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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 7, 1903)
Scrofula Una rolno down to us tliriiUK.li I lie lines llkn Urn pyramids mill t lit x ill 1 1 1 x en. It mains tin ihkhkiico known by tunny (ilKin-Klniiiliilur limtorH, huiii'line in tint ni'c-k, I'litniumim rn )il iiiiitt, liilliimi'il eyelids, mini enra, i Icki'ls, ulitrrli, v. nut liit mill Kiuii rtl dclillitv. Hullurera should t ii k it Hood's Sarsaparilla Tim erf nt specHIc (or scrofula, cllrrtlnu tlio iimU wonderful, nulirul ami permit lent (mron. Jin mint to net Hood's. Sure llvlJcnce. "Hut Imw do you know (lint Im went to hveiiT" "Kum tlm iniitn kicked lilm that way ii' Im Imln't never cninu down yet." AtUnU Constitution. On I'uual Cooling, Dusty pore's onn l)onn tlilnK about ill horn linlio union. Ittmtv Wnl'a ilnt? I)uiity- Kv'iy lulli''d n wnlkln dele Kutu. HhI tlttioru Aiiiiirlruii. 1h Went Thin (. Von Quits, U'luit dooa y i in r friend write? Vnrn'? Nnvnlii7 TrilpH? II. Knahe Ureut hcolt, what ilo you Inkii lilm (or? An amateur? No, slrl llu write advertisements ni coursel Now Orlcima Tiuies-lcmo-trat. Overmatched. "-"Now. wltnoai," citlil tlm lawyer, "you my Hint your liimrliiK In (rood" "Ym ulr." "How kikhJ? (Urn inn in llliiitia t tori , Cmi you limir my watch tlrk?" "No, ulr. It'ii three days since I raw you kIik Into tint pawnshop, mill tlio wutcli limit have run down liy this tlllld." Natural Conclutloni. "Kf dern'e milk In paiaillaedey mm' Imvn cows dur," mid ilrutlier WIN llnnii, "on ul day ot honey dsi doy lit) mm' have bene, tin wliar liece It dey's blownme, tin whar blosaomn la ley's always watermelons In eeeaon, lilnaa do JjswiII" Municipal Tramnaya Pay. Newraatln-oii-Tyno municipal tram nuya liavn rraullnd In a prollt In tlio ton n of t0, 000 in nfteon montlia. Manchurlan Tradt. Tlm Incrnaro lu the Import! of Man churia In ten yaara line been, In the varloua rnuimodiliea, 100 to fiOO pur lent. The riiitoma revenue in IVO'J aa (1)10,(101). Tlm Krrat Rrowtli in trade liaa rem I led from free expntatlon of beane, Im-uii raka and bean oil. Tha Ocnluaca. We at not In favor of petitioning genluaea. If tlila era dona, It would mean a deathblow to the newepapern, lur all lien. paper men will quit work and live on thalr irmlon. Toe Much Ambition. "I ran't underatand why you dla chareed my boy. You advertlaed for a boy with ambition, and he" "Tlmt'a Juat it, madam that'a nat It. lie warn't In the place two daya liefore ha had I) la feat on my deik and waa amoklng my clgara," War Ilaloon Teat. The dlfllculty In damaging a war ha loon In midair waa recently ahown by teata made in Auatria. Tho ezeri meutera anchored a lailoon at a Imlght of 7,000 feet and had gunnera who had not been given the dlttanco try to till able it. It required '.'2 ahota to tlnd the range, even approximately, and not until the iitvfourth round waa the balnon hit. It then Ml Kin I nod but a alight tear, which rained it to descend alowly. Chirngo Chronicle. Small Incomca. Of tho 41,000,000 people In England more than half of them live on an in come of leaa than (II! a week, and the1 earnings of 7,000.000 of tlila number do not exceed (6 a week for the family. Church Tcnete and Long Lite. Mr a. Margarela Danloleon of Cam bridge, Minn,, la IT.' years old. Khe la the mother of two Hwediali Ilaptiat mlnlatera and aarribea her long llfo to her atrict adherence to the tenet! of the church. A If the blood ia in pood condition at the begiuninf; of the warm season, you arc prepared to resist disease and nre not aptto be troubled with boils, piiuplc.i, blackhcadn nnd blotches, or the itching nnd buruiuir skin eruptions Uiat make one's life a veritable torment and misery. Now ia tho time to begin the work of cleansing and building up the uioou arm sirengtiicnine- me wens places in your constitution. During the cold winter months we arc compelled to lire indoors mid breathe the impure air of badly ventilated rooms and of fices. We over-work and over-cat, and get too little out-door exercise, and our Bystcms Become clogged with impuri ties nnd the blood a hot-bed of germs and humors of every kind, and warm weather is sure to bring a reaction, and the poisonous matter in the blood and system will break out iu bolls and Sustulcs or scaly eruptions and red, isiiguriug bumps and pimples. Make a good beginning this season by taking a course of 8. S. 3. in time; it will not only purify your blood and destroy the germs and poisonn, but promote healthy action of the Liver aud Kidneys and give you a good appetite at o time when you need it most. S. 8. S. improves the digestion and tones up the Stomach, and you are not continually haunted by the fear of indigestion every time you eat, or troubled with dlziiness, nervousness and sleeplessness, There is no reason to dread the coming of warm weather if you have your system well fortified and the blood in a normal, healthy condition. Itiathc polluted, sluggish blood that invites disease germs, microbes and poisons of every kind and bring.oat a long train of spring and summer ailments, breuk down the con stitution, and produce weakness, lassitude, nud other debilitating disorders, Kczema, Acne, Nettle-rash, Poison Oak and Ivy, and otherirntatitig skin troubles are sure to make their appearance unless the humors and poisons escape the diseases common to spring and summer, 8. 8. S. is guaranteed purely vegetable and is recognized as the best blood purifier and the most in vigorating and pleasant of all tonics. Write for our book on ' ' The Wood and Itt Diseases." JJiE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA, 1li Wortt Kind of final, ' "riinra'n lots of different kinds ol gnats In til In world, " rninnrkml tlm mini wlio linil traveled romo, "hut tlm limit Unit my, when you nnk lilm Inlo II tobacco sloru lo liiivo n rlirM : '01m- inn it puck o' clifitintUii,' (onmi pretty ii lull to liuln' tlm pup ol Ilium nil." Nw Version. Urnln Ho tlmy eloped? I'M I III Vm, their parent pnlil tlm villain lilni'kntnllli not to shoo their hnrso, but tlmy eloped III mi automo III In. Kriilo 'Hint was nlco. I suppose lovo lauuli at blacksmiths as nail an locksmiths. CIiIi'sko Niiwii, Too Mapld lor lilm. lie I was liold up for a minuto or two liy Aire. Talklmrtou Juat now. HIih Tliat ao? Wliat did alia liave to r-y7 (Iimi wlilrr.1 I haven't got a almioitraplilc memory. I'lilladalplilu MiUKur. For roughs ami roldi there I no belter medicine than Plan's l'uro for Consumr. Hon, l'rlcnUAcrula. I'aulnic llcllef. Mies dlddy What did Im say when you told lilm I waa married? Mlas Hiiollr. Well, liu anomed aiif prised. Minn (ilddy Did lie aak to wliom? Miaa HpcltJi No, lull Im asked 'liow it happened.' I'lillndolpliln l'rees, Juat Like a Man. Husband Hupporn w attend Dr. Tliirdly'a ledum tonight, my dear. Wlfn Itut I liavo nothing, lo wear. Ilualiand Oli, tliun we'll go to tlm opera. Plays a Losing (lame. llrownovlch I tindnritand Green I; heart troiilile. Hmlllilniky Yea; and Its also haa apada, club and diamond trouble. FITS tvmiau.ntli C'urrd. NufllaoratrrouiftMa after ftrllarautrlir.Kllii'.ltttNf r llaalurr. H.nd for . k'J Irtatlwtlll.Afid Ir.Atla. lit. II. II. Kline, 1.10 .til Artli HL. I'litladrlplila, I'a. Ilctwccn prlcnda. Mayme I htar you are going to be married again. J-.dytli Agaln7 Why, I've never been tied up aa yet. Mayme No, but I can't recall toe number of tlmei yon were "going to be." Chicago rewa. A Urlfht .Student. At a medical college some atudenta were being questioned In anatomy, and one of them waa naked, "What lunacies have their origin in the popliteal apace" The bright atudent promptly replied, Well, there a that one with the durned long name, and 1 don't re member the two othara." nuh'ii im at Vt offer Ont Hundred 1ollari Reward foraa csmoI Cattarrli that can not be cured br ItaU' Catarih Curr. - -v. . ivp.f J.01M10, J. Watheundarilined.haveknonaP. J. Cbrnev for tho not IJtrsri.amt tx-llree lilm perfectly honorable In all builnea lianiactUina and an- w I ..If WW ..... n ..-.-a- " anclaltr able Iocs try ou t any obligation made , Wit A Tat'ix, Wholeaaie liriiiiilata, Toledo. Wiuusu KihxinA Miavia, Wboteiate Urufllaia, Toledo. O. iiairetatarrnuare u taken internallr.artlna: llrectlr an tba blood end tnueoua aurfaeeaol mveriiem. j'rice 7N- per battle, bold ay all tlafl'a ranllr rill, are the Lett. No Lie. "I doa't think It ii a niro thing to aay of Mra. Odsont that alio got her husband at a bargain counter." "Oh, but It'a true. He wai the young man that aaved' tier life in a rrtiah at a glove ralo at Bpotcasti'a one day. Chicago tribune. Uncle Reuben Saya. A man who glta da reputailiun of be- in' dishonest will find de poople chary ot ueanng win mm, an a man who am known to bo upright can t tr.ide mewls wlctniit glttln' de worst of It. Uat'a probably do reason why so many of ui am dodgln lietaeen de two extremes.- Detroit I'ree I'reaa. Unintentional. Toait Master (to chairman of public dinner) Would you like to propose your toaat now, my lord, or ihould we Ut 'em enjoy themselves a bit l'nger? Punch. H0RI1IBLY AFFLICTED WITH BOILS. I had a horrible attack of bolla that broke out all ovar xny body rtnd from whlob. X could cat no poa alblo relief until I bearan taking your wadlclne, and from my ex. porlenoe I can eafoly aay S. B.B. ia tha beat blood feurlllor in the world. Mra. U. I. bMYTDIRB. Wytheyllla, Va. THE DEST TONIC AND APPETIZER, While llvlnr In ttherman, Tax,, I be tlml a. Tiottia of impure, watery blood. I ran down in appetite and enerryt waa aoarcely able to (el about and had to atop off and real oooaalonally. I took It. B. 0. and be- Ran to improve at onoe, and after a lorouch eourao becamo atronir and well. I think a. H. O. tha beat medicine I ever uaed aa an appetiser and pen rat tsnto. J. Q. QfjUTT, 811 IU 11 re ad afreet, Kama, Cla. are autltlotea aua tne turn, acta blood made rich and strong before the coming of warm weather. 'A course of S. S. S. now would be a safe precaution and a good beginning and enable you to pass in comfort throuch the hot. sultry months and -feScience A fuuKiia linil rapidly ilontroy wood- m iiii'iilH la Klvlim trmililo In Kimllali I'ltlea ualiiK audi pining. Tlm fllliKlia piiwida f I iimi lufo-tiHl lilocka to aound oiii H, iimi I lie only iiiiiuia of clicckliiK It Mem to Im careful Inapi-ctlou of nil wood before laying mid the prompt n- plot III of liifecliil lilocka. Tlm curious linblt of cnrrylng a llro am nnuiuonv In ench of Ita two claws la ascribed to the Melln, a genua of small cralm of tlm Mnldlve Archlpel ago. M. lliirrndullu elate that the crnli'a claws nre too frail for uimi hi defence, nod It la not clear whether tho itiiciiiiinca lire held na n means of pro t eel Ion or na a trap for food A primeval fi.reat containing 120,000 camphor trees, menmirlng from T lo 18 net III circumference, haa recently been discovered In Formosa. It Is estimated Hint the yield of camphor gum from these trei'S will amount to i;i,iKMI,(Sii pound. The forot It not entirely coiiipi.aed of enmphor-trccH, hut contains other varieties, Including mi abundance of "ri-d-grnlixd" onk. Nome time ago II. Walter showed that nil electric spark feels Ita way from the positive Iolv to the negative In n rapid sticciwiloii of preliminary spnrka of Incroas.ng length. Ily sitnu excellent photographs' with a moving camera, he hna now proven that light nlng similarly establishes a conducting path through the air by a series of minor llnahea, and that aa a rule, the lightning paasca from tho cloud to the earth na a aerlea of coutliiujua dla cliargea, Before the Itoynl Microscopical Ko- clety In Loudon, .Mr. K. II, Ktrlnger haa described n now method of ptiotograph- lugobjietaiuagnllled by the mtcroacope. The light of the cletrle arc Itself la em ployed, that of the lueandeaccnt car bons being ablclded, the light Itself la filtered, nud thus a powerful violet motfochroMatic light, at the extreme limit of vlalhlllty. la obtained. With tlila light excellent photographs of minute objects, under a magnification of 2,'JOO diameters, were mude end ex hlhltid utKiu a screen. Mr. Ktrlnger auggesta thnt U-nsea ap'clally corrwted for the ultraviolet raya would enable photography to do for the mleroieopo whnt It lull already done for the tele scope. In July 1WC, E. I.. I'urlong of the I'nlvenilty of California rediscovered, on rotter Creek, In Kliustn County, n remarkable cave, which had been visit ed once liefore by J. A. Itlcbnrdxon In lbiH. A party from the uiilvcm.ty hrfa since thorouglilr' explored the cuve. as a part of the Investigation now going on to determine the antiquity of man In California. The bone of n large variety of ahlmala have been found, In eluding ancient representatives of the elepltalit, the tapir, the horse, the fox the wolf, the bear, nnd no on, besides a large number of birds. It la remarked Hint the present mountainous character of that part of California la entirely out of harmony with the existence of uiaatodons, elephants and tapirs. No uiKiuestlunable relics of man have been found lu the cave. ALLISON S BOY Makce an Karneat Attempt to Tie the rnternal Kecord. Allison's boy stood before bis fath it's cunlr In silence Just looking wist' fill. Allison looked froui his news paper to tile boy once or twice and then pursued his rending, but It was hard to keep his mind on the Ilalkan war ojoud under that silent regard he laid the paper oil his lap and aald. "Well?" 'I weeded your onion bed this morn ing," said Allison's boy. "Did you? That wns nlco of you Hut you ought not to tell me a thing like thut so suddenly, lion did you happen to think of It? It wasn't be lt use I've becu trying to get you to do It for a mouth, wns It?" The boy grlnueU nnd then seated himself on the arm of the chair and wUted a tluger lu his father's watch chain. liee. uut there wus lots of weeds In It!" he bald. "There were n few onions In It, too," snld Allison. "Did you leave them lu?" Of course, I did. Say, pa, my bi cycle tires nre all full of punchers. 1 iin't tnaku cm stay pumped up any more at nil." "Why don't you take the punchers out of them?' ou can t tnko a puncher out. A puncher's n hole lu the tire. I wont new tires, but haven't got enough money, rvo only got a cents and they cost S3. ' Well, you need only ?2.02 now." Won't you give It to mo?" "No, my son. If you want money you go to work and earn It by tho sweat of your brow. That's tho way I did when I was your age. You get your money too easily." Mf I llnlsh the onion bed will you glvo It to me?" "How much more have you got to do? There Isn't inueli to do. Is tlicro?" "Sure. I only weedAl one row nnd part of 'another one. Pa, I was 60 in arithmetic last week. If I get IK) next week will you give mo the $2.02?"' "I'll give you a licking If you don't get 00," said Allison. "Tho Idea of a boy of your ago doing no better tlinn that and gottlng tired after he weeds n row lu n onion bed. , No, sir. you Just work for It. I used to saw wood and split kindling for my pocket mon ey when I wns a boy. I didn't have a father who shoveled out niouoy for mo whenever I naked for It. I remem ber one fourth of July I hud if.'i spend ing money, and I earned every cent of It myself." "What did you do with It?" "firecrackers mostly, I guess I don't know that I spout It all. I probably put n lot of It In tho bank." "You snld I wasn't to have nny fire works this fourth nt all. You will, though, won't you, let mo? I didn't menu to set tho ham on lire and I!ll bo careful this time." "You may run nwoy now. I'll talk to you nbout the fourth of July some time next September." "I don't sCo nny way to grt my monoy," anld tlio lioy, with an ajt (frlovcd nlr. "Tlicro lan't nny wood to inff nroiind licri", nnd It there wna 1 Imvcli't (jot n anw. Wlint o'lmr wnya did you make money when you were a Imy, pit?" "I huallod," replied Alllann, "I didn't alt nround nnd try to con n IovIiik parent. I got out nnd allowed myaeir willing fllid eheerful nml In dualrloiia mid Inrklol nnytliliiu tlml miiio iiIuiik. I didn't in I nil how rotiKli lir hnrd work wna na Ionic na It wna I honest. I'd llkn to seo you like that. I'd be proud of you then." "Was grandpa proud of you?" "I think you've twlsled that chain as much as Is good for It," said All) son. "Now run along." The evening following Allison's boy did not return homo In time for din nor. Mrs. Allison said he had been away all dny and she was beginning to worry about him. lie got back, however, nlmut dusk. Ills face wns dirty nnd there waa a wide streak down the front of Ida new tweed suit which looked like axle grease, but which lie aald was inolusscs. Ills cap wna inked with mud and flour, his knickerbockers nnd Jacket were torn and there waa Hour on Ida ahoulder and egg on Ida walstco.it. "I'vo been hustling." he announced. "I got n Job from Tledmau's deliver ing groceries and I've made fifty reiita. (Jee, but I'm hungry! He didn't give mo the fifty cents, though, because I let a case of eggs drop out of the wagon. You'll give It to me. though, won't you, pa? I earned It." "You go up to the bathroom nnd bo klnnlng those rags off." said Allison. 'I'll come tip nnd talk to you pres ently." Chicago News. HOW JOE GOT TO CONGRESS. Texas Mateaman Won Ills First Nom ination by a Htrutairem. Tho $200,000 fee said to have been earned In Wall street by Senator Itall ey of Texas gives point to a story told by a man from Texas upon the man ner In whloli Ilalley got his start. "Itulb-y.-" wild the Texas man. "wns a straggling young lawyer In the new section Into which he had moved. Time had rolled around to nominate a Democratic candidate for Congress. The day of tho convention lrnd !ien set. It was conceded that u eeltalu old man In Congress would be given the nomination. Having much leisure nnd but little money, he thought he would walk to tho convention. After he had been on the road for some time a farmer drove up behind lilm. 'Wanter clt lu an' ride?' he snld to the young law yer, and Ilalley accepted gladly. " 'liolng to the convention?' asked Hnlley after a while. 'Yep,' wild the fnnner. 'Kver hear of a young law yer named Ilnlley 'round here?" asked Ilalley. 'Nope, said the farmer. Hood speaker and bright fellow. I tin derstand,' suggested Ilalley. 'S'lxise so,' s.ild the farmer. 'Yes,' continued I Ilalley, 'and he will be over there to day and I tell you what we'll do. We'll cull ou hliu to make a speech. You see nil your friends, tell tliein about Ilalley and we'll call on him. flic fanner said all right. No more was said aliout the matter until there wns n lapse In the conversation dur ing the preliminary movements of the body. Suddenly the old farmer up and suggested that the convention hear from Mr. Ilalley. 'n rlalu' young lawyer of these dlggln s,' he said, 'an' a fellow who talks like puttln' out lire.' 'Ilalley! Ilalley! Ilalley!' nior than a dozen yells went up, nnd Hnl ley nunc forth. Joe Ilalley made one of the hottest speeches of his life and the upshot of the whole thing waa that the 'rlsln' young lawyer of these dlgglu's' got the nomination for Con gress nnd Is now Senator Ilalley of Texas." New Orleans Times-Demo crat. I'nntoiiiiiiie liy Mnx U'ltell. "When Max O'llell came to Montreal some years ago." t.:ild u man from that city to it Detroit Journal contributor. we tlxeil up n little Joke on lilm. We linil noticed how gracefully be could unite a caustic criticism with u compli ment, a faculty tlmt enabled him to suy tne sharpest things without olTendlng tho people he was criticising. AVe were going to put the faculty to u test. We hud him lunch with us, and there were nt the table beside himself nil Ktigllaliinnn. u Scotchman, mi Irish man and n rrencli-t'niuidlan. When we got our guest off his guard we demand ed nn honest opinion of the different races we represented. As the opinion hud to be given In the presence of nil four, the sltuntluu for him wns n rnther delicate one. Hut It never seemed to trouble lilm, nnd he gave his oplulnn without a moment's hesitation. The Scotchman." he snld, and he clenched his right hand tightly nnd pretended to try nnd force It open with his left. Tliellngllshiiirui 'niidhewent inrougii i nc same performance, open lug the hand nt the end after nn appar ent struggle. 'The Irishman ' nnd ho hehl out Ids hand wide open, with the palm upwards. 'The Krencliiimii nnd he made a motion wtrh both hands ns If ho wero emptying them ou the table. There was not n word of explana tion, but we nil understood thoroughly, nud had n hearty laugh. Mux U'ltell had maintained his reputation." With a drain nf Salt. Titles of gastronouilcnl prowess iibotind In Oeorgo II. KUwnnger's re cent book, "The Pleasures of tho Tu- ble." One In particular makes the feats of the growing boy look snmll Indeed. A drummer In the French army was noted for Ids tremendous appetite. Ills captain wagered that the tlinn could eat rt whole calf, and the drummer, proud of Ids distinction, promised to do honor to the cnptnln'8 compliment. Accordingly n calf was prepared lu various appetizing ways. Tlm drum mer was disposing of It. When he had finally consumed nbout three quarters of the repast ho paused, and placing his kulfo nud fork on his plate. said to Ills superior olllcer: 'You had better hnvo tho calf brought on, had you not, sir? All theso little kickshaws will end by tnk- lug up room." Advantages always look larger than disadvantages, even when the Mules are balanced. PAINFUL PERIODS urn uvcrcotuu liy Iydla 15. f'lnk luuu'a Vrvotnblo ComiiouuU. M TJR , .... I . J Mini Mnnnrd onrnci after doc tor fulled to help lier. "I.ydlu, E. riiiklmm's Vctrc tahlo Compound cured mo after doctors I tad failed, and I want other girh to know aliout It. Dur ing m'iitst nation I suffered most Intense) pain low in the abdomen anil in my limbs. At other times I had a heavy, depressed feeling which made my work seem tvrica an lmrd, and I ltow pale and thin. Tlio medicine the doctor gave mo did not do mo ono bit of good, and I was thoroughly ducouraged. Tlio doctor wanted mo to stop work, but. of course, I could not do that. I Anally tagan to take Lydlu IT. I-iiiltlirwn'H Vctrctalile Compound and fult licttcraftur taking tbo first DOIU0, anu nucr ta&uig six uoiues 1 I was cnttroiy curcu, anu am now in norfeet health, and I ara so grate ful for it." Miaa Georoie Mexakd, 537 E. 182nd St., Now York City. tSOQO forftll If erjno ot a6ow Mltr areo.s eaowloasMa eosnat Ae ororfecao. I.ydltt K. IMnkham'i Vegetable) Com pound cure female I lis when all otliiir meuua have failed. An Appropriate Name. Kdna I don't know whether to call my Uoeton bull terrier fomney, Cipio or Caerar. 'Arthur) who baa had a rad experi ence with tbe terrier) I think Agrip pa would be a very suitable name for him. Relaxation. "I feel happy today," said the club woman. "I haven't a thing in the world to do, not a club to attend. I'm going to clean House and bare a good time." Expensive. The Husband A penny for your thoughts. nife It'll cost you more than that. I was thinking of a new gown. New York Journal. Unreasonable Slater. Mamma Vby, Herbert, what In tbe nor Id is tbe matter with' sister? Herbert Aw we was just a playin' haunted bouie, an she was tbe ghost, an' I give her a little chain to swaller no's she would clank every lime she moved, an" now ebe'a a-cryin an' says she don't want to be the ghost any more! Magazine of Humor. Any Present Surprising. j Mr. Krochett I'm going to surprise you on your birthday. Mrs. Kroahett (coldly) Indeed? Mr. Krochett Yes; can't you guess What it is? 1 Mrs. Krocbett-If you really mean I to surprise me I suppose you're going to fflv me snme anrl nf s nres.nl i lve "le 60,116 torl 01 a preesnt. I An bye ror uusinesa. Grandma Toogood (solemnly) A'ter Tour grandma dies who will give you any pennies? Terror Knott Toogood (aged six) Why, you won't take your pocket book toheav-n, will you, grandma? Judge. Dlrd Superstitions. In many parts of England there ar curious nuperstitions about birds. The ttonechat, for instance, is believed to be continually chatting with the evil one, so it is held in bad repute, and as tho raven commonly impersonates his sable majesty it is ranked in the same category of evil birds. Sometimes. however, the raven's appearance, so it ia held, forebodes a death. ANtCclablc Prcparalionfor As similating tttcFood ondRcg ula ting lite Stomachs and Bowels of Promolcs Dific3lion.Chccrrur- nessantirtcsLContalns neilltcr OpiutTt.lorpliiiiB norltiicraL lOI "NAIIC OTIC . tve afoua-ssnvamam JUS ll0iAvwa flavor. Apcrfccl ncmcdy forConsllpi. lion, Sour Stonwch.Dlarrlwca Worms .Convulsiotrs .Feverish ncsswulLoss OK Sleeh Facsimile Signnlure of HEW YORK. rtfiW'Jv'.xU! 1 I if iimii i iiiTTref7nrna. 1 1 I The Needle. I The flrat noodle used In Kngland waa made In Queen Mary's time by a negro, ' I who unfortunately died before Impart-1 ! Ing tho secret to nny ono. in tho reign ' oi ijunen j-.nzauetli tlio art ol needlo , making waa discovered by a Herman I who Imparted It to an Knglishman. New Machine (Jun. The Cleveland machine gun, firing twenty-five one-pound projectiles in one pull of tho trigger, has been tested. ; The gun weighs 4611 pounds. It fired I 800 shots In a minute without heating ' the barrel. I Misunderstood. "Now, then, young man," said Wil lie's mother, "I won't let yon play aaenall again in a hurry, and you'll get no supper tonight." . "Why, Is supper all over?" "You know very well it is. Yon saw me at the back gate and heard rrio calling an hour ago." "Why er I thought yer wm Jest applaudin' de two-bagger I made." Sella 'llblea and Dice. In Naitau street, near where It merg es into I'ark row, ia a little shop whose proprietor evidently believes that he is going to catch customers both "a coming and a gwino." lie has but a mall window for the display of hia wares, and in this are grouped Uibles, prajer books, miniature roulette wheels, dice and playing cards. Why Appetite Is Needed. Poor eaten without appetite always causes gastric disturbance, because un less tbe secretary glands ot the stomach are stimulated by a desire for food no digestive juices ara extruded into the ,tomach A Conversation Overheard. "Goodness gracious, Maude, where i lVf!.'i"2,.Jh. ',''' --nain tu, Mc , ...... . . . 1-herson, Kansas. Itcferance anr newspaper or are yon going Wltn mat Dig nuncn OI ro-es and those boxes of candy?" "Why, haven't you heard? They've I got jutt one of tbe lovlieat murderers i in the county jail that ever was!" Negative Virtue's Reward. 'Why, papa," aha argued, you know Arbutbnot never drinks, chews, i I smokes, gambles nor swears." I "Yes, I know," the rugged, mantle old man answered, "but I don't want a chap for a son-in-law who mere ly doesn't do things." Chicago Itec-' ord-Herald. I Speed of Waterspout. A waterspout spins with enormous 1 speed. Its velocity at tbe sea level i baa been estimated at six miles a min ute. Some Practical Advice. It is not necessary to leave your home and friends, give up your occupa tion or put on a uniform to do good. Here Is a eimple way: When you hear a jood thing said about a man, tell him. This line of missionary work , does not take any of your time from your legitimate business. The Subject He Liked Best. "You talk well on the subject in which you are most Interested," said the Impertinent girl. "And what is that?" said the man, smelling a compliment. "Yourself," said the impertinent girl demurely. "AHer I waa Udnrad to try CAC ?.K":' L:?.V7A7ibn:!,r.,".,b'.hr"v aebed and I lad atoraach trouble. Kow, allies tak. '" Caeareu. I teal Sue. Mr lte baialao u..d ibam wltbb.Desclalreaulu for aour awtoacb." Joa. KKiauxa, tm Couareia 8L 8L Looli. Ilo. Pleaaant. Palatable. Potent. Taite Good. De n Qood, ceer Sicaea. Vtr eaten, or Gripe. lOe, 26c. SOa. 9 ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... l!riWr tMHar. Cttot. SMINd, l.a Tark. HI W Hn.Tfl.Rln Sold aodeuirantecdbr all drf- S 111' I U'DAU .III. u CUSalC'l-oaacm llablL. I ft No J2-100J. WHEN writing- to adeertlaera pleaao tnenll..D tlila papar. For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bough! Bears Signature of In Use or Over Thirty Years Qnnr Stnmanh &f 0J& CATHARTIC dClrvk -ZCrf the Lx Air Or TMiOfNTUIICOMPHT. Nf V VOHH CITV. Coughing fjti awa laaaaaanaawsBaBh. 'Jlf aMSaaaaiaBsaBBi " I was given up to die with quick consumption. I then began to use Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral. I Improved at once, and am now In perfect health." Cha$. E. Hart man, Glbbttown, N. Y. It's too risky, playing with your cough. The first thing you know it will be down deep in your lungs and the play will be over. Be gin early with Aycr's Cherry Pectoral and stop the cough. Tina aliia i tic, lac, II. All eraiilila. ron.ult Tom doctor, tf he tare take It. thru do aa ho asri. If ho toll, von not to take it. than don't take It. Ilo knows. Loere It with him. Wo are wllllnr. 4. u. Alan lu., iowen. nhi, oMMMwMBnBaaMHBvBaaanaaasraaarml Ruturoon iVIucliIno Co. HUCCBieOIW TO JOHN I'OOLK t oot ol Morrlion St., Portland, Ore-ton. I'araona Hawker. Auloniatlo, sell Feedlnr. raultle.a Htump Pulltr, 1110 horsepower with two news. Mucseye pswmiu .Mftcninerr, Bn- rlnea and nnllera I'll i ml Htlekney tiaanllne Knclnea. Write ua when In want nl I anvthlna in macmnery line, IMMr.NSi; -Our A i tin., i.i The Iilral worm Curtain Knrlos who. or part or opn Irontof v.hlcle worklnr In luVilanii) flood for llslnorHun aliln. Hm mm) rramr, Hlla.r finishing. Adlu.t ablf, wlthmrtaln l.i.l.o or trhlrla, Whip used, Hon r-artiml without unfajtt.nlnr, whole clips to hnnd. No httttonlrta. No attachments to trhlcts, t'lowswlnatnaalil. backward, ru.t.n to homl-rod. For exit. rctrftM! retch, .Ida RlUlcs forward and nana over daub. Whole rolda up going into w.lt undersea!. Trulr Immrtw, Artlclfonmplelell 1. Aa.nt. wanted. Townships. Kxrhi.lve rlehla from inr n.w.pspcr or bank, Jlcrnereon, Kansas, Vend j bo lor pampnirtft. I Alcohol, epiunta Write for Illustrated Circulars Touacco EajrftrtoiiroonraTria' I Using ,v Tttphone lloinJSj- J COLUMBIAUNIVERSITY PORTLAND, OREGON craDUCTEB BY THE COTCRKA TlOX OF THE HOLY CROSS AND AFTTLIATED WITH THE IH1VER SITY OF HOT RE DAME. SUrJiri Aadcmlc fonr-rur 0ma la Classics. Erjlish and Science, Oae-yur aad fonr-ycir Commercial Courses. Kcf-oUr Col!erUte Coarse) in duslcs. Ecf llsh. General Science, History and Econom ics, Finance mi Commacc, Civil Enfincer Inj. Mechanical Enrlncrlnf and Electrical Enftaccrtaf. The scholastic year, begin nlng Sept. 7, 1903, ends June 16, J90f. Catalogue sent free on appli cation. Address REV. H. A. OinNLAN, CS.Cl UNIVERSITY PARK, OREGON. The Champion Draw Gut Mower 1 The Mower with the "DRAW CUT." "drawing" the cutting bar from a point ahead, caualng the wheela to preaa hard er on the around, and giving Increaaed poHer lor hard cutting. I c la no -puah cut," "puahlng" the bar w irom oeeina, wnen tne more cuttlug, I ii the more tendency for the w heele to Hit () from the ground. Me the 'nine The "Draw Cut" Cham- , vi pton keepa the wheela on the ground w anu ii lue rousi ruweriui culler in tne ( i A tlelJ. lias many convenient featurea. 5 w lieud for handsome catalogue and cat- (5 w endar Mailed free. raTCHELL. LEWIS !t STAVER CO.. 2 Flnt int Tailor SU.. FoithoJ, Ottjon. 5 cults wuibi ill im faiia. I Beat Oouah Bjrop. TaalaallcuJ. Uaa in lima, sold or drnrelata. r.JUiJt-ji.rviii.jr.i'iB a a ii a a ansaiw nan is m iniailil HidUUH mm