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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (July 24, 1903)
The Itch Fiend Tlmt Id Willi Itlicuin, or lCcr.ciiin m o ' tli o ou t nvu nl iniiiiifenlutloii ol ncro i In. It cmtioa III ItrtiliiK, liunilng, (ir.liiK, drying, mill willing puti'lits, nil tlio furir, lieml, blind, log or limly. It I'ltlihnt do cuieil by outward iipplb rations till' lilixul inilnt Ihi rlil of llm lliiiurlly tn ulili'li 11 la ilui. Hood's Sarsaparllla 1 1 us cutticl tlm moat persistent nil I 1 1 11 1 -rult niiH'H. Aivept mi HiiliHlltuUi fur 1 IihhI'm no suhstltiito nets llko it. VII (Uvea lllin I'le. "I ratliur enjoy l.tiluii without n lilrtiil ulrl." "Why so?" "Jleranso I rnn ulwnya coax my wlfn to glvo iiiu io lor lirmiklmt." Philadelphia Plain Dealer. Converting Him. "I licnr tln'in wiih coiini remancoron iirii'tml wltli your marriage?" "Nothing roiiinntlv about It. Our re ligious tIiiw dllfertid, my wlfn main taining Hint tlio only liull thero ! la iiion unrili, nml aim married mo to ptovo It. ItuI lnmollH Nun. No Need ol 1'iotcalatlon. Turn Dlil alio ask you If she nt'ra llm only girl you over lovtxl7 Jack No alio limit It (or granted. b'oiuervlllo Journal. lloo itictYAiin loo. The readers of OiU 1'ai.er Mill be 1mi1 to arn tliat ibere ii at leeit one dreaded di.eaMi lliat aciviirs lias been alilo la rule III all lia liase. ami that laralarrh. llall'aCetarrtit'iire U tbe only iiiltlTnt'ura kuuwu totha tnedli-al Irair rnlir. I.etatrli belna aeoiiailtutlmialOis. faie, teitilres a roiutTtiiilunal treatment. llaU'a t'aiarrti Cure la lakrn Internally, aeilrie, JIlMilIf tifou the blood anil tiiut'iitia eiirterei l llin ajratein, thereby d'Hrnylng llm loiiuda. lion of ilia titrate, and Klvtnit the .etleiit tlrenalti by building up Hie emittltutioi ami tiaittlnf nature In dome; lt mirk. The pro. rrtelnra have o rourli faith lit III t'urallve powers, mat they otter Ona Hundred Italian lor aur r.e that It falli to euro. Hcnd fur ILI lit leilltnoulali. Jlddreaa r. J. CHUNKY A ft)., Toledo, O. Hold by druicUta. "to. llall'a (aullr fllla ara lliebeal. Juit (loud. Klderly Cnitiiimir llavn you any preparations tlmt will eradicate wrin kle? Coniclentloua Druggist No, iim'arn, but wo turn a prupnmtlon tlmt will 111 1 Ilium up. Chit-ago Trllitino. The (teal ThlnK. "How cultured mitl polished tlmt Mr. Keratoma In." "I know it. Whenever n wraon llnga anything alio always calls It ion luring It, tlouin't alio?" Clilcno Itecord-Herald. A Permanent Cure. Hodge You mean to my tlmt Chris Man bcionro cured yotiT I'odKti Hiiro! lloilgo Of appendlctls? I'odgo No. 01 Ohrlitlin Science. Brooklyn Life. rlio'i Cum la- a coocl couth medicine. It baa cured coiijtln and colds for forty years. Aiuriixeisia. .weenie. Looking (or Chance. Mn. Qobang This paper aaya tlmt a Kanaaa man aold Ilia wlfo for 18. OobanR I wonder II It will ever bo my luck to run arroea fellow who la throwing money awajT .New York Tlmea. Not Teo Precipitate. "All, Goorgle, dear," alio aald to tbo duke, "why don't you go to papa to day? Delaieato dangeroua. yoo know." "Yea, I rrnllia tlmt," lia replied, "but I've only known you three daya and thcts cet-rlcli-qulck echemee al aya team to bo io risky." Chicago Hecord-llrcald. A Prize. Tbo editor of a weekly nowapaper in Auitralia oflera lilmaulf aa a prlie to tho woman who writes the beat eiaay on tlm dutiea of a wlfo. CITO f 'toianently ruret. NoBtnornerTouinul f 0 anrflritUy'iiu0i'rir.Kliii"al!rrtNrrvt llaiuirrr. Heud fur KrvMtt'J trial tinlllait.l trratlM Dr. ll.li.Kllln,Ud..MI Anhbt., I'hllulrlpUla, 1'a. Aska No More. Tom I can't help nuking my fiance ocraalnnally why alio loves me. Dick Me, loo. Mine anaya gives mo a very satisfactory answer. Tom That ao? What doea alio ray? Dick Because. Philadelphia Iubllc Ledger. Not Strikingly Noble. "Ho your daughter Is going to marry n noblonmu. "Yea," nnswored Jtr. Cumroz; "liu'a enly a nobleman by profeasron. I'tirronally I must ray be ttrlktiamoasn pretty common sort." Washington Htur. Ills lixpcrlcnce. "Pa." eald the boy, looking up from tils book, "whut does a man's 'hotter half, moan?" "Usually, my son," replied his father from behind the evening paper, "ilio means exactly what she says." Ready for l!aiter. Deacon Cobbs William, It your father sohuld hato (10 and noma one nhotild give him 18, what would ho Imvo? William Nothing; but ma would Imvo a now hat. Chicago News. Hair Falls 'M tried Aver'. Hair Vigor to stop my liair from railing. One naif a bottlo cured me." J. C. Baxter, Braldwood, III. Aycr's Hair, Vigor is certainly the most eco nomical preparation of its kind on the market. A little of it goes a long way. It doesn't take much of it to stop falling of the hair, make the hair grow, and restore color to gray hair. f l.0 a kottta. AlldnitUhv. If your drugs-lit cannot supply yon, send ua one dollar and wo will exprcie you a bottle, lie euro mad elTOtne name H OX TOUT nearest eipreiaottTce. Addreii, D ' J, CAYlClt CO., Lowell, Mu! I Htlaliiuiil (iiiiKrlly) I never nw n Huiimii tin lutrtl to plortno na you nrr. Wlfo (cnliuly) My Ofnr, you fowt Hint I iiinrrlfil you.-C'lili'iiKU Dully Nowa. Mnklnif proifrraa: "Wlljiuna, Imvo you niiliii'tl tlio baby )ot 7" "Alinont. Wo'vtf not tlio two KriinilinotlierH to nutitt lo nrliltnito tlio cnM)." Clilciiuo Trllnliie. I'ntleni'o Did you any alio citino fiiini HkIiIIiik alotk? I'litrlce Yin; tier mother nml fnthir were both inviubi-ra of church oliolra In tliulr uirly dnya. Yoiilitra Htiili'Hiiinn. Mm. (Irnnicrcy Do you tblnli It wna mi liili'iilloinil allKlit on tlio pnrt of Mra. Nuwrlcli? Xlra. l'ltrk-Wby, no, my ilt-rir. Klio liimn't bwii it Indy lonu tiioiiKli to know bow to bo rtidi1. I'ticlf. I.. II... MM... ft..ll..h..t. Unv my wbtTt'iibotita perftvtly, but I pro atiniK my futher mid molbt-r would llko to Ih dlreeliil to where 1 nni. Kuuaiia City ludepi'iuletiL The Owner -Heu bcrol You wnnt to hnndlo Hint trunk more carefully! Tbo Torter-PII look out for It. air. I know n mnn who let one fnll on bin toea lnt mouth, nu' ho ain't out of tbo liwipltul yut." Town nml Country. To Ita detriment: "One thing enn be aald about our opern-hotiaea," remark ed the Obaervi-r of Kvcut nnd Thlni;; "too much intention aet'iuM to buvo bein given to the ucouatlc propertlin of tbo boH." Yonkera Ktnteamnn. Snlimuinn (recoiumendlneMilue neck tin with lnrK I'hik apota) -- Hut wouldn't you like one llko thu't? I'm aellliiL- u lot of them tlila year. Hnr- . .ViiiM v Vi- i I,..Jl"'n nlr "d n ronr In tbo enra like n nro you It7 Cl.lld-.No. air. I know ,.... enatle Cuatoitier -IndetHl! Ycry clever down the allppery rocka to help a blink of you, I'm aure.- Harvard Liunpoon. Jug, creeping, much-Hurprlnfd youth, All tiny: "Her novel la not one of bleeding from n hundred cute, up to the ephemeral eiiccesae." "Indeed'" ! where hla clothea lay. He woe still "Ob, yea., It waa published before 0 too daied to epenk. When hla breath o'clock III the morning, nnd wua not completely forgotten until unite n bit lifter 0 o'clock In the evenlug."-l.lfe. "How la your youngeat daughter get ting on with her mualeV" "Splendid ly," auawered Mr. Cuuiroi; "uer In atructor anya tlmt abu plnya Mozart In a wny Hint Mor.nrt bliuaelf would never Imvu dreamed of." Wnahlngtoii Htar. How la vour daughter getting on with her music?" "Splendidly," an- PrlKhml force In Hetry. Ills !m swcrtI Mm. Cumrtii; "ahe can go to Rluntlon hnd more volume and flow; a claaalcal concert nnd tell exactly I he had command, at his best, of a tell where to applaud without watching J ln 'resbneas and effectiveness of the reit of the audience." Washlug- Phrase; but In power of organization, ton Htar. 'u discernment of spiritual qualities, The Count (o'd enough to ben grand-1 b.e tttl1' fnr Mow tlie Concord poet, father and ut.w Mlas Moneytom-I i loT 11 n a P00' Kmereoa must bar aaked your innnima and abo glflbo reckoned with; the HmtuUlone of 1T conatnit-and .iow 1 cr Mis I hu '"" le 'ck order In hla Moucyton I am ao glad! Hut won't It 'bought, nnd or thorough and large bo runny to call you pnpa?I.lpplu-1 structure In bis style, are due to the cott's Mngatlue. .poet's method ln dealing with hla sub A London clockinaker has placed the following notice In bla window: "The misguided creature who removed the thermometer from tbla door bad better return It, aa It will lie or no use where be la going, aa It only registers 125 de grees." Ana went. Hafcty In numbera: Ilraunlgan Como home, an' teck supper wld me, l'lannlgan. Flaiiulgan Sbure, It's past yer supper time, now; yer wlfe'll bo mad aa n hatter, llrniinlgun Tbnt'a Jlat It; abo can't lick tbo two or us. Philadelphia Public Ledger. "I recall a remark that Getieral Grant made to me once ut dinner," said boastful Woodby Grift, "which wna moat characteristic of the man." "I think I can guesa what it was, aald Pepprey. "What?" "Keep tho change for yourself, my man." Phlla' delphln Press. "How wasteful or tlmt gardener!" murmured the star boarder na be bit savagely but hopelessly nt hla nt-parn- gtut. "How Is that? naked the laud lady. "Why. If be hnd let these stalks grow one week longer be could have sold tbem for telegraph poles, Hub tlmore American. I'lirwin Johnson Ah wish do mud. decs oh ills congregation would bring deyr babies to church wlf tleut. Ncvnb mind bow young tley nm, Jess bring 'cm crliing. ir tley nm too young to appreciate do significance ob do ser vice, tley can, at least, yell an' keep de deacons awake! Puck. Tbo American Father: Ascuni An other baby, and n girl this time, eh? Haw doea It make you reel to hnve a daughter? Poplcy Great! Ono or the first things you think about It Is how a foreign nobleman will come courting her somo day, and bow you'll turn him down good and proper. Phlldelphla Prciw. A heavier loss: Hnrk! In tbo darU watches of tho night they could plain ly hear footsteps In tho kitchen. "Hut. giant!" ho exclaimed, hastily covering up his head. "Oh, Henry!" sighed his wife; "I wish I had your faculty fot looking nt tbo bright tdda or tilings. I'm sure It's that Hrown woman try ing to entice my cook uwny." Kansas City Independent Ingenuity a reward: "ou say Ilur- ton Is leading n double llfo? I'm as tonished. He's the last man In tho world I'd suspect of anything or that kind, "Yea, bis wlfo's In Kuropo, and he has to stay down at tho otllco near ly every evening to copy wth bis own hand tbo nice, gossipy letter his type writer lias written for him during tho day. Ho says it's u great scheme. though."-Kx. Ilia Ittou of Geileroslty, "Did you turn that needy friend of yours enipty-hniuled from your door?" "No," answered Mr. Kcrniudge. "I didn't let him go away empty-handed. made out a statement of what ho owes mo and told him bow much In terest he'd save by pnylti' cash." Washington Htar, Gnnalp, Gossip," said Undo Kbcn, '"minds mo n good deal of n shootln' match In da street. Do innocent bystander Is Jos' as li'bto to git hit as anybody else," Washington Star, DANQEIIOUB OHOWEfl DATH. Volume of Water Almnat Drowned mn Ailrenturniia ytilli A atory la told In tlm World's Work of it youth who, pnrtly from iKiionmro, pnrtly from n aplrlt of foolluirdy nd vontliro. put ba llfo In Joopurdy. Ho nnd Ida roinpnnlou wrro apondlnK n viienllon In tbo Yoac-mlto Vnlley, nnd hnd been flahliiK for motintnlii trout on tlio Illlloiii'tli'. "To-morrow," ho anld, "I abnll tnko n ahnwer bittli tiudiT the 1,700-foot frill." "You nro n fooll" anld hla compan ion. "Not nt nil," cnino tbo reply. "Tbo rlviT la very low. Wbitt tbcro la of it ttinia to ajirny In tbo Aral hundred feet; It will dimply como down like ruin. Why, you'd ko under tbo Ilrldnl Veil youraelfl Only tbnt'a proaalc. Tbla Ih HOinethlliK blf. Como on." "Not I." Hut I wna tbero to aeo. Tbo water, na he hnil anld, enmn down, n coimld ernblo part of It, In rnln nnd aprny tlmt flew out on thn wind Incrediblo dla. tnni'ea. Hut to crnwl down, dreaaod In n bnthlni; milt, doner to thn inn In at renin that full to tlm Mol and upon the rocka, with it inurderoua awlab In rnllwny trnlii, wna dnrliic to foolhnrdl neaa. At any moment a Teerlnif wind mlk'ht awliiK the wholo mnaa upon tbo tnll, allm flKUro backing tentatively on nil four down tbo Jagged tnlua a lope. Ida eye-Klaaaea KlintlUK cheerfully. A tendy breeze kept tbo fait awting out n little the other wny, and tbo aprny biirKfonctl out fur up tho other elope. Tbo ronr wna deafening. All at once tho wind ahirted. The wnter awuiiK bnck, and in a flaah the btimuii flguro wan blotted out In a deluge that turned mo alck. For a eecoiid, that aecined an hour. It play ed on tho apot (tendlahly. It aecmed to me, Htniidlng horrified there, and then alowly It awept away. And then there wna n movement, a painful, crawllnic movement down there on the alope. nml I acramblcd rciurnmi ana ma extra glnnaea were perelied ngnln on hla noae, ho aald: "The oceana fell uikiu luo. Come bnck to New Ungland." EMER80N'3 TRUE PLACE. "Sharra with Hawthorne and Toe I'rlmacy of American I-ettera." Emerson shares with Hawthorne and Poe tho primacy of American letters. Whitman riiuil be counted with tbem jects, no nns enriched our literature with a few poems or such directness or vision, such captivating simplicity or Imagery, such ultimate felicity or phrase, that they will lay bold or the Imagination of remote generations. He was not great In volume or emo tion. In tidal force and sweep of Im agination, In Hint fullness of life which comes to the poet whose genius Is charged with elemental power as was Dante's nnd Khnkspenrc's. He did not look nt Christianity with the fresh and original Insight which he brought to other subjects. He saw the disorder of socloty. but he did not seem to real lie, the tremendous significance or sin as moral evil. And nlthough he said striking nnd profound things about Christ, he failed to take tho measure of tho dlvlnest personalty In history a failure duo In part to the rorce or tbo religious react lou In which be lived, nnd lu part to his fundamental view- of life. In filte of these limitations, hp re mains In many respects the finest product of the old race In tbo now world: the loftiest Interpreter of Its fundamental Idea and mission; ono or the deepest and noblest or Kb touchers; or a lire ho simple, ao blameless, so nobly poised between vision and task that to recall It la to catch n glimpse or tbo spiritual order or lire, and to believe In the dreams or the pure and the great. Hamilton Wright Muble lu the Outlook. MONKEYS WHO DINE AT A TABLE. The Now York zoological garden In Itronx park boasts threo very Intel ligent monkeys Dohong, Pretty Peg gy nnd Polly who were caught by the camera while enjoying n meal al fres co. Their table manners may not bo of the best In tho world, but they have learned to uso a fork and to drink out or cups and mugs without disgracing themselves or their tutors. Curator Dltmnra and Simian Keeper Miles. The trio dine In public only twice a week, on Saturdays and Sun days, and on those days are watched by admiring hundreds. Not Wholly Frank. 'Can you sincerely say tbat you never descended to hypocrisy?" usked tho man or severo standards. 'Well," answered Mr. llllgglns, "I must confess that I onco sat nnd lis tened to my daughter's commencement essay and pretended to bo as much en tertained as ir I wero at it baseball guiuo." Washington star. He Know tho Man. "Whnt will my wire do ir you send me to Jail?" pleaded the prisoner. 'I think she'll do better," returned tho Judge Tho cftlcucy or tho club has never been fairly estimated. An Ideal Woman's Mediclno. So says Mrs. Josic Irwin, of 325 So. College St., Nashville, Term., of Lytlia E. Pinkliam's Vegetable; Compound. Never In tho history of medicine lia the demand for one pnrtiaular remedy for fvmalo diseases eoualled that at talncd bv I.yilln. 1'. I'lnklinm'a VcKctalilo Compound, and never during the llfctlmo of this wonderful medicine has tho demand for It been ao great as it la to-dny. From the Atlantlo to the Pacific, and throughout the length and breadth of this great continent como the glad tidings of woman's sufferings relieved by It, nnd thousands upon thousands of letters are pouring ln from grateful women saying that It will and posi tively docs euro tho worst forms of femnlo complaints. Mr. Plnkham Invltr.i nil wo men 'who nro ptizzlvd about tliclrliculth to wrltolicrnt Iiynn, Muss., for ittlvlbc. Such corrc flpntiflcnco Ih seen by vt omen only, and no cliargo la made Geneva. Only 32 per cent of the inhabitants of Geneva are natives of the city; 21 pre cent are fioni other Bwlss places, and 47 per cent are foreigners. I lnCO The ierlf. Hklrt Hupporter and I'Mtta- ...... rr i. ut Ni ltuttnii.. lliirkte. Ifnoka .r t'lna. At) j-our fiHslibor. nil) want Heiul fur sample alwl pli-e t,i menu. I.A HJI.I.Kl-ih CO., Ituuiu I 7, I ainbrldfe Mock, j oninwi. ur, RUEHSON MACHINERY OO. fturceMori lo John I'oole) I'not of MorrlMKt Street. IHjrtLn4, Oregon Tile 1:11 (!aillne Knalne- A ehlld ean run It. Valvea and all working- parti eoiered up 2h. p., lia. 4 h. p., lilo; ( h. t . (ao. "I'ut In a Ut ile Uaaollne and then iro lo ileep " Write lor llluitrated catalogue and (or prlee on.anjttilng you need la Jbe machinery Hue. RT LAND ACADEMY Alt EftGUSH ATO CLASSICAL SCHOOL FOR BOYS AND GIRLS Fill both fur flax tern collret, limarjr nl Uraminitr rrd Inrlttdrd. X hall forgirli, with tb apiM'intmfiitii and tutMTvlifon of a oiiWal hema. lratlon In one of tb moat baulUul reKlmia of th I'wiflc rmul Climate mllil aut hraltbruU 'or cmlaloKUA a4drwi PORTLAND ACADEMY. PORTLAND, OREGON. THE Alcohol, Gpium. Tobacco Using Write for illustrated Circulars Pur noxreoeicsr Sri' PoMlANRtttE. Telephone rtainJ9r riaiaTaaTiafTiTtCTBifl TAP "A tape norm eighteen reel long el leaaicameon taa soauo atter my tuklnrtwo CASCAltlri'S. IHU I am euro liat caused my bad bealib foe the put taree yeara. I am attll sailing uaseareu, me only cituurllc worthy ol uao. w. uurri.ES, uaira, Mies. PlMaot. PalMabitv 1'otfnt. Tail Good. Do wwuu, ivovor oiosrii, i ceturii ur taupe 11H). C, OUO. ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Ilril.f B.Mjf Iws'li tl..s HMlr..l. ttm V.rt. 311 Mfl.Tn.rtAft amteiisraiiteedbr aUdrug HU'lU'UMU aim to tltlUK Tobaooo Uabiu USE" 1 TO BEAUT FY YOU? HOMES FOX rAVStAG CttARS. TABLES fLOOf?S. TC MU AfOT SCfiATCH 24 SffAOSSA COLORS MSST 0A VMG T?OAf PSA L :?. j P. N. U. No J0-IV0J. W1I15N writing to Hilvertlaere please wentlttu tlila imper. LJneit6out bjrup, 'ttuttu Good. 17m br drufwlsli el; MS fit Cjy CATHARTIC j, jjRfejj. VAOI mash Rioiansio fjp tar r 14 H I KKiHarnuMaai jPSsm, CIVIL WAITS FIRST VOLUNTEER. ' MaJ. Charles V. Kami, Who le Htlll tie Inu! at Washington, Tho first volunteer for tho Civil War Is allll living. Ho la Dr. Charles 1". Itand, of Washington. I. C, retired from active prac tice by rcKKoit of tro ti b 1 c s o in wounds rotelveil nearly forty years ngo. A certllleate In the t'apltol of New Vorlc Hlatc at Al bany attests tho priority or iJr. Hand's tender or Ills services. The uic c. r. nx.xii. certinrate la slgnetl by tho Mayor nnd two prominent eltl reus or llatnvln, N. Y., also by tho County Clerk and the Hberlff of fjetic see County, stating that In lens than 10 minutes after the call or President Lincoln, April 16, 1801, ror 75,000 vol unteers: was taken from tho wires the name or Charles V. Hand was enrolled as a soldier. Among all the war rec ords at Washington there Is none or an earlier enlistment than that or Dr. Itand, and the honor baa therefore been given hlin by common consent. Not only was Ur. Itand the first vol unteer for the Civil War, but be was also the first soldier to win the Con grenslonal medal of honor ror distin guished galantry In action. This event occurred at Blackburn's fc'ord, Va., In less than three mouths after his enlist ment. His command was ordered to retreat, and every man obeyed save young Hand, at the time but 18 years of age. The rest or hla battalion, num bering 600 men, was swept In disorder from the field, but Itand held his ground, notwithstanding the fact that the field was plowed by shot and shell all about him. The enemy Anally ab solutely refused to Are at tho loy, standing bravely alone and shooting at them aa coolly aa If he had a thousand men at his back. Hand then crept across a deep ravine and Joined the command of Gen. A. H. Itanium. Dr. Hand's patriotism and gallantry have been recognized by two Govern ors or the State of New York and by three President. He was twice per sonally honored by President Lincoln. New York remembered him with a gold medal appropriately Inscribed, and the United States government has pre sented him with, a plot In the most beautiful part of Arlington cemetery, where, at the proper time, the State of New York will erect a monument worthy or the first man to offer his service as a volunteer during the great rebellion. SI RAWBERRIES IN LESS FAVOR. Doctors Looking; Aakance at Them Cooked Food Recomnieti4ei. In spite of the atrawberry's centu ries of popularity. It Is by no means a wholesome fruit for everybody. It Is not easily digested raw, and doc tors usually forbid It to children un der 6. Its acid Is peculiarly unwholesome for persons of rheumatic tendency, and the fruit Is little less than a pol son to some constitutions. Tbe doc tor books do not set down tbe straw berry among the vegetable poisons, but what Is popularly known as straw berry poison Is very common at the spring season or the year, says the New York Sun. Marked cases or strawberry poison ing are attended with rever, lassitude and other disagreeable symptoms. In some cases tbe race and body are marked with large areas or strong red, suggesting at first scarlet rever. These areas run Into odd-looking patches, and ln some Instances become almost purple. The usual remedy Is to quit eating strawberries, but sometimes the pa tients require corrective medicines. Many who have had the disease. If such It should be called, are able after a cure to eat the berries In modera tion. Some, however, can never again eat so many as hair a dozen strawber ries with sarety. A lucky few con tract a strong distaste Tor the berries after such an attack, and have no difflculty In leaving them off tbelr bill of rare. Some, who cannot eat the straw berry ln Its natural condition, can eat it cooked, and the doctors recommend tho cooking or (bis and other berries ror children. In ract, tbe doctors nre by no means so warm in their rec ommendation or fruits lu their natural condition ns they were a few years ago, and some hare taken tbo attitude that most fruits, ospechilly when not grown practically uuder the eyo of the consumer, are more wholesome cooked than raw. Even tbe apple has been attacked and many persons nre advised to eat baked apples rather than raw apples, no matter how fresh and mellow. An additional reason why cooked fruits are recommended lies ln the fact that so large a part or the fruit In the New York market Is sold arter being rrom a. few days to many months In cold storage. AVhrtt the Marriage waa Worth. A little group was discussing mar- rlago fees when one or them related the rollowing story: "A young couple called on a minister I knew," snld be, 'and were married. When It was over the new-made husband mild: 'I am sorry, but I have only (I with me nnd we need that to get home with.' 'Thnt's nil right,' said the minister. 'You come around In one year and give me what ever the Job seems worth to you.' The groom said he would do It, and they went away." "Did he ever show tip?" "Yes. he came back In n year and In sisted that the minister pay him Hwllleat of ltliiU. Seamen geucinlly believe that the frigate bird can start at daj bienk with tho trudo winds fnom the coast or Arrlca and roott the same night upon the American shore. bother this U n rnct has not yet been conclusively determined, but It Is certain that this blnl la tbe swlttest or winged crea tures and Is able to Hy, 11111101' ravor able conditions, SOO miles 1111 liuur, Every ono who thinks l.o Is unlucky can find something huppeiilu' every dnj to prove It, Were you worth ttio prlcu to your mother she paid ror you? PE-RU-NA isbefneW1 WOMEN Says D. At. C. dec, of San Ernnclsco. A conitontly Inrreaslng number of physicians proscribe i'ertina In their reiinlar practice. It has proven Its merits so thorough ly that even tho doctors have overcome tboir prejudiro against so called patent medicines and recommend it to their patients. "I Advlso Women to Use Pcruna," I Says Dr. flee. Dr. M, C. Geo Is ono of tho physi cians who endorto 1'criina. In a letter written from Slit Jones atreot, Ban Francisco, Cat., ha says: "There le a general objoclon on the part of tho prat-thing physician to ad vocate pr.tent medicines, hat when any one medicine enrcs hundreds of people, it demonstrates Its own value and does not need the endorsement of the profes sion. "Pcruna lias performed so many wonderful cures In San Francisco that I am convinced that It la a valuable remedy. I have frequently advised Its use for women, as I find It Insures regular and painless menstruation, cures leucorrhoea nnd ovarian troubles and builds up tho entlro system. I alio consider it one of tho finest ca tarrh remedies I know of. I heartily endorse your medicine," M. 0. Gee, M. D. Mrs. E. T. Gaddis, Marlon, N. 0., is one of Dr. Hartman's grateful patients. She consulted him by letter, followed his directions, and is now able to say the following: "Before I commenced to take Peru na I could not do any hard work with out suffering great pain. I took Para na, and can say with pleasure that it has done more for me than any other medicine I have ever taken. Now I am as vtell as ever; I do all my own ! work and It never hnrts me at all. I If you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results from the use of Pe ruea, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of the Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio. Limited Opportunity. "Did you call at Rozley's bouse?" Inquired tbe yoang doctor's wife. ies. and I wish be bad sent lor me sooner." "Gracious! Is ho serionsly ill?" "Quite tbe revrese. I'm afraid he'll be all right again before I get In a half dozen visits." Making Allowancea. lironson I don't fee why jon abould be to angry at your son for marrying. We have to make allowancea for the young yon know. Muneon Confound it, that's what I'm kicking about! I not only have to make, an allowance for him, but now I'll have to makn one for his wife, too. Civic Pride. "I don't know what we're goin' to do about them two leadln citizens,", laid. Broncho Bob. "They're look in for one' another with six shooters from mornin' till night.", "Has an insult passed?" "No, it wasn't an insult, bat some doabt arlz as to 'which was the oldest inhabitant, an' they're both determined to settle tbe question fur good an all. SPEAKS FOR ITSELF Yoa know when rich, red blood is coursing through the veins, for it shows in the brightness of the eye, the beauty and clearness of the complexion, the smooth, fair skin, and robust, healthy constitution. It is rood blood that imparts strength and energy to the body and keeps it in a state c! healthfulness asd vigor. Good blood is the foundation ol good health, and to be physically and mentally sound it must be kept pure and untainted. reopte witn gooa mooa possess strong, steady nerves and are blest with good appetites and digestion, and enjoy sound, refreshing sleep. If we could always maintain the purity of the blood then we might enjoy perpetual icalth, but it becomes infected and poisoned and most of the ills that afflict humanity and undermine the constitu tion are caused by an impoverished or polluted condition of this vital fluid. When the blood is diseased the skin loses its healthy appearance, and tbe complexion, its freshness and beauty and becomes red and rough and full of pimples and splotches. Itching, scaly eruptions, blackheads, boils and rashes break out upon the body when the blood is too poor or too thin and acid, and is not supplying proper nourish ment to the system. Debility, poor appetite, bad digestion, restless sleep and nervousness more often come from sluirirish. impure blood than anv other cause. To build up the blood, restore its lost properties nnd make It rich and nutritious again is the only rational treatment, and the proper way to get rid of skin troubles. There is no remedy like S. S. S. to accomplish this disappear, tbe appetite improves, the complexion clears and you get rid of those miserable depressing feelings and nervousness, and enjoy once more the blessings of good health. S. S. S. is nature's remedy for all blood and skin dis eases. It contains no minerals whatever, but is guaranteed purely vegetable. Write for free book. No charge for medical advice or other information desired J7T SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. ATIANTaTcA. VOUR CHANCE IINf MFE rerhnps this is the best chanco that has been ofTered to you. You can't affnrd to overlook It. Perhaps you will sueecod best in a business career. We iltyou practically for btisinetis, ami assist in getting you a position when competent; all our graduates are employed. That's tho vt holo story. Results are never In doubt with our gradu ates. You had better sit right do n now and write for catalogue which explains fully. I BEHNKE-WALKER BUSINESS COLLEGE, Jiellevlntr that the Bmlth-Fremler Ii the moil ropuUr typewriter on the Coakt. wj hare purchased j machluei for our pew acbpol. think Peruna is a great medicine for womankind." Mrs. E. T. Gadd!. Women are especially liable to pel vie catarrh, female weakness aa it la commonly called, Pernna occupies a unique position in medical ccience. It Is the only inter nal systematic catarrh remedy known to the medical profession today. Ca tarrh, as every one will admit, Is the came of one-baf the diseases which afflict mankind. Catarrh and catarrhal diseases afflict one-half of the people ut the United Stntes. The Most Delicate Scale. Tbe most delicate scale is made by fixing one end of a fine thread of glass. Tbe atom to be weighed is placed at the free end and the degree of the bending of the thread under it Is noted. This has to ho done under a glass which magnifies 100 times. The fJrcat Worry. Weary Wairgles Are ye interested in these chainless bicycles, Tiro? Tired Tim No; the chalnless dog is the only thing that worries me. World's Comic. Could Mention Two. "By the way," eald the doctor, "the president is talking about the 'fighting virtues.' What are they?" "Well' responded the. professor, "there are benevolence and caution, for instance. They are always fighting each other." Chicago Tribune. Whnt He Married On. "Tom Ulgginside married, yoo tay, on 110 a week? That took nerve, airy how. What was be working at?" "Nothing. It was the girl tbat waa earning tbe $10." I was ln wretched health; my bleed was ln had order, my gums being very much ulcerated. I began tho use of S'. S. 3., and ln a remarkably short Uzae was sound and well. If y appe tlto increased wonderfully and my food agreed with mo. I think it ia e fine fizaily medicine. HItS. SI. XL DAVIDSON. Bockmart, Co. For three years I had Tetter on my hando. Fart of tho time tbo disease waa ln the form of running- aores, very painful and oaualng me much dtacomfort. Four doctora aald tho Tatter had progrossod too far to be cured, and they could do nothing for me. I took only threo bottles of S.S.S. and waa completely cared. Tbla waa fifteen years ago, and I have never elncs seen any aim of my old trouble. MEa. L. B. JACKSON. 837 St. Paul St.. XConaaa City, Kas. ana it aoes it promptly ana thoroughly. S. S. S. antidotes and removes from the blood all poisons and humors, and restores it to a normal, healthy condition, and in vigorates and tones up the grneral health. When rich, red blood is again flowing through vour veins all skin eniDtions Thought Us Dead? We're Very Much Alive. S. D. Headache and Liver Cure Still Do ing Its Great Work. S. B. Cough Syrup, livery body Takes It. Everybody Likes It. AT ALL, DRUaaiSTS