ t mAn whol»
chair.
Every oue who Las evwr watched a i wsgon was stuck in the mud in Ind*-
sleepy man la a train Las probably [ii'iideneo crv<
Itottoni. Colonel Ege
lieen amused by the neck distorting at <we started 1» to jjelj» the ml» pry
no»!« which Herald the approach of but hl» wagon With a fence rail.
sleep. If the observer has given any lA'lilfe both were working *W«y Ef*
thought to the subject nt all, be bus tiecMHe «»fry And yelled to tbe man,
probably decided that tbe cotitortlo:.» "Lift, you von ot g guti| you are not
are due to the simper's uaconaeli; ,« ef­ liftl:«g a pound.” Tbe mil picked lip
forts to preserve bls balance. Dr. Par- the et»d gate of tbe wagon and apllt It
dlnl says that the balance has mithlag over Ege's head, laying him up for
to do with It. He declares that nod­ three week». Ege bad his bat off when
ding Is pathologic; tb.at It la natu:»'s be wag struck and was so bald before
owu method of Inducing sleep.
coming to Kanaad that be was known
This, If properly carried out, bring* ad th« Bald Esgk? of Maryland.
the Lea l of the path nt altur .t upon
Ege always carried a pistol an<l was
his right shoulder. The body la tl:e • 4 always trying to Shoot through some-
to bi' Incline«) to ti e left and th« I •! t»odv’» hat without hitting him. On«
allowed to roll In that direction. Mill I day, at the Independence creek ferry,
uncontrolled by the muscles. As soon he »hot at a man, but aimed a littla
aa the head Las renclted the left e!
1- low and cronaed him. But Ege was
der muscular control Is to b- rtnsui d slwaye a gentleman: he took the msn
anil tbe bead raised slowly until it Is In Into hia home and tenderly cared for
the snn-.e position as at tb» beginning him until lie recoveted.—Atchltvit
of the exercise. Th. it tbe w! ' • :: th- Gio*’«.
od Is to be repeat, d ns to::g na i • If ni.
-It's a curious thing.” «Id the den­
tist as be caught the end of a nerve on
Prof-■ •
f Lyoeunt Shell Oystor Parlor, o
a crochet needle and knotted up a few
Obtained
$*.OOO Lito Ins-.rance
Inches of it in chain stitch, "that while
some people constder gold fillings v ery
■Mv b -sim-o. a- i'i..:"ictor of th.- Lyceum »hell i>¥..
disfiguring, more people look upon
them as desirable decorations. I have
that my lungs Ix-came attecteu.
-
1
bad a great many people come In here
and go to work at some-
thingould"«rs. lie said
and ask me to put gold fillings In per­
niy l»ngs were in bad
fectly sound front teeth. Of course I
shape, and 1 knew it
wouldn't do It; it wouldn't be profes­
just as well as he did.
sional. A great many colored people
The trouble had been
want solid gold teeth where there Isn't
growing on me for a
tbe »lightest necessity of having them.
longtime. Like most
"But tbe oddest request I've had yet
other people. 1 tried to
was from a variety actress — vaude­
make myself believe
ville, I believe you say nowadays—who
the trouble was not in
I
the lungs. I called it
\ .AjX
played here a short time ago. She
stomach trouble or ner------’ > v
came in to have a front ^ooth filled.
W hen I told her that the gold would I vous disorder, but I
ke it coughing, spitting
»how a great deal, what on earth do
and wasting <yvay right WT
you suppose she asked me? M by, she
along. I lost tn weight,
wanted to know If I couldn't drill the
falling from 140 to 115
cavity larger and make the filling look
pounds. Somehow or
not like a mere gold edge, but like the other, I got hold of Reit­
letter ‘J.’ She told me she was going
er s English Remedy
for Throat and Lung Ti
to marry a man named John, and she
as well as any man in N
thought It would be lovely to nave a
fore I took the cold whicti came so near killiny^me.
gold ‘J’ in her tooth.
ten p«unds more than ever. After recovering, I applied ¿T!
“Of course I couldn’t do that either.
policv. When the doct->r bt gan examining mepl wa, afraid»,.’
It would not be according to profca-
that my lungs had once been affected, but he didn't. I P4i'
sional ethics. It would be malpractice.
was pronounced in a first-class conditio» If that isn'Vproof of J
But that woman offered me the price
tive kidH that Acker's English Remedy is a great medicine I a?
of a dozen gold fillings if I’d only make
you call proof. I give it my warmest endorsement. My address :
the filling in her tooth foefc like a ‘J.’ ”
Anyone who wishes may write me persoti^lly about my case.' S|
—Washington I'ost.
Sold at 25c., 50c. and $t a bottle, throughout tile United St*,
nnd in England, at is. ad., as. 3d.. 4s. 6d. If you are not u;^?1
A Floral Mlraile,
return the bottle to your druggist, »nd get your money buck.
1
"Ti» must MagiilScent floral effect T
»> aulhori:'■ the
. fnt.iriNtee. »’. It. HOOKER I- CO., i-rofr^
ever saw lu my life,” sail Robert N.
Wils«* of tho Morgan Uno, “was la
For sale by W. L. DeLano. Eugexe
Texan. They have a flower these call­
ed ths ralalti-»wi*r, tlio botanical name
of which 1» tLo cooperla. It usually
blovLr.a three or four days after a rain. MOTT’S
I was through the country to look after
homo land for a friend, and the thing
i f menstruation.”
that struck mo ia that particular lo-
oullty was t!w utt-r tgrrenness cf the
whote laudscap.. Thore was a low
pioce of lai.d of ten acos or iu«re that
was cover»«! with kw, Ida ;k vines that
wore d wl b !ly uninviting. Four hours
! t
: a i avy f ' 'or a!, wrr. I
pts.’- d this plitee of land, ari l It was
abeolut ly cov-red with w! at *• emo 1
C^-,; C”
ASLW Ntt MAC-
• u
.1» .-i ♦•.•tt
to be tbe prettb st flowers I l ad ever Lion.
You »’ar. exa nine it at y<»‘a n»- tr-’-t f. •■,.lit »<>»» . j if f-oun.t .... —.
reeu. It was cu* enormous t-ouquet, prr'rf..’v ki-lafar! ,»rj.exa>'t.v as reore-»eu< <1. «quti Io mark -lc .o' :rrs «a,. K*
M b.c1!»*
.‘>0, at> ! Tilt CfiMTEtT Wl! >413 T-»l w-y ------- tS£Y*’'
aud tbe fragnn »»fro« It wa« almost
Intoxicating.
awl frei<h4 cnar^a. Macbtno weighs i2v i»ound3an’4fiMf*e<-|it win
eealM I'r each 6W miles 8i>£ IT T4SEE N
Ji in
“I .could «carcetyd 'lleve tbe evld>»<»o« /««araimhom»,
a«ri we will return y»»t.r|l5, »any aay j ». are a«t
of n«y own ey«a, but there It was, what
u * ** {- tf'Cerent
and ttr.-slea of brwi«.,.* V«ehk> « M i .¿O.
f .’1.0».
co, all f il.y it •crihffl in onr Fr. ® ¥»>niiltf
med to I an unsightly waste trans­ i ■ aekiae Ca.ia..»pae,
but 413.3«» for this UiiOF L»K’lk CA a JJAFT fci
formed as if by; aglc into a bower of thefreateal »aide evfir oflvrc-4 by anv honaa.
bloom.
tisemeota,ofering unknown machine» uni! r va i 'UiMnt.><, v. i’th vatinuelo
“I made Inquiry of the natives and ¿•srements. Write eoire friend In Vltir hjo astdiaaea ■ ..oarer diab:« mad srito are net
has e”ery « om ' kj I MF
m .
learned tlrnt oDce la a !■.«< time the
EVERY Gt.-lMx »• G.>T MF KfERT
MADK *
MAW. MTH TAB
rainflower bloomed In a f*w hours aft­
Ml»( . a C> MiJIU
ter t
»- -
wk '
r»» In AwM-rfam.^
er a rain, though ordinarily the blos-
1 •' h‘ "* * •‘*'-'-'•-■’1 n«Mssay
wm» did not appear for three or four
days and then usually came la tbe
'1 dr-»pi*ing it In si:
night."—New York Comse rtla! Advee-
Dr »iesk. (:»»• aberop.-n *'1 th full len
> -■ <1 g * f» ><y
h'te»t 1-dM) «’s - s Z m
titer.
a
PEWOJMUSS b
For Sale By Linn Drug Co
Kx-I’resicknl Grover Cleveland
contributes to this week’s issue of
the Saturday Evening Post the
Digests what you eat.
first magazine article he lias written
-
It.
artificially digest «the food and aids
« nrt h- left the While House. It Wtture
in strengthening and recon­
iis a vigorous and remarkably structing t lie exhausted digestive or­
It, is thel.it ist discovered digest­
f rceful discussion of the question, gans.
ant and tonic. No other preparation
1> is’a Piro ▼•idBh!»..
"Poett a College Education Pay?" can approach it in efficiency. It in­
Proverta uncomplimentary to the
stantly
rellev.
sand
;»»
iinan»
ntly
cures
t 'kln*»« A r I r h 111 r 11».
«¡ d it is of interest not only to the Dyspepsia, bl
’H’S-t-'J.'' 1 —"Tf U-dt'.-tbllH-f ’■,».; >, tki-stnick
W
a. Heartburn,
The Chinese rejolc» In a wti,.! Nd ftlr «t t are common tn Spain. "A wo­
Cl t. fg, ad ' ft’
e tjwudle rent:ir rNmvth iron «Z
va« Didn’t Far.
ki-iJ [ m ari » 1’ meli nf.ed,»- f thrêariinirvlm
thousands of young men who are Flatulence, Sour Stomach, Nausea, talent for Inaccuracy lit »very ('. ' »11 man, like a pavement, should be well
h‘.l ». i
.............. »• I m » uii- ■ -
----- ’
-HI.! • • fc«MW
Not all car conductors ar» nsseelr
Headache,Gast ralgla.t’ratnps.and
trampled on to be kept in order,” “A
< '
'.tel
,i-
.... show C:a
considering the problem, but to the Sick
allother result s i >f imperfect digestion For Instance, a pound or a pint var!-•« woman it like n candle, Twist her 1 Arc'-nl singers in of far»«. A poor
•4 -rt «I
'
"
' ÌABIIST»»»
iHXnJôf
—
tens of thousands of parents who Prepared by E. C. DeWitt A Co.. Cbicaga- as Jt suits the merchant's fancy. lu neck If you wish her to be good;” “Bo- woman got oa a Twenty-third «treat
n- i l
q.e .
. ..-ry kn.» n
1 *•* I. MfiV-,
some part you get half or a quarter
f ni?’i .'.j Doo < .4 Ila ju t how an
• can run itMdjj
-*r<
ero
»town
car
at
Fourth
avenue,
and
Limi of I tno- *'TLL. A dO«Ye«r«* ’b.
VINCENT & CO . Corner Drug Store. as much as you do In ot! ■ rs for t! ware of a bad woman, and do not trust
may have doubts, Mr Cleveland
kei’-Ms»'*
çrcpîr> t
to - i ->* v. .«liuetiitMwd
a good one
‘Crying In a woman and as It was well under way and she was
•
'»ur storkiMptr
same ¡»rice and measure.
does not judge success simply by
t»2».''i)
t
*8
th« if oonrin«ed that t
about to hand her fare to the conductor >&<).<9O,
y ynur fietoN j
M T •' BtTI K Jf T*TB
if at a'. •
i e<* Hionthb *\
Then, again, tlielr war of caleulatlng limping In a dog is all a «bam;” “A
>■* - - h are cat
PARKER'S
money-making.
• . u.
1 !
■.,»
cock crow« on his own dunghill, but sb« aiked him If he transCerrad to L- j N'T LXLAT. <S«aru. K
jr )
HAIR BALSAM
distance
does
not
at
all
txlly
with
Eu
­
(TI muis «- s ant! beautifies the hair.
Mirto».
«.Ji.CCT-imu
Hixth avenue. On being told no, th«
"Many a college-bred man labors
PruinotM a luiurianl growth.
clid. For Instance, you are to! 1 from hen» cackle ever.vwb.ee ** "flh;'« In refer­
M»ver Falla to Hestore Gray
drew
lack
her
5
cents
and
asked
to
!>•
ence
to
the
supposed
ga
rnilouiness
A to B 1» four n.ili-s, but from B to A
Hair to its Youthful Color.
in the field of usefulness without
Cures scalp ti.«eases A hair falanc.
Is eight miles. If you ask Low thia !• and Isquisltivs <li«pos lition of the sex); let off.
either wealth or honors, and fre­
“I’ve a long ways to go on Sixth
jtosslble, you are told It di ;•• :: !« from “Show me * magpie 1 Without a spot
quently with but scant recognition
which end you start; If you start fn i ai d 1 rill «bo’ll you a woman without avenue,” she »aid, “and I’d letter walk
PM«W> CAMMM
” In Knglisb counterpart« are to there and then ride.”
of any kind, and yet achieves fountains in Paris at winch water A, It la down bill, so mu-ch I'.-ilur to a not fault.
The car then had reached Madison
wanting, for example:
is «old by the bucketful, th« price walk; whereas, starting from B. you
success which, unseen and un­
avenue.
1 woman, • dog »nd a walnut tree—
have to walk up bill, which Is much
being 1 centime.
Tbe mor ./ you beat them the batter thry ba.
“Walt till we get across the street,”
known to the sordid anti cynical,
more exerting aud fatiguing-lu fact.
Mothers-in-law
and
«tepmothers answered tbe conductor. She waited,
Consular
oflieers
are
expre.
’
nly
It
Is
the
same
as
walking
a
loci/«
r
<<i
-
will bloom in the hearts and minds
M:.
come In for A g«»l deal of sarcasm, nnd Inst, ad of «topping tlorc be kt the
tance on even ground.
of men longer than the prizes cf forbidden l»y regulaiioot to report Tills form of argument always amus­ liome of the proverbs in regard to them car go on, past tbe transfer station
to private inquiri»« concerning the
wealth and honor can endure,” he
ed me nearly as much as Hi« way th« will not stand translation. Of a man and aCTu».» Broadway to Sixt!» avenue.
.. .rv, L umini
■ ..u
\\ »
financial staini ng nr ontntnercial Cbluese have of counting a pcrao«’s who I* account' ll lucky they any, “If Th ire be pull* d the bell and looked at
» *k-
I
.1 ’
says.
•■o9l
til. '•*
be
fell
fi
•oni
the
roof
of
|i
house,
b<t
her.
• .>{■
04.V i. Qu
repute of btiBitiesM Men or or house« age by tens. "My mother,” tl.ey will
S’.nkc ; Î ? i kit'f ri ’nu-4tSI
Further on in the article is thia:
woul’.l fall on tin* top of hla mother-in-
“Thank you,” she said gratefully.
tell
you,
”
1»
30"
(or
-IO).
Wlwa
she
■ .»F .
: C ‘ -wll
'tpnckp
in their districts.
He had carried her within a block of
(r: » r.TTi»'
■ -, F'/U
Parents should never send their
leaves 30, she Is getting mar *0. law.”—Chamber** Journal.
'n wmnni'v w 'ÿ
A suggestion his be» n made that Should we nil like to I- ■ n l ) r
where
«ho
wanted
to
go
and
had
takes
I
’• CT
sons to college simply for the pur-
V-lM» .tv«l KhMNtvtMr**»
no far».—N«w York Telegram.
the temporary gateway Dublin, at wonder?—Ia‘»l!e's Weekly.
“lie is a piean. sneaking, underhand­
pole of educations! ornamentation.
which (¿ueeii Victoria received the
ed «tement, the moth la,” protest«
More Than He Cent« Stand.
The fact that parents have the Ute
Llternry Comnli,
John Kendrick Bangs in Tkw Woman's
“What’s this?” demanded the police,
city
kevs
frint'i
the
lord
major
and
It Is sat of th« CWkialtl-fflS ot lltsvw- Hoi
l ut liti. »d. out uà M>B4 u. ut. ,Ule "¿.TS*n
of a eon largely in their keeping
Companion. “Firv has a decent hurrying to th» scene. “A hold up?”
usta»- nirtu.
ture, says George F. Barker In Tl«» At
•off »e will L GH G
should not only enlist their par­ corporation, should be »-reeled per­ lantlc, tl.it, although the esamriar > rv whs » of the propa*$rtie< Moths have
A pale, scholarly looking man In spec­
»«Kl Jt>»O>t-B “
none at all. When fire attacks you, it tacle» was standing over a burly ruf­
manently
in
ati,lie
hs
a
memorial
ACME lEfi__
ental love and pride, but should
Ice has not produced reports of either smokes ami crackle« and hl
and
V’UCStl
of an bis oric event.
economic er Informtag vain*, many roars and lets you know In clarion fian and shaking bls slender fist at the
at the same time, stimulate their
n.-e, «M ir fsuS
Mi h M -.p-nra»». '»
writers have done euusgdcmMMi work to«**» that It lias coin«. The moth prostrate form
Horsesb'ie»
which
wear
unevenly
J »» ,-w •* » •(■
parental judgment. Furthermore,
"I presume that Is what you would
before and during service and after re- •<«•!« spun you In tbs dead of night
rete:! u M«k m
ru Mll K M II«*
they should be constantly mindful can ba repaired by an Auatralian’s tlremeut. W. D. UaweUs wrote swih *» ami chews up your beat trousers, term it,” he replied. “This fellow stop-
r i ¡.rrw
j>- tl me Just now and ordered me to
lenta»
that they have in charge not only patent nail, which ba* a bead delightful twok-» <•»» Italy. Bes-iilw« hie gorges himself tipun your wife's furs, hold up my hands. I complied, and
eipreMcbs.-ffe»
I
«1
"Life of Peter tie® Great,” Huge»» tickles his ¡alats with your swelleat
much
larger
than
the
common
a son, but an uncompleted tuan
t?-00'
•».<»» »4 «».»a. Sr..— 1
n.di.ni« —Mill.
Schuyler wrote an acceptable short Ba nisei golf shirt, munches away upon he began to search my pockets. 'I will i'-r
uail,
the
four
nail«
nearly
covering
II CTrr offered at the
who is soon to become their contri­
history of American diplomacy ai. 1 your handsomest rug, punches holes put a bullet through you,’ be said, ‘If Hrtell, >l«li er,».. I.UHot r-rokla,. l"»rr»1
I afnou, 1,1 >n Ua.lirrr. Bne e-iulpmen'.. toarwt'
“r- Th"1" Md Toolbag. t.naniete J b)i< k, »-eeh or m
you take them down all during the
** '■
»»»alerar, orb. jTnd o. -UOa— ya. ai V»
bution to the manhood of the world. the worn surface of shoe am) raising translated some <rf TurgeuefTs ner­ In your best sofa cushions with bls time I am’— And then I knocked him V«
eis. Hawthorne, EUhti 1-lurrltt, L's-.k-r- tusks and then slkutly folds his tent
*etlla< Ula bfcjcle al iifj.OO1,1^' k m , SEARS, ROEBUCK«CO
They therefore owe a dual duty, it to right height again
down.
’
All
during*
Is
an
abominable
wood, Bret llarle, l’enlleM, Richnmn— nw-'-l »(Mis away without so mqch ns a
which demands on the one hand
to rneutlon only a few—have . Lo w *4- thank you for hia meal. For unmitl- perversion of correct English that no
The timber interests of the state able work In literature, but not an o4-M-
man can utter In my presence unre­
that the education shall promise
g*t«d uiewnness commend me to the
of Oregon have suflereti severely dal report of value, Is the one case moth! Alongside of the moth end his buked.”
for the maturing man the equip­
The unlucky footpad had tackled a
from tires. 'I he largest burn in the there was something te ray, wuiled mrfarkrus work even a book agent professor of rhetoric. — Chicago Trib­
ment necessary to insure his value
with freedom of view and i "pinion; In
alate extends from Mary’s Peak, on the other there was n«Hhl>ng te say, nn.-l pahs luto Insignificance and an unpaid une.
as an addition to civilized human­
jrwrr's bill becomes an absolute pleas­
tbe Coast Range, to Ya«]uina Bay, reel tape waa too strong foe them. The ure.”
And He Knew.
ity.
Before he leaves home to
“Algernon is very lutereaUag,
and embraces over 400,000 acres. fault Is lu the system, ms lu tin- iw-a.
Our Fir»« Woman HSIlat.
enter upon his Student life, hie
the stockbroker's daughter.
1 his land would easily have carried
According to the Hartford Courant,
Cook Inc nnd Stating,,
"What docs be talk about?” Inquired
sympathy with
these purixvees
If we ate properly, the physician that paper In 1777 was owned and ed­ her father.
2o,000 feet to the acre, or an aggre­
should be fully aroused, and he
would lose bls occupation. And we ited aud managed by a woman, whose
”Wliy, he’s ever so well posted la
gate Iocs to the state of ten billion
can eat for whatever we want—to g t name come* down to modern days as Shakespearean quotations.”
should be impressed with the im-
tset. The burned strip is 18 or 20 fat, to get lean, to be nervous or "the A Idow \t atson.” She had "exclu­
"Young woman,” said tbe financier
jiortance of keeping them steadily
miles wide ami 30 miles in length. phlegmatic or to stop or encourage th* sive charge” of the Journal. After a sternly, “don't you let him deceive you.
in view. We should also take with
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couple of years Mrs. W atson married
The tire I reliable information con ravages of disease. An "opeu door” a leading citizen of Hartford, nnd after Don't you let him make sport of yeur
awaits them all. Is It too much to hope
hitn to his new surroundings a love
ignorance. There ain't no such stock
H. PAUL, CULUTH, MiUHEAPOUS, CHiCAGO
oerning the date of this great con­ that the twentieth century will »ee a that date she no doubt let him advise •u th« market."—London Standard.
of truth and honor, a cheerful,
flagration is 1846. In mi»s-t cases law compelling cooks to take a medical sail assist tn the conduct of the paper.
Aa all point« East
manly disposition and truly dem­
But she bolds the record for the first
course?
How Dan Rte« “Via *4 It.”
the white trappst was rstp«Mibla
woman
editor
In
the
country.
ocratic inclinations. With these
To Dan Rice the people of Lewiston
Almoat There Already.
for th >se great fires, and not the
Through Falle. an« Tourist Sleepers.
are Indebted for their town clock. He
his collegiate advent must be aus­
Miss Fortee—Yea. dear, we have been
Oleieg and Buffet Smoking Library Cars.
Sacrilr k I <>ns.
Indians, as too often erroneously engaged for a long time, but what has
exhibited
bis
circus
in
this
town
In
An urchin in a country parish >!n
picious, and his future lite well
charged.
prevented me from taking the Irrevoca­ Scotland, having lieen told by his par­ the fifties without a license and the
guarded against failure. Lacking
ble step has always been tbe fateful ents to read a newspaper aloud to next day was arrested at McVeytown.
question. "Will he love me when 1 them, began to do so In the usual So that bls show might not be delayed
B ese, his way is made immensely
he promised to give a clock to the town
From Uroen'eaf, Niuslaw; »’The grow old?"
drawling manner of tbe parish school
in »re difficult and uncertain.”
If he was permitted to go on. and lie
Northern Pacific's party of timber
Dyspepsia Cure.
IV
SEND ONE
GO EAST
Shortest and Quickest Line
Modch
AROUND THE WORLD.
Some nineteen or twenty British
cities own and operate itreet rail­
way eyeteme; and of the whole track
mileage in (treat Britain, over one-
third ia owned by the public.
Fountaine Marchand in Parle is
to be demolished in a short time.
There am now no fewer than eleven
cruiser* who have le-et» workin« on
theMlualaw, wervset n coming up Lake
l'D"ek last Week. 1 lie company forest
reserve scrip to cover l.St&.HOO acre»,
and 1« tiling on the most valuable tim­
ber land all over the coMt."
Buyer» are contracting for thia yen's
bop« at 10 »vnta, say» the I'acoms
ledger. In the Y aklrna di»tricta buy
ers an offering to make contracts at
• and 10 centa. Not many contract«
have been »dgned at the«e figure*.
May Re Made larful.
Mcjlgger— Krusty Is suffering front
dyspepsia now.
Thingumbob—Ah. that's a blessing
tn disguise!
McJlgger—A blessing?
Thingumbob-Surr. He can blame
that hereafter for his horr'ble dlspoal
tlon.—Philadelphia Pneaa
He had not proceeded far when his
mother stopped him short, exclaiming:
"\ou rascal! Hoo dare ye read a
newspaper wt' the Bible twang?”—
Loudon Telegraph.
I'ealers In charcoal In Havana are
wild never to have yellow fever, while
.n lay circles It 1« advised always to
have It about during Its prevalence,
because of Its absorbing properties. It
Is presumci.
HER VITA
lifoll VI I rt AND
!• locked forward to with eifiectations of jov
and gla<inev.. 1 hr orde»l of bringing the little
——
one into the world
ntical ne
for tbe mother lol« and her anticipation» of
>
the coming rwnt are
«lowed with »loom
Half the pain and all the danger of chikl-birth
can be cntiroly avoided by the u*e of '''M
'■
othih ' j
Fnigxt».'’ a sciantific
liniment of pncelrae value to all women
Sold by all druggists st one dollar per
bottle.
A booklet, giving all detail«, will be
Sent free by Breufield Regulator i umianr
Atlanta, Q<
•
Miss Tenny—Don't worry, darling;
you'll soon know now.- Stray Stories
Trv a
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MOTHER’S
JACISOI SQUARE
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Of ( If ar» for naie.
kept Ids promise fafthfully-Lewlston
vi‘ P”rtlwd and the
(Me.) Free Press.
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There Is no surer mark of the ab­
sence of the highest moral and Intel­
268 MORRISON STREET
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PORTLAND.
of excellence.—Bailey.
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It Is said that the color tones of the a-, »nr Extern rnI.c»l|„n or «.Mr-.«,
rs. n
A. R. C. DENNISTON,
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manhood
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