Lane County leader., August 26, 1904, Image 3

No Appetite
” by Neel Reieued the Boy.
"That was a brave net!" ejaculated
• Boston man, aa he atood on the
Means loss o f vitality, v ig o r wharf in a little southern town and
is often a pre­ saw an old negro plunge unhesitating,
ly into the deepest water to save a
o f .prostrating sick- very ainall boy who bad (tumbled and
This is w h y it is fallen from some piling. "A brave
2£us. The best, thing act and be la a hero, uo matter how
black the skin be wears!"
can do is to take the
'Ibe Bostonian was foremost In the
^ a tT a lt e r a tiv e a n d t o n ic
group that guthered about Uncle Ned
when he climbed back on the deck with
the rescued lad.
"Your son la It. old man?" he quer­
yyjjjch h a s c u r e d t h o u s a n d s . ied. “ Or perhaps only your grand­
son?"
"
Commuting ■ Sentence.
There was v-ry fervent admiration
Jodie Gary, at a receut meeting of In the down easier s tones us he put
.„ * 1 Trust itockholdera In Hoboken, the question.
„id In tlie course of an argument:
“ No. suh; no, ■uh.M gurgled Uncle
“lour objection reminds me of tbe Ned. “ Dat li’l rascal ain’t uo klnuery
Ejection a lawyer 'once made to a er urine."
j^ e s sentence. This Judge bad glv-
'Then it was all tbe braver.” ex­
¡o , prisoner, convicted o f second de- claimed the Interrogator, positively
pet murder, thirty years' aolitury con- haring his head out of respect for the
jmMuent, whereupon the lawyer cried old man's high-born courage.
•’Huh,” sputtered the hero, "you sho’
•ut.
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"■But, your honor, my client is e l d . don’t think I'se durn fool 'nougb to let
Bf won't live thirty years.'
dat boy drown when he’s got every
‘Weil, then.' said the Judge, ‘ I ’ll | speck er my tlsh bait lu his pocket?” —
gjurteu his sentence to life Imprison­ Washington Post.
ment, If you prefer 1L’ " — New York
How's This?
Tribune. _________________
LIFE UNDER WATER.
What She Said.
Ignorance la the night of ths mind,
“George, dear,” she aaiil. with a blush, but a night without muco or star.— Con­
"do you know that Mr. Simpson asked \ fucius.
me last night to he hie wife?”
Jules Verne has been vindicated. Ills
"Well, 1 like his impudence. The idea
P O S IT IO N S G U A R A N T IE D .
dream ship, which for generations has of proposing to an engaged young lady!
been voyaging under 2 0 ,0 0 0 leagues of What did you say to him?”
95,000 forfeit placed w ltli a National Bank to
” 1 told him that I waa very sorry in­ make good any failu re on our part. Catalogue
imaginary water, has at last become
a reality—r submarine fact. It has deed. but he waa too late.” — Tidbit*.
free. W rite today.
been demonstrated to the satisfaction
Permanently l arc-a. iffo ntaor nervousnen ' B o u to l B u s in e s s C o lle g e
of the United States navy that Captain
S aflur first day'» UHt* *»f Dr. Kline’s Ureal N**rve |
tore Semi for Free M2 trial bottle and treatlaa I
T z a o m m , W n »h .
Jtorer.
Nemo and his fabled Nautilus have __
Dr. &. H. Kline. Ltd -M.’ ArU* bt . Philadelphia, i*a»
been eclipsed, or. in nautical phrase,
submerged by a modern submarine tor­
The Chief"« Mistake.
tory, (.'ommarci.l . a d
pedo devil, the Fulton, which recently
Pig Injun (admiringly)— Me like pie*
•pent a comfortable night on the bot­ tur’.
College Man (proudly)— I thought you
tom o f Nurraganeett Bay.
would.
Boardingachoolforyoung menand boys.
Un the night following the speed and
Big Injun— Heap pretty squaw!
firing tests, it was decided that the
College Man (wratlifully)— You old Box 322 University Park Station, Portland, Orc.
habitability test should be made by heathen! that’« a portrait of me when 1
A pply (or Catalogue.
submerging the Fulton at the bottom belonged to the football team.
PRICES T H A T T A L K .
of the ha7- This was the first test
For coughs and cold* there 1« no better
Best galvanized utandard w rought tron pipe.
ever made under naval supervision to
medicine than Fiso’e Cure for Consump­ \ inch, $5.90 per luu le *t. Heat ga lva n h lM
determine whether men can live aboard tion. Price 25 cents.
standard wrought iron pipe, 1 inch, $7.9 > per
hki feet. A ll fiy.es in black ami ga lva n ized
a submarine boat under water as safe­
pi|« at lowest market prices. Wood pumpa—
Whore Women Are Hu led.
capacity one barrel per minute, I*. Rubber,
ly as they could In a Newport villa.
ami canvas belting, hose and packing
“ Are there club« for women in this leather
Cooking utensils as well as reading
at w holesale prices. W rite u<* for your w a n t*
mutter and other articles of comfort town?" asked the suffragist from the In the m achinery line. Irrita tion plants a
specialty.
Rclerson Macab ery Co., P o rt«
and necessity were Installed on the East.
“ Certainly not,” replied the gallant land, Oregon.
Fulton during the afternoon, and at Westerner. “ We can handle women
10.43 that evening the boat was sunk, without clubs.” — Chicago I ’oaL
with nine nJen atm.-ird. One of the first
Impressive features of the experience
* K ê e le v UPUCR-MORPHlNE-TOBACCOi
wus the distinctness with which sound
Iz f u r e
pêiwancntly cored )
was conveyed to the party under w a­
»— FOR FULL PARTICULARS - w |
I wem W m i l Y INSTITUTE- POR rLA N O .O R
ter. In tbe small hours of the rnoayi-
-J
ing the crew were awakened by near­
ing what was afterward explained to
Why la Thla Thus?
have been the Fall River liner Plym ­
W « see the player on the plot catch 11 W age» |2.25 per day. Board |4.50 per
week. fiüteams$2.U0 per «lay. Exten­
outh touching nt Newport en route «»ypry whizzing hull: high hull, lo w
!
sive Irrig ati on construclioii. Perma­
I grouuder hot, he catcbe* one and all. j
from Fail River to New York.
nent einploym cut for good men and
Although the Plymouth did not pass i But it is strange, we do declare, this | te&ms.
within a mile of the submerged Fulton, ! self-same c a tch in g star, will chase him­
Deschutes Irrigation and Power
Com pany
aeveral of the submerged party were self for half a square, yet fail to catch
BEND,
OREOON
his car.
awukened by bearing her ploughing
through tlie water. Prior te retiring
M other, w ill And Mr*. W in slo w .’ . Soothing
for the night the water-imprisoned Byrap the best rem edy to use fur their children
d
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rin g the teeth in g period..
company had an excellent meal, which
B U Y
was prepared on board, and after the
Avoided th© Subject.
boat was submerged. A ll the cookiug
as well as lighting waa by electricity,
Winks— Did McKick have much to
and had it been necessary the boat •ay on tlie subject of railroad monopoly
could have been heated by the same while you were there?
Minks—Well, no. You see, just after
meant.
I called, a cert man drove up with a box
The air reservoirs were filled to their for him. The railroad freight on it for a
full capacity o f forty cubic feet; and hundred miles was a quarter; tlie cart-
when the Fulton rose to tbe surface at man's charge for hauling it six blocks
11:06 a. m., after being under water was fifty cents.
for twelve hours and twenty-three min-
utee, there was hardly a perceptible
For Your Perfect Comfort.
At tbe Rt. Louis Kxiiosltlon, which Is very severe
difference between the air of the sub­ ■ pon
th- feet, remember to take along a box or two
merged boat end that o f the surface or Allen’s Foot Katie, a powder for hot, tired, ach­
ing, swollen, sweating fret. Hold by all Druggists,
world.
FRO M
YO U R
D E A L E R
As a result of these teste the naval
board o f inspection and survey will
Ther« are few paupers in Japan. Ev­
Ne. jg-ieoe.
recommend the expenditure of the erybody works, and it is considered a b . n u
J850.000 recently appropriated by Con­ disgrace to be supported by your rela­
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gress for submarine destroyers of the tive« while you have the ability to earn
m e n t io n t h is p a p e r .
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your own living.
Fulton type. This means that the
United States soon will have a flotilla
of a dozen submarine devil» for defon
live and offensive purposes during war.
—New York Times.
N i g h t In a S n b n ia r in e I )ij* t im t n C M o f
S u p e r a u r fo c e S o u n d s .
or tone, and
cursor
Eat, drink and be merry, for to­
morrow we d ie t— Smart Set.
Judge— I fine you f 10. Prisoner—
Dou't you give any discount to regular
customers?— Town Topiea.
“ Anything new about the war?” “ An
nnofflcial dispatch has Just been con­
firmed.” —Chicago Record Herald.
First Moth— Have you anything on
hand to-night? Second Moth— Yes. I'm
Invited to a camphor ball.— Philadel­
phia Record.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
She— My face is my fortune. He (40,
yet ardent)— And iet me assure you,
my dear, you have spent none o f it.—■
New Y'orker.
E
Columbia
Universily
Mother— Have you taken your cold
bath yet. Willie? Willie—There wasn’t
any cold water warm euough.—Obica-
go Daily News.
“ Are you still making visits to your
W e o ffer One Hundred Dollars R ew ard foi
A n o th e r t ra n k .
any case o f Catarrh that cannot he cured hr dentist?” "N o.” “ H ow ’s that?” “ Oh,
“What did thut now arrive! wautj” D a li’s Catarrh Cure.
nothing; only 1 ran out of teeth.” — De­
V. J. C H E N K Y A CO., P rop «.,T oled o. O.
„k,d the Recording Angel.
W e, the undersigned, have known F. J. troit Free Press.
He asked me if 1 knew where he C heney fo r tho last 15 years, and believe him
BJIuks—Tim e runs on, eh? Now
»ul<l Ret hold of four old halos,’’ said p erfectly h on orable in a ll business transac­
and fin a n cia lly ab le to carry ou t any ob­ what makes Time run on? BJinks—
gt Peter. “ He says he wants to try tions
liga tio n s m ade by their firm.
to build an automobile."— Philadelphia Warn A T b u a x , W holesale D ruggists,Toledo, O. The spur o f tho moment, I s'pose.—
W a l d i . n o , K in n a n A M a k v in . VS holesale Drug­ Houston Chronicle.
Press.
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gists. To led o , O.
Benson— Bought a sawmill, eh?
H a ll's C atarrh Cure Is taken In tern ally, act­
The total trade of Abyssinia is about
in g d ire c tly upon the blood and mucous sur­ What are you going to do with it?
jUO.OOO per annum.
faces o f the system. Price 75c. per bottle.
Jenson— Bring out a new breakfast
Bold by a ll Druggists. Testim onials free.
l l a l r s F a m ily Fills are the best.
food.— Town Topics.
“ H e’s what I call a ‘budding gen-
Prepared for Emergencies.
The proprietor o f a large office i ius.........Who? Bragg?” "Yes, like all
bul.ding, who had a room for hia own budding things, he’s inclined to blow.”
use In one o f the upper stories, -was — Philadelphia Press.
Johnny— Pa, what is a diplomat? Fa
surprised one morning by the entrance
of a man with a valise. “ Don’t you —Well, son, it's a man who can stretch
want something, sir,” began tbe caller, hands across the sea without putting
"in tlie way of a new and Improved hia foot In It, too.— Exchange.
outfit for marking handkerchiefs, un­
“ What's he going to call it?” “ Por­
dergarments and----- ”
trait o f a lady.” “ But It doesn’t look
"No, I don’ t,” interrupted the pro­ like her at all!” "Then he might call
prietor. “ How did you got up here? it ‘portrait of another lady.’ ” — Life.
W e don't allow peddlers or canvassers
“ They have called two doctors in for
In this building."
consultation.”
“ And do the doctors
“ You don’t?”
agree?" “ I believe they have agreed
“ That's w h a t I R a id .”
upon the price.”— Philadelphia Ledger.
" I saw no sign to that effect.”
“ Did you ever take a chance In W all
"W ell, you’ll see one the next time
you come. I shall have one put up.” street?” "N o,” answered Mr. Ardiuc;
Mrs. H askell, W o rth y V ice- | “ In that case,” rejoined the man, " I put up my money several times. But
I never got a chance.” — Washington
Templar, Independent
O rder opening bis valise with alacrity, “ you Star.
will need one of these.”
Good Tem plars, o f S ilv e r L a k e ,
Yeung Author— When I write far
Here he displayed a neatly painted
Mass., tells o f h e r c u re b y tb e card over a foot long uiul nearly as into the night I find great difficulty in
wide, with this inscription, in large getting to sleep. Friend— Why don't
use of Lydia E . P in k h a m ’s V e g e ­ jletters:
you read over what you have written?
“ No Peddlers or Canvassers Allowed — Princeton Tiger.
table Compound.
In This Building on Any Pretext What­
“ Mamma," said little Elsie, "w e have
•' D ear M b «. P tnkham : — Pour yearn ever.”
to be very saving, don't we?" “ Yes, ON THE FIELD OF WATERLOO.
ago I was nearly dead with inflamma­
In recognition of his caller’s clever­ dear.” "But I was just thinking, sup­
tion and ulceration. I endured daily ness, genial humor and business like
pose we 'conoinlze on cod-liver oil!” — Monnment Erected by France to Her
antold agony, and life was a burden
Soldier. Who Fell There.
to ma I had used medicines and forethought, the owner of tho building Philadelphia Press.
I The field of Waterloo, where the
wishes internally and externally until not only bought tbe card, but luvested
Friend— What are you going to do
: star o f Napoleon I. forever set in a
I made up my mind that there was no In one o f the marking outfits.
with all those presents? You have no i night of gloom, has been variously
RÜef for me. Calling at the home of
family. Smart— Going to send 'em to marked with monuments by the na­
ilrieDd, 1 noticed a bottle o f Lydia There Was One Who Did Not Laugh.
| my friends in St. Louis. I'm going to tions whose soldiers took part in that
E P in k h am ’s V e g e t a b le Com­
“ Mark Tw ain " once expressed the the exposition.— Exchange.
pound. M.v friend endorsed it highly,
! titantie struggle. No more attractive
ud 1 decided to give it a trial to see if following sentiments to a young wom­
“ And do you think," he asked, “ that memorial has been erected, however,
li would help me. I t took patience an who bad not smiled at a thing that men progress after death?” “ Well.”
and persevercnce for I was in bad con­ be iiad said during an Impromptu re­
dition. and I used L y d ia E. P in k - ception in his honor at Bryn Mawr she replied, " i f they don't it would ni-
ham's V e g e ta b le Compound for College, to which his daughter had in­ most seem useless for some o f them to
nearly five months before I was cured, vited him. A ll tlie young ludles but die."— Chicago Record-Herald.
but what a change, from despair to
Brown— Don't get gay,, or I ’ll bo
happiness, from misery to the delight­ one were in a state o f great glee dur­ forced to pound a little sense into your
ful exhilarating feeling health always ing tbe humorist's address—all but one
brings. I would not change hack for had laughed heartily at every witty re­ j head. Green— Huh! It would take a
(thousand dollars, and your Vegetable mark. Just as ’ ‘Tw ain " finished, be dozen men like you to pound liny sense
Compound is a grand medicine.
turned to tbe young woman who had j into my head.— Chicago News.
“ What’s wit, anyway?” “ Well, a
“ I wish every sick woman would not laughed, and said, in an under­
try it and be convinced.” — M b s . I d a tone: "You nre the only sensible one | good many people seem to have the
liassn.i.. Silver Lake, Mass. Worthy here. I have not said a single amus­ j idea that wit is the knack of making
Tice Templar. Independent Order of ing thing. I f It were not for the con- one person uncomfortable in the pres­
Oood Templars. — fn o o o forfeit I f original splcuousne»’ o f it I would like to press
ence of others.” — Chicago Post.
letter grevlng genutneneee cannot be new
your hand."— Success.
Teacher—So I ’ve caught you chew­
ing gum, have I? Sammy— No, mum;
I wasn't chewin’. I was jest keepin’
it there instead o f in my pocket. It's
io sticky.— Chicago Daily News.
“ What can I do for my little boy?”
asked mamma, “ so that he won’t have
to eat between meals?” “ Have tlie
meals Acker together,” replied tlie
greedy young mail.— Glasgow Evening
Times.
AH IN V IS IB L E ENEMY
TO HEALTH
Major (indignantly)— What do you
mean, sentinel, by sleeping at your
Malaria is a slow poison, but the most stubborn and
post? I f the enemy should appear you
deeply rooted when it takes possession o f the sys­
would be lost. Sentinel— Don’t worry,
tem. \\ e breathe into the lungs the polluted, germ-
major. I haven't nn enemy in the
tainted air; tl ic little microbes then enter into the sys­
whole city.—Fliegende Blatter.
tem, and feeding upon tho red corpuscles o f the blood,
“ Are there clubs for women In this
*<x)n reduce this vital, life-sustaining fluid to 6uch a
town?" asked the suffragist from tlie
weak, watery state that the patient becomes listless,
East. “ Certainly not,” replied the gal­
pale and anaemic, and men-
lant Westerner; "w e can ham. e «o m ­
tally anil ohvsicallv Hp«
Axnory, miss., Jan. 29» 1©03» en without clubs."—Chicago Evening
Tressed « i ■
^ ,
About fifteen years ago I suffered with boila,
I'ressea. Malaria may be- „„d took a course of S. S. 8., which built me up Post.
g'n with slight rigors or and entirely cured me of the boila. Throe years
She (bored)— No, Mr. Lytely. I can
chillv
__ c it
j ag-o I suffered with Malaria, and rsmembsring
tnilly sensations, follow ed hSw much good 8. 8. 8. had done me, I deter- never love you.
I honor and respect
DT lever and thirst; but mined to try it again. I am glad to say that the you. I am sure you wonM make some
eraduallv all r,-, , t ,
„ reeulta were all I could have desired. Since then
s «uuaiiy all parts o f the j take 8. B s . every .pring, and have no attack of other woman a good husband. I ------- -
■ystein are affected; the Malaria. Last summer I spent most of the time He__W ell—er—give me a letter of rec-
liver becomes toroid and
Tomblgbee bottom having timber cut.
I ommendation to my next place.—Tit-
d a rt
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A. E. D A LH Y M P LH .
dark or y e llo w splotches
Bits.
appear upon the sk in ; the stomach fails to properly digest the food, I Eddie— Aren't you sorry that you are
and there are frequent headaches, dizziness, bad taste in the mouth, ' an only child? Freddie— Oh. no: I don’t
constipation and a general worn-out, tired feelin g that only a suffeier mind it, but it’s tough on pa. Eddie—
com Malaria can describe. Other and more dangerous symptoms How so? Freddie— Well, you see, I ’m
•re apt to follow where this disease is neglected, such as nervous pros- ! getting too big for him to have to
! take me to the circus, and there aren't
cation, palpitation, sleeplessness, enlarged liver, weak kidneys, boils
! any younger kids in the family for him
*od risings and dangerous-looking sores and abscesses. Malaria is all to fall back on.— Brooklyn Life.
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dangerous because o f its insidious and stealthy nature. It is
"You have been lighting again, Tora-
*b invisible atmospheric poison, and the germs and microbes that are ] my!” “ I couldn't help It, mamma.
°,
’ n the blood are propagating and increasing in number all the I That Stapieford boy gassed me.” “ That
clogging the circulation and gradually w recking the health. was no reason for fighting. You should
W h a t is needed in M alarial troubles is have remembered that ’a soft answer
a blood purifier and tonic. S. S. S. purifies turneth away wrath,' and given him a
the germ-infected blood, tones up the stom­ I soft answer.” “ I did. I hit him with
ach, improves the appetite and invigorates a chunk o’ mud.” —Chicago Tribune.
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the entire system. It stimulates the torpid,
sluggish organs o f the body, enabling them
to properly perform their functions and
c^cry off the poisonous secretions and health-destroying matter that have
en polluting the blood and cloggin g the circulation. S. S. S. con-
**int no strong minerals, but is strictly a vegetable remedy, a blood
Purifier without an equal, and the greatest o f all tonics. I f you hava
T rap toms o f M alaria, w rite us, and medical advice w ill be fur-
without coat.
TM£ SW IFT SPECIFIC C O * ATLANTA. CAm
WANTED
2 0 0 MEN.
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OASTORIA
For Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
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Bears
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mnkryriwi Flavor.
Aperfecl Remedy forConslipA
Ron, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoen
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish­
ness n n d L o s s O F SLEEP.
|TUE WATERLOO MONUMENT.
English Axes st Hastings.
A t the battle o f Hastings the corps
d'elite o f the English army were ac­
coutred with »word and shield, and In
addition to this they had hung “ great
hatchets on their necks, with which
they could strike doughty blow s"
Whenever a special deed of valor is
credited to an Englishman in that
battle, with one exception, it is due to
the ax he bears. And now what were
these axe* that dealt such deadly de­
struction on the Norman knight? A* to
this we are left In no doubt. Time
after time doe* Wace call them "great
axe».” The head »lone In one Instance
was a foot In length. And the Bayeux
tapestry out o f about twenty axes
represents *11 except some three a*
Why H© Mk©d It.
having long handle*. Hardly ever do
“ Your friend looked at the lines In we find in Upe»try the abort ex for
my palm the other evening.” said Mtss one band.
Elderly, “ end he said It was a great
W ill G ive Up T rib al Rule.
! pleasure to read such a hand as mine."
On March 4, 1006, 85,000 red men in
"Y e*,”
assented Miss Paraffine.
“ George is a great hand to read an the Indian Territory will give up trihel
rule and become American dtixena.
dent history.” — Indianapolis Sun.
the
Signature
Promotes Digestion.Checriub
ness and Rest .Contains neilher
Dpium.Morplune nor Mineral.
Facsimile SiÇnnture of
than the new one just dedicated by
France to her soldiers who fell In that
conflict. The French lost about 30.000
men, while the alllee—English, Dutch
and Germans— lost 23,000.
These
frightful casualties throw into iusig
nlfleanee the combats thus far waged
in the East and which Japanese admir­
ers would have the world believe as
transcending anything preceding them.
The monument Is crowned h.v n
wounded eagle, typlcnl of the defeat
France sustained in the downfall of
Napoleon.
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