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Mothers, tt will soon bo glns
hnui time, What Utile uil itt.
(o stay In a Bluffy old wool drona
when mo warm unys win pnrnm
wearing trtwh glnKhamt Tlu
new model nhowt that white col
lar and cuffs are to ataie dd
freshness
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LOW TAFFETA LINES
Summer fnirki are currying
out (he (umr llr.es at are now be
lug worn In lalfotai, nn this new
sketch (rum the miitropolltaa
hops shows. Of course Die big
wliln un'.niai liat will rule su
preme once the hot doyn get bore,'
but II i.i uirpiialitR Co number
of vnnll tuts shovn lot summer
PLEASINGLY PLAIN
FROM DRIM TO SOLE
Curpontior Kiirnpean
heavyweight dutinii, his bride and.
flstlo mnmijiur tii in the U. 8. Ilu
comas to till iboHlrtcul itnt movie
engagements und ut rungs tor' &
title- chwh wltli luck OompHoy.
This ' pitting. w..j i.ktr is ho
landed, ,
AIMS AT PAPER WASTE
THI BRAZILIAN OPOSSUM.
"My tall U really the Important
thing," laid the Ilratlllan Opoaauto.
"It rmlly and truly li. Now, then
are aoto people, for eiatnple, who
don't bave talli at all.
"In fart, now that I coma to think
of It, I don't know of anyont with I
tall. Not l tingle, tolltary perion.
And not even crowda of people bie
tall.
"They have itorlet, talea of adven
ture and inch tldnga, but quite differ
ent from our Lulls, which are, aa ev
eryone knowa, the moat Important
part of our bodlea,
"So 1 think 1 should tell people, and
all creaium who don't know, a little
about myself.
"In the Brat place I am an opossum.
One would Imagine that from my
name, and the rest of my name tHa
some more of my story, it trtle that
1 am from Brazil and thnt la why I
am known aa the Bratllfan Opossum.
That la aa fine a name aa anyooe
could hope to have.
"There are aome other creaturet I
greatly admire. They are the mon
eys that la certain of the monkeys,
"I admire the ones who we their
tails In cllniMng, who make dm of
their tails aa people make use of their
arme and leg. , : ' '
'Oh dear, oh dear, how sorry I do
feel for people who don't know enough
to huve a tall.
"I suppose, of course, they can't
have lulls, or they would have bad
them before now. I Imagine they
can't tell them In the shops, which
suemi a great pity.
"I am lure If aome good shopkeeper
should put up a sign:
j ana lor suie, mere would ne
grmt ruxh to buy them and the police
men would have to be called to keep
the people from falling over each
other, ,
"No, there can't be any shops of that
tort, or the people would have bad
tolls.
And evidently their mothers and
their dadillea must have been care
leu not to bave said when tlicy ar
rived:
'Mere, yon go atralght back and
get tails before you come Into our
house.'
"Probably their grandfathers and
grandmothers were careless about
their daddlea and mothers. Probably
no person ever took the trouble or the
time to see that they had tails. It
must ba a great loss to them.
I can't understand It, but at leaat
they bave my sympathy. For here I
am, the lucky Ilratlllan Opossum with
Waste of white paper In print
ing government reports whlchare
oiever road haa attracted thrtlre
tt Senator Heed Bmoot of Utah,
lie had photographed nine big
Wagi of mall which came to hla
Afflcs In one week all document
( no Importance.
From the brim of her trans
parent hat to the tip of her new
French-last pumps this young
lady la Easterfled la 1920. Her
frock of taffeta with Its full over
drape on the short skirt has the
same hand-embroidery design a
that used on collar and cuff of sofi
dawn llk.
"Tell You Some Things.
my fine toil, which I can fling this way
and then that way, and which I can
twist about any branch of any tree
and so have It help me to climb, just
as many of the monkeya use their
tails."
It's good of you," said a voice, "to
feel so badly about people not having
talis," and the Brazilian Opossum saw
a funny looking little creature stand
ing in ironi oi mm. .
"I'm Peter Goblin," aald the little
creature, "and I've been hiding be
hind that tree while you were talking.
I was not listening to secrets out of
school as I could tell from the way
you talked you didn't mind being heard
at all.
'Then too, I knew I eould come and
tell you some things you hadn't heard.
"People don't want to have tails.
They don't care much about climbing
treea either, Boys and girls like to
climb trees, but they don't wish for
tails.
"I've never heard a boy or a girl
wish for a tall, and I know boys and
girls pretty well," Peter Ooblln said.
"They don't know me so well, but I
do know them well, and I know they
never wish for tails.
"It may seem strange to you, but tt
Is true. So Mr. Brazilian Opossum,
you can be as happy as you like over
your tall which la Indeed useful to
you, but don't waste your time feeling
sorry for creatures who haven't tails.
for they don't really want them."
"Strange," said the Brazilian Opos
sum, "how creatures, can be happy
without tails. Still It Is good of you
to come and tell me, Mr. Ooblln. I
won't waste my time feeling sorry for
them any more", .
"That's right,1' said Peter Goblin,
"for it would be a waste of time and
you'd become quite unhappy yourself,
and that would never do I"
Why Dahlia Waa Peeved.
L. W. Llermann, a machinist, 188
John street, has discovered that teas
lni a dahlia makes it white, Ller-
mann had a red dahlia bush at his
house. He decided to experiment with
Our new shoes for warmer weather are now practically a!l here, and awaiting
your approval. The styles include pumps in white, Irown, patent and vici with
Cuban or Louis heels, the new canvas oxford with welted rubber sole and leather
re-inforced seams for sport wear, etc. Prices $4.50 to $8.5".
Miller Mercantile Company
Seen popuUr Stores:
Monmouth, Salem, Newborg, Yamhill, McMinnrille, Sheridan and Daytoa
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It He fed tt plant food, cuddled It in
a hothouse and did a lot of kind things
for It The dahlia paid no attention
to him, hut went on blooming as usual.
Then Llermann atnrted out to annoy
the hush. He left tt out In the cold.
He took away Ita dinner. He waked
It several times during the night and
turned It around so It would lose all
sense of direction. Finally the bush
grew peeved. In a burst of wrath
Anwpe hlnniwft nn white, Oak
land Correspondence San Francisco
Chronicle.
Why Green Vegetables Are Good.
Though green vegetables and fresh
fruits have little food value, they are
universally desired by mankind. The
Journal of the American Medical As
sociation says this Is explainable by
nm fort i hat thev aecin to be a safe
guard to health. The recent studies
of C B. Osborne and L. B. Mendel on
the properties of green leaves ehw
that these contain Urge quantities of
the vltamlnes which, though not food,
are necessary to health.) According
to these Investigators spinach contains
far more of the vltamlne that pro
motes normal growth than do whole
wheat, soy beans, eggs, meats, milk or
potatoes.
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THE right balance of costly Turkish
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Every puff brings you the full, rich
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and the lively relish of choice Domes
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And the blend the manufacturer's
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Every package enclosed
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proof paper that seals in
the flavor.