That
Tired Feeling
In m Common Hitrlnu Trauhla.
If n kIkii Hint llm IiIiiihI U iliWlcliMit
In vlliilliv, Jut iih plniilrH mill oilier
ciiiiiiiim urn hIkum llial llm lilmnl
In 1 1 i i I i 1 1 a .
H'h u vriirnliiu, inn, nlilrli unly llm
luimiiiliitin full In 1 1 .
Hood's Sarsaparllla
and Pills
lt'-iiivi II, kIvii now llfn, now rour
!. flri'iiulh ami niiimulliiii.
Tlicv Iimiiimk llm liliMdl ami clonr tho
I1III lltl.
An'ri iih HllliKlitlllll.
"I li'H iri1 nil tin Him mill emild not sleep.
Ml-I lukliiu Hi. (lii Kars.lTtllU n While I
m lil I ii hi II ami i, r int'il IrollitK had tnna
llil-n a' iiit'illi In Iini alao mired inn ol ai'to-
lnu mm r M liMfl-, uili-iul, conn,
ftluff'a SarmaiiArlllm immiti la
euro mill haelm llim iramlma.
An Uni!atinl llllitt.
".Mln Hinilux mit? Hliln't Mm K"t
mv null' thla tiniriiliiK?"
"Miri-, Mir, I tlmiiulit ll wan n lilll
frmn tint fnrn aim tutnlii," Clnvnliuiit
I'lii i ii lii-nli-r,
Not nil mffw, inlloil en, in rc'nlly
Mih'Iiii (iini Java. Huiiin ftitv lilciuU
wilil iih mu ll ninlnlii a guta! ileal Minim
mill -lavn, "IIhth unly n porti'in, ami
intiiiy I !-1 nr iitiltii muin nt nil
MOMUMI.M U A 1,1. ptiro Moulin ami
-liivn i-iifli n, lili ii-Iiil iih rlnlly liy un
li-r thn Iliiwt Iruiln. Nilil In cnrtmiH.
If vmir driNir Immi't, writo iih, Imt
iii'utly nil liltili rlnm crix-ora rnrry Mrm
niwilo L-niri-rii'n. Wnilliainii A Kerr
llruN., I'urtlniiil.
A rimlnlm Mitilotk.
Mrn. A. Why In tin' world (Id you
li nvi- llial llllln riil puff of pimuVr nn
your olilhT
Mm. I'nr my IiiikIuikI to blow
off. Vim know Im U mirli nn oliturtiiiK
urn ii.
Jlra. A In lln-ro nny raaioii hIijt
yon i-Ikt. -I wlnh lilm to lilow It off?
Mr. .. Ytt; 1 run tii-tfft III
lin-Mtll. t'llllHK'l NllttS.
Itlii-umiitiKiii timl nciirnlirm will not
llu- umlt-r tin- n n ii- rHif with Ilniiillu'a
Wlmtr.l Oil. Ma- a liultlo.
Not Sudden Cnoujh.
iu-r Mntlii'r oil toM dim you
won Id liuvt' to Inivi- two tin yn In wlilrli
tti tnuki' up ynur iniiiil.
I'M iih ('lulnntly) Yo. I rutililn't
Im-IIi-vi- it ii in ii una inui'li in lovo wlio,
when u wt-ro wntt'liing out tint old
year, oiil.ln'l roI up tin nerve to pro-
pnni until 11 :U) ii i-liK'k. llroiiklyn
Unslo.
Mulders will fl ml Mn, YVInslovc'a Mouth
ing Hyrup tlio brut remedy to uo far llirir
children during ilia ititliliiK i-v-rltxl.
r.xlrtme Cruelty.
KmployiT Mr. Slntk, would you like
to Imvo nn Inrri'iieu In pnliiry?
Kuiplnyu Would I? I elioulil riiy I
would,
Kmployur Well, lot mo tt'll you,
llicn, llnit uiiIohh you (ret down hern
t'nrllur uiid work u ureal ileal harder,
you'll never Ki't it in lint world. t'lii
Cdi5 Nov..
, Miasm I Ii ttp Vmir Mines.
Allrn'a rnnM ..-, a imwilrr. It riirra pidlirnl.awol
ti-n, amtnliiii, ncrvt'ii. fwl. ami luunllir lkr.
(lit- llltat tHI urtwiia alnl liutiltitia. At all llrun
JtHli, UkiiI. AivriH Nn Hutolllllll-. TlUI I'arV-
( lit: AllilM-u, .llM,H.UIni.Ii,l,j.l,i-,.N. Y.
Muil lit.
wrro ImjIIi her
Thoy
friends, of
tourw),
"Ho you tliink," ai-ki-il liu, "Hint idio
l nn old an fdut liKik'H?"
"Sho trit8 not to look It," replii'd
lnt,"wi cliii iMiitit Ihi." IVniluino jht
pplnii'lty trnin-ciindu iniin'iiilni- rt'Ufon-lu-
Orogan Blood Pufllior U
rltililly uuim-tl, lifntiiHt it puriiiva tliu
MkkI uud tonoH iii tlio liody.
Not Concluilvc,
lln I nippo-to ynn know I'm hIiikImk
nt your cliiirrli now.
Him No, I didn't.
Ilr Hut curi'ly ynur liiotln-r .lark
Inld ynu I liad Jiiiuul llioclmir tlu-ro.
Sin- llli, - his did loll nut Unit.
I'liiladi'lpliiit l'ri'KS.
Xv BTI ifh, t "re "10,t re"
Iircnat, llionuli
llicy nre liable to nnpenr upon other pints
of tlio body. Wlii'ii they bruin to npie.ul
nud ent into the llcsh, thnrp, picrcinc
paint nre felt M the uudetlyiiiK tissue is
ilvstiovcd nud the tender nerves exposed.
Cancerous sores develop from very trillim-
rnuses; n carbuncle or boil, swollen 'laud,
n little watery blister on the tongue or
lip, n wart, inolc or bruise of sonic kind
becomes nu indolent, festering sole,
which in time degenerates into cancer.
"Ton years niro I
linit a sorn on my Inft
tomplo, which the
doctors x'rouounoetl
a canonrous ui0Q.j
It would I Colt, burn
nil bloed, then scab
ovor, but would
nnver Intnl. Aftar
tBkinir 8. 8. B. Rwlilla
the sora beirau to
dlsohnriro, ami when
all tho iiolsououa
matter had passod
out It cot well. I
took In nil nbout
thirty bottlns, continuing It for soma
tlmo aftar tho soro had hoalcd, to 1)0
auro all tho poison was out of my sys
tem. Ilavs soon no slen of thn emicor
In ton years, J03ISPHU3 1133ID,
Qant, Audrtan Co., Mo,
li strictly n vegetable
remedy, nnd, while
possessing purifying
nnd healing properties'
that no other medicine
does, contains nolliliij: that could dcrnii;e
the system. While cleansing tho blood
it also builds tip tho eencrnl health.
If you Imvo a suspicious sore, or other
blood trouble, send for our free book on
Wood nud Skin Diseases, nnd writo to us
for nny information or advice wanted;
we make no charge for this service.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA.
t Cough Syrup, 't'lutea Uoou. Ueot
In tlmo. Sold hr ilruuirlsta. I
aT.TnIK.iAriMglilil
OIXLCII'O NEW DIBEA8E.
Ilr Ulan, vrir, I Ho Won Hit ITi rlnu front
llriiln Dealti'iilliin.
Ill x It wiim ii llllln worili'il Hie olhcr
ulKlit nbiiiil IiIn lieiillli. Illkli'i' is iilwuyu
illsi'ovi'lin new dlHi iisi H. Ir nil his (lis
I'oti'lii-H ni-ro t t'ii I Ihi tvuiild In- bunny
coiubi'il Willi nllmi'iiu. ills In-all li
would ln us linileiniliii'il us ii liinllliij;
ill It whoso Iiihi- linn ylelileil lo the i-u
iToiii-liinenlH or Hut milly llilo,
'I'IiIh lieiiiitirul Ki-iili-uro Is inltPti from
un after illimer Npni-ch nindo by Itliler
himself nt a t'oiuplluiitulnry liamiuet lo
Col. I'lko Wnbiish, who moved lo Oklu
huiiin hint year fni- ill vers rensous. The
bi'i-tlliiK i llir illdu'l Im vu nujlliliiK In
piillli ulnr lo do with Ihu Cuiuliel's dn
liartine, but II Kuimileil wall ami svi-med
to elenle no Impli-snlun.
Olio of Hie kuikIh (limit to lllxli-r af
li'i'wiird nml k.iIiI: "I wish 1 had your
('ommniid of IniiKuiige, old boy." Illxler
hllKlilly lilii.-dieil. "Do youV" ho said.
"Vi s," replied llm gui-Mt. "If I hud your
gift of gub nml n lot if Ihoso triple
Jnlnleil worilH I'd Hliiml n Utile moro
show when I tried to talk bark to my
wire."
Well, thn night Hint Illxler felt so
nilleli worried he got Hie Idea Into hU
hi'iid Hint he might bit nlllleled Willi
lirnlll deHh-enllull. lie ll.'lll seen Home
Ihlug of lids kind meniloned in tho
pri-sN nud It preyed on his mind. When
you Imvo bruin deslct-iitloii your brain
or whin piissen fur It drlc up nud
your skull Nlirliikn nt Hie sumo time. It
Isn't u nice trouble nud Illxler worried
over It u good deal.
Mujor Crumpet enmo over to enll Hint
evening, mid when Die Mujor culls tho
tthlst tuhlit Is nlwiiyn brought out, nml
tint Mujor mid Illxler nud Mrs. II. nud
Mrs. II. 'm imilden sister, Mntlldn, play
ed (lupllcuif. Well, Illxler simply
plnjcd a shoeklng gnmo. He cutililn't
seo trump Hlgunls, ho blocked his part
ner's long suit and pretiy soon the Jin-
Jor went home In a rage.
Tho next morning when Illxler put
on his hat he wns liurrllled lo llml It
looite. Now he knew what ailed him tho
night before. Now be know what bad
nlled til tti for days back. Ho wns nf-
Dieted wilh brain (leslecntlon.
liie lint kept gelling bigger nil the
wny downtown nnd pretty soon Illxler
had dlllli-ully In keeping It nwny from
bis enr. Ho wns n desperntv man
when be renehed Hie olllee.
And then his telephone bell rang.
"Is Hint ynu, Illxler? Soy, this Is tho
Major. Yes, Mnjor Crumpot. Don't you
know i he tolct-V Kay. Illxler, what do
you mean by having such n ridiculous-
ly small bend' I'll bet It's only n child's
sUo. I ennied your lint linme last nigni
nml It stood up un my head like it collar
box on a yellow pumpkin. I suppose
you brought my lint down. Well, stny
there until I can hustle your over.
liint's nil."
And when Illxler hung up tho re
ceher. snys the Cloveland Plain Dealer, ,
ho actually smiled.
"THE NEW STAR."
Homo l.'iiri peeled nml Very Htnrtllnu
I'luiilltra Di-lected.
A little over n yenr ngo tho most re
markable "new or temporary slur" or
modern limes appcured In the constel
billon Perseus. The star was not In
any calnlogue, nnd two days before dis
covery It was not bright enougn to no
shown on n photographic plate of the
region t-outulnlng slurs which hate bill
um hiimirciiin or me ngiu given out n
the rulntest star visible (o tho naked
cje. Un l"eb. SI. two dnyn after the
ll-c-ovcry. It renclied in greniesi
brightness, when It was as briglit as
t'npclln, the third slnr In order or
brightness In the wholo Heavens, it
wnned slowly nnd with scvcrnl well-
tnnrkeil llueliinllons In Its light, nnd In
two mouths was on the limit or visibil
ity with the miked eye. It Is still easily
visible In telescopes or small size. Dur
ing lis decrease In brlgliiness Itcnnugeii
color from white lo dull led. nnd Is now
Miinewhnt greenish In tint. Tho spec
trum was nt llrst conllnuotis, such its Is
given by the light from n glowing j-olhl
or llipild body or from n gns under
pressure; then bright minus were
formed, which Inter assumed the rorm
nnd position or the bunds In the speetru
or iiehulue. All these changes were ex
pected, us they followed closely the his
tory of similar stnrs In recent years.
Hut wilhln a few months most unex
pected nnd startling chunges have oe
cuitimI which hnve mnde the star once
more the chief object of Interest In the
ky. The nebula which surrounds the
star, or Into which the star has been
hanged, has been sticccssftilly photo-
rnphed nt several observatories which
nre equipped with telescopes of great i
power, nnd It contains several centers
of condensation whose positions nro
shining so rapidly Hint their motion
can ho detected In photographs tnken
but several dayH apart Carerul nt
tempts to determine the parallax or the
star rihnws that It Is Inappreciable; tho
star, therefore. Is at a very great dis
tance from tho enrtli. There seems to
be no doubt Hint the actual motion In
(ho nebula Is grenter than nuylhlng
heretofore detected. The velocity must
be as great ns Hint which light travels
nnd tho nature or such n motion Is ns
mysterious ns Hint or light Itself.
Already the theories which nllempt
to account for the birth nnd llfo history
or tho various bodies In tho universe
nnr being remodeled (o Include, these
newly discovered facia, and the new
theories will probably suffer later re
jection when more fncls nro found
which ronfllct with them. Tho mys
teries of the universe become mure un
rnthnmnble the deeper wo nre permit
ted to explore them, nnd ns knowledge
Increases tho extent or Hint which still
remains to bo explained Increases also.
Prorcssor Wlnslow Upton, In Provi
dence .lotirunl.
Censorship of Coiitlu Papers,
Foreign comic papers nro being sub
jected lo a strict censorship In tier
ninny Just now. A speclnl lookout Is
being kept for those published In
Amerlcn which contain pictures con
bldcred disrespectful to tho kaiser.
Cigarettes lor Htilisutlbei-s.
til Pals, which Is a pushing paper'of
Iluenos Ayres, offers to give every
subscriber for tlneo months nn equal
vnluo In tigareltes, so Hint the cus
tomer gels worth of news and to
bncco fitch for tho ono price.
Gossips nro people who go n round
stabbing reputations in the buck,
the uoHHowma neighbor.
Hiiluliirr TreiilniPiit Which llirectcd
it I'eriuiiiiciit Cure.
I'eoyile wlio nre i-mitiiituilly liorrow
llig hniisehohl uIciihIIs nud neglect tot e.
turn lliem nre nunoylug uelghbiilH. The
piohh-m of how In cure I hem or Die
luilill was solved In nu eli'eetlve Ihoiiub
somewhnl costly uny by one long mii r-
ferlng hoUHt'bolder. Here nre the rnels:
A new mnn bnil moved Into Hie nelKh
bnrhood, due of Hie llrsl things In
(lid, nfler gelling Ids goods Into Hi"
house, wns lo Imrrow n pair or steps
from Mr. HmlHi, who lived next door, j
Then he borrowed a linmmer, n hnli h i
el. n si-rew-ililvei- mid a gimlet, nil of
which IIiIiiks Mr. Mlnllli, being nu lie i
eommodiillng iiiiin, n Hit wed htm to
Inke, and nil or which tho borrower
promised to return "In n hrneo or '
shakes."
He vein I days passed, nnd nolle or the
nrlleles bail been relumed.
"I'll cure him," said Mr. Kmllh. j
About n week Inter tho mnn camo
buck with the screw driver, nnd apolo
gized for liavlnii kept It so long.
"Thnt'g nil right." wild Mr. Hmllh,
with a genial Hinlle, "but you had bel
ter beep ir now. I Imvo bought anoth
er." With n muttered npology. tho new
ncluhhor hurried hack, and returned
with the gimlet, the hnlehct nml tho
liamiii'-r.
"You nro vvctcomo to those," Haiti Mr.
smith cordlnlly. "I Imvo bought sumo
others, nml don't need them."
"tint "
l-'t'lmCa nil -l.t,t Vi !..... !...
They'll come hni.dv nbout the bouse."
Attain the man hurried nwny, nnd' M T",' "l 'V0, 11,0 Kdith-Wl.at makes you look so
wns returning will, the slep, when Mr. ' l;,w,"wn"nIto"?,"w ,lau"- dounrart. Jtuth? There must bo some
u.,.1.1. I Congestions immediately du-apiit-ar. I,.. i....- i.ii..
Hmllh, who wns Just going out, met
him.
"Why, bless me," he sahl, "you tiers
Hot bring Hie steps buck! I have got a
now pair."
Tho man kept the things, but he nev
er borrowed nuylhlng more of Mr.
Kmllh.
PAYING A DEBT7
(Irnllliiilc of it lliiwiillmi I'cforiiia u
Drunken Voiiiiu .Man.
"I Ihluk the moat slngulnr thing Hint
over hnppentd lo me," said it man hlga
In commercial circles In a Western city,
who wns relating ihe expeiionceA of n
nomowhnt checkered career to ft group
of friends, "wns In Hawaii.
"My father was a mlsHiniinry in those
Islands, uud 1 wns bum there. 1 c-aine
nwny nt an eurly ago, however, and
most of my life hits been spent In this
country, hut w hen I was it young man,
nml n rather toiiuh young man. too, 1
may say, I weul buck there once on a
visit.
"The first thing I did was to get up-1
ronrlutisly drunk. While I wns In Ibis,
condition an old man, n native, persuad-1
cd me lo go Inline with him. He took
mo Into his hoii-e. bathed my head.
gnve me some sinuig colTee, nnd talked
Hootmugly nml kindly to me.
" '(JU1 mnn,' I suid, 'u h it are you do
lug nil this to me for?'
" 'Well.' he answered me, 'I'll tell
you. The best friend I ever had was a
wlille man ami nu American. I wns a
Kor dnmkard. He made u man or me, ' lwlm' tli;u go uou loet to the
mid. I hope, n Christian. All I am ori po'ind, which impression I got from
ever hope to lie I owe to him. Whenever 1 "' I"J''r, although ho may not posl
I see nn American In your condition I tiv"'; iav,t' ,",,,,,t''1 '" aB n fact- "'
feel like doing all I can lor him. on nt - tl.Inj- I do know is that the result
count of w hat that man did for me.' I "l "'V'"'1 ,,f "'rVL,st ,vn8 ,m,t ,lie ,olal
"This U n little heller Kngl.sh than 1 iWt ?' '"' tH!no ttn9 more ""'O'-P'' i'
he used, but It Is the substance of It. i Ka,h' Pr,C8 r Punil thntt it for-
l -l'l..it .id III., h.mn tit ttwi tlitiliVI
I nsked bitu.
"'Mr. . n missionary.'
' 'Itud of mercy!' I said. 'He wns my
fitther!'
"(icntlemeii, that sobered me nnd, I
hupe. made a iiinu of me. It is certain
that whatever I nm to-day 1 owe to that
poor old Sandwich Islander."
Ono t'ow Skill,
An Intsnnce of military thrift nnd or
a red-tnpe system which Is not pecu
liar to (iermnny conies rrotn the l'rits
nlan war olllee. In ISiiil the guards
were breakrnstlng hurriedly. They bad,
on the previous day, taught the battle
of Soor. nnd had accomplished, alto
gether, a nine days' inarch. This win
lint the era of canned meats, nnd to
each regl'U'U't had been allotted n cer
tain number or cuttle, which had been
klued, skinned nml cooked; but while
the men were still eating, scouts came
in ltli the news that the Austrian
were near nt hand.
The men got Into innrchlng order,
nnd In n few minutes were In rapid
advance toward the enemy. The (lien
ndler (lunrds, conspicuous nlways for
their dispatch, hurried to nileh purpose
Hint they fulled to secure the skin of
n cow w hich had been made over to
them for rations.
When the ollicial who was responsl
bin
a si;
for the vnluo of the hide came lo
for It. It bad to bo reported missing. 1
luuuliies were set on foot, evidence ,
wns collected, nnd a voluminous cor
respondence lusting fourteen or lll'leen
months failed to account for the skin.
'mere linn been a cow. sue mm lieen
mnde over lo the guards. She had a
hide. The hide wns government prop
erty, representing it stun lled by olll
clnl tariff. The government must be
credited with that sum. The hide was
not forthcoming. Wlio should he re
sponsible for Its cash value'
It was at last decided that the colo
nel of the regiment should bo held re
sponsible nnf n year and a hair niter
the conclusion or the Seven Weeks'
War he wns requested by the war of
fice to remit Ihe sum of three tbalers,
the price, of one cow skin lost by the
Grenadier Uuni'ds. When the sum was
pnld, tho subject wns nt last ollkially
dropped.
Inseot I'ooil.
Those, who object lo eating meat at
the term Is usually understood will be
Intersted In learning of u new move
ment whose leaders oppose tho con
Hiimptloii of beer uud mutton, but nro
equally hostile to vegetarianism. A
French entomologist. M. Duglli, has
discovered n compromise which lie cor
dlnlly recommends In the shape of In
sect rood. Ho speaks on Hie subject
with uuthoiity, "having tasted several
hundred species or raw, boiled, fried,
broiled, roasted nud hushed Insects."
Hut the most popular Insect rood or nil,
ho declares, Is locust Hour, which the
llcdoulus lake boiled In milk or filed
nnd served with liee.
Paradoxical though It may seem, it
Is hnrd to touch a close mini.
CONGRESSMAN FITZPATRICK
Says Pe-ru-na Is a Splendid Ca
tarrhal Tonic.
( -iiiiin arnsri T. V fltri-atrli k
tf.. -r K' t;ii... .i.:..l. .
ii-'ii. j. i. i i k.ji.tu ii iv , i ,,iii;rcrs iiiiin j
from Kentucky, writes fmm tho.
National Hotel, Washington, I). ('., its
follows:
I "At IIIC solicitation OI 0 IrlentI I UKCU
"At the solicitation of a friend I used
your I'crunn and enn cheerfully rccom-
mend your remedy to anyone suffering
with catarrh or who needs a good
tonic. ""T. Y. FITZI'ATKICK.
a (i,..i T....IC
ro-ur-nn is n natural and emclent
nervo tonic. It etreimlhens and re-
stores tho activity of every nervo in tho
body. j
Through tho uo of I'o-ru-na tho
weakened or overworked nerves resume I
! ,llt;lr."".lu"1 trcnKlh and tho blood
vuHis begin nt onen to regulate the
ure s Ii
appear
.mi", iiinv iiiuiiiiii iuu.
f iorrl. :ur,.l. I!uth-Tell jou tho truth, IMith, my
All phases of catarrh, ncuto or diron-1 marrio, life has ltccn a disaptioint
Ic, nro promptly and iermanently ,m.nt, Jtcforo wo were married all tho
cure.1. It is throUL'h its oK-ration ' ,,iri un ,n riin,inv, i. t,,,..- it
upon tho nervous syMem that I'c-ru-na
has nllnlnetl Hich a world-wide roputa-
turn ns n Miro nnd reliable remedy for
nil pharos ;f catarrh whetover locattd.
If you tlo not derive prompt and i-at-j
Isfactory results from the mo of Peru-
tn, write at onro to Dr. Hartman, giv- j
ing a full statement of your rae and bo
will l.o pleated to give you his valuable
advice freo. j
Addruts Dr. Hartman, President of'
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, 0. ,
A FAnMER'S EXPERIENCE.
Mow Many Dundlti Can You Bind for a
Dollar?
To the Kditor: Dear Sir I noticed
in your last ispuo an article headed
"Points on Ilimling Twine," in which
you cull attention to the fact that the
farmer should liguro on how many feet
he gds for a dollar. Anyone, without
much thimjit, would know that is the
imptirtunt tiling, nnd still we overlook
it, Is-ing caught by tho old halt ol
cheap price. It is not a question
whether tlio twine costs 10 cents n
pound or -ll cents a pound, but the es
sential point is how many bundles can
we bind for a dollar.
I-aft yenr I wns deceived in thinking
that the Standard Manila was n Manila
ill.ll. ""-I wvill lllivil A liffll HO 1 .1(1
Clover Ix-af brand of Tw ine,
which we .
nil know costs more per pound, but
which I am now convinced is tlie
eheupe.-t nml most i-atisfactory in the
end. We have all ti-ed it for a good
many years with pretty general satis
faction, but, in this as in other things,
we feel that it is necei-s.iry to make a
iinnge, in order, as wo imagine, to bet
ter our condition, and most generally
find that the change docs not accom
plish what we expected.
The Manila twine, Ising cheaper per
thousand feet than Si-al, from patriotic
motives wo ought to use it, as all the
Manila fiber in the world is produced
in tho Philippine Islands, nud it is cer
tainly to tho interest of tho Pacific
Coast farmer to develop trade with that
country as much as possible and 1
have read that all tho Sisal comes from
Yucatan, with which country wo can
havu no trado from this const, and as
long as it does not cost us anything to
bo patriotic and trade with our own col
onies, why shouldn't wo do it?
FAKMEIt.
One Way of Savinj.
It.tcholor So you're married, eh? I
suppose your wife saves you a good deal
of trouble'.'
lienedick Well, she saves every lit
tle trouble that comes to her during
Hio day so that sho may bothor nlo
with it when I come homo nt night.
riuiaueipnia lieeord
xiio Kind vim iiuvo Always nought lias uorno tlio tlgnu
tni'o ol' Clias. II. Fletcher, and lias been nintlo uuder lils
iicrsonnl supervision l'or over JJO years. Allow no ono
to tlcecivo jou in this. Counterfeits, Imitations nnd
" sTitst-ns-jrootl " nro but I'tiietiments, nntl endanger tho
licnUli ol' Clillilfcn Kxiciieuco nsrulnst ISxncrlniont.
What is CASTORIA
Cnstoiia Is a lianulcss substltitto for Castor Oil, Paro
Borle, lros ami Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Illorphiuo nor other Narcotic
sitbstnucc. Its ajro Is its puarantee. It destroys AVonns
nud allays I'ovciishncss. It cures Dlurrlioea and 'Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething' Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho
Stomach and ISnwcls, (rlvhiir healthy and natural sleep.
Tho Children's Panacea Tlio Mother's Friend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Boars tho
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THC CKNTAUH COMPANY, TT MURHAV STMCT. NSW YORK CITY.
Explained.
"And liaviin t you got any mom
money?" ntki-d tho sweet young thing
filing (iininoi nt the cliutcli fair.
"Yes; I've gut n dollar," reluctant
ly mluiitted tint nnfortunati) but truth
ful young man. "But I put It in thu
cole of my stocking boforo putting on
my bocs o us to bnvo somotblng to
pay my car fnro liorr." Ilrooklyn
Kuglo.
nntlff r
aft'rmit Uf'aiunflir Kllaa'tOrrat Nrrt
n-nCt-r, S-n.1 for Kit I! V. H i.00 It 1.1 U-dla an-l umiI
!. Iia.ll.ll KLli.l.M..milttl,St.,ri,lll-lpl,l.l'
Mil Ides of Friend. Mp.
"Tlio best way to dostroy your on
emlos," said tho man with n gontlo ua
turn, "is to mako thorn your friends."
"Yo," answered f-'onator Sorghum,
thoughtfully, "but sometime that
costs n heap of monoy." Washington
Star.
I'Uo's (hire for ('oiisiinintlnn Is sn infal
lible medicine fur roughs snd colds. S
W. Hahuii.. Ocean Orore, N. J., Feb. 17'
1MJ.
Anxloui Only About One TMnj.
'rl I i... i.t it t.t... I..
K""HJ rmur uu inu iuvo i.orn-j
stopiwd at tho gato.
"I am Death," ho raid to tho nick
man who was watching from tho win-
,,JW.
j ..Yon aru welcome," replied tho lat-
tor and added in a whisper: "If you
valno vmir Ilfn. don't let mv wlfo una
you tying your horso to that tree,
She'd never let anybody do that."
rhilaielphia I'rcss.
The Spirit of Strife.
,l,.'t appear that any of them want
ililn. I ahould be so bannv If ono or
two of them would only try to steal him
ouav fron. me'lteton Transcrint.
No Netd to Worry. I
Professor Snore is very absentmind- I
cd. His sin rushed into big study one
morning and exclaimed:
"Jiitt think, father! I've swallowed
n pin! What shall I do?"
"Ah, well," replied the big man, '
"don't worry about it. Hero's another
pin."
A Band Knee.
Crfntlemen I have (treil pluiure ia bcarliif titi
mnny In the ntcriti of M Jat.,ba (hi
Some time agi I l-ad a Urge an ellinjc form oo m,
knte which cauted much pain and Umeneta It got a
had (hat I wat unable to fulluar my employment. I
tned almoit everything without receiving benefit until
I uted St Jac-iha (hi I gi.l telle! from Ihe firit appli
cation and tc("re finishing th firtt bottle I wat able
to resume my dutiea and the second bottle completely
cured me, which belore utlnr St. Jacobs Oil seemed a
tiling almost impossible, as I had almost lost the use j
o. my teg.
I can as!
Oil whenever I have a chance.
Youra truly thankful,
W. WALLACE,
Paterson, N. J.
To-day is a good time to begin (if you
have not ahcady one so) to take Vogeler's
Curative Comund. That nervous trouble,
that dull headache, that bad taate in the
mouth when awakening in the morning with
Ihe usual offensive breath, that poor appetite
for breakfast, indigestion, dull, heavy feeline
of the stomach, that tired feeling are all
evidence of a weak digestion and impure
blood, which can be cured permanently by
taking Vogeler's Curative Compound. The
cures effected bv this marvellous medicine
are not fictitious or temnorarv. but are real.
radically complete and hence lasting. Send
'-day lo the proprietors, St. Jacob's Oil,
Ad- Baltimore, Md, for a free sample
bottle.
:CJJ&GONRoO0paRlflft
'77V HEALTH RESTORER.
USE IT!
BISHOP SCOTT ACADEMY
rortlaml, Oregon. Founded 1S7iX
h Home School for Boys.
Military and Manual Training.
Write for Illustrated Catalojua.
ARTHUR C. NEWILL, Principal
Summer Resolutions
kk lieeley Gure
Sure relief from liquor, opium and tobacco
habits. end for particulars to
V... Inniitiitn Moved to 420 Williams
Keel8Y Institute aw.. 1-o.tui.d. or.c.u
N. F. N. U.
No. 311003.
WHEN writing to advertiser! please
mention thla paper.
Signaturo of
s
U44
Weak?
1 1 suffered terribly and was ex
tremely weak for 12 years. The
doctors said my blood was all
turning to water. At last I tried
Ayer's Sarsaparllla. and was soon
feeling all right again."
Mrs. j. w. riaia, Hadlyme, Jt.
No matter how lone you
have been ill, nor how
poorly you may be today,
Aycr s Sarsaparilla is the
best medicine you can
take for purifying and en
riching the blood.
Don't doubt it, put your
whole trust in it, throw
away everything else.
ilMlbotlll. All YDtflltl.
Aik your Attrr what tia thlnki ef Ayart
fUraaoarllla Ila knowtall ahoitt thll rraail
old fatntlr maiilflna. rollow hit ailrlea aatf
auj vm aan.uiwi
J. C. Arsa Co.. Lowall, Mm.
Sad Diy.
Mrs. Orumbler To'lay is the anni
versary of our wedding day.
Mr. Grumbler Well, you needn't
remind mo of it if it is.
Who Could Blame llim.
Ethel (coyly) What a pretty mouth
you havol It ought to bo on a girl's
face.
Jack I seldom miss an opportun
ity. Princeton Tiger.
DuaaiEs.
Olve better aatlnfartlon than anythlncon
the market at anylhlnjr like the prices be
cause they are made of good material, to
aund "Oregoo roads" Iron corners on
bodies, bracts on ehatta. heavy aecond
KTOwtli wheela, acrewi-d rims. If you want
tofeelauretbatyoa are icettlns yoor mon
ey'a worth, a.k for a "flee Line" or a
Mitchell" (lienoey) Buggy. Wa guar
antee, them.
Mitchell, Lowla A Slmvmr Co,
SeatUe, Spokaoe, Boise.
Portland, Or.
W iMuaitu dtiott are
ma-Hty tie orjf uupurtta
ana American irainrri,
tifiuumr raieni i arena
Aatonat Kangaroo.
7 avast Ctr IftUft masral
nlBtH4j,
,i9iicetnr eat eqf sata:
inun.
748.700 Pain.
1,500,720 Pain.
Jiutinttt UjtI Tham
IfouUtti in at Yean.
llearaM aaavac
aUUb!Ufcff4 HI.
TX)K mora than a quarter
of a century tlie repu
tation of W L. Doug fa'
Shoes for ftyle, comfort,
andve-ir lias excelleU all
other makes. Iher are
worn bf more men in ail
stations of life than any
other make, tecauie they
are the ouiy lSho that In
every way equal (5 00 and
$6.00 shoes. They are tlie
standard of the world
This is the reason W. I.
Douglas makes and sells
more men's 83.50 and 3.00
shoes than any other two
manufacturers. A trial
will conrlnee yon they are
lao ue ia iae woriu.
W. L. DOUGLAS $4 SHOES
CANNOT BE EXCELLED.
Sold byG3 Douglas stores In American
Cities and best shoe dealers erery where.
CAUTIOV. Tfci f ( at W.L.D
glM Pin at.4 prlt ilup4 Wiles,
Hhott bv matt, 33 etnti trtnu
JltuitrateU Catatogu$ frtt,
W. T IimmT.AS- llrorktnn. Masi.
a-Ka T
WX.J
STRONGER AND BETTER THAN COMMON HALLOCK'S OR ANY OTHER HURRY UOX
NEW PATENT FOLDING BERRY BOX.
No Staples. No Tacks. Opens like a paper box, ready for use,
lM.MlS.NSK SUCCESS.
SAMPLE BOX FREE. LAMBERSON, PORTLAND, OR.
w
S For 7J Years McCormick
for harvesting; the
Tlit McOvrmlcfc (O. K.) Line of Utidtn, Mowrn, Klcifcr, Ratti and
Rtapm U dcr!bd In the FINEST CATALOGUE VER PRINTED.
Srnd for one FREE to
A. H. BUYLAlN,
McCormlcfc
Forced Out
I The trrrlbln calamity that hiia barallan
a larffn clothlna; tiotiao.
A. II. Nathan A Oo., ,1'uablo'a Uriel
Ictnthlrra, wltlt nn ratahllah.d raplllallott
of over 90 .years for carrying only th
r.lsheat srailes ot mens, lairs' sml chil
dren's clothing, hn nnd furnlslilnss,
wcro forcnl from lliclr litilMlnit, which
wiia Intant ovor Iholr hanila wlllmilt nrv
vlniia notice, Juat nt tlio tlmn wh(n thlr
ImlPbtednraa for Dili araaoit' uooda (ell
ilur.
Nnt tlim able tn flml another Incntlnn
In I'nrblo ndniuatn to illatmaa nt thair
InrKO atnek nt Ililn unrortiinntn tltnn
thoy wrrn comix-lltnl tn movn tlilr aloolt
whcrfi thoy cnulil rrnltia nn It nnlckly,
to anvo Ihplr Konil nnmv, nml choiw Pnrt
liiml nn tho Ix-at plnco, (relxht rutM bo
Inn cheaper than to pnlnta In lha Inltr
lor. Their Immanaa atock nf 1",000 worlh
of men's, bova' and chlldren'a olothlii,
ah ooi nnd furniahliiKi. etc, hna bneu
moved Into tho larifo atnrcroom,
107 FIRST STREET
Bet. Washington and Stark, Portland
Oregon,
where thl mnKnincont atock will bo
aold out at retail for
33
PER CENT LESS THAN
MANUFACTURERS' COST
FOR TEN DAYS ONLY.
Thla la n tremendoua ancrlflce, iih wa
wero conaldered very clone buycra by lha
trade. You cannot appreciate what a
Breat reduction thla la until you aeo the
atooda and prtcea.
i
Don't Miss This Raro Opportunity
nf gettlni the bluneat baricnlna In clolh
Inif. furnlahlnita. etc . ever offered to the
peoplo of Portland, a.i you may never ba
nble to sret a chance like thla araln. Ila-
low wo quote a row price to allow what
tremendoua ancrlllrea we are making.
Juat think of the following proposition,
and remember that all uooda priced In
thla advertisement can be bought back
any time durlnjc the eale:
A line ault of Men'a Clothes, all (TO HO
to match Jti30
Thla aulf la positively worth (12.60, or
your money refunded at any tlmo durlnr
the aale.
Men'a Fine Sulta and Overcoats, nn
In chelvnts and Scotch plaids J)'ri30
Worth JU, or your money refunded at
any time during tho aale If you are not
rausiicu.
Men'a splendid Sulta and Overrnats.
tn velour. fine flnlah caasl- nc
merea; all alzea tpJiOi)
I'osltlrely worth SIS. or your money
back.
Silk and Satln-llned Dreaa Sulla and
Overcoata. In plain, check and (t7 QQ
striped colortnr 4)i30
They are positively worth J22.
Men'a extra fine Dress Sulla nnd Over
coats. In all the latest style and shadea,
heavy allk and satin lined, equal to
the finest tw tailor-made (F 1 O A Q
garments for P I itO
Don't fall to nak to aeo these garments.
Men'a finest Waterproof Overcoats, mak
er's guarantee ticket on every PC OO
coat: worth M to vPUiiJO
Don't fall to eee them.
Men'a fine Dreaa Q0
Panta 30C
Worth J3.W, or your money refunded.
Men'a fine Trouaera. for SundAy wear, in
worstrds and fancy stripes njg
Positively worth jj, ii arid t7, or money
refunded.
Boys' finest Sulta and Over- (TO AQ
coats, worth t5, JC and 17 3.,'lO
Boys' Sulta and Overcoata, CO f)0
worth H.M vbtCibO
Thouaandi of Children's Sulta to choose
from.
1.000 pairs of Boys' Knee Pants
worth 1
Men'a beat quality reinforced
Unlaundered Shirts, worth St..
Fine Dreaa Shirts,
worth H.50
Men's fine Silk Embroidered Sus
.12c
29c
39c
8c
3c
12c
penders, worth tc
Good Heavy Socks,
worth 35c
Over S.oou Neckties In all shades,
worth from 00c to ll
Men'a Handkerchiefs.
worth 3Cic
3c
Mackintoshes, odd Coata and odd Veata
at your own price; 3000 other articles, too
numerous to mention.
I Men's Flna Underwear at less than
j half the cost of production.
SHOES. (Small.)
Men's velour Calf, worth 13.50, rg
Men'a fine Vict. Kangaroo and Box
(-.air, worm
at
Men's Cordovan and Kangaroo
Welti, worth It.S). at
$2.'48
$2.98
Men'a flneat Welta. In Vict and Willow
Calf, regular J3.00 shoes, rjjg gg
Boya' anil Youths' kangaroo r 1 nrj
Calf, worth K.HT. at I
Little Gents' Nobby Shoe. nn.
worth 3. at yOC
These are all up-to-date 19)2 goods.
Do not confound this with so-called
cloalng-out aales, etc.
This Is a Legitimate Sale
We must raise the money necessary to
satisfy our creditors' claims. Positively
no goods sold, and no one allowed In the
building until
WEDNESDAY, HAY 21
At 9:00 A. Al.
SALE POSITIVELY CLOSES SATUR
DAY NIOIIT, MAY 31.
A. E. Nathan & Go.
107 First Street
Between Washington and Stark Sts.
PORTLAND, OREO.ON.
Mall orders carefully filled. Railroad
fare paid on all purchases of $23.00 or
over.
(rt
has manufactured machines &
crops of the world.
Lrenerai Agent,
Harvester Gx, Portland, Or.