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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 13, 1905)
RHEUMATISM CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY When the joints nre wore nn.1 ijw..lr, nml llic numt lcs tlirollmij with the paltl of Klirtiiu.it Urn, relief imint i Bt onrr, iuM it in natural to rub the nlTctte., miU with liniiuriitn. oili, rtr. Tills t.ct.tt.ioiit !-. y in n way, ,y trmiKiriiiily rclu-vmif the .im nn.l ic.lmirijr the infl.imn.Ht.oii, hut linn no rUVttoii tl.el..MciificiUi..f, Iktuuhc Kliemiiatijiiii in more tlmu skin rictp- it l.i in the t.lo.xl umt ennnot t.e uLIk-.I away. KlitHimati.im in l.roujrlit on by lnliRrt!on, weak kidneys, poor bowel n.-tiori, atotmi.lt troubles un.l a ren rtnl filiiKCtHli c..n.1.t ion cf the yulrm The icfu.se nml waste .witters, which . (.....1.1 I . 1 I .. IT ).. .. I.il almoin lie imi i im iu inroiij; II I JIP llal- umt avenues of bodily waste, nre left to Hour and, form uric acid and other irritating iifi. which are nl aoibcd by the blood, making it thin, weak and act id. Then instead of nourishing the different iirrvm, iihim clea, joint ami tissue it fill thrm Vvith ix.iton to jircluce the achrM, ain and other disaj;reeiil.le syinp oiua of the fliseune. Kheunintism is usually woihc in Winter for the reason that cold and !amtti sh utc exciting canst. Tlie n. i ves become excited und hting with jiain, the mui tleit are note and drawn, the joints Hwollrri and htiff and the ti finer live in intense agony ; und if the disease is not checked it often leaves Its victims helpless cripples for life. Khetimatism cannot be tubbed away hut it can be dtiven from the blood by S. S. S. Heing a perfect blood purifier this prent remedy noon pro duces n complete chance in the en- lire circulation ; the thin, acrid blood is through the body nourishes and Kootli.s PURELY VEGETABLE. I lor another attack. Do not waste time trying to rub Khetimatism away, but pet it out of the blood with S. S. S. no that the cold ami dampness of Wintet will not keep you in continual pain and agony. Special book on Rheuiua. lieiu and any medical advice will lc given free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA Tha Wa.lrfal f'aptala. Rhe wmn n fair puai.-iih'er lu arnrcli of li.fr.riiiiitlnii mill the enptulu wits, naturally, only too wIIIIiik to gratify tier, lie tirtil ex (iliilticd Unit tlie action of tin pr.n.eller fi.rce.l the alilp tlitinitli tlm witter und added, aa a further Item of Iiiforiuutloii : "V iiiiule twiiuty ktiota an Lour lnat nl it tit, inlita." "Hl.l you realty?" mild tlif aweet Ctrl "And whutever dtd you do with them all?" The euiitnlu went red and hla eym diluted. Threw them overlxntrtl." he aald, tSnfl . ... v k . -Tit Hit. '-i A No ntMor ninrouiinnui . : r h Iliir'Bliral .Ntra t Ut Ixiulfiif1 lrctla. . . . tel.. I'lillwlrll.lila, 1'a. ,iuin Kofer Pan ' an auction lu la la bellerej to be a i . i .i , ' y, ib- I i I " 'tnllnw'l rWxithtnr 8yrup th bail rxnmtly loiino lor tualr ckliJrru during the Mwthlug period. An latrleala rroblam. Mra. Kl.ro wu That conductor In sulted tne. Mr. Khrown Mow? Mr. Khrown Wanted me to pny far. for Tommy. Mr. Khrown Well, Tummy I i.lte chunk of a lad. II. look Mr. Kl.rown And you, too? Do you menu to lulnuat that I look old cnouuh to have a child old enough to have to pay car furu? Cleveland Lender. lllf .,J' '! . l'T.-M! 11, ANt'CdaUc Prepnralionror As similating tlicFoodandRcdula ting tlic Stomachs andlJowcls of 23 Tromotcs Digcatron.Chcerfur ncssandRcst.Contalns neltlicr Opium,Morpliine norfiiicrol. OTKAllCOTIC. AnyUia Stml llx.SmuH lllnaiyi'MW runm Aperfcd Remedy forConstlpA Vion, Sour Stouuuh, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Fcvcnsh ness ami Loss of Sleep. HMBWMt,aBNBaaalaw FACSimito Signature of NEW YORK. EXACT COPY QT WBARPCH. WMU at work for the T. O. A P. n. R, In tin awaiuriv rnulon, I oontraotnd thuinitin and was ompletal r liaip. f'ir about four month anil a pan I ovr I r.O.OO with don torn, butarot worn i y .lay, H'I finally quit tlm in arid be. nn H.H.N. I touk a fnw b'.tlU tni was cured Bound audi wall. Mr health I now ai.Unfll.1, and I walta. 17ft rounds. Thar la a lady llrlnir naar ma who la now t.klutr H. fl. H. for acuta JOieuinatlam. For two month aha could not turn haraelf In had, but el nee bln nlnir your riinilltliie about tliraa weak) ego baa Improved rapidly, and I now able to alt un. I tan i erointnaml H. H. B. to all aurTpr.ng from lUieumut lam. Ulah.N.U. H. O. LABH1TER. I wa severely troubled with Tlhauma tlam. 1 bad It In my knees, legs and ankles, and any ona who baa tftr bad JOiaumat.am know lio w a oruolat I nif tha palu la aiid how It Interferes with ona at work. 1 waa truly la bad ahapa bavin bean botharad with It for tan, yaara, off and on. A local phvalolan ad vised me to use H. H. 8. Itlldao. Aflar takluir two bottlaa I noticed tha aora liesa and pain wara irraatly radocad. I oi.ntli.uad tha medl'-lnn and waa thor oughly cured; all p In, aoranaaa and In. flauiinatloii Kn. I racomuiaud H. S, B. to all Hheuiuallo sufferers. J. 1,. AONKW, 803 15. Orsnnbrler Bt. AH. Vernon, O. made pure and rich, and as it Rocs the irritated nerves, eases the throb bing muscles, and dissolves and carries out of the system the irritating particles in the joints which are keeping up the pain and inflammation. S. K. Ft. cures Khetimatism permanently, and in addi tion tones up the digestion and ntimti lutes thediflerent members of the lxxly to their full duty ho there is no cause ( lavrlaad'a Oai-Ont Warrant. ICX'I'r.'Hlileiil (irover Cleveland holds the only wurrant fur one cent ever draw it by the Secretary of the Treas ury tijion th I'nlted Stttes Trcnaurer. It wn In iiayineut of the Imlau.-e of the Kulury due the Democratic chief tain at the clone of his term lu 1HU7, ninl It iMNtiauctf wan mado ne.'iKary by one of thown inlhtukcs that art rare on the j.art of the expert bookkeepers enm;ed In running the account of the government. Kvcry .liinrter the President of tha United State I entitled to three check one for J-t.ltHt.Otl and two for $l.bltlU7. The table of methods of paying government Haliirlc ahowa that If the S.'iO.uio a year for the Pre- ident I divided Into twelve e.jual In- j atallmeut. onu for each mouth, the amount will be (l.lt'.tl.l' 2 3, but the two third of a cent cannot be paid at tha end of a month, and ho the practice la to send the President a check for t.1i;il.tid one mouth and tho other two month of the quarter the amount U f 1.HWI.U7. In Home manner Prealdent Cleve land failed to get a check one mouth for the extra cent that wna due him, and when the hooks were balanced at the cloe of his term It waa detected. With all due solemnity tho odlcera of the treasury drew the famous warrant for one cent, and Mr. Cleveland re ceive.! It with the Hiime amount of se riousness. He him never can bed the warrant. Soma men take a trip abroad for pli'iiHiirtt and Hume take their wlvcl nlo tig. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years P 111 TMI . AW A CAST Mother (who I teaching her child the alphabet) N'. .v, dearie, what eoinea after n'l" Tho Child Whlzil Ex. "Whera did you put the butter," aald a lady to her colored (c'rl. "Ion i.ut It lu de fre.-7.era lor, minima," waa tha anawer. Ex. j NnKKtby What an excellent ear rliiK.i that youiiK man haul WiiKKfby Vep. llc'a a frK.tl.all coarli. Haltl luore American. j He They nay people who marry aooii f row to look ftllko. She -Then you in lint consider my rcfuioil na final. Chicago Newa. Hobby (at dinner table) Papa, can I have two piece of pie? Papa Hure; Just cut the piece you have In two. Plttuhuru I lnpath. I.nnha way Io yon love that iclrl an much a you think yon do? Clever ton Why, old man, I love her a I moat a much aa ulie think I do. Kx. She Ho you really Imagine that Hinokliik benefit you? Mo 1 know It doe. My mother In law leave tho room the minute I llidit my pipe. l"x. Jatne My lord, the carrliiKe wait without. My Iord Without what, Jatne? Jamea Without any '..hh.-n, my lord. It 1 the motor carriage. Kx. Ctit..mer Thone IroiiHer are too short for my boy; he'd ouUrow them In five week. Tailor No danger; they won't lat that loiig. Chicago Journal. "Why don't you get up and give that aeut to your father, Hobby? Don't It pain you to ee him reaching for a .trap?" "Not on a street car." Chi cago News. Ja whack My mother' cooking Mr. Ja whack Well, ahe deserve It Hut I didn't think you'd acknowledge It ao ahortly after her death. Cleve land Leader. She Are your poem Improving any? He 1 Judge ho. The editor uned to give me ten Kecond to get out of the ofllce. Now he give me fifteen. Chicago New. "How can a girl tell whether or not ahe la a man' attlnlty?" murmured Sunle. "Hy looking him up In Hrad atreet," replied Polly. Loulavlllo Courier-Journal. "How much of an estate did he leav?" "It appear that he died neither rich nor poor. They eHtlmate hla etato at about two millions." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mis Newly wed Well, Henry, how do you like my plea? Mr. Newlywed Dearest, they arc Just like the plea that my father used to say were not like bla mother used to make! Ex. Duruley What they call preferred stock Is the stock that pays dividends, Isn't It? Wiseman Not at all; but the stock that does pay dividend Is al ways preferred. Philadelphia Tress. New Dentist (In Frozen Dog) Will you take gas? Bronco Bill Will it hurt If I don't? Dentist It will. Bronco Hill Then, stranger, for your sake I think I'd better take It. Life. "Thank you," she said, as he finally gave her his seat In the car, "It's al nioHt Impossible to stand on your feet." "That was because I kept pulling 'em out of your way, ma'am," he replied. Ex. George Who was the first one that came from the ark when It landed? John Noah. George You are wrong. Don't the Good Book tells us that Noah came forth; so there must have been three ahead of him. New York Times. Lumber Yard Lem I hain't seen Weary Willie around lately. Seven League Saunders No; he's disguised himself as a college perfessor au' llvln as one o' dem. He's golu' to write a magazine article on dere lives an' hab its. Puck. "Why do you want a divorce?" the Judge asked. "Because I cau't look at my wife without being tempted to commit suicide or murder." "What brought about this state of mind?" "She put inoth balls in my cigar pock et." "Petition granted." Judge. "Wasn't trying to commit suicide? Wby, she Jumped off the end of the pier into thirty feet of water aud sauk. like a etone!" "I know, but she Just explained to the man who rescued her that she had learned to swim at a cor respondence school." Houston Tost. "Why did you leave your last place?" asked Mrs. Hiram Offeu. "Well," re plied the pretty servant maid, "the last couple I wat with didn't agree." "In deed? Why should their disagree ments affect you?" "It was about me. The gentleman liked me, but she didn't." Philadelphia Press, Mr. Stumuiertou 01 Vera I er that Is, M M Miss Sere, I er lul lul lul Miss Sere (coyly) Yes, Mr. Stammerton.say It, don't be afraid. Ut Stammeitou I'm afraid It's g g going to t t t take me bo lul long to say it that you'd bub better remark 'This la bo udden' now. Philadelphia Press. "What a man your father Is!" ex claimed Mrs. Fogle, looking up from the letter lu her bond. "He says ha has bought a French clock, aud shall bring It home with him. Whut will It bo good for except as au ornament? None of us can tell the time by It, un less you can, Edith. You know somo tblug about French, don't you?" Boa tou Trauscript For Coughs and Colds There is a remedy over sixty years old Aycr's Cherry Pectoral. Of course you have heard of it, probably have used it. Oncein thefamily.itstays; the one household remedy for coughs and hard colds on the chest. Askyour doctoraboutlt. I hv tiftd pntHimonfft thr tlm), nr. A ymr'n Mi fry Crtori hm brought tnm iftltlf IhrottKh 'fi tlrn. 1 hv lust rvoerr from inT lat ttrk, apcrl iKtyavfn. No woridrtr i prmto u." K. V. Hkkii, HItii I'olnl WU. A Mad br J O. A rr Co , Irowatl, Mm. Aim niriuiourra r MtmPABILDL en is. HAIR VIGOR. uers Ayer'a Pills increase the activity of the liver, and thus aid recovery Ilia f.rrat Slrrnsb. "That bam voice In a powerful one, Uri't It'" "Yea; I notice It hna a jr.-nt doal of hoarae iovtx.t." I!;i!timor American. You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Haac FREE. Write Allen H. filmntrfl, I lU.y.N. Y for a frea nam pin of Alltvi'a Fik.I I-ane. It cura twraUnr. liot wdllen, acblrig; trrt. It inakea r.r n.ht .htx-ii rv. A crtaln mr for Corn., tnf rowing lianp aim immuiiii. u u rup (UMMlllt. 'ilx.. Ion't accept any autalltut. Danger Ln Hair Dye. Knott Ycttfl You mean to any that the urn of hair dye Is daiiKcrotis? P.pii Thayer I do. Let me tell you something. A dear friend of mine, a happy bachelor, found bin hair wan turn it'K Bray at .'50. Well, he had it dyed a deep black. Four wecka later he waa married. TalM. Beware of Ointments lor Catarrh tbat Contain Mercury a mercury will a u rely destroy the acnae of mell and completely derange the whole aya tein win-a entering It ttiruugh the mucous urfacea. Kuch article. (i.oulti nerer be uned t Kept on prescrl plion. from reputable phy !( latin, as tha dainagi; they will do la ten fold to tne gud you can poKniofy derive .'rem it em. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured l y 1-. J. Cheney V t o., Toledo, U., contains no mercury, and li taken InterDa'.ly, acting directly uin the hlood aud mucius n'urfaces of the system. In buying Hall's . atarrh Cure b sure you get too g'uiiiue. It is taken Internally, and made In loledo.Ohio, by Y. i. Cheney t Co. letl nionlals Iree. Hold by lrugglsts, price 75c. per bottle. liall'sl-'amliy lllls are tha bent. A Judicial Verdict. Judpe You are accused of having beaten thin person cruelly. The Accused Well, I had to beat him to make him do his work. He Is au Idiot Judge (severely) You should re member that an Idiot Is a man like vou or me. Translated for Tales from Les Annalcs. For forty year'a riao'a Cure for Con sumption has' cured cougba and colds. At druggists. Price '23 cents. Fonnd at Lait. Trotter (who has been abroad) ' SIIss Gusherly used to be looking for her Ideal. Did she ever find him? Miss Homer Yes; but she lost him again. Trotter Indeed! How did that hap pen? Miss Homer She was married to him. as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play when in health and how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favor in many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use. Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, be cause they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform . all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained, by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem edy and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication. Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup of Figs always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not accept it. If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects. 9 O 7i-t i:iiiiii Vtiifiiiiii iui li ic paiciUb aiiu u ic 5t? CUftll WMIRt All It&l Mil. Brt (" f;nh nrrnp, 1 tnimm (if!. I tix In tlm Ht4 hf rtrriffirt-tft TUMii'iJiJw:r!:ri 'rm m mmm Rala In Seotland. Although eels abound In Scotch watra and ara rn.jclit In great quantities, t!iy are not roiini.lrr I tit food there. No matter how plentiful and how very fine and largo they may hfl In any dintrict of Hrotland, no native will eat one. The objection to th eel l aald to bt bane'i j nn lt arpf ntlike appearanr and th ! fid that It la not overfaatidioua as to what it fecrla on. A Great Monarch. Wealthier than any brother sover eign; master of legions, which number over a million; lord of more than one sixth of the in r face of the globe, with lubjecta of many colors and races, amounting to over one hundred and twenty million fouls, the czar of all the KuMiaa will not be invincible until be adopts Pillsbury's Vitofl as bis regular breakfast diet. A Dlaronraar! Chauffeur. "fo yon are the applicant for the position aa chauffeur?" asked tha gen tletnnn, looking up from his desk. "Yes, air," replied the manwho bad Just entered the room. "Are you a uuion man?" "Yrs. air." "Well, after you have worked on a machine for eight hours and the thing won't go, what lo you do?" "Oh, well, air, if you've got one of that kind of machines, I don't waDt the Job!" Yonkera Statesman. THERtlSNO.ffl, SUCKER UKE'p Forty yeara ojo and after many years r.f n nr tkiy cn'Apriy coast. 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