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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 13, 1901)
itihtit are Humors i ppitipa. nrn , . ififrfr"' i nirn i inni ihm ...... i. . ijiii i ii.ui i'H ivii u iv i aii-1..4 n itiil-lif ft fit! 1(1 H ffitta yclm Anl Affi'ctlns tlio (.much. M - I ii jinn III flftrttrlivit iiiimim. . ... arfl ciiiim""-' " TWI ,1. ...... l.,li,.llj,il uiMII ' " ii.w iiiiiii it'll ii uiiiBriY ticum of K'iciiin, pimples ruul liolli, 111 WfH"l "("I r. d0(i(.y iiwtnircat tlioiimrlVPir I'ockeli. Mm. Ifiirilriin Do you mV(l t0 . . your liiiKlimiil for morn.y? K Mrit. Hly No, linloml! 1(1Mih. Iinrtlrun llow genoroim of Mm. Hly Yph; II In awfully Kon,i , Two .Stolliili Ncwipapm. In Woman's Life Aro Mado Dangor- " jr iuivic uaiarrn, L - - M"S. ....... i . j II " tfr a- Mi If I " "'nv I II II II I'll I III I IlllUfUIwi aw. a. riffist i - " iiir I'jiiiiiiinririi win ... I" ' . ... .... II. .a miaij.1.. ' flMfl lllii . . ' -MTU I ui.m rl v iiiiuji V... from i nriiii ' uumi'i,. rftHhur tlvn v liv Hvoh of Hull, yorltHhlro. The Leader's Definition, 'hftt In n contract?" naked I ho II" i.l. .... i "...ii...' V ""'"" ""Kl'-ri l lilnu Kri.iin.i (-Melon l,u. i,u Or miiiiI. f'llt- (I illli r V In lilM'i mi 1 1 .i , i .,.... i... inlil rr- mul ii p from niH pnpiir mm hmuicI int. r,.i,B tll ,.,im ,iB1.,.,;ll,",y , 1....1H1 iir i ii i m m'liifitir!! ir n ilia, in hi tm ... ......... . . , .. .llh nil'UPH - ... , unn n til ipr. Illlll Kill " .rwlUflMllLn. HKKIII 1 1 1 1t I f I Ml I (N II U m.lu il.l R.1' i.i fnii it ii tf ml t), i..wtMii(... Hint Uftiriitrtilf. Tim ln.i-.i m....... ..., J- ho Mill. "Tlioro Ih vtmnUlnr. """"L . l!!?.,':,.lrr:?. ' .libit wrl1. ,,n". 1 wn" 'Oll tjunilrcili. ..f liiilltitlmiH. mul In rnii.vwi. .1111 Wlliril A f.,l,i I f it ..I I.. " UlirH. llfTVIIII.lll.kM Illlll tlliiln.l.. jot mia w.l.,(b ,n r , - -Dliill! UIIL'L'IIIIH JUIIi Vllll'IIKfl I'llHI ' j . ... , iniiv in uriiunu. Stop Unit roimrtur. Alii wimi! Don't yon wniit to Imvo htm hoiiiI liomo mi itciount of your liorolnin? No, I ilon't want to lio mi Amurlam lioio mr u wock, mul iniiicliliiK-iJiu; for tliu nmt of rny llfo. I'Iki'h Curr I'Hiiniit he tun liinlllv nimhrn 1 """i1.' VV- O'lllUKX. rt2.' .. ..!?,,. v" MlniiraimlU, Minn., jB. .!.. la AH ftVKPV Itnv rt lit flta.nilna mmmI r iiifti nirr m win in uh unr Tuchablt. u'imblcton Hollo, old mnu! Hnvo WJ. nt? Qulmblcton- Yon; I've boon timch bf Mm to cat nut or my linuil. Ilu ntu iWr piece out of It yiiHtonluy. IIOIV'N TIIIHT vmifirOn Ilundrfil DolUri Iton.trt fn..n. dudl.ll.illi Hut MM liollcuicO tflUlJ'i (Mutbtlf. w.ik. tim!Mli(ll.'l.!io known K J i:ii, KU f. ill imr, nil ImiIIct lilin M-rpri:y kt'iililrix til I'U luriv lin..rt,,n. mul nil' ixiilr t'ir nuuiiy (illltilnDiiinlo l . it r Hrm. ' VbtA Tt;x, Wbolenlti I'liiiiil.n.T.ilnlo, Walmm KiNXAN.t Mtnvm, WlioltMulo Ilrngi.i, ToImIii. (). Iiil'lCiUrthCur U Ukvlilnlrrn.llv .rn,. tiKtlroBthaMmxt ami iniiomu .iirl.rr.ol mijiiKm. I'rlralv pi-r txmlt. HvM brill ttlilili. TrtllninaUla flic. mi i rtmuy nut no uio ii. Hit 1'ivoflle. "What Ih your fiivorlto piny?" UHkcil tli frlimil. "Onllnnrlly," miBwonMl Mr, HtorinliiKtoti IliirnoM, "It Ih limn lot. Hut whim iK.fit tlio monoy it Ih Undo Toni'n Culiln." IIii-kiIIiii; ami rri-illuK Jllrrul.c. Tim llilr.llnr. ii (nil i,l illirno i-itiii. llm l iswiiim m ilin mul ilaiiKBrimi In run-Ill ntlun l.M.niiM. kill iiiioi,ci ihriii. Iirnifclitt, inc. llird lo Su t. "IHIIInKi-r Ih h llttlo too captious." "WlmfH tlm mnttiir with him?" "He prnyiMl for rain, nml then urum lilivl Ih'ckuhk the water wiiHu't Iced." Cleveland I'lnln Poiilor. JfOU KNOW WHAT YOU AUK TAKING I JVlif n ni tnko (Imre'i ToiIcIcm Chll! Tonic Jcu. ) the lonniiU Ii i.Ulnlr t-rlnleiloii eTorr 'toltloiliowlnir thai it la lmtlrIroii ana Qui olno In n Uiic1ii form. Ko Curt, Ne far. loc. Old Not Mind i Drop. 0n ol Tlum. Mrs. HftlelKh Your frloml wn nt U eioltlon? 1 (UppoNo hIiu iww Mur rare ami curioiin u.inKH7 Cty arl),.r (t0 Scotch vll(nr nf.np Tb i Honr!cr--YeH, inn'mii. He ay. Hlinvlnic) l.lttlo bay rum. nlrT It bid nn cicellent cup of coffee. Hrothch vlnltor-Wcll. I'm nno found .... . . , .. 1,111 1 wa,lnn r"f,,8o drap o' Uolhtra wl II find Mn. Wlnaloif'l Sooth- whl.lnv li,iin.inir.i.in n.... , i i , "iM tm T .1..,. ' M....,, mnn. is. ojiuji nm urpi irniwii iu um ini .11111 dlllrtn durliii; ihq tc-rtliliiR period. Stmcd Straljht. "If I thouKht that any Klrl would nc- (tft mn," cnminll)' rnmarkod the baili fol Mr, Doylem. "I'd propoHo tumor-roT," IVhy not UiIh ovenlnn?" nuked MIbh Fotdlck coyly. Tbe affitlr win tnko plnca In'iiuout a Ecnth. Detroit Kreo rrt'HH. MIir An III Wind, Etc. Km. roptiroy Thoro'it that .Vtidoro pounillnK tlio piano. Mr. repprcy Yen. tho landlord will U hero shortly, and we'll unu tluit an u exruso to nave tno rent rcduccu. Pblladolphla I'rci. , Th llo.t 1'reacrlptlou fur Malaria ' jilll'i'iVl er,V, ,'botUo'OfOto'iTMtelf. i I thill Tonic. Illialimilr iron and oulnlna In ! a tajtelc.i loim No Curc. No 1-ay. Yrlco too. Mid Them Kctdy. Debt Collector I called to collect thoHu IjIIIh which Mr. Snips, tho tnllor, sent you. air. Hiiuuia You aro per fectly welcome to them. Hero they nru all In ono pocket. Stopm tho Oouch and Work Off tho Oold. Laiatlra Ilrnmo-QulnlnnTbl!.rnro a cold In ooo oay. no cure, No ray, rrlco ctnu. Unfamiliar. The Saulro I don't seem to know your face, my man. Do you live about hero? Old Hustle Yes, sir. But yer boo, I ain't often at tho public ouso! Punch .EEnr Mr Mntlillili. lliulitiT. Mrn. MuthiWo UioMer, Doniplimi. Aelij, myn: " HiilVend from catarrh for ninny yearn, hut sinco I have )W.i taking I o rii-im I ft.,.i utrong and well. I would olivine all people to try re-rti-na, Ah I iibciI I'o-rii-iui ti ltd .Man n-lin wliiio 1 wan piiHriing throiiKli tlio (muni; of life, I mn poHitively con viiimi your beneficial remedied have relieved mo from all my l'e-ni-im lmn rniHeit more women from Ix'iln of HickneH nml net them to work npiin tluiii any otlier remedy. Pelvic catarrh iH the tmiio of woman kind. J'e-ru-mi in the liaiio of catarrli in all forms and stages. Mm. Col. Hamilton, Columbus, 0.. says: "J recommend I'e-ru-na to women, be lieving it to be especially iKmeficiu: to them." .Send font free liook written by Dr. Hiirtmitii, entitled: "Health and ileauty." Address Dr. Hartmim, Columbus, Ohio. If you can't Bay anything good of a man you can at least have tho courtesj to Bit around and hear other people saj nun ttilncR. CITC rerminrnilr CurtU. Ho f,u or tirrToiuou ri IU aflrrflr.l !' i.mf lr Kllun'illrrnt Nrm llnl'irT. Hroillur HUin'.B.'.OIItiUl.m.nn.ltrriU. m. lo.ll.ll KLi.l.ta..vaiArtliSt.,l'lilUllilila.I'a, lit Wai Spry. Customer (to waiter) Hero, John, take my order ox-tall soup, roast lamb, fried sole, green peas, onlonB tomatoes, cucumber, mince pie, cheese and coffee, and bo spry about It; my train leaves In exactly bIx minutes. She Woman a Kiddle. SIHcub Woman Is a riddle, keens us guessing. Cynlcus And yet. we would rather be kept guessing than give her up. Philadelphia Record. Caiy Come, Eaiv Oo. The man who crcejw nloiitf Iwnt Mtr, with his spinal column foelins in a condition to sunn liko n plpwteui t any minute, would readily glvo ptjit ileal to ect out of his dilemma, and yet thU is only tho commonest form by which lumbago seize on and Itiits out u( sliupo tlio mtiHcloH of tlio wclf. This is commonly known as uckache. a crick in tho bunk, but hv bitcver niimo it limy lw known, ami Summer Resolutions . ...... Iy ,,,jf tmt iu llllllllLl-n K 'ijoroui rubbiiiK with fit. .Jacobs Oil f,fcB GGBGV GiMff6 trouble niul comnletulv rout urn. It Ik thing to easily cntinlit, it may bo CASTOR I A For Infants and Children, The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tho Slgnaturo o omlered at why thoro is not more of but liecauso it is so easily cured by . Jacolm Oil may bo tho very reason "nt ho hear so little of it. One Agalnit the Hone. "Thoro'n ono good thing about an otomobllo," yhnfa that?" 'It doesn't try to run up to ovory Mterlng fountnln It comos to." Puck. tum relief fiom liquor, opium and tobaooi Dana lor parnouiui w SIotbiI lu 440 Wllllama Are., Ifnat Hiile. hablU. Kitlay Institute. . r. m. u. ji. 37-iaoi. Wlli:.V wrlllnr tft ndertlaer pleaaa meiitluii thle paper. Thirteen Storlei. O'Hoollhan Phwat wud yoz do If yc& wor't fall off this ruro? O'Harrlty Palth, O'ld make up mo mind goln' down Ohio Stnto Journal. hn .. Eczema, Tkttkr, rsORiASis, Saw Rnmw, Acn and a great many other Jwues of like character are classed as skin diseases, when they could just na Poperly be called blood dlieases, for they undoubtedly originate in the blood, like Cwccr, Catarrh, Scrofula, Rheumatism. Contagious Blood Poison, etc. J the only "I difference being In the intensity and nature of the poison. The more serious f lmes, Cancer, Catarrh, etc., are caused by some specific poison or virus, which Neither inherited or in other ways cets into the blood and attacks certain vital WKns or oppeara in the form of terrible sores and ulcers, while the milder ana ItM dangerous skin diseases are caused by blood humors or an over acid condition ot that fluid. These acid poisons, as they ooze out through the pores of the skin. "Me great irritation, with Intense itching and burning. The eruption may be ol pustular kind, with excessive discharge of thick, gummy fluid, or the skin niaj tot, dry and feverish, swollen and fissured. Skin diseases, whether they appeal - n ehoarfully und moat alnoorely endorse I..7? "Potno as a. cure tor Boaama, th moat and annoying dlseaaa, I think, that SJ'h ii hair to. I i troubled with it far IJSJIMm yaara, and triad many remedies wixu no good effvot. After using- your medlolne Y,iort t,m I think I am ontiroly raliarad. ouean irlv thia atatamant any publioity you y daaira. aa It is voluntarily made, mora for os amioted than notoriaty for mysalf. vary raapeotruily. Wlohlta, Sans. become more deeply rooted and intractable tne longej neglected, the skin in time having a thick, hard, rough and unsightly appearance. You can hide the blemlshei for n time with cosmetics! and washes, lotions, soaps and powders may reliev; temporarily the itching and burning, but eventuaUy tht pores of the skin become so 81U VTaat Oantral. jWred up by this treatment that the poisonous matter thrown off by to M "not pats out of the system, and settles on the lungs, heart or some other vital rn and endancera life. . , , ..To purify ond build up the polluted blood Is the right treatment for skin f.'ea, and for this purpose no other medicine is so deservedly ipopularasS; ,3, ,8. H is a perfect antidotS for all blood humors, and when taken into we circulation, Ktatiy but thoroughly eliminates all impurities and puts the blood in o wiuy, tate The stin can't remain in' an irritate., diseased condlttoeii "urisbed with rich, new blood. S. 8. S. is the only guaranteed purely vegetabl. Idy, and the safest and best skin beautifier. Write our physicians BwhJ 7 .Wood or skin disease, and they will cheerfully advise you without charga. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA. OA. Consolation and Comfort Who is it that docs not wisli to be out in the open air or alive in somo field ol sport, whether it bo with the hat, rod or gun; whether wo go coast ing over tho hills and vales on tiic wheel, or tailing over rough wuves or into teredo coves, it is all sport, and tho dpringing muscles seem to need it. It is bound to happen that some mishap will occur. Thus it is thut when wo have spraiiiB in abundance; light sprains, sprains that cripple, Btirains that givo great pain, sprains that rob us of sleep, but sportsmen of all kinds havo como to know that there is nothing better than tbe old reliable St. Jacobs Oil. Havo it with you for uso; you may rely on its euro of tlio worst sprain and restoration to tlio comforts of life. Where tie Failed. Clarke Mr. Shlverly 1b passionately fond of art. Miss Jameson Yes, and yet not found enough of It to stop painting. TO CUIUS A COLD IN ONE DAT Tare Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablet. All Jninrtata refund the money If It fallatocur. B. W. GrOTC's tlgnature lion each box. 2Jc. Juit Like a Woman. "Why did that woman keep you Btandlng at tho door for half an hour?" Mrs. Uenhnm "She Bald she hadn't tlmo to como In." Appropriate, Sub editor I like tho stylo of this writer; his story has quite a swing to It. Editor Then we'd better publish It with our hammock literature. Bourgeois. Mrs. Bulgore But they aro very fashionable, are they not? Mrs. Swellman Fashlonnbio7 Most assuredly not. Why, they permit tho caro ot their children to Interfere with their social obligations. MOST DREARY OF REGIONS. Tlicre Are I'ew A ttnictlnni About the (Lent 1 1 ! in ii I 1 Willi p. Weird nml Bolltiiry and lotltu!e of iitirnetloiiH to mankind Ih the famed DIhiiiuI Hwniiip. It occupies- n billowy plain Homo forty iiiIIom In length by tweiiiy-ilvo mllen In breadth nlong tho Atlantic Henboard, extending from Buf folk, Vu In a Motitlierly direction, well liitu the boumlH of North Carolina. IIh deep HlutileH, great HtreteheH of brake and IU very solitude make It n region of linercst. To the nnturnllHt ami HportHimiu It bun much to offer. In Its Hllent fiiHliiense the black bear finds a home admirably adapted to hi protection and In every way fuvornblo to IiIh incrcaHc. Hero amid the denso growth of un lerhriiHli and timber ho tuny live In comparative safely. And there Ih perhaps no loullty In tho whole eastern United States of like ex tent which can offer a larger bear pop ulation than this great morass. The white-tailed deer Ih uIho an abundant denizen of tho swamp, frequenting the clevnled partn. In addition to the deer and hears there Ih 11 hlg-gumo feature of 11 rather unusual nature. The swamp abound In wild cowh. These animals, of a brown color an 1 somewhat smaller than the ordinary cow, having for many years been under tho peculiar conditions of the swamp until they are almost completely specialized, are ex tremely wild. They nre fcrallscod from the herds of the farms adjacent to the Hwnmp, and are tho dcHceudnnts of cat tle which ninny years back wandered Into the fiiBtncBHes and were lot to their owners. Being no longer recog nized as property the sportsman may call game all that he may hare the prowcHH to shoot. Lake Drmnmond, some ten mllc.4 from Suffolk, Vn., Is the only great body of water In the swamp. It Is n beautiful Hhcct of wnter, of nn oval contour, and fringed with a heavy growth of timber, mostly cypress, white cedar nnd black gum. Its water Is of n dark color, owing to the decay ing vegetntlon of the surrounding coun try, hut Is suitable to drink, nnd pos sesses tho quality of remaining pure longer than most other water, h'or this reason It Is often carried to sea by sailors on long voyages. The characteristic mammalian fauna Is of a scmltroplcal nature as regards the smaller forms, while there aro many tropical plants. Of. birds there nre not many kinds, prothonotnry, hooded nn-1 Swalnson's warblers and the Maryland yellowthroat being the principal smaller forms. The trees, some of which nre primeval, nre large and beautiful, while there Is a luxuri ant growth of fernH nnd aquatic plants. Cane grows In profusion. FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. mm ft Ensilage f ri.rfi- Rett and onlf the market. Bend for circular, Mitchell, ImU Si Btaver Co. I'orlland, Ore. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, oot of Morrlaon Street, Can give yon the beat bargains in Una nomiibir to nniid. lif iimternii. iiMtDro- ""Keies, i'lows, Hollers and engines, rortlon. Iit flnimi. I.ll.;t ninnlmt. nvmr Win.imills and I'timn? and General mtavkii Co., imami Turior Hiai. rortianii.or Machinery, Win.imills and See us before buying IfRAUSSE & PRINCE, 87 and 89 First Street, Portland, Oregon. Telephone, Oak 1391. AH Kinds Carried in Stock. Catalogue Furnished Upon Application. RECENT INVENTIONS. tils Favorite Dish. "What Is your favorlto dish?" In quired Mrs. Frontpow of the Rev. I nntrtnra tho 11 nw nnstor. Sho felt euro it was chicken, but it proved not. "Er-tho contribution plato," answored the Rev. Longfaco, absently. Chnrltv and bookbinders covers a multitudo of faults. rcvnrv man Is like tho company he Is wont to keep. Euripides. Too Cruel. HPnlont Tnlaat" uhrlnlfnrl thn horn of tho latest dramatization In falsetto tones. "Do you say mat to my taco screamed tho heroine. i anv it fn vour vorv teeth!" roared the hero. Cleveland Plain Dealer. lie Couldn't Lose.. Tnnoonn vnn nbloct to vour boy UUIIV. " " v - - playing football? D 1111 IU 1 U, lliuu, vmw i' w.. .u made out in my favor. Still Worse. gneVero you out In Monday's bliz zard? . , m . , TinMn. I was out In Tuesday's talk about Monday's blizzard. A handy utensil for the dining table consists of n receptacle for pepper and salt, having the pepper chamber In tbe center and surrounded by the salt-hold' er. tbe holes In the revolving cover be ing set so as to register with only one chamber at a time. In a new brake for bicycles the plung er Is mounted ns a piston Inside tho head of the machine, a quantity of oil being placed In the chamber and com pressed to drive the piston down by twisting the handles, tbe brake being returned to a normal position by spring Inside the head. An English Arm Is to manufacture a single tube tire, which Is opened at the back aud Is clamped together by bolts running through the sectional rim, which prevents the escape of air when tlio rim Is tightened and can also be easily removed to repair punctures from the Inside of the tube. In a recently patented bicycle driving mechanism two gear wheels are mount ed In the frame, one In the crank shaft nnd tho other Just back of It, the teeth of tho back wheel meshing with pins or teeth set In the rim of the rear wheel, thus Imparting power to Its outer edge. Instead of to tho hub at tho center. Lndy cyclers will appreciate n new device which will hold their skirts when the wind blows, without Interfer ing with tho motion of the feet In ped aling, tho new attachment consisting of a strap to go nround tho leg below the knee nnd support a couple of elastic Btraps which can be booked to eyes sewed In tbe skirt. In a new automatic brush for lubri cating nnd cleaning cycle chains n re servoir Is attached to tho frame near the real wheel nnd tilled with oil, ben xlno or petroleum, which percolates through tbe bottom and enters a brush In contact with the chain, tho oil be ing used whsn tlio cycler Is on the road nnd tho otlier liquids for cleaning purposes. Growth of a. Western Town. Phoenix, Ariz., tho center of the Salt River Valley, was a fow years ngo a sago brush desert. It has now 25,000 Inhabitants, with nn nssessed property valuation of $10,000,000. All this Is duo to wnter, which, brought In canals and streams fed mainly from tho San Fran cisco nnd other Arizona reserves, has turned tho desert Into a fertile valley covered with ranches aud dotted with small towns. NOTHING SO GOOD FOn CHICKENS AB THE PRUSSIAN POULTRY FOOD It makes Hens Lay and Keeps them Liylng. it cures Roup, Cholera and All Dilates. II strengthens young chicks, and makes them grow. Price 25c and 50c. Mr young- chlckeni commenced djlnr. and aftr Inilnff lour dozen X pnr cha.nl pckw. of jour PIIUKSIAM POULTRY IOOV. wblcn Hopped them from dying and 1 hare constantly kept It on hand ever line I can recommend It a. Jmt what ! needed in railing- poultry. O. B. H100I.V, Latah, Wain. K. J. IIOWKN, Cant Acrnt, l'ortlaml, Oregon From Bad lo Worse. Brown Do those dogs up your way still continue to howl all night? Jonese No; the dogs have given up In disgust since our twins arrived on tho scene. A Boston Charley. She They say Charley is In love with Bessie at first sight. He Before he ever saw her. She That's funny. He Chorley had heard about the money her pa had left her. Changed Circumstances. "It seems strange to hear you speak so bitterly of him. You used to say you admired him for tbe enemies he had made." "Yes, but I'm one of them now." Philadelphia Press. All She Took. Gowanus I had J2 in my pocket last night, but this morning there Is only a penny or two. Did you need somo money for a spring shirt waist and tako It, Arabela? Mrs. Oowanus (astonished) Yes, but I only took $1.98! Grim "Medicos." The medical students of Syracuse university have adopted tbe folowlng college yell: "Well man, sick man, dead man stiff! Dig 'em up, cut 'em up what's the dlff? Humorous, tumerous, blood and gore! Syracuse medicos, 1904!" They Alwayi Look It. Biggs There goes Stoneyfellow, the multimillionaire. He's a self-made man. Mrs. Biggs Well, anyone could see at a glance that he Isn't tailor-made. Chicago Dally News. A Safe Prophecy. Vermllye The coming race simply means another defeat for Sir Thomas. Beef croft Yes; he'll find out that there's many a slip 'twlxt the cup and tho "lift." Brooklyn Eagle. REPAIRING FENCES. Make By Using "Anchor Clamps" You Can Your Fences as Good as New. Every time a man goes out in tho morning and looks around his place ho thinks of his fences. Aro they in good condition? Aro they what is needed? Will they last? These Millennium. The Lion looked his melt Ingest. "Of courso, wo shall Ho down togeth er?" quoth he. "Bah!" said the Lamb. And at this tho Lion simply roared. Maine Spool. Mnlno last year manufactured 15,000, 000 feet of whlto birch Into spools worth $1,000,000, nnd Bent abroad 13, 550,000 feet of spool bars. Tho woman who hesitates at an auc tion saves money. Royal Abstainer. The Queen of Holland, it Is stated. Is a total abstainer, and ostentatiously refuses, on all public occasions, to par- I iL'O rt wira rPlin nn.an la n t-i n .-.-. of the Total Abstinence Society and questions he asks himself, and many of the Women's Social Pnrltv T-pmrtm times he finds himself in sore straits and it is said Is among the most active as. what to do to provido himself of workers. iwith economical and durable fences. Tho matter of fences is the largest nnd most important item of necessary expense to the landholder. There aro thousands of miles of old barbed wire fence in the north west. The wire is fairly good in them half as good ns if it were nqw. And yet because the wires have sagged and some of them havo become THE TRAINED NURSE An Occupation Which Attracts Many Refined Girls. Affltur triVla rf t-irlimnt tsn nnd -ofi r ment are turning to tho profession of , ,00selnei1 from tho posts, the fenco is . . . Hnniil,, wn.lliln.n T . ...1 .1 trained nurso as a means of liveli hood. It is a serious occupation and a responsible one, lor tho word of an experienced nurso carries great weight in matters relating to her profession. It is this fact that prompted an interesting interview with Miss Knthryn Nash, of North and PlnttBburg avenues, Burlington, Vt., published in tho News of that city. To a reporter sho said : "I had been caring for a patient steadily for nine months without rest nnd was run down nnd tired. I .had very little appetite and some times I would skip ono or two meals and not feel it at all. Wliiio visit ing in Boston an ahcess formed back of my ear. I had no strength, nnd although I was always drowsy sleep did not seem to refresh mo. After I camo homo I had seven abcesscs on my back near tlio waist lino and was tinablo to sit up much for thrco or four months. Tho doctors who treated mo said I had blood-poisoning irom wnion I would never recover. That must havo been very dis couraging," said tho reporter. "it was: it took all tho ambition out of mo for nwhilo. But ono day, when I was feeling particularly des pondent, a friend advised mo to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo People. Sho wbb taking them with benefit and thought they might also help mo. I bought somo at once and beforo I had used one box of tho pills i lounu l was gaining strength. My appctito and digestion improved nnd 1 felt rested after sleeping, instead of toeing tired as I was formerly. I soon beenmo entirely well and able to 10- Bumo my duties." "Then you boliovo tho Pink Pills cured you?" I am certain they did, and I in tend to keep Dr. Williams' rink Pills for Palo Peoplo by mo all tho time. bo that I can tako them if needed. I recommend thorn to my pationts as well as to ovory ono who is suffering from any complaint brought on by derangement of tho blood or nerves." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Palo Peoplo aro sold by all dealers or will bo Bont postpaid on rcooipt of prico, SO cents a box; six boxes, $2.50, by addressing Dr. Williams Medioino Co., bchoneotady, N, Y. The HUjher One. "Can any llttlo boy in tho class," said the teacher, "toll mo what la meant by 'abovo par?' " Profund silence, and' the teacher said again: "Tommy Jones, perhaps you can tell me what's 'above par?' " "Ma, t guess," said Tommy. nearly worthless. It is when tho wires aro loose and wabbly in a barbed wire fence that damage is done to stock. Have you ever noticed a fenco in that condition? A few upright stays and somo "Anchor Clamps" will repair an old barbed wiro or smooth wire fence and mako it as good as new. It makes tho fonco as rigid and firm as when ! new and will make it last for years. I Now is tho timo to save monoy. .Wiro is high, excessively high, nhd an entirety new fenco is an cxpensivo ' affair if you get tho best. The best is ono composed of all largo and strong wires which cost more at first but will last forever. You can get along without buying a new fenco for awhilo by repairing tho old ono. Tho "Anchor Clamp" is the only positive fenco lock on tho market It pro vents sagging; it prevents loose wires it can bo used on any kind of wiro; it is s i m pi o, can bo npplied by any ono, and it is clioap. It will pay you to send for frco samplo nnd full informa tion to tho Portland Anchor Fenco Co., 742 Nicolai St., Portland, Oro. Wanted Rusty Shoes. Ono of Mame's little friends had a pair of russet shoes, and she thought it would be nice for her to havo a pair of that kind. So when sho and her mother went to the shoe store, and tho clork brought out some black ones, sho said: "That Is not tho kind I want, mamma; I want a pair of rusty ones." To the Point Patience: Is your preacher sensa tional? Patrice: I should say so! Why, ho preached a sormon last Sunday and he took for his subject "It's Hard to Keep a Good Man Down." "Well?" "Oh, It was all about Jonah and the whale." Tight Across the Chest "Sqe hero I You are always laughing at my expense." "Well, that's all I can do at your ex pense." Trouble. Trouble would be a great deal easier to bear If those you dlsllko were not having tho best time of their lives. Just when you aro going through It. Atchl- son Olobe. S CURtS WHiRi ALL UM FAILS. Deat Cough Syrup. Taites Good, t e. Hold l tto.MBiaiigiiHir.iwU BBS Ml