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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 23, 1903)
Distress Jlfter Eating Nausea between meals, IioIcIiIiik, voiii lillijf, llulllluiico, 11 In of nervous Imm actio, ml n In llio Moniiifli, mu nil nyiiipttiinii nf i1j'hii')Iii, imil llio lnn(or H In iK'Ktcnlcil tliu Imrtler It I to euro It Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pills Ilnillcally nml ii'riiiniii'iitly euro It lii'MKllii'li nml lono (ho Moniurh mi oilier (IIkokIIvii organs fur tliu nutural pcrforiiiaiico of tlielr functions. Accept no Btilmlltitlii for Mood's "I had ityii.fnlii IwMilr-fWn itm and took different tiirilldws hut cut no help until I Ikkdii tnkliiic Hood's Burssparllla. Havo taken four tattles of this medicine and rail lion rut almost anjrthliif, sleep well, hare no cramps In ruy alomarh, no butnlnil anil no distress; M. Wn.na O. IlAiiiirrT, It Oliiojr Bt., Providence, It, Hood's Oarsnpnrllln promlaos I cure and kopa tho promlao. One I'lrmurc (lone. "I miiiikiio, Minn lUiiita," aahl til rallor, "tliut your Intliiir fiwls iniirli linpplui now that liu hits burn cured ol III rhtmiiiittleni? "Well," iixiilitlmul tliu yiiiins Imly "Jin (cola lietler ulien liu ronllrxs Hint Iki done not liuvn to Millar nny moro lull Im leula iiritly Imil wlivnhurotmitn lairs how vxitctly liu ur-od to liu ablo to foratoll tint weiitlmr. Juilnu. An Important Distinction. Klin I support) tlmt It would take Krtutt deal ol ohrvntloii anil rxpnrl nco to tmnhlu tiinn to pick llio fastest Iiorso untttrod lor a rncu. Ilo (iiioiirn(iilly) Yes, but that Isn't whnt you arn trylnK to do. What you want la to pick tho Iiorao that ii goln to win. Ocean Trout. Trout aro tailored lo bo eicluilvvly Inuli Hator Huh. It happens, however. occasionally that aomo am cminlit with I liu lierrlnu In tliu (Irrinati ocean. Silence at Dinner. Wiioniivor lliere la a marked silence at a laritn dinner party It la always. tl.n aiiporiitltlmia aay, tnunty mlnutea ol tho hour or Utility mlnutea alter I'aa'er. Kftnlor In tho Sunday which follow that font Iih-ii til day ol tho ralemla moon which fullg upon or noxt site tliu lll.t tiny ol March. Wild Anlmali In Captivity. Captivity cliniik'cM animals' nature A lion rnpturi'il when it la full urown will nlnnys Iw treacherous, but Holm, tigers, Icopiuiln ami oilier rariiivcrou animals that liuvo tarn born In rnpltv ity mu ta tamed till they nrn ipillo 11 Ki'lttlu ami affcctioiinto an poodle dogs. l.ait Touch ol Ucallsm. Tho photograph nml moving pictured liuvo been combined, any tho Cliicngo Tribune, lima making It poxaiblo to Hive tliu Hint touch of rciillm to prlie light views. Tete-a-Tcte. "Ah," ho mM to her over their ice cream, "it la very sweet, but not so sweet ns you." "It Is soft," alio rc turned promptly, "but not ro soft ns you." "And It la cold," ho conclud ed, "but not ao cold tie you." l'hlla dolphin l'ri'ss. One of Many, Meyer Did you over eco a man-eat' I nir aliurk? Oyer No; but I onco saw a mini rat lin: catfish. Meyer Indeed I Wltcro? Oyer In a restaurant. Chicago Dally fiows. Illrila and floods, Mirny blrdn havo mi lustlnctlvo pro aelenco of Hoods, 11 lid will change llio positions ol their nestn or mnke other iirovlBlotiHlormlety lust lieloro a heavy rainfall results In it Hood wlilch sweeps away their former houicit. Cream Custard I'le. lk'itt ono egg, itdd two-thinls cupful ol miL'iir nml tinii In ono iind one-hulf cuplula of Kood c renin. Mix well, ndd a pinch of milt. I.ino it pie pluto with imnto, pour in tho cream mixture mid grttto n littla utittncK over (ho top. llnkc alowly and nervo Just cooled. De troit Free I'reas. Tribute to Woman' Vanity, Traveling benittloH never lake paarago on un (x'emi liner without n apirit lump to bent their culling Iomkh. Thin pructlco IniperiU the hhip tliioiih dun cer of fire. Ono of tho IiIk HlciiniBlilp II lieu lniH lilted every atitteroom on lla vcaNvla wltlt tin ulcitrlcul iiiittiitU8 for heating tho curling tongx. Twine Born In Dublin, Irish women can boaut of having twins moro frequently than nny other women In tho world. Twlim tiro born in Doublln about onco In every fifty two birth)), iih aguliiHt it genurul world avorago of ono in eighty. fillclcnoy aiiHolIno I3iitno Fitly dollars can bo aaved by buying the above. Will run cheaper, chopping 15 to 20 bushels per hour, wood 8a w, well drilling machinery, pumps, etc. Write for catalogue. RHERSON MACHINERY CO., foot of Mortboa Street. ForllioJ, Oregon. Dizzy? Appetite poor? Bowels constipated? Tongue coated? Head ache? It's your liver! Ayer's Pills arc liver pills, all VCPCtablfi. "oiarur J.o. ij.rCo., Wfltlt VOUr inousinclic nr hpnrrl a beautiful brown or rich black? Uae BUCKINGHAM'S DYE Fim pri cr m i h?h? m t'l ' It ifr m 1 1 a Iwi But Cough bjrup, Taitiu, Uixhl. Ufa alq thnwajlTTrmlHta Heliool Life. Hehool life la rompoard of thrill couipoalte tho hoino, tint teacher and the pupil Ilev W. II. HlutK, Metliodlnt, I'lttaliuru;, I'a. Inbor. Tho hlatory of cent in lea riv venla tlin fact that llio ifroittor Hie civ IIIzuHon tliu moro honorable Inlmr lie coutea. Ituv. It. II, Hood, Trcatiyte rlau, I'lttabtirK, I'a. Heal Ohrlallan. It la eimy lo be n noiiiluiil Uhrlallnn, for n profeaaluit will accompllah Hint. It la dllllcult to he it real ono, for that IiivoIvch n rik'lit heart.- Ituv. Iji Crninliill, llnpllxl, CM cairo, III, lllood .Money. -TIiito nrn men In Urn church lo ilny who aro rwflvhiK blood moiivy, tho leveuim that cornea from It ehninuful ami dlliouct biKlneat. Itor. A. It. Ilolderloy, Mothuillat, At lanta, (In. Maii'a Hplrll. "Yuti cnniiot Juilitu n man aoluly hy hla (tela. You mint proliu lU-eper. You til n nt determine the aplrlt which iietiintea hlin nml hmcitIiiIii lla origin." Ilev. I). Ilnrt,, llebrow, lien ver, Oilo. Hmllea of IJIre. Tint atnllea mill ainlrka of an evil nerami nro not algni of life, but iliuiRor algunta that warn tie aitalnat fulling Into nu open aepuP Cher. llnv. 0. (J. (Jreeuwood. llnntlat. Weatllehl, N. J. Indtialrlal Comlltloiia.- The Inilinr trial problem will never hu aulved on tho prluclpla of elnm wlnahneaa. but only on tho luiala of tho hlitheat wel fare for all. Ilev. J. II. Hpeer, 1'iea bytvrlan, Denver. Colo. Honeaty.-Ilonealy la one of the Ural prluclpWs of ClirlMlnnlty. It Ilea nt tho baao nml nlao nt the npux of Clirla- tliin character. It luiiat bv the dom inant force In nil trnllle. Ilev. I'. It. 1'iinllllgtou, Metliodlnt, llelliel. (.'onn. uoii nun Mammon, iiecnime we avrvo botli Oml and Miitnmoii we llnd nu eijiml amount lit our aiirroiiiidlng. Tho devil la allll nllvo with tin ho long ua im net hlin, mid the Chrlnt tiitturo niitlillated.- Itev. I". K, Maaon, Helen tint. Ilrooklvit, N. Y. Illvnla of the Pulpit, To day the pul pit mi moro powerful rivalry llinii ever before. Tho nowapiiiier tirean. the cheap iiuiirHilneK nml tnv llbrarlia 1111 In part the place onco occupied by llio pulpit mono.-Ilev. I). .MneArthur, HnptUt. .New York City. I:viiuko11iii. The aplrlt of world evangelism wna never more marked than It 1 to-day. The .Methodist Church alone la priiiehltig the pmpei In atxteeit languages, to any nolhltig of too mitrveloua work beyond the aenn Itev. W. A. I'rye, MethodNt, Ijinalng, .Mlclt. ine ueniirreciion. i tie riitiirrri t un of Jmiia Chrlat fioin the doail In Un aiipreme wnrrnnt of our fnllh In lllm hi the lliingc of the invlnlble (loil. The church Iiiih tilno found III th.it reaurrec- tlott her churlcr. If ChrUt la not ilseti the whole ClirlMlMi theory of life col- iipntu ami the frulla of the tlunry are Illogical mid Iln hopea fnctlottn. Itev. M. W. .Stryker. Preahytirhtti, Clinton. N. Y. Capital nnd I.nlHir. In the pnaeut fotiKiitatlon lit the Industrial world we need haders who aee the putts In rela tion to the whole. Neither cnnltnl nor itbor must demand all. One has gold o exchange for work and the other haa work to exchange for gold. Neither should be exorbitant. Itev. M. 11 Harlan, Dlaclnlo. Ilrooklvn. N. Y. The l.nw of Life. There la no high er form of life tc.tchcd, there la no de velopment of personal luti licet, there no prosperous bualuesa uuiliittilncd, there Is no hlglur level of political or social life n ached, ntve along ono In- nrlahle Ilno-alruggle with mid c. n- Utleat of opposition. The law of life attainment through overcoming. Itev. J. It. Claik, Pr.t.hylerlan, Dettolt, Mich. Itedemptlon. Ad.iin fell and slit came. Ilcdemptlou was nurchn'.ed by elalu Jeans nnd n rlaen Lord; and we, now, each week, celehrnte Ilia day of resurrection In eomblnatlou wlih wornlilp of f!od who eommnndeil mid the world wna, and who allowed Ills supreme lovo for tiinn In sncrllleliig for our redemption. Chrlat, Ilia Son, n whom He wna well plcft-ed. Itev. A. J. Henry, Congregntlotiallst, llrook lyit, N. Y. Work nnd Win. Do not people some how really feel that to support tho church, to bo chnrltnblo nml generous. observe the formal reiiulxltloiis of religion, la enough. That they hereby urchaau the goal of spiritual attain ment? Ami how Incongruous It Is for pcoplo to feel no, who know ho well that thoy get nothing hi nny other de partment of Ufa without working for It! Work nnd win Is tho true law of both tho temporal nnd tho uplrlttinl life. Itov. J. II. Clark, Presbyterian, Dotrolt, Mich. Professing Christians. If you are ac tive Ohrlathuis, If you make a loud rofcaslou of your religion, you tuny ho sirni your uelgliliors will talk about on, ami you may congratulate your self if you do not gvt your inline. In tho papers. They are auro to llnd Homo lluw lu your character, to weigh gainst your zeal lit God's service. The fellow who Is merely h silent, Indif ferent member of tho church, who never opens his mouth to testify, for Christ, will have a much easier time. Itev. D. M. McLean, .Methodist, IPs- mark, North Dakota. nioileat. Iteincniber," said the serious man, that money Is not thu only thlui; to bo striven for In thla life." Mnybo not," answered Senator Sor ghum, "but a whole lot of pcoplo think it Is, ami I am not egotist enough try to aot any now fiiHhlons."- Wnshlngtott Star. Tito Only Ono. Tho man who mainly etnles that lie Is "clothed In vIkIiUhiusiiosh" llellovcs hlmnclf solo patentee Of Hint peculiar ilrots, Philadelphia l'reso. Give Warning of Approach of flore Serious Trouble. Do you oxneriunco 11U of depression with rcstlesflncss, alternating with isxliuini) irritability, lxinlerfiiK utxm hysteria? Aro your Hplrlts wwily airjclcil ko that ono iniiiiito you luiigh, uiid the next fall into con vulsfvu weupiiiK? Do you feel Homcthin like a ball riflliiK in your throat and threaten iitR to citoko you ; tilt tho wiihcs jajrvertcd, morbidly hcnnitivo to light and mitittd; p.iin in tlto ovarieH, and eHpccially between tho dhouldcra; BoinotiiiioH Iomh of voico; ncn'otw dyHptiiwia, and almost continually croHH and Httappy, with a Ujitdency to cry at tho least provocation ? If ko. your nerves aro in a shattered condition, and you aro threat ened with norvous prostration. Undoubtedly you do not know it, but in nino cases out of ten this Is caused by Homo nteriuo disorder, tmil tho ncrve.s centering in and about tho organs whirh make you ti woman inllueitco your entire nervous system, rioniuthiiig iiiiwt bo done ut onco to rcBtoro titclr natural condition or you will bo prostrated for weeks and months perhaps, and suffer untold mbiory. l'ruof is monumental that nothing in tho world is better for this purpose than I.yillii II IMnklmiu's Vccatulilo Coiupoitnd ; thou- aiud.M and thousands of women have How firs. Holland, among the finest physicians In the country, none of whom could help her finally cured by Lydla E. l-Mnkhanvs vegetable Compound. " Deak Mm. I'i.nkham : For leror irom extreme nervousness, indigestion, anu dizziness. .Menstruation was irregular, itatt bacgacno anu a leeiiug ol great lassitude and weak ness. I was so bad that I was not ablo to do my own work or go far in the street. I could not slecn niirhts. "I tried several splendid doctors, but they gave me no relief. After taking I o' din n. I'liilthuin's Vegetable) Coinpotind I soon began to feel lettor, and vas ablo to go out and not feel as if I would fall at every step. I continued to tako tho "I cannot say enough in behalf of I.ydia E. Ilnkham's medicine, and heartily recommend all sufferinir women to trv it and find the relief I did." Mas. Fi.okenci: ucipuia, im. (Jan. o, rju-j.; Another aise of severe Lydla E. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound, after the doctors had failed. "Deau Mits. I'inkham: I was in poor health for several years, I had female troublo and was not ablo to do my housework alone. 1 folt tired, very nervous, and could not sleep. I doctored with several doctors. They doctored mo for my stomach, but did not relievo me. I road in your book about vour medicine, and thought I would try it I did so, and am now cured and goou. i was always very jwor, uut liounds. " I thank you for tho rolief I havo obtained, and I hopo that every woman troubled with female weakness will give I.ydla E. IMnkhaui's Vegetable Compound a trial. I havo recommended it to many of my inouas. jiirs. jiAniA ijowehs, .aiinersviiie, unio. (Aug. 10, iihji.j AV111 not tho volumes of lotttrs from women niado strong- by AiTuta l ruiuiiatn's vegetiioio Virtues or this medicino? How uhnll tho fact Hint It vrl Huroly yon ennnot wish to remain weak, nnd sick, and dlscoar Mfed, exliattatwl with cucli day's work. You linvo soino dcrunge- tneutor the feminine orguiilBtti, Comtxiuxul will help you Just as A Strone Character. One of the novelists, reforrlng to hla hero, eays: His countenance fell. Ills voice broke. Ills heart Bank. Ills hair rose. His oves blaied. His words burned. His blood froze. It appears, howoror, that lie was able to pull himself together ami marry the jlrl in the last chapter. Chicago Rec ord-Herald. Next Thine In Line. Tho oldest mason is beginning to get his name in tho papers again, says tho Chicago liccoril-llcrald. Look out for another of Ucorgo Washington's body servants. hronic S Bating Ulcers, Nothinsr is a source of so much trouble as an old sore or ulcer, oarticu- torly when located upon the loirct extremities where the circulation is weak and sluggish. A gangrenous eating- ulcer upon the leg is a frightful sight, and as the poison burrows deeper and deeper into the tissue beneath and the sore continues to spread, one can almost see the flesh melting away and feel the strength going out with the sickening discharges, Great running sores and deep offensive ulcers often develop from a simple boll, swollen gland, bruise or pimple, and are a threatening danger always, because, while all such sores are not cancerous, a great many are, and this should make you suspicious of all chronic, slow-healing ulcers and sores, particularly if can cer runs in your family. Face sotea are common and cause the greatest annoyance because they are so per sistent and unsightly and detract so much from one's personal appearance. Middle aged and old people and those whose blood is contaminated and tainted with the germs and poison of malaria or some previous sickness, arc the chief sufferers from chronic sorea and ulcers, While the blood remains in an unhealthy, polluted condition heal ing is impossible, and the sore will continue to grow and spread in spite of washes nnd salves or any superficial or surface treatment, for the sore is hut the outward sign of some constitu tional disorder, a bad condition of the blood and system which local remedies cannot cure. A blood purifier and tonle la what vnti need. Some thing to cleanse the blood, restore its lost properties, quicken the circula tion and invigorate the constitution, and S. S. S. is just such a remedy. S. S. S. reaches these old chronic sores through the blood. It goes to the verv root of the trouble nnd counteracts and removes from the blood all the impurities and poisons, and gradually builds up the entire system and strengthens the sluggish circulation, and when the blood has been purified purifier and tonic combined and a safe and ulcers. If vou'havea slow-heallner write us about it, and our physicians will advise you without charge. Boov on "The Blood and Its Diseases " free. THE SWIFT written us so. of Philadelphia, suffered over two years I was a constant suf- medicino until cured. Holland, 022 S. Clifton St., Phila- female trouble cured bv able to do my work alono, and feel now weigu ono Hundred and liny uompouna convluco nil ot tn help thom bo made plain? and I.ydla E. I'inkham 8 VecetaUl aurelr as It hoi others. Ills Butlnesa. "What's your protpectlve eoD-ln law's business?" aiked the old friend. "Love-making, principally," growled the old man. "At least, I don't tee how he finds time for muchol anytblDj elto." Chicago Post. Precept and Practice. Cobwigger Several mlllionalrei have written their opinions as to how to make a fortune. Merltt I read that article. Tho funny thing is that not ono of them ad' vised following the plan by which hi got rich hlmsell. Judge. Salt Freshcna Ink. To prevent a mold In Ink Infuse s ploco ot salt the size ol a hazelnut la each quart. ores A Constant Drain Upon the System. SORES ON BOTH ANKLES. Oantlamen I About tea yean ace a small aora earn aaeh tmf uuu, Saw t lto the plaaaa and tfcer Be came lane, eatlnf uleers, and I Buf fered tntenielr tor neatly tea ye are. I had apent mere tbam BOO.OO try ing; to ret well when I chaaoed to ee 0. 19. B. advertlaed la Hetaakle paper, I began to take tt a.ad waa cured. Vr llmVe have aerer beea ere or (iysa roe aay pala at an laoe. I have reeomtaeaded M. 8. . to a treat xaany people, aad an new (ItIdc It to my nlae-year-old eea fet JCoaema. During- my War alakaees 1 waa llTlnr a ear Kemphie, Teaa., bnt havo slnoe removed to Kansas Oltr. and am new reildlns at Ha. Ola Zaat Sixteenth Street. lire. B. A. KASJUB. Eanaaa Olty, Ho. and tne system purgect ot an moroto, unhealthy matter the healing process begins, and the ulcer or sore is soon entirely gone. S. S. 3. contains no mineral or poison, ous drugs of any description, but is guar, anteed a nurelv vetretable remedy, a blood and permanent cure for chronic soref sore of any kind, external or internal, SPECIFIC CO., AUANTA, GA Teacher Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Tommy -At the bottom. -Chicago Dally News. Jlrs. Kldlctt-John, why do you al ways call our boy "coffee?" Mr. Kid lett '(,'aue hi) keens us awake nights - 1'hllndclphla livening lliillctln. Huggeatlve.-Knlcker Waa It an tip-to-date wedding? Knocker Yea, In deed; they threw brrakfast food In stead of rice.-New York Herald. An absorbing narrative: I'lrst I'hll ndelphlnu How la that book? Hxclt lug? Heoond I'hlladelphlan-Wliy, I sat up all day rending It! Town Top lea. At the seaside: Clerk That back piazza Is pretty shaky. It may break down some night. Proprietor Must It be rebuilt? Clerk-Ob, no; light It up. Town Topics. At the photographer's: "Have I the pleasant expression you need?" (Vole from under tho cloth) Perfectly, sir." "Then let her go quick, governor; It hurts my face." Life. A New Annunciator. Oueat (In cheap lodging bouse) Hay, there ain't no bell In my room. Clerk Dat'll be all right, mister. If youse want anyt'Ing wring de towel. Bee? Chicago News. As denned: "Hay, mamma," queried llttlo Mary IZIIen. "what's a dead let ter?" "Any letter that Is given to your father to mall, my dear." replied the wise mother. Chicago News. Employer Yes, I advertised for a atrotig boy. Think you will fill the hill? Applicant-Well. I Just finished llcklti' nineteen other applicants out In do hall. Philadelphia Inquirer. The Itullng Power. The Peddler I want to see the mistress of the house. The Master Do you? Then step around to the kitchen door and ask for the cook. Cleveland Plain Dealer. Sincerity: "One o' de sad things 'bout dls life," said Uncle Eden, "Is dat It's fo much easier to depend on do enmity of yoh enemies dan on de friendship of yoh friends." Washing ton Star. Lacked experience: Mamma Don't let me catch you In a lie again, you naughty boy! Johnny I won't If I can help It; but I haven't had the ex perience that pa has bad. Boston Transcript. "I'm glad to see that you respect your parents. Elmer," said the minis ter. "I've Just got to do It." replied the little fellow. "Why, either one of them could lick me with one band." Chicago News. I'lrst Explorer We must hurry back. Second Explorer But the North Pole Is ours If we keep on. Plrst Explorer Hut If we don't get back now, we'll be too late for the lec ture season. Life. Had won her: The chronic bachelor finally turned to the quiet man, who had taken no part In the discussion. "Would you. sir," he said, "marry the best woman In the world?" "I did, was the reply. Judge. Young Wife What do you do when your husband getB cross nnd wants to scold? Wife (with experience I read him one or two of the letters he used to write to me before we were mar ried. Baltimore American. Blgby I'm caving up money to go to Europe. Hlgby Iudeed! How are you getting on? Blgby Fine! I've al ready got together enough for the tips, and as soon as I can scare up traveling expenses I'm off. Chicago Dally News. Not a Joke. Giles Take two letters from "money," and one Is left Miles Is that a Joke? "Yes, verily." "Well, I know of a fellow who took money from two letters." "That's a good Joke." "Not It; he got twelvo months!'' Spare Moments. Patsy Mom, won't yer gimme me candy, now? Mrs. Casey Didn't 01 tell ye 01 wouldn't give ye anny at all If ye didn't kape still? Patsy Yes'm, but Mrs. Casey Well, the longer yo kape still the Boouer ye'll get It. Philadelphia Press. I reckon you won't believe It," re marked Farmer Hayrlx, "but that old rooster what Jlst crow'd Is more'n 20 years old." "Oh, I believe It nil right enough," replied the summer boarder, and I am also willing to believe that the old ben we had for dinner was his grandmother. Chicago Dally News. Casey Shure, they do bo tellln' me that Big Molke Monohnn wor knock ed down be an autymoblle, ylstcrday; wor there any bones broke, I dunno? Conley Troth, au' there wor; th' own- r nv tit uivtt-wagon goi uis noso broke, th' chawfer got his Jaw broke, an' Big Molke broke th' slcond knuckle av his rolght flshtl Puck. Peters Her marriage is like a ro mance. Parr so reicrs ics; sns eloped with her fathers chauCfeur. The automobile blew up and killed him beforo they got to the minister. The man who rescued her from the wreck proposed to her on the way home, and was accepted. They were married yesterday. Baltimore Ameri can. No difference: Tho Frenchman did not know all about the English lan guage. "I vottld like to come seo you ver" much, in fact, I voutu nave came only l tnougut you vera ver busy. I do not Uko to cockroach upon your time." "Not 'cockroach,' that's not right. You should say, 'encroach, encroach.' " "Aha, that Is It, 'hen croach, liencronch." 1 see. I have got der gender of de verb wrong." Llpplncott's Magazine. HiiRKcatliiff a Swltoli. Uncle John How do you like the new minister, Tommy? Tqmmy I don't HUe 'Im. I think he must 'a' been a school teacher ouct. Uncle John Why do you think so? Tommy 'Cause whenever ho talks to mo ho always holds his bund be hind hlm.-rhllndelphla Tress. Death to Aluohollos. An attack of typhoid fever, of pneu tiioulu or of erysipelas that would If mild lu a sober imm will kill una ml dieted to alcoholics quickly. A Lesson n CJrarlty. "Arclilmodcs," reads the tinpll, leapod from his bath shouting 'Kurekel Kurekaf " "Ono moment, James," said the teacher, "nhat Is the moaning of En roa?" "Etlroka moans I have found It." "Very well. What had Archlmeles found?" James hesitates for a moment, then ventures hopefully: "The soap, mum." Judge. To Dreak In New Shoea. Alwiyi ahike In Allrn's Foot-KaM, a powder Itcme tint, HKtatlnir, arhlnir. iwollen feet ''.'IT" """ lnrowlnif nalli and bunlonl At 11 dniaaltand nhon utorrn.JHe non'tefffpt nrnhlltute Hample mailed FKEK, Addreu Allen 8. Olunted. U Hoy, U. Y. Way Up. "And now, young man," raid the old parson, solemnly, "let your dally motto bo 0n high!' " "No, that's rny nightly motto," chiukled the sporty youth In ihi Pana ma. "I spend my evenings on the root garden." Chicago Dally News. CITQ r,rraeSntlr i nrm. TTnflUorfitrTOUDaee I 10 fli ll'tUr'ii!orlJr.KlliifUrINrTe Jlelor-r. nd for FrreSXtrUlbottliteiidtrMU Dr. It. u. Kline, IM Ml A rcb HI . falladilplila, 7fc An tlxcuso for Beer. Robert Hoirigan of No. 260 east Twenty-fifth street was arraigned in the Yorkville polhe court yesterday morning on a charge o( intoxication. In explanation HorrigAn said: "Your honcr, I've been wishing and praying for a son for the last ten years. Yesterday the finest baby boy yon over saw came to my houso, and I just couldn't xeep from celebrating." "Well, if that's the case," said the magistrate, "I guess I'll have to let you go." New Yorg American. Btati of Ohio, cm or rotiDO, .. LccieCocKTr. ,f FantgJ.i Dinar meket oath that he Is the icDior parier oi tne arm of r. j. caarfKT & Co. doing builnni lo the 'ltr of Toledo, Count; mu oiaie aioreimia, ana mil laia Dim will per the tun 01 O.NK HUNDRED DOLLARS for each end ererr eaae of Ceterrh that nnnnt h i,nr.,i by the uie of Uitx's Citikkii Ccaa. MtArtK J. C1IKY Sworn to before me end lubticrlbed in m, preeence, thli lib. day of December, A. D. Use. A. 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