Lane County leader., January 08, 1904, Image 11

Economy
HOW T O C R IP P L E RU8SIA.
O t h e r P o w e r s C an M a k e I t H e lp le e a b y
C u ttin g O ff It s M o n e x .
Mother
There are times when originality Is
Impossible— In describing a wedding,
and In saying good-by to the hostess
at a party.
An article ou Russia published In
L ’Europeau, a Journal o f International
Burnt gypsum Is called plaster-of-
Influence Issued in Paris, has attracted
P e r r i n 's P i le S p e c ific
“ My mother was troubled with
parls, because tbe Montmartre Gypsum
no little attention In the European
consumption for msny yesrs. At
The INTERNAL REMEDY
Quarries, near Baris, are, and have
press. The author Is a Danish pub­
bottle lasts longer and does been, farnoua for affording It.
last she was given up to die. Then
No Cass Exists it W ill Not Caro
licist, BJorustJerne Bjoruson. He as­
she tried Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,
more go o d than any other.
The moat economical procesaee are
and was speedily cured.”
sumes that Russia Is an undesirable
Wood 8* wb , Drag Saws run Dy *teara or gaso-
line engines, also the latest in saw mill ma­
D. P. Jolly, Avoca, N . Y.
used In tbe Lake region for tbe recov­
anil dangerous element In Europe and
It is the o n ly medicine o f ery o f copper, so that It la found that
chinery, Bturnp pullers, well drilling machin­
Asia, and as a means of thwarting her
ery, etc., etc.
Write for your needs.
ore yielding 1% per cent will pay costs.
No matter how hard
which can truly be said
further advance proposes that other na­
REIERSON M AC H IN E RY CO.
Old as tbe history of the world It- uity are very much pleased with your tions stop supplying her with money.
your cough or how long
Foot of Morrison Street
100 D O S E S O N E D O L L A R self Is tbat of tbe queen of flowers. work. Dropped Junior— Yes. they en­ | Since 1899, the writer estimates. Rus­
Portland
Oregon
you
have
had
it,
Ayer’s
Tbe ancient Greeks and Romans re­ cored my sophomore year.— Princeton sia has liorrowed abroad $700.000,000
Cherry Pectoral is the
G a y a H im A w a y .
veled In roeea. They were used lav­ Tiger.
I with which to build fleets and to tnaln-
From $500. <X) to
Tw o young fellows at Liverpool, ishly st tbelr feasts.
INVESTORS! 140(0.00 a month
best thing you can take.
Caller— Your sister Is a long time | tain an army, no less than to estab-
can
made by
partners In the tea trade, were the best
In a bog on tbe Island of Zeeland, making her appearance, Johnny. John­ I lisli the gold standard and build rail­
It’s too risky to wait I parties who can invest from be $50u.00
to
o f friends, and their Intimacy extended Denmark, a votive bronxe chariot has
ny— Yes, she'a got to make It, of ways, and M. BJornson seems to take
$1500,(X). One Kastern investor made
until you have consump
to personal as well as to business mat­ been found with the Image of a horse course, 'fore she comes down.— Chicago It very much to heart that “ the larger
$05,000.00 in 1003. ( ’ail or write for
ters.
| part o f this foreign gold, which has
tion. If you are coughing
ten Inches high In front and with an Xribuue.
particulars. T h o W m . B . W h ito
One of them, a simple-minded fel­ Inlaid gold sun on one side.
' maintained the Russian Institutions
G
o . , 312 Pine 8t., Portland, Oregon.
tod
ay,
get
a
b
o
ttle
o
f
"H
is
w
ife
has
been
tbe
making
of
low. was a bachelor, and was In the
Alabaster Is s fine-grained variety of him.” "W hy, he doesn't seem to be and Berved Its plans o f oppression and
Cherry
Pectoral
at
once.
habit of reading to his partner ex­
of conquest, has flowed from the coun-
gypsum, either white or delicately muoh
-That’s I t
She has made
tracts from letters of an ardent and shaded, and occurs In fine quality at
7hrM alios : Me., Me., SI. All I nuditi.
; try of 'liberty, equality and fratern­
tile, Sheep,
him
perfectly
miserable.”
—
Philadel-
affectionate nature from a lady In the
Calvem0
ity.’ ”
Castellno, Italy, whence It la taken to pWa
Bulletin.
Consult your doctor. I f he say* take It,
da
Bulletin.
also
dressed beet,
North of England, who signed herself Florence for tbe manufacture of vases,
" I t Is admitted In France and Amer­
then do as he aayt. I f he tells you not
l
hlni
hindquarters and
to
take
it,
then
don’
t
take
It.
He
know*.
Pol 1 ticla n— Congratu 1a tlons,
Sa ra U, ica,” M. BJornson goes ou to say, "that
“ Susie.”
loins of beef. I'. m l , P a r k a n d P o u l ­
Leave It w ith him. W e are w illing.
figures, etc.
The married one went to China for
I ’ ve been nominated. Sarah (with de­ without French gold the Russian In­
J. C. A Y E R CO.. Low ell, Mas*.
t r y . We lill country orders.
One
of
tbe
oldest
coins
In
the
world,
S M I r H B k O 8 .
tw elve months, and returned Just In
light)—-Honestly?
Politician — What stitution would have gone to smash
Wholesale Butcher*
P O R I LAND, OK.
the
German
thaler.
Is
disappearing.
It
time to attend the wedding of bis part­
difference does that make?— Detroit long ago. No centralized power, even
la
to
be
replaced
by
a
four-mark
piece,
GORDON
M
’
KAY.
ner.
Free Press.
!
the
best,
Is,
for
any
length
o
f
time,
" I hardly feel like a stranger,” ho equivalent to our American dollar, as
The Mother— Bobble, didn’t your capable of governing so many and va­ D e a t h o f t h e M a n W h o H e v o l u t i o n ¡z e d
said. In his sweetest tones, addressing tbe five-mark silver pieces bsve been conscience tell you that you had done ried peoplea. No hand, no matter how
th e 8 h o e m a k in g In d u stry .
found
to
be
too
heavy.
the bride. "In fact, I feel as though
wrong? Bobble— Yes'm; but I don't powerful, can stretch over such an
Gordon McKay, whose death oc­
The electrical roads of the country
I ought to be well acquainted with
believe everything I bear.— Philadel­ enormous territory or unite bo many curred recently at his cottage in fash- \
my partner’s wife, since be has often have a nominal capital of $1,000,000,- phia Ledger.
contrary destines, created by varied cli­ ionabie Newport, was a notable figure
done me the honor to read to me ex­ 000, employ three hundred thousand
“ Do you know anything about flirt- mates and by numerous racial and re­
in the social and
tracts from his dear Susie's letters." persons who are paid $200,000,000 a
business
world.
■
“ No, he replied sadly.
’ I ligious differences. But what the best
The faces of the husband and the year. and run. sixty thousand cars over !
government, what the most powerful
Although starting
w ife were studies, as the bride drew twenty thousand miles -ef track. Ten thought 1 did, but when I tried it hand cannot perform becomes chaos
In life compara­
herself np and said, emphatically and miles of electrical road are building to hanged if the girl didn't marry me.” — and misery under a feeble autocratic
Chicago Post.
tively poor, he ac­
distinctly, “ I beg your pardon— my dne of steam road.
power or a bureaucratic Institution that
cumulated millions
“ What can I do for my little boy,"
name Is Helen!”
Tbe word Bible furnlsbes a striking
Is mercenary and mendacious, uustable
through his inven­
Instance of a world's rise from very asked mamma, “ so that he won’t want and oppressive. Without the foreign­
tive genius.
Mc­
“ H ave the
It’s no sign that stocks are feverish low to high estate. To the bulk of to eat between meals?”
er's aid it would have destroyed Itself,
Kay was born in
replied the
because they absorb water freely.
English-speaking folk It now means the meals Acker together,
whether by revolution or by asphyxia.
Pittsfield,
Mass.,
book o f books. In Chaucer’ s day It j greedy young man.
What, however, would have been most
Toned Him Down.
in 1821, and on the
meant any book whatever, or scroll—
Farmer Ragweed— Has Bill learned natural, would have been a general dis­
“ This photograph doesn’ t look a bit
death of his father
to speak by the card, lest equivocation anything tew college? Mrs. Ragweed integration of the administration of
iike me,” said Snarley to the photo
g o a d u n
m ’ k a y .
in 1833, began to
undo us.
Tracing the word Bible j — No; an’ wuss'u that, he’s forgot what the colossal masses of Russia accord-
grapher.
study for the career o f a civil en­
straight home we find It aa bublos. b u t; he uster know! Says lie can't eat pie , tng to a sehei >e o f federalization.
“ I know it,” said the photographer.
gineer. When 21 years old he had a
another name for tbe papyrus reed of without a fork.—Chicago News.
"W
ith
the
aid
•'
the
foreigner’s
gold
“ I was afraid to make it exactly like
machine shop in his native town, lie
Egypt.
A p p e tite p o o r? » / B o w e l s
Doctor—
Do
I
think
I
can
cure
your
all
the
Inflammable
material
o
f
tills
you for fear you wouldn't take it.”
studied machinery and his opportunity
catarrh? Why, I ’m sure of it. Patient formidable accumulation of injustice
constipated?
Tongue coated?
came
when
the
shoe
stitching
machine,
HE FELT LIKE A SWINDLER.
• lOO K X U A K I ) «1 0 0 .
— So you are very familiar with the and distress has been able to subsist
it’s your liver!
invented by L. K. Blake, proved to be Head ache?
disease?
Doctor—
I
should
say
so!
I
’ve
uutll It has become a danger to us an utter failure. He bought the patent
The reader* of this i*aper will be pleased to M a n W h o F o o le d th e D o c to re R e - j
A
yer’s
Pills
are
liver pills, all
had
It
myself
all
my
life.—
Judge.
/team that there is at least oue dreaded disease
nil.
Unless a war precipitates her outright and perfected a machine
p r o a c h e d b y H ie C o n scie n ce .
that soeuee has been able to cure in all its
Miss Muddle— I wish I knew of a I upon her neighbors — a war which which has revolutionized the shoemak­ vegetable.
•taxes, and that is catarrh. Hall’sCatarrh Cure
Here and there, along life ’s busy and
is the only positive cure known to the medical diversified pathways, curious reasons really good way to preserve my com* | would be followed through long years
ing industry. This machine did away
fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional dis- j
Miss Snappe— I f you keep by thunderlngs and tumults— she will with the little cobbler shops, with their Want your moustache or beard
ease, requires a constitutional treatment. for curious moods In man are some- [ plexlon.
H all’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting I times encountered, says the
coutinue to court them as o f yore. On pegs and wax ends, and opened up big a beautiful brown o r rich black? Use
Detroit
the
box
in
a
cool
place
it
will
be
all
directly upon the blood and mucous »uriaces
this point ltussiun and foreigner agree.
right, won’t it?— Philadelphia Press.
of the system, thereby destroying the founda­ Free Press.
factories. In a few years every man,
tion of the disease, and giving the patient
“ Ever since I ’ve begun to get well,
Jonathan— I say, Britisher, can you But war will come. I f up to the pres­ woman and child in America, who
strength by building up the constitution ana
ent
time
the
all-powerful
Russlau
In­
assisting nature in doing its work. The pro­ said a pale-looking gentleman who was speu horse?
Englishman — Orse?
wore shoes, paid tribute to him, and FIFTY e m o » DRUGGISTS OR tt. P HAM. A TO.. WA8IIUA. W H.
prietors have so much faith in its curative
stitution has not recoiled before any of McKay gained millions.
powers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars strolling along a sunny sidewslk with Why, certainly. It honly takes a haitch
lor any case that it fails to cure. Send for list a comrade. “ I've bad the blues, now an(j a ho and a har and a hess and a the means taken to prolong Its exist­
McKay’s partner was Robert H.
of testimonials. Address
ence, why should It recoil before war? Mathes, a practical man o f inventive
F. J. C H E N E Y A CO., Toledo O. and then. „ Naturally, I ’m very glad I ’m he to spell 'orse.— Kansas City Jour-
Whatever
the
result
of
the
war.
one
Bold by druggists. 76c.
alive; but there are circumstances nal.
genius. When the war broke out in
lia.1 "s Family Pills are the beat.
thing is certain— the payment of Inter­
which rather make me feel myself a
“ Within -the last decade,” remarked est will cease. Russia will thank the 1861 they offered to the government, |
humbug— an out-and-out humbug. It's
Economical.
something unheard of, machine made j
the progressive eitixon, “ woman has
Friend (to amateur artist)— I sup­ this way, you see. A11 tbe doctors said gained considerable standing In the aid given her by state bankruptcy.” — shoes for the army. In less than ten
Public
Opinion.
years it Is estimated that more than
pose you’ ll give up painting when you 1 could not get well— I positively could business world." “ Yes,” rejoined tbe
Remember th ii when y o u bi(y W et
not get well. Of course, tbat aroused
marry?
10,000,000 pairs of boots and shoes in 1
Weather Clothing and look fo r th e
female breadwinner, "especially in the
A
F
AM
IL
Y
OF
O
POSS
UMS.
Amateur— Oh, no! I t ’ ll be so con­ tbe neighborhood: everybody began to street cars
America had paid royalty to McKay
name TOWER on th e buttons.
venient and e onomical when we have shower me with attentions and kind­
and
his
companies.
In
1878
he
formed
S o u th e rn M o th e r a n d H e r F a m ily o f
This sign and thia name have stood
Teacher— You notice that boy who
nesses. All kinds of Invalid food— de-
to make wedding presents.
the
McKay
Sewing
Machine
Associa­
fo r the B E S T during sixty-seven
I n t e r e s t i n g L i t t l e O n es.
llghtfully prepared— poured In upon stands at the foot of the class? Well,
tion,
and
in
a
series
of
lawsuits
de­
.years o f increasing sales.
The first young opossums 1 ever saw
M e xic an S alu ta tio n s.
me; flowers and fruit came nearly ev- last summer he was the brightest boy
feated all rivals, established his If y o ur dealer will not supply .you write fo r
Mexican gentlemen tip their hats to ery day. The men of our block clubbed In school. Committeeman— He Is now. were In their mother's pouch, which ¡s patents and became the central power
fr e e catalogue o f black or yellow w ater­
each other or at least salute in passing together and sent me a beautiful Mor- 1 notice the foot o f the class Is nearest oue o f the most Interesting stages of In one of the greatest monopolies.
p ro o f oiled coats, slickers, suits, hats, and
thili' development, to my way of think­
and shake hands both at meeting and rle chair; and tbe club fellows, down­ the stove!
Gordon McKay married Miss Minnie horse goods fo r a ll kinds o f w e t work.
ing. I was examining a hollow tree
parting, though the interview may town. sent me s loving cup, touchingly
Mrs. Knox— So you met Airs. Tom-
Treat, o f Cambridge, many years A . J . T O W E R C O , T H E -rO W E R *
have lasted only two minutes.
engraved with sentiments of friend­ lyn to-day. What did she say? Mr. in a forest in the South, when I discov­ younger than himself. They lived to­ BOSTON. MASS.. U S A .
.S IG N - *
J ■
ship. Dainty china articles for my In­ Knox— Nothing. Mrs. Knox— You sur­ ered an old opossum curled up, appar­ gether only a few years. There were TO W ER CANADIAN C O .
L u c k y F isherm an.
B R «” ’ . ,
valid's table were given me; and so on prise me— she usually talks an awful ently asleep. The sight was not a new two sons, who have always been with TORONTO. CAN. I om its *
one, and 1 should probably have left
A fisherman at Phippsburg, Me., —I can't recount the half.
lot! Mr. Knox— Oh, sbe did that to­
their mother. Mrs. K cK ay finally se­
her to fluisb her nap had I not caught
pulled up a jug of gin on the cod hook
“ Well. I gave the doctora tbe allp, day, o f course!
cured a divorce, and became the wife
sight o f a little white head, with a long,
the other day. The data of the jug and here I am. almoet well, and feel­
o f Adolph A. von Bruening. an at-
Missus—
W
e’re
.going
to
give
a
dance
was 1821.
ing that I shall soon bs sounder than on Friday. Jane, and I want you to do pointed snout and a pair of beady tache of the German embassy at i
ever before my Illness.
Now, what all you can to help us. Jane— Well, black eyes,, which peered at me from Washington, and now charge d’affaires
P ro o f o f In san ity Sh o w n .
W O N D ER FU L
glvea me tbe blues la thla: I bare got mum, I'm afraid I ain't much good at beneath the larger anlnmL This was of the German legation to the Sultan
Aubrey— Youah daughtah has con­ these tblngs on false pretenses. I'v e
entirely another matter, so I took the
HOM E
o
f
Morocco.
McKay,
who
had
always
that
sort
of
thing.
I
only
know
a
bar­
sented to mawy me, and— er— I ’d like fooled all these people and It makes
old lady opossum gently by the tall,
TREATM ENT
been
attached
to
his
wife,
sent
her
rel
organ
Jig
and
a
cake
walk.
to know if there is any insanity in me sad. They can't have any con ti­
and lifted her out of the tree. As I did
T h l* wonderful Chi­
nese doctor Is called
Mrs. A scum—
Did you
see Mrs. Lo- so she growled angrily, and opened her Jewels and other gifts on her wedding
youah family?
denre In ms hereafter. No, you can’t
.
. ...
..
great because he rurca
day,
and,
it
is
said,
gave
her
a
check
|
Old Gentleman (emphatically)— console me— I ’m a fraud and I feel like ™ tte at tl,e 1,1,11 ' Mr A scum— les. mouth In a horrible grin, displaying a
people without opera­
tion that are glvt>n u p
The Kaiser became
There must he!— Boston Globe.
Mrs. AScum— She was dressed entirely mouthful of white teeth of many sorts for $100,000.
to die. H e cure* w lin
s fraud.”
angered
at
such
attention,
and
the
thosn wonderful Chi­
In white, the paper said. Is that so? and sizes. Kilt I knew that this was
nese herbs, roots, buds,
young
man
was
in
the
background
for
Mr. Ascuin— W ell—er— no, she didn't done chiefly for effect, for an opossum
barks and vegetables
that are en tirely *
appear to be dressed entirely.— Phila­ will rarely bite unless you put your several years. Then, through family
known to medical sci­
Influence in Germany, he was restored
ence In this country, Th rough the use o f
delphia Press.
hand in Us mouth, or in some other
those harmless rem edies this famous doctor
to favor, after having returned to Mr.
knows tho action o f o ver 500 different rem ­
"Seen Ezry’s new horse?” asked one way give it a good chance to get hold McKay the money given his w ife%
edies. which he successfully use« In different
diseases. H o guarantees to euro cattarh, asth­
I citizen of another. " I have,” was the of yon. Her scaty, muscular tall
Mr. McKay did much good with his
ma, lung, throat, rheum atism , nervousness,
j reply. “ Well, what does it look like?” squirmed In my hand like a snake, and money.
stomach, liver, kidneys, etc.: has hundreds o f
He educated a number of
testimonials.
Charges moderate. Call and
1 asked the questioner, impatiently. lief ore I got her quite to the ground I young women abroad in music, gavo
see him. Patients out o f the city w rite for
blanks and circulars. Send stamp. C O N S U L ­
“ Well, he looks," said the other man, ilropiied her. Slight as was the fall. It generously to Harvard college and
T A T I O N JfKKK.
A U U IIK S S
T h a t blood p oison e x is te d a m o n g th e a n cien ts has
slowly, “ as If Ezry had taken him for killed her. apparently, for there she founded a training college in Rhode
been p roven beyon d qu estio n . I t h a s been traced b a ck
lay, with lips drawn back, and curled Island for negroes, which college beurs
an old debt.” — Christian Register.
T h e C . G ee W o C h in ese M edicine Co.
th o u sa n d s o f years, and is as o ld a s th e P yram id s. T h is
253 A ld e r S t.. P o rtla n d . O regon.
“ Who's the slowest man you ever np in the very attitude of death. But the name o f the McKay Institute. lie
b lig h t in g cu rse h a s been handed dow n from n ation to
f f M eunon paper.
knew?" “ A chap in New York. He she was only "playing possum,” and as was a good violinist and left a large
n a tio n and from in d iv id u a l to in d iv id u a l t ill it has
fell out o f a third-story flat window I had sepn the trick played before I collection o f musical instruments. It
Spread to a ll p arts o f th e w orld.
and did not reach the ground for an was not deceived. Not a young one i is understood that the greater part of
No. 3 - 1904.
P . N. U.
C o n ta g io u s blood p oison , a s it is called in m odern
hour.” “ How was that?” “ He cnlight was In sight; even the one which hail his estate will go to Harvard Unlver- J
tim es, b e g in s w ith a sm all so re o r u lce r th ro u g h w h ich
betrayed
to
me
the
presence
o
f
the
In a tree at the second story and went
th e v iru s en ters th e blood. T h is is follo w ed b y in fla m ­
family had retired to the depths of his
m atio n and s w e llin g o f th e g la n d s o f th e gro in s, a red eru ption b rea k s ou t In to visit some friends.” —-Detroit
mother's pouch. So I rolled her over,
on th e bo d y, sores ap p ea r in th e m outh and th e th ro at becom es ulcerated, and Free Press.
and putting in my hand drew out the
a s th e d isease ta k e s a deeper h o ld a n d th e blood becom es m ore th o r o u g h ly
“ I don’t believe In paying fancy
in fected , th e h a ir and eyeb ro w s drop o u t, th e sk in is spotted w ith copper-col­ price* for custom-made clothes." said babies one by one. There were twelve
ored sp lotch es, th e bones and m u scle s ache, and it seem s to th e v ic tim of Kloseman. “ Now here's a suit I bought o f them, and when I laid them out on
the grass they crawled slowly about,
th is m on ster sc o u rg e th ere is n o t a so u n d sp o t in th e w h ole body.
ready-made for seven dollars. I f I
opeolng their mouths to yawn or to
T h e h orror o f th is a w fu l d isease
were to tell you I paid twenty dollars
give vent to explosive little squeaks,
Can n ever be told. T h e on e w h o con ­
for it, wouldn’t you believe It?” “ I
H AD A L L THE SYM PTOM S.
which sounded more like suppressed
tracts it su ffers in b o d y and m ind,
D s a r S irs:
might If you told me over the tele­
sneezing than anything else I can think
A s s r s s u lt o f s s s r lo u s b lo o d d ls o r d s r
and if th e p oison is n ot eradicated
phone.” — Philadelphia Press.
r a j b lo o d b o c a n a p o iso n e d a n d I su f-
of. Very soon they found their moth­
tra n sm its th e ta in t to h is child ren,
fs r s d o o v s re ly w it h R h e u m a tis m a n d
Blobb*— What a touchy little chap er. anil began to climb upon her body,
o t h a r s y m p to m s n ot n e c e s s a r y to m e n ­
and C o n ta g io u s B lood Poison th u s
t i o s . ▲ fria n d o f m in s to ld m e th a t ho Hotspur Is— he’s always ready to take
bolding to her long gray fur with their
becom es resp on sib le fo r m a n y of the
h a d b e e n e a r e d o f m y tro u b le b y 8. S. S.,
N O T H IN G 8 0 G O O D F O N C H IC K E N S A S T H E
Sharpe— I'v e known him band-like paws. When I tried to de­
a n d a p o n b is rec om m a n d a tio n I b e g u n offense.
i l l s o f ch ild h o o d — S k in E ru p tion s,
P R U S S IA N PO ULTRY
its a s s . A f t e r u s in g it f o r som e t im e m y when he wouldn't.
Blobbs— When tach one little fellow It was amusing
C atarrh al T rou bles, S ore E y e s . S ca lp
b lo o d w a s t h o ro u g h ly c le a n se d o f aR
Make* Hen* Lay and Keep* them laying. Cures Cholera, Rntp and
Sharpe— When we were to see the efforts he made to retain his
p o is o n a n d m a d e p u r e a n d s t r o n g a g a in - was that?
D isease, W h ite S w e llin g , S cro fu la
all Oiaeaaea. It Strengthens Young Chicks and Helps Them Grow.
I w is h a ls o to s p e a k o f Ita Io n io p rop , following the Atherstone hounds. He'd
and oth ers ju s t as bad. S . S . S ., th e
position. He grasped a tuft o f long
o rtle a.
W b i l a p u r g i n g m y b lo o d o f
W O U L D N ’ T B E W I T H O U T IT .-C h a s Lark. Rosalia, W u h ., say.
he won Win t l*e without Prussian Poultry Food.
lm p u rltle a . it
b u ilt u p m y ge n e ra l always rather go half a mile round— hair in eaeh o f his tiny fists, seized an­
g re a t v e g e ta b le blood p u rifie r and
P R O D U C E S E C C 8 . A . an air* i.r.-lu.-er Pruaalan poultry Food
h e a lth , im p r o y a d m y a p p e tita , g a r a m a
k u no annul H H Payne, puna.Ilia, O
hf-
to n ic, Jias lo n g been re co gn ize d a s a
Ohio.
other tuft In his mouth, and twined his
ln c ra a a a d s t r a n g t h , a n d I fe lt b a t t e r in sooner than take a fence.
,2S and 50c Pk<-
Pmmrt.n Poultry Book, F R E E
are ry w a y .
ra d ical ant’, sa fe cu re fo r C o n ta g io u s
Pat-natan R m o T C o , et. Pool, Minn.
“ One week from to-day. Uncle John, flexible tall firmly aronnd another. Left
l a m • g r e a t b e lie v e r In 8 .8 . S ., a n d
B lood Poison. I t cou n teracts th e
w i t h p le a s u re c o m m e n d It to a l l i n n a s j I w ill be a married man. Yes. in seven to his own device*, his mother need
P O K T L A N P R E M I C O .. P u r ita n a . O r.. C oant A g r n t , .
e f a b lo o d m ediein e.
d e a d ly v ir u s and clea n se s and p u ri­
short days I will be Initiated into the have had no fear of bis falling off.—
Y o u ra v e r y t r u ly ,
fies th e diseased blood, and u n d er its
R O B E R T M. Z W E IT Z IO .
mysteries of matrimony.”
“ No mys­ Ernest Harold Baynes, In the Woman's
838 W a l n u t S t., L e b a n o n , P a .
to n ic effects th e g e n era l h e a lth im ­
teries about it, my boy. It is Just tbe Home Companion.
p ro ves a n d soon a ll s ig n s o f blood
plain, simple rule o f three." “ Rule of
poison are gone. • T h e stro n g m in era l rem edies. M ercu ry and P o tash , w h ich
N o t V e ry L o a d .
three?
Eh— what three?”
“ Wife,
are so ofte n prescrib ed fo r th e disease, d r y n p th e sores, sk in eru p tio n s and
Senator M ittie w Stanley Quay drift­
mother-in-law. and hired girl.” — Kan­
I ___
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a ll e x tern a l s ig n s , b u t le av e th e stom ach
ed Into the lobby o f tbe Arlington In
and d ig estio n ru in ed and th e sy stem in sas City Journal.
Washington I d a aplc and span new
"A re you sure you really and truly suit of clothes, and a Southern mem-
su ch con dition th a t th e disease u su a lly
love me. John?” asked the fair bunch tier o f Congress congratulated him up­
retu rn s in w o rse form th an ever.
P r o m p t ly c u r e s a l l
S . S . S . is gu aran teed a p u re ly v e g e ta ­ of home-grown sweetness. "Sure. I’ m on hi* appearance.
b le rem edy. $1,000 ia offered for p ro of th at sure." replied the he end o f the trans­
“ Good fit—eh?” said Quajr, much,
it co n ta in s a s in g le m in era l in gre d ie n t. If action. “ Bnt Tom loves me, too." per­
pleased.
y o n h a v e blood poison w rite fo r o n r sp e cial sisted the fair party. "H e said he'd
“ Fit! Bets better'n a hen, Senator!"
book, d e scrib in g th e differen t sta g e s and g iv in g a ll th e sy m p to m s, w ith gladly lay down his life for me.” “ Oh,
iire c tio n s fo r tre a tin g o n e 's s e lf a t hom e. O n r p h y s ic ia n s w ill fu rn ish a n y all right.” answered John.. “ I f you was tbe reply.
Inform ation o r advice w a n ted free o f c h a rg e .
want a dead man you're his and he’s
When a man snores be ought to bt
1L"— Chicago N ew s
rapped In slumber.
THE S W IF T S P C C m C C O ., ATLANTA,
Is a strong point» with
H o o d ’s S a r s a p a r illa .
A
WEWILLBUVI
BUCKINGHAM'S DYE
“A ll 5KN5 TAIL IN A DRY TIME
THE M Of THE fISH NEVER FAILS
IN A WET TIME.
Dr. C. Gee Wo
OLD
3SSPYRAM I
Bromo-Seltzer
Headaches