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About The Monmouth herald. (Monmouth, Or.) 1908-1969 | View Entire Issue (April 16, 1920)
DADDY3 CVCNM ' TWO SIDES OF IT!! Women's New Shoes! for Springtime oyXmi uRAnAfl BONNER 1 'Su) A TOUCH OF LINEN WITH GINGILU15 r. 1 iV-V-'i L Mothers, tt will soon bo glns hnui time, What Utile uil itt. (o stay In a Bluffy old wool drona when mo warm unys win pnrnm wearing trtwh glnKhamt Tlu new model nhowt that white col lar and cuffs are to ataie dd freshness CARPENTIF.R IN U. f. ts K 1 V- .. . tOKt V. , ) .OonritrV sunrs frocks ret LOW TAFFETA LINES Summer fnirki are currying out (he (umr llr.es at are now be lug worn In lalfotai, nn this new sketch (rum the miitropolltaa hops shows. Of course Die big wliln un'.niai liat will rule su preme once the hot doyn get bore,' but II i.i uirpiialitR Co number of vnnll tuts shovn lot summer PLEASINGLY PLAIN FROM DRIM TO SOLE Curpontior Kiirnpean heavyweight dutinii, his bride and. flstlo mnmijiur tii in the U. 8. Ilu comas to till iboHlrtcul itnt movie engagements und ut rungs tor' & title- chwh wltli luck OompHoy. This ' pitting. w..j i.ktr is ho landed, , AIMS AT PAPER WASTE THI BRAZILIAN OPOSSUM. "My tall U really the Important thing," laid the Ilratlllan Opoaauto. "It rmlly and truly li. Now, then are aoto people, for eiatnple, who don't bave talli at all. "In fart, now that I coma to think of It, I don't know of anyont with I tall. Not l tingle, tolltary perion. And not even crowda of people bie tall. "They have itorlet, talea of adven ture and inch tldnga, but quite differ ent from our Lulls, which are, aa ev eryone knowa, the moat Important part of our bodlea, "So 1 think 1 should tell people, and all creaium who don't know, a little about myself. "In the Brat place I am an opossum. One would Imagine that from my name, and the rest of my name tHa some more of my story, it trtle that 1 am from Brazil and thnt la why I am known aa the Bratllfan Opossum. That la aa fine a name aa anyooe could hope to have. "There are aome other creaturet I greatly admire. They are the mon eys that la certain of the monkeys, "I admire the ones who we their tails In cllniMng, who make dm of their tails aa people make use of their arme and leg. , : ' ' 'Oh dear, oh dear, how sorry I do feel for people who don't know enough to huve a tall. "I suppose, of course, they can't have lulls, or they would have bad them before now. I Imagine they can't tell them In the shops, which suemi a great pity. "I am lure If aome good shopkeeper should put up a sign: j ana lor suie, mere would ne grmt ruxh to buy them and the police men would have to be called to keep the people from falling over each other, , "No, there can't be any shops of that tort, or the people would have bad tolls. And evidently their mothers and their dadillea must have been care leu not to bave said when tlicy ar rived: 'Mere, yon go atralght back and get tails before you come Into our house.' "Probably their grandfathers and grandmothers were careless about their daddlea and mothers. Probably no person ever took the trouble or the time to see that they had tails. It must ba a great loss to them. I can't understand It, but at leaat they bave my sympathy. For here I am, the lucky Ilratlllan Opossum with Waste of white paper In print ing government reports whlchare oiever road haa attracted thrtlre tt Senator Heed Bmoot of Utah, lie had photographed nine big Wagi of mall which came to hla Afflcs In one week all document ( no Importance. From the brim of her trans parent hat to the tip of her new French-last pumps this young lady la Easterfled la 1920. Her frock of taffeta with Its full over drape on the short skirt has the same hand-embroidery design a that used on collar and cuff of sofi dawn llk. "Tell You Some Things. my fine toil, which I can fling this way and then that way, and which I can twist about any branch of any tree and so have It help me to climb, just as many of the monkeya use their tails." It's good of you," said a voice, "to feel so badly about people not having talis," and the Brazilian Opossum saw a funny looking little creature stand ing in ironi oi mm. . "I'm Peter Goblin," aald the little creature, "and I've been hiding be hind that tree while you were talking. I was not listening to secrets out of school as I could tell from the way you talked you didn't mind being heard at all. 'Then too, I knew I eould come and tell you some things you hadn't heard. "People don't want to have tails. They don't care much about climbing treea either, Boys and girls like to climb trees, but they don't wish for tails. "I've never heard a boy or a girl wish for a tall, and I know boys and girls pretty well," Peter Ooblln said. "They don't know me so well, but I do know them well, and I know they never wish for tails. "It may seem strange to you, but tt Is true. So Mr. Brazilian Opossum, you can be as happy as you like over your tall which la Indeed useful to you, but don't waste your time feeling sorry for creatures who haven't tails. for they don't really want them." "Strange," said the Brazilian Opos sum, "how creatures, can be happy without tails. Still It Is good of you to come and tell me, Mr. Ooblln. I won't waste my time feeling sorry for them any more", . "That's right,1' said Peter Goblin, "for it would be a waste of time and you'd become quite unhappy yourself, and that would never do I" Why Dahlia Waa Peeved. L. W. Llermann, a machinist, 188 John street, has discovered that teas lni a dahlia makes it white, Ller- mann had a red dahlia bush at his house. He decided to experiment with Our new shoes for warmer weather are now practically a!l here, and awaiting your approval. The styles include pumps in white, Irown, patent and vici with Cuban or Louis heels, the new canvas oxford with welted rubber sole and leather re-inforced seams for sport wear, etc. Prices $4.50 to $8.5". Miller Mercantile Company Seen popuUr Stores: Monmouth, Salem, Newborg, Yamhill, McMinnrille, Sheridan and Daytoa I IfT" j GE, I'll BET THE U HWffi ' S va,H AND 83f WiU BlU B?OwN & AUTO ,N n op joHk? y""!S ee happy WH6M 17 qnv I -McrrniNS ifcityv-Dotrr , 1 'T! J It He fed tt plant food, cuddled It in a hothouse and did a lot of kind things for It The dahlia paid no attention to him, hut went on blooming as usual. Then Llermann atnrted out to annoy the hush. He left tt out In the cold. He took away Ita dinner. He waked It several times during the night and turned It around so It would lose all sense of direction. Finally the bush grew peeved. In a burst of wrath Anwpe hlnniwft nn white, Oak land Correspondence San Francisco Chronicle. Why Green Vegetables Are Good. Though green vegetables and fresh fruits have little food value, they are universally desired by mankind. The Journal of the American Medical As sociation says this Is explainable by nm fort i hat thev aecin to be a safe guard to health. The recent studies of C B. Osborne and L. B. Mendel on the properties of green leaves ehw that these contain Urge quantities of the vltamlnes which, though not food, are necessary to health.) According to these Investigators spinach contains far more of the vltamlne that pro motes normal growth than do whole wheat, soy beans, eggs, meats, milk or potatoes. "Nothing wrong with our balance" -'Chesterfield THE right balance of costly Turkish and Domestic tobaccos, propor tioned by experts that's why , Chesterfields "satisfy." , Every puff brings you the full, rich flavor of genuine Turkish tobacco . and the lively relish of choice Domes tic leaf. . And the blend the manufacturer's private formula can not be copied. v Every package enclosed in glassine, moisture proof paper that seals in the flavor.
