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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 1, 1901)
Straw Show Which Way (he Wind Blows " Ami tliu oormtiintly lnorcnliig do nntiid (or, nml stonily growth In popu larity of, Ht. Jitcolm Oil among all climaoii of iiuoplo In ovury pirt of tliu civilized world hIiow eon)liilvuIy what remedy tint people imo Mr tliulr rhotiiniitlam ami bodily nolle nml jiulim. Fnotri upenk louilur than wortln ami tliu fact ruinalim tiiidlputul that tliu salo of Ht, Jacobs Oil l grontor tliiin nil other rmniliiiAforoutwiiril ap plication combined. It acts llko mug Jo, cures where cvorythlng duo Jul In, conqiuirri piiin. Thtlr Way. Tew If you don't lovo lilm, why don't you let him know it? Jcs Woll, liu sends nio flowers nml taken mo to tliu theatre, you know, mid Tens Hut, griicloiiH, I enn't h;o Ikiw you can pluy with hi atlVotlotiM that wny. JcuD I'lii, y? I call that "working" thi'in. Tlicro la mors Cntarrh In thu arcilon of tho country than nil other Olaeaaia put trip-cthcr, Mill lllllll win ,aai ivvf jvnrm wa. aujilNj.ru II, IHJ Incurable. 1'or (treat ninny jeara ifoolora pro- liotinrrii It ft lixal dlaeaav, nml j.r-rrllrt-il local rinviir. unci ujr rauiinnujr laimiK to cars ltli locnt treatment, (irotiiiiinreii it incurable. Frlitirii Iim proven catarrh to lo nroimtltu. ll()iilill-o, ttil lhilor rtiulrrciintltii. ttoiml (rr-altnmt. Ilnll'e Catarrh Cure, man nftrturt'il ly K. J, ChetierA Co , Tolciln, Ohio, ltllioinlycontlttitlatinl riirntm tho market. It l taken Internally In i!re Irom lOtlrniia to If o-"oiilul. It cle Olrcclly ou thn blood ami roiiconeaurfaceaol theayMetn, TheynHor line hundred dollar! for any cam It (alia to cure, Bond for clrculara ami teatlmnnlala. Ad. drcea. K. J, Cll KNK Y A CO., Toledo, 0. Hil.l l.y I)riiKll.7fK3. lfnll'a Kainllyl'lllaaretlielHiit. From Milwaukee. "Von, "mid tho haughty young wo iiinn wlio wim n Colonial iluiiio an woll nun "Daughter of thu revolution," "my Krent-Kroiit'griindidro full at Hunker JIIII." " Ico or Imnnna kin?" Inquired thu politu young man from Milivitti keu. Cluvulimd Plain Dealer. NO family, shop, ship, rump or per ion should be without Wizard Oil for every j n ufttl ncciJont or emergency. Helpful. Horns Niiggui, I am writing n story I would l.ko n nitnio for. It's fomewhat on thu plan of "Bhipi That 1'iim in thu Nijilit, hut I wnuttho title to Im) im dlllercut from that ua poaililu. Xiiggur How would "Elevators That l'limi in thu Daytimo dot Chi cago Trilmiiu. Mothers will flrul Mri. WIiisIow'b Booth. Ing Hyrui the beat remedy to use tor their children during tlio icctlilni; period. Which? "You can depend on that man's keeping hin promisor" Haiti tlio close, political advleor. "Yes," answered tho practical pol itician, "hut which prom inert in hu going to keep, those hu makox to mo or thoKo liu niakea to tho voters?" Washington Star. Social Importance. "Mam mn, how can you ask mo to marry him when ho has no nodal position?" "Hut, my dear, ho tolls mu he has inadu a million." "Hut even, witli that, it will take himaycarto got into society." Life. Worked Both Wayi. "It's n poor rule that won't work both ways," Bait! tho old gentleman as ho stood tho boys up back to back, and otioratcd tho rulor so that it caught ono or tho other of them, both going and coming. Chicago l'ost. Looked Ahead. Ho If you didn't Iqvo mo why did you marry mo? Shu Hecaueo you wcro tho only man I cared to bo divorced from. Brooklyn Life CITC rrntnmllr Curt.1. No Ma or neriooinut THO an. r llrat ,(ar' inflr. KlIn.'aUrratN.rrt nottonr. Sw1 for Fit K 14 -i,00 trial Mil. anl treat laa. lla.It.ll.KLIKE.LtilvllArcliSurbllaJalUla.fa, Pretty, But Fay How do you llko my now gown? May Its very pretty. "Do you really think so?" "Yes, indoedj I was just crazy to get ono liko it whun they camo into fashion two years ago." I am sure Piso's Cure for Consumption anvnl inv life three years ito. Mrs. 'litos. Komum. Maple street, Norwich, N. i.. Feb. 17, 1DO0. A Quick-Stepper. "He's a nico littlo horso (I saw him myself), and thoMcalcr says I may liavo him for a song. Would you advise mo to buy him?" "That Ueponus upon your eyo lor a horso and his car for musio." Brooklyn Life Saved for the Larger Event. Olanoy Oi hear yo jumped into a foight this noon and saved Jim Mo Carty from gottjng both his eyes blaukoncd? Oostigan Oi did ; Oi wanted to savo thim for Flanagan's wako tonight I Judge An Eternal Vow. Edith I supposo ho sworo to you "till tho earth grows old and tho stars grow cold," and all that? Ethel Oh, longer. Ho sworo to lovo mo until that Ohineso indemnity was paid. Judge. BMjiiaiinni .flu'i , ) .-i.pij.i) t.nt in luhls nntitt Ait ti in? km LSI Beat Couih fljniD. Tutea uooo. ua- gi BH lBtima. Sold bf druf lata. CI ri'iTiTiiir-anMnWanifBawniin w i imii am i ajaaaa i am SHEEP MEN 00 TO LAW. Owner'i o( Utah l lotki llrln. Damage Suits Agalnil the Idaho Authorities Hall Lake, Oct. 28. Utah sheen men who had no much trouble with tho Idaho authorities early in thu HUinmer over tho (titration of grazing Utah sheep in Idaho, havo begun MiiitH in tliu Third tlintrlct court to recover tlamiigra, Thcro were nino cults filed in all, eight of them for diimngi'it to tho Hocks and ono for nialigloiis iiroseoutlon and damage to chaiiioter Tho nggregato amount of dntiingoM claimed is $:M,47. With tho excujition of the com plaint of Hliafor, thu allegations are all sfnillar, and slatu'tlial on or about July. VI, 11)01, tho defendant un lawfully took poHsenslon of Hooks of sheep belonging to tho phiintiirH and grazing on tho public lands of Oneida counjy, Idaho, and that by reason of Hit) fiction many of thu shuup tliud, and Jtrayed, many lambs wero prema turely born and a largo amount of wool was lost. The Inner Man. Mr. Hrown (to Mr. Green, who has Hlupticdin juHt.athupper time):r-Como on flruuii; sit donli anu tiavo a.llt'tlu something to refresh thu inner man. Willie. Hrown (in astonishment) Why, p.i, I heard you lull ma this morning Hint Mr. Oreun hadn't a hit of manhood in him! Philadelphia Kvening Htilletin. I.e-r mu. wni)m ami! ctilM an(T Inv w iti eolila, atthntn, crmiii, pnru rnoiila OM-fiimutotiilMi to rlt" ua. Alii-rlmu f.unlc llnlni I'ml Co.,0liatlarioia, She Knew. ' ' Mistress Did you toll tho lady ! was out? Servant Oirl Yty, ma'am. Mistress Did she seoin1 t'o'liavo'iiny doubt about it? - , Servant Oirl No, ma'am; sho said she know you wasn't. Ola'gow Times. Evidence. ' "Dooi Mr. Illiminins know much about horsu races? "No," answered the man, with a faded and experienced look. "How can you tell?" "Hy tlio fact thai, hu's willing to liot on thuin." Wahington Star. To Fit the Dlieaie. Littlo '1-year-old Mabel coming into thu room ono day and finding the baby with ono end of a door key in its mouth, exclaimed: "Haby, take that key right out 'of your mouth, or tho llrst th tic you know you will havo tho lockjaw." Glasgow Evening Times. IS A SUCtttt IF IT BEADS THIS TRADE HARK ITIft THE BEST OILED COAT IN THE WORLD. TAKE HO 3U CATAL06UE5 tUlt iHOWlNfl FULL UNe OP (iARMCNTS AND HATS. AJ.TOWER C0..P0aT0N.MAS5.4, SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, Foot of MorrUaa 8trt Can give you the best bargains In lliifnnva. 1'lo'ws. Hollers and Knginos, Win'i'mills and Pumps and General Machinery. See us before buying. Summer Resolutions IXKK 1UK KeeBey Cure ture relief from liquor, opium tad tobewaj hablU. Band lor partlouUra ta t lflau Inrlllllta MllVVll to 'io tVllllama KeelSy inSUIUIS, Ave., furtlmitl, Oreeuu. THE STAR OF STARS STEEL STAR WIND MILL, iiaa hall bearlnir In turn-table. Turna freely to tlie wind. Hall Lfarlnca tbruat in nbeel, Inaurlni llcbtest running qualltlea, and rcaorylnf ireateat amount ol power lor pumplnc Oilvanlied after making. 1'ut together with galranlaed bolta, double-nutted) no part can ruat or get looae and rattle. Wight regulatorl perfect regulation. No arrlng to chango tendon with every, change of temperature, and grow weaker with age. Itepalra alwaya on hand. Thcae thlnga are worth money to you. Then why not buy a BTAKT MITCHELL, LEWIS & STAVER OO. PORTLAND, OnEOON. n; r. Nt v. Mo. -190l. WOKN Wrltlnr U dvTtlfTS please mtutlon tula piper. WHAT mm i 1 1 M 8 jf 881 H 140 TACt. ' lW. I I (PLUG SMOKNG.) ll H ij iJir3'irr P4 I PS 3 s ft W U fij U W m iM"'3$""!rcK I rJ trrn$oi niHiKC ta fortes. 111 11 Nn I t T fV R I 1 I I T jS?&&!"ttr I H lr'-iw;r . ; ', -3 W I 1 I 1 J9P 1 1 raj I fflh I ""ulat j "'E. Rice, areenvllle," 'J T.," Qood Luck," VL fhiM I f TTS! "Cross Bow," "Old Honesty," ' Brandy wine," -tsaones. "1 r7Q''f'i I ,i" !. myiS "Jolly Tar," "Standard Navy," "Planet," Nep- ssdMtjMjf I p tune," "Razor," "Tennessee Cross Tie," "Granger ' ' f. I I 'iTrffl!lll&BiaMEriM (Two" Granger Twltt" UgVbetns equal to one of othera mentioned.) 3 H una - B5 40 llvrwi I &9!t5SSF TAOS MAY BE ASSORTED IN SECUR1N0 PRESENTS. TA"' WW I nunrAiH re Jttucs. i g eocAtr. MATCH aox lTi Our new illustrated II fj CATALOGUE OF PRESENTS I J 1 ((((tS tajiM ' will IhcTude niany articles not shown here. It will contain the M m hakous. Vwl t fWott.attractJveilit o Prsenta ever oftred for Tag and wfll ml U j r Pv I ft iWji be ent 6y mail on receipt of postage two cents. AA&slMfv I SpJi?' ' - (Catalc-'guo will be ready lor mailing about January ist, ipoa.J s3ESas I I Our offer of Present forTags will expire Nov. 30th, ipoju Z I I fr SJ '' ' CONTINENTAL TOBACCO COMPANY. tSSS??! I Klr ' Write, your name and address plainly on oufilJo of pTckages - I I HS ConUlning Tags, and send them and requests for Presents to WlJM 1 MW""' i .. C. Hy. BROWN, : ' m I 1 ' 7 St. Louis, Mo. rs agyft'ffij H sSS Xg ittrtATiMii vr ' ' 1 '"TQ I p I , 1. ( THE NEW PRESIDENT. A Prnyor. Not for tho silent chief whom Death Gently find sciluously keeps Within ft splendid calm; naught mars His well-won laurels wnero 110 sleeps. 1 Itathcr for him who newly stjtnds Half startled on a slipporyuioight, Liko a strong .falcon, which somo hand j Unhoodcd rudoly, whom tljo light Floods unforseen, hut who shall provo A wide-winged strength 1 .iorinm wo nrav ! Qivo him such wisdom swift and keen Ho shall restoro ub Yostorday. ' Dillon, Georgia. A Suggestion. "No. I'm not very woll impressed with tho house," said tho prospcotivo tenant, "Tlio yaw is ingnuuiy small; thoro's hardly room for is singlo" flower bed.". " : K'" "Tlllnlc SOI ropiieu. nio agum,; "hut or mighton't you uso folding flcwer bods?" Pliilaolphift Press. Hard to Identify. "That is Jimmy's hair, "said the football player, laying out his trophies after tho gaino,- 'and this is Hilly 's nTSso, and this is Tom's oar, and this eyebrow bolongs to young Rusher, but I can.'t jdontify this finger to savp md.'" Baltimoro American. llSTlf Not hMSr Politician (arranging for musio at a political', meeting) Isn't that a oig.pricor xou may noi navo to piny half a dozen nioccs durinc the wliolo evening. Urass Uand Leader Hut, my Hear sir, we havo to sit thcro and lis ton to tho spoeohes. Tit-Bits. -"Enough; Dut Nol SumcItnt. " Mamma What's, tho matter Wil lie? Didn't you havo a good time at tho party? Willie "Nawl" "Why? Didn't you got enough to eat?" "Yes; but I didn't get too rauoh." Philadelphia Record. Thirteen it Table. Mrs. B. Oh, Charles, wo can novcr sit down with 13 at tablo. Mr. B. Pshaw I I hope you aro not sp superstitious as that, Mrs. B. No, of courso not, but wo havo only 12 dinnor plates. Phila delphia Evening Bulletin. A Pour. Elsio MAmrna, wero you ever a child? Certainly, dear. All human be ings wero onco children. Elsie Really? Well, who took caro of the babies then? Philadelphia Press. The Real Thing. "Unole Tom, what is charity?" "Charity, Tommy, is finding good oxcuses for tho faults' of people we don't like." Dotroit Freo Press. Congratulations. "Did Polohuntnr have any success on his Arctio expedition?" "(Jli, yes I lie succeeded In getting back." Puok. A Report Ho How is tho now cook getting along? His wifeWell, I had to discharge her twico this morning, but since then slio's been doing fairly well. Yes, Darling. Mother (drilling Teddy for hip first party) And now, darling, what ' is a greedy boy? Teddy A boy who wants every thing 1 want. Tit-Bits. Useful Mr. Green. Young Lady Oh.Mr.Groon, I don't know what to do with Efiiot She's so miserabio becauso sho hasn't had her donkey ride. Would you mind giving her a piok-a-baok? Punch. That Friendly Feeling. Miss Olivo of St. Louis Wo cot absolutely pure milk in St. Louis. Mies Wabash (of Chicago) Yes. thnts one ailvantago of living in a country village Eacb 'o'ly "can keep a cow of its own.