Lane County leader. (Cottage Grove, Lane County, Or.) 1903-1905, May 01, 1903, Image 7

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Newspaper Page TextIng Humors Didn't Understand. A FIG H T W ITH DOGS. Mrs. Swaggerton—My daughtet F l.r c . Kaklmo Animal, that Dislikad nasn t come out yet, you know Dost people end cause many W h ite M en . , Mrs. Homeleigh—Indeed! What was -pimples, boils and other she sent to prison for?—Ally Sloper. In a long Journey by sled. In the re besides loss of appetite, gion of Great Bear Lake. Egertou It. It Certainly Would. feeling, fits of biliousness, Young bud a trying adventure with She What a happy world this would Eskimo dogs, wbk-li he relates in "My > and headache. be If— Dogs in the Northland." He had trav He— If what? Duer one gets rid of them the She If men, could only believe all eled several days with hia own dogs lid the way to get rid o f them they aay.—Cincinnati Enquirer. lo the point where the Indians were to lild up the system that has meet him and replace the tired dogs His Reason for Sukide. from them is to take with fresh ones. When the dogs were A New York man wrote as his rea changed, hia guide, who hail accompan son for attempting suicide that he had consulted 25 doctors, but none was ied him throughout the Journey to this point, gave him a heavy whip, and said, able to cure him of asthma. "Now do not speak a word, and there in combinntion the Spring Sure Enough. will he no trouble. They do not like ( b a r e.rcellence, of unequalled Yeast—It’s hard to keep a good man white people, hut If you do not speak to them they will never suspect, in I in purifying the blood as \ down. Crlmsonbeak—That's why they put unequalled, radical and per such heavy monuments over some of their anxiety to get home.” i I looked the fierce brutes over, says them, I suppose.— Yonkers Statesman. jures of Mr. Young, placed my heavy whip so Galt Rheum I could instantly seize it. and made up An Explanation. Bad Dolls, Pimple* “ What kept you so late?" asked the my mind that 1 was ki for a wild ride. The owner of the dogs applied his long physician's wife. i of Hum or Psoriasle "Coming down on the elevated road | whip-lash to them, and away we start »laonlng Rheumatism my professional services were very Dyspepsia, Eto much In demand.’’ replied the belated ed at a furious gallop. We had traveled some distance when | no substitute, but be sure t* M. D. “ Man in first car was overcome by the heat and by the time I got I was startled by a splendid black fox, i ’s, and gut it today. him straightened out another man was which dashed out of a rocky islatul on discovered in the rear car almost froz our left. He struck across our trail, and No Use at All. en to death.” made for another island of rocks half ho has ofTended her)—Won't a mile to our right. Must Have Been. [up at me? The dogs fell into disorder and sped I did. you'd kiss me again, First Chappie— I wonder now, Chol- after him. As we had tifteeu miles yet honest, I won't, lie. how the donkey ever came to be , to go, it was not safe to he racing after then what's the use? used as the— er—emblem of stupidity? Second Chappie (with a yawn)— a fox on this great lake. So 1 resolved ■ A Reminder. Don’t know. I'm sure, deah boy; must to break the silence and bring the dogs i back to the trail, even if 1 had to tight rn—What have you got that have been before our day. kd about your finger for? ; them. Hia Style. Pi—Oh. I've been getting mar- ! Bracing myself on my kmes, 1 grip my wife doesn't want me to Jeweler—Diamond shirt studs? Yes, ped the heavy whip so tliai I could use sir; here's a set, neat little stones, for the handle of it us a club. Then 1 shout »125. ed to the dogs in Indian to stop und .Manager Realizes It. Customer—Huh! Out home in Chi j turn to the left. is something elevating in cago I can get—” jnid the artist. Jeweler—Ah! yes, pardon me. Here I The instant they heard m.v voice they answered the manager, you are. Just look at these big flash did stop—so suddenly that guy carióle ki taimy has the efTeot of stlm- es—three karats each! Sell you the went sliding on, past the rear dog of bft.v Ideas as to salary." set for »3.50.—Philadelphia Press. the train. They came at me furiously, j The leader of the train, the fiercest of the four, began the attack. It was well ! for me that he did. for he swung the others about Into such a position that only one at time could reach me. As lie sprang to meet me I guarded m.v face with oue hand, which I wrapped in the furs, while I belabored the dog over the head with the oak handle of tile whip. Is the greatest remedy in the world for all bodily Three or four good blows were all that he needed. Willi a howl lie dropped on the ice, while the next one in the train tried to get hold of me. One for for which an external remedy may be used. tunate clip on the aide of his head sent Price, 25c. and 50c. him tumbling over his lender. Then l had to face the third dog. which proved the ugliest customer of all. for his head took a prodigious nmount of thumping before he yielded. Falling to get li Id of me. he tore the robes and the side of the carióle, which was made of B oys’ and Y o u th s ' < j parchment. Jack Knife Shoes; It was fortunate for me that the S r>> \ 3^, _ Ask your dealer for the Jack < I traces of the fourth dog. fastened to the Knife Shoe. Every boy gets a 4 I front of the carióle, so held him Imek pocket knife with his pair of < that he was unable to do more than shoes. Best wearing shoes. Razor < growl at me. 4 j When 1 liad conquered the third dog steel knives. I uncoiled the lash of the whip and SE & P R IN C E , W holesalers, 87-89 First St., Portland, Or. | shouted. "Marche!" The leader wheel ed to the left, and away they flew. I had no hesitancy In sp. nking now. The Patent Leather. ana’ s .Suicide Record. dogs allowed no more desire for battle, Clean patent leather with the French jlmost always holds a world' hut only a desperate desire to reach the suicide. In the first nine harness paste sold by harness makers. end of the Journey. last year 250 men and 98 Apply lightly and then polish with a koceeded In killing them- piece of soft cloth. Patent leather BULLETS AS EVIDENCE. |d another 367 made unsuc- treated in this way rarely if ever lempts. cracks. Odd F a c t , D e v e lo p e d b y T h e ir P r o m i I F irst Aid t o th e Jibed . W Vs Sarsaparilla and Pills, >t. Ja co b s O il ches a n d Pains • jenenOy Oureu So A t » or nervousness r first'lay'» ue*of I>r. Kline's Great Nervi fl for F R E 1£ S’Z .OO trial buttloand treat xt. Ltd. «31 Arch St.. Philadelphia, ttk n e n ce in M u r d e r T r ia ls . Mothers will Cl no Mrs. fiDnsiotr's Sooth. Ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their Ohlldreu during the teething period. Idolaters. Related Kindness. [surrounded with Idolators— Mr. Smith (in street car)—Madam, »omen who have gods many | many. Their affections are take my seat. Mrs. Jones (who has been standing i things of the earth, per- Id unsatisfying. Man's duty fifteen minutes)—No thanks; 1 get off p h ip of the one true God.— at the next corner. ge Adams. Mr. Smith—That’s all right so do I. G ood B eginning blood is in good condition at the beginning of the warm season, spared to resist disease and are not apt to be troubled with boils, lackheads and blotches, or the itching and burning skin eruptions ' one’s life a veritable torment and misery. is the time to begin the work of cleansing and building up the 1 strengthening the w e a k mr constitution. During the HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BOILS. months we are compelled J had a horrible attack o f b o i ls rs and breathe the impure that broke out all y ventilated rooms and of- over my body and over-work and over-eat, and fr o m w h ic h I pe out-door exercise, and our could got no pos- »m e clogged with irnpuri- ! sible relief until blood a hot-bed o f germs I b e y an taking of every kind, and warm y o u r medicine, sure to bring a reaction, and from my ex- p o r io n c e I can isonous matter in the blood safely say S. 8. S. will break out in boils and is the best blood scaly eruptions and red, bumps and pimples. Make purifier In ths world. _______ Xrs. U. P. BMTTHER8, nningtliis season by taking Wytheville, ▼•* S. S. S. in tim e; it will not your blood and destroy the THE BEST TONIC AND APPETIZER. ¡sons, but promote healthy While living In Sherman, Tea., I be- oam e a victim of impure, watery e Liver and Kidneys and blood. I ran down in appetite and good appetite at a time energy; w»« soarcely a b le to get about and had to stop off and rest eed it most. occasionally. I took 8. 8. 8. and be a proves the digestion and gan to improve at once, and alter a le Stomach, and you are not thorough oourse became strong and ' haunted by the fear of Wj*think B. 8. tf. the best medicine I every time you eat, or ever used aa an appetiser and gen tonic. J- ®COT5^ ith dizziness, nervousness eral 811 Bailroad street, Borne, On. ness. There is no reason com ing of warm weather if you have your system well fortified in a normal, healthy condition. It is the polluted, sluggish invites disease germs, microbes and poisons o f every kind and long train o f spring and summer ailments, break down the con- d produce weakness, lassitude, and other debilitating disorders. , Acne, Nettle-rash. Poison Oak and Ivy, and other irritating skin sure to make their appearance unless the humors and poison# are antidoted and the thin, acid blood made rich and strong before the coming t of warm weather. A course of S. S. S. now would be a safe precaution and a good beginning and enable you to p a s s in comfort through the hot, sultry months a n d liseases common to spring and summer. S. S. S. is guaranteed ible and is recognized as the best blood purifier and the most in ti pleasant of all tonics. Write for on r book on “ TheB loodand THE S W IF T S PEC IFIC C O . . ATLAN TA. GAm The important part played In ninny order trials by a flattened and mis shapen bit of lead or steel, once In I lie- form of n bullet, often leads to the de velopment of some curious facts. A leaden bullet will lose appreciably In weight by being fired and the form of the barrel may tend to reduce Its size, in a rifle some of the lead Is taken off by the grooves. The friction also heats and tends to partially melt tlie outside of the hall, and because of this it changes its shape in the air. One peculiar fact about a bullet Is that it will very often make a wound of entry smaller than the projectile Itself, even in so brittle a substance as glass. Another strange fact about a bullet is that It will often pass through intervening clothing, making n hole that can hardly be noticed, anil yet carry on Us (mint n circular piece of cloth. The carrying of hits of cloth ing, hair or dirt into wounds in such a manner greatly enhances the dan ger of peritonitis. Were it not for this latter contact the bullet would not he nearly so dangerous, as its rapid flight and heating makes it practically ster ile. Blackened edges of wounds are more likely to have been eattsed by a lead bullet, although the hall with a lead tip could also produce this result. Re garding powder stains, smokeless or otherwise, nothing of great value is to be gained when the shooting occurs at a distance greater than twelve or fifteen feet. At a recent trial, snys the Baltimore American, a doctor stated that from powder marks on the face be Judged that the shot bad lieen fired at a distance of not more than three feet, which conclusion Was later backed up by the assertion made on the stand by the prisoner himself. E x p e c t a tio n a n d R e a liz a tio n . Olden—You're cultivating rather ex travagant tastes. Youngman—Oh. well, when I get a start in the world I expect to have all the money I want. Olden—Well, at that rate, you'll want all the money yon expect to have.—Philadelphia Press. I n d ir e c t A n .w e r . Borem—Do you believe that suicide is a sin? Miss Caustic—Well. In yonr case I think it would he permissible. Spinsters know what a miss spent life la Health “ For 25 years I have never missed taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla every spring. It cleanses my blood, makes me feel strong, and does me good in every way.” — John P. Hodnette, Brooklyn, N.Y. Pure and rich blood carries new life to every part of the body. You are invigorated, refreshed. You feel anxious to be active. You becomestrong, steady,courageous. That’s what Ayer’s Sarsaparilla will do for you. SI.N a boltl«. All dr.ffl.t*. Tear up photograph of the Faith less Creature. Figure up how much she was coating you any way. Burn up her love letters. Reflect upon her numerous faults, including an always evident* lack of good judgment. If everything else fails why just forget J her!—Syracuse Herald. fen Minutes Late. Bill—If you exercise for ten minutes ! every morning when you get up, do I you know what it will do to you? Jill—Sure; make me late for break- j fast.—Yonkers Statesman. | “ T he K te .u , R oot K itch en K in d " o l s tov e. tuske no .m o k e , sm ell, soot, sskes or excessive . heat. A lw ays look lor trade m ark. RBIPKSON MACHINERY CO. Successors to John Poole. Foot o f M orrison street, Portland, Oregon. South Head Steel Plow s, 14 in..N o. $'1.40; South Hend c h ille d Plow s, 14 in. loA, |7.70; Ikiuole Shovel C ultivators, f l.» » ; N ewton w a g on gear, com plete, all c lip p ed , w id e tra«-k, ItM.ui); top buggies, Jackson side springs, reg ular $86.00, now $5^.50. ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦ ♦ ♦ ♦♦♦♦♦ M f Y ou can largely increase the yield o f you r c r o p by using ou r special fe rtiliz ers. W rite for prices. The Real Thing. He— Did you ever see anything at so-called bargain sales that was really | cheap? She—Yes; the look on a man’s face who accompanied his wife to one of them.—Cincinnati Enquirer. ■ For forty year’s P i s o 's Cure foT Con sumption has' cured coughs ami colds. At druggists. Price 25 cents. Aik your doctor what he think» of Ayer's 8>tr»>tpartlla. He know» h II about this grand old family metiiciue. Follow his advice and we will be aatUflpri. J. c. A t e r Co.. Lowell. Mass. 33 1 PEI! CENT OFF 3 On all Packet Seeds For orders of $1.00 or more ^ (T his does n ot in c lu d e grass seeds or g a rd en seed s iu q u a n tity .) If in tha m arket w rite for special uet prices. : MANN, the SEEDMAN. Worst Yet. Old Boarder—That’s a queer looking * 188 Front Street. P o r t I d m l , O r butter dish, Mrs. Hasher. Mrs. Hasher— Yes, and I’m awfully ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦A« proud of it. too. It has been In our You can get interest family for more than a hundred years. The Charitable Sex. on you r surplus m o n Old Bachelor—Indeed! Sort of heir He—What an exceptionally good ey from us and still looms. as it were? Lave it assa e as if you complexion Mrs. Fortyodd has! had secreted it In the She— Yes; its too good to be true. grou n d. Y ou can draw —Cincinnati Enquirer. you r m on ey w ith in ABSOLUTE CLEANLINESS AND GODLINESS. Whatever You Do, Wise Brothers Advise Good Teeth. “ Cleanliness is akin to Godliness," is a quotation from the greatest bonk known to man, and it is as widely quoted as any saying ever used. The reason is found in the impressive truth G en u in e of the assertion. At the present time when this conn- try is passing through an unprecedented period of prosperity, more and more attention is paid to the refinements of civilization every day. if a man, or particularly a woman, is slovenly now in dress or personal care, they are im mediately noticed aud severely criti M ust Bear Signature of cised. It is not hard as a rule to gain an in come beyond immediate wants, and the majority ol people in the United States are accumulating a surplus. The peo See Fac-SImlU Wrapper Pilaw. ple us a whole are better dressed and better groomed titan they were twenty T f t r j em ail and a s easy years ago. Even the luxuries of fash to U k C M sa g v . ionable society are becoming the ne FOR HEADACHE» cessities of the masses. FOR O lili NESS. This is tne result of a great commer cial age with all its benefits. Nothing is more conspicuous than a FOR TORPID LIV ER . person’ s teeth. If they are good and FOR C0N STIPA TI0R . white and clean then we are pleased, FOR SALLOW S U R . [f they are discolored or missing then FOR YHECOM PLEXIOR we are repulsed. The tremendous a MUST WAV» ItfNATUWI. J biassing to humanity conferred by ad vanced methods of deg.al surgery is beet illustrated by such an office as CURE SICK HEADACHE. that of the celebrated Wise Brothers, in the Failing building, Portland, Oregon. Didn’t Know What to Do. Here teeth are filled or extracted abso "Yes," said the fashionable mother. lutely without pain- Yon ran be sup ‘T was dreadfully worried yesterday." plied with an entire new set of teeth at “ How was that?” a very moderate coat. There is no “Why, the nurse went out and left more trouble shout getting your teeth me alone with the baby for nearly two put in perfect order here than you have hours."—Chicago Post. at a restaurant in getting your dinner. And That Ended Nora. The offices are a model for anybody in Mrs. Unfait—Now. Nora, be very point of daintiness and cleanliness. last it be strenuously urged that, if careful of this cut glasB punch bowl, you want to get a.ong in the world and i Ii cost a mint of money. Nora— Indade, mum! Well, it’s rale be respected and desired by your ac tough. Sure an’ I drapped it three quaintances, have your teeth in good j times already an’ niver fazed it. condition. There is no excuse for any one to delay when there are such per A Russian Banknote. fect places as the establishment of The 100 ruble note of Russia Is ’Wise Brothers at hand. barred from top to bottom with all the The cost is slight. The pain is noth- colors of the rainbow, blended as when shown through a prism. In the i n g . _________________ center in bold relief stands a large, The Tooihqrush. finely executed vignette of the Em Soak a new toothbrush for ten min press Catherine I. This is in black. utes in cold water and thoroughly dry The other engraving is not at all in it before using, for then the bristles tricate or elaborate, but is well done will be less likely to come out than if in dark and light brown and black inks. this precaution were omitted. SECURITY. LIT MONEY EARN MONEY. terest any day. It w ill pay you to investigate this p ropoM l. W rite for particulars. No m atter how little, or how in ueh.id le m on ey you have, it sh ou ld earn you som eth in g, aud safely. lnvest- merits made, M onev loan ed on im p rov ed city terest-bearing securities inert? g secu rities or farm p roM rtv . In terest-bearin b ou __ g h t am i sold. la urge r g e list o of f agricultu ag ricu ltu ra " l a n d 'tim l er lands for sale. W rite us today. OREGON & PHILADELPHIA S E C U R ITIE S CO. McKay Building, Portland, Oregon. Carter's Little Liver Pills. Alcohol Opium, Tobacco Using a Wiitc for I llustrated C i r c u l a r a * m t ~ - — IT« st a n oN rson cirr *5 - flsMLAjrn. Qaz Hicphooe Mnin 591- FOR BILIOUSHESt. Promotes Di^eslionJCheerfuT- ness and Rest Contains neither Opium,Morphine nor Mineral. t N a r c o t ic The Doutrlas secret pro- 1 _______ _ cem of ta a u in ? the bottom soles produce« a b so lutely pure leather ; more flexible and w ill w saz *05 F °r than any other tnnnr ge in the world. The sales have more than doubled the past ftmx ysaxs. w hich proves it» superiority. W h y not give W . I». Douglas shoos a trial and sa^e m oney. N o t i c e I n r r t 'u i e (V*9t Males: In llu » ln e « s : \ 1102 Stile»: 1 6 , 0 ) 1 4 , 8 4 0 , 0 0 A gain of H C O ,4 /»«.T O in Four Years. W . L . D O U G L A S * 4 .0 0 G I L T E D G E L I N E , W o r t h 8 6 .0 0 C o m p a r e d w ith O t h e r M a k e s . The beet Imported uni American leathera. Hey I' m Patent Calf. Enamel. B i* Calf, Calf. Vlcl Kid, Corom Colt, and National Kangaroo. Fast Color Eyelet». Caution • Th* genuine have W . L. DOUOLA* UaUIIUll a name and price stumped on bott — Shoe» by mail, 25c. extra. Hint. Catalog free. W > L . O O l U L A N . U U O C K T O K . M. 3 O. 18-1003. T Y .H E N w ritin g to a d v e r tis e r s p le a s e If m e n tio n th is pa per. Tho K ind Yon Have Always Bought, and which has been In uso for over 3 0 years, has borne tho signature o f und lias been mado under his per sonal supervision sinco its Infancy. Allow no one todecclvo yon in this. A ll Counterfeits, Imitations aud “ Just-ns-good** are but Experiments that trifle with and endanger the health o f InfiMits and Children—Kxpcrlenco against experim ent. ÁSégelable Preparation for A s similating ihcFoodandRegula- ting (lie Stomachs and Bowels of N o mmnufuaturar in tha world. $25,000 REW ARD will be paid to anyone who can dlaprovo this statement. Because W. L. Douglas lathe largest irgen manufacturer he can buy cheaper and produce his shoes at a lower cost than other con- ceras, which enables him to sell shoes for §3.60 and $3.00 equal in every way to those sold else where for $4 and $5.00. What is CASTORIA (W io ria Is a harmless substitute for Castor OU, Pare goric, Props and Soothing Syrups. I t U Pleasant. ID contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotlo substance. It* ago Is Its guarantee. I t destroy* W orm s and allays Feverishness. It cures Dtarrhaoa and W ind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation, and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulate* the Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children*» Panacea—The Mother’s Friend. . tOmrrtfOU O-SAMITLPrramfr /\wr*m - W - dbtSm A perfect Remedy forCtìflSfipa Ron, Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea Worms Convulsions .Fewpsh- •ness and L o s s OF SLEEP. G E N U IN E CASTORIA Bears th o A LW A YS S ig n a t u r e o f Facsimile Signature of G in t/ p fiG L * N EW YORK. -41$» fi i onl l i N o ld * I'jD llY tS -IjC llH S EXACT COPY Or WRAPPER. The Kind Yon Have Always Bought 9 In Uso For Over 3 0 Years.