Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 11, 1905)
Economy Is a strong point with Hood's Sarsaparllla. A bottlo lasts longer and does mora good than any other, It is tho only medicine of which can truly bo said 1 00 DOSES ONE DOLLAR MBit FfllENDU, lllack Mammy Wouldn't Hit llsr llou Hunt la III I'iiiiiiiI, AmniiK tint prisoners) tnken Into n Homiii-rn police Kiiirt the wilier ihiy yvnn nn otil coloroil woinnii who liml licen nrri'Hti-il for failure to prut-Mo tiik' for her two iloitn. When )iu-h-IIoiiihI hy Ihe iDiirl hIiu nnmvcrcil Hint she wiih old mill poor, nml liutt not Ix-cn nlilo to cct money fur tlia Itcciinn tux. "Hut you know Hint It Ik attains! thn law for itiK lo k without Iiiks," tint Jutlue iciiiliulitl her, "nml I shall luivo to Kouli'iiro you ' "I know It," elm lncrniilcil, limn lily. "I loiililn't help It." UhIohh." llio jinltio continued, "llio iloitn nrc sent lo tin' MiMil. In Hint ruse you will Imi illamtaseil." Hut tlio 11I1I woiiimi looki'il at lilm, her wrluklcil fmii full of tllstrrsa. "I ciilm't On Hint, I nilin't!" she crlitl. Anil (lieu shit toM Iiit story. Hit iIokh wen' Ikt only trlnitls, her only prolrctlon. Tlicy wore audi hoiiiitlfiil lli'Kn. ami nun wim nitiiuil for Iiit Iiim limul, nml tlio other win a ho know ItiK mul eoiihl Ktnthl on hi liluit U'km, Just lll.t it tnnn! Him iiiulil not let nnyllilnif happen to Iiit iIokk, Hint wntllil tin to prison herself lusti-nil. '1'licri wiih notliliiK to tin tint accept lier ileclilou. Tlio jinle reluctantly piuiiounceil nenteui'1' nix ilollars' lino or nliiii iluy In llio worMiounu, ami when tlio session wn over alio inurrlieil quietly wltli llm other prls onorH jiut to Hie ran. Noliody had tin heart to tell her Hint heforo alio eiiiint out of the workhouse her tloirs would pnilmlily hr ileuil; or If not, that alio would uuiloiilitedly lio nrrcnted again. After nil, suiimtlilnif might happen. In a pollen court even moru than In other pinna, aultli'li'iit unto the day la tlu etll thereof. HoiuethlUR did tinppen. A newiipnper reporter pit hohl of the iitory, and It rmno out In that iiIkIiI'h paper. It nnn told very lindly, not "worked up" a nil; hut the Aiiicilcuu puhllc In ipilek to read hftwecu the lliien, and heforn the next iiiornlni; the money for tlio old "nuiityV releflKe and the tax f'ir her thif had heeii offered many time over. She who had thoucht her ilojcs her only frleiida miildeuly found n soon- of warm hearts at tho service of her need. It la a pretty story and n not mi common one. It In safe In nay that no 'ne of need In ever nindo known to the puhllc Hint help lit not luiiii't- tllntely mid rniicrly olTercil. Hut ro porter nro not nlwnya at hand, mid ftouiftluic the friendless "lien cumn tn our very door. Are we an ipilck to nee them then, or do wo wult for nth era to point the way to usJ Youlh'i Compnlilou. Iliissla'a I. ok of Htatremcii A n matter of fnct, thorn has not licen n atnteammi of the drat class In Ituaalu alnce I'eter the (Jrent, and none of the necouil clnaa tiuleaa Nessclrotle and the llrat Kmiienir Nlcholna are to ho rxcepled. To coualiler l'rlnce Hurt chakon a crent chnncetlor on account of htn elahoritte dispatches Is abaunl. To mil 111 in a ureal alateaman, In the Hum of Cavour, lllnmarck, I.I nootn and Howard, In preposterous. Whatever Krowth Ituaala linn uindo In tho lant forty ynira hni tieen mnlnly In nplte of the men who have ionet heforo the world nn her ntnteamen: tile ntinos phere of Itiiaalnu nutnerncy In fntul to .readies In her puhllc men.--Century. Aro Vlalilnit Mate Too Uno? Mra. Dp fashion (areraci) society lady mnkliuc Iiit round or rnlla owing to av erage awlely frlciuls) la Mra. Wiggins Van Miirtlnmlr at home? Servant No, mndnin, ntie'a Mra. lie Ksshloii I'U-ase Land lirr my rnrd when aim reliirua, Kervnnt Hho won't return, madam, fill waa hurled a month a so. Tlio H'mnr Clonk. About 1M) II. U. there was a water clock hi lino In Italy, tlreeca and Iinyut. The water racaped from a Jar nnd full Into a receptacle brnpnth, in which float ed a amnll onr, which, by Ita rising on the water, pointed out tho linura. I nm compelled by a sense of cratltudo to tell you the great good your remedy has done mo In n cose of Contagloua Blood 1'olsou. Among other symptoms I waa se verely aiuicicu wuu Kiieumausm, ana jjoi almost past going. The disease got a firm hold upon my system ; my blood was thor oughly poisoned with the virus. I lost la Vf eight, was run down, bad sore throat, eruptions, splotches and other evidences of the disease. I was truly in a bad shape when I began the use of S. 8. 8., but tho persistent use of It brought me out of my trouble safe and sound, and I have tho courage to publicly testily to the virtues of your great blood remedy, 8, 9. 8., and to recommend it to all blood-poison sufier era, sincerely believing if it Is taken ao coming to uireciiona, anu given a lair trial, it will thoroughly eliminate every particle of the virus. JAMES Curban. OiarK iioici, urcensuurg, i n, Fainful swellings In the groins, red erun tlons upon the skin, sores in the mouth and loss of hair and eyebrows, are some o( tho symptoms of this vile disease. 8. 8. 8. Is an antidote for the awful virus that attacks and destroys even the bones. 8. 8. 8. contains no Mercury, Potash or other mineral ingredient. We offer $i,ooa for proof that it Is not absolutely veget- aoie. xiome ireai meat book giving the symptoms and other Interesting and valuable Infor mation about this disease, mailed free. Our physi cians advlso free those who write us. Tho Swift 8poolflo Company, Atlanta, do, aniTY Humorous eoeoeeoeeo --- V- Kiln What nlco hnlr Ilclln has, Hlel la Well, a woman In n fool to buy an Inferior article Town Topics. The f.ndy That Isn't tho nn inn story you told mo heforo, Tho Hennar No, Italy; you didn't bvllovo the other one, Hi. Ilo Can't wo Juat quietly aepnrnte without Kcttlnir n formul divorce? Hhe Hut I'm already eimancd to another. Ufp. "In your wlfo economical ?" "Very. Hlin rnu fix over a ten-dollar tint for Sift so It will look Juat as sood ss a now one." I'uck, Hlic Hrother Now, Willie, you must Rive mo the Inrner hnlf of the apple, hecnuau inninmii says wo mustn't he Kreedy, Harper's Ilniaar. "How are you making- out In wrltlnir for tho innKiiilnesJ" "Juat holding my own. They scud mo bnck nn much as I send them." Detroit Krco I'rcss, Undo Josh '.Moat every olllclal that amounts to anything hns to file an nn mini report. Undo Illrnm Yes; an' I KUoas that's about all some of 'em do. I'uck. Tourist I say, guide, what does that memorial atoui comr -morato? (lulil I put It there. It waa upon that spot a tourist ouco gave mo Are franca. Tll-lllts. Meekly Yen, we'ro going to move to Bwnmphurat. Doctor Hut tho climate there may dlaagrre with your wife. Meekly It wouldn't darn! I'hlladd phla Tress. Nell Mr. Kremmerer Is so kind. Ho snld I took n very pretty and very ar tlntlc picture. Hell Indeed? And whose picture did you take, dear? Philadelphia I-dgrr. J.dy Very healthy place, Is It? llnvo you any Idea what the death rate In here? Caretaker Well, mum, I can't 'xactly any; but It's about one a piece all round. I'unch. Mrs. Hmlth I'd llko to aell you a ticket, sir. We're getting up a raffle for a poor sailor. Mr. Kruaty Not to me. I wouldn't know what to do with a aatlor If I won hltn. lx. "Moat divorces aro rained by a very common mlatake." "What Is It T Many a man In love only with a dim ple or a curl makes the mistake of mar rying tho whole girl." Life. Clarlndn Aren't you allowed to keep a dog In your new flat? Klorlnda No, we bad to glvo 1'ldo awny; but Jack had hla dear little hark put In our phonograph. Journal Aiuuanut. Ida Arc they really no rich? May I should aay ao. When they slipped several apoons and anucers Into 'their grips tho Witel clerk said It wa mere ly the souvenir hobby, Chicago News. "Heavens!" exclaimed tho llrat moth. "here's a tine prospect of atnrvlug to death!" "How ao?" Inquired tho oth er one. "There's nothing In thla box we'ro locked up In but a hathlng-sult. Cx. Miss Pasaay You may aneer at pet dogs, but they re fnlthful, anyway, I'd rather klsa a good dog than some men. Mr. Hliarpe Well, well, some men ar born lucky. Philadelphia Iedger. Kdlth la It true. Dolly, that I.nrkln kissed you before he plckpdyou up In that runaway? Dolly Yea. dear: you know he Is studying to bo a doctor, and that was first aid to the Injured. Chicago Itecord-Herald. Photographer I would auggeat that you relax the fentures a little nnd ns sume a more pleasing expression. Mra, Vlfk-Senn I suppose I can dolt If you Insist, but I can tell you light now It won't look llko me. Chlcngo Tribune. What," naked tho feinale-auRrage advocate with tho square chin, "has bccoiuo of our manly men?" "Soma of them," replied tho meek and lowly citizen, "have married womanly worn, en, and are now engaged In raising childish children." Chicago News. Undo floorgo I have rend your arti cle over, and I must say It shows great deal of originality. Arthur Thanks, I'm surel I flattered myself there were some Ideas In It. Uncle Ueorge I was not speaking of the composition, but of the spelling. Hoston Trntiscrlpt. It was on tho old camp ground. Pass do hat," suggested' Hruddau Wbeatly. Hut the parson raised his band, "No, anh," bo shouted, "dero'll be no bats about It. Pass n tin box wld a chain to It. Do last time a hat was passed around henh It nevnh en mo bnck, and I hnd to go homo barehend cd." Chlcngo News. "I must have a new gown and cont at once." "Great thundcrntlon, worn an, bow can you ask for a gown nnd coat when you have to testify In my bankruptcy hearing next week?" simply have to have them. Do you think I can fnco tho peoplo In tho courtroom when I am wenrlng my old clothes?" Indianapolis Sun. l'-onu .Moincr iou win no o years old to-morrow, Willie, nnd I want to glvo you u real blrthdny trout. Toll ine what you would Ilka better tlinn anything olso. Willie (after thinking earncsly for nvo minutes) ilrlng mo a whole, box of chocolate creams, moth er, and ask Tommy Smith to come In and watch me cat em. Youth. Mr, Uggy Don't you remember, dear, when -your father forbado m tho house? Mrs. Uggy Yen, nnd when mother wouldn't let me out of her sight for a moment? Mr. Uggy And I mudo up my mind to go oiT mid dto? Mrs. Uggy Yes, nnd I scared father Into thinking I wns In a decline? Doth Together Weren't those happy days? Tlt-ints. ICmictual Way. "I thought Smeargle was a frlejid of yours." "Ho was until lately. I bad to drop him. He was always wanting to bor row money," "Refused him sharply, did you?" "No; I lent him somo," Chicago Tribune. Ue good to thoso who are sick, It may bo your turn next, and your good ness will Insuro good euro for you when you aro flat on your back. Avers Don't try cheap cough medi cines. Get the best. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. What a record It has, sixty years of Cherry Pectoral cures! Ask your doctor If he doesn't use it for coughs, colds, bronchitis, and all throat and lung troubles. "lh found thai j.r'i Chirr? rlrl l Ilia In, I m-rflr Ini I ran ariterlba for broo t liltli. iDfluant. Fourlia, an.! hard eolda." M. Iiibia, M.lllll,.ea, N. T. 4.0. AVaa on. Iiw-ll. M.t," Corroct nnv tontlonev to conation Hon with small dosos of Ayor'a Pills, Ilotli Imuahnil. How a railway porter guvc a Itotnnd for n passenger's Oliver Is related In the following tale: "A few weeks ago," he snyn, "n gen tlemmi came up to me on the arrival of an express, nml snld he hnd chnnged nt sucli-nuiPnuch n Junction, and he could not find his luggngn In the van "Thiifn nil right, air," I snld; "the train dlvlden Into two hnlven at the Junction. You've come on by the llrnl hnlf; your luggngu will coino on by tin Mccond. rvu known ninny n case. "ou'rn wrong. iorler." an 111 the traveler; "It was not a case, it was a porluiiintenu." "And, ndded Hie porter, "he went nwny with a grin which made me fair ly lund. In n quarter of an hour or so. though," he continued, "the gentleman cnuie hack, and said to me: "Porler, how long will that second train of yours be?" Twelve couches and an engine,' I replied. "We both laughed Hint time." Kverytlay Hwlnitlera. "There It goen again," snld the trol ley conductor nn he rung the hell to let off a passenger who had only rid den for a square. loud be natonlnheil." continued the knight of the hell strap, "to know how many people try to beat the trol ley for a free ride when they want to make a t-nll a square or two away from home. They hop on the car. wait till It linn slurled nnd then want to know If the enr doesn't go to some plnce which they know It doesn't come within n mile of. In this wny they get their ride for nothing mid go on their way In the belief that they have fooled tho conductor." Phllndelphln Press. TO AWAKEN Wlj-N YOU WISH. Hlmiil Plan Which llriilrr No Alarm Clock to II Het. Wo hear It frequently assorted that If persons will Impress the thought firmly iqion their minds and continue thinking about It until they have fallen asleep that they desire to awako at n certain hour in the morning, they will do It without fall, says n writer In tho St. louls (ilobe-Democrat. Hut how ninny people have tried this method of Insuring a prompt awakening nt a given hour In the morning only to And their rest tbrouxhout the night dls turbed ami uneasy? Ths brain will usually respond to the will mid nwaken one In the morn ing near tho desired hour under 'any circumstances, but to prevent the un broken, uneasy sleep the adoption of only a very simple device Is necessary. The last thing before getting Into bed, take n watch or clock and turn the hnuds to the hour at which one wlshm to rise and gaze nt thin Just long enough to tlx the hour firmly on the retentive memory. Then, If no other nbaorblng thoughts Intervene between Hint mid the moment one is locked In slumber, tlio night's rest will be easy nnd unbroken mid promptly nt the hour In Uio morning, ns a rule, onn will And ono'a'solf rvleancd from sleep and wide awake. There Is no nml to keep thinking of the hour continually for a number of minutes, no need to repent It over and over in the mind; nil that makes tho lirnln unenny mid results In tho dis turbed slumber. Simply look at tho wntch or clock, as I have Indicated, nnd the Intlucnco of the mind over mutter will bo clenrly demonstrated In the morning, Try It some night nnd observe how smoothly this phsycho logical fact works. Hlgnnrtlie Three Hall. The three balls used by pawnbrokers aro the symbol of St. Nicholas. There Is n legend to tlio effect that the saint once offered three purses of' gold to three women to enablu them to marry. The purses of those days were small bags, which when tied at the top to keen In the coins somewhat resembled balls. A great deal of sympathy Is siren a preacher because he doesn't always get its salary. Transfer It to his wife, who works twice as hard, and Is not aminos. ed to get anything but hoard ami clothes. ami n cuanee lo praise llio Lord. For the Study of BOOKKEEPING Oil SHORTHAND is Jmpof tant. We can show results, for every one of our graduates are employed. Write for our Catalogue HOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE Y.UCA, BUf. FORTLAND, ORE, fissiaECEOBaiiilia, .11 lr-,.1.1. f 11 IUI Bronchitis A PHROIAN TRAGEDY. Babllme Course hr Which Prince Haloiti Kacaped Iter Master, James Maker, n well known traveler and writer, tells a curious story of a war 10X1 years ngo. The Persian shah was besieging Tlflls, arid the hushnnd of tho Princess Hnloiuo hnd been nlnln In the slego, When Um Persian en tered and sacked tho town Salome tried to save her young son, but he wns torn from her nnns mid bucked In pieces heforo her eyes. Her own llfo wns spsred and she was borne to the camp outside the walls of Tlflls to the nlmh. Ho sold her to DJnfar Hek, who shut her up In a castle a part of which still remains near whero now Is the lovely tropical bo tanical garden of Tlflls. (Jimmied by her beauty, he asked her to become bis wife. She refused and begged her pur chaser to slay her. Tim Persian gave her a night to reconsider the mntter and on the next dsy be Isy reclining on a great cushion under a tree on that hot, sunny billable and awaited her answer. Presently she appeared before hltn, veiled In a long, pure white robe. calm and stately, her face deathly pale. She advanced, her armed Jailers following her. The Persian waved hi followers aside and asked the princess, "You consent to he ray wlfo?" "Yes," wns the solemn answer. "I consent to love you, for after the death of my husband and son It Is my destiny; there Is no other fate for me. "In fleorgla," said the princess, "there are certain families that pos sess atrango powers and dark secrets. My mother foretold I should be the wife of a DJnfar, and from my mother I, too, receive these iower to read tho future." Tho Persian was im pressed by her manner and her pres ence. She saw her power. "Give me your hand," she said. "I,et me read there If I shall have long years of hap- plneas with you." fie held forth bls hsnd. She bold It unUI It sllsbtlv trembled In her fingers. Then she burst forth with a cry of horror, "Oh, my master, knowest thou that deaUi awaits thee, perchance this very nlghtr DJafar Hek trembled now. Thou wilt die by the hand of a man thou hast this day offended." "Is It by Assa Dhoulla Hek?" he asked. "We quarreled to-day and about you. He would have bought yon." "Oh, my master," exclaimed Balome, "to save thee I must have some object upon which he has looked to day then I can avert this evil and make bis arms use less against thee." What! You can do tills?" exclaim ed DJafar Incredulously. "Moat cer tainly. Give me your dagger. He drew It and handed It to her. She held It up and. looking up to the blue heavens above, murmured a prayer; then, handing It back to him aald: Now It Is useless. It cart slay no one. Ho looked at her unbelievingly. "Try It." she exclaimed. "Strike hero!" He struck the blow where her finger rested full upon her heart. The keen blade went swiftly home, and she fell at his feet, exclaiming. "O, God, it celve my soul!" Then she lay dead. AT THE STAMP WINDOW. 8tlna-r Stan Want to Ileal the Post ofllcj BTstem Out of 1 Cent. The new booka that give general pos tal Information for the public and are distributed free to purchasers ot stampa at the various branch post- offices, are of value to all Interested In mailing matter of any kind. That many are Ignorant of common things was clearly shown at the stamp win dow over which John G, Wendle at times presides, at the Brooklyn post. offlce. A man stepped up to the window with one of the Sunday papers, Includ ing the various supplements, ready for mailing, and naked the cost. As It proved to weigh eight ounces or over the four ounces for which a paper may be sent as second class matter, he was told It would cost 2 cents. "It's ' an outrage to make me pay postage on so many sheets of advertls Ing. I'll take them out, and that will bring It down In weight, I guess," said the man complacently, as be got a piece of brown paper Into which he wrapped tho reading matter ln the pa per, lie didn't know that thla made It third class matter, but It did, and Wendle told him that being miscella neous printed matter and weighing over six ounces It would cost cents, or a cent for each two ounces or frac tion thereof. Una staggered the man, who then said: All I want to send Is a paragraph, so far as that Is concerned. I can cut out and seiid It ln a 1-cent unsealed envelope. Olve me one." It was given to him and aa he laid down a cent for It, Mr. Wendle said, in tho tone he uses toward young women who want stamps with vanilla flavored gum "That will cost you 2 cents. One for the stamp and one for the envelope.' "Well, I'm done for," said the man as he threw down the other cent. "I've lost a quarter's time ln trying to beat the postotllce system and am Just where I began." Then Mr. Wendle handed to him ono of the new books, and with a pleasant smile snld: "When you want to be sure before hand, and don't want to bother the stamp clerk, rend this." Brooklyn Eagle. Knew What It Meant. "Hello, Uncle John," exclaimed the village, nephew", as he warmly grasped the old farmer'a band. I'm awfully glad to see you looking so well. How Is my good aunt and dear little cous ins " 'Here, boy," Interrupted the wise old rurallte, as be pulled out his pock etbook, "how much do you need this time?" Ilip Van Winklo Libelled. Rip Van Winklo had Just been tak ing a nap. Placing a band upon his beard, he murmured drowsily, "How this grows on me." After which ho fell Into n second doze, that he might sleep out the remaining ten years. Yale Record. All Off. Mrs. A. I seut my daughter to a cooking school to fit her for marriage. Mrs. 11, was tho experiment a suc cess? Mrs. A.No. The man she was en gaged to found It out, Judge, JTelllo Tells How rtatiy Came. There's no use of your talking, for momma told me ao, And If there's any ono thnt does, my mamma ought lo know; I "or she lins been to Ihirope, and seen Hie Pope of Home, Though she says that waa before t came to lire with her at home, You see, we hnd no baby, unless you call me one, And I Imve grown ao big yon know, 'twould hnve to be In fun. When I went to see grandma, nbout two weeks ago. And now we've one, a little one, that squirms and wriggles so. And innmina snra an anetl earn down from heaven above, ' And brought this baby to her, for she and me to lore: i And Its got Hie cnnnlngest of feet, ss ' Utile as enn be. And smiling eynn, nnd curly hair, and Hands you scarce csn see. And then It never cries a bit, like some bad linlilrs do: And pnpn snya It looks like mt I don't think ao, do roil? For I'm a girl, nnd It's a boy, and boys I can't endure. unir tiii-jr ro liable like our own, ' they'll plsgue and tease you sure. J Hut you any the anrel didn't come, now I you just tell me whr: I The Hlble nays there's sngels In hesren, and that's the sky; And Christ lores little babies, Slid' God makes pverythlng. And If the angel didn't who did our baby bring? You can't tell; no I guesa yon can't, but mamma ought to know, i For It's her baby, her's and our's, and mamma told me so; And they don't make nny running things like him on earth, you see; ' I'or no wsx doll, with real hair, Is half so nice as be. 1 I Snow an angel brought him, and I think one brought me, too. .Though I don't Jiist now remember, and so can't tell, can you? Hut mamma knows, and this I know, the baby wasn't home When I went away, and now he Is; If i you want to see him. come. Wlllowware Induatry. i. . . , . . In ten years Maryland has Jumped ror mamma ssys If I am rood I can ,- ,,, , . .. ,,, kiss him every dsr. i rrom flfth to thlrd p,ace ln willow- And we'll klsa him now, ana then gt.!wnre 'ndustry of the United States, out and have a nice long play: "nklng now next to New York and And If anybody asks you how babies Pennsylvania. Baltimore Is one of the come and eo. Why, tell them lt' the mamma told me ao. angels, for You Can Oet Allen's FootCae FREE. Writ Mta B. Olmitrd, U Bor.N. Y., for a Ire samt'le ol Allen's Foot-Ease. It cures iweatlnr. hot swollen, schlnr feet. It makes tiftw n, tlvht iIimi A M,l,ln rnr, tn corns, lnrrotrlnr nails and Lnnloni. Alldrav. tI,uell't- 2Gc Hon't accept any substitute. Dlacrctlon a Failure. "I was at the husking bee one day. Great fun." "Kind a red ear?" "Yes." "Kiss the prettiest girl?" Nope. Didn't dare. All the pret- Klrls wcre engaged to husky farm- "Whnt did you do?" "Kissed the homeliest girl." "Did thnt give sstlsfactlon?" "Not n bit of It. Eoch of the husky farmers felt that I hnd personally snubbed his best girl." Cleveland Plain Dealer. CITQ Permanently Cored. No Slier nervousness rllO afternrsldar'suseofllr.Kllne'sUrealNerve Keitorer. hend for Vtrr UX trial bolllesna Ireallae. Ilr.lt. lI.hllne.LKL, HI Arch bt, rhUadelphla, I'a. She bet Illm Off. Wife My dear, I need a little more of this stuff, and some trimming to match. I wish you would drop Into Bigg, Sale & Co.'s and set It- Husband (a smart fellow) Let me see. un, I know. Tbats the store where they bare so many pretty girls, isn't it? "l-e-s." "lea, I remember. That blond girl at the trimming counter knows your tastes and will doubtless select juat the sort of trimming you want I mean the girl with the golden hair, alabaster skin, blue eyes and sweet little " "There are a number of thines I want downtown. Never mind, dear. I'll go ana get them myself. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY Take Laxative nromo Quinine Tablets. All drug cists refund the money IT II talis to cur. K. V Uroves slxnauir Is on each box. Sc. llnrt Memories. Many people complain of having a bad memory, as If It were something they could not help, like a headache. or some similar ailment; yet even that can be helped nowadays by the appli cation of a little common sense. After nil ttinra tn nn run ann wtiv nnv-liAilv hould havc a ba1 memory, It u mere. ly a matter of training nnd la, more over, a matter ln which It Is never too late to attend to Its training. For grown-ups many methods aro advo cated, all of them, no doubt, based on tho principle of- mental concentration. In a young child the faculty can be cultivated by making 'the child de scribe everything It has 6een In Its morning walk, taking care that no fnct Is exaggerated, but that strict atten tion Is paid to truth In every detail. ln tho matter of memorizing It Is au excellent plan to let the child learn ono lino of poetry a day, which It should repeat the following morning, and at the end of a week It will be able to say the seven lines. The young brain should not be overloaded with knowledge, but allowed to assimilate a fragment each day. M SftiNS FAIL IN A DRY TIME ITHE 5I(iN Of HIE f ISH NEVER fAILS 1NAWET nME. WHTDONTTCUK. 3 FLICKER VLAta. M HUM AND KEEP DRY? CCWAft C OF IMITATIONS, 100S. fOR ABOVt TRADE- rUa. lUumN r. i.iiLi.., u.M.-i. ulliu. A. J. TOWEU CO.. Boston. Mils., U. B, A. TOWKIl CANADIAN CO., lid., Toronto, Can. PUTNAM mrm Color mora goods brighter and latter colors thsn any other dye. On 10c package colors silk, wool and cotton equally well and Is guaranteed la (t,vff.RS.,c ff Ask dealer or wawUltend post paid at IOC a package. Write lor Irs booklet haw t dy black and mind colors. MONKOU URUU CO., Unionvllle, Illinois, I I i ! MtiiaiTTnir n Mm, ,, a AYcCelablc PreDarationforAa- slmilaling ftcroodandnegula- iwg mesiooaaa anajjawcis or lll Promotes DigeslionjChcerful- ness and iicsi.toniains nciihcr Opium.Morplu'ne norIincxaL JOX 'NAIIC OTIC . AIM afOUjOrSAKUIXmaiZIi yl StU' ryEW.lbry vM4VWr,9 rsffV, Apetfeel Remedy for Constipa tion , Sour Stomaih, Diarrhoea end Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YDnK. three willow-ware centers which only have shown any actual growth In the business. In Maryland the center of the willow district lies ln Howard County. In the neighborhood of Elk Mdge alone the output of willow ex ceeds $5,000 per annum, while Anne Arundel County contributes $2,500. A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES Itrhtnc mind, nieedlnr or Frotmdlnc rile. VoordrarststwIUrertlnd money ir PAZO OIKT 1IK.VT falls to euro you In to H days. SOc Perfectly SatlsHed. Crack Boat Builder Ah! How de do, Mr. Blchman? How did that rowboat I made you last summer suit? Mr. Blchman Perfectly! "Ah! I'm glad to hear It. I always like to give satialactlon. Baited perfect' ly, eb.7" "Yes. I left It In front of my boat house all summer and every scalawag who tried to steal It got upset or drown eu." For coughs and cows there Is no better medicine than I'lso's Care for Consamp- viuu. incc 20 cents. Theater-Going; Under Dimcaltlea. Patron I see you hare a notice out side, saline that ticket boucht of sDee- ulators on the street will be refused at tnc door. Theater Ticket Seller Yes. sir: that la our rule. Well, I'll take a ticket fur to-night. parquette ' very sorry, sir, but all the tickets bare been bought up by speculators!" Motaerswlll And Urs. Wlnslow-s Booming rjyrupuie oesiremeayioDMioruieircauarta duxint th ue thing period. Natural Preference. Miss Violet had made a rapid tour of the European continent and found little to Impress her, either favorably or otherwise. "You say you saw all you wanted to of Italy," said a friend, on Miss Vio let's return to her native heath ln Kan sas. "What did you think of the lax raronl?" "Don't talk to me about It," aald Mlts Violet, briskly. "I'd rather have a good dish of plain American maca roni baked with cheese any time!" St. Jacobs Oil The Old Monk Cure "DIDN'T HURT A BIT" EXACT COPY Of WRARSOl. M 1 1 Ijal H U Of Our Method of Extract ing Teeth. II your plat tails when eating or tslkln by using pur vacuum ralro we cau make you one that will be satisfactory. We do work lor people from out ol the cltr quick. it, so that rou will not ba delayed. no do crown and bride work without ,.,,, vui jceie "ork enables us to Ot -yij. in ueu ib in n hay leelinji as upea eyenlDSs till i in. 1, r niab. 1'hone Ualn WISE BROS Dentists, RUSSELL HIGH GRADE MACHINERY ENGINES F & f THRESHERS BOILERS V::::::::r STACKERS hutt T c iS--73kt Write for Catalogue lViiLLO 1 -JI and Prices The A H, Averill Machinery Co, FADELESS D V BS ASTORIA For Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years TORIA TN f wrmvn mmht. new von crrv. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS pMtett, HbUt and ttroagrml Htnmp Puller oq tb inrkrc lit Hon power on Um iwwp with two borer. Wrtu for dMcrlptlT rulo and prlCM. r - REIERSON MACHINERY CO. Foot of MorrfMn Street lortlan4. Ortzea FIRE PROTECTION! OLDEST HOUSE IN NORTHWEST Lary and complete stock of Fir Apparatus, llos and Ilepartment Hupplies. Onr goods ar la us la nearly every Fir Uepanment. HEAVY COIveR. BRAZED JOINTS, RELI ABLE FIRB EXTINQUSIIERS -Baoroeks'' S39, -Patrols- SIS. eacb. These are the Htandard KiUnmUhers. Common RxtlnruUber. with riveted joints. 111 each. A. G. LOSC. Tttlud, Or Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT This wonderful Chi nee doctor la called treat beennae he en re people without opera- mmi in a. mrm aieee. Bp lo die. tie cure wlih tboae wonderful Chi nee herbe, roots, bods, barks and veaetablea thai are eaUrely no known to medical eel. eeee In tbla eouatre. Thran.h th those harmlens remedle this famoue doctor knows the actio of over MO different rem. edlee. which he succeaarolly neea In different diseases. He guarantee lo cure callarh. aslb Ban. lung, uiroaj, rheumatism, aervnusneaa, stomach, liver, kidneys, etc, baa hundreds n lesUmonlala. Charges moderate. Call and see him. raUenia out of the city write for blanks and circular. Henrf mmiu lNrillf. TA11U.N FHUK. AUUHUSa The C Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. US Alder St.. tAwtl.kl. Uree. rlle.,.. Paper. No. 2-I90S TTTI1EN writing; to adrUr plena I I f mention tills pnper. I For Soreness and Stiffness From cold, hard labor or exercise, relaxes the stiffness and the sore ness disappears. Price, 25c. and SOc. IS WHAT THEY SAY ex erienca in piate your mouth comlott- cneapesi m icaeno. well as you. Sundays Irons to U I 3029. 213'&Zi PORTLAND OREGON Hay ar known by what tbey hav I U srown. For half a cento ry tney M. 0 bav been tn etandard unreal aaj failed nnc to produce blcter. bet- aM ter crop than any other. Hold AH W by all dealers. 103 Heed An- AH W aialm to an applicants.