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CARE OF COWS IN FLY TIME Pestiferous Little Insects Cut Off From 30 to 40 Per Cent. In Receipts of Creameries. AT THE VAN DER BOER PARTY A few c&lvee will occupy but little •table room and will require but little i additional food and attention. By J. RALEIGH NELSON We can make no greater mlatake than to compel them to Buffer day after day fighting fllea In the blister Dura pinned a memorandum on ing sun. I taken to mean something Important > Jack's handkerchief that morning, put “ GOLDEN RULE CHIEF” Some dairymen keep their cows In a note in his lunch box, fastened a so far as the political situation is con side during the worst part of the fly rubber band around the stem of his CLEARED OF CHARGES cerned. It is likely that La Follette did not seaaon, allowing them to run out watch, and as she waved him a last ’ H E "G o I d e n go to Sagamore Hill without being nlghta. farewell from the porch she cslled: After a run out In the pasture the) “ Now, Jack, don’t forget! Be sure to Rule Chief" Is asked. Just what Roosevelt wanted back on the job, with him has not been made plain, but are put In the stable In the morning come home on the five o’clock train." and those who fall it probably all will come out In the po 1 and It Is darkened so that the flie> j It was the busy week preceding j will remain outside. by the wayside In litical wash. I March examinations, and Dora, tor A little green forage fed while all her precaution, felt no assurance Cleveland O., are The senator has refused to say what once more assured the occasion of his visit was, but it they are kept inside during the day that Jack would remember her In that they will be is more than likely that the Insur and the loss In milk and flesh Is re. junctions, but to her surprise and de afforded k i n d gent movement which has grown won duced to a minimum. light, he came at the time appointed. treatment w h e n derfully while Roosevelt was away, Few dairymen can afford to with Dinner was eaten with all possible ex they find them was the chief topic of their conversa stand the losses that are due to the pedition. the dishes stacked, un selves In the tolls. tion. He declared he would prefer tc fly pest washed, in the sink, and they rushed Chief Fred Koh have the details of the conference come It la claimed by good authorities upstairs to dress. The harrowing ex ler has been from the former president. I that In some cases an animal loses periences incident upon the assump cleared of the Old politicians throughout the coun more than a pint of blood each day tion of unfamiliar garments absorbed charges that were preferred against try have been waiting impatiently to and such losses and Buffering mean them both too completely for any dis him following a trial before the know from Roosevelt what was the that they can return no profit at the cussion of their evening's plans. civil service commission, and when cause of the chat Shortly after he | pall when they are handled In this At 7:10 they boarded the train for he returned to his desk after be talked with the Wisconsin senator | manner. the city, and arrived at the Wells ing suspended for several weeks he re Colonel Roosevelt went to the summer In nearly every dairy section files street station at 7:31 by the big clock. sumed his practise of tempering jus White House at Beverly, Mass., and j cut off from 30 to 40 per cent. In the ' Jack consulted his watch, setting it tice with mercy. had a conference with President Taft. recolpts of the creameries. forward three minutes. Then he The chiefs of police of some of the That something important was to No dairying section can afford to asked: other large cities laughed when they come from these two conferences stand such severe losses. | “ Say, Dora, you said it was a wed read that Kohler bad adopted rules for everybody expected. Until we find some fly repellant of ding, didn’t youT' the conduct of bis department In Cleve Dora laughed, but she was evidently lasting qualities we must avoid losses land In which the word “ kindness" from this source by keeping the ant- annoyed. ZEPPELIN DETERM,NED played the star role. “ Why, my dear, I don’t believe you j mals where the plague will be re- Chief Kohler decided that his depart heard one word of what I said this l duced to a minimum. TO MAKE AIR-LINE WIN ment could get better results by treat morning It’s Clara Farinsworth’s The scientific work of handling the ing prisoners with proper considera ARRYING 2 0 fly problem should be encouraged un wedding.” tion of their feelings and rights, a plan “Oh. yes,” assented Jack, sagely passengers 300 til In due time we are In a position to that Is utterly disregarded In many nodding his head: ” 1 remember the miles through the I bamdle the question. of the big cities. whole matter perfectly. air m nine hours If we can plan to Keep all but one Uls order read like this: He began to watch the street signs is getting pretty side of the stable darkened the files Officers In charge: on the lamps at the corners, and sud close l/j the reali will not bother the calves or cows as Under no circumstances will you denly thrust his head out of the win zation o f the allow the . so-termed sweat-box dreams of persons ! badly as when there 1 b no light at all. dow and called to the driver to halt ; for they will fly toward the light and method, or harsh or brutal treat who expect to see “ Driver, this is Forty-third street. ment to be used on or toward any aerial craft sup get lost and not be able to find the Stop at—Dora, what’s the number?” stock after flying toward the light. prisoner, or witness In our cus plant vehicles that “ Why. I told you this morning. Jack. When we stop and consider the In I declare 1 don’t remember.” tody. The proper Inquisition muBt are propelled by timate relationship between the com always be made. steam cr electric I “ Well, you have the Invitation with FRED KOHLER, ity on rail or land. fort of the cows and calves and their • you, of course?” Jack’s tone was a lit milk and growth we will not hesitate Chief of Police. So when Count tle sharp. to do all In our power to improve “ Why, Jack, you know I haven’t a The new plan had not been in op Zepplin, the seventy-two-year-old Ger ! their condition during fly time. pocket in this dress. Dear, dear, what eration six months before Kohler was man aviator cried: '‘all aboard,” and shall we do?” being called the "best chief" Cleveland started on the voyage high above Jack was beginning to laugh. The ever had. The department got results ground from Friedrichshalen to Düs POTATOES INTO A DRY MEAL driver showed signs of impatience. as effectively as those who mistreat seldorf, and made the trip without a Jack opened the door and stepped prisoners and put them through the single mishap, there were many who Process Successfully Accomplished by out. said. “ I told you so.” tortures of the "third degree." Prussian Proceta Saves Decay The count calls the great dirigible “ Hurrah, Dora,” he cried, “there it Several Important cases were han and Coat of Freight. is in the next block.” dled under Kohler's golden rule plan. craft the Deutschland. It seems that She put her head out of the open Notable among these were the Whltla the Deutschland is a great deal like The conversion of potatoes Into a door. kidnaping case. It was through In the Chicago baseball team called the formation obtained by Kohler that the Cubs. When the count is at the helm dry, concentrated meal, successfully I “Oh, yea, that’s it! O course!” A block away, carriages were dri- Doyles were arrested In Cleveland for the Deutschland behaves splendidly. accomplished by a Prussian process kidnaping the little Sharon (Pa.) boy. When Manager Chance is in the game described by Consul T. H. Norton, not ving up to a brilliantly ngnted house. Chief Kohler got confessions from the with the Cubs the team is almost un only prevents loss from decay, but re Jack got in, and they rolled up to beatable. duces the cost of transportation. In the canvas-covered passage way. A pair without mistreating them. A lew days after his first memor- Germany potatoes are much used for colored footman opened the carriage Then It was that other chiefs forgot ■to laugh. They agreed that if the ap able trip. Count Zepplin turned the feeding domestic animals, and the door and helped Dora to alight. They plication of the golden rule would so machine over lo an assistant. The loss from decay amounts to about 11 passed up the velvet carpet to the easily clear up a case In which such •Deutschland of course, did not know per cent, equivalent to a value of I massive doors which swung open as daring and desperate criminals was that the master hand was not at the $28,500,000 annually. The new pro by magic, and they were ushered up concerned there was something in It. helm, but it acted like it She had cess Is claimed to be simpler and more the splendid staircase to the dressing Dora glanced in surprise They were surprised when charges aboard 32 passengers, including 20 effective than numerous earlier ones rooms. were preferred against Kohler. Poli newspaper men who intended to write brought out by an offer of $6,000 In about her at the paintings along the tics seemed to have played an Impor thrilling stories of the flight Now prizes. The potatoes are washed In walls, the expensive hangings, and the tant part In the filing of the charges, the scribes are thankful that they are a large vat, passed Into a mashing elaborate appointments on every hand. and after the civil sfervicp commission ,still in the land of the ¿iving and able machine, pumped Into a resrvoir, and | “They’ve evidently struck it rich in had heard only part of the evidence 13 to write at all. The Deutschland 1 then fed between two hollow cylinder some way,” she confided to Jack at of the original 23 counts against him sailed along for a great distance with of perforated plate covered with linen the top of the stairs, as he fished her were dropped. After the testimony out doing anything objectionable. filtering cloth, the Interior of each clean gloves and fan from the depths was all In the board quickly exon Near Osnabrück, however. It began cylinder being connected with an air of hi9 pocket. to act up. Something got out of gear exhaust. The pressure of the cylin j In the dressing room Dora met two erated the chief. and in the time it takes to wink your der and the air suction remove most or three of the ladies whom she had eye a couple of times the scribes of the water. The residual mass is known that memorable winter with SENATOR LA FOLLETTE’S taken by a helical conveyor to small ■ Aun Susan. found themselves in a pretty fix. VISIT TO OYSTER BAY The Deutschland had dropped into j cars, which pass through a hydraulic At the foot of the stairs p pompous the tops of several trees and became | press, removing more liquid, and Is colored man received their cards upon o b e r t m a r io n so lightly wedged there that it stuck. then transferred to a revolving drum, a silver tray, and stepping to the La Follette, se The passengers were forced to j heated at one end by steam pipes and archway announced: nior senator from climb to the ground, glad that none j cooled at the other by water. Stirred | ‘ Mr and Mrs. John Mittison Wisconsin, the vet had been hurt. j by prongs in the drum, the dried po- Perkins.” eran Insurgent of Dora gave one last little touch to Count Zepplin, disappointed, but not ] tato emerges as coarse meal. This the upper branch discouraged, to be discouraged not be has a quarter of the original weight her hair, drew a long breath and of congress, was ing a part of the makeup of an avia of the tubers and occupies an eighth swept into the presence of the re the first of the Re tor, rushed to the scene on a train. of the space, it smells and tastes like ceiving party One swift glance along publicans w h o He began at once to rescue his great fresh bread, and analysis shows It to the line and she realized that there have kicked over aerial craft. It was found to be con contain S0.69 per cent of carbohy was among them not one face that the traces to see siderably damaged, but It was repaired drates, 11.50 of water, 3.73 of protein, she had ever seen before. Theodore Roose and Couut Zepplin says it will be 2.06 of ash, 1.71 of fiber, and 0.31 of She had time only for a frightened velt after the for ready shortly to resume the aeria fat. If desired, the meal can be com gasp An imposing elderly gentleman mer president’s re passenger service. pressed Into compact cakes. The was greeting her with stereotyped turn from the jun residual liquid contains sugar and courtesy gles and the courts of Europe. “ So glad to see you. Mrs. Perkins. dissolved salts, and, first yielding Great Coal Bed. It was rather a surprise when Sena A further development of the Great about 2 per cent of albumen. Is used Wife, this is Mrs. Perkins. Glad to tor La Follette arrived at Oyster Bay Greta coal bed at Kurrl Kurri (N. S. for Irrigating farming land. see you this evening, Mr Perkins.” to see the former chief executive. The W.) has taken place. A splendid seam “Good evening. Mrs Perkins.” the two men had been none too friendly of clean mineral has been struck which resplendent lady with the white hair Kill Sick Fowls. politically, and La Follette had seen opens out a veritable mountain of coal. and elaborate aigrette was saying. occasion to criticise some of the acts The company propose to open out When a fowl becomes 111 the best “ Have you met our youngest daugh of Roosevelt. cure In many cases Is to kill It. Only ter? Daughter, this is Mrs. Perkins " thre£ collieries, and estimate that it This little social device passed There are lots of persons who would will require at least 1,500 hands. The In trivial aliments or In the case of valuable birds which In all probability them expeditiously along the line and like to know just what went on be marvelous depth of the seam as have been Infected from outside. Is an , swept them out into a back eddy in tween the two behind the closed doors proved—34 feet 9 inches—should in at Sagamore Hill. Certainly they sure easy working, and consequently attempt at cure at all recommended, the crowd, where they had a minute to and even then when the disease Is so catch their breath patched up any differences there may cheap coal. defined that the treatment Is fairly have been between them, for did not “ Why, where’s the wedding patty?” certain. Ry exercising good care, the senator, after emerging from thr asked Jack, blankly The Permanent Fruit. with all that It Includes, correct sani Roosevelt home, sav: “ I want to tell “ Hush,'' warned Dora. “ Don't say “ The fruit crop has failed!” ex tary conditions, good uouses, well one word to any one about a wedding you that Colonel Roosevelt is the great claimed the apprehensive person. sunned and aired, proper food, exer I’ll explain later Why. good evening, est living American, and he is in fight “ Yes.” replied the gloomy boarder, ing trim.” “but what’s the use of trying to be cise and cleanliness and prompt atten Mrs Fltz-William. Have you met my tion to birds who seem indisposed, will husband? I believe n ot” That never applies to La Follette is not given to Idle flat hopeful. often prove effective In checking what And in a minute they were the cen tery. Those who know him are aware prunes.”—Washington Star. otherwise might turn to be a very se ter of an animated group of Dora's that he speaks plainly and does not rious epidemic. Remove all sick old acquaintances Force of Habit. beat about the bush. He has been fear The expression on Jack Perkins' less in his actions in the senate, arid Bronson—What did that pretty sales fowls from the rest of the flock and | see that all conditions are correct for face was a study, and as soon as she when he thought he was right he went girl say when you stole a kiss? preventing the spread of the disease to could bring it about with any sort ahead. Consequently such praise of Johnson—She said: “Will that be other members of the flock. of grace. Dora said sweetly: “ 1 know Roosevelt from the La Follette lips is all today?” I C R W Camels A re the Freight Cars of Bagdad W Arabs depend on the camel for milk. Shoes are made from Its tough, cal loused hide and in times of famine Its brittle, strong tasting flesh is eaten. Conuensed milk, made by boiling fresh camel milk until evaporation leaves only a hard chalky substance, is prized among the desert nomads. By rubbing this substance between the hands It reduces to powder and when mixed with warm water It makes a refreshing drink highly es teemed among the desert folk. “Mereesy,” as it is called, will keep In good condition for two years. When made from butter milk it tastes sour and Is prized among Arabs who hav® eaten much of sweet dates. Fresh, warm camel milk is also the food of many valuable horses owned by desert sheiks. Camel calves are weaned in their eleventh or twelfth month. When a camel caravan is on the march the very young camels are often tied upon the back of the mother animals, since they cannot endure the fatigue of a long march. Valuable dogs and Arab desert hounds, called “ slugeya,” also ride in the same way Unless camels have been especially trained to the abstinence they cannot go as long as Is commonly supposed without water. When marching near rivers they drink twice a day. They feed largely on the tough, scrubby verdure known locally as camel thorn, which grows throughout Mesopotamia except on the extreme desert waste«. Their habits are peculiar; unlike horses, they seem to feel no fondness for their human associates, though they will seldom wander far from the caravan tents, even if left untied over night. It Is no unoommon sight to see 2,000 or 3,000 camels on the desert waste outside Bagdad's walls. They represent the combined herds of carar vans which have met at Bagdad, bring ing in wool, etc., and taking out other cargo to different parts of Mesopo» lamia. “ Don’t Smoke,” Moral in Monkeys’ Death would move right into the clouds of smoke and would sniff with evident relish. One day Yeoman Miller was writing a letter and had just lighted his pipe. The bugle called ‘collision quarters,** and he dropped his pipe and started to the station on the run. Miller, re turning to his “ditty box,” which had been doing duty as a writing deBk, was surprised to find the pipe almost empty. It was full when he went to quarters. He took a look about and saw all the men had their pipes. When he looked at the monkey It did not look at him In the eye as It usually did, but turned its head In a guilty manner. Yeoman Miller examined the pipe and found the marks of little sharp teeth on the reed stem. Next day, after catching the monkey smoking his pipe again. Yeoman Mil ler decided that “Chico” had to have a pipe, and so he made him one from an Ivory nut. with a reed stem. Some of the young apprentices thought It was cute to see “Chico” smoke cigarettes, and they taught him the use of the “coffin nail.” From then until his death he was rarely seen without one. “ Be careful, young man.” said the recruiting officer, as he espied a new recruit concealing a “home-made” be hind his chair, after hearing the tale of “Chico.” “or you will meet the same fate as he.” Youth Suffers From Too Much Credit Rather Risky. Gunner—They have some clever in novations over in Europe. For in stance, in some of the Russian hotels when you wish an order of sea food you can just run your hand down into a live tank and fetch out whatever you fancy. Guyer—That might work all right with fish, but—er—suppose some one wanted lobster? Too Many Breakdowns. Roderick—There goes the great hi. inorist He doesn’t write any morn automobile jokes Van Albert—No, he sold so many au tomoblle jokes he bought an automo bile, and now he finds they are no jokes at all Cause and Effect. “ You’re looking awful low ” “ Yes, I’ve just been dropped.”—» Harvard Lampoon. Tall Building for Beet. Things Get Better. Conserving the Resources. The tall building Idea la found t In spite of all the confusions ana be successful with bees as with city “1 have an Idea," said the man who folk. Many beekeepers claim that bees has a passion for advancing odd the thwartlngs of life, the habits and re From the public schools Mr. Robert» swarm because they have not enough j ories “that we would all be better siliences and the counterstrokes of went Into a printer's office as the room for their work. Swarming Is for sleeping In beds with glass rollers fate. It Is manifest that. In the long "derll" and learned the trade from the the bane of the beginner In the Indus- | I think It would tend to conserve our run. human life becomes broader than ground up. He became connected try. It will be found that a colony | mental and physical forces. Scientists It was. gentler than It was. finer and with the Fort Dodge Messenger and can be started out with a single story \ tell us that the human body contains deeper One the whole— and nowa later was Its proprolelor. He was hive. As the season advances a see- a certain amount of electricity. In pro days almost steadily—things get bet Then a ^ portion to the magnetic qualities pos- j ter. This Is a secular amelioration elected state printer of Iowa In 1882, \ ond story can be added. was connected with Iowa banka and ih'.rd and on until the capacity of the gessed by the Individual. Now, my of life, and It Is brought about by In 1898 was oftoeen as director of the hive will be about 50 pounds. This ( theory Is that during the process of | good will working through the effort» mint by President McKinley. Mr. method has been tried with success \ sleep this fluid, or whatever It Is, j of men.—H. G. Wells. Roberts served in this Important gov \ by beekeepers of experience. passes from the body, and consequent- | ernment position until 1907 and waa ly must be regenerated That Is why ] Deposit of Soda In Uganda. The Orchard In August. then selected as president of the Com •o many people wake In the morning A deposit of soda has been found The first thing to do is to turn In with a spirit of lassitude, and have mercial National bank. at the terminus of the projected line Mr. Roberts is the author of several stock enough, hogs or cows, to eat some difficulty In pulling themselves of the Uganda railway It 1» described Important works on finance, among til the dropped, wormy fruit from together Glass, as every one knows, This Is Important, as la a nonconductor of electricity, and by the discoverer as being a lake them "Coin at School In Finance," the ground. If ■leeptng In a bed equipped with glass j •bout ten miles long by two or three "Iowa and the Silver Question" and It stops the Increase of Insect». the orchard la In grass, and no fruit castors might have the effect of pre wide. The water la only a few Inches “ Money, Wagds and Prices." deep and covers a hard surface of Several reports have been circu and cannot be pastured, cut the grass venting this force from leaving the soda resembling pink marble. The lated concerning Mr. Roberta' future, laevlng It to rot upon the grounds. If boay when th# brain la Inactive. Or soda waa found to be of considerable but none has been authorised by him. pruning has been neglected do It now. course, It'a only a theory, but It might depth. One waa that he was to be reappoint cutting out specially the misplaced be worth experimenting with.” ed director of the mint. This he took new growth. If your trees »re old and decaying occasion to deny. Hit friends aay he Old Rope for Paper Stock. Sandpaper From Powdered Glass. 1» too valuable to the financial world haul In the manure scattering a half Old manils rope Is much used $■ The beet sandpaper" la made from I load under each tree to remain out of It long. powdered port wine and »tout bottles. this country for paper »to» Roberts One of Leaders in World of Finance HEN the Com mercial and Continental Na tional banks con solidated In Chi cago and George M. Reynolds be came president of the merged con cern one of th* country'» fore most financiera was forced out of a position. George who like Mir. Reynolds, la a native of Iowa, waa the president of the Commercial na tional and had he ao chosen no doubt could have held an Important plncg with the new bank. But Mr. Roberta decided that be would step down and out and did so. Mr. Roberta waa born In Delaware county, Iowa, In 1857. He too hat plowed corn, »hocked wheat and don» th» other hard work that uiually fall» to the lot of a farmer b you will excuse us a moment, sirs. Fits-William. I so want Jack to see the conservatory.” There waa some thing almost desperate In the haste with which she towed him through the crowd and luto the seclusion of a cor ner behind a screen of palms and ferns “ Dora Perkins!” he gasped, “ what in the world is the matter?” “ Hush!” she whispered melodra matically “Now listen This is the most terrible predicament I was ever in. And you must do just as 1 tell you or we shall probably be arrested. “ Arrested V “Yea; now listen. The people in whose home we are now being en tertained at thia moment, 1 never saw before in all my life.” Jack was speechless. “ 1 don’t even know their name," Dora continued. ASHINGTON—Some of the weekly “ Don’t know their name! Never saw consular and trade reports re them before?” Jack found his voice: “Well, now, Dora Perkins, I’m going ceived in Washington from represent to get out of this just as fast as 1 atives of the United tates In foreign lands tell of interesting things in can.” “Jack Perkins, you’ll do nothing of other countries. Among those recent the kind,” said Dora, severely “ If ly received was a report on the use you do, we shall both be taken off in of camels as freighters. According a police wagon and disgraced before to this report nearly 90,000 camels all these friends of my Aunt Susan’«.” are used in the vlllayet of Bagdad as So at the proper hour she led him, beasts of burden and with donkeys unresisting, to the formidible line of they form the only means of carrying people of whose names they were still goods to the inland points. Camel caravans go in “strings,” ignorant, and they were run through seven camels to the string, with two the little device contrawlse. “ We have had such a delightful men in charge. For a camel 450 pounds is a good load, the nack being time.” A burdened “Thank you. 8o glad you could be divided into halves. camel travels two miles an hour; on here with us.” They put on their things, descended j long trips across the desert 12 miles again, their carriage number was a day is an average march, though swift messengers, like the mounted called, they got in and drove off. “Now that first place we stopped dromedary posts from Bagdad to M ob - soul and Damascus, make forty, fifty was the right one,” said Dora, “and and even more miles at a stretch. we’ll tell the driver to stop there.” Freight between Bagdad and Inland “What,” gasped Jack, “go through another performance like this? Not points in Mesopotamia is commonly packed In pairs of bales, each bale on your life.” “Why, of coures we will,” replied weighing about 225 pounds, for the Dora in that firm, quiet way that was convenience of camel drivers In load always decisive in their little discus-: ing. The rates charged for carrying sions “We are all dressed and have freight across the desert vary with gone to all the trouble of coming conditions, being lowest when camels are cheap, labor and pasture plentiful away over here.” and freight offerings none too numer Jack groaned. They were opposite the Farinsworth ous. For a common burden camel $30 home now and Dora called to the Is a fair price, though the trotters of driver to stop. The parlor was now swift messenger camels are worth brightly lighted. Dora ran up the more. A young camel can sometimes steps and rang. Jack followed with be had about Bagdad for as little as three or four dollars. out comment. Besides its use for riding and car Clara herself came to the door and was as much surprised to see them rying purposes the Mesopotamian as they were to see her, “Why, Dora Perkins, how glad I am to see you! Come right In. Good eve ning, Mr. Perkins. Why, Dora, it was !o ely of you to come over in this in formal way The folks are going out this evening, and I shall be alone. We ! can have a good, good visit. It Is so long since I have seen you.” The father and mother and younger daughter came down at this point, dressed, evidently, for a party. They , were cordial, indeed, and expressed j HICO,” the cigarette-smoking their deep regret at going out. “Just a reception in the next block, ! \ + orangoutang, which died on the a debut. I believe. We shall be back United States cruiser Wilmington “Why. Dora, you surely remember from the tobacco heart, is held by Yeo the Van Der Boers?” said Clara, in ; man Harvey L. Miller of the navy de partment to be the nearest “almost some surprise. “Why, let me see!” Dora pursed her j human” creature he has seen In his lips and wrinkled her pretty forehead ! wide travels In the navy. “Chico” was four months old. and as If making a great effort to recall stood two feet nine In his bare feet, some distant memory. “Yes, I think I did meet them— as all true soldiers are measured, when he came Into the navy. He was once.” purchased by Yeoman Miller at Tama- Jack began to laugh. They all looked at him lnsurprlse, tave, Madagascar, for two francs. The and Dora became very red; the climax, small animal looked and acted Intelli the humor of the situation struck even gent from the beginning, and soon had captivated the sailors and men-of- Dora. After a very pleasant evening with war's-men by his funny actions. “Chico’s” end was due to tobacco. Clara, they rose to go. “Now. my dear,” said Clara kissing One of the greatest pleasures of the Dora goodby at the door,* “be sure to sailors Is to smoke, and, it is said, the come to the wedding next Thursday, ones that do not are either saving up won’t you? Just a week from to to buy a library or else it is a case of “my wife won’t let me.” Chico” soon night.” “Yes, indeed,” replied Dora heartily, j formed the habit of snuggling up “1 certainly shall, but I felt that I ! against Yeoman Miller when he was The monkey must see you once more as Clara ! reading or smoking. Farinsworth.” “Jack,” said Dora as they rolled away down the avenue, “there is just j one thing that makes me forgive you for telling the Farinsworths our whole ridiculous performance.” “What’s that?” “You did have sense enough not to j let her know that we came to her wed- , ding a whole week early.” In Washington is carry A YOUTH ing around in his inside pocket a piece of paper upon which this is in scribed: “ For taxicab hire, $189.90.” The youth is the son of—well, of course the conventions prohibit the use of names—but be is the son of a man useful to the nation In these parts. The useful father has just about enough funds decently to keep up his end. The son perforce Insists upon extending his allowance. He has to come to dad every so often, occasioning much heartache and worry to his parent The other night the son was caught In the rain. He had taken a young woman and her mother to the theater and they were hastening to a street ear. The rain became a downpour. T i l call a cab,” said the young man. The cab took them home “Just charge It to me,” said th® careless youth. “Identification card, sir,” said th® chauffeur. “ What’s that?” “Our company always issues Identi fication cards to its patrons.” “Well, I haven’t one. Come to th® office tomorrow and I’ll pay you.” The youth scraped together the necessary 70 cents before the chauf feur appeared next day. “By the way,” he said, after he had paid, “ tell your people to send me one of those identification cards, will you?” In due time the card came. Bill* were to be rendered at the end of each month, according to the polite note which accompanied the card. Forthwith the street cars lost one who had been a regular patron. Hence, the piece of paper, with the “ For taxicab hire. $189.90.” It Is more than likely that walking will be good for him for some tim® to come; and it is more than likely, too, that one of those who Idly fish in the Potomac may drag up on his hook a certain card of identification. Laundry Day for Uncle Sam’s Money ted by him, along with others of dif ferent makes, for trial. It la now be ing demonstrated In the bureau. The macnlne now In use takes bill» end spreads them on a screen. This screen la revolved rapidly through a solution of soap and water, which takes off the grime. The next dlae takes them through a strong solution NCLE SAM now has a wash day. ft of a disinfectant, which remove* the Isn't a laundry for soiled clothing, germs. A third disc removes the but for good United States paper traces of the other two waters and money. When some of the bills find sends the bill out onto a plat ready for their way back to the bureau of en the "plater." The “ plater” la the same graving and printing In Washington roller used to press new money. It whence they came bright, crisp and Is this machine that gives new money new, a credit to the engraving art. Its crlspnest. After the washed-ont they are really and truly In the "filthy bill* are run through the "plater" they lucre” class. are comparatively new—the Ink colon Now your wise old Uncle Samuel | having been brought out again and the proposes to wash the bills and use I dirt removed. It Is Mr. Ralph's Idea that the life of them over again Instead of destroying ’ a banknote will be extended abont them a» has been the custom. Director J. D. Ralph Is on the Job sixty per cent by the new method. watchHg with Interest the renovator The machine which he wants will of dirty bills do lu duty. The ma coat between $800 and $1,000. It will chine on trial la one Invented by save from $500.000 to $1.000.000 an frank B. Church l'l and waa submit nually. U