Scrofula
Una rolno down to us tliriiUK.li I lie lines
llkn Urn pyramids mill t lit x ill 1 1 1 x en.
It mains tin ihkhkiico known by tunny
(ilKin-Klniiiliilur limtorH, huiii'line in tint
ni'c-k, I'litniumim rn )il iiiiitt, liilliimi'il
eyelids, mini enra, i Icki'ls, ulitrrli, v. nut
liit mill Kiuii rtl dclillitv.
Hullurera should t ii k it
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Tim erf nt specHIc (or scrofula, cllrrtlnu
tlio iimU wonderful, nulirul ami permit
lent (mron. Jin mint to net Hood's.
Sure llvlJcnce.
"Hut Imw do you know (lint Im went
to hveiiT"
"Kum tlm iniitn kicked lilm that
way ii' Im Imln't never cninu down
yet." AtUnU Constitution.
On I'uual Cooling,
Dusty pore's onn l)onn tlilnK about
ill horn linlio union.
Ittmtv Wnl'a ilnt?
I)uiity- Kv'iy lulli''d n wnlkln dele
Kutu. HhI tlttioru Aiiiiirlruii.
1h Went Thin (.
Von Quits, U'luit dooa y i in r friend
write? Vnrn'? Nnvnlii7 TrilpH?
II. Knahe Ureut hcolt, what ilo you
Inkii lilm (or? An amateur? No,
slrl llu write advertisements ni
coursel Now Orlcima Tiuies-lcmo-trat.
Overmatched.
"-"Now. wltnoai," citlil tlm lawyer,
"you my Hint your liimrliiK In (rood"
"Ym ulr."
"How kikhJ? (Urn inn in llliiitia
t tori , Cmi you limir my watch tlrk?"
"No, ulr. It'ii three days since I
raw you kIik Into tint pawnshop, mill
tlio wutcli limit have run down liy this
tlllld."
Natural Conclutloni.
"Kf dern'e milk In paiaillaedey mm'
Imvn cows dur," mid ilrutlier WIN
llnnii, "on ul day ot honey dsi doy
lit) mm' have bene, tin wliar liece It
dey's blownme, tin whar blosaomn la
ley's always watermelons In eeeaon,
lilnaa do JjswiII"
Municipal Tramnaya Pay.
Newraatln-oii-Tyno municipal tram
nuya liavn rraullnd In a prollt In tlio
ton n of t0, 000 in nfteon montlia.
Manchurlan Tradt.
Tlm Incrnaro lu the Import! of Man
churia In ten yaara line been, In the
varloua rnuimodiliea, 100 to fiOO pur
lent. The riiitoma revenue in IVO'J
aa (1)10,(101). Tlm Krrat Rrowtli in
trade liaa rem I led from free expntatlon
of beane, Im-uii raka and bean oil.
Tha Ocnluaca.
We at not In favor of petitioning
genluaea. If tlila era dona, It would
mean a deathblow to the newepapern,
lur all lien. paper men will quit work
and live on thalr irmlon.
Toe Much Ambition.
"I ran't underatand why you dla
chareed my boy. You advertlaed for a
boy with ambition, and he"
"Tlmt'a Juat it, madam that'a nat
It. lie warn't In the place two daya
liefore ha had I) la feat on my deik and
waa amoklng my clgara,"
War Ilaloon Teat.
The dlfllculty In damaging a war
ha loon In midair waa recently ahown
by teata made in Auatria. Tho ezeri
meutera anchored a lailoon at a Imlght
of 7,000 feet and had gunnera who had
not been given the dlttanco try to till
able it. It required '.'2 ahota to tlnd
the range, even approximately, and not
until the iitvfourth round waa the
balnon hit. It then Ml Kin I nod but a
alight tear, which rained it to descend
alowly. Chirngo Chronicle.
Small Incomca.
Of tho 41,000,000 people In England
more than half of them live on an in
come of leaa than (II! a week, and the1
earnings of 7,000.000 of tlila number
do not exceed (6 a week for the family.
Church Tcnete and Long Lite.
Mr a. Margarela Danloleon of Cam
bridge, Minn,, la IT.' years old. Khe
la the mother of two Hwediali Ilaptiat
mlnlatera and aarribea her long llfo to
her atrict adherence to the tenet! of the
church.
A
If the blood ia in pood condition at the begiuninf; of the warm season,
you arc prepared to resist disease and nre not aptto be troubled with boils,
piiuplc.i, blackhcadn nnd blotches, or the itching nnd buruiuir skin eruptions
Uiat make one's life a veritable torment and misery.
Now ia tho time to begin the work of cleansing and building up the
uioou arm sirengtiicnine- me wens
places in your constitution. During the
cold winter months we arc compelled
to lire indoors mid breathe the impure
air of badly ventilated rooms and of
fices. We over-work and over-cat, and
get too little out-door exercise, and our
Bystcms Become clogged with impuri
ties nnd the blood a hot-bed of germs
and humors of every kind, and warm
weather is sure to bring a reaction,
and the poisonous matter in the blood
and system will break out iu bolls and
Sustulcs or scaly eruptions and red,
isiiguriug bumps and pimples. Make
a good beginning this season by taking
a course of 8. S. 3. in time; it will not
only purify your blood and destroy the
germs and poisonn, but promote healthy
action of the Liver aud Kidneys and
give you a good appetite at o time
when you need it most.
S. 8. S. improves the digestion and
tones up the Stomach, and you are not
continually haunted by the fear of
indigestion every time you eat, or
troubled with dlziiness, nervousness
and sleeplessness, There is no reason
to dread the coming of warm weather if you have your system well fortified
and the blood in a normal, healthy condition. Itiathc polluted, sluggish
blood that invites disease germs, microbes and poisons of every kind and
bring.oat a long train of spring and summer ailments, breuk down the con
stitution, and produce weakness, lassitude, nud other debilitating disorders,
Kczema, Acne, Nettle-rash, Poison Oak and Ivy, and otherirntatitig skin
troubles are sure to make their appearance unless the humors and poisons
escape the diseases common to spring and summer, 8. 8. S. is guaranteed
purely vegetable and is recognized as the best blood purifier and the most in
vigorating and pleasant of all tonics. Write for our book on ' ' The Wood and
Itt Diseases." JJiE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA,
1li Wortt Kind of final, '
"riinra'n lots of different kinds ol
gnats In til In world, " rninnrkml tlm
mini wlio linil traveled romo, "hut tlm
limit Unit my, when you nnk lilm Inlo
II tobacco sloru lo liiivo n rlirM : '01m-
inn it puck o' clifitintUii,' (onmi pretty
ii lull to liuln' tlm pup ol Ilium nil."
Nw Version.
Urnln Ho tlmy eloped?
I'M I III Vm, their parent pnlil tlm
villain lilni'kntnllli not to shoo their
hnrso, but tlmy eloped III mi automo
III In.
Kriilo 'Hint was nlco. I suppose
lovo lauuli at blacksmiths as nail an
locksmiths. CIiIi'sko Niiwii,
Too Mapld lor lilm.
lie I was liold up for a minuto or
two liy Aire. Talklmrtou Juat now.
HIih Tliat ao? Wliat did alia liave
to r-y7
(Iimi wlilrr.1 I haven't got a
almioitraplilc memory. I'lilladalplilu
MiUKur.
For roughs ami roldi there I no belter
medicine than Plan's l'uro for Consumr.
Hon, l'rlcnUAcrula.
I'aulnic llcllef.
Mies dlddy What did Im say when
you told lilm I waa married?
Mlas Hiiollr. Well, liu anomed aiif
prised.
Minn (ilddy Did lie aak to wliom?
Miaa HpcltJi No, lull Im asked 'liow
it happened.' I'lillndolpliln l'rees,
Juat Like a Man.
Husband Hupporn w attend Dr.
Tliirdly'a ledum tonight, my dear.
Wlfn Itut I liavo nothing, lo wear.
Ilualiand Oli, tliun we'll go to tlm
opera.
Plays a Losing (lame.
llrownovlch I tindnritand Green I;
heart troiilile.
Hmlllilniky Yea; and Its also haa
apada, club and diamond trouble.
FITS
tvmiau.ntli C'urrd. NufllaoratrrouiftMa
after ftrllarautrlir.Kllii'.ltttNf r
llaalurr. H.nd for . k'J Irtatlwtlll.Afid Ir.Atla.
lit. II. II. Kline, 1.10 .til Artli HL. I'litladrlplila, I'a.
Ilctwccn prlcnda.
Mayme I htar you are going to be
married again.
J-.dytli Agaln7 Why, I've never
been tied up aa yet.
Mayme No, but I can't recall toe
number of tlmei yon were "going to
be." Chicago rewa.
A Urlfht .Student.
At a medical college some atudenta
were being questioned In anatomy, and
one of them waa naked, "What lunacies
have their origin in the popliteal
apace" The bright atudent promptly
replied, Well, there a that one with
the durned long name, and 1 don't re
member the two othara."
nuh'ii im at
Vt offer Ont Hundred 1ollari Reward foraa
csmoI Cattarrli that can not be cured br ItaU'
Catarih Curr.
- -v. . ivp.f J.01M10, J.
Watheundarilined.haveknonaP. J. Cbrnev
for tho not IJtrsri.amt tx-llree lilm perfectly
honorable In all builnea lianiactUina and an-
w I ..If WW ..... n ..-.-a- "
anclaltr able Iocs try ou t any obligation made
, Wit A Tat'ix,
Wholeaaie liriiiiilata, Toledo.
Wiuusu KihxinA Miavia,
Wboteiate Urufllaia, Toledo. O.
iiairetatarrnuare u taken internallr.artlna:
llrectlr an tba blood end tnueoua aurfaeeaol
mveriiem. j'rice 7N- per battle, bold ay all
tlafl'a ranllr rill, are the Lett.
No Lie.
"I doa't think It ii a niro thing to
aay of Mra. Odsont that alio got her
husband at a bargain counter."
"Oh, but It'a true. He wai the
young man that aaved' tier life in a
rrtiah at a glove ralo at Bpotcasti'a one
day. Chicago tribune.
Uncle Reuben Saya.
A man who glta da reputailiun of be-
in' dishonest will find de poople chary
ot ueanng win mm, an a man who am
known to bo upright can t tr.ide mewls
wlctniit glttln' de worst of It. Uat'a
probably do reason why so many of ui
am dodgln lietaeen de two extremes.-
Detroit I'ree I'reaa.
Unintentional.
Toait Master (to chairman of public
dinner) Would you like to propose
your toaat now, my lord, or ihould we
Ut 'em enjoy themselves a bit l'nger?
Punch.
H0RI1IBLY AFFLICTED WITH BOILS.
I had a horrible
attack of bolla
that broke out all
ovar xny body rtnd
from whlob. X
could cat no poa
alblo relief until
I bearan taking
your wadlclne,
and from my ex.
porlenoe I can
eafoly aay S. B.B.
ia tha beat blood
feurlllor in the world.
Mra. U. I. bMYTDIRB.
Wytheyllla, Va.
THE DEST TONIC AND APPETIZER,
While llvlnr In ttherman, Tax,, I be
tlml a. Tiottia of impure, watery
blood. I ran down in appetite and
enerryt waa aoarcely able to (el
about and had to atop off and real
oooaalonally. I took It. B. 0. and be-
Ran to improve at onoe, and after a
lorouch eourao becamo atronir and
well.
I think a. H. O. tha beat medicine I
ever uaed aa an appetiser and pen
rat tsnto. J. Q. QfjUTT,
811 IU 11 re ad afreet, Kama, Cla.
are autltlotea aua tne turn, acta blood
made rich and strong before the coming
of warm weather.
'A course of S. S. S. now would be
a safe precaution and a good beginning
and enable you to pass in comfort
throuch the hot. sultry months and
-feScience
A fuuKiia linil rapidly ilontroy wood-
m iiii'iilH la Klvlim trmililo In Kimllali
I'ltlea ualiiK audi pining. Tlm fllliKlia
piiwida f I iimi lufo-tiHl lilocka to aound
oiii H, iimi I lie only iiiiiuia of clicckliiK
It Mem to Im careful Inapi-ctlou of nil
wood before laying mid the prompt n-
plot III of liifecliil lilocka.
Tlm curious linblt of cnrrylng a llro
am nnuiuonv In ench of Ita two claws
la ascribed to the Melln, a genua of
small cralm of tlm Mnldlve Archlpel
ago. M. lliirrndullu elate that the
crnli'a claws nre too frail for uimi hi
defence, nod It la not clear whether tho
itiiciiiiinca lire held na n means of pro
t eel Ion or na a trap for food
A primeval fi.reat containing 120,000
camphor trees, menmirlng from T lo 18
net III circumference, haa recently
been discovered In Formosa. It Is
estimated Hint the yield of camphor
gum from these trei'S will amount to
i;i,iKMI,(Sii pound. The forot It not
entirely coiiipi.aed of enmphor-trccH,
hut contains other varieties, Including
mi abundance of "ri-d-grnlixd" onk.
Nome time ago II. Walter showed
that nil electric spark feels Ita way
from the positive Iolv to the negative
In n rapid sticciwiloii of preliminary
spnrka of Incroas.ng length. Ily sitnu
excellent photographs' with a moving
camera, he hna now proven that light
nlng similarly establishes a conducting
path through the air by a series of
minor llnahea, and that aa a rule, the
lightning paasca from tho cloud to the
earth na a aerlea of coutliiujua dla
cliargea,
Before the Itoynl Microscopical Ko-
clety In Loudon, .Mr. K. II, Ktrlnger haa
described n now method of ptiotograph-
lugobjietaiuagnllled by the mtcroacope.
The light of the cletrle arc Itself la em
ployed, that of the lueandeaccnt car
bons being ablclded, the light Itself la
filtered, nud thus a powerful violet
motfochroMatic light, at the extreme
limit of vlalhlllty. la obtained. With
tlila light excellent photographs of
minute objects, under a magnification
of 2,'JOO diameters, were mude end ex
hlhltid utKiu a screen. Mr. Ktrlnger
auggesta thnt U-nsea ap'clally corrwted
for the ultraviolet raya would enable
photography to do for the mleroieopo
whnt It lull already done for the tele
scope.
In July 1WC, E. I.. I'urlong of the
I'nlvenilty of California rediscovered,
on rotter Creek, In Kliustn County, n
remarkable cave, which had been visit
ed once liefore by J. A. Itlcbnrdxon In
lbiH. A party from the uiilvcm.ty hrfa
since thorouglilr' explored the cuve. as
a part of the Investigation now going
on to determine the antiquity of man
In California. The bone of n large
variety of ahlmala have been found, In
eluding ancient representatives of the
elepltalit, the tapir, the horse, the fox
the wolf, the bear, nnd no on, besides a
large number of birds. It la remarked
Hint the present mountainous character
of that part of California la entirely
out of harmony with the existence of
uiaatodons, elephants and tapirs. No
uiKiuestlunable relics of man have
been found lu the cave.
ALLISON S BOY
Makce an Karneat Attempt to Tie the
rnternal Kecord.
Allison's boy stood before bis fath
it's cunlr In silence Just looking wist'
fill. Allison looked froui his news
paper to tile boy once or twice and
then pursued his rending, but It was
hard to keep his mind on the Ilalkan
war ojoud under that silent regard
he laid the paper oil his lap and
aald. "Well?"
'I weeded your onion bed this morn
ing," said Allison's boy.
"Did you? That wns nlco of you
Hut you ought not to tell me a thing
like thut so suddenly, lion did you
happen to think of It? It wasn't be
lt use I've becu trying to get you to do
It for a mouth, wns It?"
The boy grlnueU nnd then seated
himself on the arm of the chair and
wUted a tluger lu his father's watch
chain. liee. uut there wus lots of
weeds In It!" he bald.
"There were n few onions In It,
too," snld Allison. "Did you leave
them lu?"
Of course, I did. Say, pa, my bi
cycle tires nre all full of punchers. 1
iin't tnaku cm stay pumped up any
more at nil."
"Why don't you take the punchers
out of them?'
ou can t tnko a puncher out. A
puncher's n hole lu the tire. I wont
new tires, but haven't got enough
money, rvo only got a cents and they
cost S3. '
Well, you need only ?2.02 now."
Won't you give It to mo?"
"No, my son. If you want money
you go to work and earn It by tho
sweat of your brow. That's tho way
I did when I was your age. You get
your money too easily."
Mf I llnlsh the onion bed will you
glvo It to me?"
"How much more have you got to
do? There Isn't inueli to do. Is tlicro?"
"Sure. I only weedAl one row nnd
part of 'another one. Pa, I was 60
in arithmetic last week. If I get IK)
next week will you give mo the
$2.02?"'
"I'll give you a licking If you don't
get 00," said Allison. "Tho Idea of
a boy of your ago doing no better tlinn
that and gottlng tired after he weeds
n row lu n onion bed. , No, sir. you
Just work for It. I used to saw wood
and split kindling for my pocket mon
ey when I wns a boy. I didn't have
a father who shoveled out niouoy for
mo whenever I naked for It. I remem
ber one fourth of July I hud if.'i spend
ing money, and I earned every cent
of It myself."
"What did you do with It?"
"firecrackers mostly, I guess I
don't know that I spout It all. I
probably put n lot of It In tho bank."
"You snld I wasn't to have nny fire
works this fourth nt all. You will,
though, won't you, let mo? I didn't
menu to set tho ham on lire and I!ll
bo careful this time."
"You may run nwoy now. I'll talk
to you nbout the fourth of July some
time next September."
"I don't sCo nny way to grt my
monoy," anld tlio lioy, with an ajt
(frlovcd nlr. "Tlicro lan't nny wood
to inff nroiind licri", nnd It there wna
1 Imvcli't (jot n anw. Wlint o'lmr wnya
did you make money when you were
a Imy, pit?"
"I huallod," replied Alllann, "I
didn't alt nround nnd try to con n
IovIiik parent. I got out nnd allowed
myaeir willing fllid eheerful nml In
dualrloiia mid Inrklol nnytliliiu tlml
miiio iiIuiik. I didn't in I nil how rotiKli
lir hnrd work wna na Ionic na It wna I
honest. I'd llkn to seo you like that.
I'd be proud of you then."
"Was grandpa proud of you?"
"I think you've twlsled that chain
as much as Is good for It," said All)
son. "Now run along."
The evening following Allison's boy
did not return homo In time for din
nor. Mrs. Allison said he had been
away all dny and she was beginning
to worry about him. lie got back,
however, nlmut dusk. Ills face wns
dirty nnd there waa a wide streak
down the front of Ida new tweed suit
which looked like axle grease, but
which lie aald was inolusscs. Ills cap
wna inked with mud and flour, his
knickerbockers nnd Jacket were torn
and there waa Hour on Ida ahoulder
and egg on Ida walstco.it.
"I'vo been hustling." he announced.
"I got n Job from Tledmau's deliver
ing groceries and I've made fifty
reiita. (Jee, but I'm hungry! He
didn't give mo the fifty cents, though,
because I let a case of eggs drop out
of the wagon. You'll give It to me.
though, won't you, pa? I earned It."
"You go up to the bathroom nnd bo
klnnlng those rags off." said Allison.
'I'll come tip nnd talk to you pres
ently." Chicago News.
HOW JOE GOT TO CONGRESS.
Texas Mateaman Won Ills First Nom
ination by a Htrutairem.
Tho $200,000 fee said to have been
earned In Wall street by Senator Itall
ey of Texas gives point to a story told
by a man from Texas upon the man
ner In whloli Ilalley got his start.
"Itulb-y.-" wild the Texas man. "wns
a straggling young lawyer In the new
section Into which he had moved.
Time had rolled around to nominate a
Democratic candidate for Congress.
The day of tho convention lrnd !ien
set. It was conceded that u eeltalu
old man In Congress would be given
the nomination.
Having much leisure nnd but little
money, he thought he would walk to
tho convention. After he had been
on the road for some time a farmer
drove up behind lilm. 'Wanter clt
lu an' ride?' he snld to the young law
yer, and Ilalley accepted gladly.
" 'liolng to the convention?' asked
Hnlley after a while. 'Yep,' wild the
fnnner. 'Kver hear of a young law
yer named Ilnlley 'round here?" asked
Ilalley. 'Nope, said the farmer.
Hood speaker and bright fellow. I tin
derstand,' suggested Ilalley. 'S'lxise
so,' s.ild the farmer. 'Yes,' continued I
Ilalley, 'and he will be over there to
day and I tell you what we'll do.
We'll cull ou hliu to make a speech.
You see nil your friends, tell tliein
about Ilalley and we'll call on him.
flic fanner said all right. No more
was said aliout the matter until there
wns n lapse In the conversation dur
ing the preliminary movements of the
body. Suddenly the old farmer up
and suggested that the convention
hear from Mr. Ilalley. 'n rlalu' young
lawyer of these dlggln s,' he said, 'an'
a fellow who talks like puttln' out
lire.' 'Ilalley! Ilalley! Ilalley!' nior
than a dozen yells went up, nnd Hnl
ley nunc forth. Joe Ilalley made one
of the hottest speeches of his life and
the upshot of the whole thing waa
that the 'rlsln' young lawyer of these
dlgglu's' got the nomination for Con
gress nnd Is now Senator Ilalley of
Texas." New Orleans Times-Demo
crat.
I'nntoiiiiiiie liy Mnx U'ltell.
"When Max O'llell came to Montreal
some years ago." t.:ild u man from that
city to it Detroit Journal contributor.
we tlxeil up n little Joke on lilm. We
linil noticed how gracefully be could
unite a caustic criticism with u compli
ment, a faculty tlmt enabled him to suy
tne sharpest things without olTendlng
tho people he was criticising. AVe
were going to put the faculty to u test.
We hud him lunch with us, and
there were nt the table beside himself
nil Ktigllaliinnn. u Scotchman, mi Irish
man and n rrencli-t'niuidlan. When we
got our guest off his guard we demand
ed nn honest opinion of the different
races we represented. As the opinion
hud to be given In the presence of nil
four, the sltuntluu for him wns n
rnther delicate one. Hut It never
seemed to trouble lilm, nnd he gave his
oplulnn without a moment's hesitation.
The Scotchman." he snld, and he
clenched his right hand tightly nnd
pretended to try nnd force It open with
his left. Tliellngllshiiirui 'niidhewent
inrougii i nc same performance, open
lug the hand nt the end after nn appar
ent struggle. 'The Irishman ' nnd ho
hehl out Ids hand wide open, with the
palm upwards. 'The Krencliiimii
nnd he made a motion wtrh both hands
ns If ho wero emptying them ou the
table.
There was not n word of explana
tion, but we nil understood thoroughly,
nud had n hearty laugh. Mux U'ltell
had maintained his reputation."
With a drain nf Salt.
Titles of gastronouilcnl prowess
iibotind In Oeorgo II. KUwnnger's re
cent book, "The Pleasures of tho Tu-
ble." One In particular makes the feats
of the growing boy look snmll Indeed.
A drummer In the French army was
noted for Ids tremendous appetite. Ills
captain wagered that the tlinn could
eat rt whole calf, and the drummer,
proud of Ids distinction, promised to
do honor to the cnptnln'8 compliment.
Accordingly n calf was prepared lu
various appetizing ways. Tlm drum
mer was disposing of It. When he
had finally consumed nbout three
quarters of the repast ho paused, and
placing his kulfo nud fork on his plate.
said to Ills superior olllcer:
'You had better hnvo tho calf
brought on, had you not, sir? All
theso little kickshaws will end by tnk-
lug up room."
Advantages always look larger than
disadvantages, even when the Mules
are balanced.
PAINFUL PERIODS
urn uvcrcotuu liy Iydla 15. f'lnk
luuu'a Vrvotnblo ComiiouuU.
M TJR , .... I . J
Mini Mnnnrd onrnci after doc
tor fulled to help lier.
"I.ydlu, E. riiiklmm's Vctrc
tahlo Compound cured mo after
doctors I tad failed, and I want
other girh to know aliout It. Dur
ing m'iitst nation I suffered most
Intense) pain low in the abdomen
anil in my limbs. At other times I
had a heavy, depressed feeling
which made my work seem tvrica
an lmrd, and I ltow pale and thin.
Tlio medicine the doctor gave mo
did not do mo ono bit of good, and
I was thoroughly ducouraged. Tlio
doctor wanted mo to stop work, but.
of course, I could not do that. I
Anally tagan to take Lydlu IT.
I-iiiltlirwn'H Vctrctalile Compound
and fult licttcraftur taking tbo first
DOIU0, anu nucr ta&uig six uoiues 1
I was cnttroiy curcu, anu am now
in norfeet health, and I ara so grate
ful for it." Miaa Georoie Mexakd,
537 E. 182nd St., Now York City.
tSOQO forftll If erjno ot a6ow Mltr areo.s
eaowloasMa eosnat Ae ororfecao.
I.ydltt K. IMnkham'i Vegetable)
Com pound cure female I lis when
all otliiir meuua have failed.
An Appropriate Name.
Kdna I don't know whether to call
my Uoeton bull terrier fomney, Cipio
or Caerar.
'Arthur) who baa had a rad experi
ence with tbe terrier) I think Agrip
pa would be a very suitable name for
him.
Relaxation.
"I feel happy today," said the club
woman. "I haven't a thing in the
world to do, not a club to attend.
I'm going to clean House and bare a
good time."
Expensive.
The Husband A penny for your
thoughts.
nife It'll cost you more than that.
I was thinking of a new gown. New
York Journal.
Unreasonable Slater.
Mamma Vby, Herbert, what In tbe
nor Id is tbe matter with' sister?
Herbert Aw we was just a playin'
haunted bouie, an she was tbe ghost,
an' I give her a little chain to swaller
no's she would clank every lime she
moved, an" now ebe'a a-cryin an' says
she don't want to be the ghost any
more! Magazine of Humor.
Any Present Surprising. j
Mr. Krochett I'm going to surprise
you on your birthday.
Mrs. Kroahett (coldly) Indeed?
Mr. Krochett Yes; can't you guess
What it is? 1
Mrs. Krocbett-If you really mean I
to surprise me I suppose you're going
to fflv me snme anrl nf s nres.nl i
lve "le 60,116 torl 01 a preesnt. I
An bye ror uusinesa.
Grandma Toogood (solemnly) A'ter
Tour grandma dies who will give you
any pennies?
Terror Knott Toogood (aged six)
Why, you won't take your pocket book
toheav-n, will you, grandma? Judge.
Dlrd Superstitions.
In many parts of England there ar
curious nuperstitions about birds. The
ttonechat, for instance, is believed to
be continually chatting with the evil
one, so it is held in bad repute, and as
tho raven commonly impersonates his
sable majesty it is ranked in the same
category of evil birds. Sometimes.
however, the raven's appearance, so it
ia held, forebodes a death.
ANtCclablc Prcparalionfor As
similating tttcFood ondRcg ula
ting lite Stomachs and Bowels of
Promolcs Dific3lion.Chccrrur-
nessantirtcsLContalns neilltcr
OpiutTt.lorpliiiiB norltiicraL
lOI "NAIIC OTIC .
tve afoua-ssnvamam
JUS
ll0iAvwa flavor.
Apcrfccl ncmcdy forConsllpi.
lion, Sour Stonwch.Dlarrlwca
Worms .Convulsiotrs .Feverish
ncsswulLoss OK Sleeh
Facsimile Signnlure of
HEW YORK.
rtfiW'Jv'.xU! 1 I if
iimii i iiiTTref7nrna. 1 1
I The Needle. I
The flrat noodle used In Kngland waa
made In Queen Mary's time by a negro, '
I who unfortunately died before Impart-1
! Ing tho secret to nny ono. in tho reign '
oi ijunen j-.nzauetli tlio art ol needlo ,
making waa discovered by a Herman I
who Imparted It to an Knglishman.
New Machine (Jun.
The Cleveland machine gun, firing
twenty-five one-pound projectiles in
one pull of tho trigger, has been tested. ;
The gun weighs 4611 pounds. It fired I
800 shots In a minute without heating '
the barrel. I
Misunderstood.
"Now, then, young man," said Wil
lie's mother, "I won't let yon play
aaenall again in a hurry, and you'll
get no supper tonight."
. "Why, Is supper all over?"
"You know very well it is. Yon
saw me at the back gate and heard rrio
calling an hour ago."
"Why er I thought yer wm Jest
applaudin' de two-bagger I made."
Sella 'llblea and Dice.
In Naitau street, near where It merg
es into I'ark row, ia a little shop whose
proprietor evidently believes that he
is going to catch customers both "a
coming and a gwino." lie has but a
mall window for the display of hia
wares, and in this are grouped Uibles,
prajer books, miniature roulette
wheels, dice and playing cards.
Why Appetite Is Needed.
Poor eaten without appetite always
causes gastric disturbance, because un
less tbe secretary glands ot the stomach
are stimulated by a desire for food no
digestive juices ara extruded into the
,tomach
A Conversation Overheard.
"Goodness gracious, Maude, where i lVf!.'i"2,.Jh. ',''' --nain tu, Mc
, ...... . . . 1-herson, Kansas. Itcferance anr newspaper or
are yon going Wltn mat Dig nuncn OI
ro-es and those boxes of candy?"
"Why, haven't you heard? They've I
got jutt one of tbe lovlieat murderers i
in the county jail that ever was!"
Negative Virtue's Reward.
'Why, papa," aha argued,
you
know Arbutbnot never drinks, chews, i
I smokes, gambles nor swears."
I "Yes, I know," the rugged,
mantle old man answered, "but I don't
want a chap for a son-in-law who mere
ly doesn't do things." Chicago Itec-'
ord-Herald. I
Speed of Waterspout.
A waterspout spins with enormous 1
speed. Its velocity at tbe sea level i
baa been estimated at six miles a min
ute. Some Practical Advice.
It is not necessary to leave your
home and friends, give up your occupa
tion or put on a uniform to do good.
Here Is a eimple way: When you hear
a jood thing said about a man, tell
him. This line of missionary work ,
does not take any of your time from
your legitimate business.
The Subject He Liked Best.
"You talk well on the subject in
which you are most Interested," said
the Impertinent girl.
"And what is that?" said the man,
smelling a compliment.
"Yourself," said the impertinent
girl demurely.
"AHer I waa Udnrad to try CAC
?.K":' L:?.V7A7ibn:!,r.,".,b'.hr"v
aebed and I lad atoraach trouble. Kow, allies tak.
'" Caeareu. I teal Sue. Mr lte baialao u..d
ibam wltbb.Desclalreaulu for aour awtoacb."
Joa. KKiauxa, tm Couareia 8L 8L Looli. Ilo.
Pleaaant. Palatable. Potent. Taite Good. De n
Qood, ceer Sicaea. Vtr eaten, or Gripe. lOe, 26c. SOa. 9
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
l!riWr tMHar. Cttot. SMINd, l.a Tark. HI W
Hn.Tfl.Rln Sold aodeuirantecdbr all drf- S
111' I U'DAU .III. u CUSalC'l-oaacm llablL. I ft
No J2-100J.
WHEN writing- to adeertlaera pleaao
tnenll..D tlila papar.
For Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bough!
Bears
Signature
of
In
Use
or Over
Thirty Years
Qnnr Stnmanh
&f 0J& CATHARTIC dClrvk -ZCrf
the Lx
Air
Or
TMiOfNTUIICOMPHT. Nf V VOHH CITV.
Coughing
fjti awa laaaaaanaawsBaBh. 'Jlf aMSaaaaiaBsaBBi
" I was given up to die with
quick consumption. I then began
to use Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral. I
Improved at once, and am now In
perfect health." Cha$. E. Hart
man, Glbbttown, N. Y.
It's too risky, playing
with your cough.
The first thing you
know it will be down
deep in your lungs and
the play will be over. Be
gin early with Aycr's
Cherry Pectoral and stop
the cough.
Tina aliia i tic, lac, II. All eraiilila.
ron.ult Tom doctor, tf he tare take It.
thru do aa ho asri. If ho toll, von not
to take it. than don't take It. Ilo knows.
Loere It with him. Wo are wllllnr.
4. u. Alan lu., iowen. nhi,
oMMMwMBnBaaMHBvBaaanaaasraaarml
Ruturoon iVIucliIno Co.
HUCCBieOIW TO JOHN I'OOLK
t oot ol Morrlion St., Portland, Ore-ton.
I'araona Hawker. Auloniatlo, sell Feedlnr.
raultle.a Htump Pulltr, 1110 horsepower with
two news. Mucseye pswmiu .Mftcninerr, Bn-
rlnea and nnllera I'll i
ml Htlekney tiaanllne
Knclnea. Write ua when In want nl
I anvthlna
in macmnery line,
IMMr.NSi; -Our A i tin., i.i The Iilral worm
Curtain Knrlos who. or part or opn Irontof
v.hlcle worklnr In luVilanii) flood for llslnorHun
aliln. Hm mm) rramr, Hlla.r finishing. Adlu.t
ablf, wlthmrtaln l.i.l.o or trhlrla, Whip used,
Hon r-artiml without unfajtt.nlnr, whole clips to
hnnd. No httttonlrta. No attachments to trhlcts,
t'lowswlnatnaalil. backward, ru.t.n to homl-rod.
For exit. rctrftM! retch, .Ida RlUlcs forward and
nana over daub. Whole rolda up going into w.lt
undersea!. Trulr Immrtw, Artlclfonmplelell 1.
Aa.nt. wanted. Townships. Kxrhi.lve rlehla from
inr n.w.pspcr or
bank, Jlcrnereon, Kansas, Vend
j bo lor pampnirtft.
I Alcohol,
epiunta
Write for
Illustrated
Circulars
Touacco
EajrftrtoiiroonraTria'
I Using ,v
Tttphone lloinJSj-
J
COLUMBIAUNIVERSITY
PORTLAND, OREGON
craDUCTEB BY THE COTCRKA
TlOX OF THE HOLY CROSS AND
AFTTLIATED WITH THE IH1VER
SITY OF HOT RE DAME.
SUrJiri Aadcmlc fonr-rur 0ma la
Classics. Erjlish and Science, Oae-yur
aad fonr-ycir Commercial Courses.
Kcf-oUr Col!erUte Coarse) in duslcs. Ecf
llsh. General Science, History and Econom
ics, Finance mi Commacc, Civil Enfincer
Inj. Mechanical Enrlncrlnf and Electrical
Enftaccrtaf.
The scholastic year, begin
nlng Sept. 7, 1903, ends June
16, J90f.
Catalogue sent free on appli
cation. Address
REV. H. A. OinNLAN, CS.Cl
UNIVERSITY PARK, OREGON.
The Champion Draw Gut Mower 1
The Mower with the "DRAW CUT."
"drawing" the cutting bar from a point
ahead, caualng the wheela to preaa hard
er on the around, and giving Increaaed
poHer lor hard cutting.
I c la no -puah cut," "puahlng" the bar
w irom oeeina, wnen tne more cuttlug,
I ii the more tendency for the w heele to Hit
() from the ground.
Me the 'nine The "Draw Cut" Cham-
, vi pton keepa the wheela on the ground
w anu ii lue rousi ruweriui culler in tne (
i A tlelJ. lias many convenient featurea. 5
w lieud for handsome catalogue and cat- (5
w endar Mailed free.
raTCHELL. LEWIS !t STAVER CO.. 2
Flnt int Tailor SU.. FoithoJ, Ottjon. 5
cults wuibi ill im faiia.
I Beat Oouah Bjrop. TaalaallcuJ. Uaa
in lima, sold or drnrelata.
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a a ii a a ansaiw nan
is m iniailil HidUUH mm