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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (May 1, 1903)
I I Spring Humors Coin to most pcoplo nml 1:111110 11111117 (riiulilim, pimples, boltt 1111J olhur eruption!, limltics lorn, 01 nnptillte, llltlt lilCll foulllllf, II Id (if IllllotllllUSI, Inillijmilliiil mid liomluclio. TI10 Miniicr 01111 (cIk rlil of lliom U10 tintlcr, nml llio wit) lo ki'I rlil ( Ilium mill lo liulltl tip I ho ayslum Hint has mj.'orcil from llioin la to UUo Hood's Sarsaparllta and Pills I'orniltii? In rniiiljlinilliiii llin Spring Jleillcllio ;nir cxeelltnce, of tint'iiiiiillt'il ttreiiutli In piiilfylnir llio blood m shown liy iitiriimllud, rrulleul mul por tiiunriit cuiosof Oorofuln Calt Rhoum Ocnlil Horn! Dolls, Pimple All Hindu of Humor Psorlnola Dlootl Poloonlnu Rhoumntlim Cotnrrh Dyspopsln, Eto .Arottpt no substitute, lint bo suio to CCt Hood's, uuJ uut it today, No line nt All. I lo (wIki Iiiin offmiiti'il licr) Won't you look mi nt im7 Hliv- If I did. you'd I(Ikh mo iinnln, Hi No; IiddkhI, I won't. H!io Thou whnl's tliu imot A Nciiiliiilcr. DdirlinrnWliHt Imvo yon cot Hint atrlim llu'l nlioul your (Inner forf I Wnliiiiili Oh, I'vo Iii'iui r.i lllni: mnr- rlod, anil my nlfu doesn't wuut mo to! forget It. ' Tl.. (I.H.,... Iln.lt... It li I'liliian! It 1 11X11 1 1 a I ' .V"?"'," "V "" p,0",,n "Yi'ii." uiiHWurivl tho innnaRvr. "Muili-rorlnliny Iiiih llio I'rri'i t of Hllni- ulatltiK lofty Ideas nn lo tinlury." ' U It tho Rfcitcil remedy In tlio world for all bodily . I Aches ar&d Pains lor which tn" T' f KRAUSE & PRINCE, WholMalen, 87-89 First St., Portland, Or. ' Uittrap lletter Than Cats. It la bettor to rely upon tho trnp for I rutchlnR rntii than upon tlio cut. Pussy Ik easily Inoculated with any trnnsmls- alhlo disorder, ond tho rat 011011 Iiiih on , band, as It were, tho very rompinmi Unit nmv touch iiubbv'b vital pnrts nnd tenili'r her In tho household tho moat dangerous of all dldcnao brecderB. IIKArNKHN (UNMIT UK CITIIKD Br loesl 'llrll"i. H"r ""not teuh Ihe al...f'l 14.111c, 11 ol ib i. 1liiilnnirene a tucurti 1 !. Ktiil tlial I lijr toli.tllu. Ilwnsl truinliri. Ilrslucx Is caniuit tiir an 111 tUnifl rmnllil.nl it I lio muruui liulns c( Ilia t:ii.ucliln IuIk. niieii this I"Ik U Id-nin.-. iuu li riiiutlliiiinii.l or imper tm h'stlnt-, siiJ alien II ! -titlrlr clid 111 lis tettill. snillililesxtlieliiflsinnis tkii ran UtUm uiil 1 llm iuImj rinMrcl lo III linnntlri'iiil'lluii, lierliiS will b-iltlrornl lraeriuliieaws urn l I' n ieriiil it clnU, Mlipli It nuiliing Mil an uiitimej cuiiillllonnl tlio niiiciiiu'iirlni'i;. MoxllU'i'o one lliiniliril Pullets lor nr csMitlrsiiieiiiist4trir clarth that can not M cured lij Ilall'i Csiarrb Care. Hend lor ,lrCU,M,''"K. . CIIKNKY A CO.. ToleJe.0. BoMIjt Druislite. 7io llall's Vanlfr I'lIU arethaUit. Popular Lecturer's Aim. , "It Is your nlm, of couro," Bald IiIb Inlliimto friend, "to mako pcoplo think." "No," replloil tho lecturer, In n burst of confidence, ''my htiilnesH Is to mnko peoplu think thoy think ()r. rather, to mnko them think 1 think they think." Chlcacu Trlluno. A Gd BegmiMsig II the blood is in cockI condition at tho beginning of the warm ncason, yon are prepared to resist dlsenso ami nre not npt to be troubled with boils, piinnlr.1, blackheads nnd blotches, or the itchitiu nnd burning skin c.-uptions that make one's life a veritable torment nnd misery. Now i9 tho time to bcj'ln tho work of cleansing and building up the .blood nnd strengthening the wcnlc places in your constitution. During tlio cold winter months we nre compelled to live indoors nnd breathe the impuro nir of badly ventilated rooms and of fices. We over-work nnd over-cat, nnd get too llttlo out-door exercise, and our systems become clogged with impuri ties and the blood a liot-bcd of germs nnd humors of every kind, nud warm weather is sure to bring a renction, and the poisonous matter in the blood and system will break out in boils and pustules or Bcaly eruptions and red, disfiguring bumps nnd pimples. Make n good beginning this season by taking a course of S. S. S. In time; Uwill not only purify your blood and destroy tho germs and poisons, but promote healthy action of the I.ivcr and Kidneys and give you a good appetite nt a time when you need it most. S. S. S. improves the digestion and tones up the Stomach, nnd you arc not continually liauntcd by the fear of Indigestion every time you cat, or troubled with dizziness, nervousness -1 'I'll or r lo lift TMCntl to dread the coming of warm wca her if you have your system well jortiCcd and the blood inn normal, healthy condition. It is the polluted, sluggish blood that invites disease germs, microbes Mid poisons of every kind and VJZZ : . i .i.. e rtr nr.,1 oonimpr nllmetits. breakdown the con- T cma, Acne. Ncttlc-rasli, l'oison troubles nrc'sure to make their appearance unless the humors and . poisons n3vlabK in.,r11tnMtifnf nlltnn rs. VlKtJIUVIalK lt4vsi..isi.ev. w " - Jts Piseases." WE SWIfT SPECIFIC CO. ATLANTA, CAs 0'iln't Understand, Urn. l)WAKKiirtonMy dnuglitor tin nn't cdtiio nut yet, you know, Mih. IIiuinilflKli -Iniluoil! Wlintwnn nil i) mini In iirlnnii for? Ally Mupor. It Ccrlolnly Would, Him Wlint 11 Imppy world thin wouK tin If lli If wlint? Win If mmi, roulil only tiHInvo nil llio nny Cliicluniitl Kmiulior. Ilia Kmuin for Suicide, A Ni'w Voik nmn wroto nil his ton run for nttmntitliiK sulclilii Hint Im liml (iiiihuI tcil 2! itdilorri, Imt tionu wnB 111110 to euro li 1 111 of nntlimn. Sure l!nnili, VMt It'H Imnl to kc:ci n Rood mnn ilown. Krlnmontionk Tlinl'4 wliy tlmy "put such liruvy moil 11 tnoril m ovur itiirno of thorn, I supposo. Ynnkan Hliiti'NtiiRii. An llxplanallon. "Wlint koit you io Into!" nakctl tlio physician's wlfo. "C'omlni: ilnwn on llio olovntcil roml my profuMlnnnl Borvln-n wnrn vory much In iliinmnil," runlli'il tlm liiilnlcl M. I). "Mull In llrt cur wiim nvorconio liy tlm lii-iit nml liy tlio tlin I not 111111 HtrnlKliti'nnl out nniitlnr mnn wits discovered In tlio renr cur nlmoiit fro I'll to ileutli." Must llavs Itcen. Klrat Chappie I wonder noW, Choi Ho, Ikiw tlio ilonkoy over rmno to lio used iib llio or emblem of stupidity? Heconil Cluipplo (Willi 11 yawn) Dun'l know, I'm Hiiro, ilonh boy; muiit l'vo bowri beforo our tiny, sly' Juwolor Dlutnotid shirt sltuls? Yen, sir; horo'a a act, tient little stones, for 125. M..ui,....i.. tfnl.l Slut lir.n.n In Plit. VyliniUlllt'l IIilll. will iiuihu weae . t - " I V' "An. v nanlnn Hero I you nro. Jiut look nt those IiIb Hush- throo knrnta inch! Hell you tlio act for 3.G0. l'lillnilclphln Prom. Boyi' and Youths' Jack Knife Shoes Atk your dfl for Hie Jjck Knltc Shor. Bvtry boy gtlt a ' pocket knife with hit pair ol ) hoti. Iktt wnrlnj ihou. IUtor . t1l Itnlvt. 4 The Charitable Sex. He What nn exceptionally Rood complexion Mrs. l-'ortyodd IibbI Hho Yea; Ifa loo Rood to bo true, Cincinnati Knqulrcr. Till! Ttittnn (HANTS. 1 lie larcttl financial Institutions In the worli aiethelhrre srral l.lfe Imiiiaiire t'oiiitianlei ol New tixv, niton rallinl "Tlm Three uianu." If il r In ic 1WS the rtiiutilneilllu'rcaMi In amount oIliiKiirance In force In (irrioti In tnce ihri-e ronil-anlei wc f'.ll,liw lo. Inirlns theaamo tltno Ihe I'cntl Mutual, of ri,lla.lelihla, ina.la an Inrtraae of I1.cUMjA.ui. There are irood reatom for the loiiularllir of the IVnu Mutual: vend (or tree i-oiivrlithteil Imj. klol. "How aiui Mhv." hhenna tan .V ii ilannon, itenrral aifents. Maniuaiu bulMlnif, I'orilaml, Vllt'BUII The Toothqruih, Soak n now toothbrush for ten min utes In colli wnter nnd thoroughly dry It lii'foro twInK, for thou tho bristles will bo lens likely to como out than If tills precaution wora omitted. Ml 1'iTnubi.n. nM na flu n.rfotuacJI li I J anr SnMaT-iiuf.Af ir. KIIDa'atlrrat Kent 6? itunr. Setid lur r-l( i; l. 8 j.un uui ix.cu.iij imt is.n.ti.if.i.iiis.M4.iaiAixii3ui'nuadtirua,ja Prnctlcal Admonition. Old Dr. Orlmshaw (to medical stu dent) And now, romomher that to a physician humanity Is divided Into two anuses. Hluilont And what nro they, doctor? Old Dr. (JrliHBhnw Tlio poor wiiom he i in or nnd tho rich whom bo doctors. Tlt-UltB. HORRIBLY AFFLICTED WITH BOILS. I had a horrible attaek of boita that broke out all OYorxay body una i. froxa which I ',. could get no pos sible relief until your medicine, and from my ox- porionoe i can safely say u.o.u. Is the best blood purifier tn tho world. Mrs. M. r. BMYTIIB3HB, WythoTlUe, Va. THE DEST TONIC AND APPETIZER. Whllo llvlntr Inbhjrman.TeXM Itoe oamo o. victim of Impure, watery blood. I ran down lu appetlto and ousriryt win aoarcely ilili to iel about ami had. to stop off and rest n..n.in.iiw t tAflk u. H. B. and be- ami had to stop on ana resi ran to Improve at onoe, and alter a liorouirh courso booania atronir and tin Wf tiilnk D.S.B. tlio best medicine I vof.V,i.'iiJ " an BW"ti;eHnoT'r,n" all lUUroud stroot, Jtome, CIS. uannnu ivy, i muvo-w ,... .,, .... , nll,1ntr-i1 ntul the thin. made rich nnd strong Wore the coming nf wirrn weather. 01 a -J;,.- i n a ft. now would bo n safe precaution nnd a good beginning " .i i.i. t r,n an (n comfort through the hot, sultry months and Write forotirbooicotl " llic juouuv j..,..!.4...1...1.. C O O D 4 Short CtorieJ A Konllomiin who wiih iIIuciihuIiik wlili (ho Intn Or. I'nrkor tlio prolilom nf 11 filluro olnloiii'o cxi'IiiIiiioiI: THo furl In, Kir, I mil nil niililhllntloiiliit. I Iii-IIiivh Hint whi'll t llio Hint will lio llin cnil of 1110." "Tlnink (loil for tluil," Dr. I'nrkor roplloil, nil li mIiow oil IiIh coin pn n Ion llio ilnor. In IiIh ri'iiiliilnccnro of loore WiuIiIiiuIoii, Dr. Hilwnnl Krcrolt Hal (oIN of llio koiutiiI's niiRor nt Jlon mniitli, when ho mot (lonoral l.co. WimliliiKloii niikei! I,oo why mioli n i'oIiiiiiii won rollrlnif. nml I.00 Bnhl Hint tho AiiH'rlinn IrooiK woiilil not nlmnl the Ilrllliili ImyonulH. WimhlnKloii ro plltil: "You 1I-11 poltroon, you hnvc novor Irloil llioml" 'J'ho nppolntmoiit of Vlro AilnilrnI I.onl ChnrloH Iloronforit lo the com 11111111I of Urn HiikIIhIi Chnnni'l miimil roil linn lirouiflit lo llxht n now ntiec ilnto. It iippi'iim Hint ho cnmiulteii Hlr I'roilorli'k Trevi'it. whom KlnK lMwnnl ronsliUTH the beat doctor In tlm world. "Toll mo (ho Hymploum," mild Treves. An llio iidmlrnl I'liumerntod them the dorliir lii'cnmo mine nnd moro Inlor omod. "Kxrelli'iit. ch.irinlliK. plen dlil," cried Hlr Frederick. d the symp Ilium were unfolded to lilui, and when llio list wns completed, snld: "My denr fellow, let me coiiKratiil.Ho you. You have the rarest rase of the cen tury. You aro llio lucky ilng that here tofore was thoiiKht lo on extloct. The ehlef wit of 11. Uborn.orle. of Hid Hhenicld H'.lenllllc Bchools of Ynlo I'nlverMlTy Is a chemist who has an uncoiuinernlile affection for nn ancient inn-colored "Inb." coat that has luliiJ siuod Kiinid between sulphuric aeul nnd Us Rrnleful owner; hence It It full of holes. HeliiK crlllclsoil In a "Josh Inn" bout on necouut of bis "holy" eont. tliu reactionary butt found an oponliiK for ono of his clever tetuarks I "Never you mind about the holes In my coat." said he. "theso holes aro all ' rluhl! and don't you mnko nny mistake nlwtil It. They are the most useful , thltiKs In a coat. If there were no holes In n eont. bow tho devil could you cot Into II. nnd theso holes In particu lar, they are the most useful holes In llio world; they snvo washing all you have to do Is to use 'em when you want to wipe your hands on your coat, nnd you don't Ret tho coat dirty. If you had holes a-plenty you wouldn't uoihI any eont nt all." William II. Curtis says that when a certain new Senator delivered his first trrcnt sneech In Coiicrcss, and wai looking around for compliments he np tiroachcd Senator John P. Jones, the veiiernlile philosopher from Nevada, while the latter was smoklug his post luncheon clRnr In the clonk-room of the Senate. "Did you hear my speech on the Philippine question T" Inquired the Senator. "I certainly did," was the rrpl "May 1 nsk you what you thouuht of 111" "D-n Rood speech, ejaculated Jones. Tho young Seuntor's fitce lighted up with pleasure at the compliment ns he resumed In a con llclriiti.ll wny: "Senator Jones, you are the father of the Sennte, and I am the youngest child, and I should like to nsk your advice. Having heard my speech, you can seo what I am enpa tile of, and I would be grateful If you would tie Rood enough to tell ine whether. In your opinion. It would be better for me to speak frequently or bold myself In rescrvo?" "Young man." said tho Bennlor, "you've got a d-n good vocabulary, and If you'll take my ndvlco you wan't mako any more speeches until you hnve cultl vnted your Intellect np to It." THE TUNE 18 OUR OWN. A Few Kemarks Concernlna: our Pat' rtotlc Rone. Many Americans In visiting England have beon surprised nnd flattered when a llrltlsh military band has played the nlr of "America" and tho English crowd has risen to its feet and doffed Its hats. Similarly, Kngllsli visitors lo this country have got up and bowed as to a compliment when nn American bnnd has blared the same tunc. It has taken tlmo In each caso to convlnco tho hearer Hint "God Snvo the King" nnd "Amorlea" have the same air. ui course, the Hrlton lias become lndlg nnnt over tho thoft of a national air. forgetting Hint the colonies, with their nlleclaneo to a lirltlsn mug, nan claim to Hie melody nnd on tbclr re volt could fnltly Bet their own new words to It. The chargo of theft and of musical poverty In America has Inspired patriotic association In little Uhode Island to offer a gold medal to any. body wbo Bball compose a new nud a better" air to ur, tmntirs inspir Ing words, lthoda Island denies that (front Ilrltaln Is musical, ana nuinns thnt our own country (whoso coon ' Bongs as played by 8ousa's band bavo captured King and Queen, nnd become i,0 burden or every wuisuing news uay coster nud clubman In London) tins a degree of musical tnlent and cul turo which evon Germany cannot rival Therefore It Is Impatlont under tlm cbnrgo of stealing tho most venerated of llrltlsh melodies. It Is vain, however, to bopo for popular ncceptauco of n now Hino for America." tho presoni nir nas ueen ...na oa 00 mnuy glorious and slgnlll cant nnt ni-rnslniis to the words of our 1 nninr. Iivmn (a 1m anrtvmlcroil in U0 Urltlsh. When wo wcra forcod , to break looso from thnt oppressive mother we retained the common law. (ho laucunao. tlio absurd system o weights n"d measures and whatever seemed to our sires to be deslrnblo. Wo retained "Yankeo oodlo" nml the nlr of "America," putting our own words In oaeh. Moro than a century and a i quarter has endeared to us theso times, and wo shnll keep them. N lien uen 'ni'ni niiormnti visited Ireland ho found " '"0 moiouy or --anircuiug iutTjum. 'Georgia." belongod to an old Irish Bong, but It has been hallowed to us by tho cnuiD-flroB of thousands of Grand Army posta and Is ours beyond sur- 0l vuo iuanV Vi v... wiilrli includv "Amcrlrn," "Hall Co lumbia," "Tb efBiiftnleiI Ilnnncr," "Columbia, tlio dvte vi the Ocean" (which MUKKCtt thut Columliln Is all Isle) nnd several war songs. Ht III, they hnve mil been 'nlibi to prodiiro a mid' oily of such conspicuous merit as to win Instant popular admiration II may bo nssoclullon nlono which en deiirs "America" to us, but there Is no escape from (bo fuct Hint w all hive It and are stirred by II; and we shiill el I ii to It In splto of nny com plnlnls from llio unnniursi moiner country wlileli uniierlooK lo spnuk m without provocation and lost us In con soillelico. -l'hllndclphla Itecoid. INSTINCT TEACH E8 THEM. Voiimk Illrcle and Animate Have llahlii Horn in i hem. 'J'bero Is n school of the woods, Just ns much as uiero is a euureu oi m woods, or a parliament of the woods, or n Hoclely of United Charities of the woods, and nu more; there Is nothing In the dealings of anlmnls with thelf young that In the remotest way sug gosts human Instruction mid discipline. Tho younR of nil the bird erratum do Instinctively wlint their parents do nnd did. They do not hnvc to In taught; they are taught from the Jump. The bird slugs nt the propel uge, nnd builds Its nest, nnd takes III appropriate food without any bint at nil from lis parents. Tho young ducki take to Hie wnter when batched by a hen ns rendlly as when hatched by a duck, nnd dive nud stalk Insects, nnd wash themselves Just as their mother! did. Young chickens nnd young turkeyi understand the various calls ind sig nals of their mother the first time they bear or see them. At her alarm note thoy squat, at ber cull to food they come, on tlio nnt nay nn oa tu icntii. Tho liflblts of cleanliness of the nes- til nun nre cstnbllnhod from the first hour of tholr lives. When a bird comes I to build Its first nest nnd to reor 1U first brood it knows how to proceed, ' ns well ns it does years Inter, or as Its parents did before It. The fox Is nfrnld of n trnp before he has had any experience with It, and tho hare thumps oiwu the ground nt the sight of nnythlnff strnuge and unusual, wnetner mates ue w.wun ueanng nr nl It la Inln Iliaf Ihe rrnwa anil It... C ...... I. I.. .... II. ..I ,.A . , . I ... anAl IUU JIIJ" I1I1MH. "v iuu o,.,io a .. v. Informers of the woods, and tliat oilier crfntnrrs seem to understand Ihe meaning of their cries, but who shall presume to say that they hare been In structed In this rocntlon? Mr. I.ong would have us believe that tho crows teach their young to fly. writes John Htirroughs In the Atlantic. He might as well say that the rooster tenches Its young to crow or that the cock grouso teaches the young males to drum. No bird teaches Its young to fly. They fly Instinctively when their wings are strong enough. BEETLE DIQ3 QnAVE8. How and WI17 It tirlee Dead Ulrde and Inaecte. The gravcdlgger beetle was the sub experlment that n a student of D, ? ""?!.,. ject of nn Interesting a young rhlladelplilan the Ulologicnl department of the Uni versity of Pennsylvania, recently con ducted. Bays tbe Philadelphia Ilecord. He secured four healthy gravedlgger beetles and put them In a wooden box filled wllb earth, along with n very siimll dead spnrfrow. The beetles no sooner perceived the bird than they began to dig alongside of It I or four hours they dug, and at the end or mat one to jeiay wt)en there are such per time they had a bole made that was (ect places as the establishment of six or seven Inches deep and three . vyiae Brothers at hand. Inches square. Now they went around to the other side of the sparrow and gave, all to gether, a good, strong push. Tho bird dropped Into tbe grave nicely and the beetles covered It over with loosu soli. The young experimenter kept tbe beetles for n month. During the month they burled Ave birds, three grasshop pers, two butterflies and a young mouse. Their box came to resemble a cemetery. Why are these beetles gravedlg- gecs? WbaHs their motive?" To this question, which was put to him by many visitors, the student would reply: (raredlgglng Is their way of prop- ngating their species. They get hold of some llttlo dead thing, dig a hole beside It, lay their eggs In Its flesh nnd bury It. The eggs, after a time, hatch Into larvae. These larvae must de velop under ground, aud during their development they must cat. Well, thanks to their thoughtful parents. they are born in tho midst of food they have on all sides of them the car rion In which, as eggs, they wero laid and burled and thus tbey food boun tifully, and grow big and strong, so that on their emergence from tbe soil they are beetles to be proud Of, Aud ns soon as they emerge they become grave-diggers In their turn. Drake Them of It- Mr. Bllhy's children, the youngest nine and the eldest fourteen years of ago, besought bis permission to' raise bantam chickens, pleading that there was plenty of room In the barn for that purpose. "You have bothered me a long time about thnt," he said. "Now I'll agree to let you do It on condition that you quit calling your parents papa and inaninin. You are old enough now to begin can Ing us father and mother, ns you should. If you will do that, you may fro ahead and turn the baru luto a chicken house." They gave the promise readily enough; but It was harder to keep than they had foreseen. The next day, whllo a neighbor was calling ou Mr, Bllby, tbe children came rusbtng from the barn Into tho bouse, "Pnnn." they exclaimed, "come out nnd " "Chickens!" ha Interrupted. "Yes, we've got 'em, papa " "Chickens!" "That'B what we were golug to say, pnpa " "Chickens!" "Why, papa " "Chlokeus!" "Yes. papa " "Chickens!" he Interrupted again, fitemlr. Then they understood, aud turned red. "Yea fa-father come out and ate them." Ith ea For 2S vesrs I have never missed liking Ayer's Ssrtspsrllla every spring. It cleinset my blood, mikes me feel strong, and does me good In every way." John I Hodnette, uroosiyn, n.i. Pure and rich blood carries new life to every part of the body, jou arc Invigorated, refreshed. You feci anxious to be active. You become strong, j stcady.courageous.That s what Ayer's Sarsaparilla will do for you. SIM a Mile. All enfililt. Alk tear MW wbal be IMnki of Arerf S.n.iilll. It knowi all aboctlMi tro4 old r.rnilr nadlclaa. fellow LU adrlceaiu alll.beMUni. J . j , ,1 .. w.. .... .., RclaUd Kindness. Mr. Smith On Btreat car) Madam, tako my seat. , MrB. Jones (who has been standing fifteen minutes) No thankB; 1 get off at tho next corner. Mr. Smith That's nil right so do I. CLEANLINESS AND GODLINESS. Whatever You Do, Wise Drothers Advise rjood Teeth. "Cleanliness is akin to Godliness," la a mintatlon from the greatest book known to man, and it Is as widely qaoled any saying ever qhwi. iuw reason Is found In tho impressive truth of the aarertton. At the present time when this coun try is pissing through an unprecedented period of prosperity, more and more attention is paid to the refinements of clviliratlon every day. If a man, or particularly a woman, is slovenly now 1-7"" el""!. , Ml imrd Bh a ru!e t0 gain an In- - " immMu wants, and the I ' ,. mo Deyoni imuieu.. ""'T",""" ajonty ol people In lie United SUtes ID are accumulating a mrplns. The peo ple as a whole are better ureeeeu anu better groomed than they were twenty years ago. Even tbe luxorles of fash ionable society are becoming Uie ne cessities ol tbe masses. This is the result ol a great commer cial aze with nil its benefits. Nothing is more conspicuous than a peruon's teeth. If tbey aro good and white and clean then we are pleased. If they are discolored or missing then r arp reunited. ine treoiouuuue blessing to humanity conierreu uy .u vanced methods of dental surgery is lat Ulnatrated by snch an office as that of the celebrated Wise Brothers, in the Failing building, Portland, Oregon. Hero teeth are Oiled or extracted abeo lntnlv without rain. Yon can be eup- Pl "U" f" nw ,lt,0' teAh very moderate cost. There is no mnn, trouble about cottine your teeili put In perfect order hore than you have at a restaurant in getting your dinner. Tho offlcos are a model for anybody in point of daintiness and cleanliness. Let it be et'enuouely urged that, if you nnnt to get a.oug in tLe world and bo respected and detdred by your ac quaintances, bavo your teeth In good condition. There is no excuse for any The cost Is slight. Tbe pain is nolh- Dg, Jack Spratt. Jack Spratt really lived and had the same prejudice against fat ns is at tributed to htm. Only his namo was pot exactly Spratt, but Pratt, and he waB no less a person than an archdea con. The rhyme orglnally ran. "Arch deacon Pratt could eat no fat, his wife could cat no lean. Mothers will lino Mrs. mnalow's Booth- inn fivMin tlm heat TemedV to USB lor their Shlldren during tbe teething period. Vienna's Suicide Record. Vienna almost always holds a world' record for suicide. Irr the nrst nine months of last year 260 men and 9S women succeeded In killing them- selvos. and another 367 made unsuc cessful attempts. A'cgetable Pr eparallonfor As similating ihcFoodandBcCula- UngucSti)inQ(30IalIk(WCl30r HaWKWlWltlllels1 Promotes DiecslloaChccrruF ness andltest-Contalns neither OplumJ'lorprurio norDiicral NOT AIIC OTIC , jarpe afOUarSXKIMLPn&SX lryJtM So' JUJmiMt ' Apctfecl ncmBdy for fdftstfp.1 tion,SourStomch,DlatThoa WormSjConYulsioiis Jevcrish ifieas and Loss of Sleep. FaeStmilo Signature or N EWJYOHIC. TWI T I lITVCWlTl I ljiaSBIBlBBlBBlBi EXACT COP OF WRAPPER. aVvw isf siiiimiiiiiiimi I ! 1" 'i n1 T " l-Tiir"iTtrT" Si Dan cbeeb Brrep. 'faataa OeM, Ufa rM 'aWaA1 tlTrJVjhflLJ aM Intoold la Bt(fur Somtttdtir CcmfwUble ltd Dtuittc ? MITCHELL & BEE LINE BUGGIES Are at the bead of their clan for Coffilort Euy Ridlnr Appuriou DsriblUty WANT TO IHOW WHY? A,k for our llloitratrd pamphlete. Mailed free. MITCHELL, LEWIS a STIVER CO. 200-200 nnt St., PORTLAND, OR. Alio Spokane, Bolie. I Waltlne for Instruction. mistress told her maid, netsy that she must not always do things on her own responsibility, hut first ask permission. Tho next day Betsy walk ed Into the parlor, and Bald politely: "Please, madam, the cat Is busy eat ing up the duck In tho pantry: must I drive hor away or not?" Tlt-Blta. The Klean. Kool Kitchen Kind" ol itoyee make no imoke, until, oot, aakea or exceulve teat. Alwaji look lor trade mark. The Real Thlnr. He Did you ever see anything at no-called bargain sales that was really cheap? She Yes; the look on a man s face who accompanied hli wife to one of them. Cincinnati Enquirer. For forty year's Piso's Cure for Con sumption has cored coughs and colds. At drngglsts. Price 25 cents. Worst Yet. Old Boarder That'B a queer looking butter dish. Mrs. Hasher, "uMlrgr Hashcr-Yes. and I'm awfully proud of It, too. it nas Dcen in our family for more than a hundred years. Old Bachelor Indeed! Sort of heir looms, as It were7 Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Eftust Door Signature of See Fee-Simile Wrapper Below. TcsraBiaU and ae easy to tabo as eagax. FOR HEADACHE. FOR D1HINE3S. FDR BIUOUSHESS. CARTERS I iTRE. VER FOR TORPID LIVEK. rOR C0MSTIPAT10S. FOR J AUO W SKI H. FORTHECOMPUXIOB PILLS. v-, i axnvxcm mntttvnii. n j Ac', I rm-cir Tegt mil yfewd CURE SICK HEADACHE.. A Russian Banknote. Tho 100 ruble note of Russia Is barred from top to bottom with all the colors of the rainbow, menuea as when shown through a prism. In the center In bold relief Btnnds a large, finely executed vignette of the Em press Catherine I. This Is In black. The other engraving Is not- at all In tricate or elaborate, but Is well done In dark and light brown and black Inks. Tho Kind Ton Havo Always In mo for over 30 years, ABSOLUTE ! HK&ev-SECURITY, All Counterfeits, Imitations and" Just-as-fjood'aro bufr Experiments that trlflo with nnd endanger tho health oE jTrf&nfa tmd ChUOron Exporlcnco arjalnst Experiment. IS Cfcsforla is n harmless suhstltuto for Castor Oil, Poro mrrlc, Drops and Soothlntr Syrups. It is Pleasant. 16 contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotlo enhstanco. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms jmd allays Fovcrlshncss. It cures Dlarrhcoa and Wind Colic. It rollovcs Toothing Troubles, cures CousUpatlon. jmd Flatulency. It assimilates tlio Food, regulates tho Stomach and Bowels, giving healthy nnd natural Bleep. Xno Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. GEP3UBME Boaro tho 7 The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For TM 0BNTUH MMNMti TT KIUUKS0N A1ACIIINURY CO. XncciMOrite John Poole, root otMorrtmn street, Porllaad, Orenon. nut. ill iivuii nirri i iufi, ii iii. ,c u w..(h.t'( Houth Hend chilled I'lows, II in. ISA, IJ.HIi HouLle Htiovrl l ulllralora, l VOj Newton war nn sear, enmfilete, all ellpiil, wide trark, B-..alh T. . . a. t - . , v,. a. . , t .A, imi i"i. iup uuKsien, Jacieon ilcie aprins", ns ulariuni, now .l..'o. You ran larself Inereane the yield nl X your emii li mclnir nur itKirlal fortllU' era. Wills lor prlras. i 1 PER GENT OFF I 3 On all Picket Seeds i Z I'orordorsof $1.00 or moro X r (Thlidoeanotlneliide srau aeedi or i T garden eecU In qaaniltr ) Z X II In the market write for iiieetel net i J prlcei. : MANN, the SEEDMAIl. : X l8 Pront Street, fortlntl. Ore, X LET MONEY Yon fan nut Intercut on jrouTturplui mon ey (mm ui ftmt UU hare It MnnTe an If you hM Mrrflti1 It In th groiinil. You cn ilmw four money with In crest Any iTkt It will r you to Investti me hit DtotoAl. Writ a for partlfuUrii. No matter bow little, or bow much,M1e money yoti hnre, It fhotild earn you lomcthtnr. raentimade. Money loaned on Improreil rlty ana taieiy invmt- i or farm projerty, I botiffht and loltl in ntereiit-b?arlnr Recurltlri Ijirira lint nt airiirulturai I and tlmtr lands tor iaie, v rue i today. l0REB0H a PHILADELPHIA SECURITIES 00. MiKay llulldlnz, Portland, Oregon. 'Ilotl my wire and myaeiriiavebeen Being CASCAKKTS and tber are tue Dm medicine we bare ever bad In the bouse. Lest week mr wife was frantle wltb beadache for twodajs. abe tried some of joiirCASCAUETS. and tber relieved tbe pain In ber bead slmoat Immediately. We both recommend Caicareu." Cnas. STSnironn. Pituburr Safe a Oepoalt Co., IHUburt. Pa. Pleaiant. Palatable. Potent. Taite OoM. Do (food. Neter sicken. Weakcu. or Gripe. Ida. e,aitt. ... CURE CONSTIPATION. ... Il.rll-f ImI) Csp.-f, Clll-.r. a.-.ral. K.- TmI. 11 If A Til DftP Bold end marnrwl bf alldrof- -HU'IU'DAU auu to VUIIKToOacco llablk Alcohol, epium. Tobacco Write for Illustrated " Circulars ..ie- t7sr iMoiiraoniWTSiiJ Using a? POBILAmlBE. Telephone floinJSl- "-.50 a HUM T UNION MADE tV. L. Oouglmm makoa anil mallm moro men' Coodymar Vfeit (rlna Sowed t'rocoma) chaouthen nyo(iee anr.ul.tcturer lit tna viana. $25,000 ItEWABD will be raid to anrone wbo Can diaproTe tnla abatement. Because W. h. Douglas Is the largest manuf ac toror he can boy cheaper and Erodaca his shoes at a iwer cost than other con cerns, which enables hlui to sell shoes for J3.W and 23J30 equal in every way to tltoea sold else where for St and $3.00. cew of uanlnir fia bot-om boIm prcduce abso lutely pure laatner f mora Cealb.a and will wear loojrertbananirotbartannagelntheworld. The aalea hare more tban doubled tbejpaat four rear, which proraa Ita aurarloiitr. "Whir do bIto w. X Doujrlaa auoes a trial and aare money. ftotlrft lnrreasa nTO Haiti! rlfl,BOU,riiu,va luUu.lneial tlMMIm J,ol,alO,00 A sataof sa.aao, tno.io in Four Years. V. L- DOUGLAS S1-00 CILT EDGE UNC, Worth $3.00 Compared with Other Makes, fee best Importttt ani American Itathtrs. Htyl'a faitnt Calf, inamtl. Box Calf. Calf, Vlcl Kill. Corona Colt, and National Ktnjano. fail Color ( PsnlUn Tbe genuine hare W. IX DOT7QXe UaUliJU name and price atampad on bottom. Shot Irniri, 15c. titra. Jllui. Catalog frt. W. jj. xo uolas. nuocuTON, lass, P.N.U. No. 18-IH0J. n II EK writing to adTerilsera ploua ueuuoa iuu vpa-. BongM, ana wldcli lifts been. lias homo tlio slsrnaturo ol? i'EARH I ' UN All Pit mm. g ' CATHARTIC yg&h. raAOf uajih aioisneio IN uLOn'ifl do' snow T r WH IT T - and lias Dccnmauounucr ma pcr-'Ja- Bonal supervision rslnco ltslnfiincya ALWAYS, Signaturo of Over 30 Years. MUUUf THECT NCW tOUH CITt.