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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (June 13, 1906)
Buy Hair at Auction? At any rntc, you bccm to be Kcttlni! rid of it on auction-sale principles: "colne, cohm. g-o-n-e!" Stop the auction with Aycr's Hair Vigor. It cheeks fulling liair, an J always restores color to gray liair. A splendid dressing also. Sold for over sixty years. " Ml liair cama .nit .o l.a.l'y I nearl. l".t It II. Iliad li'-ai.l ' tn n. I. .Im.iiI A vi a Hair Vltfor I lliinillil I would a;! II a trUI. I ill,! ... and II ..illi.lrtnl at.. '! ti, rallm- ami innilo hit lif ki. lapidia." M.m . llltl l. S r 1 1 , ft . I.I. Mm MmS ly J. V. Ayr (T.i , l..wli, M. Alio m iurkoturr uf - ' MHMU'AUII.U. Uw O till lilfV PTCTOKAl.. Ulilllll'lll rlllr, "Iln! ha! Tlmt win a funny J.ikn ji.u uruli' nielli Iln fi'llnw who illiln't It now n 'bunker' frmii u 't nib',' " s.iM tin' K'llN-r. "Mii'Ik n lilt wttli u ntvrn, -ti?" ri-illi"t tin funny mini. "Y'. 8tl'll tKlinruiK-n la Iiiii;Ii:iIp" upl"mc mi. Kny, wlmt are 'Inink rs' nii't 'l.vinl'.' auyw uy T I'bll.i ddi'lila I1k't. Deafness Cannot lt Cured tie )(h 1 aplli allotis limy cannot roa.' h (lis (Mara..! ...MI..ii ill tun oar. 1 limit In only una stay in c um .a iii'H, and lhal In lT roiialltu lloiial rriiirdlrs I I nr I i n .1 I. an In Ham. 1 c.ii.llll..i of I lie hiii-uua II Mn if i.l II. Kuatarlilatl I tila- W lien tlila III! la I nllntin-.l ul Have nun till iik a.uni.l i.r liniwrf.-i t In r I ii (T . ami w hi-n II la ciill-rly rlnae.t, I f 1 1 la thp result, ami unlr-aa Uin liillaiiifiialioii rati lt la.rn nut ami II. la lul.i. te t -..- 1 In Iln normal rim. HH. hi, lii-arliiu villi l.n d.-Irn).-. (..rex.-r; Ulna rara nut iif Iru aio rauaed ly I alarrh. Iili h la in ll.lllK I ill in lliilaiiu-.l ridl'llUon id Hi-in ui-iiua aur'ai ri N i v II I Kl vr lii.i' lliindrel I'.dlara for any raaui.f l'in'iiaa(.au.l l. catarrh I It. at can not I i ruri'-l l.y Jli.ll a ' aianli tin, N-tn' lur G 1 1 ulara, Iln-. I J I II I" v KY A "., 'lol,-.!.., (). H .1.1 I y I'mi'I"'". lla.l I an. l.y Ilia am 11..- I., nt. I'Innllnal I orn In I'mmina. "AnyniH- wli.i In ullllux tu work i-nn Ki-t ri.'ii in iIk- iti-putiH.' if runiiiiiii." Kill. I IHIIwynn M. IIuil.lt to u Kiiiihih riiy J.iiininl rlu-r. "II mnt lo n-ntu li litiiii li to ruin- tiiinaniia mi'l tln r.- In nlvYiiya anl for tliriu ut 3D rintH n Im nt-tt. Tlircv itojih tif nirii rim U riilaiil n yi'iir n ml no c-ultl vnttnii Ih ri' qnlrt'il. A niii n tviilkn nloni; ninl ilmpi tlio corn In tin f.m(ii'lii(a lu inuktu niul a nnttvu followN uiul rovira tin corn with hi Mk Um. That U nil there In to ilo until It In ttim- to fnthiT It." Miitbrrawlll ftn.l Mm, Wliiilc.w'a Hoothlna; Pjrriip tlm lt rcmmly toua tut lliolr chllJreu during the tacthliiK rlixl. A laolluul Klaandrr. "Io you favor K-JViTiiiniMit owner klilji of r.'ill wnyH?" "I tl.m't knmv," niiKWiTit FiirmiT fnnit"h-f. "It "ml In- nil rlirht If wo f. mill nihil ln Ntiri' of Mi;irlii' ir.illis, I i t I'vi K t Irmilili' t'lioiik'h with tuxi't wltlmiit illiruln' ilowii to my tli'Ilflt.i." Wiihhliinton Stnr. hi. V tna' I'an' P nn.l nil Nomina lila-a-ei i riimiiitly i-iir.-. l.y lr. Khui'a iir-iii o-rv H. a. or.-r. rcBil r-r I HI I', l-irmi nolo ' ii' .1 Uvatlar. It. K II. Ulin. , Ul.,.il -Vi.-h M.. I'Lilo..!'.-. Mr Urn. I the luna. t):i" morning two yoiiiin women en teleil the Snllvllle Kro.ery, ami after Home iIIs.'iisnIoii hotilit a poiiml of j ilati'h, two Niiniiln of Kii'k'ermiiipH an. I two hiiiiiiIn of trnekers. "Stopping at MI-'m liray'Njf" Impilnil the rlerk, iih he tied up (lie ImmlleM. I "Yen," Hiihl nie of the yminj women, with evident Hiirpi'lse. I "I 'nine ahoiit jester.lny foreiiouiiV" , Hah I Hie elel'k. "How ilhl joii knowV" ikeil the oth er younn woman, rurloii'-ly. Tin. Well, I can most generally tell." Hillil the ilelk, without ulnneiHK lit the ohjeets of Ills llillhl re.iillli.', he twlteheil a Knot In the utilni,'. "Ymi pis-, II'h pretty ililz.ly an. I iini.I.ly to ilny, ami I knew there wouldn't he any ImiiI.v'h hoardelH hut Miss tSril.v'H feel the need if iinulnt; out here hihIi wenth er; and oiii iih you tlhln't eonie till to day, I knew for mire ni inuldii't have In-eii here moie'ii one day. Three inealH Ih I'.hoiit tlio nveraKe." Indianapolis Transportation Facilities. IndiaiiHpolln has 18 rnilroails, reifh Iiik all the Important cities of he Cen tral WeHt, and 14 iiitnrurban elei'tric lines and connections extending from 25 to 75 miles in every direction. Theae brliiK into Indianapolis an enormous trading population. From a tad ins of 60 miles more than 25, COO manufacturers and dealers come to In dianapolis for their supplies. Editors and publiHliers will visit Indianapolis in June, the occasion being the annual convention of the National Editorial association. Fallncr Aliout Jfwelera. JewoleiH, when watehea aro with thuin for i-epalts, lire frequently Insult ed with the reiiiak : "I tniHt there Is no daiiKer of crys talH bolnt: suhHtltuted for the Jewels lit tlio works of my wutch." For a great muny persons think there are dishonest Jewelers wlw make a practice, with "full-Jeweled" watches, of substituting crystals for the Jewels at an enormous profit As a mutter of fact, there Is no truth la this suspicion. A Jeweler, no mutter how dishonest, could not steal tho Jew els In a watch, for they lire valueless; they only cost 10 cents apiece. In antlquo watches the Jewels were often costly. In modern watches they are never worth more tuun J 15 u gross. 4 A I II II L I I SSON IN ADVI.KSIIY. ! 4 II ni-i'imh iiliiio'-t I ii r. 'l il.li- Unit ii c la -ii r tllllll lilinlll'l hi' one (iT tin' l',,llll"'t IllIIH li r of 1 1 1 1 1 . 1 1 , Hint Ii ) 1 1 1 -1 hi'Milnl In lli'f Hint Hoilho -.'ii, tin- Kill lit of i-oiniiom-i'M, hhouhl hiiM' 1,1-i-n ii III 1 I '1 u II h t ho Iom of Iili In iil 1 1 1 ivC 1 1-1 1 ho wild hut i'1'l yi'iilM mi, III till' full .ell Mil of hi Wolnler I ul Hivti-rs. To 1 1 1 1 1 1 a mitii HiIh n III 1 t I o ii ui.iiM IniM' i Ioni'iI t Ii ! il ini r K of m illet I'llii'lif , Ii II t Hot Ho with the Won.lelflll llill'ili'lll l. At HlHt (eMiol. flit when he hn.l l.een hhkiiiiiI I y tin? I t .!i. hli IiiIim Hint liothlliK i , 1 1 1 1 he ilolie lo help him, he lefiiHeil to meet liny one, ni hi' eotil.) not In-nr tin- Worl'l to know Hint he hn.l heeome ilenf. It vt loi I hell t lint he u rote : "It iiinkeN me Hn.l to think Hint otli ith eiili he.ir the lioteM of a furoff flute or a illstaiit dlieiiheril'it Ko!i;, niul I ran not." lint Krniliiiilly lilx nrrwit tint u r ron (jiieriil tin- lilai'kiii'KN of IiIm ili'HMilr, ami Im went to work hkhIii with ileter mliiatloii, IiiMjilte Ii 1 m ili'iifm-HM he ile (ermliii'il to leinl an orehehtru In a nyin ihony of hU own. When the hiHt note hml iIIihJ away the Kreut au.lleiiee wan jH-rfii'tly ijulet for it moment. Then n atnrni of MjiphiUHe hroke forth. Itei'tho veli eoiil.l hot hear It, eoliM imt know Hint hl aymhoiiy hml lileanil. The MIliii)xe fc-rew lomleriiml lomler. Filial ly one of the liiiiMli-iiiriH t'lin lieil Uii-tho veil liin the linn, lie tiinie.l ami xaw what he hml not heen ahle to hear. It was alter he hn.l l.e.-oine ilenf that many of I ! hot en's irenlit coiiHihl tloim were trltteii. u proof that hy for if tlll n I. in.- a man may prove M.u-.i lf greater than cln iinihlniice. COOKING IN THE CHURCH. Mr mI a I'uriiUlipil fur Oe.-nalona In I i-l.,-lMle llouara of Woralil.t. I.lcht ami heavy housekeeping as pr.ietl.-ed In UJi to-diite churches Is U revelation to the jM-oplc who his- It for the 11 rist time. The country vlxltor Is Hpt to le Kho.-ki'd or delighted, ninrd Ing to teinp'rainent. Many i-oiuiervti-the folk, IncliidliiK mlHklouurleii, rural piiNtorH, uml laymen, come to ceiuiurv iiik! remain to digeMt. Why nhoiildu't n church have a kitchen? What could Ik more practical? It Is nuked. There ure cluhrooins, libraries, and gymnasiums in churches nowadays, and Miple say it Is quite proper to have a well furnished klrrhen capable of niipplyliik; after meeting refresh incuts and the solid meals of rarer oc casions. Ill some churches the eivleslastlc kitchen gives forth a savory efllueiice three times a diiy. A ciii of iviffee hot from the urn often heartens the min ister before he asi'i'lids Hie pulpit. Age.l members of Hie eoiis'rejjatloii, wearied by a long M-rvl.-e, may be revived In the basement by u draught of gleaming liolollg. "It Is a sign of progress," sai.1 nn 'nthiislastlc matron, who manages one church kitchen, the other day. "The f.Mtl at festivals and sociable used to be ii byword. F.vcrythiug was tMld, soggy and uneatable. "People nibbled at things out of il sense of religious duty and went to a good restaurant afterward. Now the menu at any afl'nlr compares favorably with w hat you get outside. "A missionary to China said that our church reminded her of the Chinese temples which are used as hotels by travelers. Anybody out there may sleep and get his meals In the temple, which Is often the only available pub lie bouse. "Now, I think that sjs'aks well for the Chinese and for ourselves. Tho church can never ! made too jiopulur and too useful. Kcllglon ought not to he an enemy to modern Improvements." "One good thing about church kitch ens," said nn uptown matron, "Is that they permit us servant tyrannized folk to practice a little cookery. I could never dare to enter my kitchen at homt and make experiments In cook's pres ence. Hut I can go to tho church es tablishment and eduente myself In nil tho departments of cullnnry art. Also one meets there ladles who have trav eled nud there Is n chance to noqulro tho rudiments of cosmopolitan cook ery." llevenne. William II. Chase, tho portrait paint er, tells a story of the time when tho late James McNeil Whistler was nt outs with tho Koyal Academy nt Lon don. About this time an ndinlrer of Whistler In r'.Minsylv.inlii wrote hlin requesting his autograph. Tho letter was sent In care of tho academy. That Institution took advantage of the op portunity thus offered to revenge Itself for tho alleged aff routs put upon It by tho caustic Whistler. Tho I'ennsyl vnnla's letter was returned to him some months later, through tho dead letter olllcc at Washington, nud It lore ou the envelope tho word "Unknown," repeated ns many times as space would allow. Washington Star. II Ii h Ivllne of OiiU. A Russian timber dealer has discov ered n valuable initio of oak. It exists lu a rlvw lu south "usslu und has lay- M'liWIU III I I II'IW N. crs threw nr four feet deep HrnHered oter l.'o square miles. Its most strik ing feature Is 1(4 variety of colors, sup posed to be due to th" variegated Soil of tbe river bottom. No fewer than twelve shades of pink, blue, yellow ami brown bate been noted, each log bav in Hi own uniform shade, Tim log taken nut bate ranged from forty to L'oo feet lii length find from fifteen to twenty Inches In diameter, and It Is (".llmilled dial more tllllll l.'O.UKI, averaging seventy feet, remain, DIFFICULT TO PHOVE. .ol Altwiya I liny lo lialn lillali One'a l.l.-nllly. riirinlovloiil iis It may seem, the most illllii-ult thing to prove In a court of law Is who you are. It Is n simple mutter If you hate still living plenty of rchiHtt'H of nn older generation, but suppose your pin-cuts and uiii les ami limits lire dead, It becomes well nigh Impossible, siim a writer lu the New lurk World. As a matter of fact, your knowledge of your Identity Is absolute ly hearsay. You know your father ami mother culled you their son, and to that fact .ton may testify If the ques tion of your Identity should ever come before a Judge and Jury. ISut the tiftl inony goes before the Jury with the warning from the Judge that It Is only hearsay, for you have no personal knowledge of the mutter. utllcliil town or parish ps-ords are valuable, but by lio Iiiciiiih conclusive. huppoe you are John Smith, son of Itobert and Mary Smith, born at Al bany on August 1, 1-Si;."i. The record of births In the Itiireau of Vital Suit 1st lea nt Albany will prove that u sou named John was Isirn to Itobert ami Mary Smith on that date; the register of the church may prove that John, son of Itobert and Mary Smith, wus Ixiptlze.l on a certain date, but they do not prove that you are tbe John Smith, of H hum theae are risords. To establish the connection Is-twcen you and the person mentioned lu the records, lu other words to prove your own Identity, Is th" dllhVuIty. If your mother l.s alive she cnii do It; If any relative who has known you since you were horn Is alive he can do it. The successive suits for the estate of A. T. Stewart failed on such grounds as these. The plaintiffs, cousins of the late Mrs. Stewart, were unable to prove their relationship. It was necessary In one of these cases that a man should prove his late father and A. T. Stewart to have fcs-n brothers, but he had no personal knowledge of the matter; he had heard his father lu Ireland refer to A. T. Stewart as his brother, but the court would not let htm testify even to tliat, and, as the defendants de nied the relationship, the case fell to the ground. The Identity of a jK'rson becomes even harder of proof after he Is dead. In the I toy al Arcanum there are sev eral hundred thousand dollars of death benefits tied up because of the Inability of heirs to prove that the Insured man Is dead. Very often It Is necessary to success lu litigation over an estate to prove not only who were your parents, but who were your grandparents. Family Itlbles, with the records therein, help out In this, but are not at all conclu sive. Hlrth and marriage certificates are accepted as corrolsirntlve, but It requires quite a mass of such matter, together with at least some witnesses who can testify of their own personal knowledge, before a court will accept such n fact as proved to Its satisfac tion. PASSING OF FAMOUS HEN. lla.l I.ul.l 4,7(10 Kuna Il.-fore She Dle.l ut Agr of 'i'i. "lletsy," (Jisirge ltradley's famous hen, known to isiultry raisers all through Tennessee, Is dead ut the age of years, and has been burled with honors befitting her career of useful ness. Hetsy was one of n brood of chicks hutched on the day that ltradley's eld est son was born, nearly twenty-three years ago. Hy the date of the young man's birth the family established her age. Hetsy was occasionally jicrmlttcd to Indulge her motherly Instincts, upon which occasions she Invariably brought Into the world from u dozen to lll'toon of tho tlnest chicks that ever scratch ed gravel. When not engaged In motherly duties Hetsy sometimes worked overtime mid laid two eggs a day. As year after year passed without any appreciable difference in Hetsy's strenuouslty, sho became tho wonder of the country nnd the barnyard jewel of tho Rradley family. It Is estimated that during that time this Industrious hen has laid 4,750 eggs and hatched 570 chickens. Over her grave Mr. Hrudley will erect n headstone Inscribed as follows: "Hero lies laying Hetsy. Horn In lKS:t; died In 11KI5. She did many a fowl deed for those she loved. Fence to her bones let them lay. May she lay ngaln some other day." If tho 4,750 eggs that Hetsy laid dur ing her nineteen years of faithful serv lco were sold In the market nt their present price they would realize $008.50. If her 570 chickens brought an uverngo price of 30 cents they would represent a market value of $171. Ou this bnsls Hetsy earned $1,070.50 for her owner before she retired from actlvo duty and commenced to tuke life easy. New York Herald. Terrllile Thouitht. Mrs. Hacon I see Japaneso cooks are coming Into favor. Mr. Hacon Well, suyl After discov ering what fighters those Japanese are, lmiitftno going up against a Japanese cook I Youkers Statesman. 1'roml of Ills KiiglMi. how he N like h!,i father "Ah, ma foU A chip i,( ze old block head, Is lie not '" I ontradl' ti-d. "Ilore's n scientist who says that we think with one half of our brain." "W ell, I could show him some pei.ple w ho don't." Ill a I li lemma. The Wife -Two weeks ago you said my husband couldn't live, and now he's nearly well. The Iinetor -Madam, I can only express my re gret. Teacher Hit Hard. "Now, hoys," said the teacher, "how many months have days?" "All of 'em," promptly re plied the youngster ut the foot of the class. Friend service, ci sir - very Have you ilonel? Col active. I ever seen actlvo . (irass -I have, once promised n If he served me waiter two shillings quickly.- 'l it Hits. "Iteliielnber," said the angry hus band, "what I say goes." "It does," re Joined his wife, calmly, "providing you write It down ami put a slump on It." I'hlladelphla I'.ulletin. 1'arson .'ohmiing- Ills heah turkey has shot In him, denkln; inn he a wild one? lien. on Ketchum - Wal, no but some o' de shot dat was fired at rue done hit de turkey! Ufe. "Hy (jt-orgc, but I've got n Jewel of a girl. I proposed by wire and told her to answer at my expense." "Well?" "And the frugal little thing waited un til ! j i. m. and got night rates." Cour ier Journal. ;od Answer. "I atn not going to Join the church," said a w iseacre to Ir. Van I yke -"they are all hypocrites there." "Never mind, my dear fellow," replied the divine, "there Is room for one more." She FlM-d li;m: Visiting I'hilaii thropNt -i;.jod morning, madame; lam collecting for the lu-unkiirds" Home. Mrs. MciJuIre- Shure I'm glad of It, sor- If ye come round to night yez can take me husband. A Troublesome Future. Nurse Hridgcf, come here and see a French baby lx.ru lu Dublin. Hridget 1'oor little ilarllnt: It's u great s-rplexlty you'll be to yourself, I'm thlnkin', when you begin shpeakln'! On the Trolley Car. "Your fare, miss," said the conductor, pausing be fore her. She blushed and bit her Hp. "Your fare, miss," he repeated. "Sure," said the girl, "air what if I be? Ye must not be repeatin' It like that before folks." That's Different. Smith: "He took several good-sized sticks and l'at his wife. Hrown I cannot believe he could be guilty of such cruelty. Smith Cruelty? There wasn't any cruelty about It. They were playing golf to gether. "What I want," said the young man, "is to get married and have a peace ful, quiet home." "Well," said Fanner Corntossel, "sometimes it work that way, and then again sometimes It's like Joinln' a debatiu' society." Washing ton Star. Y'oung Wife The landlord says he'll paper the bedroom, but will have to put It on over the old paper and not scrape the walls. Husband Well, that's all right. Young Wife Hut think, that room Is much too small already. Amer ican Spectator. "What a lovely collection of odd cupsl" exclaimed a guest, peering Into the china cabinet; "did It take you long to get so nianyV ""oh, no," said the hostess; "those are samples of tbe sets we have had In the last two years I" lK'troit Free I'ress. Tho Judge Hut, if you tooted your horn, how Is it that the plaintiff did not bear you In time to get out of the way? The lc fondant I nni convinced, your honor, that the accident was dud entirely to the Inferior velocity of sound. Hrooklyu Life. Mrs. Scruggs (viciously) It seems like a hundred years since we wero married. I can't even remember when we first met, Scruggs (wearily) I can. It was at a dinner party, and there were thlrtoeon at table. Translated for Tales from Fainllie Journal. Hliner Have you read any of those versllled advertisements I'm writing for 'Thlsslek's I'lnk l'anaceu?" Crlt tlck Yes, and they make me sick, ltl mer Good! That's the effect I wnnt them to have. It helps tho sale of tho "l'unacea." Philadelphia Ledger. "Mr. Hugglns," said tho attending physician, gruvely, "I urn afraid your wife's mind Is gone." "Well, I'm not surprised," replied Mr. H. "She's boon giving mo a piece of It every day for twenty-three years, and sho didn't have n whole lot to start on!" Washington Life. "I'd like to pay you something ex tra," said the customer, "but see that sign." He pointed to the printed no tice, "No tips must be accepted lu this barber shop." "Whist," said tho bar ber, "that's a tip from the boss, and It's agin the rule to accept It." Phila delphia Ledger. Moving. "IV said Tommy Twad dles, "this hero mythology book says that Orpheus was such a tine musician th't Jio made trees an stones move." "Your sister Teresa has Orpheus beat i city block," grumbled l'a Twaddles. "Her plano-playlug has made twenty families move out of this tint lu the lust two months." Kt- JT "kV-''jL.: ' .A.aia.aw' I, ! A ISJl r 1 1 lie Kind i fin Have Always Iioii";!it has borno tho signa ture of (Jims. II. ITctclicr, and lias bcrn mado under hN personal supervision for ofV IH years. Allow no otio to dcccivi? yon ',l this. Counterfeits. Imitations niul .Iiist-dH-jfooil ' nro lint 1!xperiinents, mid 'inlant;er tho Iieulth of Children lit poriencu iic;aiiist Kxpci inicn t. What is CASTOR I A C'asforiii Is it harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Iare feorle, lrops ami Sooflilnir .Syrups. It Ih I'leasant. It , contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other .Narootlo substance. Its nere is its ,'uuranteo. It destroys Worm nnd allays IVverisliiies. It cures Diarrlueii ami Wind Colic. It relieves Teethititr Troubles, cures Constipation nnd Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tlio Stomach and itowels, Kivintr healthy nnd natural sleep. Tlio Children's I'anacca Tho Mother's Friend. The Kind You Haye Always Bought Bears the In Use For Oyer 30 Years. tmi ciniua coaia-anr. tt Muaaav arairr. new roaa errr. wa 1 1 a i .UK 1 1 .tianti 1.1., man lii i ,n v u mm m Grandfather's Cure for Constipation REAT medicine, the Saw buck. Two hours a day sawing wood will keep anyone's Bowels regular. No need of pills. Cathartics, Castor Oil nor "Physic," If you'll only work tho Sawbuck regularly. Exercise Is Nature's Cure for Consti pation and, Ten-Mile walk will do, If you haven't got a wood pile. But, if you will take yjur Exercise In an Easy Chair, there's only one way to do that, and rr.ake a Success of it. Because, there's only one kind of Artificial Exercise for the Bowels and its name is""CASCARETS." Cascarets are the only means to exer cise the Bowel Muscles, without work. They don't Purge, Gripe, nor "upset your Stomach," because they don't act like Cathartics. They don't flush out your Bowels and Way of the World. Deacon Hardest- I'm sorry to hear that you are dissatisfied with your preaeh- crH He is a most excellent man. Hrother MeGinnis (of another congre gation) Oh, yes, and he'j a good preach er; but he iloesu't draw well. We have a chance now to get a man who has just been tried for heresy. You Can (let Allen's Foot-Ease FRE0. Write Allen S. Olmsted, I.e Roy.N. Y., for a free samile of Allen's Foot-Fuse. It cures sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes new 01 tipht shoes easy. A certain cure for corns, Ingrowing nails Rnd tmnions. AJ drug. gii.ts sell it. T.. l'on't accept any substitute. niiia mid I'ruiioaala, "Has Count Fucash inmlo a proposal for your daughter's hnnd?" j "Not exactly," answered Mr. Cuiurox. : "lie is wtiltlntr for pie to put lu bldd for a title." Washington Star. SEVEN YEARS AGO A Itochestrr Chemist Fountl a Singular ly Effective Medicine. William A. Franklin, of the Frank lin A Palmer Chemical Co., Rochester, N. Y., writes: "Seven years ago I was suffering very much through the lailure of the kid neys to eliminate the uric acid from mv svstem. Mv IXiVAl bac,k w.BY,efr? lame II r- if mh '- " and ached if I over exerted myself m the least degree. At times I was weighed down with a feel ing of languor and depression and suf fered continually from annoving irregu larities of the kidney secretions. I procured a box of Doan's Kidney rills and began using them. I found prompt relief from the aching and lameness in my back, and by the time I had taken three boxes I was cured of all Irregularities." Bold by all dealers; 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. nOWAHl) K. IH'KTO.N Assayer and Chemist, l.tuitlvill.', Ciil.iriulu Hh'.-Iih.. ir!(-t-a: lio!. I, Silver, I., a.l, 41 ; Hold, Kllvt'r, m; Hold, &0c; Zinc or r.imir, l. Cyunl.ttt i.-la. Mulling i-iivuIojih aii.l lull irti-e list st'iit ou uiillcuU.ui. Control uml I'm litre work miltciti'd. Kulervuco I Lurbuuultt Mit ilouul lluuk. i c'i" 'tiTT fal-ill '"'-.t ... " n Uli Signature of Intestines with a costly waste of Digestive) Juice, as Salts, Castor Oil, Calomel, Jalap, or Aperient Waters, always do. No, Cascaret3 strengthen and stimu late the Bowel Muscles instead. These are the Muscles that line tha Focd pacsag-js and that tighten up when Food touches them, thus driving that Food on to its finish. They are the Muscles that turn Food Into Strength through Nutrition. Well, a Cascaret act3 on your Bowel Muscle3 as if you had just Sawed a cord of wood, or walked ten miles. That's why Cascarets are safe to take eontinuously in health; and out of health. Because they move the Food Naturally, digesting It without waste of tomorrow's Gastric Juice. They thus work all the Nutrition out of It before it decays. The thin, flat, Ten Cent box Is made to fit your Vest Pocket, or "My Lady's" Purse. Carry It constantly with you and take a Cascaret whenever you suspect you need one. Thus you will ward off Appendicitis Constipation, Indigestion, and other things besides. Druggists 10 Cents a Box. Be very careful - to get the genuine, made only by the Sterling Remedy Com pany and never sold in bulk. Every tab let stamped "CCC." tV FREE TO OUR FRIENDS! We want to send to oar friends a beautiful French-designed. GOLD-PLATED BONBON BOX, hard-enameled in colors. It is a beauty for the dressing tabic Ten cents in sumps is asked as a measure of good fait h and to cover cost of Cascarets, With whichThis"daIiity trinket is loaded. 713 Send to-day, mentioning this paper. Address Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York. THESE IS N0S. SUCKER mt'&' forty years tvjo and after tuany years of use on the eastern coast. Tower's Waterproof Oiled Coats were introduced in the West and were called Slickers ty the pioneers and cowboys. This graphic name has come into such general use that it is frequently though wrongfully applied to many substitutes, you want the cjeruine. ' Lk for the 5ign of the Pish, and tbe iwne Tower on the buttons, AtVl ' HADE IN BL ACX ANV VfliOla' AND 4'j?i SOlDfcY REPRESENTATIVE TRADE 'ffm THC WORLD OVER. m VUy!) .J.T0WlRCO,M5T0M.MASS.U.iA. T0WCR CANAPIAN CO., liiwtM. TORONTO. CAN. mmsmmm i -arrrrririi'iain laWiiiiiMaaaaMssM CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses In Portland of Repre sentative Business firms. MAGIC I.ANTKKN8 Welster Co., Tordand. lxiwaal prices ou Lauterus and Hllitea. IIOHHES of all kinds for sale at very reasonable prices. Inqulra 274 trout BL CRKAM SEPARATORS-Wi nuaranlea lha U.8. rSeparulor lo be the best. Write lur free catalog, littiel wood Co., UllU and Oak. MEN'S CLOTH I NO nudum A Pendleton, sole aKeiiis Alfred llenjamln A Co. 'a corrwt clotliea. Kverythlng la luen'a I'uruliihlniiti. Murrlsuu and Sixth atreeta. Oppoalte poaiulllce. POULTRY FOOD-Ifyou want your hens to lay mure ek'L'S write uS fur free parLlrulurs Hh.iul PU RINA POULTRY ii-h-lia-Aciuo Mills Co, Portluud, Oregun. PIANOS A ORGANS Old. -at piano house on Pa ct do coast. Ordain and Plauoa uu eu-sy pnyuieula. V rite fur Hat. l.et ua .ju.ite ynn a price, Alleu A Ullberl-Ruuiaker Co., Portland, Ureijou. W AN l i: Ii Men and Women to learn Harbor trade In eUht weeka; Kiaduatea earn Irotu I5 In f2i weekly i expert Insiriu iuia; catalog fr.-e; Moler 8yat. in ul Colli'Kea, lib N. Kourlli at., Purllaud. TKI.I (IKAI'IIY TAI'CIIT f'KKK, Com plete i-ourae uud puall un aecured when graduated 1 Ida orter Kood only for aliorl time. Wr le lor .r tlculara. l'ACl Kit' TK.l.KU It A I'll I NSTITUTK liruud Tlieutra ilulUiuig, Porlluud, Oregon. P. N. U. No, 24-06 11 FN wrltlnsr to a.lvortlsers pluuso luuntluu tula pa par. i