AUGHT BY THE GRIP.
RELEASED BY PE-RU-NA.
Good Pianos at Wholesale Prices and
on Term s Equal to Small Piano
Rent—Liters Piano house has
Organized Another Co-op-
erutive Club — Term s
$6 Down and $6
Pat— An’ so yez shtruck fer shorter
la ftrippo an<l been cured ran appreciate hours? Mike— Tie.
Monthly.
W e want each
liow grateful I feel that such a splendid wan to consist av for-rty minutes, be-
medicine an i'eruna lias been placed at gorry!— Puck.
Having received another large ship«
the door oi every suffering person."—
“ Didn’t you hear the doorbell, Brid meut of line pinaos, we are now able to
Mrs. C. Coveli.
get 7“ “ Yea, jnum.” “ Well, why didn't accckle to the numerous application« wo
N o te d S c u lp tre ss Cu red o f C r ip .
you answer It?" “ I did answer it; I have received from persons desiring to
Mrs. M. C. Cooper, oi the Royal
said ’Oh, fudge!’ mum.”
purchase pianos on the co-operative
Academy of Arte, of London, England,
Mistress—Can you draw this fowl, c-lrb plan, which was so popular some
now residing in Washington, D. C., is
Bridget (who has been time ago. This plan, owing to the ex
one of the greatest living scupltors and Bridget?
brought up on praties and buttermilk) ceedingly low prices and easy terms it
painters of the world. She says:
"X take pleasure in recommending — No, mum! OI can’t wrolte, let alone offered, created such a sensation and
widespread discussion at the time it
Peruna for catarrh and la grippe.
I draw!
was originally inaugurated, that further
have suffered for months, and after the
Stella— I came near missing a pro explanation seems unnecessary. Many
use of fine bottle of I’eruna I am entire posal last night.
Bella— You did? maintained then that it was simply im
ly w ell.” — Mrs. M. C. Cooper.
Stella— Yes. He got down on his possible for us to sell such fine pianos
D. L. Wallace, a charter meo.ber of knees, and I thought he was merely
at the prices asked.
Investigation,
the International
Barbers’
Union, looking for a ping-pong ball.— Harper's
however, proved the absolute truth of
writes from 15 Western avenue, Min Bazar.
every one of our statements, and our
neapolis, Minn.:
Magistrate— Rastus, I see you are clubs became so immensely popular
“ Following a severe attack of la
here again. I believe you have been that in five weeks we had a member
grippe I seemed to be atfected badly all
Three delivery
tried and convicted seven times for ship of four hundred.
over.
teams and six men could not deliver
“ One of my customers who was stealing. Rastus— Yes, Jedge,-It seems
the pianos fast enough to buyers. The
greatly helped by Peruna advised me to be uuttln’ hut trials and temptations
present club is organized upon the p.ime
to try it, and I procured a bottle the wld me In dis life.
principle a« the former ones, which is
“ Mamma," cried little W illie from
same day. Now my head is clear, my
the wholesale principle applied to re
nerves are steady, I enjoy food and rest the bathroom, "please get uie another
tail buyers, who join a club of 100, the
well. Peruna has been worth a dollar Bponge.”
“ Why, what's the matter
club standing in the same relation to
a dose to m e ."— D. L. Wallace.
with the oue yoq have?” asked the
us that a wholesale purchaser or large
Lieutenant Clarice Hunt, of the Salt mother. " I t ’s full of holes, and leaks
dealer does.
Lake City barracks of the Salvation awfully,” was the reply.
The pianos are the finest, high grade,
Army, writes from Ogden, Utah:
Borem— “ I ’m something of a mind- brand new regular $350 instruments,
“ Two months ago I was sufferiing reader.”
Miss
Hlttern— “ Indeed!” and will go to members of this new
witn so severe a cold that I could hard
Borem— “ Yes; I can usually tell at a club— “ I ” — at $167, $196 and $237,
ly speak,
■ glance what s person thinks of me.”
according to works, style and design.
“ Our captain adviser! me to try Pe
Miss Hittem—“ WonderfulI But don't There aie no dues, no extras, nor any
runa and procured a bottle for me, and
liability on the part of members for
you find it awfully embarrassing?”
truly it worked wonders. Within two
Tommy has been making a study of any possible failure or shortcoming ou
weeks I was entirely well.” — Clarice
etiquette. When his little sister was the part of the others or any of them.
Hunt.
opening the door to leave the nursery
ONLY ONE CLUB.
C on gr
W h it e ’s L e tte r.
he pulled her back by the hair and
This being, as we have stated, an ac
Tarboro, N. C.
elbowed her out of the way. "Don't commodation club, ogranized for the
Gentlemen:—I am more than satis-
| fled with Peruna and find it to be an you know, you ignorant little thing,” purpose of accommodating the many
excellent remedy for the Grip and ca i he said, indignantly, "that It's a gentle persons who applied f< r membership in
tarrh. I have used it in m y fam ily man's place to open the door for a our former ones after it was too late to
and they all join me in recommending j lady?”
secure a piano, we shall have but this
It as an excellent rem edy.” — George
j Miss Mug—-I don't understand how one club, so all those desiring to tako
H. W h ite, Member of Congress.
1 your sister failed to Uml me at the advantage of this rare opportunity had
Mrs. T. W. Collins, treasurer Inde station. You suhl you would describe better make application at once.
Wo
pendent Order Good
Templars, of me to her. Infatuated Lover (who will take especial pains during this sale
women, children, whole towns and Everett, Wash., writes:
sees a good deal more In Miss Mug to see that inquiries reaching us
cities are caught in the baneful grip of
“ After having a severe attacx of la than other folks cam— Yes, I told her through the mail or by telephone re
a terrible monster.
grippe T continued in a feeble condition I to look for a beautiful girl, with the ceive immediate attention, in order to
P e r u n a fo r G rip.
even after the doctors called me cured. , face of a 'Madonna and the form of give out-of-town buyers every advantage
Mrs. Theophile Schmitt, wife of the Mv blood seemed poisoned.
Peruna a s>l|di. I t s q u e e r s h e m i-s .-il yo u .
in securing membership.
A ll instru-
Ex-Secretary of the German consulate, cured me J ' - M r s . , Mt .
^MofieyVack if not satisfactory.
Vyra ll'O k l * » f o W o t l l u f t
*“ *•--
Q i1 7
! isfactory result« from the use of Peruna lng among the rocks back of the hotel, Eilers Faino House, Park and Wash-
Wabash avenue, Chicago, III.:
“ here is 'Lover's Lane.’
Let’s go j ington streets, Portland, Oregon. Oth
“ I suffered this winter with a severe write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a
through.”
“ That deep place there, er large houses at Spokane, San Fran
attack of la grippe. After using three full statement of your case, and he will
where it is so dark, with the steep, cisco and Sacramento.
bottles o( Peruna I found the grip had be pleased to give you his valuable ad
rocky sides?”
“ Yes.
Come on.”
vice gratis.
disappeaerd.” — Mrs. T. Schmitt.
W o u ld Be D eluded.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of “ I'm afraid you would kiss me if we
Mrs. Celeste Coveli writes from 219
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, were down there alone together.” “ No,
“ I ’ m going to call on a mental scient
N. avenue, Aurora, 111.:
honest!” "W ell then we may as well ist this afternoon.”
“ Only those who have suffered with Ohio.
remain up here.”
“ What for?”
“ To see if she can’ t make me believe
Mrs. Winks— A peddler was here to
C re a k in g H inges.
H is U n lu ck y Choice.
day, and I got the greatest bargain— a that there is no such thing as an
These can be quickly cured by drop whole pound of Insect powder for only empty coal bin.” — Cleveland Plain
“ Miss G inx,” began young Gaboy, i
ping a little oil on the hinges, or a ten cents. It looks just like dirt, but Dealer.
“ — or may f call you Ginevra— ”
“ Call me what you lik e,” she said, tiny bit of vaseline does equally well. it's awfully effective, 1 tried it.
Mr.
Black lead ia another excellent remedy,
A M an of the People.
with a bright smile.
Winks— Worked, eh? Mrs. Winks—
and places that cannot be got at with
“ W ell, I like G in,” he whispered.
“ Is he a man of the people?”
Yes, indeed. The peddler said I should
And then he realized, aB she turned an ordinary brush can generally be
“ I guess so. He made himself out
put a little In water and apply It boil
her phix from him, that he had blun reached by a black lead pencil.
of their money:” — Detroit Free Pres«.
ing hot. and I did, and It killed every
dered.— Chicago Tribune.
Insect It touched.— New York Weekly.
Mothers will find Mrs. Mlnstow’s Sooth
D e n m a rk ’s D a irie s.
N a tu re Im proved.
Johnny (who Is Jealous of mamma)—
ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their
Denmarx
has 1.032
cooperative
“ Mamma likes me better than she does
That looks like an extravagant state Shiloren 'during the teething period.
dairies, which yield $35,000,000 worth
you!” Evelyn (who enjoys teasing)—
ment, but we believe you will agree
of milk a year.
Aligh t N ot Both er Him.
“ Why, no. Johnny, of course she loves
with us that it can be done after you
have tried in your home a can of Mon
“ W ell,” said the cheerful wife, who ; Betty and me best! Just think, she was
opole peaches, or pears or cherries or thought she had a soprano voice, " i f our mother long befofe she was yours!”
other fruits. Monopole fruits all re the worst conr.es to the worst I could Johnny (Bcornfully)— "Huh, what of
tain tiieir natural flavor and are parked Keep the wolf from the door by sing i that? You are nothing but a sample
A h good candy to a
where grown in the heaviest and sweet ing.”
ch ild.
j copy, anyhow! And Betty's only a trial
est of sryups. I f yon want to he con
“ I don’ t doubt that would do it,” re | subscription! But I'm the real tiling!"
Queen Bee
vinced that all we say of them is true, plied her pessimistic husband, “ hut — Life.
Cough Drops
buy a can from your dealer.
Most suppose the wolf should be deaf?” —
A re made of pure hon
“ Have you seen Mrs. Connyshnw's
ey
and m enthol. They
dealers carry Monopole.
Wadhams & Philadelphia Press.
are pleasant ami ef
wonderful collection o f old china?”
fec tiv e aw a remedy
Kerr Bros., Monopole grocers, Portland.
“ Yes." replied Mrs. Fussllove, “ I have;
fo r coughs and c«>lds.
Piso’s Cure is a good cough medicine.
T ry ft package. Sold
It has cured coughs and colds .or forty and I can't say that it gives me a good
S alt.
by’ all druggists and
opinlou of the Connystiaws' social i>osl-
years. At druggists, 25 cents.
confectioners.
Tw o
Salt is one of the greatest of natural
packages by m ail on
tlon.” “ Dear me!” said the other lady.
receipt o f luc., stamps.
remedies and antiseptics.
A weak
T h e M a rria g e Record.
"H o w Is that'oj “ Well, you see,” ex
Pacific Coast
solution— an even tablespoonful in a
"W h y did you decide upon such a plained Mrs. Fussllove, “ they can't
Biscuit Co.
glass of water, cold or h ot- is excellent
sudden
marriage7”
l ever have kept many servants, or they
Portland. Ore.
lor indigestion.
A solution of about
“
W
ell,
you
see.
Arthur
got
one
of
I would never have had all that china
the same strength will often relieve a
tiiose French automobiles, and 1 got to unbroken!”
cold in the head if snuffed up through
thinking that a husband in the harness
“ You, boy,” exclaimed the colored
the nose.
might bd worth a good deal more than woman, “ what Is you gwineter do w if
a
lover
in
the
wreck.”
—
Chicago
Rec
P R O G R E S S IV E D E N T IS T S .
dat wntermilllon?” The urchin looked
W O N D H R R JL
ord-Herald.
surprised for a moment, then grieved
HOME
W is e B r o t h e r ! A lw a y s on the A lert to
and then scornful. Placing his burden
TREATM ENT
• lO O 1 1 E W A R D S IO O .
H a v e the L a t e s t in D ental Science.
of sweetness on the curbstone, he re
*'rhls wonderful (TM-
nese doctor is called
'T ’s gwineter git a can o’ vnhn-
The readers of this paper w ill be pleased to plied; %
Dr. Thomas P. Wise, junior member
V
f great because he cures
Warn that there ia at least oue dreaded disease ish an' vahnlsh It; den I's gwineter git
of the firm of Wise Bros., has been in that science has been able to cure Iu all its
people without opera
tion that are given up
t. e East for the purpose of informing Stages, and that is catarrh. Hall's Catarrh cure a yahd o' red ribbon an' tie arouu' it
to die. He cures with
la the only positive cure known to the medical an' hang It to de chandelier In de pah-
those
wonderful Chi
himself regarding the latest discoveries fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional die-
nese herbs, roots, buds,
in dental science, anti has made him ease, requires a constitutional treatment. lor foh a ohnament so’s we kin look
harks and vegetable»
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting
that are entirely or>-
self familiar with all details of the directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces at It an’ enjoy oursel'fs while we's eat-
known to medic») sci
ence in this country. Through the use o f those
most np-to-date methods. He has vis of the system, thereby destroying the founds- an' halid-taek.”
tlon of the disease, and giving the patient
harmless remedies this famous doctor knows
ited the factories of dental goods and strength by building up the constitution and
the action of over 600 different remedies, which
Poetical and pedantic young lady
he successfully uses In different diseases. He
the laboratories ot advanced practition- assisting nature in doing its work. The pro walking In the wood with elderly and
guarantees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung,
prietors have so much faith in Its ourstivs
ors. It has been his purpose to be- powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars learued professor.
throat, rheumatism, nervousness, stomach,
"Oh, Mr. Book
liver, kidneys, etc.; haa hundreds o f testimon
| come familiar with all that is beat in for any case that it fails to cure. Send tor list worm, look at that magnificent oak!
ials. C harges moderate. Call and see hlin.
Address
Patients out of the city write for blanks and
American dentistry, which is the recog of testimonials.
r . J. C H K N B Y A CO., Toledo, O. Let us stop one minute.
I must tell
circulars. Send 4 cent* In stamps. CONSUL-
Sold by druggists, 75c.
nized standard of the world.
Wise
T A T IO N FR EE. ADDKEMM
him
how
the
sight
o
f
such
beautiful
H all's Tam ils Pills are the best.
Bros, realize that new discoveries are
trees raises keen emotions In my soul;
THE C. BEE WO CHIHESE MEDICINE CO.
constantly being made in dentistry,
because, you know. I'm sure they can
1J2V, T h ird S t.. P o rtla n d . Oregma.
Standing
Up
for
Hit
Rights.
; and, in order to give their patrons the
"G e t out of here,” growled the larvse hear us and enjoy a compliment as
beet attention they conld receive any
j well as yon do. You superb oak. what
where in the world, they have adpoted in the cheese rind as the weevil sought
would you say If you could talk?” " I
the policy of sending a member of the to make an entrance.
“ Bat why,” protested the weevil, j believe I can be his interpreter, dear
firm East each year.
Moral:
Go to
Miss Hopkins. He would most likely
Wise Bros., dentists, Failing building, "T h ere is plenty of room for both."
stugh Syrup.
in time. Sold by druggist*.
"B a t where’ s your ekipper’ s license?” say. ‘Beg your pardon, miss; Pm a
Portland, Oregon, for the best dental
I beechT ”
asked
the
larvae
haughtily.—
Judge.
work.
O ongressm an Geo. H. W hite’s Case.
A Noted Sculp tress Cured.
l.a grippe is epidemic catarrh.
It
«pares no class or nationality.
The
cultured and the ignorant, the aristo
crat and the pauper, the masses and the
clpsses, are alike subject to la grippe.
None are exempt— all are liable.
IK lla v e you the grip? Or, r».n «r, has
the grip got you? Grip iB well named.
The original French term, la grippe,
has been shortened by the busy Ameri-
n to read “ grip.”
Without intend-
g to do so a new word has been coined
at exactly describes the case. As if
me hideous giant with awful grip had
lutched us in its fatal clasp.
Men,
C o n g e stio n In B ritish C ity.
• Birmingham, England, has upward
of 40,000 back-to-back houses and
6,000 courts, which are entered by tun
nels from the street, states the city’ s
edical officer.
M em ory F re a k s.
■ It is instanced as one of the curiosi
ties of the memory that people who
know long pieces of verse by heart fre
quently cannot remember their tele-
H ion e number.
,
Good P rofit on M onopoly
B Last year the French government
made a profit of over $70,000 000 on its
monopoly of\iie sale of tobacco, cigars,
cigarettes and matches.
Prof. D o lb e a r's C are er.
Prof. A. E. Do!hear of Tufts college,
*:fias just celebrated his sixty-fifth
birthday. For over twent; -eight years
be has been a professor at Tufts.
He
mas born in the same house in which
«Benedict Arnold was born.
E lectrical M a n u fa c tu rin g W id e sp re a d .
W hile electrical manufacturing is
shown to be chiefly concentrated in
lom e
six Eastern and two Middle
letates, the indmtry is fairly wide
spread, its data being famished by no
fewer than nineteen states.
HEADACHE
» B o t h m y w l f « a n d m y * e l f h a v e been
u s i n g C A S C A R E T S and they are the best
m edicine we have ever had in the house. L a st
week my w ife was frantio w ith headache for
I tw o days, she tried some o f your C A S C A R E T S ,
and they relieved the pain in her head almost
1 Im m ediately. W e both recommend Case are ta ”
C n a s . STKbsroRn.
Pittsburc Safe & Deposit Co., Pittsburg, Pa.
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STILL ANOTHER
PIANO CLUB.
“ Were you ever up before me?” ask
ed a magistrate. “ Shore, I don’t know,
yer aimer. What time does yer auncr
get up?”
DELICIOUS AND T E MP T I NG
DR. C. GEE W
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gaa—a m a