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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (May 23, 1902)
That Tired Feeling In m Common Hitrlnu Trauhla. If n kIkii Hint llm IiIiiihI U iliWlcliMit In vlliilliv, Jut iih plniilrH mill oilier ciiiiiiiim urn hIkum llial llm lilmnl In 1 1 i i I i 1 1 a . H'h u vriirnliiu, inn, nlilrli unly llm luimiiiliitin full In 1 1 . Hood's Sarsaparllla and Pills lt'-iiivi II, kIvii now llfn, now rour !. flri'iiulh ami niiimulliiii. Tlicv Iimiiimk llm liliMdl ami clonr tho I1III lltl. An'ri iih HllliKlitlllll. "I li'H iri1 nil tin Him mill emild not sleep. Ml-I lukliiu Hi. (lii Kars.lTtllU n While I m lil I ii hi II ami i, r int'il IrollitK had tnna llil-n a' iiit'illi In Iini alao mired inn ol ai'to- lnu mm r M liMfl-, uili-iul, conn, ftluff'a SarmaiiArlllm immiti la euro mill haelm llim iramlma. An Uni!atinl llllitt. ".Mln Hinilux mit? Hliln't Mm K"t mv null' thla tiniriiliiK?" "Miri-, Mir, I tlmiiulit ll wan n lilll frmn tint fnrn aim tutnlii," Clnvnliuiit I'lii i ii lii-nli-r, Not nil mffw, inlloil en, in rc'nlly Mih'Iiii (iini Java. Huiiin ftitv lilciuU wilil iih mu ll ninlnlii a guta! ileal Minim mill -lavn, "IIhth unly n porti'in, ami intiiiy I !-1 nr iitiltii muin nt nil MOMUMI.M U A 1,1. ptiro Moulin ami -liivn i-iifli n, lili ii-Iiil iih rlnlly liy un li-r thn Iliiwt Iruiln. Nilil In cnrtmiH. If vmir driNir Immi't, writo iih, Imt iii'utly nil liltili rlnm crix-ora rnrry Mrm niwilo L-niri-rii'n. Wnilliainii A Kerr llruN., I'urtlniiil. A rimlnlm Mitilotk. Mrn. A. Why In tin' world (Id you li nvi- llial llllln riil puff of pimuVr nn your olilhT Mm. I'nr my IiiikIuikI to blow off. Vim know Im U mirli nn oliturtiiiK urn ii. Jlra. A In lln-ro nny raaioii hIijt yon i-Ikt. -I wlnh lilm to lilow It off? Mr. .. Ytt; 1 run tii-tfft III lin-Mtll. t'llllHK'l NllttS. Itlii-umiitiKiii timl nciirnlirm will not llu- umlt-r tin- n n ii- rHif with Ilniiillu'a Wlmtr.l Oil. Ma- a liultlo. Not Sudden Cnoujh. iu-r Mntlii'r oil toM dim you won Id liuvt' to Inivi- two tin yn In wlilrli tti tnuki' up ynur iniiiil. I'M iih ('lulnntly) Yo. I rutililn't Im-IIi-vi- it ii in ii una inui'li in lovo wlio, when u wt-ro wntt'liing out tint old year, oiil.ln'l roI up tin nerve to pro- pnni until 11 :U) ii i-liK'k. llroiiklyn Unslo. Mulders will fl ml Mn, YVInslovc'a Mouth ing Hyrup tlio brut remedy to uo far llirir children during ilia ititliliiK i-v-rltxl. r.xlrtme Cruelty. KmployiT Mr. Slntk, would you like to Imvo nn Inrri'iieu In pnliiry? Kuiplnyu Would I? I elioulil riiy I would, Kmployur Well, lot mo tt'll you, llicn, llnit uiiIohh you (ret down hern t'nrllur uiid work u ureal ileal harder, you'll never Ki't it in lint world. t'lii Cdi5 Nov.. , Miasm I Ii ttp Vmir Mines. Allrn'a rnnM ..-, a imwilrr. It riirra pidlirnl.awol ti-n, amtnliiii, ncrvt'ii. fwl. ami luunllir lkr. (lit- llltat tHI urtwiia alnl liutiltitia. At all llrun JtHli, UkiiI. AivriH Nn Hutolllllll-. TlUI I'arV- ( lit: AllilM-u, .llM,H.UIni.Ii,l,j.l,i-,.N. Y. Muil lit. wrro ImjIIi her Thoy friends, of tourw), "Ho you tliink," ai-ki-il liu, "Hint idio l nn old an fdut liKik'H?" "Sho trit8 not to look It," replii'd lnt,"wi cliii iMiitit Ihi." IVniluino jht pplnii'lty trnin-ciindu iniin'iiilni- rt'Ufon-lu- Orogan Blood Pufllior U rltililly uuim-tl, lifntiiHt it puriiiva tliu MkkI uud tonoH iii tlio liody. Not Concluilvc, lln I nippo-to ynn know I'm hIiikImk nt your cliiirrli now. Him No, I didn't. Ilr Hut curi'ly ynur liiotln-r .lark Inld ynu I liad Jiiiuul llioclmir tlu-ro. Sin- llli, - his did loll nut Unit. I'liiladi'lpliiit l'ri'KS. Xv BTI ifh, t "re "10,t re" Iircnat, llionuli llicy nre liable to nnpenr upon other pints of tlio body. Wlii'ii they bruin to npie.ul nud ent into the llcsh, thnrp, picrcinc paint nre felt M the uudetlyiiiK tissue is ilvstiovcd nud the tender nerves exposed. Cancerous sores develop from very trillim- rnuses; n carbuncle or boil, swollen 'laud, n little watery blister on the tongue or lip, n wart, inolc or bruise of sonic kind becomes nu indolent, festering sole, which in time degenerates into cancer. "Ton years niro I linit a sorn on my Inft tomplo, which the doctors x'rouounoetl a canonrous ui0Q.j It would I Colt, burn nil bloed, then scab ovor, but would nnver Intnl. Aftar tBkinir 8. 8. B. Rwlilla the sora beirau to dlsohnriro, ami when all tho iiolsououa matter had passod out It cot well. I took In nil nbout thirty bottlns, continuing It for soma tlmo aftar tho soro had hoalcd, to 1)0 auro all tho poison was out of my sys tem. Ilavs soon no slen of thn emicor In ton years, J03ISPHU3 1133ID, Qant, Audrtan Co., Mo, li strictly n vegetable remedy, nnd, while possessing purifying nnd healing properties' that no other medicine does, contains nolliliij: that could dcrnii;e the system. While cleansing tho blood it also builds tip tho eencrnl health. If you Imvo a suspicious sore, or other blood trouble, send for our free book on Wood nud Skin Diseases, nnd writo to us for nny information or advice wanted; we make no charge for this service. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA. t Cough Syrup, 't'lutea Uoou. Ueot In tlmo. Sold hr ilruuirlsta. I aT.TnIK.iAriMglilil OIXLCII'O NEW DIBEA8E. Ilr Ulan, vrir, I Ho Won Hit ITi rlnu front llriiln Dealti'iilliin. Ill x It wiim ii llllln worili'il Hie olhcr ulKlit nbiiiil IiIn lieiillli. Illkli'i' is iilwuyu illsi'ovi'lin new dlHi iisi H. Ir nil his (lis I'oti'lii-H ni-ro t t'ii I Ihi tvuiild In- bunny coiubi'il Willi nllmi'iiu. ills In-all li would ln us linileiniliii'il us ii liinllliij; ill It whoso Iiihi- linn ylelileil lo the i-u iToiii-liinenlH or Hut milly llilo, 'I'IiIh lieiiiitirul Ki-iili-uro Is inltPti from un after illimer Npni-ch nindo by Itliler himself nt a t'oiuplluiitulnry liamiuet lo Col. I'lko Wnbiish, who moved lo Oklu huiiin hint year fni- ill vers rensous. The bi'i-tlliiK i llir illdu'l Im vu nujlliliiK In piillli ulnr lo do with Ihu Cuiuliel's dn liartine, but II Kuimileil wall ami svi-med to elenle no Impli-snlun. Olio of Hie kuikIh (limit to lllxli-r af li'i'wiird nml k.iIiI: "I wish 1 had your ('ommniid of IniiKuiige, old boy." Illxler hllKlilly lilii.-dieil. "Do youV" ho said. "Vi s," replied llm gui-Mt. "If I hud your gift of gub nml n lot if Ihoso triple Jnlnleil worilH I'd Hliiml n Utile moro show when I tried to talk bark to my wire." Well, thn night Hint Illxler felt so nilleli worried he got Hie Idea Into hU hi'iid Hint he might bit nlllleled Willi lirnlll deHh-enllull. lie ll.'lll seen Home Ihlug of lids kind meniloned in tho pri-sN nud It preyed on his mind. When you Imvo bruin deslct-iitloii your brain or whin piissen fur It drlc up nud your skull Nlirliikn nt Hie sumo time. It Isn't u nice trouble nud Illxler worried over It u good deal. Mujor Crumpet enmo over to enll Hint evening, mid when Die Mujor culls tho tthlst tuhlit Is nlwiiyn brought out, nml tint Mujor mid Illxler nud Mrs. II. nud Mrs. II. 'm imilden sister, Mntlldn, play ed (lupllcuif. Well, Illxler simply plnjcd a shoeklng gnmo. He cutililn't seo trump Hlgunls, ho blocked his part ner's long suit and pretiy soon the Jin- Jor went home In a rage. Tho next morning when Illxler put on his hat he wns liurrllled lo llml It looite. Now he knew what ailed him tho night before. Now be know what bad nlled til tti for days back. Ho wns nf- Dieted wilh brain (leslecntlon. liie lint kept gelling bigger nil the wny downtown nnd pretty soon Illxler had dlllli-ully In keeping It nwny from bis enr. Ho wns n desperntv man when be renehed Hie olllee. And then his telephone bell rang. "Is Hint ynu, Illxler? Soy, this Is tho Major. Yes, Mnjor Crumpot. Don't you know i he tolct-V Kay. Illxler, what do you mean by having such n ridiculous- ly small bend' I'll bet It's only n child's sUo. I ennied your lint linme last nigni nml It stood up un my head like it collar box on a yellow pumpkin. I suppose you brought my lint down. Well, stny there until I can hustle your over. liint's nil." And when Illxler hung up tho re ceher. snys the Cloveland Plain Dealer, , ho actually smiled. "THE NEW STAR." Homo l.'iiri peeled nml Very Htnrtllnu I'luiilltra Di-lected. A little over n yenr ngo tho most re markable "new or temporary slur" or modern limes appcured In the constel billon Perseus. The star was not In any calnlogue, nnd two days before dis covery It was not bright enougn to no shown on n photographic plate of the region t-outulnlng slurs which hate bill um hiimirciiin or me ngiu given out n the rulntest star visible (o tho naked cje. Un l"eb. SI. two dnyn after the ll-c-ovcry. It renclied in greniesi brightness, when It was as briglit as t'npclln, the third slnr In order or brightness In the wholo Heavens, it wnned slowly nnd with scvcrnl well- tnnrkeil llueliinllons In Its light, nnd In two mouths was on the limit or visibil ity with the miked eye. It Is still easily visible In telescopes or small size. Dur ing lis decrease In brlgliiness Itcnnugeii color from white lo dull led. nnd Is now Miinewhnt greenish In tint. Tho spec trum was nt llrst conllnuotis, such its Is given by the light from n glowing j-olhl or llipild body or from n gns under pressure; then bright minus were formed, which Inter assumed the rorm nnd position or the bunds In the speetru or iiehulue. All these changes were ex pected, us they followed closely the his tory of similar stnrs In recent years. Hut wilhln a few months most unex pected nnd startling chunges have oe cuitimI which hnve mnde the star once more the chief object of Interest In the ky. The nebula which surrounds the star, or Into which the star has been hanged, has been sticccssftilly photo- rnphed nt several observatories which nre equipped with telescopes of great i power, nnd It contains several centers of condensation whose positions nro shining so rapidly Hint their motion can ho detected In photographs tnken but several dayH apart Carerul nt tempts to determine the parallax or the star rihnws that It Is Inappreciable; tho star, therefore. Is at a very great dis tance from tho enrtli. There seems to be no doubt Hint the actual motion In (ho nebula Is grenter than nuylhlng heretofore detected. The velocity must be as great ns Hint which light travels nnd tho nature or such n motion Is ns mysterious ns Hint or light Itself. Already the theories which nllempt to account for the birth nnd llfo history or tho various bodies In tho universe nnr being remodeled (o Include, these newly discovered facia, and the new theories will probably suffer later re jection when more fncls nro found which ronfllct with them. Tho mys teries of the universe become mure un rnthnmnble the deeper wo nre permit ted to explore them, nnd ns knowledge Increases tho extent or Hint which still remains to bo explained Increases also. Prorcssor Wlnslow Upton, In Provi dence .lotirunl. Censorship of Coiitlu Papers, Foreign comic papers nro being sub jected lo a strict censorship In tier ninny Just now. A speclnl lookout Is being kept for those published In Amerlcn which contain pictures con bldcred disrespectful to tho kaiser. Cigarettes lor Htilisutlbei-s. til Pals, which Is a pushing paper'of Iluenos Ayres, offers to give every subscriber for tlneo months nn equal vnluo In tigareltes, so Hint the cus tomer gels worth of news and to bncco fitch for tho ono price. Gossips nro people who go n round stabbing reputations in the buck, the uoHHowma neighbor. Hiiluliirr TreiilniPiit Which llirectcd it I'eriuiiiiciit Cure. I'eoyile wlio nre i-mitiiituilly liorrow llig hniisehohl uIciihIIs nud neglect tot e. turn lliem nre nunoylug uelghbiilH. The piohh-m of how In cure I hem or Die luilill was solved In nu eli'eetlve Ihoiiub somewhnl costly uny by one long mii r- ferlng hoUHt'bolder. Here nre the rnels: A new mnn bnil moved Into Hie nelKh bnrhood, due of Hie llrsl things In (lid, nfler gelling Ids goods Into Hi" house, wns lo Imrrow n pair or steps from Mr. HmlHi, who lived next door, j Then he borrowed a linmmer, n hnli h i el. n si-rew-ililvei- mid a gimlet, nil of which IIiIiiks Mr. Mlnllli, being nu lie i eommodiillng iiiiin, n Hit wed htm to Inke, and nil or which tho borrower promised to return "In n hrneo or ' shakes." He vein I days passed, nnd nolle or the nrlleles bail been relumed. "I'll cure him," said Mr. Kmllh. j About n week Inter tho mnn camo buck with the screw driver, nnd apolo gized for liavlnii kept It so long. "Thnt'g nil right." wild Mr. Hmllh, with a genial Hinlle, "but you had bel ter beep ir now. I Imvo bought anoth er." With n muttered npology. tho new ncluhhor hurried hack, and returned with the gimlet, the hnlehct nml tho liamiii'-r. "You nro vvctcomo to those," Haiti Mr. smith cordlnlly. "I Imvo bought sumo others, nml don't need them." "tint " l-'t'lmCa nil -l.t,t Vi !..... !... They'll come hni.dv nbout the bouse." Attain the man hurried nwny, nnd' M T",' "l 'V0, 11,0 Kdith-Wl.at makes you look so wns returning will, the slep, when Mr. ' l;,w,"wn"nIto"?,"w ,lau"- dounrart. Jtuth? There must bo some u.,.1.1. I Congestions immediately du-apiit-ar. I,.. i....- i.ii.. Hmllh, who wns Just going out, met him. "Why, bless me," he sahl, "you tiers Hot bring Hie steps buck! I have got a now pair." Tho man kept the things, but he nev er borrowed nuylhlng more of Mr. Kmllh. PAYING A DEBT7 (Irnllliiilc of it lliiwiillmi I'cforiiia u Drunken Voiiiiu .Man. "I Ihluk the moat slngulnr thing Hint over hnppentd lo me," said it man hlga In commercial circles In a Western city, who wns relating ihe expeiionceA of n nomowhnt checkered career to ft group of friends, "wns In Hawaii. "My father was a mlsHiniinry in those Islands, uud 1 wns bum there. 1 c-aine nwny nt an eurly ago, however, and most of my life hits been spent In this country, hut w hen I was it young man, nml n rather toiiuh young man. too, 1 may say, I weul buck there once on a visit. "The first thing I did was to get up-1 ronrlutisly drunk. While I wns In Ibis, condition an old man, n native, persuad-1 cd me lo go Inline with him. He took mo Into his hoii-e. bathed my head. gnve me some sinuig colTee, nnd talked Hootmugly nml kindly to me. " '(JU1 mnn,' I suid, 'u h it are you do lug nil this to me for?' " 'Well.' he answered me, 'I'll tell you. The best friend I ever had was a wlille man ami nu American. I wns a Kor dnmkard. He made u man or me, ' lwlm' tli;u go uou loet to the mid. I hope, n Christian. All I am ori po'ind, which impression I got from ever hope to lie I owe to him. Whenever 1 "' I"J''r, although ho may not posl I see nn American In your condition I tiv"'; iav,t' ,",,,,,t''1 '" aB n fact- "' feel like doing all I can lor him. on nt - tl.Inj- I do know is that the result count of w hat that man did for me.' I "l "'V'"'1 ,,f "'rVL,st ,vn8 ,m,t ,lie ,olal "This U n little heller Kngl.sh than 1 iWt ?' '"' tH!no ttn9 more ""'O'-P'' i' he used, but It Is the substance of It. i Ka,h' Pr,C8 r Punil thntt it for- l -l'l..it .id III., h.mn tit ttwi tlitiliVI I nsked bitu. "'Mr. . n missionary.' ' 'Itud of mercy!' I said. 'He wns my fitther!' "(icntlemeii, that sobered me nnd, I hupe. made a iiinu of me. It is certain that whatever I nm to-day 1 owe to that poor old Sandwich Islander." Ono t'ow Skill, An Intsnnce of military thrift nnd or a red-tnpe system which Is not pecu liar to (iermnny conies rrotn the l'rits nlan war olllee. In ISiiil the guards were breakrnstlng hurriedly. They bad, on the previous day, taught the battle of Soor. nnd had accomplished, alto gether, a nine days' inarch. This win lint the era of canned meats, nnd to each regl'U'U't had been allotted n cer tain number or cuttle, which had been klued, skinned nml cooked; but while the men were still eating, scouts came in ltli the news that the Austrian were near nt hand. The men got Into innrchlng order, nnd In n few minutes were In rapid advance toward the enemy. The (lien ndler (lunrds, conspicuous nlways for their dispatch, hurried to nileh purpose Hint they fulled to secure the skin of n cow w hich had been made over to them for rations. When the ollicial who was responsl bin a si; for the vnluo of the hide came lo for It. It bad to bo reported missing. 1 luuuliies were set on foot, evidence , wns collected, nnd a voluminous cor respondence lusting fourteen or lll'leen months failed to account for the skin. 'mere linn been a cow. sue mm lieen mnde over lo the guards. She had a hide. The hide wns government prop erty, representing it stun lled by olll clnl tariff. The government must be credited with that sum. The hide was not forthcoming. Wlio should he re sponsible for Its cash value' It was at last decided that the colo nel of the regiment should bo held re sponsible nnf n year and a hair niter the conclusion or the Seven Weeks' War he wns requested by the war of fice to remit Ihe sum of three tbalers, the price, of one cow skin lost by the Grenadier Uuni'ds. When the sum was pnld, tho subject wns nt last ollkially dropped. Inseot I'ooil. Those, who object lo eating meat at the term Is usually understood will be Intersted In learning of u new move ment whose leaders oppose tho con Hiimptloii of beer uud mutton, but nro equally hostile to vegetarianism. A French entomologist. M. Duglli, has discovered n compromise which lie cor dlnlly recommends In the shape of In sect rood. Ho speaks on Hie subject with uuthoiity, "having tasted several hundred species or raw, boiled, fried, broiled, roasted nud hushed Insects." Hut the most popular Insect rood or nil, ho declares, Is locust Hour, which the llcdoulus lake boiled In milk or filed nnd served with liee. Paradoxical though It may seem, it Is hnrd to touch a close mini. CONGRESSMAN FITZPATRICK Says Pe-ru-na Is a Splendid Ca tarrhal Tonic. ( -iiiiin arnsri T. V fltri-atrli k tf.. -r K' t;ii... .i.:..l. . ii-'ii. j. i. i i k.ji.tu ii iv , i ,,iii;rcrs iiiiin j from Kentucky, writes fmm tho. National Hotel, Washington, I). ('., its follows: I "At IIIC solicitation OI 0 IrlentI I UKCU "At the solicitation of a friend I used your I'crunn and enn cheerfully rccom- mend your remedy to anyone suffering with catarrh or who needs a good tonic. ""T. Y. FITZI'ATKICK. a (i,..i T....IC ro-ur-nn is n natural and emclent nervo tonic. It etreimlhens and re- stores tho activity of every nervo in tho body. j Through tho uo of I'o-ru-na tho weakened or overworked nerves resume I ! ,llt;lr."".lu"1 trcnKlh and tho blood vuHis begin nt onen to regulate the ure s Ii appear .mi", iiinv iiiuiiiiii iuu. f iorrl. :ur,.l. I!uth-Tell jou tho truth, IMith, my All phases of catarrh, ncuto or diron-1 marrio, life has ltccn a disaptioint Ic, nro promptly and iermanently ,m.nt, Jtcforo wo were married all tho cure.1. It is throUL'h its oK-ration ' ,,iri un ,n riin,inv, i. t,,,..- it upon tho nervous syMem that I'c-ru-na has nllnlnetl Hich a world-wide roputa- turn ns n Miro nnd reliable remedy for nil pharos ;f catarrh whetover locattd. If you tlo not derive prompt and i-at-j Isfactory results from the mo of Peru- tn, write at onro to Dr. Hartman, giv- j ing a full statement of your rae and bo will l.o pleated to give you his valuable advice freo. j Addruts Dr. Hartman, President of' The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, 0. , A FAnMER'S EXPERIENCE. Mow Many Dundlti Can You Bind for a Dollar? To the Kditor: Dear Sir I noticed in your last ispuo an article headed "Points on Ilimling Twine," in which you cull attention to the fact that the farmer should liguro on how many feet he gds for a dollar. Anyone, without much thimjit, would know that is the imptirtunt tiling, nnd still we overlook it, Is-ing caught by tho old halt ol cheap price. It is not a question whether tlio twine costs 10 cents n pound or -ll cents a pound, but the es sential point is how many bundles can we bind for a dollar. I-aft yenr I wns deceived in thinking that the Standard Manila was n Manila ill.ll. ""-I wvill lllivil A liffll HO 1 .1(1 Clover Ix-af brand of Tw ine, which we . nil know costs more per pound, but which I am now convinced is tlie eheupe.-t nml most i-atisfactory in the end. We have all ti-ed it for a good many years with pretty general satis faction, but, in this as in other things, we feel that it is necei-s.iry to make a iinnge, in order, as wo imagine, to bet ter our condition, and most generally find that the change docs not accom plish what we expected. The Manila twine, Ising cheaper per thousand feet than Si-al, from patriotic motives wo ought to use it, as all the Manila fiber in the world is produced in tho Philippine Islands, nud it is cer tainly to tho interest of tho Pacific Coast farmer to develop trade with that country as much as possible and 1 have read that all tho Sisal comes from Yucatan, with which country wo can havu no trado from this const, and as long as it does not cost us anything to bo patriotic and trade with our own col onies, why shouldn't wo do it? FAKMEIt. One Way of Savinj. It.tcholor So you're married, eh? I suppose your wife saves you a good deal of trouble'.' lienedick Well, she saves every lit tle trouble that comes to her during Hio day so that sho may bothor nlo with it when I come homo nt night. riuiaueipnia lieeord xiio Kind vim iiuvo Always nought lias uorno tlio tlgnu tni'o ol' Clias. II. Fletcher, and lias been nintlo uuder lils iicrsonnl supervision l'or over JJO years. Allow no ono to tlcecivo jou in this. Counterfeits, Imitations nnd " sTitst-ns-jrootl " nro but I'tiietiments, nntl endanger tho licnUli ol' Clillilfcn Kxiciieuco nsrulnst ISxncrlniont. What is CASTORIA Cnstoiia Is a lianulcss substltitto for Castor Oil, Paro Borle, lros ami Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Illorphiuo nor other Narcotic sitbstnucc. Its ajro Is its puarantee. It destroys AVonns nud allays I'ovciishncss. It cures Dlurrlioea and 'Wind Colic. It relieves Teething' Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho Stomach and ISnwcls, (rlvhiir healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea Tlio Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought Boars tho In Use For Over 30 Years. THC CKNTAUH COMPANY, TT MURHAV STMCT. NSW YORK CITY. Explained. "And liaviin t you got any mom money?" ntki-d tho sweet young thing filing (iininoi nt the cliutcli fair. "Yes; I've gut n dollar," reluctant ly mluiitted tint nnfortunati) but truth ful young man. "But I put It in thu cole of my stocking boforo putting on my bocs o us to bnvo somotblng to pay my car fnro liorr." Ilrooklyn Kuglo. nntlff r aft'rmit Uf'aiunflir Kllaa'tOrrat Nrrt n-nCt-r, S-n.1 for Kit I! V. H i.00 It 1.1 U-dla an-l umiI !. Iia.ll.ll KLli.l.M..milttl,St.,ri,lll-lpl,l.l' Mil Ides of Friend. Mp. "Tlio best way to dostroy your on emlos," said tho man with n gontlo ua turn, "is to mako thorn your friends." "Yo," answered f-'onator Sorghum, thoughtfully, "but sometime that costs n heap of monoy." Washington Star. I'Uo's (hire for ('oiisiinintlnn Is sn infal lible medicine fur roughs snd colds. S W. Hahuii.. Ocean Orore, N. J., Feb. 17' 1MJ. Anxloui Only About One TMnj. 'rl I i... i.t it t.t... I.. K""HJ rmur uu inu iuvo i.orn-j stopiwd at tho gato. "I am Death," ho raid to tho nick man who was watching from tho win- ,,JW. j ..Yon aru welcome," replied tho lat- tor and added in a whisper: "If you valno vmir Ilfn. don't let mv wlfo una you tying your horso to that tree, She'd never let anybody do that." rhilaielphia I'rcss. The Spirit of Strife. ,l,.'t appear that any of them want ililn. I ahould be so bannv If ono or two of them would only try to steal him ouav fron. me'lteton Transcrint. No Netd to Worry. I Professor Snore is very absentmind- I cd. His sin rushed into big study one morning and exclaimed: "Jiitt think, father! I've swallowed n pin! What shall I do?" "Ah, well," replied the big man, ' "don't worry about it. Hero's another pin." A Band Knee. Crfntlemen I have (treil pluiure ia bcarliif titi mnny In the ntcriti of M Jat.,ba (hi Some time agi I l-ad a Urge an ellinjc form oo m, knte which cauted much pain and Umeneta It got a had (hat I wat unable to fulluar my employment. I tned almoit everything without receiving benefit until I uted St Jac-iha (hi I gi.l telle! from Ihe firit appli cation and tc("re finishing th firtt bottle I wat able to resume my dutiea and the second bottle completely cured me, which belore utlnr St. Jacobs Oil seemed a tiling almost impossible, as I had almost lost the use j o. my teg. I can as! Oil whenever I have a chance. Youra truly thankful, W. WALLACE, Paterson, N. J. To-day is a good time to begin (if you have not ahcady one so) to take Vogeler's Curative Comund. That nervous trouble, that dull headache, that bad taate in the mouth when awakening in the morning with Ihe usual offensive breath, that poor appetite for breakfast, indigestion, dull, heavy feeline of the stomach, that tired feeling are all evidence of a weak digestion and impure blood, which can be cured permanently by taking Vogeler's Curative Compound. The cures effected bv this marvellous medicine are not fictitious or temnorarv. but are real. radically complete and hence lasting. Send '-day lo the proprietors, St. Jacob's Oil, Ad- Baltimore, Md, for a free sample bottle. :CJJ&GONRoO0paRlflft '77V HEALTH RESTORER. USE IT! BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY rortlaml, Oregon. Founded 1S7iX h Home School for Boys. Military and Manual Training. Write for Illustrated Catalojua. ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal Summer Resolutions kk lieeley Gure Sure relief from liquor, opium and tobacco habits. end for particulars to V... Inniitiitn Moved to 420 Williams Keel8Y Institute aw.. 1-o.tui.d. or.c.u N. F. N. U. No. 311003. WHEN writing to advertiser! please mention thla paper. Signaturo of s U44 Weak? 1 1 suffered terribly and was ex tremely weak for 12 years. The doctors said my blood was all turning to water. At last I tried Ayer's Sarsaparllla. and was soon feeling all right again." Mrs. j. w. riaia, Hadlyme, Jt. No matter how lone you have been ill, nor how poorly you may be today, Aycr s Sarsaparilla is the best medicine you can take for purifying and en riching the blood. Don't doubt it, put your whole trust in it, throw away everything else. ilMlbotlll. All YDtflltl. Aik your Attrr what tia thlnki ef Ayart fUraaoarllla Ila knowtall ahoitt thll rraail old fatntlr maiilflna. rollow hit ailrlea aatf auj vm aan.uiwi J. C. Arsa Co.. Lowall, Mm. Sad Diy. Mrs. Orumbler To'lay is the anni versary of our wedding day. Mr. Grumbler Well, you needn't remind mo of it if it is. Who Could Blame llim. Ethel (coyly) What a pretty mouth you havol It ought to bo on a girl's face. Jack I seldom miss an opportun ity. Princeton Tiger. DuaaiEs. Olve better aatlnfartlon than anythlncon the market at anylhlnjr like the prices be cause they are made of good material, to aund "Oregoo roads" Iron corners on bodies, bracts on ehatta. heavy aecond KTOwtli wheela, acrewi-d rims. If you want tofeelauretbatyoa are icettlns yoor mon ey'a worth, a.k for a "flee Line" or a Mitchell" (lienoey) Buggy. Wa guar antee, them. Mitchell, Lowla A Slmvmr Co, SeatUe, Spokaoe, Boise. Portland, Or. W iMuaitu dtiott are ma-Hty tie orjf uupurtta ana American irainrri, tifiuumr raieni i arena Aatonat Kangaroo. 7 avast Ctr IftUft masral nlBtH4j, ,i9iicetnr eat eqf sata: inun. 748.700 Pain. 1,500,720 Pain. Jiutinttt UjtI Tham IfouUtti in at Yean. llearaM aaavac aUUb!Ufcff4 HI. TX)K mora than a quarter of a century tlie repu tation of W L. Doug fa' Shoes for ftyle, comfort, andve-ir lias excelleU all other makes. Iher are worn bf more men in ail stations of life than any other make, tecauie they are the ouiy lSho that In every way equal (5 00 and $6.00 shoes. They are tlie standard of the world This is the reason W. I. Douglas makes and sells more men's 83.50 and 3.00 shoes than any other two manufacturers. A trial will conrlnee yon they are lao ue ia iae woriu. W. L. DOUGLAS $4 SHOES CANNOT BE EXCELLED. Sold byG3 Douglas stores In American Cities and best shoe dealers erery where. CAUTIOV. Tfci f ( at W.L.D glM Pin at.4 prlt ilup4 Wiles, Hhott bv matt, 33 etnti trtnu JltuitrateU Catatogu$ frtt, W. T IimmT.AS- llrorktnn. Masi. a-Ka T WX.J STRONGER AND BETTER THAN COMMON HALLOCK'S OR ANY OTHER HURRY UOX NEW PATENT FOLDING BERRY BOX. No Staples. No Tacks. Opens like a paper box, ready for use, lM.MlS.NSK SUCCESS. SAMPLE BOX FREE. LAMBERSON, PORTLAND, OR. w S For 7J Years McCormick for harvesting; the Tlit McOvrmlcfc (O. K.) Line of Utidtn, Mowrn, Klcifcr, Ratti and Rtapm U dcr!bd In the FINEST CATALOGUE VER PRINTED. Srnd for one FREE to A. H. BUYLAlN, McCormlcfc Forced Out I The trrrlbln calamity that hiia barallan a larffn clothlna; tiotiao. A. II. Nathan A Oo., ,1'uablo'a Uriel Ictnthlrra, wltlt nn ratahllah.d raplllallott of over 90 .years for carrying only th r.lsheat srailes ot mens, lairs' sml chil dren's clothing, hn nnd furnlslilnss, wcro forcnl from lliclr litilMlnit, which wiia Intant ovor Iholr hanila wlllmilt nrv vlniia notice, Juat nt tlio tlmn wh(n thlr ImlPbtednraa for Dili araaoit' uooda (ell ilur. Nnt tlim able tn flml another Incntlnn In I'nrblo ndniuatn to illatmaa nt thair InrKO atnek nt Ililn unrortiinntn tltnn thoy wrrn comix-lltnl tn movn tlilr aloolt whcrfi thoy cnulil rrnltia nn It nnlckly, to anvo Ihplr Konil nnmv, nml choiw Pnrt liiml nn tho Ix-at plnco, (relxht rutM bo Inn cheaper than to pnlnta In lha Inltr lor. Their Immanaa atock nf 1",000 worlh of men's, bova' and chlldren'a olothlii, ah ooi nnd furniahliiKi. etc, hna bneu moved Into tho larifo atnrcroom, 107 FIRST STREET Bet. Washington and Stark, Portland Oregon, where thl mnKnincont atock will bo aold out at retail for 33 PER CENT LESS THAN MANUFACTURERS' COST FOR TEN DAYS ONLY. Thla la n tremendoua ancrlflce, iih wa wero conaldered very clone buycra by lha trade. You cannot appreciate what a Breat reduction thla la until you aeo the atooda and prtcea. i Don't Miss This Raro Opportunity nf gettlni the bluneat baricnlna In clolh Inif. furnlahlnita. etc . ever offered to the peoplo of Portland, a.i you may never ba nble to sret a chance like thla araln. Ila- low wo quote a row price to allow what tremendoua ancrlllrea we are making. Juat think of the following proposition, and remember that all uooda priced In thla advertisement can be bought back any time durlnjc the eale: A line ault of Men'a Clothes, all (TO HO to match Jti30 Thla aulf la positively worth (12.60, or your money refunded at any tlmo durlnr the aale. Men'a Fine Sulta and Overcoats, nn In chelvnts and Scotch plaids J)'ri30 Worth JU, or your money refunded at any time during tho aale If you are not rausiicu. Men'a splendid Sulta and Overrnats. tn velour. fine flnlah caasl- nc merea; all alzea tpJiOi) I'osltlrely worth SIS. or your money back. Silk and Satln-llned Dreaa Sulla and Overcoata. In plain, check and (t7 QQ striped colortnr 4)i30 They are positively worth J22. Men'a extra fine Dress Sulla nnd Over coats. In all the latest style and shadea, heavy allk and satin lined, equal to the finest tw tailor-made (F 1 O A Q garments for P I itO Don't fall to nak to aeo these garments. Men'a finest Waterproof Overcoats, mak er's guarantee ticket on every PC OO coat: worth M to vPUiiJO Don't fall to eee them. Men'a fine Dreaa Q0 Panta 30C Worth J3.W, or your money refunded. Men'a fine Trouaera. for SundAy wear, in worstrds and fancy stripes njg Positively worth jj, ii arid t7, or money refunded. Boys' finest Sulta and Over- (TO AQ coats, worth t5, JC and 17 3.,'lO Boys' Sulta and Overcoata, CO f)0 worth H.M vbtCibO Thouaandi of Children's Sulta to choose from. 1.000 pairs of Boys' Knee Pants worth 1 Men'a beat quality reinforced Unlaundered Shirts, worth St.. Fine Dreaa Shirts, worth H.50 Men's fine Silk Embroidered Sus .12c 29c 39c 8c 3c 12c penders, worth tc Good Heavy Socks, worth 35c Over S.oou Neckties In all shades, worth from 00c to ll Men'a Handkerchiefs. worth 3Cic 3c Mackintoshes, odd Coata and odd Veata at your own price; 3000 other articles, too numerous to mention. I Men's Flna Underwear at less than j half the cost of production. SHOES. (Small.) Men's velour Calf, worth 13.50, rg Men'a fine Vict. Kangaroo and Box (-.air, worm at Men's Cordovan and Kangaroo Welti, worth It.S). at $2.'48 $2.98 Men'a flneat Welta. In Vict and Willow Calf, regular J3.00 shoes, rjjg gg Boya' anil Youths' kangaroo r 1 nrj Calf, worth K.HT. at I Little Gents' Nobby Shoe. nn. worth 3. at yOC These are all up-to-date 19)2 goods. Do not confound this with so-called cloalng-out aales, etc. This Is a Legitimate Sale We must raise the money necessary to satisfy our creditors' claims. Positively no goods sold, and no one allowed In the building until WEDNESDAY, HAY 21 At 9:00 A. Al. SALE POSITIVELY CLOSES SATUR DAY NIOIIT, MAY 31. A. E. Nathan & Go. 107 First Street Between Washington and Stark Sts. PORTLAND, OREO.ON. Mall orders carefully filled. Railroad fare paid on all purchases of $23.00 or over. (rt has manufactured machines & crops of the world. Lrenerai Agent, Harvester Gx, Portland, Or.