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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (April 17, 1903)
E TOPICS 0F .5 'wJs THE TIMES. tt ( never too late to mend tf yoa da K In tt iM't what a au ha, bat what be does wMh X. that Niltt. W eMM not alaasr Mtr wth the fact l that the apparent speculations by which many him atfitaSJ faccuaiu late ttnmensc fortunes are not specula tlJMs at afl. Th Hrtifetit of chance I almost If not entlrvty ellitiluitcd by masterful Information aid carefully rorttvsrrd Jmlrmnit. Oreat enior prior, at well as smaller ones, ilepcnd for thctr wiccc upon the kn.iwlr.ltr and eitef kj eapula of Industry tarn aad MtO of hta eaterprtse 'from I Mrtamhjr to ead. lib MruUiltou la Koeaefellcr and mm 1 1 r ZTuTZL OPINIONS OF GREAT. PAPERS 0'N IMPORT AM SUBJECTS Hl'MOH OF T"H WKKK f BTOHICB TOLD HY r"UNHY MEN Of THE I'MCStt. "H ill ik. "J,. I IUt llllil.l l wM (via, rrtH nit'i i-iit'i rh 1 ef II..m N.lmt Oiattlallji IVrs I tt.j..l ! HwIh.mI Wml AMl.L of Our It-.. llas-A IU4.I of s". I iMRtoataK to 1 ttiM Hilwv ' They )rt others, hw ranttow. da (be 1 1 1 iilmiaiiii A jrtrl thjak tt ts better to have bee kJeeoi Md caaght than never to hate heat lUrocsL Arc USantafC Ddu.itajcti.. . . - . 1 .. ... hi4T ARK wealth au.t j --;tj -- lly weight an ap rsnt for uw and bo-r ttt when be .n in p. r"". ' ltrJ ' ' ' credit? Frank!,. e do n t rcl.e.e t! The iitnt-f .V Mi's Bick waa broke the other itiy by collar batten. The Mocb ; used -a boat art trie ha at laot tnrard. 1'mUiM KHoC of It arrant, soys, that educated men are to Marry. lie fa Bed to add that married atea are I Voa Mustn't ware roar handkerchief -wheat the kaber poe or throw b laots at him. He vioakju't hj, bat hi borne Might Tber take no chances. o md jvaar, mau wi.nkl tbtak of la-' )f ptacu ort,,n k a ttio c. n.icomi jve re-tlmt h! farlnn In any ordinary . ... h r ts.ii the number of thoo b btbdaew of which he had no definite !t tDe ,dT4nW)CV, wealth and a dttntalrted au.trj knowledge, lie woald trndet Brst that , w ,,,, fof m , ,Ut ahlte . e.T jk.J 11?? Sr"'.1" ti"" "ST k!a I ' o6 " "! bw' " Sn,U U"" " B ' aad that the profl.s be aored by pat , , . .k..,,,., .. h M-mi- r,,! that to mui:u Mice If hair at ood Judcmentj fc mtellectuatliy and general capacity t. mn-uj werejwd In taretaft !n HtiTe nB Un (J r, frwy ltM olcurlty of lT,-rt, raterprteec. there wonM be few toae. !Ty ' i H..r I Ph.Bc .,.1 .kl., literacy 10 mw-e v. To ay that w.alth and a utin-uine mwhij -handicap to one wbo wlabea to be la the hifbnt Orcnre, nwfil in life la no tuo.e tioe than It w.m d I' ' "I the mi uk- of a good contltntln or a ayattn free from H op canalty T!e reran - - - mveiittM' f Hw "fl ranBin ewwe, .teat in the . IJ " k "p " " li.e anli.mallc d..l.l Im.-V H left cUee aitk but a. ant tlr.lr of " Kn " , Brt, ,,,, (he t tad literature . . 1Bj '..l.ctni hjrdlu healed ilyaamo, lh- If KMUah were a pfwcrlbed tliidy M all trh.wia no , ,tU!rrtl. .xdletea aad were taoht tb..nmbly the common peern j lUrtlM.. Vea. be au I Inreat 8 pitM the l!d wenM -.a impr.te ami i - . - t(l4l vtrmf ge bit wife fof Htrr aoiiUi '.. .,.nt i'U m.fe eleat . lUn,.. - ,'tic-trutliieM in " . ...J. Oe.ilat tfttteJ Mabel l a ' n aa It tin. w wiat i Kl In I. . Van t i Kitblr I H tRHIi aud t li 1 n lllrrary wii'-n work ware dvue.- Mo lrat v Pul n Chaace aud lack are h r t hi age to depend wren. Another man's came H a poorer thlajc Hill to pat faith la. There h a bapreaeiaa that an Nun dance of Amerlcaa battle ships might tend to Mmpltf r any ndden eeettv for a eoMdaetTe laterpretatloB of the Monroe doctrine. It k hH that the carina 1 largely repou;ble for tbv reforms that bare bee atatted n Kosala. If tbfe te the cae tt (s to be hoped that the Udy rJt kep oa talking to him. Dr. Kleiner, of Kockfeller Initltnte, announce that he has found a terum to aiay cBolera Infantum aerura. Uts aa to when hewHl announce that the aerutn la a faHare are bow In order. From that mjMerkw M-at of jadg. meat where fashion are dvoreed the edict ban come forth that the mara llne Jrtrl hat been denoted and that the cooecn of opinion h In favor of her elder and daintier sister, she of the row-white complexion, fr"JI and forberows and rcented fan. Whence thh U(ernles ronm no one can jay. I'rrfaaps tt I public opinion, not ex nreed. but quietly enforced. Any. way. the masculine gtrl I taking her departure. Mnnlh ties, tannlsh com. plexlons. low bed and tood. raucous voices are gnlnc The smart young woman of tontay foil ws rather ckf ly tee ideals or ber grest-graDdtuothers. The distinctly frmlnlnr note Is per. Intently sounded la the whole schema of her drea and demeanor. It la not In place here to point out the technical details of this change. Hut It la Terr Ti tda May la what a t.la tth. h urrer tlirttwa aajr lhe VtmmA CttU Uiu awav Hii't br W bre it it iM't iauel h He. rvtarj Hat and fir. tiartao. , K ,j,i ,k, (.ni n.etti up and wa4a the ftetomMaa Ulaister. I a loaa step iaatt iwar ,,,1 apola. the eonetrortlea of the Itaaama Canal ny ine i anew Ktatr. i sperlal easkm of the lfeuablaa oatas ul t held ta the spring to maalder the treaty ami tna hereditary taint. To say that Ui.y mtniniaa jn, iweauie company, which wlU uadoubledl, be to struggle with aad overcome oba arte ts true """"!.! stace one who starts with gnat adranta does not Mei v,,"r ""jr.. ', exteaded. m far to lift himself and need not do as Much hard , lb, fy, company, the preaeat alu. . f n. in bandorer-haud climbing. That la many tostaa e. the ' .-T.. B,r.u7b the W. k.ri ZOOS W rim MM rvm Trl nirg Jn wjrwr--' jp "I" ' ' . after tea year. t. the rulomWan ... renua. im-ladiu the Panaiua Kallroad'and (3. the f.uit.er "It na-cJartnI that the ranways of ftkw'- "en " those wbo ar not - . .... I famll'a with tha r. .-...- ... A Orcat HrltalB dldn t kill a JaMrtiRer Ust,yr. If this Is true It might pay aSm'e ef" tbe'Amerlcans wbo are run ning rajlroads to gorer there atul take a few lesseaa. familiar with the mysteries of pleating and flounces and by no claas U It more keenly appreciated than by those wings Known as men. In deference to whoee unreasoning eensklTeness these complex and erer-changlng fashions are tarented. The return of "the fem inine girl" can but be regarded as a favorable sign, though It must be ad- Among the treasures of the British Museum I j a phonographic cylinder re cording the voice of IlAbert Urnwnln Tbepaet spoke for the purpose not long mI,,eJ he swing of the fashion before be died. What would not the I l"ut"uu' 'anreiy reaponsioie ror world give for a single sentence ut-,Be cniI"rT- Tb boKterioas stjle of tered by Shakespeare, thus preserved! I ,Be niasculhie young woman bad narara an extreme Doruermg on the An oM throne, almost as good as UDCOU,b and ralgar. The eighteenth aSd "M. not tw difficult to snow tnat poverty, aa lum raie aui.rj ,. u.n-.ia. aou me uici. of iKiiiu.r u. . ,u,,v.. ' ,. . . ... ...ih.i i . "nuallyathe bottom ronaJ of. he '- m nre ,., be The Kw-e rr.u , they are lBCOWiniby better tltted to slay there than v..., .', .. h. ,h. , State. And by an itrrantemrnt with Ureal HrlUla u.t svcen.1. Heredity counts for a great deal, aad It I a safe generalliatku that the better a man s ancestry the better his chances of developing a high. weH-dtrected. and talnol ambition. That th s is not aa Indelible saw of If K rredluWe to the coMtiion s-He of her tatrstnew the t'uilr.1 ' State. wtH bavr etrlu.lte control of the canal strip, tub- were Sivlety ' J1' 'rtMnelit with t'olomWs. loe in..i mim oi ine r.nni onr-n.u win u hi v- nature Is a cause for coagratulatloa. -.l.t -.ti.aH Mtr-atlfr ll. ... m..- 1. If k. tli that wme are steadily slaking from the top to the bottom h" " "plete.l Thirteen mile, rrhll- nwre are as steadUr aad muck more rarddlr. rWsi ' rn1 " ,B fhagrea from the bottom ml the tnu I. the minded cltUen.hlp to which the hlgfcest aad the lewe-i,""" ipro" ,n hae f lh. fvatlnMil. pre-i.ts lb. strata contribute with every geaerattva. estahaUe. ta treatrst dlfaculty It will probably U pid by MCtlofl sxlstence and operation of a taw net foaadad e a xl , ,hoB, "nty f.-et ahov. th. tra And th. iWr. of tt. mental rvu,rnt of the dUarlrantsr. sf liTi.UfM ut l w, lower.nwre loan .W leet .Ten CX. last I.T.L halt to the top. aad that hrtweea the 'roes! ltu ' IU,hlB- whl"' lPad hslf a cubic mile .f e great mas of solid, coamoa place. rUM ',Jrr The mnslnlnf ten miles, the fsmoit. t'al.hra the adrantage of dlxadvantagea. Nsw Tork Times. E Th. ranal will be nowhere less than 120 fret Mi st th. bottom and u.uslly csosklerably ttvor Th tneki plsaaeil by the Krench cumpaay wer. ta to fret toag. hat Is. rapid InrrrSM In th site of ocean craft mi 7 dletal. a greater length. Tha mlalmum JcjKh of ten metre. (IS.. riches. It has the greatest of all llteralBret, aarr that of lirnw, and It has the advantage over (irv- cun literature of being concerned a 1th modern Uf and being a living speech. English, probably, win become one oay the universal language. 1'ntll very lately our pedagogues seemed to have over looked English as a medium of education. Earlier scbol new. has recently been discovered In cea,DI7 can. of course, never re- Ustlc curricula made Latin and Oreek the main forces In France. It waa occupied by Louis ,urn- Tb rUDC woman of this day the higher education. The college boy of twenty years ago Philippe when be opened the French maM retM'" to a large extent an "out- was stuffed with Cicero aud Virgil. Demosthenes and parliament, and disappeared after the T etci-" ewrn wnen she to Homer. . . . Itevolutlon of ISIS. The discovery has mW w'" men In haberdashery and Then came the scientific movement In the school. name historic Interest, but la not lm- be broad Jump and football. This Is Laboratory work was declared to be the great educational portant omerwtae. as the market for I " - iiJe ur.iiaf, Dngni- method. Thyslc-, chemistry and political economy took uuoura is uoi as goou as rormerty. - Klir all th Mufkt like a twine " indeed r e .0 wrapped Uf ht hf4f." fUf.r IW. ih.T.rf. "Hew U It w doa't see Mtsch f jat FarsetblM lhe.e lUj.r 'Oh, k. I. Iwlcrv.tt la a "get rteh qalrk' flmiw." "I IbtMtghl he wa In loi.r' "Thct's rlghL Hi's trying ta ntarry the trust magaal'. daMghler." V.rr l-ii "Are yer really etMply. txrdl" ! Schools Slur Study el nglUb. NGI.ISU Is one of the moat pliable aad adaptable of tongue. It haa plundered aU language, of their f pUotml by French enalneer. may sUo U laereasei. The, facts convey some lapre.loa ef ih msenrtad .if 1 1... 11 n.l m-. V . n ' It. f. I a.v.1 w HI I. . it--.. . . Kiel fan.. ,n (iermany From an raglneerlhg ..ewpotnt f., 'f ."eTwM It will be one of the t.neW. t Ik. u. -..(. ' r,B "'Jr Hoaasch WM to trail, will b tait and rapid la growth.-New York World. A Woman's Happiest Dar. HAT Is the napple.t day la a woman's llf.l Three hundred .New Vork club women met re cently to Had out. On woman plum pot far th oa thlag "What I. datr "A puet'. pttfte." KlttjH t "Ye, the stork twvagfct as a baty bf4Wef." -llat he It M INItH.' "Weil, yea the Rom are tn amsll at a day and moment bea lh. rarrln-. h.i . 'la nar boate 1 don't mm ik. !tS .S7alld".D ow tBe Wt almost ashamed of hi. claa.lc. In th. prrnce of thel wan fft A. - '" " nwiBrr HiMifr 11 1 ., -1 - i ....... - I Hlll lh Not many years before his death ADram m. Hewitt .i. 1 M.. h. . 1 ixaii iiiuses 01 lonner 1 rim waac. m . . . . . . . .. . ; ""c, , " ., " I lupcrcuiuus young mau inai oau w-en Drought ud on f nr nnliii-.i .,1 f. .. . 1 calesThenlrs. tii th J t-wl j I . ... MI UV - t 6wu - . ow puysicai science. ui iuc cuinmuniiy may De auecteu, or r.nL-w " hiuvu b i umoour- for business success except as the gen- work ,nJ tB6 "Planet Yet the de- eral welfare la Jn that way Influenced." murf malda of ctntury before last had This Is a good Ideal for one to set be- mocn tBat "tnns to be said In their lore mm. ir more men sought to real-1 ,aTur- ineir occupations, narrow lie It there would be less strlvlna for I tnDh they might be. were genuinely the honors of office and less eagerness I Tbey had occupations that provided both for comfort and char acter. The proverbial spinning wheel is one of the most sacred traditions. It Is as Inseparable from memory as ts the good old-fasnloned family flre- s.de, that has gone with It. The old for wealth for Its own sake. But physical science. It Is now admitted. Is not sura. dent for liberal education. A writer In tha I'opulsr Sci ence Monthly confesses that there 1 undoubtedly too much narrowness, and too little general culture, an outward and visible ilgn of which la the bad I-atln published by many ui me juuuBt-r uien iu we lonn oi zoological names. Ex The child born to-dsy may expect four years' longer life than the child born fifty years ago. One of the agents to brific about flits remtt la tha u.h.t nurse, who ene frrwi. u-h to .ht tlm feminine girl, who charms mem treating Incipient ailments. Many a OTy aBd tllrt:nt, history, can never re cough or a cut or a sore la quickly ,urn- Sbe wlU eTer llre In Ptry and cured, which threuch Inattention art- but 8De uld neTer flt herself Into VOUld dtTf4on Intn tAHltlC trnnMa Sin successful baa been the work of a Mdlj' out of PIac at oi-o-date social alnr-le nnr tn th. v. v.v functions. Her home-made flnerr and this winter that twelve more have been h" nome;na,Je complexion are out of appointed. Many persons of good discernment believe that Frank Stockton was a keeper of secrets because he never ex plained the lady or the tiger contro versy. siyie. uui me modern girl can at least be n woman. And men are learn Ing to like her better as such. Slaking Sure. One day a very nervous, tlmld-look- Perhaps thev fonrot that if hJ Ing woman, accompanied by a robust had explained It all Interest In the book ,oollnB farmer man. came on the plat- would have been lost It Is the busl- Iorm ot 8 ll,u? rallwny station at a ness of the author to cause talk abjut remot country spot. Fcr a short time himself and bis work. I boliere . "he seemed to devote ber attention to pound of talk ts worth a good part of tDe tlme but not finding there an euition. .Numerous authors of to- lue Miwtaciiou sue sougnt sue stepped day are making money by advertising I up t0 ,ue B,at,on master as be came luemseires in all sorts of freakish ""' ways. The stuff they reel out ts the "n rou PIca,e me If the three veriest trash and flap-doodle, but an flftefn bas cone yet?" the aked. In np- lnterest being created In their Individ- Parenl "ncern. nallty or the lack of It the books "V": about twen,r minutes ago," be sell Stockton's way of arousing curl- rt,PIled- oslty was legitimate and honorable "And woen wl" ,De four-thlrty be He wrote the story for a purpose and alone' do yoa ,hlnk''" achieved It. It was finished where "WDy- not for ""me time yet, of be left off. course. Now It Is our friend the country's friend Edward Everett Hale who has robbed us of a popular belief! Daniel yebsttT was not a drunkard! In the twenty-six years during which Mr. Hale "knew him Intimately he saw him thousands of times, read thousands of his letters, ran In and out of his bouse constantly, and never once saw him under the Influence nf nn.,.. Of course we all will say we re'olce I lns t0 ber """hand, . . i. ... . . J 1 I ow, 1!., SI'MII.. to bear It. But In our secret souls we don't altogether rejoice. Why Is this? Are we at bottom a kind of malignant animal? Is there a nasty vein of malice In every heart? Or Is It that the ordinary man and woman are chilled and stilled by these faultless ruling folk powers and dominions, as John Milton would coll them? The dazzle and shine of an archangel awes us, but a dab of coal soot on his wing makes him human at once. He Is our brother now. We can claim fellowship with him at lost; he "calls cousin" with us on account of that smut upon his wing. "Are there any expresses before then" "Not one." "Any freight trains?" "No." "Nothing at all?" "Nothing whatever." "Are you quite sure?" "Certainly I am, or I wouldn't have SO HI SO. ' in"! ""in ine oiu woman, turn I think we'll Jhr.h. :, F,2l.a" r w,mua'' I "wh " r ..-ww tn..,. ,h. ! . " "Vr" " of the -l acle Ton.', t ab . , " " "nng inai a pans had UT company . ... ,.,.r.r.. io j ter rent, .crapei together all the money the could lay bawl. oa. sod depo.lied It forth with Th. . . i . . . uriirviausillS fUm or fettl D fl. Clut.s II.. h.. . . In th. contention of a third orator, who ar,M that m -Jtrasi-itiii,. a.llra.d Tr..r.rHsll.i. stranger.- dt.wM live . rnwr. "that traiu It luJi .m. Why." teplll la. elrlle.1 c.U l.r " 'IJm y. ik. le. It.ik-l to aatuial Mau. ii . ,.1 i HBtctt itar. -.tsaKciD Uil ... tt MMMBl.Tll vircHX 1 'fJaMMMtSl. W'H l,, ssaWS MBBBMalj xer tut!... ' 'p rLti.i , , " liar i mmmKo I .... .BMMMTiT SUOIIH.- MMBH raK w';SBly 4ertroiii 1 fl Ve ,w '.'m.'BS J Utar," rest.,...) iTrr 1)1 wcrJ "" ' -BP .i M . .. aaanFs'iii of l neaiUi vJJV' .If, f .. i. ,,. Brai' "t)l .ay. Muli t'WtwtH!i' forWgMs-i' It th.. aik,. HtaJHj, "H". a Tan tu. hBt3 -W.tl. t.ik.o t,. kitKi utit awa Hint a .kJ WaXH "U1.L B1'-. be, rstUgkjHHjl SU 'uattmikstil. Ttu' H SMMMr" IU Ml. K.. H. lenmBl "IHd yoti .. Mr Kp-iH)fK' strt. of ikinct on tu WhH tait Night r MsltB "Vv. Tbef. ii l VVivHl H th. rtrp4 Jun a i. h laHK ence 7v Si UT- 'rT' -To," !.lldl.,..P.?!U.Ce.C'Mr aDd th,Dkln Dd corre. , Z tlT LT:! " ! .. 7. ...r. iu .u .iptrMiou. i never ram. W., it .. . . boli, - in education? English ha, been slurred. On the whole, a m.n I. more putsled t JnT . . l fJl the city man. "' for tbe ,,udMlt PPI to to trim hi. sail, -Undo. nST buli. Why not. then, mak manltarlan element hitherto In tbe schools, milk train r WOODEN LEGS AND REAL ONE8. Modern Inrtntlon. Connt.rf.lt Na ture Almost Perfectly. In the case of a man who bad been awarded J3W.i for ibe 1ms of a lig bjM a railroad and wbo had appealed the case, deeming tbe compensation too small, a Chicago Judge has decided tliat nrtI2c.nl limbs should be accepted as part recompense for the Ios of rial ones. During the trial, on anneal, wit. nessea wtre Introduced by the railroad who testified that though supplied with nrilllc-al legs they could get aruunj as llvtly as persons with rial onts. mnM dacce and ride tbe bicycle. To this testi mony tne appellant stronzlr nli, .,!. ,1 whereupon the court banded down tbbi ruling: Art and Invention have done mnM. to mitigate the InconvenletieiM alontdbythe loss of limbs and to restore me power ot locomotion at.d th men. Ing capacity which otherwise might lw about as servlcahl s. . flv.h atj ' a chance of Hlnnlog th, peooant J s- a w -rt (tsj, J Htm matlsm. and the other ailments to which flesh is heir. It Is only about n century ago that the first artificial leg was made, ami It was considered one of the wonder, nf the world. It was called the Anglesea leg. from the fact that It was made for tbe marquis of tl;ni lanie. Thl. flr.t limb was wonderfully and fearfully as an Iron leg. since that time great Improvements are made, until to-day a msn with an artificial Ifg can walk, run. Jump, hop, skip and do nearly ev erything that tbe mau with flesh and blood legs ts able to accomplish. rotatag down tU ,atuaauia It left the track, and U. - ,lt got back stain aM th aiu U4 Me-. be chansed tola t..n - I'Mttln, Ii II. , ,,f W good ath In the EASY FOR PITCHERS NOW. tilnnlty did not appear Ut bo affected by the ettra w.wk. but oa the contrary 1" reiistl II. as he Brali.l . hount for the tol. it... ... .. " as etee w.. M,i . i. .. " .lore inea i ,, - be Iron Man" bat not b,i iu mmi.I,, ro cares) wttch for th. ... I-..HI u eueeiireness. i" Managers of top-notch reputation iwoaitsi oy tness, Incident. In laeUll history. Tliey want to pr serve IMr valuable pitchers a. Umi a- po.tlWe. to ibey readily eoDWM, ,0 ...v KH,e. . weeic pro,lto and proceed to hire half a doien b-uiuen. THE REAL KINO OF FRUITS. Ther lima Bn.pCmp.r.d with Star. or lljgon. 11.x.. Baseball pitchers In thes. ir. n.inv ther are nerfnmiin .. may steal It If It rt..,i i.. i . . greatly ltssened or lost, anil eeiit.neo nmel.ti. in .... ,. .. .. ' . other war. lit. ,.u .... BJr . . -.vw - - ... u .wiiivii a wee. ir tnev . - " . juivj netu rrm v.. . . .. juicy uwnof nle Hapotaws Btlo? ;er . Ctw A Itoy th.Trn. A ppl.. I:.,.,, ,,, u lh. Hkins on for lllni. The by I. IndeiHl the jru. spp, eat. tr. and ts not to I questioned bow he et. ar. MM. It MoK, ,0 ,m nnillnn n . 1. . m . ... . ","UW,"1CU 01 tuat mtture Is were asked to go In the box more than competent for the consideration of ih twice th.e ..,w i ..." .. i. . "... ..ua.iuD uiey were Jur' belntf enrlri-jl tn .tMtl. During recent years the Drotrreu Ixiklng lack, liowever t , .t.. mode by artificial limb makers lu. ! when John Clarkson. Tim trf m... been wonderful. An Interesting story la I'T Hadlwurne. Kd Crnne, Charier tolll III thl. viinoln . . . . Vn. . i ..... . ' . J cross tbe line, William." Their Own Lookout. Tncre was an irisuman who after rcacniug America was full of homesick brag, In which nothing In America even approached things of a similar variety lit Ireland. In speaking of the bees of tbe ould sod he grew especially roseate unu miii "Why. the haze lu that counthtry Is twice as blgas In this, bedade. In. dade, they're bigger than that they're as uig as tue sueep ye nave In this coun- turyj- "Bees as big as sheep!" said bis In credulous listener. "Why. what kimt Experience with "get-rlch-qulck" con- ot b,Tes do tupT bave to keep them In?" ccros is pcovlng costly to a great many "'Sgcr tuan tbe ones In this coun. people, but If the eiwrk-neu be tiron- I thry," was the reply. etly assimilated It will be worth furl "Then how do the bees get Into tbe more tuan tne lost money to thousands uivesj" ue was asgru. of youug men and women who are "Well," replied tho Irishman, "that's learning through this means that an- t"e"" "n Megouir other man's cntiiR la nln-nr. run f the other fellow's protlt. So many A vroman doesu t consider that her great fortunes seem to be mode In spec- pa',or oea J"1" duty UIlIess be n,k her ulatlon that young men ore apt to Jump ev"y 1tl,nle h seca bcr If thr flre to the conclusion that that Is the only Wv" nt "omt way to g-t rich, and It Is all the more A diplomat Is a man who tells his s 'durllvo because It re-julrrs no work, wife everything that hoppens not tu either physical or mental But the happen. told lu this couutctlon of a man irhn was lost In a blizzard lu the wilds of the Dakotss. When he was finally picked up be was so badly frozen It was thought he would d., bjt by isre- iui uur.iiiK ii pan or tue man uas siTeu mat is, nis trunk and b s heal both In a damaged condition. It m i,n! inned he had some money and was able iu puce uiiiiseir out. AftiT he was sulllclenlly recovertd from his Injuries he was brought to Chicago and takeu to an orllllc.al limb maker, wbo was told to go to work on the foundation aud see what he could build. In the first place he put on two artificial legs, and the man could walk The ni.il ll. .... . ......... "a"- with two arms, arid this was done aflTrT-a't. uiutii .,., uuu me tlBttern.l dressed In the latest fashion, began to loolr nnlfo Ilk. . h.. i. ... lu ..... wuiuaii ueinir hdm. u.vir. sou man was tt III tn mi. I....L bis ears and bis nose and nn while his hair bad all fnll -n nt t.. ' ...... I I,.... . . .. o oruucmi iiuiu rnager tald be could flx the ears and nose all right, and ie went to work and made a pair of ears for bis man, fitted them on .n.t n, took up (he task of a nose. This was the most difficult of all. but flnaUr a rm neat celluloid proboscis was mode which was held In place with specta cles. The man next got a wig and a glass eye and went out a new mau In the real sense of the word. bonders are certnlnly nerfnrme.1 in the way of making nrtlilclnl M,.,i.. J .mo wag wlll tuo ,)(.g )cg wai )hu only thing known, and the uiuii who lost om cf It's lower limbs had In fi i stutaplns through f0 wllh a wooden P"B Now bo tikes Jioo and goes mid guts him a nr(v itB. aud t.n ti,n t. Sweeney and other famous lKixmn were In their prime one cannot help icx-iius umi me star pitchers of mod era times are enjoying a comparative annp. uncn itaoixiurne was a mem ber of the crack Providence team In tne .-xtttlonnl League he was called on to pitch every day. The box was only fifty feet from the plate, t 1k, ,. but "Old Had" had the best letters In America la-fore him day after day He had tnorveliitis speed ,i-n he wanted to use It. a wonderful siow ball, great curves and a head filled i ........o,.iK 1IU Kray m4,u.r u after day "Had" pltchcl. winning con "tan ly , soon creating a furore In ... wuiiii Hiirill. ITov denre . . lit. won the Nntlnnnl r. . r.t. J. 1 1. Cliaill- ...i..FiiyH, and Iladbourn famous all ofoo land. m;l,'ZJ': : "'! I -:cw Vork. were - i,.v,u uiu tor the pennant, which was won that year by 1 10 Ita mores, Manager Ward during ill Z other day Both were g' , J and depended chiefly ,, ,pmn J P ched phenomenal ball, and with an other week added to the sche.l. th would have landed tile p '' 'j.1' motropolls. As It wa, though theVow orks came stvond. Itu,. .,, !, , ,w Practtatllr won tho I R" nous Tetnple Cup by ,helr fiZ o ?n tho Points. It,,t ,i... .... .. " "or 'n either show: , Ti" " "e J i IH frult-enilnn .. i,.,,. ... I Lhlutmlo-I'm a tryln' ter vri,. to the ttate of hi. appetiie. Whether h. i!! ' Kurl' ,,,,t ' enn't git any 'ull of meat or eiiptr of n IV h! , W"rd '." ' I .!-. ' .. . ' . " "T Ultzy. I eut shottlil Iw required to be tin w.nf. lh. . . . ' ... ...i- aimie lost ! s.n.. ii... ... . tn.l ... " . "mr list fri.i.. .11. .i amiss Th. i . n"r '"""I J" g-v. mo. I d y ll' ,T " ",U"r"M -PPl" I M-IW IVactlc. nr " I7r t"rUif" ,bel "We"' ,d0'''1 -" t lb., Von lr,w,:;i'0T,t'.,'HU0U,',,,(,''11'-, T-. '-rrlHl'tS, Tbey furtlieil th. 'scl "Well. It won I ti'.rt ot. lanes. l T.MiaSt Mr. Callow W 1st a fuaattel la th sofa! It kutt UU b Uxhif. Tow my MayU j o iMd H, II tow. Mr. Callow I Tosstmy Ves I hiard sbMal wir a bur. In ihu.aih "K tk.y fiord the nil) aatM efkUonerlHr human I f." Ye.. atfl the ottMf ..Ii for altMcMt mini n it the dettls'l tMMde." "How was It b g. t "ff wnai -Oh, he's a chaurfeur." Cartful of It.r C.sll. "Now, dear," said mswitt1 Ksliw, wbo had Just beep M rlth a Ink of candy ya one of jimr llttlo (i sinulrt hi It with you." "Well" trjolne.1 Fdns. tn Utent'a sedotlt thought. "I'D n I twl. Vauxi ramlr tnakrs M t hurt an' she cen t eat miKh. .Nut rv n.. I "I hear your father I W." neighbor to a-year-oUl Nottta. 1 has he gut 7" "lllni's dot a doctor." repoel tla miss. Klr.nuth N,.tl. "I iloti't see why oltln rs IH The gentilne "I'l'Ie eater comforts ...,., or hns nothing (.), t0 ats an nimie. mih.h l.nh. .... ' - irii-r. nr. .... I,, ..if ,.. '"' " wlk he nrtns ..v ' Bmi"0 M Ills mother II 1M fflrtir....l,... ...... ' "I'l'IV 1(1 fhey are hi, .h , '""'self. t ,. lUM ""'"fa when on it.. others hIii. . . i . Ir IHtl ss ..ti ... " , , " ""ironi. don't bare to do any nfil "No but tlii.r liava lo r", HMtiy utednls." Mhe f.et 11. .full ihill.'lnl. Is ciiiiilnir ilovvii. Ho Never liilnd I'll l'lk H"! Aofnllr lll'l. "How old Is your gramlfats la,1 n vl.llnr' nf .innll Will - "I iloti't know." replied n"mJ lis unlit tin n -f ill old. tie'l tins hero over slnro 1 ran reruM'tl't rood. He tosse, n,e window n,l f,,,, . . " ",c rHr' To'" witn a knife n. ... . ""I'etisi-s best flavor i. iin.fw..ii. ? . knows tho l't flavor l. n ' kin. and it... ... "eneoll, the l. If vou .lJ!l!I.'W''iu iMVOIheklnon I.T-. ""MM Hom.wlint Dlirer.iit, tiara Did p,,p Kvo .,, Tom-No. He ...Id lie ,,1( no 0,j )I1 111 I'll I f frs.ttl.. . . . "Ji-a r ; "t. but not a J0"- "you win ,J n, va.tie hi.iii.n. ..! ' ' co'or dish. " "'u "tvor of tho wora;S!,l'-l,!lltnco long, to tho own ; , .," U open air tti.le'aa" ,1, U-jT, roughs' "Winter hZuu Uu "ur- ,.. , , Nn' All In Him. Johnnie." snld his mother - - ....... uui ui inii pantry." Johnnie bliuhed guiltily "Oh, Johnnie," shs exclaln....i ... aldn't think It was in J.? mA"u,1' oi'nTr J"b'"". 'Tart or I'rought him to tho fro " T". .."!" crs, u piicii fortU.ClK,.C?,h"7Uv! uv HUH Alien Hninno Willi" l,"'4 A city employo tells tho ' nfll.ul.i.litr u'l... ..... line of " flint nlli.l.ilit tl.. fillil.rsl Of tlli.li .... . rui.i..il HnliilAV. grent deal of Interest In fl01 vloo nt tho grave, nud "ollfjJ n.iif.ni nil..... Iltliii.u A rOs"4! wits left tluro by tho deiat.'".1? era. Calling one of the "Chlnk"" "Wliy do you leave that iat(. grove? Do you think tho drao I oo mo out unit rot It? ,i "Yeppce." replied the U"T,ij ii.... .. ....... .. 1 1. wh tNl ....ur, niiu .n.i.vv ... .- - . tm lire It.- i.... ..i . "That young lad must i.'.e . ",im '"v 0,"oe nl,d "'U' ITM Imoglimllon." -Bparo Mo.neiils. Inglon. Wish. "What nmkis you think ao?" "l'J.'i.ri. .1.... ..... viKlilngloii sinr. Output Wa Oooil Mfty million .i,. '. .' were produced m Z"-' "roU" 'lav. she' " r n. ,W TU tT",',' !,","""' Mhrary. ill ll'tdle tin ill... ' .'br.uy,,,,0'3.,,''r''C' Misleading linn.- .! ''Vnii'n, loi. earlv with I'1" "al - - - . . .i. . Hecret ot Hucce.tu Own W hat nro you ()u,n now, r-Jwu llmmlnir n grocere VT "rc n Making a sur-w.. nt u. .. ... .. ... , ... "Why, your sign rem!' paid on Ilia lUin. , W ..v.... ..... ii.ni rorcrs iw . tnotitli, my frlPiul. nm t yctl" Atluittn t'oiislliiii'0- In nit nrgiiiiunt the loiiir "'" hli'J succneil. ..Illinr lit COIIVI"' IM'IWII V.. . v.. 1. . . .......... ....... i nib . sssmJi i .. ... .1. ii. nun "i