Cottage Grove leader., August 30, 1910, Image 7

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An occasional suit In heavy pong*«
la i«en. even for the boy of ten, and
thta, too, la self-trimmed snd finished
with the strictest tailor effects, aa a
first-class outing shirt for a man
would be. The waist which older boys
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plait and one or more pockets.
A
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F u rth er
T im e
A stk e r Tails Story of Dead M oa-
arak'a Visit to Islo of Maa.
During a visit to the Isle of. Man,
wbera I first had tha honor to coma
to rlosa quarters with him. he took
obvious pleasure In the freedom with
whhl^ the people who surrounded hla
person spoke to him. Hall Caine says
In the New York Herald.
I remembered that one of our com­
pany said, pointing to the little gray
town of Rumsey, which In a few hours
bad become transfigured Into ab ori­
ental city, under the blaze of every
available scrap of bunting.
"This beats coronation day In Lon­
don, your ma] "sty."
The King smiled snd gracefully al­
lowed himself to agree.
There were no police with him that
day, no detectives and hardly any es­
cort— only a gentleman In light bowler,
two ladles in sailor hats, with a fsw
carriages full of friends behind them
and a number of blcycls Journalists
scudding at their side. It was a charm­
ing picture— a picture probably with­
out parallel in any foreign country.
It was the picture of a sovereign who
felt absolutely safe In the love and
protection of the people over whom be
ruled.
"1 trust we have not tired you to
death, sir," I said.
He answered:
"It has been simply delightful. I’ve
enjoyed It all Immensely."
The K in g s memory was an extra­
ordinary gift.
Pointing to a monu­
ment on top of a hill, one of our party
■aid:
"That la Albert Hill, elr. The tower
Is Albert Tower, so called after a
picture of the prince consort's visit to
Rumsey In J847."
“I remember perfectly," said the
King. " I was on the yacht with the
Queen, but I was only 7 years of age
and the Queen was 111, so I did not
come ashore."
"Perhaps yon remember,, sir, what
happened when the prince consort land­
ed.”
" I do. He had come unexpectedly.
There was nobody to receive him and
a local barber took him to tha top of
the hill.” A memory that retains an
Incident of such little moment can
never have failed Edward V II. In re-
•atlon to greater events of his life.
M ach.
"K itty, you didn't put anythin* In
the contribution plate when the usher
came around.”
“W ell, he didn’t have any change for
my nickel, mamma. Did you think I
was going to give him all of it and go
without gum for a whole week?”
FASHION HIN i
m
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you have slept over it, tell me frankly
what you think o f the elTort.
Trusted Friend— To tell the truth,
Rlckaby, I— 1 slept under it. You’ll
have to let me see the manuscript
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Japanest Is Hardest to Learn.
The Japanese language ta claimed
to be the hardest of all to learn.
Even the Japanese And It hard, and
several American army officer! have
found It Impossible to master It
It
takes the Japanese child seven years
to learn the essential parts of the
alphabet, and one must become fa­
miliar with 214 signs to learn this
simple part of the language alone.
The 214 signs serve as the English
Initial letters In our alphabet
To
be able to read any of the higher
class of Japanese newspapers one
must be the master of from 2,500 to
3,000 Ideographs.— Albany Journal.
T h e wardrobe of the summer girl who
Practical Experience.
hasn't one or more little dresses on the
The old farmer, equipped with the
order of the one sketched here, is de­ tools of his trade, was busy near the
cidedly incomplete.
road.
This is o f lignt blue handkerchief
“W hat have you growing in that
linen, ph ntifully trimmed with Irish lace, j
but carried out very simply.
The style j field," asked the Innocent passer-by.
"W eeds," answered the granger.
is one that is not extreme but always
“But why are
you
cultivating
dainty and becoming.
weeds?" queried the other.
"Because," replied the man behind
the hoe, "after years of experience I
H OUSEH OLD H INTS.
am convinced that Is the only way to
A plain salt gargle Is very good for exterminate them.”
sore throat
What We May Expect.
Gasoline Is good to clean soft white
The suffragette meeting had grown
leather shoes.
red-hot
"And what will become of the great
A ll frozen puddings are Improved
by being served with whipped cream. brewery buildings when we control
Use ammonia and water rather than the votes?” shouted the leader.
And
the little
man who had
soap and water for washing marble.
crept In unobserved shrugged his
Milk Is good to wash white paint; shoulders.
cold tea equally good to wash colored
‘I guess they'll be turned Into chew­
paint.
ing gum factories and complexion-
In buying potatoes pick those that powder mills” he muttered simply.
are firm and hard and have the few­
Another Catch.
est "eyes."
Gunner— What’s the latest news to
Leftover biscuit are much better
day?
cut in two and toasted than If merely
Guyer— George Washington's auto
warmed over.
sold for *500 in New York.
When cooking
mackerel or other
Gunner— What are you
trying to
salt fish, see that the skin side is hand me? There were no autos In
placed uppermost.
George Washington’s day.
To lengthen the life of a tin wash
Guyer— W ho said anything about
basin, paint Is Inside with any good automobiles? This refers to his auto­
quality of paint.
graph.
Clean zinc with kerosene, rubbed on
Modern Education.
with a soft cloth, and follow with boil­
ing water.
"What are you doing out here on the
A whisk broom that has outlived Its marsh?"
“Helping to prepare my boy's les­
usefulness can be shortened and made
sons."
Into a sink brush.
"W hat on earth do you mean?"
A few chopped almonds added to a
“He Is studying natural history, and
custard or bread pudding will greatly
I have to catch a bullfrog for him to
Improve Its flavor.
takb to school.”
A sprig of mint in the water In
which potatoes or peas are boiled will
add a piquant flavor.
S ou n ded
N O X A L L
OSTETTER’
An I l l u s t r a t i o n .
LJttls Willie— Say. pa. what la a par­
adox?
Pa— Well, my eon, a coal a to r. la
one kind of paradox. It won’t burn
until it la put up. then It won’t burn
until it le shaken down.
C la ir v o y a n t s .
Anything But Quiet.
Mrs. A.— There goes Mrs.
Green.
They say she is such a quiet dresser.
Mrs. Z.— Quiet?
You should hear
her carrying on when her husband Is
buttoning up her waist in the back.
is H ostetler's Stomach Bit­
ters, and past experience
has proven tha t when
taken promptly at the first
signal of distress a sick
spell may be avoided. For
Loss o f Appetite, Gas on
Stomach, H eartburn, Bloat­
ing, Indigestion, Dyspepsia,
Headache, C o s t i v e n e s s ,
Cram ps, D iarrhoea, M alaria,
Fever and A gue it stands
unequaled. Get a bottle.
Hit Taak.
"Did you do much sight-seeing when
you went abroad?"
"No," answered Mr. Cumrox. "Moth­
er and the girls did the sight-seeing.
1 had to put In my time finding the
places where they cash letters of
credit"— Wasp.______________
Paaa.
V isitor— Can you read the past?
Fortune T elle r— Certainly; that's my
business.
Visitor— Then I wish you’d tell me
what It was my wife told me to get
(or her.— Ladles’ Home Journal.
The Handiest Remedy
Mother, win find Mrs. Wln.low*. Soothing
Syrup the beet remedr to use for their chUUxan
luring th. teething period.
“ A t that wedding last night,” said
Mrs. Lapsling, “ the organist made the
worst mistake I ever heard of.
He
played Meddlesome’s wedding march
when the bridal party came in and the
march from ’Lonergan’ when they
passed out.” — Chicago Tribune.
A
WHEN FACING DEATH
C A IN E ON K IN O X D W A X S .
used to having
at our
lo k e S
----------------------------
Hie Mo.trr-S Vole*.
" I will not stand It, Doyle, and 1
give you to know quite plainly that If
It wasn't for the years and years that
yon have been In my employ you'd
have gone long ago!”— London Opin-
<4*.
More Ialoreo tfa*.
F a ir Girl— My father made hta for­
tune when he wae a young
man.
Would you like to know how he did It?
Gallant Youth— Not particularly, but
I would like to know If ha haa U
•till.— Catholic New*.
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•T . LO UIS A R C H ITEC T’S HELPER
T E L L S H OW IT FEELS.
Odd Thing* Came to Hit Mind ee He
Thought He Would Surely Fall
From Tall Sulldlng.
BL Lou's, Mo.— Have you over faced
death?
Do you know what It means to be
coufronted by the grim destroyer,
what great peril will do to your ner­
vous system? Probably you have bad
some cloae calls In your day and know
something of the emotions of a per­
son who thinks his time has come.
If not, the following Incident related
by George Bush of this city may give
you an idea of the thrill of facing
death:
"Being an architect's assistant. It
was my duty to measure buildings
which were to be altered or enlarged,
and one windy day I went to see one
of these, which was a three-story and
basement brick house with the usual
area and railings lu front of It Ad­
joining this was a little higher build­
ing and It was necessary tor me to get
the exact dlmeuslona of the brick
wall and chimney that projected above
the roof of the houae I was measuring.
"I found a very large and heavy
skylight In the attic, which required
all my strength to push up and out to
open. It was held open by a pivoted
stick of wood and by climbing through
the opening I saw that I could stretcb
myself out on the roof and by holding
fast to the edge of the skylight open­
ing with my right hand I could reach
out with my left and measure the
gable wall with my six-foot folding
rule.
“I was sprawled out In this manner,
face down on the slate roof, with my
left arm and the rule extended at
full length, when I suddenly became
conscious that the wind had shaken
the skylight loose from the Btlck that
held It open and that It was falling
shut If I did not withdraw my hand
Instantly It would catch and crush It
If I pulled my hand out I would fall.
“It occurred to me that It might be
possible to pull out my right hand and
Insert my left, as It would be better
to lose my left hand than my right. I
also discussed with myself the possi­
bility of being able to hold my place
If I withdrew two or three Angers and
sacrificed the others; but I concluded
that they would probably be cut clean
off by the edge of such a heavy Bky-
llght and that I should slide down to
the street anyway.
"This Idea of the Insufficiency of
mangled fingers to support my weight
on such a sloping roof suggested that
It might be better to stick my arm
Into the opening and that perhaps the
Injury to It might not be so severe aa
to require amputation.
“As well as I can remember, the
outcome of my deliberations was a de­
termination to change hands and to
sacrifice the left Instead of the right
1 had no aooner come to this conclu­
sion than It struck me that there
would not be time to make the change
and that I might lose my hold alto­
gether. It seemed to me that I had
already changed my opinion as to the
respective merits of the two hands at
least a dozen times.
“All this time, remember, the sky­
light was falling B h u t As I look back
at It It seems Incredible that I did not
spend at least half an hour thinking
over the pros and cons of the situa­
tion, but It must have been less than
a fifth of a second. My final resolve
was a determination to hold on, as
there was no time to change hands,
and to trust to the shreds of my man­
gled fingers to hold me on the roof.
“But when the crash came and the
skylight actually fell shut my hand
was not In the opening. I was sliding
down the roof on my way to the street
below.
"The edge was at least ten feet be­
low me and I was gaining speed at
every foot
"I distinctly remember the railing
around the area and also the absence
of any cornice on the eave of the
roof— nothing but a rusty old drip
gutter. The thing I could not remem
her, although I made desperate efforts
to Jo so, was whether or not that area
railing had spikes In It
“I knew I should fall directly upon
those ratlings and the spikes bothered
me. The minuteness with which I re­
called everything about the house— Its
number, the alterations that were
made in It, the sketches we had pre­
pared, the new Ideas we had talked
over— all these things were reviewed
In the effort to recall In connection
with one or other of them something
that would answer the question, Were
there spikes on that railing or not?
“I suddenly became conscious that
I was no longer sliding down the roof
It was exactly like waking out of a
dream. I then realized that my toes.
In dropping over the edge of the
slates, had caught on the little half-
round Iron gutter.
“In another minute the skylight was
pushed up by people who had beard
the crash and come up to see what
was the matter. They soon hauled
me to a place of safety.”
WOMAN
FIGHTS
BIG SNAKE
' 'set Buggy Whip In Battla to Sav*
a Squab From tha Rep­
tile.
Petersburg. Ind.— Mr«. Wes Brenton.
living three miles east of here, fought
with a big snake measuring over four
feet long, and finally killed It She
went to the barn with Mlsa Edith
Vance to look at some squaba and
found the big snake In a pigeon's neat
The reptile had swallowed one squab
whole and another partly.
Mr*. Brenton grabbed a buggy whip
and «truck at the snake, which showed
fight She continued to ply the whip
and sent Miss Vance to the house for
a gun, with which she shot the snake
twice. On cutting open the snake
the last pigeon swallowed waa found
to be alive and It la being kept aa •
relic.
^
s t u r in o
p ig s
on c l o v e r
Produces Cheapest Pork, When Used
In Conjunction With I o n «
Supplemental Food.
Even at preaent price* It la asset,
tlal.y to our Interests to produce pork
aa cheaply aa possible.
Simply be­
cause hoga are aelllng at record prices
we cannot allow the coat of produc­
tion to creep up alongside the Increas­
ed aelllng price. It ahould ever be
the aim of the hogroan to have the
hogs and the method* which will en­
able him to produce a pound of pork
with the smallest outlay conalatent
with good gains.
It haa always been our opinion that
the cheapest pork can be produced on
clover pasture, when It Is used In con-
Junction with some supplemental feed,
writes Clyde A. Waugh, In Michigan
Farmer. Clover furnishes cheap pro­
tein, allows the hog to exist In what
approaches hla natural
condition,
keeps him fairly healthy, manures
your field and aavea a great deal of
labor.
W e have found that moat of our
profitable litters are those that are
farrowed about the time the sows can
be turned on pasture. It 1* an easy
matter to take a roll of hog fencing,
■tick In a post every seven or eight
rods, and to stretch up your fence. It
can be done In half a day. Several
litters of pigs can be run In a few
acres.
After suckling n few weeks the
■owa can be reduced to a ration of a
few ear* of corn a day. Before this
a few troughs can be placed so aa to
admit the pigs and keep out the b o w s .
when the plga can be given ahorta
and other feeds.
Handled In such a manner you have
fair sized shoats when the new corn
crop la ready to be fed. Then, a little
green corn can be used to advantage.
However, by the time the corn la
ready, the shoats will stand quite a
heavy feeding while on the clover. By
so doing, the spring pigs can often be
turned off after running behind steers
on a very short feed which begins
early In the fall. Two years ago we
turned a bunch of shoats so raised. In
a corn field with the older hoga. When
the piece was hogged off part of the
spring pigs went to rnarkeL
KEEPING COWS OUT OF PONDS
Dairymen Make Big Mistake In Allows
Ing Animal* to Drink Dirty,
Stagnant Watsr.
Mnny men who think they are good
farmers allow their cows to drink all
summer from any old pond that hap­
pens to contain enough water.
No matter how filthy It It, or how
warm or contaminated by vegetable
growth or droppings from the animals
themselves, so long as It Is water.
A greater error never was made.
You cannot get good milk or butter
from dirty pond water.
The cow Is a wonderful milking ma­
chine and she often transforms some
pretty poor stuff Into milk, but If ahe
la given nothing but dirty, stagnant
pond water all her powers of alchemy
cannot turn It Into a fluid fit for chil­
dren to drink.
There la one way, however, In which
pond water may be used to advantage,
but It la not to allow animals to go
Into It or drink from It direct
A pond on the Oklahoma station
farm bolds a million gallons and sup­
plies 100 head each of cattle and hoga.
It drains a large area which Is on a
hill to the barns and feed lots. That
Is different
As It runs from the faucet It Is as
clear as the average well water and It
tastes good.
The cost of building the pond and
of piping the water about one-third
of a mile was about *400. Barring
usual accidents It should cost nothing
for repairs and It does not cost a cent
to operate It.
There are many localities where the
ground Is more or less hilly where this
system of supplying water could very
easily be adopted without great coat
Home-Raised Seed Potato**.
A good many people think the,
must get their seed potatoes from a
different locality every three or four
years, or they will run out. This la a
mistake; a wrong Idea. W e have sold
seed potatoes to those same men, yet
we never changed seed, of the same
variety. In our life.
A few years ago a dealer In pota­
toes here brought In a carload of seed
potatoes from Aroostook, Me., and
sold them at a very high price. Some
of our neighbors bought this seed and
planted, but were much disappointed
at digging time, for their own seed
gave the best crop.
If farmers will take as much pains
In selecting their potatoes aa they do
their corn for aeed they will not run
out
But the only thing the careless
farmer, that has taken no pains to
Improve bis potatoes, can do this
spring la to plant the best he has, snd
next fall begin to Improve snd In­
crease his potato crop by a careful
selection of seed.
Concrete Fence Poets.
The United States department ot
agriculture, office of public roada,
Washington, D. C., has Issued an
elaborate bulletin on the subject of
concrete fence posts.
This bulletin
goes Into details, gives full and min­
ute Instructions enabling the farmers
to build their own fences with the
farm labor. By applying to the office
of public roads. United 8tates depart­
ment of agriculture, Fanners' Bulletin
No. 403 will be aent without charge.
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Wheelbarrow fertilizer distributors
with side delivery are very useful for
fertilizing plants which are benefited
by top applications after the plants
are started. These machines are In
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applying nitrate of soda.
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right!
W e know there ia so much real value in
this Wellington Piano—-we’re selling for *275— on easy payments— that
w e’re willing to let it be I T S O W N S A L E S M A N .
It will tell its own story to you— in your home— if you'll lend us the
coupon.
Please send me lu ll particulars concerning this unusual Piano otter.
Address.
Name.
Neth & Co. Ewoow
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COLLECTORS
Wa Buy snd Collect Notos, Mortsogos, sod Root
totst« Contracts.
No Colloctioo No Charge.
Worcester Bldg.,
Portland, Ore.
“Citan, 0 “
K .A N °
W IT H O U T A R M Y , N A V Y , POLICE
U l t h N a tion Loss than H a lt tha
Stan o t t*rooter Now Y o rk .
They com* together like the teeth
Ot a dog, do the frontiers of France
and Spain, and between the teeth la a
bone—' tuch a small bone that one won­
ders why It was not swallowed up
long ago, and the nam* of the bone Is
Andorra.
"The whole area of this lonely little
nation la something less than hall
that of Greater New York,” aaya a
writer In the Metropolitan, “and Its
entire population does not equal that
of one ot New York’s great office
buildings.
"F o r want of a better name the
geograpblea have called It a republic,
but the Andorrans part their allegi­
ance carefully in the middle, as they
do their hair, dividing It (the allegi­
ance, not the h air), between th* pop*
and tha French President.
“ If Tolstoy himself had framed Its
government he could not bare built
anything more after his own heart
The heads of families— the patriarchs
of Scripture— elect representatives who
several times each year saddle their
mules and go riding down to the 400-
year-old Parliament House, where It
nestles cosily in the mountain valley
of Andorra la Vleja, to make such few
and simple laws as th* well-being of
non* Is needed.
"So slight are the expense! of gov­
ernment In Andorra, for all told there
are but four salaried officials, that a
imall poll tax on goats and sheep
amply meets them all. There la no
army, even of the smallest— for who
is there to fight? There are no police
“When I was In Andorra." th* writ-
er says, “the prison— there ts but on*
— was used as a poultry house Them
Is no fire department, for th* houses
are all of stone There Is no coinage,
for the people pay In kind. No postal
system Is there either, for when an
Andorran write* a letter, which rarely
happens, he entrusts it to some ac­
commodating person who Is going over
the border Into Franc# or Spain."
Ills
Cfcolen.
r P ÌÌA R M A C Is f^
™;WACLB«Ua «REClALTlfS
Phone Main 113
401
i SL
Vi
Became Household Word.
An old doctor was operated on In a
hospital In Berlin.
On leaving he
waa sympathized with and pitied by
all hla old friends who met him, for
hla hair had suddenly turned whit*
aa anow.
The truth of the matter
waa that Foxy Grandpa had
no
chance to dye hla hair In tha hoa-
pltaL
So when he got out he mad*
the most of the matter with the first
person he met, and became so fa-
moua that he waa appointed one ot
the king's physicians and died rich,
and hla name, like the prisoner ot
Chlllon, became a household word.—«
New York Press.
Te Brest In Now Shoos.
A lw a y s « h a k e In A lle n ’t P o o ! t i n , a p o w d e r .
(t e u r o ! h o t, s w e a tin g , a c h in g , s w o lle n fe e t.
Cures corn s. In g r o w in g n o ils a n d bu nions. A t
t i l d ru g g is ts and shoo stores, 25c. D on t a co ep *
in y s u b s titu te . S e m p le m a lle d F R E K . A d d r e e *
A lle n 8. O lm sted , Le R o y , N. Y .
A Friend In Need.
Algle— I say, Fred, You're— aw— ■
fwlend of mine, aren’t you?
Fred— Sure.
Algle— Then be a good fellow and—
aw— help me out
I'd like to hav*
that pwetty cousin of youaha learn all
about my— aw— good points, doncher
know.
Fred— I am helping you, old chap. I
argued w4th her for two hours yes­
terday trying to convince her that yon
weren't aa big a fool aa you look.
"Nice People.”
"Do nloe people go to baseball
games r* asks a reader of the New
York Sun.
W e hope not
"NIC*
people” are the most tiresome people
in the world and If they went to bass-
ball game« In any considerable num­
ber* they would make the players so
tired they wouldn't be able to put up
a snappy game and the umpire would
get eo bored he wouldn't care whether
he had hla skull cracked with a
ball bat or not
Judge— You are privileged to chal­
lenge any member of the Jury being
impaneled.
"W ell, then, yer honor, Ol’ll folght
A M a ra or im p o rta n ce .
the shmall mon wld wan eye. In the
"Our friend Isn’t making the atlr ta
corner, there fernlnst yez.”— Metropol­
statesmanship that wa expected."
itan Magazine.
“No,” said Senator Sorghum, ”h *
hasn't even made enough enemlea to
Mutual Fear.
Blncoe— Why didn't Kounfeltta raise have the syllable 'lam' tacked to hi*
a fuaa when he found the grocer had name to provide a synonym for all hu­
man Iniquity.”
sold him bad eggs?
Trlcoe— For tha asm* reason that
th* grocer didn't raise a fuaa when be
found Kounfeltta had paid him a bad
half-dollar.
P a r c e lin g
It
PIMPLES
O a t.
“ I tried all kinds of blood remedies
English which failed to do me any good, bat I
amicable have found the right thing at last. My
face was full of pimples ana black-heads.
German After taking CaacareU they aU left. I am
of th* continuing the use of them and recom­
mending them to my friends. I feel fine
when I rise in the morning. Hope to
H la E x p e r i e n c e .
have a chance to recommend Cascareta."
“Algy, don’t you find married llfo FredC. Witten, 76 Elm St., Newark, N.J,
more expensive than bachelorhood?”
Pleasant. Palatable. Poten t. Taste Good.
“W ell, It may be more expensive than
Do Good. N e v e r Sicken. W eaken or G rip«.
a rigidly single life, but it’s cheaper
10c. 25c. 60c. N e v e r sold in bulk. T h e ren -
nine tablet stamped C C C Guaranteed to
than courtship.”
The gypsy moth and th*
sparrow had agreed upon an
division of the earth.
"That suits me," said th*
carp. “I’ll taka th* waters
earth.”
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cu r« o r your money back.
A Cautious Gama.
"Does Bllgglna ever bluff when he
plays cards?”
' “Never until he gets home and ex­
plains where he has been.”
amedic
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