Please
Your Hair
Don't have a falling out with
your hair. It might leave you!
Then what? Better please it
by giving it a good hair-food
Ayer't Hair Vigor. The hair
stops coming out, becomes
soft and smooth, and ail the
deep, rich color of youth
comes back to gray hair.
I ueeil ?r' iUIr Vigor. It rinilelely cured
Hie riaurirtlff atlil elao stunned in. Italr linn
falllug out. It serves nm verr nlrslr slm in
arranging Bi la l r In nl ttvle wish."
MIM MA'Hlll l imn, I Mt lila. W. Vs.
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Made byJ.O. irr()o Lowell, MlH.
Alio oiauuraoturer of
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CMI.KKY PECTORAL.
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WHIRE RELIQION COMES H 10H.
ICni(llii linwyrri' Itohra.
KugllHli luir xilll ding devoted
ly tn lt robes, A solicitor who for
some reason won not prepared wit ti
professional costume asked permis
sion of a IahkIoii Judge the other day
to appear without It. hut Die Judge de
clared Mint tin could give no such nn no
tion. However, to avoid delay, he re
sorted to a fine legal distinction: "I
do not give you permission, but If tin1
other professional gentlemen present
raise no objection I will consent to
lieur you." He Hun beard, and It may
be triiMted Ihut no sacred precedent
vai diuiiUKed.
CASTOR I A
Tor Infants and Children.
Tha Kind You Hare Always Bought
Boars the
Signature of
7
ling Appetite of the Hplrier.
'1'lie spider linn a tremendous appe
tlte and hi gormandizing dell en all hu
iniin competition. A scientist who care
fully noted n spider's consumption of
food lu 24 houra concluded that If the
spider were liullt proportionately to the
human Mcnle he would eat at daybreak
(approximately) a small alligator by 7
a. in., a lainli by 0 a. in., a young
ramelopard, by 1 o'clock a sheep and
would finish up with a lurk pi In
w hich there were 120 lilt ia.
Home Chun h J'ew In New York Coat
(Jood Ileal Mora than Dialling.
Many rendera have probably beard
of Now York's f union (Irate church
t Uroadway and Tenth street, whero
there U a eholr of "babies," ranging
In age from 4 years up, which church
la an Id to be erected on hind more val
uable even than that whereon Kt.
1'aul'a nt I-ondoti atauda. Her It la
the custom to offer by auction nil pews,
which tho preaent owner desire to re
linquish, aaya the Kt. I.011I Post-DI-patch,
and which possibly may have
been In their family ever alnce tho
church wna built.
A few month ago pew No. 40, In
ths south transept of Urnce church,
wna put up at auction In the New York
real estate aalea room for the t run
tee of the estate of the Inte Henry
Kay, The bidding wna started at $"
nnd rose rapidly to $I,(SS, when there
waa n aue. 'J' lien aome one offered
another hundred nnd the bidding ad
vanced to $l..iK, and JiihI about to be
knocked down for IIiIh hiiiii when
lliimlltoii 11. King sprung anolhcr ."iO
and ai'ciired the pew.
On being smIici! If be wn spending
all IIiIm money fur hW own religion
fuiii fipit m .Mr. King stilted that he had
purchaNcd the pew for another person.
but whom be refused to tute. The pew
U a "family" one and hold hIx, 1m up
bolstered In dark red and, according
to the auctioneer, comfortable enough
to foster the highest forma of religious
charity. The pew lu (irace church.
with few exceptions, are owned by
those who occupy them, and when one
doea find its way Into the market It
Is eagerly purchnsed by rich parish
loner.
One of the most fashionable
churches In New York la St. Bartholo
mew's, In Madlaou avenue. This it
known aa "The Vnndorbllt' church.
for here the millionaires of thnt name
worship. Pews in Kt. Bartholomew's
can often be rented, but now seldom
purchased, most of the pews ticlng
owned by residents of "Millionaire
row," In Fifth avenue. Occasionally,
however, a pew lu this church lias
come under the hammer, wben It has
brought a considerable sum of money,
as much as $.',(ioo having been paid for
tlx "sittings" near the pulpit.
In the Catholic cathedral, close by,
pewa are ulso sold at auction, at times,
and, owing to the magnificent choir
which this church supports, bring
small fortunes.
I -Humorous
Mothers will nnd Mrs. Wltulow's Boothlng
Frrup Ilia bel remedy to use lor their children
during the teething period.
FITS
r tit h ..frilly Curt,. No flu or nrrrmiiinrM
nftf r nrt tUv'a un tf lir kn
lie. irrr. nrntx r,,r KreeeVJ Irlltuleam1tn'alliie.
1'r. li. II. Kiln., Ml Arch ht, 1'lilladilpbla. fa.
To 1'roiinoaticate Kiorm.
By meuiis of a delicate lust.ument
called the ccraunogmph, Itev. Freder
ick I.. Odcrshiich. professor of dicmis
try In St. Ignatius' College, In Cleve
land. Ohio. Is able to foretell many
hours the numerous summer storms
which come up, often on bright, warm
clear days, with startling rapidity, and
with dire results to the small craft
along the sea coast and on inland
waters.
The action of the ccraunograph I
For fori rear", in..,-. Pur. for CVin. I """I"" uihi.thio.hi l.y any
Sumption lia cured coughs and cold. Att"ne Hciualnted with an ordinary tele
The swiftest dog In the world. tli
borzoi, or !tuiaii wolfliouinl. baa made
record run that show sereuty-flro feet
In a "eriitiil, while tint gnxelle lias showu
IMfiimireil speed of Uiura than eighty feet
a second.
tlruggliils. Price 'Ji cent,.
II AVaa Broke.
"Tims is muiiey," yuoted the moral
izer. "Yes." rejoined the demoralizer, "nnd
I haven't a moment t but I can call my
own."
A Heavy Fine.
ln lor the Klkiiis law, any railroad
company which pays rebutes in any
form, or any shipper who accepts t hem,
is liable to it fine of from $1,0011 to
$20,000, upon conviction. It alio pro
hibits the carrying of freight at lens
than tho published tariffs. The Inter
state Commerce commission ia empow
ered to detect ittl prosecute violators
of this statute. President Knapp of
the commission states that since this
law was passed, rebate paying has la-en
8 rare as forgery.
Manufacture of Oltcaretlea.
Official statistics tell us that .1,3(10,
4S7.2I5 cigarettes were manufactured
lu this country during the past fiscal
year. If the population of the United
Slates Is KO,(mhi,(SK), If half thnt num
ber (o,(Kio.(KXi) are males, If three
quarters of them (.'!(),( nhi.i KM!) are of
xmokliig age, and If one third of the
:to.i(K ),i(K i smoke cigarettes, wn have
a,:iii0. IMT.'-M.'i cigarettes to divide In a
year among 1),(mio,km persons, or only
about .'l.'lii apiece, which is less than
o'ne every day.
graph, system with relay. The Initial
action precedes the advent of tho
storm from one to thirty-six houra,
As the electric disturbance advances
tne coherer Is very busy, soon produc
lug a continuous band record, while
the decoherer keeps up n constuu
clatter, which finally becomes deafen
lug
Tskn It i:v.
'Bout the time j get to thinkin' thnt
you're k it I in on a bit.
-a it you jingle oi jour money as you
xlrull a ii 1 strut about.
Better keep your peepers open, for your
Hie a id t over yet.
An' there's always lotH of danger when
the chest is swellin' out.
'Bout the time you git to looklu' at your
neighbors with su priNc,
An' a-feelin' sorry fer 'em cui you've
left em in the press.
i lien s ine nine late x loogin fer you
with a cluli of mighty size.
An' you'll feel the rungs a-breakiu' in
the ladder of success.
Hetroit Tribune.
Consoling.
Stella You seem sad this afternoon,
ilear. hat s the trinihleV
Mildred 1 can't help thinking about
I "in tireeii, poor fellow! I er reject
ed linn lasf nilil.
Stella Oh, don't let n little thing like
that worry you. Why, I've rejected liiiu
three times iu the past nix weeks.
"Money makes the mnrn go." "It
can't always make Die automobile, run,
though." Town and Country.
"We don't hear you sing nowadays,
Mis Illlh. "My physician has strictly
forbidden me to practice." "Iioea ho
live In your neighborhood V"
Mra. Ilenpeck And oil call your
self a man? Mr. Ilenpeck Certainly,
my dear, that Ir er If you will per
mit me to. Fllcgciide. BlatfT.
Jenkins You don't see in io bother
much about the future. I.lghtlcy-
No, that never worries me until It be
come the present. Kxchaugc.
Mr. Wise How do you like tha
new nurse girl? Mr. Wise (treat.
Mrs. Wise I thought so. That's why
I fired her this morning. Boa to j
(Jlobe.
Iieacon Jones In the belter land
everything will be made known. Mrs.
I 'rye Wont thnt be line! I've always
wondered bow old Sarah Wilson wad.
Boston Transcript.
"Ah," said the little girl who was
being filled with culture, "see the car
penter brawny building the house
beautiful with his hands skillful. '
Chicago Uecord Herald.
"You are a full of airs an a hand
organ, " aald a young man to a girl
who refused to let him aee her home.
"That way lie," waa the reply, "but I
dont go with a rrank."
"Here, take thla rifle!" cried the ex
cited showman; "the leopard has es
caped. If you find him shoot him on
the siot." "Which a sjiot, air?" gasped
the green employe. Kxihange.
The Niece Weren't you allocked,
uncle, when you heard that Harry had j
died and left me a widow? Th-j
L'iiclo-Vell, no. That's about all I
ever expected he would leave you.
Judge You say you were alone
when you committed the robbery?
NItro BUI Ye, yer honor. I alius doe
me little J Im ulone. When ye've got
a pal It's ten ter one he turns out dis
honest. Judge.
Little Willie I any, pa. what Is an
empty title? I'a An empty title, my
son. la your mother's way of referring
to me as the head of the bouse when
there are visitors present. Glasgow
Kvenlng Times.
"I'm sure I saw a cat over In that
corner," said Tommy, sitting up In bed.
No, dear; go to sleep," aaid his moth
er; It was Just Imagination. "Has
maglnation got shiny eyes?" Phila
delphia ledger.
Mother Kthel, you naughty child,
v.'hat bare you been doing to make
Charley cry bo? Kthel I've only been
sharing my cod liver oil with him,
dear mamma. You said it waa so nice.
Hariier'a Basiar.
"For goodness' sake! What'a thnt
noise?" "The girl next door la having
her voice cultivated." "Hub! Appar
ently the process of cultivation has
reached the harrowing season. -
Philadelphia ..Press.
"I have Just ben onlclntliig at a
wooden wedding on the West Side,
said the parson. "Officiating?" quer
ied the puzzled friend. "Yea," ex
plained the good man. I married a
couple of Poles." Chicago News.
Fweddle Thnt creature actually
told me to mind my own business,
y'know! Cholly The Impertinent
wretch! Fweddle Positively Insult
lng. As If to Insinuate, don't y'know
that I waa iu business. Cleveland
Lender.
Blceker My congratulations on
your marriage witn me cnarming
widow, old man. I knew you called
on her occasionally, but I had no idea
you Intended to marry. Meeker
Neither did I until she had it all arranged.
Uncle George I have read your nr-
tlcle over, and I must say it shows a
great deal of originality. Arthur
Thanks, I'm sure! I flattered myself
there were aome ideas In it. Uncle
George Oh, I waa not speaking of the
composition, but of the spelling!
Nephew Uncle, I'm lu love with
the dearest girl in all the world. She
has golden hair, blue eyes, the whitest
of teeth and a figure Uncle (Inter
rupting) My dear boy, I really can
consent to your marrying her unless
hhe has five figures, nt the least.
Brooklyn Life.
First Passenger Would you be
J THE HOLD-UP MAN YANKEE DOODLE HES3IAN TUNE, j MISS MARIA PITHARME.
in This Young flirl'e Kxperience.
Meets tlit Orent Philanthropist at RU ("'I March Hiin of Germnna Plmllar Every Woman in America I Interested
feter'a Oate. I In Form anil Hliflhm,
"Well," asked Ht. Peter, "who aro Consul Kchumann, stationed ol
you?" I Main.. (Jermnny, contribute r.n Inter-
"Don't you know me?" returned the ' sting Item to tne stock of knowledge
applicant for admission. "Surely my after which the great American heart
rinine must be n household word up yearns with a consuming yearn, says
here. I am Hardy Skinner, the groat the Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
philanthropist."
"And what did you philanthrope?"
asked the saintly goto keeper.
"Me? Gracious, I thought you peo-;
pie kept a set of books and had every-'
body's record. Well, I'll tell you. I
gave away more than $11,000,000 yea,
air, Just gave It to the people by fur
nishing them with art galleries,
libraries, hospitals, colleges and that
sort of thing."
"Well, well," aald 8t. Peter, "that
waa a lot of money to give away.
How much were you worui when you
died?"
"Ob, I couldn't tell you exactly, but
I'd estimate It conservatively at about
f.",(KI.(MKI,(KKl."
"Whew! And bow did you get It?"
The knowledge concerns the origin of
"Yankee Iioodle" so far n the In
spiriting music is concerned and (Vn
stil Hchunintin sends to the Depart
ment of Commerce and Labor the fol
lowing translation of an artiole from
the Frankfurter Zeltung:
It is well known that the tune of
"Yankee Doodle" waa derived from a
military march played by the Hessian
troopa In the War of the Revolution
In America. In studying the dance
of the Hchwalm, Johann Lewalter waa
strnck by the similarity in form and
rhythm of "Yankee Iioodle" to the
music of thee dance. Last year, at
the klrrnes of the village of Wasen
berg, when "Yankee Doodle" was
played, the young men and girls
llow dhl I get It.' rcp'lc.l the spirit swung Into a true Kchwalmer ilanco,
of Hardy Skinner, rubbing Its trans- 8H though the muslf had been corn
parent hands together iii the old sat-,H,H for )t. jt therefore
Is fled way thnt hud been iiaitiral to ',.,,, probable thnt the Hessian re-
lilin In the flesh, "why, 1 got It through emits from the Schwalm, who served
my great ability ns it captain of In- ln pay of r;rMt Britain during the
dustry. I got rebates from railroads, Kevolutlonary War, and whose mill-
violated the laws In perfectly respect- ,ary band Instrument consisted of
able and Ingenious ways, forced my bugles, fifes and drums only, carried
competitors out of business by reduc--over wltn lbern tbe tune known to
lng my product away below cost the.m from cbndhood and dayed it as
: 4
X-.:. ".:.
xV. pi
mm
where" there was opposition and charg'
lng ten times more than was fair
where there waa nobody to buck
against me. But you know that sort
of thing I perfectly legitimate ln
business. Yes, you mustn't overlook
that fact My method, you see, waa a
necessary outgrowth of commercial
expansion. It waa a natural develop
ment due to modern conditions."
"I see. You forced other people to
give up whatever you saw fit to take
from them nnd denied them the right
to engage ln the kind of business you
were conducting."
"Thafa putting It rather rough, It
seems to me. Still, we'll admit, for
the sake of the argument, that It was
ns you sny. Think of the money 1
gave linck! Aim, there's where I fixed
myself up for fhe glory in heaven,
eh? Think of a man giving $11,000,.
000 to "
"Excuse me a moment," snld St
Teter, "till I find out what that spirit
wants. Come, what Is It?"
"Please let me ln, said a repulsive
looking shape as It approached the
gate.
"Who were you and what did you
do to deserve admittance?"
"I was a hold-up mnn but wait
till I tell you about It. 1 never robbed
a fellow of all he had without giving
him back a dime or quarter to get
home with or to secure lodging for
the night."
"What," asked St. Teter, turning
to the spirit of Hardy Skinner, "would
tou do If vou were ln my place? Do
you think I ought to let him In?"
"Let him In? Certainly not! The
wretch deserves no pity. What did
the return of a quarter amount to
when he had taken awny $40 or $50
from somebody who may have had to
work hard to earn It? He ought to
roast for 27,000 years."
"Good." replied St. Peter, "you are
a wise Judpe, and you have saved me
the necessity of considering your own
case any further."
"Whn-a-at!" screamed the spirit of
Hardv Skinner. "Y'ou don't mean
to "
But there was a flash and then
whirring noise as of something heavy
dropping through space, after which
St. Peter turned to hear the pleas of
other applicants.
a march.
Q. E. D.: The logic of the argument
of the Frankfurter Zeltung la abso
lutely Impregnable. All other theories
of the origin of "Y'ankee Doodle"
muat give way to the Hessian origin
of the tune to which, lncontestably,
the Hessians danced at Trenton, and
the fact Is not mitigated by the other
fact that the dancing was ln an effort
to get out of the way of a gentleman
named G. Washington, who had
crossed the Delaware for the express
purpose of treating the Hessians to a
waltz.
Learned men there hare been who
have assigned the origin of the music
of "Yankee Iioodle" to the mountain
eer! of the Pyrenees; the Seminole In
dian ln Florida have been credited
with originating it, while others have
assigned Its origin to tiie fens of Lin
colnshire In merry England. But It's
all over now! It was brought to the
United Statea by the Hessians as a
dancing tune, and history records the
fact that the Hessians danced to it at
Trenton ln one time and two or three
of the quickest motions possible.
Ergo as they would say at Chicago
university It is a Hessian tune.
flfl A I A DI A A Poison Bt catted
A V fnto the System
good enough to lend me your specta
cles a moment? Second Passenger
Certainly, sir, with pleasure. First
Passenger Oh, thanks. Now as you
can no longer read your newspaper,
will you please have the kindness to
pass it over to me?
Boy's Essay on Breath: "Breath Is
made of air. We breathe always with
our lungs, except at night, when our
breath keeps life going through our
noses while we are asleep. Boys that
stay in a room all day shouldn't
breathe. They should wait till they
get out doors."
Two old men were always contra
dieting and deriding one another.
They were friends and liked to be to
The air arisinjr from low. marshy places, damn cellars, stagnant nonda
and pools and from decaying: vegetable matter, as well as the gases from
eewers, is loaded with germs of malarial poison. The water we drink, that
cas not oeen properly tiiterea and punned, is also lull of these germs and
microbes, and as we daily
breathe and drink millions of KALABIA IN HIS SYSTEM FOE TEAES.
these into the system, to be For several years I suffered with Chills and
absorbed by the blood, the Fever, caused by Malaria in tny system, and each
entire body begins to feel the summer for several years I would have a relapse,
effects of the poison. The Finally tny physician prescribed S. S. S. It en
most common form of Ma- tlrel7 cured n,e; 1 have never heea troubled since,
laria is ThUa and fever." W Market St" Loui8ville- K L SuAP0
but when the blood is thoroughly saturated with the poison it becomes so Kther, but all their talk were made
weaic ana polluted that abscesses, carbuncles, boils, sores, ulcers and other UP 01 sneer mm aeons, uue wiuuy
ekin diseases result. Malaria also affects the liver, kidnevs. bowels and day lust week they fell Into an argu
stomach, producing a chronic state of biliousness thnt often results In jaun- t on the question of high winds,
dice or some malignant fever. In cases of Malaria the blood must be purl They disputed bitterly as to which of
fled before the body can regain its natural health. S. S. S. contains purify them could remember the most windy
ing and tonic properties possessed by no other blood medicine, and is tho dy The younger of the two said:
ideal remedy for the treatment of Malaria. It des- "W ell, Josu, i mina tne mornin' o'
troys the germs of the disease and builds up the Aprlle four ln eighty-three when twua
weakened, polluted circulation. It enters into the so all-fired windy that It took the
blood and forces out every particle of poison and crows two hours to fly from the ten
waste matter and adds strength and activity to it, acre lot to their roost ln the back
8. S. S. Improves the appetite and digestion, tones up the entire system by canon, a fly o' less'u a mile." "Shucks,
its alterative and purifying action, and Malaria, with all its bad effects, ia William," said the older farmer, "I
iiermauently driven from the system. Cook on the blood and any medical mind days so windy thut tho crows
Udvtce, without charge. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA. CAm I uad to walk home."
A Little HonBe for Old Aire.
The Danish farmhouse Is commonly
built in two portions, one large and
one small, to form separate dwellings
This Is done to enable the owner to
carry out tne auty custom imposes
upou him. When the farmer grows too
old or Infirm to follow the plow, or
perform a share of the work, he hands
over the farm to one of his sons, under
an arrangement which provides for the
maintenance of himself and his wife
during their remaining years, nnd the
old couple take up their quarters in the
smaller dwelling. The curious feature
of this arrangement is that if the son
sell the farm, the purchaser must take
over the duty of supporting the old
people, who remain on. This custom
has arisen out of tho Isolated charae
ter of the farms ln Jutland; It lias
sometimes led to the commission of
horrible crimes, the old people having
been poisoned by a new owner to save
the cost of their maintenance.
A Hard l ife.
It must be very hard Indeed
To be a financier;
The talents you are sure to need
Aro manifold and queer.
You've got to have a winning way,
And prove with gentle art
That when their cash to you men pay
It's kindness ou your part.
You've got to know just when to go
Across the briny deep,
And when it's time you have to show
Strange secrets you must keep.
And though 'tis hard, you must allow,
New wealth to gain each day,
TIs harder, many people vow,
To give the stuff away.
Washington Star.
Trade with France B'g.
There Is probably no American In
dustry better exploited abroad than
that of agricultural Implements' and
machinery. As a consequence there Is
an Important foreign trade ln these
products.
Of the $18,000,000 worth of farming
Implements exported from the United
States ln 1002 $9,125,000 was sent to
Europe. Of this $2,000,000 was re
ceived ln France. German and Eng
lish machines are used, as are also
those of French manufacture, but the
American machines bold the field ln
France because they are greatly ap
preciated by the French farmer on ac
count of their efficiency, their lightness
and their reasonable most. In a coun
try which In VMH had 35.500,000 acres
of wheat and other cereals and 28,500,-
000 acres of grass and other forage un
der cultivation, whose grain crop was
valued at $575,000,000 and the other
crops at $581,000,000, there must be a
favorable field for the sale of agricul
tural machinery.
Our consul at Havre, France, Mr.
Thackera, who furnishes this Informa
tion, advises the manufacturer who de
sires to open up a trade In France ln
these products to go himself or to send
a capable representative. One speaking
French would be better, he says, but It
is not essential. He should first visit
Paris and study carefully the situa
tion in that city, and then go to the
principal cities of the departments ln
which the agricultural centers are loca
ed. Leslie's Weekly.
life
JiS y-VkiA iiOCIiAh'J'lt,
XI JLEh7rbethJt .
CW' ' cot peal. Can.
PtLVIC CATARRH WAS DE
STROYING HER LIFE PE-RU-NA
SAVED HER.
Miss Maria Ducharme, 182 St. Eliza
beth street, Montreal, Can., writes:
"I am satisfied that thousands of
women suffer because they do not real
ize how bad they really need treatment
and feel a natural delicacy in consult
ing a physician.
"I felt badly for years, had terrible
pains, and at times waa unable to at
tend to my daily duties. I tried to
cure myself, but finally my attention
was called to an advertisement of Peru
na in a similar case to mine, and I de
cided to give it a trial.
"My improvement began as soon as I
started to use Peruna and soon I was a
we 'I woman. I feel that I owe my Gfe and
my health to your wonderful medicine ami
gratefully acknowledge thb fact." Maria
Ducharme.
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio, for free medical advice.
All correspondence strictly confidential.
MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS
Faniaat, llglitrat and aironKCot Hlnnip Pullar
oo the market, liy Htirw power on tha awaap
with two borses. Write tor descriptive ca:aiu(
and prices. -
REIERSON MACHINERY CO.
Foot of Morrison Street lortland. Ore jo
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EXPOSITION apply at once ana ena
your reservation tee of f-!.(X to apply
on rent of your room. Kmmis ln all
parts of trie citv. Soo to $.' 0 ' per day.
RESERVE VODR ROOMS WITHOUT DE
LAY AND GET YOUR CHOICE. Write lor
full iiiiorniution to department I,
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HOTEL PORTLAND
RATES
On account of the impression that
has be-n prevalent in differ nt cities
regarding the exorbitant rates that are
to t charged by the hotels in PORT
LAND during the LEWIS AND CLARK
EXPOSITION, in justice to Hie HOTEL
PORTLAND and its many patroua. 1
ceem it advisable to publish tie rates
that will tindeviatinglv prevail at the
HOTEL PORTLAND during the said EX
POSITION. Kooius will be charged for at the rate
of 0i, j..i0 and J.uo for one person. ,
tha hivh Kt-pritel room lu the hotel
being f:M, which includes a bath
room.
1 rices in Cafe are the saire ns In anv
less preten'ious establishment anil
se vices second to none in the countrv.
t rices to our Commercial ouests will
remain unchanged.
H. C BOVVERS,
Portland, Oregon. Manager.
HI Ambition.
"I do not recall your ever making a
speech ln Congress that attracted any
attention," said the blunt person.
"No," said Senator Sorghum. "I
never try to attract attention. I am
satisfied If I can distract attention."
Washington Star.
Some women seem to think It a
duty to talk scandal because it
pleases their friends.
Oddities ol' he Human Body.
The two sides of a person's face are
never alike. The eyes are out of line
In two eases out of five, and one eye is
stronger than the other in seven per
sons out of ten. The right eye Is also
as n rule, higher than the left Only
one person in fifteen has perfect eye
the largest percentage of defects pre
ailing among fair-haired people. The
smallest interval of sound can be dis
tinguished better with one ear than
with both. The nails of two fingers
never grow with the same rapidity,
that of the middle finger growing the
fastest, while that of the thumb grows
slowest. In 54 cases of 100 the left leg
Is shorter than the right. Indianapolis
News.
Making OIU 1'eu Like New.
"My pen is spoiled and I have no oth
er," said the bookkeper.
The machinist happened to be in the
calce and he took the pen and held it
over the gas jet for 30 seconds.
"Vou can make an old pen as good
as new," ne saiii, "by Holding it over a
flame like this for half a minute and
afterward dipping It in cold water."
He dipped the hot pen ln cold water
as he spoke and it sizzled slightly.
"Now try It," he said.
The bookkeeper tried the pen and ex
claimed Joyously:
"By George, It's as good as new
again." Chicago Chronicle.
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2, 3, 5, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16 and
25-Horse Power. Satiifaction
guaranteed. Hundred in use in
Oregon, Washington and Idaho.
Send for Catalogue.
, Lewis & Staver Co.
PORTLAND. OREGON
Seattle and Spokane, Wash.
Boise, Idaho.
P. N. U.
No. 23-1 SOS
And Opaque.
"He says that when he sits down to
write, his Ideas come thick and fast."
"I guess they come thick, all right"
Houston Post
WUKN writing-toad vartlser pleas I
mention tale paper. I
k J Best Cough Sruii. Tastes Good, Use W'i
11 lo time. Sold by .IruKul.ts. Ill