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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 8, 1901)
The Small of the Back Tlmt Im whom nomo pcoplo col weak nil tlio tlmo. Tlioy nro llkoly to ho (IcBjionrimit mill It Ib not umiBiml to find them borrowing trouhlo na If thoy hadn't ciioiik'i "lromly. Tho fact In fliolr klilnoyn aro weak, either naturally or hccaiiHo of HloknoaM, oxpoauro, worry or otlior InlluuiicoB. "J urn thankful to nr," wrllM J. I,. Camp. tell, of HKmnrq, III., "that Hood's Harsopa till haa cured tne. Kor many yrarn I mi IroiiMrtl wild Itnvkarlir. M times I was so ttil I had t bo helped from tlm hrd or chair. I tin now writ arid stromr and f rr o from flri." What till if real niotllelijn did for lilm It has tlono for vtlmm. Hood's Sarsaparilla TroinlHOH to euro mid koojw tlw jiroinlHO Ik'glu treatment with lIood'H toduv. Illi Experience. "Hiispeine," sighed tho condemned man. "All, my young frionilj you dun 't know what moments of torturo arc" "Oli, yes I do," interposed tlio eal-1 low youth. "I linvo often out quietly with only a dime In tny pocokt while; my heat girl leisurely porsiicd tho menu of a French cafe." Chicago CASTOR A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought BonrH tho Signature or A Oenulne Surprlte. I lor Mother I sjuv him kin you! . I am terribly allocked. I did out imagine for a moment ho would duro tnki- such a liberty, llirnolf Nor did I, ma. In fact. I l.t him a mir of glove liu daren't! llio ikljrn. N. Y., (lot. lilt. -Alter Inveatltfat j Int. li.rflntil Tra. u lill-h ta nllltu lililvi-r.Mllt- ' a. knmvld!o.l lo In! Itio Wat (Hilly rcrm-d), It la ik.i dlHUiill to explain In tirca-lt Is tli inriliclnu (nr (idol) IIKHtll.TH. It li inanil (i turrit lien-by tlm Oat n!d T- Co. Ill llii-lr new an ! attracting Moratory Hint ! inrvle 'liUr ffiMii Imixn, irwil mi l withal health rMiiK II Kit MM. Unrflel.t Tea la the OIlKilNAI. herb cure fur roiiitlimlliin ml sick headache Where He Wai. A littlo four year old occupied an iijier Iwrth in a sleeping car. Awak ening onco in tho mlddleof tho night, Iiiit mother linked him if ho know whore ho wan. "Tourso I do," ho replied, 'Tin in tho top drawer." CITQ I'armaiwntl Curt.!. l.'o tjla or ncrroiuM lllO afl.r (lid !' iof Mr Klina'aOr.at N.rra litrr. UiKirurVltlllttti.O1iUIU.iilfi.IUMt. Ut. i'.ll.ll Kti.l.l.l..ii Atci.l)t..rUi.llI.U.I,. Iltlpfu! Illnli. "Aro you thy man who used to writo articles ahout 'How to live on Ten Dollar a Week?" asked tho cnller of tlio palo gentleman with tho bulging hrow. "I um lie," responded tho palo gentleman. "Well, say, won't you givo us ono on 'How to Ituild n Thoncand Dollar Cottage on Five Thousand Dollars''" Iliiltiiiioro American. (It is REFRE551 And Acts ti Pleasantly and Qently. OVERpO 11 PERMANEMTLY n With many millions of families Syrup of Figs has become the ideal home laxative. The combination is a simple and wholesome one, and the method of manufacture by the California Fig Syrup Company ensures that perfect purity and uniformity of product, ( which have commended it to" the favorable consideration of the most eminent physicians and to the intelligent appreciation of all who are' well informed in reference to medicinal agents. , Syrup of Figs has truly a laxative effect and acts gently with out in any way disturbing the natural functions and with perfect -freedom from any unpleasant after effects. In the process of manufacturing, figs are used, as they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinally laxative principles of the combination are obtained from plants known to act most bene ficially on the system. To cjet Hs beneficial effects buy ihe erjirerMarufactjrGd by LouiavillcKy. K) fort .3 ALE DV ALL DaUOOIOTfl A Dliijrctable Chiratlerlillc. Katlmrlno-I dutvHt that Mr. HiiKtou. Tlr- Margaret-Why, Kntlinrlno? ,. ' ,I,'!'H tl,. ,ln" "f ,,mn who al ways rnllH when yon aro expecting somebody else who doesn't como."-- MlO. Smllli'i Handicap. Itov. Dr. Th'lrdly-I wish to an nouiioo brethren ami nlHtoni, tlmt next Hiimliiy my piiico (,H puipu wll ho occupied hy tho Itov. Mr. Hinltlt. wo will now hIhk throo verweH of hymn No, mo, "Tliat Awful Day Will Hurely Como." Ciller II 1 1 Up. MlHtrcHH Jniio, have you over hocu fl'-Toml Klrl heforo? .laiio No mum; alius cook. MlHtrcHH Then, when it caller comeii you tako tho card, bIiow tho inly Into tho reception room and irliiK tho card to mo. I will thou IcU you what to do. Next afternoon: Jnno appoarltiK at tlm door of her mlHtroHn' hIUIiih room Culler down Btalra In th' hall. MlBtrcHH In tho hall? Why didn't you Hhow her Into tho reception room? Jano Hlio didn't havo no ticket. Mrliniila In I'nrln Itlmi, Tlm nxpoitmi of iiinliitn(iilit acliol In 1'nrlo Itlco In vi-ry lilli If wu coinliler the nmuiiiit npi'iit fur tin. tiiiiill iitimbiT of )iiiila I'lirnllcil. KiliK'iitiiin, Imwiivcr, la iilunyii nfiitlul to iic(t. In our conn irv llii. ihiIr urn lirlnie rdiicnK'd to tlm fart tlmt tlnri-la u mirciMiro fnrlnill)(i-lliiii. ilFi.i'i.ln. (innlpiitloii, iicrvoiiii mill inrtliirlii. Ii-kt mid nit nr, nod tlmt nii-dlcliii! la IlM,nii.r' Hiniimi'li Ittttcria. Trv It. Our I'rhntc Die Ktiunp lamer the neck of tlm bottle. Thoic Low Cliaracten. Greene That ftdlow in tho Hliort coat wiih a wonderfully lluont talker. (I ray Yen. I win wonderini! wheth er ho wim a labor agitator or only just a prizefighter. Ilootou TraiiHcrijit, TIiito la roora Cnlnrrli In Una aortlnn of tho cotimry llifcil nil nllii-r l.nia put trwthor, nil limit tlm laat f"W cnr auptiOacil to bo iili:iirnii.;. , or n H'fni IIIHIIV unr. iliH'iorR pro llniinr. il a R I'll Hi itlKT..f, mhI i f rrrllidl loost rrmeiUi.a, met ly ri,nilnily Ixlllnu to euro Willi li-cal (ti.ttini'Mt, priuioiiriieil It lifurnble. Nplriwn Im'. j.rn'n emarrlito ti iiMiii-tliii. Ilonal .:( . i. nil u.r. lorp rnf ru punatllti. tuinnl It u u.i'.i:. :.".' i"A'..ir!i ' t", i-inn Ulki'turrit lijr I". 1. riiriirjr Ko., Tolcilo, Ohio, la i l.n i.iiljr riiii.tltiitloiifil I'litnim tlio mnrkct. It la tdki'ii Intcrimlly In ilo.i a (rum lOilropalo a, .-iii..Miiifut. It acta illnrlly on tlio liiooil aria iiiui'oua auriarca 01 ineayaiem. iiipyiiner oiui lintiilri'il dollara (or any rax. It (alia to rttre. Keml (or rlrritUr anil ti'atlrnonlftlt. Ad- dreaa, V. 3. t II KNKY A CO., Toledo, O. C'M IT llrtlKllata. ;CiC. Ifall'a family I'llH am Die beat. Illller Experience. Mrs. HaHln Kano Oh! IlnHln; Ihuro'H tho weddltiK march. Do you remember when wo marched up tho iilnli! to it ten years ago? Mr. ItalBln Kane Yoa, and I havo been marching over alnco. Mother, will find Mr. WIntlow'a Sontli. '.lift Hymp the hem remedy to use lor their children during the teething period. Expert Testimony. "JenkitiH Iiiih jutit wroto a book on 'How to uccccd.' " "I wonder if it will Iks a success." "It oiiKht to bo, JcnkiiiB Iiiih failed at everything olao." I'lto'a (Ttiro fur Ooiiaiiiiijitloit la nn infiil-lllili- medicine fur cmiftlia nud cnlda. N. W. iUwur.r- Ocean (Irovo, N. J., Kcb. 17, 1IXO. Very Probable. Teacher What led Columbus to concludo tho world waft round, bright Hoy Well, his cxpcricnco with it proved that it was anything but fcfpiaro. Iloston Transcript. Frrxoico,CI. PRICE many tdohbus A TKYING OCCUPATION VOll WON! UN WITH DKLICATB NEKVES. Ilin llaaril Work l?ntlril l,y tlin Olmrea. ofnHRliool lloitiii ttflnii Onuari tlio lltrnltli to llrnnk llitwii, tim tht Trlliunc itinntnimUi, Minn, Tenohlng nciiool is an occupation whloh has many attractions for cul tured women, but it alto has many drawbacks ami often airccts their healMi seriously. Imperially is this so in tlio ciuio of women with delicate nervous systems ami those with a ten ilciicy to piilm -jimry troubles. Miss Mary K. l'owers, of HINwortb, Wis., is a.teacher wIioho health was broken down by tho hard work which tho ohurgo of a largo school entails. Slio says : "During tho winter of 1808, whilo teaching school. I becamo subject to nervousness, which grow worse until my whole system was run down. My back ached anil at times I was bo dizry that I could hardly stand. My limbs were swollen mid always tired, so that I felt no more rested in tho morning than when I went to bed. I was also troubled with a cough and tho food I ato did not strengthen mo. This condition, accompanied by pal pation of tho heart, kept up for sev eral months until in March, when I read about Dr. Williams' I'ink Tills for I'alo I'coplo in a Juneau, Wiscon sin, ncwspaH!r. "I began taking tlio pills and in alKJttt a week I noticed a change for tho lietter. I felt so encouraged by this improvement that I kept on tak ing them until I had used three boxes, and was entirely cured. -I always keep I'ink Pills by mo and I tako them occasionally wlion I ft el tho need of a tonic. "I licliovo (Irmly in tho good dono by I'ink Pills for Pale People and bnvo iidvi-ed many of my friends to use them." ' All tho elements necessary to give new life and richness to the blood ii ltd restoro shattered nerves jtro con tained in a condeiibod foim, in Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo People. They are an unfailing specific for sucli disoiiMm as locomotor ataxia, partial paralysin, St. Vitus' dance, sciatica, neuraluia. rheumatism, nervous headache, the after cIVects of the grip, iialmtatiou of tho heart. Dale and sal low complexions, and all forms of weakness. At all druggists, or direct from Dr. Williams Medioino Co, Schenectady, N. Y., 60 cents per hox; six boxes Jjc.ou. Way They Played Partner!. "They had been married a year be fore anybody knew It, and oven then their Bccret was discovered only by accident" "Indeed?" "Yes, ono ev ening at a card party, thoy thought' lesslv nlayed tiartnora. and tho way thoy quarreled let tho whole thins out!" Detroit Free Press. WEDS Kve-v man. wonia-i ami chIM ftnfTe coltla. attimn, crni pnu- rontuinptinn lo write ua. Antrlruii I.uiiif ilnlm t'nil Co., Clmtiutiooga, ivun. A Pekin Mujlcale, From tho pagoda of tho late Prlnco LI Sum Whot wo heard strains ot strango and weird Riuslc. Turning to tho guide wo naked "What causes that peculiar melody! "Why," ho explained, "that Is ono of our soldiers playing on his loot Baltimore American. YoHWHY JOt PER BOTTLO WOMAN AND PEDDLER SHETRIED TO EXPLAIN, BUTSAW NO OHENINQ. Ife Wn n GooJ Tnlltor, but Could Not Convince the Woman of the Homo that IIU Ojoda Were of Any Prac tical Uie .o Her. "Uood mornlntf, madam. May I ask If you are troubled with rats about your premises?" said' the man at the door, imsllngliig his pack. "We're nearly worried to death with them," replied tho woman of the house. "I am not surprised to bear It," he rejoined, opening his pack. "Kalse deli cacy prompts tunny persons to answer that (itit'stlon in the negative. The rat, like the human race, exists. There Is no home, howe'er so well defended, but Home live rat Is there. Doggerel, mad nine, being a slight variation of mi ef fort by the late Mr. Longfellow, but ap plicable to the case. The rat may. serve some good purpose, but It doesu't lit In with the general scheme of civil ization, and mankind does well to use all honorable means to exterminate It." Here ho took out a curious piece of mechanism, made chiefly of wod uud wire. "Chief among the agencies for the ex- tcrmluatlun of this tinlvcn.nl pest," he resumed, "Is the Invention 1 shall now have the honor to show you " "Why, It Is " "You are right, ma'am. It Is. It's a rot trap. Not one of the wretchedly Inelllclunt things commonly dignified by that title, but a trap constructed on sci entific principles. It takes advanagc of a well-known weakness of rat na ture, which heretofore has never been "Yes, hut we've " "Pardon me. I was nbout to say that this trap approaches the rat on Its' weak side. A rat, niadame, lias two of the characteristics of the average hu man being vanity and curiosity. Ad vantage lias never been tnkeu of thb fact heretofore for commercial pur poses. If I mny so express It. The op eration of tills device Is exceedingly simple. Here Is where you place the halt, preferably a bit of cheese, al though any thing savory and toothsome will answer the purpose " "We've got " . "Plenty of cheese, doubtless, you would sny. It Is well. Having placed the bait in position, you press back the spring In this way. nnd sot the trap In n casual manner near the place where the rat usually emerges from Its retirement. Not too close. remcinUer The rat Is a suspicious iimmni, nn.l seems to be gifted with a detective In stlnet which Is more than can be said of the ordinary detective. When a rat comes forth he Inspects the trap from n safe distance. Here Is where you ob serve the strong point of this trap. Do' you notice this mirror, cunningly ec nt nu upright angle In the rear of the bait? Filled with curiosity, or It may be vanity for who shall fathom the depths of a rat's mind? the doomed animal, seeing his reflection In the mir ror, advances toward the trap. Tito nit In the mirror seems to conje to nice him. Then the bait attracts his atten tlou. He seizes It. nnd the spring, re leased from Its tension, nt once " "Say. now, there Isn't a bit of use In your talking to nie. We've had a trap exnctlyl!ke that one lu the house for the Inst three weeks, and ' 'Do you mean to say, ma'am, that 'Yes, sir, I do. We've tried that trap nnd It's no good, ns a gift." I woulJn't take one 'Madame," he said, haughtily, nnd with the tone of an Injured man, as he put away the trap, shouldered his buu die again and backed down the steps, why didn't you say so?" RECENT INVENTIONS. Pottles and cans can be thoroughly cleaned by a new utensil, which Is formed of a hollow metal handle, car rying two spring tubes, nt the end of which are fitted bulbs of soft, porous material to scrub the bottle ns water is admitted through the handle. The cutting edge of n pair of shears are held tightly together by a new at tachment, which Is formed of nxsprlng plnte attached to one of the blades to press n pin through one blade to the Inner surface of the other, back of the pivot on which the blades swing. Cyclists will appreciate n newly de signed riding recorder consisting of n calendar, with spaces beside each day for the number of trips and distance ridden, a scries of disks being also pro vided to be set at the number of miles Indicated on the cyclometer at tho be ginning of each trip. A. Michigan man has Invented a high explosive shell, which may be fired from ordinary cannon, tho Inner shell containing the explosive being protect ed from concussion nt the renr by a vacuum cell. A firing plu Is placed In the point of the outer shell to slide In ward and explodo the shell as soon as It strikes. Mrs. Botha's Discreetness. Mrs. Louis llotha, wife of tho Ilocr commandant general, vindicates wom en against tho aspersion that they can not keep n secret. Tho most experi enced diplomatist was never more dis creet than this lady. ' During her stay In London sho was besought by Inter viewers and bombarded with letters. Put not a soul had tho least Idea of what wfts passing through her inlud. And sho has enjoyed shopping In Ile- gent street as If sho had not a caro la tho world. Thero's always a 13111) betwixt the sidewalk and the ship. FARM MACHINERY THE STAR OF STARS STEEL STAR VIND MILL. Km ball bearing In turn-table. Turin (retily to the wind. Hall Learlrnra tnruit In wheel, Injuring; lightest riinnlmc rptalltlea, and reserving Clement amount of rowur lor pntnplrijt. Galvanized alter mnklnjr. 1m lozcltier with KAhranlied bolt, l..iit".e-iin ttc-1 no part rati mat or net looa jind rattle. Welirht ntrtilator: pcrlcrt ritrnlatlon. So tprlnu in cliatiKd tenmo" with ever coange of teinKratiiri', and provr weaker with age. Kepalra alwaya on hand. Tin-re ililiifta aro wotth money to vou. Then why not bay a BTAltT MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER FQflTLAKD. OttEOON. COn - CLAIM MIS FOR PEINSIOIN L w.ii f Die I ceil IK'ORO, W.ehlng-on, D. C. ther will rf. Ivoriulclcrer.llea. II. 1th N. II. Vol. Stall 2Mb, C'orpa, Prosecuting claims alnco 1671. NOTHIf'O SO GOOD rO(t CHIGKZNS AB The PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD It makti Hens Lay and Keeps them Laying.' It cures Roup, Cholera and All Dlteaies. It itrengthens young chicks, and manes them grow. Prlca 25c and 50c. Hy ronn chickens commenced dying;, and after Icalae- four doten 1 pur chared a packava or your rHU'SUN POULTRY root), which atopped them fromdylnir and 1 LaaeconaUntlr kept U on haod ever amen I can recommend tt as Ju,t what Is needed in ratline poultry. C. K. UIOOIN, Latah, Wash. Proof. "My sister likes you," taid little Willie, shvlv. I "O, does she, Hlie7" exclaimed Mr. Swcllheddc, with interest. Here's a niokt-I, Willie; now, tell mo how you know she likes me, be fore she comes in. "Well," said Willie, convictingly, "I heard her suy you wtiz tho green est thing she ever saw, an' green is her favorite color." Ohio State Journal. Block llouies to Delend Rjllrojdi. A series of block houses are being built to defend the railway lines in South Africa. When the order to build thefco block houses was given by General Kitchener, a chain of them 180 miles in length was completed in a fortnight. Trifling that Costs. Neglect Sciatica and Lumbago Ard ycu may te disabled and Tcapscitated (or work for mar.y lent days. mum. I St. Jacobs Oil Will cure surely, right away, and save time, money and suffering. It Conquers Pain a Price, 35c and 50c, BOLD BY JILL DEALERS IS MEDICINE. 5 NNNNNSNVVNNSNVXXV BEST FOR CANDY 1 CATHARTIC J tiir.fl DrUADH will be paid 4)IW IwCYTreBAU' port to us ' some thine for, and furnish evidence upon which wo eta larttfMtf-W-W-ImlVaAaA f VEGETABLE f g I LIVER TONIC j JCd&S5 lNBULKj AND SUPPLIES. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, r oo tot Morriaoa Straau Can give yoa the best bargain la I'.tiiMit-s, flows, huiierd mill Knuij, i Win mill, and I'uinni and Goneral Machinery. See us before buying. I SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. ...Columbia University... Academic and Colbglater Halls. COUKHK'J-Claialcal, I.ltcr.iry. Sclenlllle anil Commercial. For particular apply to REV. E. P. MURPHY, President, University Park, Portland, Oregon. K J. IHIWK.V, Cnnat A tent, l'ortlnml, )reBnn Pointers for Souvenir Collectors Souvenir collectors will bo interest ed to learn that 100 large tables, six dozen chairs, twelve dozen work boxes. 11 desks, 24 dozen knife hand les, 24 dozen cigar cases, 100 dozen umbrella handles and over 10,000 pen holders have so far been made out of the only original surrender tree of Santiago, and the treo is nearly all there still. Kcw York World. A Coincidence. "I "uppoie it is merely a coincl- deuce," said the young man who is anx.otts to learn. "What is?" inquired the experi enced friend. , "'Ihe fnct that tho most sensational reformers have been men who wero so rich they didn't need any more money I or so poor that they had lost hope of etting any. asliington btar. Evidence. Struggling minister There was a stranger in church today. His WifL Well, what did be look like? Struggling Minister I did not eo him, but I found a five-shilling piece in the contribution box. Cassells fournal. V V V Unexplained. .. Author What do you think of my article in the Graphic? Critic It was. a rcmarkablo pro duction. One thing about it. I thought was particularly wonderful. Author What was that? Criitc That the Graphic ever pub lished it. I Summer Resolutions TAKE 1UK fcure relict bom Honor, oplnm and totmoas habits. Sand lor particulars to faalov Inelitnln Moved to -iO Wllllnm fcoBloy InSMlUIS, Ate., J'ortlaml, Urvson. N. P. N. D. No. 431001. WHEN met' nritlnir t advertlaora rjloaaa meiitlsn this paper. THE BOWELS 25 SO ALL DRUGGISTS. taste good. Eat them like candy. Ther remove any bad taste In the mouth, leav ing the breath sweet and pertumed. It li a pleasure to take them, and they ara liked especially by children, sweeten the stomach by cleanslne tha mouth, throat and food channel. That means, they stop undigested food from souring In the stomach, prevent gas form ing In the bowels, and kill disease germs ot any Kina mat Dreea ana ieea in tne en tire system. are purely vegetable and contain no mer curial or other mineral poison. They con sist of the latest discoveries In medicine, and form a combination of remedies un equaled to make the blood pure and rich, and make clean skin and beautiful com plexion. tone the stomach and bowels and stir up the lazy liver. They do not merely soften, the stools and cause their discharge, but strengthen the bowels and put them into lively, healthy condition, malting their ac tion natural. never grip nor gripe. They act quietly, pos itively and never cause any kind of uncom fortable feeling. Talten regularly they make the liver act regularly and naturally as It noma. Mney Keep tne sewerage ot tne ooay properly moving and keep the system clean. Increase the flow of milk In nursing moth ers. If the mother eats a tablet, it make her milk mildly purgative and has a mild but certain effect on the baby. In tills way they are the only safe laxative for th nursing Infant. taken patiently, persistently, will cure any form of constipation, no matter how old or how often other remedies have failed. They are absolutely guaranteed to cure any case, op purchase money will be cheerfully re funded. cost 10c. 2Sc, COc a box. Samples sent free, for tho asking. We publish no testimonials but sell Cascarets on their merit under ab solute guarantee to cure. Buy and try a box to-day, or write us for free samples and booklet. lllraa SIIBUIQ (SHOT CO., CHICiOO .r MIT TOMC to any reader of this paper who will ro. any attempt ot substitution, or sale of just as eood" when Cascarets are called convict. All correspondence confldentm.