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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (April 22, 1904)
Spring Medicine Thorn la no (iIIiit Mcntioti when yoml Ijicillclno I d luinli ncciloil nn In llio Hpi'liitf. 'J'lio blood In Impure, weak ami lmn)VorlliL'il u condition Inillcntril liy iilniplcii nml ollior onipllonu on llio (ncu nml body, by tlcllcli'iil vllnllty, Ions of nppolltn, Inclc of tlciilli, anil waul of iinlnmllon. Hood's SarsaparUla and Pilis Mnko llio blond purn, vIk'HOIib nml rich, crualo uppclltd, ;lvo vitality, rtrtnt;lh mul niihimtloii, nml euro nil eniillimi. Iluvo lliu whulo family IjpjjIh to In I; o llicin tmlny. " Hood'. Kitriutiuttlllfi linn linen tired In our family fur minis I line, nml nlwnya wltli Rood ri'miltn. IjhI .print! I hi nil run ituwn nml k'ul a Imlllii of It, nml a uaual rrr IvcmI great liolitirlt." Mm Huilam llorcr, Slowc, Vt. Hood'a Bnronpnrllln promise to euro and kooa tho promlso. lii'li-lliiiiiliil IVntni'ii Not Wnutoil, I'nw liunlni'HK uii'ii will employ n li'fl'lliiiuli'il iiiTHiin nn n clerk or book ki'i'iir mill tlii pri'Jiulleo nunliiitt tlioin I'XtviiiM to tlm guvr-riiiiiriit clojmrt ini'lltn nt WnfliliiKlon. '1'liu rlilcfn of tliop tlcpnt IniriitM nro (Mitlrrlr wllllns tn overlook lind pciiiiianalilp on t ho pnrt of n really cooil nml luiliiilrloun cleric, lint It In I lio limn or womnn who write vllli tlio left linml nt wlilcli tlio lnlk In iiimiJi'. Tim ilenil Una In drawn Jint tile liniineiit It In nncertnlneil Hint n rli'rk In leftliiinilcd nml li In forth with liiforineil 1 1 nt t If It In liln tlenlro to rontlnuo In government nerrlro It will ho nerennnry for 111 I n to wrlto with hln rlKlit tin i t . Thin Information In nlwnyn u hIMer pill for tho left-hand pi'liholilern, lint (hero In nothing1 to ho iliino hut lieKlu t wrlto with tho rlKht hnliil or "throw up tho Job," nml fow nro nnxloiln to ipilt unveriinient norrlca oven for thin ciiune. That Acid Trouble. CoIiiki, Cul., April 18th. Much linn liecii wild nml w rilten recently nhout Uric Aetil in tho nynlein; what caunen It nml how to j-ut rlil of it. It In known to Ihi tho llrnt emmu of Ulivmnn tlnin nml ninny other illtennon nnil linn therofpro received n (treat ilenl of atten tion from inwllciil men. Mr. I.. I'. Moulton of thin plnco claim. Hint liu linn nolveil tho problem of how to Kt thin nclil out of tho )' tein. lie wiyir. "1 linil thin neiil trouhln mynelf for yonrn At times tho KUIney accretions would bo very profuxo ami at other tlmen ncant but the nclil wnn nlwnyn my lirentent troublo. Meillcluo fnileil to euro mo till nt hint I hoaril of n rem edy ralleil Dodd'n Kiilnoy l'llln nml after taking a mx I ru-oinod to Ihi en tirely cured. Ilowccr It enmo buck on mo ami thin time I took novernl boxen with tho renillt Unit I wnn completely niul permanently cured. Thin wnn tli no yearn hro and I havo not hnd n (IiikIo nymptom of tho ncld troublo luce. I mn 70 yearn of ngo uud I nm well nn eor I wan." HllUC'l-HM. Homo people think rmeri'M nmiiii Imply to get rich. Other, think It inrnlin merely to keep out of Jail. Olio of thena delliiltlonn In nbout an nenr correct an tho other, nayn a plilloao nher. CASTOR I A Far Infanta and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Soars tho BIguaturo A l.lttlo .Miatnkii. Young I.iuly What In tlio price ( tliitt ble)cIo continue? Denier Thnt In not n Meyrlo costume, mlsin; ll'n a nult of nniillnry iimlerwcnr. Permanently t-urrrt. no nuor nerrouineoa aftrr first lUy'euseuflir.Khne'Bllreat Nerve Jtotlnrer. Henil fur rrK - lrlftll.IIU&niltrtl-Hh llr, II. II. Kline, Ltd.. W Arch Ml . rbllailelphla, 11k (iiHiil Tlini) to Din. (llooniy Mull Who In tlio fool who wroto "1 Would Not Ilo lii tjpriui; tln.or Wife Pool I Gloomy Mini Yen. SiirhiKllme In JilH tin) xennou to ille.' KHcnpo tlio .print: liouie clfii ill ilk. .011 know. Itothernwllt flnil Mra. Wlnalawa'. Boothlne, Byruii tho imitroiuixlr tumo lor tholr ddMreu Mill it Clillil. Old Mnn Wlintl Mnrry thnt chllill Suitor Your iliiiiKtiter is no louscr I clillil, lr; nlio In n woiiiun. Olil Mnn Nonnclinol Why, tlio Isn't a bit bosriy yet. You Can (let Allrn'i root-IInnt PHEH. Wrlto Allen 8. (limited, Lo lloy.N. Y for t Ireo iniln ol llon'i KiHit-i:-o. It curn wontliiK, hut iwollaii, aching left. It mabci new or Unlit ahoca raij. A eettaln cure foi corni, liiKruwtiiEiiallai and tunlona. Allilruic glataaolllt. itc. 1'on't accept any autiatltutv. No Noimonao Nowndnya. Modern I'oct Ulvo ma a rhyuio for influenza. Krlend Whnt nro you writing? Modern I'oct An odo to iprlus. -Ifeelcv LIOUOR-HOnPMINt-TOBACCO llrl HAIMU r klUnTMIblllbl WIIUI rOFt fUlL PAATICUIAM AtaMII UIHmtYlMlirUH.- POWTLANDOWr, Another I.oiiK-r'olt Wnnt, Tough Hnvo yer got pull enough In Wnthhigtou to git n pntvut fer mo? Tiitcut I.nwycr Whut Is your Inven tion? Tough It's a pneumatic tire for por llce clubs. Perrin's Pile Specific Tho INTERNAL REMEDY No Case Exists it Will Not Cure AdllNTS WANTlll) Tor our New llnmilone Drag Haw. Wo let on Kino only oncq lor oacli log. quo man can novo um. Wo hamllo tho onlr Malleable tlriiliblng Machliio, wrlto u your watitaln thoniachlillno MAcnlN151lv f0 Toot Morrlnon HI. 1'ortland, Orogon VW-'IKII:laMlJJr uutfUtiruu. 'lailoa tiood. HoI.l br driiiftfUta. tUW oif.l : LSI 1 1 I -V H lCBHkJI IIUMOJt OF THE WEEK OTOrilCO TOLD UY FUNNY MEN OF TUG PI1E08, Oilili Ciii'loun nml Iiiiiixhnlil)) I'lni-ra of 1 1 it ii i i ii Nntiiru (IrniiliUiillr l'or tiiixd liy i:niliient Word ArllnU of Our Onn Iln-r A lluduet of I'll n . "I womler whnt linn becoina of flooilley. When ho wnn nt nehool, yon remember, he tired to tulle no much iiboutviiillflliiK uinnkliid, llnlered tho in I iiIkI ry. perhnpn." "()li, not llu'n mniiufnclurliiK oxfilo ulvo rIioIIn unit torpeiluon." l'hllmlcl pliln I.eilKer. Itlrrclly Under It. "It'H funny," ciihl Iho loiiK-wlndcil lioie, "but imlioily oter necnm kIoiI to neo mo." "Anil Imven't you oier found out llio i'iiiiko of your unpopularity?" Imiulrcil hn enudlil friend. "No. I oim't illneovor It" "Well, Well; It'n rlxht under your Very none." I'hlhiilolphlii I'rcnn. Katrrme MciiMtirra. Mother If 1 enteli you chimliiK thono heiin iiKnln I'll wnnh your fnco every dny next week! Punch. Truo Knoiiulit 'I'o w ne Did you toll Mnrklcy you hnd Jimt botiKht n mnKnzIno rlllo? llriiwni Yen. Towni' You'ro n truthful Kentlo- mnn! Why. It'n only n chenp nlnslo- bnrrel nffulr. Ilrnwno Well. I ImllL'lit It thmuzli nn ndvorllnomeiit In n mnKnzIno, didn't 1? l'lilhidelphtii I'ronn. Cluirltitblo Heft lio (nt nmiitt'iir concert) What do you think of Minn Scrcechor'n volco? Mho Oh, I think It'n nil of what It's cracked up to be. Then or Neer Mint WIIIIiik Should a f-lrl allow her llnnco to klnn her before they aro innrrled? .Mm. Wcilderly Woll, If iho wants him to klnn her nt nil tho thould. Homctliliiu tu Mow. "I wonder If they produce liny In tlio nrctlc Holds?" said tho hnlltoom boarder. "I don't know wlnlhor tlioy cnll It hny'or not," replied tlm cheerful Idiot, "but it's omctliliiK' tho I'nklmoi." A I'rlnceljr Kewnnl. "Hoy," nnld the wealthy mnn, benm Ins with Kriitltudc; "you hnvo ilono mo a Krent tervlco nml I nm going to re ward you." "Oh, thnnk you, ulrl" gnepctl Iho tmnll boy. "Hero, In thin enno, Is tlio first dollar I ever mndc Onzo on It nnd lot It In spire you to bo Industrious nnd snvlnv. Oood-by." riillndclpbln Ledger. Tlio Cnrre of Youth. "Vot's worry In' blm? In for a lick In'?" "Nope; worneor'n thnt. He snys tor dny'a tho dny bo's decided tcr propos3 to tho teacher." Why Hhe Objected. "I suppose, my dear," said old Mon eybags, "that you object to my using tobacco becnuso It Is a poison." "Yes," replied his young wlfoj "be cnuso It Is cr such n slow poison." An Old BiD'liiu Applied, "I nm Hgreonbly nurprlseil nt tho loom you havo given mo," said the manager of tho tlicatrlcnl troupe, with a putronlzlng nlr. "It's really first chins." "Alii" replied tho proprietor of tlio lintel. "Your room Is bettor tbnn your compnny." Philadelphia Press. Hllulit Mt.tnke. Shopper (In depnrtmont store) Isn't l rnther early to havo thoso mosijulto uetn on salo. Saleslady Iteg pardon, but thoso are boardlng-liouso blnnkots. l'lunte. I "Aro you still making visits to your dontlst?" "No." "IIpw's that?" "Oh, nothing, only I ran out of tooth." I Bufety Appliance. Husband Why aid you want a spcaklug tubo from tho dining room to tho kitchen? Wlfo So I can glvo tho cook orders without having ner throw dishes at me. I Nnl In lriir T.Iiia. I Mrs. Faddon Havo you ever had ony oxporienco In Qrlng china? I Mrs. Aitlcss No, lndeodl Our cook 'attends to that whan suo uuit a baa dy. An tliilurk L'ninhliiiitlon I'rlnon Ylnllor -What broil ulit you hero, my mnn? Oonvlet Hupcrnlltlon, mn'iim. Trlnrtn Visitor Superstition? Convict Yen, mn'ntii. It wns tho iiului'ky l.'l, mn'iim. I'rlnon Visitor Thlrtcenl In whnt wny ? Convict Why, tho JiiiIko nn' tho Jury united ngnlnnt me, mn'iim. Clovo- hind I'liiln Denier. ' Mmlly I'oood In llio Dark. Ho I think I ought to tnko n hot foot bnlh. Whero In Iho mustard? Hho Out In Iho pimlry. Ho I'nhnw! It'n dnrk out thero mid I hnven't got n mulch. Slu-Yoti don't need n match to lo- cnto It. It'n right nlongsldo of tlio I.lmbiirger cheene. I'hllndelphln I'rcnn. Not (Julie tins Hume. Mm. Ilnekwooiln-Oiir Henry's doln' renl woll In (own. Ho'n runnlii' a ho tel now mi' It's n big one, too. Mm. Korntop Do tclll Mrs. Iliickwoods Ho surely Is. Clot n letter from lilm this mornln' nn' hn ner.. "I'm n hotel runner now nn' It's ii rent swell plnco." rhllndelphln rrciis. Mimcilllno Vlevr. "Tho coming womnn," mild Iho type writer bonnier, "will not tnko a back neat for anybody." "I hopo you nro right," rejoined the nciinly-hnlri-d bnchelor. "Those fo tnnles who ocupy tho bnck Rents re served for smokers In street cars maki ino real weary." ITnurpInir Ifcr I'reroicnllire. "Will you marry me, darling?" ask ed the young mnn In the parlor sccno. "Kir," rejoined hln fair companion, "this Is leap yenr nnd you should know thnt In matters of this kind n gcntlo uian should wait until ho Is asked." Nu dilutee for u lllow-Out. "If I were to glvo you S10," said the phllnnthroplHt, "would you blow It In?" "Nnry n blow, mister," replied the hnnl luck victim. "I'.t I wuz tcr git hold tiv dnt much coin In er lump It 'ud dike mo brcoth crway. See?" Other Hldo of It. "When women get their rights," xnlil Miss Strongmlnd, "there will ba lens foolish lovcmiiklng." "That's nil right," rejoined Mr. Mnnherton, "thero won't bo a girl left worth spooning over." IJotntix Clnan. Teacher Mushrooms always grow In damp places. Pupil That's why thsy look like umbrellas, nln't It? All Indoraeitieilt Asctim Hut docs this medicine real ly euro deafness? Clerk i:h? Asoum (shouting) I say, does It ronlly cure deafness? Clerk Well, I should say sol I've tnken It regularly for twenty years. There's the Huh. Towno If It hadn't been for thnt follow Cutter I'd bo $100 richer to day. Ilrowno Oh, forget about It. lou ought to take things philosophically. Towno I do. That s easy enough, but It's hard to part with things phil osophically. Philadelphia Press. Cooked I) p. "So this is tho old family Dlblo?" snld Mr. Nowsooter, who wns waiting In tho' parlor for Miss Pnssny. "No," replied Miss Pnssay's little brother, "that's tlio now one sister boi lit last week so alio could wrlto In It nil nhout when she was born." Philadelphia Press. Bynonrina. "Oh, thero's a word of nine letters that describes Crabbo to a '(.' " "Ah, yes 'pessimist.' " "Well, I meant 'dyspeptic,' but It nmounts to tho same thing," Philadel phia Press. Murder Will Oat. "You simply can't get that girl to tell her ago." "Well, tlmo will tell, cvon If she won't" The Style that Coat. "After all, I guess It doesn't cost much to llvo In New York." "It may not cost much to live," re plied tho man who bad tried It, "but It costs a lot to mnko people behove you'ro living nnd not merely existing." Philadelphia Press. Tlio Gypsloa. dypsles wcro found In England about 1614, according to "A Dyaloguo of Sir Thomas More" (1520), but tho oxact year of their arrival Is unknown. They wcro present In Scotland In lf05, and possibly they wcro tho "Saracens" whoso depredations In that country prior to 14C0 nro on record. Uatalllard mid other authors bcllovo that gypsies existed lu Kuropo from lmmoiuorlnl times, for tlioy llud no ac count of their crossing tho Ilosphorons, and no record Is known to exist of their passago to England or Scotland. Thoy woro better received In theso countries thnn lu any other, but so early as 1531 an act was passed re quiring tho Egyptians to quit tho realm under pain of death, a similar edict being Issuod In Scotland tn 1511 and at varying periods In most of tho Euro pean states. Transportation across tho seas was among tho milder means adopted and probably was tho cause of much further dispersion of the tribes. Under Honry VIII. gypsies were shipped from England to Norway or Franco, und from France, so recently as 1802, tlioy Iwero deported to Africa. Am Impure blood always shows somewhere. If the skin, then bolls, pimples, rashes. If the nerves, then neuralgia, nerv ousness, depression. IF (he Sarsaparilla stomach, (hen dyspepsia, biliousness, loss of appetite. Your doctor knows the remedy, used for GO years. ' llMtiirrillil' fr.iiM Hi riil.lii war, I wll a ti,frt wrti. k. lt I.I e.l Wftl Im.I. Rli'l II, r liimtlli wif K'Hin. ll il h f l.olll4 of Ajer'A Kit, Hrraiiton, Vt. 91 00 a l.r,lll. All 'lriipirlil. J I AVKItro . for 1 TMMI.n TV 1 1 H hsndlo to It, nnd It was mennt to tie iniPlir2 HIOOQ I used, sir." "That's so. Well, Ilroom njMui ii""iiiw ' i in ii i - - ,MJ handle, how are you?" Aid tho anrsnpnriun oy Kooplnu tho howolo rcKulnr with Ayor'o Pills. Alter people pimn rorty they find thnt they hnc no plnen lo wear their now clothes uiil"n they go to church. " II I TM t I i'viii.;u nami luni mo ! w w. orrer c ZV,LMvJ rar 1'tV've.'!nni:!cnfl,nr any caae of Catarrh thai cannot be cured ty of nicely cooked food." "Well," nn ,ui,',ir;uK",r';vACO,rro,t,Tole.lo,o.!"ed Slrlus Ilarker. Irrltnbly, "why We, tho underilienoil, hare known K. J. don't some of tbem try It? Washing Cheney lor the Uiilteara, ami bellevohlia . snP (perfectly honorable In all Luilnem traniao-. lon oiut. Irfoctly honurahle in all bualneia traniao-, tloni and IllianrlaUr able to carry out any oti- Ultatlulia mane lir tnuir urin. Waar A TnuiJC, tfhulraale liruicilili, WAUiINO, KlM4M4 1lAllVl.f, WhulC i. Toledo. O. holeialo liruic- llall'aCaiarrh Cure la taken Internally, act inic directly uun tho bluuil anil uiucoua iur laiea ol the ayatein. l'rlco "ic. (r bottle. Bold by all I'ruKKlata. ltailmonlala free. llaU'a lainlly f'illi are the boat. A huge niinfJali, the largnut ever seen, was recently enpitired nenr Snnta Cnta llua Inland, off tin- i-nnut of Callforuia. It weiglied nhout h'KX) pounds. Plio n Cure fs a remedy rorcouulu, colds and conauniptioii. Try it. Price 25 cents, Hdrugglats. The population of Jnpnn Is twelve times nt deuso as that of the Uuited States. 1,.l,tri fl Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills, Must Door Signature of See Facsimile Wrapper Ilelow. Terr nail nnd as eu; to t&ke as nmr. IFOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZINESS. FOR BILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIN. FOR THECOMPLEXION ts cants ! rarely VeretMovjfrS CURE SICK HEADACHE. HOWARD t BURTON. Ajsarcr and Oicniit hm-ctini n T ' - i "ilil. Mln r. ix-iul, II : Hold, Ml- er,7-; i .ol.l. : Zlor r i 'opiwr. 1 1. Cyanide leala, Malllncnrkina anil full prti-ellalaenlonapptle- tlon. Ctmtrol ami l niplre worn aollcimi. l.eu Ille. vulu. lieitfreui.-owaruouj.iw BUY FROM YOUR UUAL,UK . rS"ll tri AO L. ILILJLJLaLO S4.00. S3.50, $3.00, S2.50 union ounce ."ST in ,.fD , THEVVORLD. f. men than nny other raako. Tho reason Is, thoy hold their shaiie.lltbct tor, wear longer, ami havo irroator intrinsic vnluo than any other shoes. Soli mywlnrt. lloiiu'liia lieeaj Corona Coltskln. ulileh la everi lierti conceded toliotlie llneat l'atent jVittlier set liriidilced. fait Color I mHltmd. tllioea ly in ill.l i-etita extrv Write ror Catalog. W. 1 WOUUIVS, Uroclitou, 3llla. Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT Thla wonderful Chi tifaa doctor la called great becauaa ha curea people without opera tion thai art ElTen un lo die. lie etirea with thoae wonderful Chi nese hcrtie. roota, huda. barka aud egelitblea that are eqtlrel un known lo medical acl. nice In tills country. Through Hi use o those harmleaa remedlea thla famoua doctor knowa the action of over WO different rem edlca, nhliil ho aucceasfully uses In different diseases, ile guarantees to cure cattarh, asth ma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousness, slomarti, liver, kidneys, etc.! has hundreds of testimonials. Charges moderate. Call and see hint. 1'atlents out of the cllr write for blanks nnd circulars, fend stamp. CUMIULe TATIU.N t'UKIi TheC. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. 1st AUer St., 17-Meuuou psper. INirtUnJ. Orejon. p. N. o. No. 17-1904. HEN writing to nrtvertlaero pleaae uentiiiu ciua iiuiior. ABSOLUTE SECURITY. Kittle lVER M PILLS" .. . VB1 Hell Hoy (outside of room &&) Sny, Iho gns Is pncnplng In (hern. Country man (Innldo of room r,") No, It oln'ti I locked tho door. Kx. Mother Johnny Jones, did you get thnt nwful cold out skating? Son Mother, I think I caught It washing my fnco yenterdny morning. Judge. Chwnply I don't know whether I ought to tnko your daughter from her 'other's roof. Her Father She doesn't live on tho roof. I'hllndelphln Ilulle tln. "I any, Ilroom!" "Cnll me by ray whole nmno, If you please. It has n Curloso Your name In l:phralm. in jiaw'd your parents come to glvo jou that name? Modestus I don't know for certain, but I suspect It wm because I was a boy. Hoston Tran script. "If l.tM 1 1, n . ,f,A In an A ureat Dent: nragg-i owe nom Ing to any man. Newltt Oh, yes, you do. Ilrngg No, slrl Newltt Oh, yes. You owe an npology to every man who has to listen to you blow. Philadel phia Press: Improvement nt tho Oas Office: "Did you have any luck when you went to complain about tho gas bill?" "Hetter luck thnn last month," answered Mr. Meekton; "the man didn't laugh this time." Ex. Magistrate (sternly) Didn't I tell you the Inst time you were here I nev er wanted you to come before me again? Prisoner Yes, sir, but I couldn't make the policeman believe it. New Yorker. Funny about Ralston wanting bis former wlfo to get a divorce from her second husband so that they might get married again." "Not very. He's al ways been falling In love with other men's wives." Ex. Dally Guide to Flattery: If there Is something on the table that the hostess knows Is so badly cooked thnt the feels bored about It, ask for moro and eat It with tho greatest apparent relish. Baltimore American. "Have you any taste for Thacke ray?" asked Mrs. Oldcastle. "No, I can't say that I have," replied her hostess; "is that anything like this paprika they're pnttln' In everything now?" Chicago Record Herald. What he Would Rather Hnve Ex pressed Differently: Gushing Ijidy Oh, but Mr. Jones, I should lovo to b beautiful even If for only halt an hour! Jones Yes; but you wouldn't like tho coming back ngaln! Punch. Conductor All aboard! riease get aboard quickly, Miss; tho train Is about to start. Young Lady But I wish to kiss my sister good-by. Con ductor Get aboard, get aboard; I'll attend to that for you. Yalo Record. "Coal vases?" said tho hardware merchant "Yes, sir." "Something nicely Japanned?" "No, sir," said tho customer, a man with fierce mustache and a foreign accent; "haven't you something in Russia Iron?" Chicago Tribune. How to Hold Actors: "It always lnnkos mo niad to talk to an actor. Ho protends to listen politely, but his at tention is wandering all the time. Ever notlco It?" "No. I always talk to them about themselves." Philadel phia Ledger. Owner of Fishpond (to man who Is trespassing) Don't you see that sign, "No fishing here? Angler Yes, and I dispute It. Why, thero's good fish ing here. Look nt this basketful. Tho man must havo been mad who put that board up. "It was only five years ago that I started In with our firm at five dollars a week," said Bragg, "and now I earn fifty a week without any trouble." "That's so; It's easy to earn that," re plied Newltt, "but how much do you get?" Philadelphia Press. Ida I don't believe Mr. Smart bo- Ueves my handkerchiefs nro linen. May Why not? Ida I told blm I had my pin money wrapped In my handkerchief and lost It, Ho said there was a great deal of money lost thesa dllrs.ChIcnB0 News. Tommy-To-morrow'. your birthday. ain't It, ma? I wlsht I had a dollar; I'd buy you a present Ma That's thoughtful of you, my dear. But why do you need a dollar? Tommy 'Cause that's tho price of It. It's tho dandi est catcher's mask you ever saw. Philadelphia Tress. Fond Mother I don't know what to do. I want to send my daughter to college, and yet I don't want to send her Into the world unprotected. Wise visitor, who has observed the daugh ter's disposition You mean that It would bo unkind to send her out Into the unprotected world! Never say again that a newspaper writer is not a master of diplomacy. One of the fraternity wns to write up the history of an old lady of 03. Ho was told she bad never so much as learned her letters. Did bo blurt It out In print? Not a bit of It Ho morely stated on his finely written artlclo that "she can read tho finest print as well as she ever could." Queer. "Hades Is supposed to be located In tho center of the earth. Isn't It?" re marked tho thermometer. "Yes, but what of It?" Inquired the barometer. "It seems funny, I was Just think, lug the lower down I should get In that direction tho higher up I'd go." Philadelphia Press. It sometimes happens that a family which cannot boast that ono of Its 1 members underwent nn operation, can recall a tlmo when ono of tho children went from ono convulsion luto nnother. " PE-RU-NA TONES UP THE SYSTEM IF TAKEN IN THE SPRING." SAYS THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNO Olfil. MISS MARJORY IIAAIPTON, OP NP.W YORK. MiM Marjory Hampton, 2010 Third Avenue, New York City, writes! "I'eruna Is a fine medicine to take any season of the year. Taken In the spring It tones up the system and acts as a tonic, strengthening mo more than a vacation. In the fall nnd winter I have found that il cures colds and catarrh and also find that it is invaluable to keep the bowels regular, acting as a gentle stimulant on the system. In fact, I consider It n whole medicine chest." Miss Marjory Hampton. PURE BLOOD Blood Impurities of Spring timeCause, Preven- -tion and Cure. Dr. Hnrttran'fl medical lectures aro eagerly scanned by many thousand readers. One of the moet timely and interest ing lectures lie ever delivered was his recent lecture on the blood impurities ol spring. Tlio doctor said in substance that every spring tl.e 1 liod is loaded with the effete accumulations of winter, deranging the digestion, producing sluggishness ol tho liver, overtaxing the kidneys, interfering with the ac ti6n of the bowels and the projor cir culation of the blood. This condition of tilings produces what is popularly known as spring fever, spring malaria, nervous exhaus tion, that tired feeling, blood thicken n; and many other nair.ei. Sometimes the victim is I ilious, dys peptic and constipated ; sometimes he Sometimes wo mny lean, more from a mau's errors than from LU virtues. Longfellow. nt AlzrnvprpA rt-r,r m R S. R. The neoole everywhere indorse it, ' nnH th-r nro few homes where S. not known and used. It is superior in many ways to the ordi nary blood medicines. In the first place S. S. S. is a guaranteed numlir vpm-tnhle comnound. made exclusively of medicinal roots oWtprl for their wonderful nurifyintr and tonic properties that act upon the blood, purging it of impurities and restoring it to a healthy, natural condition. At the same time, under its tonic effects the gen eral system improves, the sluggish organs are toned up, and renewed strength and vigor and better health is the result. No bad after-effects follow the use of S. S. S., as so often happens with blood medicines containing strong minerals, which derange tho stomach and digestion and in otiier ways damage the system. For diseases of the blood, such as Chronic Sores, Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Boils and Pirn- oJS1 troubles due to impure or been ualnsj your S. S. 0. as a household remedy, bad condition ot the blood, I have taken It aa a tonlo and appetizer, and be- n0 remedy acts SO promptly lleve there U none better. I have need It for my an(j thoroughly as S. S. S.1 children at varloue times for little .kin erupt.on., j reaclle3fadc'en..ea ted ' boll, and poisons cau.ed by playinir with weed.. readies ueep-seatea, B. B.S.l. my .tandard, never mind what 1. the long-standing cases, upon matter. If Iuae a bottle ot S. S. S. it tone, up the which the ordinary potash yatem, clean.e. the blood and make, me well and Sarsaparilla compounds again. Aa an all-round family medicine I consider havenoe,Tect Even whero B.S.B.the beat remedyof the kind thnt have I nacnoeneci. cn wnero ever uaed. and generally keep It on hands, a fam. there IS an hereditary liy remedy. 2IB3. V. O. WHITTINQTON. preaiSposition to disease, S. S. S will search out and remove from the blood the fixed poison and build up the health ; it enriches and purifies weak, thin blood and stim ulates the circulation. Pure blood is essential to health. You can exist without good blood, but can never bo robust and strong ; for every organ, tissue and nerve in the body looks to the blood for nourishment, and unless this vital fluid is kept in a pure, healthy state, the rest of the body suffers and the system soon breaks down. Nature has pro vided in S. S. S. a remedy for diseases of the blood which long experience and a thorough test have proven superior to all others, and the acknowledged " King of Blood Purifiers." OUR flEDICAL DEPARTMENT, in charge of graduated physicians, is an important part of our business, maintained for the benefit of thoso who need advice or special information in regard to their case. Write) us, and our physicians will advise you without charge. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA, rOlllXANU BXUD CO., Tho improved Aivord Sage Brush Grubber and Land Cleaner Takes out all brush by tho roots will romovo Saga (Jlilco, otc. leaving same In nllos at regular intervals. Troth nro . automatically cleaned. 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If you do not derive prompt and sat isff o'ory re-u Its from the use of Peru na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giv ing a full statement of your case, and he will bo pleased to glvo you his valu able advice gratia. Address Dr. Ilnrtman, Piesldent ot The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. ! U takes two to make a quarrel until you have one of your own. and then tt is always the other ono who makes it has met with such S. S. for the blood is -" t a- T H IE Y M D D 1 1 C C A ll Kllla I.loo on roultry. Yoq rnUOOlAPJ paint the perchea, the a - rr lM CD fumea kilt the lice. lieu. aVIlatl ll&.lCr cannot feed lice and feed yon. ITlce, OOo nnd 01.00 n can. Sold by dealers. MlVSSUrl ItEMEDY CO., St Taut, Ulna. uentlemtn 1 am a brewlar ot ttrst-ctasft Sll-tare WjandotUa, I won.csuof roiirl'HCSSUN LIQUID LICE KtlXkll aaaspsclat premium at tha bt 1'aul Poultry Show ol 1J0, anil lad It Is all rUht. There arasareral hero mat naatarrllaMe Ilea killer. an4 Youre la all rllhl. WM. 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