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AUGHT BY THE GRIP. RELEASED BY PE-RU-NA. Good Pianos at Wholesale Prices and on Term s Equal to Small Piano Rent—Liters Piano house has Organized Another Co-op- erutive Club — Term s $6 Down and $6 Pat— An’ so yez shtruck fer shorter la ftrippo an<l been cured ran appreciate hours? Mike— Tie. Monthly. W e want each liow grateful I feel that such a splendid wan to consist av for-rty minutes, be- medicine an i'eruna lias been placed at gorry!— Puck. Having received another large ship« the door oi every suffering person."— “ Didn’t you hear the doorbell, Brid meut of line pinaos, we are now able to Mrs. C. Coveli. get 7“ “ Yea, jnum.” “ Well, why didn't accckle to the numerous application« wo N o te d S c u lp tre ss Cu red o f C r ip . you answer It?" “ I did answer it; I have received from persons desiring to Mrs. M. C. Cooper, oi the Royal said ’Oh, fudge!’ mum.” purchase pianos on the co-operative Academy of Arte, of London, England, Mistress—Can you draw this fowl, c-lrb plan, which was so popular some now residing in Washington, D. C., is Bridget (who has been time ago. This plan, owing to the ex one of the greatest living scupltors and Bridget? brought up on praties and buttermilk) ceedingly low prices and easy terms it painters of the world. She says: "X take pleasure in recommending — No, mum! OI can’t wrolte, let alone offered, created such a sensation and widespread discussion at the time it Peruna for catarrh and la grippe. I draw! was originally inaugurated, that further have suffered for months, and after the Stella— I came near missing a pro explanation seems unnecessary. Many use of fine bottle of I’eruna I am entire posal last night. Bella— You did? maintained then that it was simply im ly w ell.” — Mrs. M. C. Cooper. Stella— Yes. He got down on his possible for us to sell such fine pianos D. L. Wallace, a charter meo.ber of knees, and I thought he was merely at the prices asked. Investigation, the International Barbers’ Union, looking for a ping-pong ball.— Harper's however, proved the absolute truth of writes from 15 Western avenue, Min Bazar. every one of our statements, and our neapolis, Minn.: Magistrate— Rastus, I see you are clubs became so immensely popular “ Following a severe attack of la here again. I believe you have been that in five weeks we had a member grippe I seemed to be atfected badly all Three delivery tried and convicted seven times for ship of four hundred. over. teams and six men could not deliver “ One of my customers who was stealing. Rastus— Yes, Jedge,-It seems the pianos fast enough to buyers. The greatly helped by Peruna advised me to be uuttln’ hut trials and temptations present club is organized upon the p.ime to try it, and I procured a bottle the wld me In dis life. principle a« the former ones, which is “ Mamma," cried little W illie from same day. Now my head is clear, my the wholesale principle applied to re nerves are steady, I enjoy food and rest the bathroom, "please get uie another tail buyers, who join a club of 100, the well. Peruna has been worth a dollar Bponge.” “ Why, what's the matter club standing in the same relation to a dose to m e ."— D. L. Wallace. with the oue yoq have?” asked the us that a wholesale purchaser or large Lieutenant Clarice Hunt, of the Salt mother. " I t ’s full of holes, and leaks dealer does. Lake City barracks of the Salvation awfully,” was the reply. The pianos are the finest, high grade, Army, writes from Ogden, Utah: Borem— “ I ’m something of a mind- brand new regular $350 instruments, “ Two months ago I was sufferiing reader.” Miss Hlttern— “ Indeed!” and will go to members of this new witn so severe a cold that I could hard Borem— “ Yes; I can usually tell at a club— “ I ” — at $167, $196 and $237, ly speak, ■ glance what s person thinks of me.” according to works, style and design. “ Our captain adviser! me to try Pe Miss Hittem—“ WonderfulI But don't There aie no dues, no extras, nor any runa and procured a bottle for me, and liability on the part of members for you find it awfully embarrassing?” truly it worked wonders. Within two Tommy has been making a study of any possible failure or shortcoming ou weeks I was entirely well.” — Clarice etiquette. When his little sister was the part of the others or any of them. Hunt. opening the door to leave the nursery ONLY ONE CLUB. C on gr W h it e ’s L e tte r. he pulled her back by the hair and This being, as we have stated, an ac Tarboro, N. C. elbowed her out of the way. "Don't commodation club, ogranized for the Gentlemen:—I am more than satis- | fled with Peruna and find it to be an you know, you ignorant little thing,” purpose of accommodating the many excellent remedy for the Grip and ca i he said, indignantly, "that It's a gentle persons who applied f< r membership in tarrh. I have used it in m y fam ily man's place to open the door for a our former ones after it was too late to and they all join me in recommending j lady?” secure a piano, we shall have but this It as an excellent rem edy.” — George j Miss Mug—-I don't understand how one club, so all those desiring to tako H. W h ite, Member of Congress. 1 your sister failed to Uml me at the advantage of this rare opportunity had Mrs. T. W. Collins, treasurer Inde station. You suhl you would describe better make application at once. Wo pendent Order Good Templars, of me to her. Infatuated Lover (who will take especial pains during this sale women, children, whole towns and Everett, Wash., writes: sees a good deal more In Miss Mug to see that inquiries reaching us cities are caught in the baneful grip of “ After having a severe attacx of la than other folks cam— Yes, I told her through the mail or by telephone re a terrible monster. grippe T continued in a feeble condition I to look for a beautiful girl, with the ceive immediate attention, in order to P e r u n a fo r G rip. even after the doctors called me cured. , face of a 'Madonna and the form of give out-of-town buyers every advantage Mrs. Theophile Schmitt, wife of the Mv blood seemed poisoned. Peruna a s>l|di. I t s q u e e r s h e m i-s .-il yo u . in securing membership. A ll instru- Ex-Secretary of the German consulate, cured me J ' - M r s . , Mt . ^MofieyVack if not satisfactory. Vyra ll'O k l * » f o W o t l l u f t *“ *•-- Q i1 7 ! isfactory result« from the use of Peruna lng among the rocks back of the hotel, Eilers Faino House, Park and Wash- Wabash avenue, Chicago, III.: “ here is 'Lover's Lane.’ Let’s go j ington streets, Portland, Oregon. Oth “ I suffered this winter with a severe write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a through.” “ That deep place there, er large houses at Spokane, San Fran attack of la grippe. After using three full statement of your case, and he will where it is so dark, with the steep, cisco and Sacramento. bottles o( Peruna I found the grip had be pleased to give you his valuable ad rocky sides?” “ Yes. Come on.” vice gratis. disappeaerd.” — Mrs. T. Schmitt. W o u ld Be D eluded. Address Dr. Hartman, President of “ I'm afraid you would kiss me if we Mrs. Celeste Coveli writes from 219 The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, were down there alone together.” “ No, “ I ’ m going to call on a mental scient N. avenue, Aurora, 111.: honest!” "W ell then we may as well ist this afternoon.” “ Only those who have suffered with Ohio. remain up here.” “ What for?” “ To see if she can’ t make me believe Mrs. Winks— A peddler was here to C re a k in g H inges. H is U n lu ck y Choice. day, and I got the greatest bargain— a that there is no such thing as an These can be quickly cured by drop whole pound of Insect powder for only empty coal bin.” — Cleveland Plain “ Miss G inx,” began young Gaboy, i ping a little oil on the hinges, or a ten cents. It looks just like dirt, but Dealer. “ — or may f call you Ginevra— ” “ Call me what you lik e,” she said, tiny bit of vaseline does equally well. it's awfully effective, 1 tried it. Mr. Black lead ia another excellent remedy, A M an of the People. with a bright smile. Winks— Worked, eh? Mrs. Winks— and places that cannot be got at with “ W ell, I like G in,” he whispered. “ Is he a man of the people?” Yes, indeed. The peddler said I should And then he realized, aB she turned an ordinary brush can generally be “ I guess so. He made himself out put a little In water and apply It boil her phix from him, that he had blun reached by a black lead pencil. of their money:” — Detroit Free Pres«. ing hot. and I did, and It killed every dered.— Chicago Tribune. Insect It touched.— New York Weekly. Mothers will find Mrs. Mlnstow’s Sooth D e n m a rk ’s D a irie s. N a tu re Im proved. Johnny (who Is Jealous of mamma)— ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their Denmarx has 1.032 cooperative “ Mamma likes me better than she does That looks like an extravagant state Shiloren 'during the teething period. dairies, which yield $35,000,000 worth you!” Evelyn (who enjoys teasing)— ment, but we believe you will agree of milk a year. Aligh t N ot Both er Him. “ Why, no. Johnny, of course she loves with us that it can be done after you have tried in your home a can of Mon “ W ell,” said the cheerful wife, who ; Betty and me best! Just think, she was opole peaches, or pears or cherries or thought she had a soprano voice, " i f our mother long befofe she was yours!” other fruits. Monopole fruits all re the worst conr.es to the worst I could Johnny (Bcornfully)— "Huh, what of tain tiieir natural flavor and are parked Keep the wolf from the door by sing i that? You are nothing but a sample A h good candy to a where grown in the heaviest and sweet ing.” ch ild. j copy, anyhow! And Betty's only a trial est of sryups. I f yon want to he con “ I don’ t doubt that would do it,” re | subscription! But I'm the real tiling!" Queen Bee vinced that all we say of them is true, plied her pessimistic husband, “ hut — Life. Cough Drops buy a can from your dealer. Most suppose the wolf should be deaf?” — A re made of pure hon “ Have you seen Mrs. Connyshnw's ey and m enthol. They dealers carry Monopole. Wadhams & Philadelphia Press. are pleasant ami ef wonderful collection o f old china?” fec tiv e aw a remedy Kerr Bros., Monopole grocers, Portland. “ Yes." replied Mrs. Fussllove, “ I have; fo r coughs and c«>lds. Piso’s Cure is a good cough medicine. T ry ft package. Sold It has cured coughs and colds .or forty and I can't say that it gives me a good S alt. by’ all druggists and opinlou of the Connystiaws' social i>osl- years. At druggists, 25 cents. confectioners. Tw o Salt is one of the greatest of natural packages by m ail on tlon.” “ Dear me!” said the other lady. receipt o f luc., stamps. remedies and antiseptics. A weak T h e M a rria g e Record. "H o w Is that'oj “ Well, you see,” ex Pacific Coast solution— an even tablespoonful in a "W h y did you decide upon such a plained Mrs. Fussllove, “ they can't Biscuit Co. glass of water, cold or h ot- is excellent sudden marriage7” l ever have kept many servants, or they Portland. Ore. lor indigestion. A solution of about “ W ell, you see. Arthur got one of I would never have had all that china the same strength will often relieve a tiiose French automobiles, and 1 got to unbroken!” cold in the head if snuffed up through thinking that a husband in the harness “ You, boy,” exclaimed the colored the nose. might bd worth a good deal more than woman, “ what Is you gwineter do w if a lover in the wreck.” — Chicago Rec P R O G R E S S IV E D E N T IS T S . dat wntermilllon?” The urchin looked W O N D H R R JL ord-Herald. surprised for a moment, then grieved HOME W is e B r o t h e r ! A lw a y s on the A lert to and then scornful. Placing his burden TREATM ENT • lO O 1 1 E W A R D S IO O . H a v e the L a t e s t in D ental Science. of sweetness on the curbstone, he re *'rhls wonderful (TM- nese doctor is called 'T ’s gwineter git a can o’ vnhn- The readers of this paper w ill be pleased to plied; % Dr. Thomas P. Wise, junior member V f great because he cures Warn that there ia at least oue dreaded disease ish an' vahnlsh It; den I's gwineter git of the firm of Wise Bros., has been in that science has been able to cure Iu all its people without opera tion that are given up t. e East for the purpose of informing Stages, and that is catarrh. Hall's Catarrh cure a yahd o' red ribbon an' tie arouu' it to die. He cures with la the only positive cure known to the medical an' hang It to de chandelier In de pah- those wonderful Chi himself regarding the latest discoveries fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional die- nese herbs, roots, buds, in dental science, anti has made him ease, requires a constitutional treatment. lor foh a ohnament so’s we kin look harks and vegetable» Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting that are entirely or>- self familiar with all details of the directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces at It an’ enjoy oursel'fs while we's eat- known to medic») sci ence in this country. Through the use o f those most np-to-date methods. He has vis of the system, thereby destroying the founds- an' halid-taek.” tlon of the disease, and giving the patient harmless remedies this famous doctor knows ited the factories of dental goods and strength by building up the constitution and the action of over 600 different remedies, which Poetical and pedantic young lady he successfully uses In different diseases. He the laboratories ot advanced practition- assisting nature in doing its work. The pro walking In the wood with elderly and guarantees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung, prietors have so much faith in Its ourstivs ors. It has been his purpose to be- powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars learued professor. throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach, "Oh, Mr. Book liver, kidneys, etc.; haa hundreds o f testimon | come familiar with all that is beat in for any case that it fails to cure. Send tor list worm, look at that magnificent oak! ials. C harges moderate. Call and see hlin. Address Patients out of the city write for blanks and American dentistry, which is the recog of testimonials. r . J. C H K N B Y A CO., Toledo, O. Let us stop one minute. I must tell circulars. Send 4 cent* In stamps. CONSUL- Sold by druggists, 75c. nized standard of the world. Wise T A T IO N FR EE. ADDKEMM him how the sight o f such beautiful H all's Tam ils Pills are the best. Bros, realize that new discoveries are trees raises keen emotions In my soul; THE C. BEE WO CHIHESE MEDICINE CO. constantly being made in dentistry, because, you know. I'm sure they can 1J2V, T h ird S t.. P o rtla n d . Oregma. Standing Up for Hit Rights. ; and, in order to give their patrons the "G e t out of here,” growled the larvse hear us and enjoy a compliment as beet attention they conld receive any j well as yon do. You superb oak. what where in the world, they have adpoted in the cheese rind as the weevil sought would you say If you could talk?” " I the policy of sending a member of the to make an entrance. “ Bat why,” protested the weevil, j believe I can be his interpreter, dear firm East each year. Moral: Go to Miss Hopkins. He would most likely Wise Bros., dentists, Failing building, "T h ere is plenty of room for both." stugh Syrup. in time. Sold by druggist*. "B a t where’ s your ekipper’ s license?” say. ‘Beg your pardon, miss; Pm a Portland, Oregon, for the best dental I beechT ” asked the larvae haughtily.— Judge. work. O ongressm an Geo. H. W hite’s Case. A Noted Sculp tress Cured. l.a grippe is epidemic catarrh. It «pares no class or nationality. The cultured and the ignorant, the aristo crat and the pauper, the masses and the clpsses, are alike subject to la grippe. None are exempt— all are liable. IK lla v e you the grip? Or, r».n «r, has the grip got you? Grip iB well named. The original French term, la grippe, has been shortened by the busy Ameri- n to read “ grip.” Without intend- g to do so a new word has been coined at exactly describes the case. As if me hideous giant with awful grip had lutched us in its fatal clasp. Men, C o n g e stio n In B ritish C ity. • Birmingham, England, has upward of 40,000 back-to-back houses and 6,000 courts, which are entered by tun nels from the street, states the city’ s edical officer. M em ory F re a k s. ■ It is instanced as one of the curiosi ties of the memory that people who know long pieces of verse by heart fre quently cannot remember their tele- H ion e number. , Good P rofit on M onopoly B Last year the French government made a profit of over $70,000 000 on its monopoly of\iie sale of tobacco, cigars, cigarettes and matches. Prof. D o lb e a r's C are er. Prof. A. E. Do!hear of Tufts college, *:fias just celebrated his sixty-fifth birthday. For over twent; -eight years be has been a professor at Tufts. He mas born in the same house in which «Benedict Arnold was born. E lectrical M a n u fa c tu rin g W id e sp re a d . W hile electrical manufacturing is shown to be chiefly concentrated in lom e six Eastern and two Middle letates, the indmtry is fairly wide spread, its data being famished by no fewer than nineteen states. HEADACHE » B o t h m y w l f « a n d m y * e l f h a v e been u s i n g C A S C A R E T S and they are the best m edicine we have ever had in the house. L a st week my w ife was frantio w ith headache for I tw o days, she tried some o f your C A S C A R E T S , and they relieved the pain in her head almost 1 Im m ediately. W e both recommend Case are ta ” C n a s . STKbsroRn. Pittsburc Safe & Deposit Co., Pittsburg, Pa. CANOV m. JT C A T H A R T IC ^ Kvaccueto ant. Palatable. Potent. Tanta Good Po O ood?î?,r,r Sletan. Wenkoo. or Grip#. 10c. 2Sc Sue. ... C URE C O N S T IP A T IO N . ii.H t a , ■ ■ ■ >* ! t if o T n , catane. M t a rent. See I t a . ... JtT B n f t S old n od n u n rn o to e d h r n il d r o n - M • I U - D A Ir l i r a to ( V I I rosane» Badia STILL ANOTHER PIANO CLUB. “ Were you ever up before me?” ask ed a magistrate. “ Shore, I don’t know, yer aimer. What time does yer auncr get up?” DELICIOUS AND T E MP T I NG DR. C. GEE W O gaa—a m a