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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (June 7, 1905)
Please Your Hair Don't have a falling out with your hair. It might leave you! Then what? Better please it by giving it a good hair-food Ayer't Hair Vigor. The hair stops coming out, becomes soft and smooth, and ail the deep, rich color of youth comes back to gray hair. I ueeil ?r' iUIr Vigor. It rinilelely cured Hie riaurirtlff atlil elao stunned in. Italr linn falllug out. It serves nm verr nlrslr slm in arranging Bi la l r In nl ttvle wish." MIM MA'Hlll l imn, I Mt lila. W. Vs. A Made byJ.O. irr()o Lowell, MlH. Alio oiauuraoturer of 7 MBHAPABILU. I'll I S. CMI.KKY PECTORAL. vers s WHIRE RELIQION COMES H 10H. ICni(llii linwyrri' Itohra. KugllHli luir xilll ding devoted ly tn lt robes, A solicitor who for some reason won not prepared wit ti professional costume asked permis sion of a IahkIoii Judge the other day to appear without It. hut Die Judge de clared Mint tin could give no such nn no tion. However, to avoid delay, he re sorted to a fine legal distinction: "I do not give you permission, but If tin1 other professional gentlemen present raise no objection I will consent to lieur you." He Hun beard, and It may be triiMted Ihut no sacred precedent vai diuiiUKed. CASTOR I A Tor Infants and Children. Tha Kind You Hare Always Bought Boars the Signature of 7 ling Appetite of the Hplrier. '1'lie spider linn a tremendous appe tlte and hi gormandizing dell en all hu iniin competition. A scientist who care fully noted n spider's consumption of food lu 24 houra concluded that If the spider were liullt proportionately to the human Mcnle he would eat at daybreak (approximately) a small alligator by 7 a. in., a lainli by 0 a. in., a young ramelopard, by 1 o'clock a sheep and would finish up with a lurk pi In w hich there were 120 lilt ia. Home Chun h J'ew In New York Coat (Jood Ileal Mora than Dialling. Many rendera have probably beard of Now York's f union (Irate church t Uroadway and Tenth street, whero there U a eholr of "babies," ranging In age from 4 years up, which church la an Id to be erected on hind more val uable even than that whereon Kt. 1'aul'a nt I-ondoti atauda. Her It la the custom to offer by auction nil pews, which tho preaent owner desire to re linquish, aaya the Kt. I.011I Post-DI-patch, and which possibly may have been In their family ever alnce tho church wna built. A few month ago pew No. 40, In ths south transept of Urnce church, wna put up at auction In the New York real estate aalea room for the t run tee of the estate of the Inte Henry Kay, The bidding wna started at $" nnd rose rapidly to $I,(SS, when there waa n aue. 'J' lien aome one offered another hundred nnd the bidding ad vanced to $l..iK, and JiihI about to be knocked down for IIiIh hiiiii when lliimlltoii 11. King sprung anolhcr ."iO and ai'ciired the pew. On being smIici! If be wn spending all IIiIm money fur hW own religion fuiii fipit m .Mr. King stilted that he had purchaNcd the pew for another person. but whom be refused to tute. The pew U a "family" one and hold hIx, 1m up bolstered In dark red and, according to the auctioneer, comfortable enough to foster the highest forma of religious charity. The pew lu (irace church. with few exceptions, are owned by those who occupy them, and when one doea find its way Into the market It Is eagerly purchnsed by rich parish loner. One of the most fashionable churches In New York la St. Bartholo mew's, In Madlaou avenue. This it known aa "The Vnndorbllt' church. for here the millionaires of thnt name worship. Pews in Kt. Bartholomew's can often be rented, but now seldom purchased, most of the pews ticlng owned by residents of "Millionaire row," In Fifth avenue. Occasionally, however, a pew lu this church lias come under the hammer, wben It has brought a considerable sum of money, as much as $.',(ioo having been paid for tlx "sittings" near the pulpit. In the Catholic cathedral, close by, pewa are ulso sold at auction, at times, and, owing to the magnificent choir which this church supports, bring small fortunes. I -Humorous Mothers will nnd Mrs. Wltulow's Boothlng Frrup Ilia bel remedy to use lor their children during the teething period. FITS r tit h ..frilly Curt,. No flu or nrrrmiiinrM nftf r nrt tUv'a un tf lir kn lie. irrr. nrntx r,,r KreeeVJ Irlltuleam1tn'alliie. 1'r. li. II. Kiln., Ml Arch ht, 1'lilladilpbla. fa. To 1'roiinoaticate Kiorm. By meuiis of a delicate lust.ument called the ccraunogmph, Itev. Freder ick I.. Odcrshiich. professor of dicmis try In St. Ignatius' College, In Cleve land. Ohio. Is able to foretell many hours the numerous summer storms which come up, often on bright, warm clear days, with startling rapidity, and with dire results to the small craft along the sea coast and on inland waters. The action of the ccraunograph I For fori rear", in..,-. Pur. for CVin. I """I"" uihi.thio.hi l.y any Sumption lia cured coughs and cold. Att"ne Hciualnted with an ordinary tele The swiftest dog In the world. tli borzoi, or !tuiaii wolfliouinl. baa made record run that show sereuty-flro feet In a "eriitiil, while tint gnxelle lias showu IMfiimireil speed of Uiura than eighty feet a second. tlruggliils. Price 'Ji cent,. II AVaa Broke. "Tims is muiiey," yuoted the moral izer. "Yes." rejoined the demoralizer, "nnd I haven't a moment t but I can call my own." A Heavy Fine. ln lor the Klkiiis law, any railroad company which pays rebutes in any form, or any shipper who accepts t hem, is liable to it fine of from $1,0011 to $20,000, upon conviction. It alio pro hibits the carrying of freight at lens than tho published tariffs. The Inter state Commerce commission ia empow ered to detect ittl prosecute violators of this statute. President Knapp of the commission states that since this law was passed, rebate paying has la-en 8 rare as forgery. Manufacture of Oltcaretlea. Official statistics tell us that .1,3(10, 4S7.2I5 cigarettes were manufactured lu this country during the past fiscal year. If the population of the United Slates Is KO,(mhi,(SK), If half thnt num ber (o,(Kio.(KXi) are males, If three quarters of them (.'!(),( nhi.i KM!) are of xmokliig age, and If one third of the :to.i(K ),i(K i smoke cigarettes, wn have a,:iii0. IMT.'-M.'i cigarettes to divide In a year among 1),(mio,km persons, or only about .'l.'lii apiece, which is less than o'ne every day. graph, system with relay. The Initial action precedes the advent of tho storm from one to thirty-six houra, As the electric disturbance advances tne coherer Is very busy, soon produc lug a continuous band record, while the decoherer keeps up n constuu clatter, which finally becomes deafen lug Tskn It i:v. 'Bout the time j get to thinkin' thnt you're k it I in on a bit. -a it you jingle oi jour money as you xlrull a ii 1 strut about. Better keep your peepers open, for your Hie a id t over yet. An' there's always lotH of danger when the chest is swellin' out. 'Bout the time you git to looklu' at your neighbors with su priNc, An' a-feelin' sorry fer 'em cui you've left em in the press. i lien s ine nine late x loogin fer you with a cluli of mighty size. An' you'll feel the rungs a-breakiu' in the ladder of success. Hetroit Tribune. Consoling. Stella You seem sad this afternoon, ilear. hat s the trinihleV Mildred 1 can't help thinking about I "in tireeii, poor fellow! I er reject ed linn lasf nilil. Stella Oh, don't let n little thing like that worry you. Why, I've rejected liiiu three times iu the past nix weeks. "Money makes the mnrn go." "It can't always make Die automobile, run, though." Town and Country. "We don't hear you sing nowadays, Mis Illlh. "My physician has strictly forbidden me to practice." "Iioea ho live In your neighborhood V" Mra. Ilenpeck And oil call your self a man? Mr. Ilenpeck Certainly, my dear, that Ir er If you will per mit me to. Fllcgciide. BlatfT. Jenkins You don't see in io bother much about the future. I.lghtlcy- No, that never worries me until It be come the present. Kxchaugc. Mr. Wise How do you like tha new nurse girl? Mr. Wise (treat. Mrs. Wise I thought so. That's why I fired her this morning. Boa to j (Jlobe. Iieacon Jones In the belter land everything will be made known. Mrs. I 'rye Wont thnt be line! I've always wondered bow old Sarah Wilson wad. Boston Transcript. "Ah," said the little girl who was being filled with culture, "see the car penter brawny building the house beautiful with his hands skillful. ' Chicago Uecord Herald. "You are a full of airs an a hand organ, " aald a young man to a girl who refused to let him aee her home. "That way lie," waa the reply, "but I dont go with a rrank." "Here, take thla rifle!" cried the ex cited showman; "the leopard has es caped. If you find him shoot him on the siot." "Which a sjiot, air?" gasped the green employe. Kxihange. The Niece Weren't you allocked, uncle, when you heard that Harry had j died and left me a widow? Th-j L'iiclo-Vell, no. That's about all I ever expected he would leave you. Judge You say you were alone when you committed the robbery? NItro BUI Ye, yer honor. I alius doe me little J Im ulone. When ye've got a pal It's ten ter one he turns out dis honest. Judge. Little Willie I any, pa. what Is an empty title? I'a An empty title, my son. la your mother's way of referring to me as the head of the bouse when there are visitors present. Glasgow Kvenlng Times. "I'm sure I saw a cat over In that corner," said Tommy, sitting up In bed. No, dear; go to sleep," aaid his moth er; It was Just Imagination. "Has maglnation got shiny eyes?" Phila delphia ledger. Mother Kthel, you naughty child, v.'hat bare you been doing to make Charley cry bo? Kthel I've only been sharing my cod liver oil with him, dear mamma. You said it waa so nice. Hariier'a Basiar. "For goodness' sake! What'a thnt noise?" "The girl next door la having her voice cultivated." "Hub! Appar ently the process of cultivation has reached the harrowing season. - Philadelphia ..Press. "I have Just ben onlclntliig at a wooden wedding on the West Side, said the parson. "Officiating?" quer ied the puzzled friend. "Yea," ex plained the good man. I married a couple of Poles." Chicago News. Fweddle Thnt creature actually told me to mind my own business, y'know! Cholly The Impertinent wretch! Fweddle Positively Insult lng. As If to Insinuate, don't y'know that I waa iu business. Cleveland Lender. Blceker My congratulations on your marriage witn me cnarming widow, old man. I knew you called on her occasionally, but I had no idea you Intended to marry. Meeker Neither did I until she had it all arranged. Uncle George I have read your nr- tlcle over, and I must say it shows a great deal of originality. Arthur Thanks, I'm sure! I flattered myself there were aome ideas In it. Uncle George Oh, I waa not speaking of the composition, but of the spelling! Nephew Uncle, I'm lu love with the dearest girl in all the world. She has golden hair, blue eyes, the whitest of teeth and a figure Uncle (Inter rupting) My dear boy, I really can consent to your marrying her unless hhe has five figures, nt the least. Brooklyn Life. First Passenger Would you be J THE HOLD-UP MAN YANKEE DOODLE HES3IAN TUNE, j MISS MARIA PITHARME. in This Young flirl'e Kxperience. Meets tlit Orent Philanthropist at RU ("'I March Hiin of Germnna Plmllar Every Woman in America I Interested feter'a Oate. I In Form anil Hliflhm, "Well," asked Ht. Peter, "who aro Consul Kchumann, stationed ol you?" I Main.. (Jermnny, contribute r.n Inter- "Don't you know me?" returned the ' sting Item to tne stock of knowledge applicant for admission. "Surely my after which the great American heart rinine must be n household word up yearns with a consuming yearn, says here. I am Hardy Skinner, the groat the Cincinnati Commercial Tribune philanthropist." "And what did you philanthrope?" asked the saintly goto keeper. "Me? Gracious, I thought you peo-; pie kept a set of books and had every-' body's record. Well, I'll tell you. I gave away more than $11,000,000 yea, air, Just gave It to the people by fur nishing them with art galleries, libraries, hospitals, colleges and that sort of thing." "Well, well," aald 8t. Peter, "that waa a lot of money to give away. How much were you worui when you died?" "Ob, I couldn't tell you exactly, but I'd estimate It conservatively at about f.",(KI.(MKI,(KKl." "Whew! And bow did you get It?" The knowledge concerns the origin of "Yankee Iioodle" so far n the In spiriting music is concerned and (Vn stil Hchunintin sends to the Depart ment of Commerce and Labor the fol lowing translation of an artiole from the Frankfurter Zeltung: It is well known that the tune of "Yankee Doodle" waa derived from a military march played by the Hessian troopa In the War of the Revolution In America. In studying the dance of the Hchwalm, Johann Lewalter waa strnck by the similarity in form and rhythm of "Yankee Iioodle" to the music of thee dance. Last year, at the klrrnes of the village of Wasen berg, when "Yankee Doodle" was played, the young men and girls llow dhl I get It.' rcp'lc.l the spirit swung Into a true Kchwalmer ilanco, of Hardy Skinner, rubbing Its trans- 8H though the muslf had been corn parent hands together iii the old sat-,H,H for )t. jt therefore Is fled way thnt hud been iiaitiral to ',.,,, probable thnt the Hessian re- lilin In the flesh, "why, 1 got It through emits from the Schwalm, who served my great ability ns it captain of In- ln pay of r;rMt Britain during the dustry. I got rebates from railroads, Kevolutlonary War, and whose mill- violated the laws In perfectly respect- ,ary band Instrument consisted of able and Ingenious ways, forced my bugles, fifes and drums only, carried competitors out of business by reduc--over wltn lbern tbe tune known to lng my product away below cost the.m from cbndhood and dayed it as : 4 X-.:. ".:. xV. pi mm where" there was opposition and charg' lng ten times more than was fair where there waa nobody to buck against me. But you know that sort of thing I perfectly legitimate ln business. Yes, you mustn't overlook that fact My method, you see, waa a necessary outgrowth of commercial expansion. It waa a natural develop ment due to modern conditions." "I see. You forced other people to give up whatever you saw fit to take from them nnd denied them the right to engage ln the kind of business you were conducting." "Thafa putting It rather rough, It seems to me. Still, we'll admit, for the sake of the argument, that It was ns you sny. Think of the money 1 gave linck! Aim, there's where I fixed myself up for fhe glory in heaven, eh? Think of a man giving $11,000,. 000 to " "Excuse me a moment," snld St Teter, "till I find out what that spirit wants. Come, what Is It?" "Please let me ln, said a repulsive looking shape as It approached the gate. "Who were you and what did you do to deserve admittance?" "I was a hold-up mnn but wait till I tell you about It. 1 never robbed a fellow of all he had without giving him back a dime or quarter to get home with or to secure lodging for the night." "What," asked St. Teter, turning to the spirit of Hardy Skinner, "would tou do If vou were ln my place? Do you think I ought to let him In?" "Let him In? Certainly not! The wretch deserves no pity. What did the return of a quarter amount to when he had taken awny $40 or $50 from somebody who may have had to work hard to earn It? He ought to roast for 27,000 years." "Good." replied St. Peter, "you are a wise Judpe, and you have saved me the necessity of considering your own case any further." "Whn-a-at!" screamed the spirit of Hardv Skinner. "Y'ou don't mean to " But there was a flash and then whirring noise as of something heavy dropping through space, after which St. Peter turned to hear the pleas of other applicants. a march. Q. E. D.: The logic of the argument of the Frankfurter Zeltung la abso lutely Impregnable. All other theories of the origin of "Y'ankee Doodle" muat give way to the Hessian origin of the tune to which, lncontestably, the Hessians danced at Trenton, and the fact Is not mitigated by the other fact that the dancing was ln an effort to get out of the way of a gentleman named G. Washington, who had crossed the Delaware for the express purpose of treating the Hessians to a waltz. Learned men there hare been who have assigned the origin of the music of "Yankee Iioodle" to the mountain eer! of the Pyrenees; the Seminole In dian ln Florida have been credited with originating it, while others have assigned Its origin to tiie fens of Lin colnshire In merry England. But It's all over now! It was brought to the United Statea by the Hessians as a dancing tune, and history records the fact that the Hessians danced to it at Trenton ln one time and two or three of the quickest motions possible. Ergo as they would say at Chicago university It is a Hessian tune. flfl A I A DI A A Poison Bt catted A V fnto the System good enough to lend me your specta cles a moment? Second Passenger Certainly, sir, with pleasure. First Passenger Oh, thanks. Now as you can no longer read your newspaper, will you please have the kindness to pass it over to me? Boy's Essay on Breath: "Breath Is made of air. We breathe always with our lungs, except at night, when our breath keeps life going through our noses while we are asleep. Boys that stay in a room all day shouldn't breathe. They should wait till they get out doors." Two old men were always contra dieting and deriding one another. They were friends and liked to be to The air arisinjr from low. marshy places, damn cellars, stagnant nonda and pools and from decaying: vegetable matter, as well as the gases from eewers, is loaded with germs of malarial poison. The water we drink, that cas not oeen properly tiiterea and punned, is also lull of these germs and microbes, and as we daily breathe and drink millions of KALABIA IN HIS SYSTEM FOE TEAES. these into the system, to be For several years I suffered with Chills and absorbed by the blood, the Fever, caused by Malaria in tny system, and each entire body begins to feel the summer for several years I would have a relapse, effects of the poison. The Finally tny physician prescribed S. S. S. It en most common form of Ma- tlrel7 cured n,e; 1 have never heea troubled since, laria is ThUa and fever." W Market St" Loui8ville- K L SuAP0 but when the blood is thoroughly saturated with the poison it becomes so Kther, but all their talk were made weaic ana polluted that abscesses, carbuncles, boils, sores, ulcers and other UP 01 sneer mm aeons, uue wiuuy ekin diseases result. Malaria also affects the liver, kidnevs. bowels and day lust week they fell Into an argu stomach, producing a chronic state of biliousness thnt often results In jaun- t on the question of high winds, dice or some malignant fever. In cases of Malaria the blood must be purl They disputed bitterly as to which of fled before the body can regain its natural health. S. S. S. contains purify them could remember the most windy ing and tonic properties possessed by no other blood medicine, and is tho dy The younger of the two said: ideal remedy for the treatment of Malaria. It des- "W ell, Josu, i mina tne mornin' o' troys the germs of the disease and builds up the Aprlle four ln eighty-three when twua weakened, polluted circulation. It enters into the so all-fired windy that It took the blood and forces out every particle of poison and crows two hours to fly from the ten waste matter and adds strength and activity to it, acre lot to their roost ln the back 8. S. S. Improves the appetite and digestion, tones up the entire system by canon, a fly o' less'u a mile." "Shucks, its alterative and purifying action, and Malaria, with all its bad effects, ia William," said the older farmer, "I iiermauently driven from the system. Cook on the blood and any medical mind days so windy thut tho crows Udvtce, without charge. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. CAm I uad to walk home." A Little HonBe for Old Aire. The Danish farmhouse Is commonly built in two portions, one large and one small, to form separate dwellings This Is done to enable the owner to carry out tne auty custom imposes upou him. When the farmer grows too old or Infirm to follow the plow, or perform a share of the work, he hands over the farm to one of his sons, under an arrangement which provides for the maintenance of himself and his wife during their remaining years, nnd the old couple take up their quarters in the smaller dwelling. The curious feature of this arrangement is that if the son sell the farm, the purchaser must take over the duty of supporting the old people, who remain on. This custom has arisen out of tho Isolated charae ter of the farms ln Jutland; It lias sometimes led to the commission of horrible crimes, the old people having been poisoned by a new owner to save the cost of their maintenance. A Hard l ife. It must be very hard Indeed To be a financier; The talents you are sure to need Aro manifold and queer. You've got to have a winning way, And prove with gentle art That when their cash to you men pay It's kindness ou your part. You've got to know just when to go Across the briny deep, And when it's time you have to show Strange secrets you must keep. And though 'tis hard, you must allow, New wealth to gain each day, TIs harder, many people vow, To give the stuff away. Washington Star. Trade with France B'g. There Is probably no American In dustry better exploited abroad than that of agricultural Implements' and machinery. As a consequence there Is an Important foreign trade ln these products. Of the $18,000,000 worth of farming Implements exported from the United States ln 1002 $9,125,000 was sent to Europe. Of this $2,000,000 was re ceived ln France. German and Eng lish machines are used, as are also those of French manufacture, but the American machines bold the field ln France because they are greatly ap preciated by the French farmer on ac count of their efficiency, their lightness and their reasonable most. In a coun try which In VMH had 35.500,000 acres of wheat and other cereals and 28,500,- 000 acres of grass and other forage un der cultivation, whose grain crop was valued at $575,000,000 and the other crops at $581,000,000, there must be a favorable field for the sale of agricul tural machinery. Our consul at Havre, France, Mr. Thackera, who furnishes this Informa tion, advises the manufacturer who de sires to open up a trade In France ln these products to go himself or to send a capable representative. One speaking French would be better, he says, but It is not essential. He should first visit Paris and study carefully the situa tion in that city, and then go to the principal cities of the departments ln which the agricultural centers are loca ed. Leslie's Weekly. life JiS y-VkiA iiOCIiAh'J'lt, XI JLEh7rbethJt . CW' ' cot peal. Can. PtLVIC CATARRH WAS DE STROYING HER LIFE PE-RU-NA SAVED HER. Miss Maria Ducharme, 182 St. Eliza beth street, Montreal, Can., writes: "I am satisfied that thousands of women suffer because they do not real ize how bad they really need treatment and feel a natural delicacy in consult ing a physician. "I felt badly for years, had terrible pains, and at times waa unable to at tend to my daily duties. I tried to cure myself, but finally my attention was called to an advertisement of Peru na in a similar case to mine, and I de cided to give it a trial. "My improvement began as soon as I started to use Peruna and soon I was a we 'I woman. I feel that I owe my Gfe and my health to your wonderful medicine ami gratefully acknowledge thb fact." Maria Ducharme. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio, for free medical advice. All correspondence strictly confidential. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS Faniaat, llglitrat and aironKCot Hlnnip Pullar oo the market, liy Htirw power on tha awaap with two borses. Write tor descriptive ca:aiu( and prices. - REIERSON MACHINERY CO. Foot of Morrison Street lortland. Ore jo 1905 LEWIS & CLARK EXPOSITION For First Class Hotel an t Room Accom modation IN PORTLAND during the EXPOSITION apply at once ana ena your reservation tee of f-!.(X to apply on rent of your room. Kmmis ln all parts of trie citv. Soo to $.' 0 ' per day. RESERVE VODR ROOMS WITHOUT DE LAY AND GET YOUR CHOICE. Write lor full iiiiorniution to department I, EXPOSITION ACCOMMODATION BUREAU The Ooh- Official Banaa of tlx Lewis It Clark Fair Goodnough Buitdinc, Portland, Oregon HOTEL PORTLAND RATES On account of the impression that has be-n prevalent in differ nt cities regarding the exorbitant rates that are to t charged by the hotels in PORT LAND during the LEWIS AND CLARK EXPOSITION, in justice to Hie HOTEL PORTLAND and its many patroua. 1 ceem it advisable to publish tie rates that will tindeviatinglv prevail at the HOTEL PORTLAND during the said EX POSITION. Kooius will be charged for at the rate of 0i, j..i0 and J.uo for one person. , tha hivh Kt-pritel room lu the hotel being f:M, which includes a bath room. 1 rices in Cafe are the saire ns In anv less preten'ious establishment anil se vices second to none in the countrv. t rices to our Commercial ouests will remain unchanged. H. C BOVVERS, Portland, Oregon. Manager. HI Ambition. "I do not recall your ever making a speech ln Congress that attracted any attention," said the blunt person. "No," said Senator Sorghum. "I never try to attract attention. I am satisfied If I can distract attention." Washington Star. Some women seem to think It a duty to talk scandal because it pleases their friends. Oddities ol' he Human Body. The two sides of a person's face are never alike. The eyes are out of line In two eases out of five, and one eye is stronger than the other in seven per sons out of ten. The right eye Is also as n rule, higher than the left Only one person in fifteen has perfect eye the largest percentage of defects pre ailing among fair-haired people. The smallest interval of sound can be dis tinguished better with one ear than with both. The nails of two fingers never grow with the same rapidity, that of the middle finger growing the fastest, while that of the thumb grows slowest. In 54 cases of 100 the left leg Is shorter than the right. Indianapolis News. Making OIU 1'eu Like New. "My pen is spoiled and I have no oth er," said the bookkeper. The machinist happened to be in the calce and he took the pen and held it over the gas jet for 30 seconds. "Vou can make an old pen as good as new," ne saiii, "by Holding it over a flame like this for half a minute and afterward dipping It in cold water." He dipped the hot pen ln cold water as he spoke and it sizzled slightly. "Now try It," he said. The bookkeeper tried the pen and ex claimed Joyously: "By George, It's as good as new again." Chicago Chronicle. STOVER GASOLINE ENGINES 2, 3, 5, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16 and 25-Horse Power. Satiifaction guaranteed. Hundred in use in Oregon, Washington and Idaho. Send for Catalogue. , Lewis & Staver Co. PORTLAND. OREGON Seattle and Spokane, Wash. Boise, Idaho. P. N. U. No. 23-1 SOS And Opaque. "He says that when he sits down to write, his Ideas come thick and fast." "I guess they come thick, all right" Houston Post WUKN writing-toad vartlser pleas I mention tale paper. I k J Best Cough Sruii. Tastes Good, Use W'i 11 lo time. Sold by .IruKul.ts. Ill