The Leader., December 26, 1902, Image 7

öfVU. $. MINISTER TO ENGLAND
Classified.
Isabel— I think that editor man Is
Imply horrid.
Judith— Why? \
Isabel— He placed the engagement
announcement of myself to young
During the several very hot sum­ Sloppington under the head o f*‘‘Busi-
mers recently past there was a theory ness Opportunities."
“ I have kept Ayer’ s Cherry Pec­
not infrequently ventilated that
the j
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toral i.i my house for a great many
years.
It is the best medicine in
climate In American cities had radic-
Canned Fruit,
the world for coughs and colds.”
ally changed, and that hereafter very
Perhaps you have been in the habit
J. C. Williams, Attica, N. Y.
hot Bummers would follow euch other el canning your own fruit and think
without break. There was no escape, the kind you buy at the store is not
The general use of electricity was do- nearly so good. If that is the case we
lug the business, says u writer In llran- want you to buy of your dealer a can of
dur Magazine. How electricity was do- Monopole peaches or pears or strawher-
Only the very
1 ing It or why I do not recall hearing, ries or other fruits.
j but that was the ull-sutBcieut explana­ finest and largest fruit is used for this
tion. I venture the opinion that not brand and it is put up in the heaviest
one in ten of the men ami women who and sweetest syrup under a beautiful
talked this nonesense had more than the ^ ue labei « “ t * * * * 1 in letters of gold
l^iere is no other brand quite so good.
faintest idea of what electricity is. But
Ask you! dealer for Monopole and ac­
they were cocksure of the soundness of
cept no substitute.
Wadhams & Kerr
the theory. The summer of 1902 has
Bros, packers, Portland, Ore.
knocked all semblance of Integrity out
of these unbaked theories and left us
English Criminals.
Three sixes: 25c., 50c.. fl.
wondering whether there ever was such
Ont of every 1,000 criminals con­
weather before. Probably there has
Consult your doctor. I f he says take It.
been, and possibly not. I do not pre­ victed in England 19 are Scotch, 21
then do as he says. I f he tells you not
tend to know, and I am not old enough foreigners, 32 Welsh, 97 Irish and 831
to take it. then don’t take It. lie knows.
' ,h him. We are willing
Leave It with
willing.
English.
. C. AVER CO.. - Lowe!
— ell. I
to remember the rigors of that famous
J.
1810 when there was frost in every
C I T O Permanently
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Curca
So tits or nervousnen
! month In the year. But I should not be M I O after first (lay'•
(lay's u
tiseof l»r. Kline's Great Nervfl
Send for F R E E 8 ’2 . 0 0 trial 1 Kittle and treat*
astonished to live long enough to expe­ Restorer.
Always.
ia«. Da. R. 11. K l in e . Ltd- V31 Arch St.. Philadelphia, F a
rience such a summer and to hear my
Pa— What did you learn at school
j good neighbors attribute it to every­
today, Bobbie?
Not as Considerate as He Might Be.
thing from a changed climate to the re­
Bobbie— I learned to say “ Yea, sir.*
“ He’s a good friend of yours, isn’ t
Pa— Are you always going to say
venge of an angry Deity. As a mat­
he?”
“ Yes. sir?”
ter of fact I suspect that the climate
“ Oh, only medium.”
Bobbie— Y ep! — Exchange.
has not changed, but is always chang­
“ What do you mean by medium?”
j
ing, swinging like a pendulum back
“ Oh, he listens while I tell him all
coueh medicine,
Piso’s Cnre is a pood cotieh
medicine.
and forth; not, however, with the same of my troubles, but he also wants me It has cured couphs and colds for fort£
simple regularity, but in some eccen­ to listen while he tells me all of his.” y«ars* At druggists, 25 cents.
tric fashion which as yet we do not
Life and Death.
H O W S T H IS T
understand.
These remarks do not
Life, after all, is a masquerade;
mean that the climate and the weather
In the * Pittsburg
We offer One Hundred hollars Reward for any says - a ” writer
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are beyond the comprehension of men.
Not at all. I believe that after these ease of Cattarrh that can not be cured by H all’s , W e fear to show our tenderness and
Catarrh cere.
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n our love
W e habitually hide our
Hon. Louis E. Johnson is the son of the late Reverdy Johnson, who *as things have l>een under trained obser-
We the undersigned, have known ^.J. Cheney ' kest feelings lest we be judged w e a k
United States senator from Maryland, also attorney genera) under President vation a sufficiently long time the pres- for the s past la
15 years,
_ , and believe him perfectly
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S o m e tim es it n e e d «
Johnson, and United States Minister to England, and who was regarded as the ent mysteries will be cleared away, and honorable In all business transactions and fin­ death to show us ourselves and to
ancially able to carry out any obligations made
greatest constitutional lawyer that ever lived.
that we w ill understand much better by their firm.
teach our friends our deep and unsus­
W * s t & T ritax ,
pected kindness.
In a recent letter from 1006 F Street, N. W., Mr. Johnson says:
than now many of the things that baffle
Commends Peruna to All Catarrh Sufferers.
DOES THIS C limate CHANGE?
Bronchitis
i.
A ll se r io u s lu n g
troubles begin with a
tickling in the throat.
You can stop this at first
in a single night with
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral.
Use it also for bronchitis,
consumption, hard colds,
and for coughs of all kinds.
“ No one should longer suffer fro m C a ta rrh w hen P eru n a Is
accessible. To m y knowledge It has caused re lie f to so m a n y of
m y frien d s and acquaintances, th a t I t Is h u m a n ity to com m end Its
use to a l l persons su fferin g w ith this distressing disorder o f the
h u m an system ."— Louis E. Johnson.
C atarrh Poisons.
Catarrh is capable of changing all the
life-giving secretions of the body into
scalding fluids, which destroy and in­
flame every part they come in contact
with.
Applications to the places
affected by catarrh can do little good
save to soothe or quiet disagreeable
symptoms. Hence it ia that gargles,
sprays, atomizers and inhalants only
serve as temporary relief.
So long as
the irritating secretions of catarrh con­
tinue to be formed sc long w ill the
membranes continue to be inflamed,
no matter what treatment is used.
There is bet one remedy that has
the desirable effect, and that remedy is
A Conclusive Objection.
“ Poverty is no disgrace.” said the
young woman with ideas of her own.
“ No,” said Mrs. Cumrox; “ its no
disgrace, but it certainly is extremely
unfashionable. — Washington Star.
Good for Little Folks.
Don’t torture the children with liquid And
pill poisons! The only safe, agreeable laxative
lor little ones is ( ascarets Candy Cathartic.
A ll druggists, 10c, 25c, 50c.
Proved by Its Loss.
Church— How do you Know your wiJ
has got a temper?
Gotham— Because she lost it today.
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's 8ooth-
tng Syrup the best remedy to use for their
Shildren duriug the teething period.
A Desperate Case.
Putz— Keep away. I haf got the
kleptomania.
Pomade— Vat, vat are you dakln for
it?
£uta— Eberyding I can lay mein
hants op.— Pennsylvania Punch Bowl.
JOHN POOLE, PORTLAND, ORE.
Foot « f Morrison Street.
Can give you the best bargains In Boilers
and Engines, Windmills, Pumps and Gene­
ral Machinery. Wood Sawing Machines a
specialty. See us before buying.
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Whether you are satisfied with the
Spices and Raking Powder you use or
not. we want you to try a can of the
brand
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We guarantee them better than any ®
other kind. You can get them from
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It Costs You N o th in g
To catch cold—yoa get
something for nothing,
sure enough. You can
k»*ep it If you want It,
hut you can get rid of It
by using Queen Itee
t ou ch D rop *. Keep
a box In the house.
They taste nice, look
nice, are nice. Made
of honey and menthol.
5 Cents a box. Sold by
all druggists and con­
fectioners. Two boxes
■ent by mall postpaid
on receipt of 10 c. in
stamps.
Pacific Coast
Biscuit Co.
Portland, Ore.
“ ay U f o n l y iV'aM e »7^11 V im .' the
morrow will bring, but that, to some
degree at least, we may be able to con-
,r°J **; At Pre8ent* however, the old
w ife In the country, the wiseacre In
town, and the government observer are
Pernna. This remedy strikes at once pretty nearly on a par.
to the roota of catarrh by restoring to
T H O M A S W. RUSSELL.
the capillary vesaelstheir healthy elas­
ticity.
Peruna is not a temporary M a n W h o W a s Stoned b y a M o b in I r e ­
palliative, but a radical cure. Send
la n d a t a P o l i t i c a l M e e tin g .
for Dr. Hartman’s latest book, sent
Thomas W. Itussell, the member of
tree for a abort time.
Address The | Parliament who was stoned by a mob
Peruna Drug Manufacturing Co., Co­ after addressing a political meeting ip
lumbus, Ohio.
Ireland, is a Lib­
If jou do not derive prompt and sat­
eral Unionist, who
isfactory results from the use of Peru­
has sat for Tyrone
na, write at enee to Dr. Hartman, giv­
since
1890.
Mr.
ing a full statement of your case, and
B u s s e l l has his
he w ill be pleased to give you his valu-
own ideas about
able advice gratis.
reform in Ireland.
Address Dr. Hartman, President ol
While aggressively
the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O.
opposed to home
rule he lias consist­
ently advocated, the
Pointer.
purchase of land
The beggar had a notice np, “ Deal
for the benefit of
an(j Dumb,” and the passing philan-
T. W. RUSSELL.
tenants with an In­
thropist stopped in front of him.
• ..r d , ika to
ive thi„ man fome. demnification of something like $700,-
thing,” be said, to his companion, 000,000 for the landlords. During the
^“ but how am I to know he is deaf and | home rule agitation, when Gladstone's
dumb? *
bill was before Parliament, he was an
“ Bead the notice,” whispered the ardent anti-home ruler, and threw his
beggar cautiously.— Chums.
Influence in the landlord party. Since
then he lias changed his face, and.
>OO< h K h X h >0< h X h K h K k > O « h X> while still opposed to home rule, he is
tile vowed enemy of the landlord clnss,
and the most persistent advocate of
the land for the people by government
purchase. Mr. Itussell is a native of
Fife, a graduate of Madras Acndemy,
and an unusually vigorous, powerful
and original statesman.
ST. JACOBS
OIL
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
W a l d in q K in n an <fc M a r v i n ,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. O.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is takeujntemally,acting
directly on the blood and mucous surfaces ol
the system. Price 75c per bottle. Sold by all
druggists. Testimonials free.
H all’s Family Pills are the best.
Probably True.
H ix— A scientist says that, in pro­
portion to its size of body, the mos-
quito has a better developed brain than
the average man.
Dix— Well, I don’ t doubt it.
Even
at its present size, the mosquito is al-
most as big a bore as some men I know,
— Chicago News.
C r u e l S la u g h t e r .
POSITIVELY CURES
When you see a woman with a band
of white plumage almost Invisibly
Rheumatism
tinted with lihie and green and more
strongly with golden brown ornnmeut-
Neuralgia
ing her lint, know that from one to six
Backache
of these harmless, lovable, sweet-
voiced little greties were stripped to
Headache
supply It. And when you see that
Feetache
other woman wearing a cape the col­
lar of which reaches above her ears to
All Bodily Aches
be made up of almost indiscernible
AND
sections the size of your hand, know
that each sections stands for the life
of one of these charming little chat­
terers.
The breast of the grnbe is its curse.
Its feathers are so tiny and fine as
to be almost spineless, so thickly set
they stand on end. and so delicately
colored as to render adequate descrip­
tion Impossible. Crest grebes are kill­
ed without mercy for this little patch
o f rare feathering, and the little ones
do not escape.
There Is no bird slaughter for plum­
age more wanton, unless It be that of
the egret which takes the life of the
■ B EAR S THIS T R A D E MAW brooding bird for a few feautlful feath­
ers found on the shoulders only at
nesting time and leaves the young to
die as they may.
CONQUERS
PAIN.
THE BEST
CASTOR
IA
F o r In fa n ts an d C hildren.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
j
The Turkish Turban.
The Turkish turban came io during
I the reign of John of Fram e. It wae
sometimes three feet high and as big i
I a barrel.
RHEUMATISM
C A N N O T BE RUBBED O U T
But a good linim ent or plaster w ill often gits»
temporary relief because it produces counter
irritation or reduces the inflammation and sore,
ness. But no sort of external treatment can lia v »
any effect whatever upon the disease itself, for
R h e u m a tis m Is n o t a skin d is e a s e , b a t
is due to an over acid condition o l the blood, and
the deposit o f irritating matter or Uric A cid
salts or sediment in the muscles and joints, and
no amount of rubbing or blistering can dislodge
these gritty particles or change the acid blood.
Rheumatism often becomes chronic, and the mus­
cles and joints permanently stiff and useless and
the nervous system almost wrecked, because so
much tim e is lost in tryin g to cure a blood disease
with outside applications or doctoring the skin,
Rheumatism must be t r e a t e d
Z ,o u U v llla , K y . , M a r c h 2 7 , ’0 2 .
through the blood, and no remedy
O a n t le m e n :—I a m g l a d to a a y t h a t
brings such prompt and lasting relief
8 . S . S . h aa c u re d m e o f R h e u m a t is m .
as S. S. S. It attacks the disease in
A b o u t t w o y e a r s Ago I s u ffe r e d f r o m
the blood, neutralizes the acids, and
R h e u m a t is m in m y k n e e s a n d f e e t ,
m y a n k le s s w e l l i n g so t h a t I co u l<f
removes all irritating or poisonous
n o t p u t o n m y sh o e s T h is c o n t in u e d
substances from the system.
f
o r s e v e r a l m o n th s , d u r in g w h ic h
S. S. S. strengthens and enriches
t im e I w a s u p p ly in g l in im e n t s a n d
the thin acid blood, and, as it circu­
g o in g * h y m y p h y s ic ia n ’ s d i r e c t i o n » ,
lates through the body, the corroding,
h u t d e r iv e d n o b e n e fit . I w a s t o ld
gnawing poisons and acid deposits
o f 8 . 8 . 8 . a n d t r ie d i t . I im m e d i­
are dislodged and washed out of the
a t e l y g o t r e l i e f , a n d c o n t in u e d th e
muscles and joints, and the sufferer
m e d ic in e u n t il I w a s e n t i r e l y w e l l »
8108 F lo y d 8 t.
D. J. D U A K S .
is happily relieved from the discom-
forts and misery of Rheumatism.
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External remedies are all righ t so far as they go, but they don’t go fas
enough, and you can 't depend upon them to do the work of a blood purifier
and those who pin their faith to liniments and plasters as cures are bound
to meet with disappointment, and w ill
be nursing a ease of Rheumatism th «
greater part of their lives.
S. S. S. is a purely vegetable remedy,
does not contain any Potash or mineral
of any kind, and can be taken w ith
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safety by old and young.
Rheumatic sufferers who write us about ih eir c A e w ill receive r s I m N *
aid and helpful advice fiom our physicians, for which no
W e w ill mail free our special book on Rheumatism, which is <the « s u t o l
years of practical experience in treating tins disease.
It contains in •
-ondensed form much information about Rheumatism.
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