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V 1 TAKES ON NEW LIFI San Francisco's Business Rcsimi Iny Normal Condition. lilG BUILDING BOOM HAS BEGUN When Insurance Companies Pay Up Reconstruction of Metropolis Will Proceed In Ruih. Han Francisco, July 1 2. A Ithnugli the city building laws were in i chaotic Btatn during the month of Jane building permits were IimuimI to the value of tl.HOO.OOO, and In thin sum are not Included those one story tern porary structures which may he erected for a time without special permit. Now that the building ' has been promulgated, reconstruction will take ill real (tart. It In hampered solely by the alnwnesa or the Insurance com panici. Up to the present time hut lift, 000, O00 has been paid out in insurant e ere the various companies to loosen their purse string as the situation de maims, nan rrsncisco would at once enter upon a building boom such as has never ben known before. As it is, plans at this transitory stage are be ing drawn for a dosen tall huildiiiKS to he erected In the heart of the burned district. An Oakland department store, nb- nerving that it was unable to meet its augmented trade hy the small order system, determined to place an order for a train load of good in the Fast. A few days hefore the goods arriv.wl, the proprietor of the Oakland store he came slarmed, fearing he had placed an order beyond his capacity to handle. lie telephoned to a large department etore in Kan Fram-ixco, aftklng to he re lieved of half of the consignment. The Han Francisco firm consented. When the. goods arrived, the Han I ranciscan dinpof-ed of them hefore he had fairly placed the goods on the ehelves, telephoned to his Oakland friend, purchased tue rest of the con signment slid disponed of it with the same alacrity as he had done the flret part. This simply illustrates that San tiancisco is nut to he displaced as the main trade center. The bridging of the hay, which whs a put scheme of some of the eailier railroad magnates, is now to ho put through. President Harriman has or dered that woik begin immediately. I!y this improvement freight will not le brought across by lx lit from Oak land, hut all freight trains can be de flected south around the loop and brought direct into Kan Francisco. In connection with this work (he railroad is also building a rut-off into Han Fran cisco for its coast trains. ADMIRAL FATALLY SHOT. Chouknin, Suppressor of Black Sea Mutiny, it Wounded. Ht. Petersburg, July 12. An attempt was made at 1 o'clock this afternoon at Hevastopol to assHssinate Admiral Chouknin, commander of the 15 lack sea fleet. The admiral was wounded and taken to a hospital. The would-be-assassin Is a sailor, who hid in the bushes and shot at the admiral as he was walking in the gar den of his villa. The culprit has not linen apprehended. Admiral Clmuknin's condition is ex tremely serious. The builet lodged in liM lungs, inuking breathing difficult. The doctors hold out no hope of his re covery. The admiral's assailant is thought to lie one of the sailors of the battleship Otchakoff and his act is supposed to be in revenge for the execution of Lieuten ant Schmidt, the revolutionary leader. Admiral Chouknin was unlvcrcally hut ed by his sai'ors and at the time of the execution of Hchmidt the revolutionists condemned him to d.'ath, 00 of their number pledging themselves to carry out the sentence. Rebate Inquiry at Jamestown. Jamestown, N. Y., July 12 Inves tigations into the charges of violations of the interstate commerce laws by the Htandard Oil company and the Penn sylvania railroad re'ative to rebates at Olean began yesterday afternoon before Judge Hazel and a jury in the First district court. According to the find ings of the commissioner of labor and commerce, the Htandard company laved $116,000 In 1004 by its rebates from the Pennsylvania railroad for oil ship ped from the refineries at Glenn to Rochester. Article Was Improper. Dallas, Tex., July 12. Mrs. Carrie Nation was arretted at Clebourne late this afternoon by a United States dep uty marshal, on a warrant charging her with having misused the mails. She was brought to Dallas, and, after a hearing, was released on bonds of 2, 500, The examining trial is set for July 21. The warrant comes from luthrie, Okla., and charges that she deposited in the postollice a publication containing an Improper article. Alaska Gold la Stolen. Seattle, July 21. Over $100,000 consigned to the Alaksa-Pacific Express company here has been stolen from aboard the steamer Ida May and no clew has been obtained to the robbers. The shipment was sent from Fairbanks and was transferred at Nenana. The Ida May was to transfer it to the Sarah at Fort Gibson and it was there that the lost was discovered. JOHN BULL IN GLASS HOUSE. Disgusting Conditions In Sausage and J J.im Factories. London, July 1 1 .The Britishers, who have hi en so virtuous recently over the Chlrngo meat packing revela tions, were tixlay confronted with the annual repot t of the inspector of fac tories and workshops, which shows that the conditions here are quite as revolting as anything alleged of the Western packing rente's. Dir'y factories and disgusting im th ods seem to he the rule, instead of the exception. Jam factories, baketies and saussge makers are all censured as be Ing npially filthy, and the description of one fits most of the others. Mere Is the report of a typical Jam factory: "The boiling factory lay between the yard and the stable, and the horses reached the latter through the boiling room. The sanitary accommodation was hardly separated from the rooms where the fresh frutt and uncovered jam were kept, and the floors were dir ty and andrained." Another factory Inspector found jam pots leing washed in "liquid like dark soup, which smellwl abominably. The manager informed the inspector that the water was changed "about once a week." When Ashed out of these evil-smelling tsnks the pots were allowed to stand until dry, when they were considered ready to refill. Insptctors of bakeries found that it was a frequent custom to bathe the children In them alter the close of work on Saturdays, and the family's weekly collection of dirty clothing was sorted in the bakeries for dispatch to the laundry. The sausage factories, rays the re port, are mostly owned by Germans, are small, dilapidated and poorly lit, and are infested with rats." UNCLE SAM'S GUARANTEE. Roosevelt Offers It for Government Inspected Canned Meat. Sheffield. Kngland, July 11. The irocers' federation, whose annual con ference is proceeding here, has received communication from Ambassador Whitelaw Held, enclosing a message from President Roosevelt, as follows: "Yon are at liberty to inform the irocers' federation that under the new law we can and will guarantee the fit ness In all respects ol tinned meats bearing the government stamp. If any trouble arises therewith, protest ran at once im niS'le not merely to the sellers of the goods, but to the United States government itself." The secretary of the federation "tated that Mr. Roosevelt's message was in reply to one sent by him on 'ehal( of the federation, saying trade was almost paralyzed and that dealers must be as sured of the wholesome character of tinned goods, or otherwise they would have to stop stocking up with Ameri can brands. The speaker hoped the publication of the president's message would lead to a revival of the trade He said the loss to the members of the federation in the canned meat trade bad been very heavy. Drastic resolutions were referred to committees, one of which pledged the grocers not to stock with American can ned meats until the packers have initi ated an inspection system guaranteeing the wholesomeness of their output. MITCHELL IS FREE. Slayer of Holy Roller Leader Is Ac quitted by Jury. Seattle, Wash., July 11. George II Mitchell, who shot Fran Kdmnnd Creflield, leader of the Holy Rollers, on First avenue, May 7, was acquit ted late yesterday afternoon. After nearly an hour and a half in the jury room the 12 men who have listened to the testimony in Mitchell's trial tiled buck and announced their verdict: 'Not guilty." Despite the advance warning of the court that no demonstration would be permitted, irrespective of the verdict, roar of applause greeted the an nouncement ami the court otneers were powerless to still it. The courtroom was crowded, but aside from thope who sat in the front row, directly under the eye of the presiding judge, the spectat ors applauded almost unanimouley when the clerk had read the words that freed Creltield's slayer. Turmoil Grows In Strength. Odessa, Russia, July 11. Agrarian outrages and politico-industrial strikes occur daily, and are alarmjngly ppread ing in the Southern provinces. The re volting peasantry are now evidently or ganized and led by profesisonal propa gandists. In an interview today a mar shal of the nobility of Kherson ex pressed the firm conviction that the situation is inevitably and rapidly drifting to a colossal and calamitous uprising of the peasants against the landowners and that the movement will be supported by the soldiers. Last of Coal Mine Strike. Philadeplbla, July 11. Virtual set tlement of the strike of coal miners in the bituminous coal field, which began laBt April, was made in thin city to night at a conference between repre sentatives of the United Mine workers of America and the operators in that Held. The principal terms of the set tlement are a 5.65 increase in wageB for all tuineworkers over the scale which existed before the strike; application of the check-off system to miners. Black Sea Fleet Mutinies. Sevastopol, July 11. It is reported that the Ironclads Pantelemon and Three Saints have joined the garrison of the Ilatoum forces, which has been In mutiny. Tbe Three Saints hoisted the red flag and the mutineers are forc ibly detaining two other ironclads which had refused to Join them. BARKED BY BRITONS No American Canned Meats Al 'lowed On Tlielr Warships. SAILORS REFUSED TO EAT IT Admiralty Yields and Will Feed Them On Australian and Argentine Canned Goods. London, July 10. As the result of the refusal of one of the ships of the ISrltish attacking fleet to take on Amer ican tinned meats during the recent naval maneuvers, the Admiralty directs that ships' companies be supplied with Australian or Argentine brands in lieu of American. The remainder of Amer ican tinned meats now on hand is being returned to the victualing yards and will be no longer a compulsory ration (or the navy. Winston Charchill Spencer, under secretary of the colonies, in an official communication to William Redmond, Nationalist member of parliament, says he is informed that special care la ex ercised by the New South Wales gov ernment that only absolutely healthy beeves are slaughteiel for food and that every precaution is taken at the (reexing and canning works to insure a cleanly method. Where any breach of the regulations regarding cleanliness is proved, licenses are immediately with drawn. Persons slaughtering a diseas ed beef are liable to imprisonment for two years and the seller of diseased meat is liable to imprisonment for a longer term. Government inspectors report weekly. Twelve hours notice must Im; given of intention to slaughter, and where no such notice is given a penalty of $25 a head may be imposed. RECIPROCITY THE NEXT ISSUE. Congress Will Be Asked to fcnlarge President's Powers. Washington, July 10. Tariff reci procity as the beginning cf tariff revi sion may be made tbe chief issue of the short session of the 59th congress. It is more than likely that after the elec tion in November steps will be taken in tbe direction of the passage of a general reciprocity law. Whatever reciprocity there is must be by a new law, because the reciprocity feature of the Dingley act expired two years after its passage, and none of the treaties negotiated un der its provisions succeeded in securing raticfiation by the senate. The reciprocity of the future must be statutory, that is to say, the president must be authorized in some way, either by the separation of a maximum and .minimum tariff or by a horizontal re dnction, to promote trade relations with tob re countries This would not mean revision of the tariff if reciprocity could be accomplished on a percentage basis, that is to say, by the application of a more general principle of the prea ent law without disturbing tbe rates themselves, thus provoking a general tariff discussion. ROOT DODGES PROBLEMS. Speaks at Banquet at San Juan With Diplomatic Reserve. San Juan, Porto Rico, July 10. Eli hu Root, the American secretary of Mate, who arrived here on tbe cruiser Charleston on his voyage to Rio Ja neiro as the representative of the American government at the Pan- American congress, was entertained at luncheon tonight by George C. Ward, at the Union club. Auditor Hyde, of Porto Rico, pro posed a toast to President Roosevelt. In responding Mr. Boot said he fully appreciated the difficulties attending the island s adjustment to the new con ditions resulting from its separation from Spain and the severance of rela tions between church and state. The United States, Mr. Root said, was greatly interested in the welfare of the island aud in holding its friendship, and strongly desired for Porto Rico the utmost prosperity and happiness. Mr. Root avoided all reference to in sular problems, such aa the question of citizenship, the coffee growing industry and the presence ol troops. Sealers Put In Chains. Victoria, B. C, July 10. Advices from Japan state that three Americans, one Britisher and one Japanese sealer. who were imprisoned for 16 months at Vladivostok, have returned to Japan after being released. One of the Amer icans was loaded with chains, while in confinement. The Americana and the Britisher, who are distressed, are being maintained at the Seaman's institute at Yokahoma. They were members of the crew of the Japanese sealing schooner Kyoichi Maru, which waa sunk by Russian cruisers in 1003. Form Democratic Cabinet. London, July 10. According to the St. correspondent of the Times at Petersburg, it is the concensus of opin ion there that the Constatutional Dem ocrats will be invited to form a minis try. One of their leaders said there had been indirect overtuns with that end in view, and that they were await ing the next move from Peterhof. An other leader said the Goremykin cabinet was certain to go and that there will be Moitromtseff cabinet. Castro Again Supplants Gomez. Caracas, Venezuela July 10. Vice President Gomes yesterday transferred to President Castro the presidential office, which the latter temporarily re signed In April last. CANNON AIDED WEST. Speaker of House Blocked Diversion of Reclamation Fund. Washington, July 10. Thanks to Speaker Cannon, the Harishrough bill diverting 11,000,000 from the reclama tion fund to drain private swamp lands in North Dakota, was riot allowed to come before the house at the recent ses sion. Had the bill been given consid eration it would almost certainly have become a law, for it had already passed the senate, was Indorsed by a majority of the house committee on public lands, and only a handful of Western mem bers were in a mood to oppose the bill in debate. ' Speaker Cannon was the man who defeated this onslaught on the none too large reclamation fund, and his posi tion was altogether unexpected, too. When congress was framing the recla mation law, and in the yeara previous, Cannon was one of the strongest oppon ents of the proposed legislation. He believed it would deplete the treasury and interfere with other government work; furthermore, he contended that Irrigation of arid lands could he carried on by private enterprise under the Car ey act, and therefore saw no necessity for utilizing public land receipts in this great work. Since that law was written on the satute books and has been put into op eration, Speaker Cannon has traveled through the West, has observed the vat benefits that are resulting from it, and today he is as staunch a friend of the law as any man from the arid West. He has proved himself a better friend of the law than many men who helped to frame it. In the closing days of the session an effort was made to rush through the senate a bill to take a part of the recla mation fund for draining the Dismal swamp, but the bill was refused con sideration, a number of Western senat ors having been aroused to a realization of the danger that lurks behind bills of this character, and notice was served by Senator Fulton that no more distri butions would be made from the recla mation fund for the benefit of states that do not contribute to that fond. Tbe senators behind the bills provid ing for the drainage of the Dismal swamp, the Florida Everglades and the big swamps along the Mississippi river, on the other hand, are determined to force through thsir respective bills. and it is to be expected that they will unite at the next session. The West 't not strong enough in numbers to outvote the Soutn, which is sure to stand together on these drain age propositions, and tbe only hope, so far as the senate is concerned, is in arousing adverse sentiment among men from the Northern and EaBtern states. On a fair presentation of the case, the men from the West ought to be able to win out, but they can only win by standing together, and those who in the recent session voted tor the Hans brough bill will have to renounce their former vote and declare themselves against all legislation that will deplete the national reclamation fund. BIG STORMS IN COLORADO. Dry Creeks Become Torrents and Much Damage Is Done. Denver, Jaly 10. Cloudbursts and lightning did considerable damage in this section of the state today. In Denver a wall of water 10 feet high came down Dry creek in the western part of the city, carrying away foot bridges and damaging the bridge of the Denver A Internationa! railroad. Two boya were fishing under the bridge and were rescued with difficulty. In Boulder a wall of water six feet high came out of Sunshine canyon and spread itself over Pearl street and other etreets in that city. A mile of the Sunshine railroad was destroyed. Considerable damage was done in the city. At Florence late this afternoon a cloudburst in Oak creek undermined a big bridge at Rockvale. A heavy storm destroyed telephone communication be tween Florence and Pueblo. Fay Powers, aged 17, was killed by lightning near Colorado Springs. The Carnegie library in this city waa truck by a bolt of lightniDg during the storm, but no other damage resulted. Root at San Juan. San Juan, P. R-, July 10. The cruiser Charleston, with Secretary Root and party on board, arrived here this afternoon. Tbe Charleston estab lished a record run between New York and San Juan, making the distance in 3 days and 19 hours. As the Charles ton neared the harbor she received sa lutes from Moro castle and the Italian cruiser Umbria. Governor Winthrnp and his secretary went on board the cruiser and after an extending of greet ings the secretary's party came ashore in naval launches. Salvador Will Give Right of Way. Mexico City, July 10. Reports from Salvador indicate that the Pan-Ameri can railway will Boon be granted a concession and a subsidy for the exten sion of the line through that country. M. Neeland. vice president and gen eral manager of the road, is in Central America. He has received every assur ance that the concession asked from the government of Salvador will be. granted as soon as the present disturbance in Guatemala ia settled. No Yellow Fever in New Orleans. New Orleans, July 10. Dr. Tames A. White, surgeon in charge of the marine hospital here, issued a statement to night that aa far as he ia aware none of the marine hospital surgeons at New Orleans bad given out any atatement that there ia yellow (ever in New Or leans, and neither ia there nor baa there been any ferer exiating in thia city. TRUMPET CALLS. rtam'a Horn Sonnil a Wnrnlnf Xot to the I nrf ilrr inril. I IKY who Seek the loHt always find I Hi love. Little llHtl glvo the devil Ills best lmnd holds. The w o r I d's work lias no grenter foe than the whlncr. The religion t tin t Is not giving Is usually groan ing. Opportunities sre only hole knocked In the walls of difficulty. Heaven can always become a closer environment than earth. All culture must 1m; measured by Its contribution to the soul. Regeneration Is spiritual heredity overcoming that of flesh. True parenthood Is a perfect sermon ori t lie tut tier In Heaven. We can always have Ills face near er to us than our failures. You cannot live right when you are feeding your mind on folly. Almost all things we get for nothing cost more than they are worth. With many the wisest thing to do H to say nothing and stick to It. Keep your heart fallow and you can be sure of fat crops from God's seed. When the church Is a refrigerator car It Is traveling under fn!.e pretPiisos. A man need to pray for himself when the offering spoils the sermon. It's the man who Is always crowing" who Is most likely to have to eat crow. There Is no promise that the Holy Ghost shall come to the ghostly church. They who have tbe Joy of finding the lost never desire the pleasures of the lost. Many are willing that God should lend them If they may show Him the way. A man does not secure the wedding garment by tils fidelity to the mode here. A good deal of our faith in revival ists Is to cover our failure to do thtlr work. The men whu proclaim the ign of i:iv in nature often forget It In their souls. Mmiv sheidicrds never go after the one until they have sheared the ninety and nine. TRAGEDY UNDER THE SEA. Fate of a Diver Whose Helmet MtranKelr Came I'nfaatened. An uccideut which U described as without precedent la the history of diving operations has been the subject sf magisterial Inquiry at Slmonstown, Two divers, Kraming and Macphall, were at work at some levels on the new dockyard works at Sluionstown. Tbey ere working at a depth of about fifty feet, and, though they did not go down together, they met under water, and wore, It appeared from the evidence. discussing by signs the position In re ard to tbe levels on which they were working. According to tbe statement of the jurvlvor, Macphall, he saw his com panion's helmet suddenly fly off. In this desperate position the drowning man clung to Macphall, who gave the dgnal to the boat overhead to haul In, and the two men were drawn up to Ithln ten feet of the surface. At this )olnt the hauling ceased, the men lti the boat being unable to raise the lieavy weight further, and Macphall was comiiellod to loose his hold of his drowning comrade, who sank to the bottom. The other uian reached the 'Mat, and Immediately went down sgain, but Kraming was lying face downward on the bottom, and was dead whou they finally got him to the sur face. No explanation was forthcoming of how It was possible for the man's hel aiet to come unfastened. It was stated to have been adjusted properly when tie entered the water, and the two divers were said to hare been on per fectly good terms, no question as to the possibility of foul play being raised. The verdict was simply that the man was drowned, but the- magis trate confessed that the manner la which the helmet became unfastened re aialnod a mystery. Cape Town Corre Ioudenee London Chronicle. I'rehUtorle Incubator. The use of Incubators la the hatching of eggs Is not a new process. Ou the contrary, It dates back to the ancient Egyptians who often hatched eggs of various fowls In clay .ovens heated to the proper temperature. With the dying out of the Egyptians, the science of lucubutlon, like so many of their others arts, went with them, aud It was thought that It was one of the lost arts until Reaimir regained It In the last century. Stereotyping, The first attempt at stereotyping In America was made In 1775 by lSenJamln Mecoin, a printer at Philadelphia. Pre vious to this time the Dutch had stereo typed u prayer book In 1771. The first printing press In America was established In 1UW at Cambridge, Muss. C'lvlllaatlon Shorten ICqulne Life, The life of the horse Is said to have been reduced by civilization. At the age of -o" the domestic animal Is as old as If It had lived thirty years la a free state. There Isn't much fuu la making love to a gin ii sue kuows you really mean lit Upper-Ten Child My pnpn Is nhroniL la yours? Lower-Ten Child Yep. Mine Is at large ng'ln. Now York Weekly. Jack How Is It you lavish so riiuchj affection on those dumb brutes? Kiln For want of something better. Judge. IjwJy Customer (In baker's shop, to ship girl; Are these buns to day's, be cause what I bought yesterday wereu'L Punch. Woman's Ages. He: "They say a man has seven ages." She: "Women are more stable. They have one age and stick to It." Well Answered. Mistress: "Do you like children?" Applicant for Nurse: "I yes Ixpect to git a Roosevelt fer four dollars a week?" "Mamma, Is It possible to hate any one you have never met and don't know personally?" "Certainly, darling; don't we all hate 'Central?' "Life. Suspicious. "What Is the prisoner' reputation for truth and veracity?" "I dou't know, except that I have fre quently seeu him go past with a fishing pole." Mose Johnson Ixan yo' hate to see woman's haniJs covered wlf rings? I'ete Persimmons Ah suttlnly does. Ah'd as soon git hit wlf brass knuckles I Puck. As It Ought to Seem. "Hans, how long have you been married?" "Veil, dis Is a ting that I seldom don't like to talk about, but ven I does, It seem so long as It never vas." Shocking. "What would you do If I should give you a penny?" asked the old lady. "Madame," replied the beg gar, "I am afraid I should be compelled to invest it In a nerve tonic." Miss Debutte Now that you're grad uated from college, don't you miss the outdoor exercise? Mr. Green wun Not especially. You see. I'm serving sub poenas for a law firm now. Puck. How dare you laugh at our Investi gation?" said the irate statesman. Thought It was the proper thing to do," answered the financier. "Was told It would be a farce." Washington Star. Regrets. A country paper has thla personal Item : "Those who know old Mr. Wilson of this place personally will regret to hear that he was assaulted in a brutal manner last week, but was not killed." His Hope. Mother: "Oh, you bad boy. Dirty hands again! I'm afraid you're a hopeless case." Tommy (eager ly) : "Oh, ma, does 'hopeless' mean you're going to give up talking about It?" Philadelphia Ledger. Yellow a Peril. "What broke up tbe Ladles' Debating Society?" "The lead ing member was told to prepare an es say on the yellow peril. She did so, and the opening sentence read: 'Yel low apparel Is very trying to most com plexions.' " Miss Skreecher What sort of songs do you like best, Mr. Suphrer? Mr. Suphrer The songs of the seventeenth century. Miss S. How odd! Why do you prefer them? Mr. S. Because no body ever sings 'em nowadays. Cleve land Leader. Modern Natural History. The teach er had been telling the class about the rhinoceros family. "Now name some things," said he, "that It Is dangerous to get near to, and that have horns. ' "Automobiles," promptly replied little Robbie Bright "No," he said, "I'm not sure whether my wife's Christmas gift to me was neant to please me or to humble my pride." "What did she give you?" 'She had a crayon portrait of me made 3y an amateur artist." English Illus trated Magazine. Miss Watkyns Where Is Mr. Cash lelgh now? Mr. Wilkyns I don't know exactly. Somewhere up in Canada. Miss Watkyns Why, I didn't know- that he was going away. Mr. W'ilkyua The bank directors dldu't either.- Somervllle Journal. Governor (at the consul's party) I remember your face perfectly, sir, but rour name for the moment has escaped lie. Stranger I am delighted to meet rour again, your excellency. My name !s Ivan Petrovltcu Swereczsklski. Somervllle Journal. Patient Doctor, I frequently expe rience a hissing sound la my ears. What would you advise me to do? Doc tor What Is your occupation? Pu tlent I'm an actor. Doctor Then I'd advise you to get some other kind of a Job. Chicago Dally News. First Attempt. "Do J ou keep silk ollue?" asked Mrs. V'ouugwlfe of the dry goods clerk. "I am sorry, madam, but we are' all out of It to-day." "Oh, what a pity I I did want It awfully. But If you haven't It, I will have to make something else answer. Please give me two yards of eottolene." "So you can't help stealing?" asked the magistrate, kindly. "No, your honor, nu Impulse comes over me that I can't resist." "To bad, too bad! An Impulse to send you up for six months Is getting hold of me. There! It's got bold. Six months: can't resist. Im pulse la a wonderful thing." Kx. Advantages of Yells. Successful Farmer (whose son has been to col lege) : "What was all that howlin' you was doln' out In th' grove?" Cultured Son: "I waa merely showing Miss Brlguteyea what a college yell Is like." Farmer: "Wall, colleges Is some good after all. I'm golii' Into town to sell some truck tomorrow. You kin gu along aa' do th' callla'."