RHEUMATISM
CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY
When the joints nre wore nn.1 ijw..lr, nml llic numt lcs tlirollmij with the
paltl of Klirtiiu.it Urn, relief imint i Bt onrr, iuM it in natural to rub the
nlTctte., miU with liniiuriitn. oili, rtr. Tills t.ct.tt.ioiit !-. y in n way,
,y trmiKiriiiily rclu-vmif the .im nn.l ic.lmirijr the infl.imn.Ht.oii, hut linn no
rUVttoii tl.el..MciificiUi..f, Iktuuhc Kliemiiatijiiii in more tlmu skin rictp- it
l.i in the t.lo.xl umt ennnot t.e uLIk-.I away. KlitHimati.im in l.roujrlit on by
lnliRrt!on, weak kidneys, poor bowel n.-tiori, atotmi.lt troubles un.l a ren
rtnl filiiKCtHli c..n.1.t ion cf the yulrm The icfu.se nml waste .witters, which
. (.....1.1 I . 1 I .. IT ).. .. I.il
almoin lie imi i im iu inroiij; II I JIP llal-
umt avenues of bodily waste, nre
left to Hour and, form uric acid and
other irritating iifi. which are nl
aoibcd by the blood, making it thin,
weak and act id. Then instead of
nourishing the different iirrvm, iihim
clea, joint ami tissue it fill thrm
Vvith ix.iton to jircluce the achrM,
ain and other disaj;reeiil.le syinp
oiua of the fliseune. Kheunintism
is usually woihc in Winter for the
reason that cold and !amtti sh utc
exciting canst. Tlie n. i ves become
excited und hting with jiain, the mui
tleit are note and drawn, the joints
Hwollrri and htiff and the ti finer
live in intense agony ; und if the
disease is not checked it often leaves
Its victims helpless cripples for life.
Khetimatism cannot be tubbed away
hut it can be dtiven from the blood
by S. S. S. Heing a perfect blood
purifier this prent remedy noon pro
duces n complete chance in the en-
lire circulation ; the thin, acrid blood is
through the body nourishes and Kootli.s
PURELY VEGETABLE.
I
lor another attack. Do not waste time trying to rub Khetimatism away, but
pet it out of the blood with S. S. S. no that the cold ami dampness of Wintet
will not keep you in continual pain and agony. Special book on Rheuiua.
lieiu and any medical advice will lc given free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA
Tha Wa.lrfal f'aptala.
Rhe wmn n fair puai.-iih'er lu arnrcli
of li.fr.riiiiitlnii mill the enptulu wits,
naturally, only too wIIIIiik to gratify
tier, lie tirtil ex (iliilticd Unit tlie action
of tin pr.n.eller fi.rce.l the alilp
tlitinitli tlm witter und added, aa a
further Item of Iiiforiuutloii :
"V iiiiule twiiuty ktiota an Lour
lnat nl it tit, inlita."
"Hl.l you realty?" mild tlif aweet
Ctrl "And whutever dtd you do with
them all?"
The euiitnlu went red and hla eym
diluted.
Threw them overlxntrtl." he aald,
tSnfl .
... v k . -Tit Hit.
'-i
A No ntMor ninrouiinnui
. : r h Iliir'Bliral .Ntra
t Ut Ixiulfiif1 lrctla.
. . . tel.. I'lillwlrll.lila, 1'a.
,iuin Kofer Pan
' an auction lu
la la bellerej to
be a i . i .i , '
y, ib- I i I " 'tnllnw'l rWxithtnr
8yrup th bail rxnmtly loiino lor tualr ckliJrru
during the Mwthlug period.
An latrleala rroblam.
Mra. Kl.ro wu That conductor In
sulted tne.
Mr. Khrown Mow?
Mr. Khrown Wanted me to pny
far. for Tommy.
Mr. Khrown Well, Tummy I i.lte
chunk of a lad. II. look
Mr. Kl.rown And you, too? Do
you menu to lulnuat that I look old
cnouuh to have a child old enough to
have to pay car furu? Cleveland
Lender.
lllf .,J' '! . l'T.-M! 11,
ANt'CdaUc Prepnralionror As
similating tlicFoodandRcdula
ting tlic Stomachs andlJowcls of
23
Tromotcs Digcatron.Chcerfur
ncssandRcst.Contalns neltlicr
Opium,Morpliine norfiiicrol.
OTKAllCOTIC.
AnyUia Stml
llx.SmuH lllnaiyi'MW runm
Aperfcd Remedy forConstlpA
Vion, Sour Stouuuh, Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Fcvcnsh
ness ami Loss of Sleep.
HMBWMt,aBNBaaalaw
FACSimito Signature of
NEW YORK.
EXACT COPY QT WBARPCH.
WMU at work for the T. O. A P. n. R,
In tin awaiuriv rnulon, I oontraotnd
thuinitin and was ompletal r liaip.
f'ir about four month anil a pan I
ovr I r.O.OO with don torn, butarot worn
i y .lay, H'I finally quit tlm in arid be.
nn H.H.N. I touk a fnw b'.tlU tni
was cured Bound audi wall. Mr health
I now ai.Unfll.1, and I walta. 17ft
rounds. Thar la a lady llrlnir naar ma
who la now t.klutr H. fl. H. for acuta
JOieuinatlam. For two month aha could
not turn haraelf In had, but el nee bln
nlnir your riinilltliie about tliraa weak)
ego baa Improved rapidly, and I now
able to alt un. I tan i erointnaml H. H. B.
to all aurTpr.ng from lUieumut lam.
Ulah.N.U. H. O. LABH1TER.
I wa severely troubled with Tlhauma
tlam. 1 bad It In my knees, legs and
ankles, and any ona who baa tftr bad
JOiaumat.am know lio w a oruolat I nif
tha palu la aiid how It Interferes with
ona at work. 1 waa truly la bad ahapa
bavin bean botharad with It for tan,
yaara, off and on. A local phvalolan ad
vised me to use H. H. 8. Itlldao. Aflar
takluir two bottlaa I noticed tha aora
liesa and pain wara irraatly radocad. I
oi.ntli.uad tha medl'-lnn and waa thor
oughly cured; all p In, aoranaaa and In.
flauiinatloii Kn. I racomuiaud H. S, B.
to all Hheuiuallo sufferers.
J. 1,. AONKW,
803 15. Orsnnbrler Bt. AH. Vernon, O.
made pure and rich, and as it Rocs
the irritated nerves, eases the throb
bing muscles, and dissolves and carries
out of the system the irritating particles
in the joints which are keeping up the
pain and inflammation. S. K. Ft. cures
Khetimatism permanently, and in addi
tion tones up the digestion and ntimti
lutes thediflerent members of the lxxly
to their full duty ho there is no cause
( lavrlaad'a Oai-Ont Warrant.
ICX'I'r.'Hlileiil (irover Cleveland holds
the only wurrant fur one cent ever
draw it by the Secretary of the Treas
ury tijion th I'nlted Stttes Trcnaurer.
It wn In iiayineut of the Imlau.-e of
the Kulury due the Democratic chief
tain at the clone of his term lu 1HU7,
ninl It iMNtiauctf wan mado ne.'iKary
by one of thown inlhtukcs that art rare
on the j.art of the expert bookkeepers
enm;ed In running the account of
the government.
Kvcry .liinrter the President of tha
United State I entitled to three
check one for J-t.ltHt.Otl and two for
$l.bltlU7. The table of methods of
paying government Haliirlc ahowa
that If the S.'iO.uio a year for the Pre-
ident I divided Into twelve e.jual In- j
atallmeut. onu for each mouth, the
amount will be (l.lt'.tl.l' 2 3, but the
two third of a cent cannot be paid
at tha end of a month, and ho the
practice la to send the President a
check for t.1i;il.tid one mouth and tho
other two month of the quarter the
amount U f 1.HWI.U7.
In Home manner Prealdent Cleve
land failed to get a check one mouth
for the extra cent that wna due him,
and when the hooks were balanced at
the cloe of his term It waa detected.
With all due solemnity tho odlcera of
the treasury drew the famous warrant
for one cent, and Mr. Cleveland re
ceive.! It with the Hiime amount of se
riousness. He him never can bed the
warrant.
Soma men take a trip abroad for
pli'iiHiirtt and Hume take their wlvcl
nlo tig.
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the
Signature
of
In
Use
For Over
Thirty Years
P
111
TMI .
AW
A
CAST
Mother (who I teaching her child
the alphabet) N'. .v, dearie, what
eoinea after n'l" Tho Child Whlzil
Ex.
"Whera did you put the butter," aald
a lady to her colored (c'rl. "Ion i.ut
It lu de fre.-7.era lor, minima," waa tha
anawer. Ex. j
NnKKtby What an excellent ear
rliiK.i that youiiK man haul WiiKKfby
Vep. llc'a a frK.tl.all coarli. Haltl
luore American. j
He They nay people who marry
aooii f row to look ftllko. She -Then
you in lint consider my rcfuioil na final.
Chicago Newa.
Hobby (at dinner table) Papa, can
I have two piece of pie? Papa
Hure; Just cut the piece you have In
two. Plttuhuru I lnpath.
I.nnha way Io yon love that iclrl
an much a you think yon do? Clever
ton Why, old man, I love her a I moat
a much aa ulie think I do. Kx.
She Ho you really Imagine that
Hinokliik benefit you? Mo 1 know It
doe. My mother In law leave tho
room the minute I llidit my pipe. l"x.
Jatne My lord, the carrliiKe wait
without. My Iord Without what,
Jatne? Jamea Without any '..hh.-n,
my lord. It 1 the motor carriage.
Kx.
Ctit..mer Thone IroiiHer are too
short for my boy; he'd ouUrow them
In five week. Tailor No danger;
they won't lat that loiig. Chicago
Journal.
"Why don't you get up and give that
aeut to your father, Hobby? Don't It
pain you to ee him reaching for a
.trap?" "Not on a street car." Chi
cago News.
Ja whack My mother' cooking
Mr. Ja whack Well, ahe deserve It
Hut I didn't think you'd acknowledge
It ao ahortly after her death. Cleve
land Leader.
She Are your poem Improving
any? He 1 Judge ho. The editor uned
to give me ten Kecond to get out of
the ofllce. Now he give me fifteen.
Chicago New.
"How can a girl tell whether or not
ahe la a man' attlnlty?" murmured
Sunle. "Hy looking him up In Hrad
atreet," replied Polly. Loulavlllo
Courier-Journal.
"How much of an estate did he
leav?" "It appear that he died
neither rich nor poor. They eHtlmate
hla etato at about two millions."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mis Newly wed Well, Henry, how
do you like my plea? Mr. Newlywed
Dearest, they arc Just like the plea
that my father used to say were not
like bla mother used to make! Ex.
Duruley What they call preferred
stock Is the stock that pays dividends,
Isn't It? Wiseman Not at all; but the
stock that does pay dividend Is al
ways preferred. Philadelphia Tress.
New Dentist (In Frozen Dog) Will
you take gas? Bronco Bill Will it
hurt If I don't? Dentist It will.
Bronco Hill Then, stranger, for your
sake I think I'd better take It. Life.
"Thank you," she said, as he finally
gave her his seat In the car, "It's al
nioHt Impossible to stand on your feet."
"That was because I kept pulling 'em
out of your way, ma'am," he replied.
Ex.
George Who was the first one that
came from the ark when It landed?
John Noah. George You are wrong.
Don't the Good Book tells us that
Noah came forth; so there must have
been three ahead of him. New York
Times.
Lumber Yard Lem I hain't seen
Weary Willie around lately. Seven
League Saunders No; he's disguised
himself as a college perfessor au' llvln
as one o' dem. He's golu' to write a
magazine article on dere lives an' hab
its. Puck.
"Why do you want a divorce?" the
Judge asked. "Because I cau't look
at my wife without being tempted to
commit suicide or murder." "What
brought about this state of mind?"
"She put inoth balls in my cigar pock
et." "Petition granted." Judge.
"Wasn't trying to commit suicide?
Wby, she Jumped off the end of the
pier into thirty feet of water aud sauk.
like a etone!" "I know, but she Just
explained to the man who rescued her
that she had learned to swim at a cor
respondence school." Houston Tost.
"Why did you leave your last place?"
asked Mrs. Hiram Offeu. "Well," re
plied the pretty servant maid, "the last
couple I wat with didn't agree." "In
deed? Why should their disagree
ments affect you?" "It was about me.
The gentleman liked me, but she
didn't." Philadelphia Press,
Mr. Stumuiertou 01 Vera I er
that Is, M M Miss Sere, I er lul
lul lul Miss Sere (coyly) Yes,
Mr. Stammerton.say It, don't be afraid.
Ut Stammeitou I'm afraid It's g g
going to t t t take me bo lul
long to say it that you'd bub better
remark 'This la bo udden' now.
Philadelphia Press.
"What a man your father Is!" ex
claimed Mrs. Fogle, looking up from
the letter lu her bond. "He says ha
has bought a French clock, aud shall
bring It home with him. Whut will It
bo good for except as au ornament?
None of us can tell the time by It, un
less you can, Edith. You know somo
tblug about French, don't you?" Boa
tou Trauscript
For Coughs
and Colds
There is a remedy over sixty
years old Aycr's Cherry
Pectoral. Of course you have
heard of it, probably have used
it. Oncein thefamily.itstays;
the one household remedy for
coughs and hard colds on the
chest. Askyour doctoraboutlt.
I hv tiftd pntHimonfft thr tlm), nr.
A ymr'n Mi fry Crtori hm brought tnm iftltlf
IhrottKh 'fi tlrn. 1 hv lust rvoerr
from inT lat ttrk, apcrl iKtyavfn. No
woridrtr i prmto u." K. V. Hkkii, HItii
I'olnl WU.
A
Mad br J O. A rr Co , Irowatl, Mm.
Aim niriuiourra r
MtmPABILDL
en is.
HAIR VIGOR.
uers
Ayer'a Pills increase the activity of
the liver, and thus aid recovery
Ilia f.rrat Slrrnsb.
"That bam voice In a powerful one,
Uri't It'"
"Yea; I notice It hna a jr.-nt doal of
hoarae iovtx.t." I!;i!timor American.
You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Haac FREE.
Write Allen H. filmntrfl, I lU.y.N. Y for a
frea nam pin of Alltvi'a Fik.I I-ane. It cura
twraUnr. liot wdllen, acblrig; trrt. It inakea
r.r n.ht .htx-ii rv. A crtaln mr for
Corn., tnf rowing lianp aim immuiiii. u u rup
(UMMlllt. 'ilx.. Ion't accept any autalltut.
Danger Ln Hair Dye.
Knott Ycttfl You mean to any that
the urn of hair dye Is daiiKcrotis?
P.pii Thayer I do. Let me tell you
something. A dear friend of mine, a
happy bachelor, found bin hair wan turn
it'K Bray at .'50. Well, he had it dyed a
deep black. Four wecka later he waa
married. TalM.
Beware of Ointments lor Catarrh tbat
Contain Mercury
a mercury will a u rely destroy the acnae of
mell and completely derange the whole aya
tein win-a entering It ttiruugh the mucous
urfacea. Kuch article. (i.oulti nerer be uned
t Kept on prescrl plion. from reputable phy
!( latin, as tha dainagi; they will do la ten fold
to tne gud you can poKniofy derive .'rem it em.
Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured l y 1-. J.
Cheney V t o., Toledo, U., contains no mercury,
and li taken InterDa'.ly, acting directly uin
the hlood aud mucius n'urfaces of the system.
In buying Hall's . atarrh Cure b sure you get
too g'uiiiue. It is taken Internally, and made
In loledo.Ohio, by Y. i. Cheney t Co. letl
nionlals Iree.
Hold by lrugglsts, price 75c. per bottle.
liall'sl-'amliy lllls are tha bent.
A Judicial Verdict.
Judpe You are accused of having
beaten thin person cruelly.
The Accused Well, I had to beat
him to make him do his work. He Is
au Idiot
Judge (severely) You should re
member that an Idiot Is a man like
vou or me. Translated for Tales from
Les Annalcs.
For forty year'a riao'a Cure for Con
sumption has' cured cougba and colds. At
druggists. Price '23 cents.
Fonnd at Lait.
Trotter (who has been abroad) '
SIIss Gusherly used to be looking for
her Ideal. Did she ever find him?
Miss Homer Yes; but she lost him
again.
Trotter Indeed! How did that hap
pen? Miss Homer She was married to
him.
as with joyous hearts and smiling faces they romp and play when in health
and how conducive to health the games in which they indulge, the outdoor
life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and
the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health
should be preserved, not by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of
every medicine of an injurious or objectionable nature and if at any time a
remedial agent is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence
should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial
in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by
the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general favor in
many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and
excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use.
Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, be
cause they know it is wholesome, simple and gentle in its action. We inform .
all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained,
by an original method, from certain plants known to them to act most benefici
ally and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian
blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste; therefore it is not a secret rem
edy and hence we are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not
approve of patent medicines and never favor indiscriminate self-medication.
Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup
of Figs always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co.
plainly printed on the front of every package and that it is for sale in
bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty
cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not
accept it. If you fail to get the genuine you will not get its beneficial effects.
9
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7i-t i:iiiiii Vtiifiiiiii
iui li ic paiciUb aiiu u ic
5t?
CUftll WMIRt All It&l Mil.
Brt ("
f;nh nrrnp, 1 tnimm (if!.
I tix
In tlm
Ht4 hf rtrriffirt-tft
TUMii'iJiJw:r!:ri
'rm m mmm
Rala In Seotland.
Although eels abound In Scotch watra
and ara rn.jclit In great quantities, t!iy
are not roiini.lrr I tit food there. No
matter how plentiful and how very fine
and largo they may hfl In any dintrict
of Hrotland, no native will eat one. The
objection to th eel l aald to bt bane'i j
nn lt arpf ntlike appearanr and th !
fid that It la not overfaatidioua as to
what it fecrla on.
A Great Monarch.
Wealthier than any brother sover
eign; master of legions, which number
over a million; lord of more than one
sixth of the in r face of the globe, with
lubjecta of many colors and races,
amounting to over one hundred and
twenty million fouls, the czar of all the
KuMiaa will not be invincible until be
adopts Pillsbury's Vitofl as bis regular
breakfast diet.
A Dlaronraar! Chauffeur.
"fo yon are the applicant for the
position aa chauffeur?" asked tha gen
tletnnn, looking up from his desk.
"Yes, air," replied the manwho bad
Just entered the room.
"Are you a uuion man?"
"Yrs. air."
"Well, after you have worked on a
machine for eight hours and the thing
won't go, what lo you do?"
"Oh, well, air, if you've got one of
that kind of machines, I don't waDt the
Job!" Yonkera Statesman.
THERtlSNO.ffl,
SUCKER UKE'p
Forty yeara ojo and after many years
r.f n nr tkiy cn'Apriy coast. Towr'a
wl Wa I I . i " -
WdLerproof Oiled Oats were introduced
in the West and were caiiea onaera d
iho nionOT-A wvl cowhovs. This oraDhic
name has come into such general use' that
it li irecjiemr mouon wronoTun oppiieg
V HADr mn.kcx At yjhow ua
SOLD EY PtPRcStNTATIVt TKADE
THt WORLD OVtR. in
'1 A.. luwca cupyjion. riAjj-u. j.is.
TOWK CANADIAN CO.Lw T00NTOCAN
One Dollar
for a Postal Card
This company will give one dollar for
the first reliable information of an
opportunity to sell a steam engine or
boiler of our standard types within
our range of sizes. This does not
include vertical, traction or gas en
gines. If you know of anybody in
tending to buy an engine or boiler
tell us. A Postal will do.
I AT LASS
ENGINES AND BOILERS
have foryesra beeo (he staod.nl for all steam
plants. Beat of material and workmanship.
Our bg output enables us to sell on amall prof
it. An Atlas, th. beat la the world, coat ao
more than the other kind.
Writ today tor our tpicial etttr.
ATLAS ENGINE WORKS
SiUiaa aftacia la all citiM
INDIANAPOLIS
rsrtlMtnctM Hl(h SpMd EnirlliM WstotTiib.Boll.rt
four V.I.. l.nrtD.. ComtKiuad Enfina. Tubulmr Foil.re
AukxuMic Laiom Tbroulin Lnfi&rt Portabl. botian
lllu bKlDM la nrrtn 1.000,000 B. P.
AUm Boiiw. la Mrrica 4,0uu,0ua a P.
i
w, v ii.ivrr .1 iniiiir: nil ii.iihi.
tuuuit.ii, wuviw-vvi a taAativc
Tark and Washington, Portland, Oregoa
"The School of Quality"
A. P. Armstrong, IJ,. B., Principal
Thouiandt of graduates In positiona;
hundrtdt jdaced each year; more calls
for help than we can meet it fiaytlo at
tend our school; largest, most modern,
bent equipped. Departments: business,
Shorthand, Typewriting, Penmanship,
English. Open all the year. Catalogue,
pen work free. Call, telcpb6ne or write.
A New Organ
Orfivvrrd la any Rail
road Station or Beat
Landing in Oregon
Here Is a picture of one of the moat perfectly
t . . ; ..... in. ih.
. l acltic Queen, made eiieciliv (or Ellers 1'lano
' lloue. Choice of fancy walnut or selec ed
oak ta-ea. line, very lartre beveled plate mir
ror, perfectly finished; an ornament to any
; mansion.
i umeruui nrw aiiii ibiuhhid , m p,o.
are embodied In this organ, making It at once
one of the best and mot durable organs man
ufactured in the United Kta es.
huilt with special regard to Pacific Coaat
Climate. --
Besides the regular reed tone, this Instru
ment also ha feveral octaves of the regular
pipe enacts, to be lound in no other make.
Special Introductory offer.
To introduce this Organ we are making moat
exceptional concessions In our prlce ana
terms and will delirer a perfect and fuliy guar
anteed Ors-an freight paid, to any railn al sta
tion or boat landing- in the state of Oregon for
16, on payment of $ dnwn and M a month.
'I he fancier stvlef $.-2. -V. etc., on same terms.
Write us today, ss this offer Is limited only to
the first 100 instruments.
PORTLAND. OREGON
Largest, Leading and Most Responsible West
era Dealers.
Washington street, corner Park, Portland,
Oregon.
Bprague ave. and Post St., Spokane, Wash,
514 Market street, San Francisco, CaL
P. ft U No. 50-1 905
WBX writing; to adTertlsers plesae.
mention ttala paper.
ii in riiii.inv uviitnvwi
icmcuy u iv.v.um.ui
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road Station or Boat Tt-iri
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