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About Bohemia nugget. (Cottage Grove, Or.) 1899-1907 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 23, 1901)
Dragged'Doivn Feeling In Ilia loins. Nervousness, tinrcirt'Milnif sleep, despoil itvuey. It li limn you wore UoIiik noinctliliw, Tim klilncys were anciently culled tlia rolim In your rimo they are liolilliia llin reins mill ilrlvliiK you Into serious trouble. Hood's Sarsaparilla Actn with tlio most ill reel, licnellelnl effect on ( tie kidneys. It contains tliu bent and safest mitiMtiiricciifur corrrctliiK mill Ionian tlii-ao orcuiK, Horrible Ktvemfc, Mr. Ilrtitlo I'm going to bring Cmllotgh Iiiiiiiu to dliiiior on ThiirH' day. Mrs. Ilrutlo Why, I thought yon Imtoil tlmt follow ho. Besides, I'll Imvii to cook tliu dinner on Thursday. Mr. Driitle Yo, I know. Thla signature la nn every lio nl tlio Renulnt Laxative IJromo-Qiiiniiic Tablet. tli remedy that rurrn n colli In ana tiny farmtri Fight Over Labour. Kansas City papers contiiin nn ac count o( three (iiriiiorH being arrested thero while fighting over tliu pones hioti of nn iillo mini, whom each wanted fur it farm liand. now this: Wo offer One Hundred Dollars Reward lor any ease of Catarrh llielcan not bo cum 1 tiy Hair Catarrh !ur K. J. ::i!NKY A CO.. l'ropa.. Toledo, O. Wo tin undersigned, have known 1'. J. Clionoy for tlio past It years, and U'llovo lilm perfectly lom'tbl In all biialn at trauauctlotu and tin anclal able to enrry out any obligntlons m?A by uelr tlra. . WuTATltVAX. Wlinlrsalu DrtmrcUts.Tole'o, . WiUliXO, ICinhih A Ma-tik, Viitoloialo Utur lata, Toledo . riaJI'a Catarrh Cure It t' ken. n- rnally.ao'lnf lrco:ly on tho blood and m eoua aurfacoa u tlioayat in. l'rl o :tc per lo llo. li.ii by r-i. drug. lata. Teatlmonl la free, Uall'iraznllyl'ir r tu Uat. How She Provci It. "Moggio says hIio Ih n slaughter of tho revoliiiton," "Can she provo it?" "Sure. llr fr.ther runs n merry-go-round." Mother will find Mrs. Wlnalon'a Sooth ing Kymp the beat remedy to uae lor their children during ths teething period. Never Cxhtcd. Jagglcs Arc his characters drawn from life? Waggles Of course not. Ho writes dialect. TITO Parmannnllr Curt-1. No flta or nerrontner HO aflfrnr-t (?' M.nflir, Kllaa'atlreal Nrrrc IUkrtr. Miut for fit It It S'J.OO Irlml UKll. .d.I trrat iM. lla,ILII KLKI.I.W..WI Alcli3UI"Wl4-llil.l- Safer on Ills Back, rinching-hug Say, what makes you wear your fur overcoat in such hot weather? Cntei pillar Oh, half tho moth halls wo get now arc no good. VOO KNOW WHAT YOU AUK TAKING When vou take OroTO'a Taateleta Chill Tonic, icaum9 tlia formula la plainly prlntod on every Initio abort luif that It la altauly Iron ud Qui nine In n. Mtoioas iorm. Ko Cure. Np I'ar. &0c. Correct Conilructlon. Doctor Ah. my little chnp, you teoni to Ik) in pain, Modern Youth Don't bo a giddy goat, doctor; I'm not, in jmin tho luin's in me. 1 am stun I'lao's Cars for Conaiiniptloii anved my life three ycara no. Mim. Tnos. Jlossina, Maple itreet, Norwich, N. V Feb. 17, IKK). Adaptation. "Snicker's jokes oro very thin," complained Dinsmoro. "rcriiops ha makes them that way for your spocial benefit," suggested Wintcrbottom. "How's that?'' "To cnablo you to seo through thorn." i - it.. -1. n.. r. tUm x;czcina ocui iud i.iu u uji.. 1. t.1.l fnM..! A,,f tlimtirrl, TVlre.4 Of UlQ Gllltt. tUC WIUW U V. . b v.. . w ..w - - - , causintr Intense redness, burning and itching. So tcrnhio is the ftclilng at times, especially when the body Is over heated, that the almost distracted sufferer feels that lio could tear tho skin to pieces, and that he must scratch or go crazy. Ho knows from experience that this only makes matters worse, out, mane ucspenue oy """u . . . burning and Itching, ho Is for the time being Indifferent to after cffecU. Thero are several f onus of Eczema, the moist, or weeping kind, that comes in little pus tules which discharge a water-, sticky fluid, which dries and peels off la bran-l ko ecales. So profuse is the discbarge nt times that large scabs or crusts form.whlch ore both painful and troublesome, and not easily removed. Red, disfiguring bumps und sores ore symptoms of Eczema. The dry form usually attacks the head, hands and feet; the ekln, becoming hard and rough, often cracking open and .. .. . i -.1 .i. j ...lit. t.nt.in.. TT.tiin denend unon n tioisoned eon Dieeaing, sou ueBucu wiu, Mr. Xi. Marno, Eaoondido, Ban DIoco county, Col., yrrltes: "My body broke out with a rnah or eruption -whloh In spite of all efforts to euro continued to not worso. The ltflhtntr, espopially at nlnht, woo simply torrlblo; It would almost tlUoppoar at tlmos, only to return worso than, ovor. I BUd tried many highly rooornmondod S reparations without boneflt. and . Jioarln of S. . 0. dotormlnod to ivo It a fair trial, and was lnsxprossibly dolltrhted when n S."0" ourod me entirely, romovlne; every, blomlsU and Simple rrom my poair. ' , inend O.-fl. 0. whonover an opportunity tilmnle from my uoay. """ forcing the poison back Into tho blood. S. S. 8. antidotes and neutralizes the acid roisOns and drives out of the circulation all Impurities and humors, and the pure, rich blood that Is carried to the diseased skin quickly allays the Inflammation, nnens the cforred up pores, and the skin becomes soft, smooth and ready to perform its proper functions. To be rid of Eczema you must first purify and build up tho Wood, and nothing so surely and effectually does this as 8. 8. 8., the onlyRuaran toed Tiurely vegetable blood purifier. Send for our boole on blood and skin diseases, la beat time to cure Catarrh, i iironeiiiiiB -,-"- I Our remedy la guaranteed, b W. H. SMITH CO., Buffalo, H. Y. Gold Cure for Disordered Nervei. "Tlmt oiistnm girl who Is suffering from unstrung wrves iiiatlo u mis take) when who tried to doctor her solf." "What did ulio tnkofor It'?' "Diamond rings and anything else sho coidd lay her hands on." Don't Maine Her. "Why didn't who graduato?" "HIio got mad at the, examiner 1 1 1 1 1 1 i 11 k nn tho thought,, at her ago. JIuitHkcd hur what great national event took place in JKOU." World to Knil 't III Vxxr, Till" la llin rreenl ileclnlon of mm of llm prominent siii'inlcs (if tin world, but tint xtt'Kliiy linn nol yetlii'i'ii tiled upon, mill while there urn very few people v lio ht-llcvw tula pirillcilnll, tliero nrn tlimisHinls of niliern who not. mil v liellcve, but know t lint llimlptter'H Hlonmeli Hitters U the heal ini'illelnn to cure dyspepsia, Inilliieat. tlioi, riniatlimtl IiIIIIoiimm-fk or liver anil kidney truiililr. A fnlr trlnl will cer tainly convince you of Uh value. Very Blunt. "Tho editor In kicking ithoiit koiiio of tho joke Wltlittlo is turning in. lln cays ho Willovos Witllltlo sits down mid grinds them out." "I don't lioliuvo it. If ho wan to grind tliem out tliuy might havo a point to tliem." I Slop the Oouph nnd 1 WorhnOtt tho Colli. I-niatlre IlrritnoJulnlho Tablets euro a cold In ntiouay. no cure, no ray. rrirti w ceuu. She Couldn't. "Just walk tli Ih way madam," mild tho clerk who was Iiow-legged. "I'm or I'm very much afraid, ir, I can't," blushinlgy replied tho fair customer who wasn't. lliry Nrvrr I'iiII. Almmt never. Caicarclaciireao large a -or-renlaKe, that they're guaranteed to curechroii lo cnnttlpatlon or money refunded, luugirlata, yw. av. fiot. Cruily. "Yes." lls Krocks went on, "Mr. Tomjileton mid I nro to lio mnrrieil. Why don't you olTer congratulii lions?" "Oh, Tvo no grudgn ngninst Tom pleton," leyjied tho crtiKty old hach clor. TO CUIli: A COM) IN ONE DAY Tako Laxative Ilrotno Qulnlno Tabled. All lniKgiata refund the money It It fella to cure. E. W. Orore'a alKiiatnre la on each box. 2io. Too Much Crlticlim. "I hear your husband is ill, Mrs. Jonos." "Ycs'tim." "Nothing serious or critical, I hojic?" "Critical? I should say ho wore. Ho ain't satisfied with nothiii" ho ain't." BEST F0S1 THE BOWELS If jon baven't a renular, heallbr nortiaent of tbl bowelaercrr dar, jtou'ro alck. or will be. Keep rout Doweia open, ana ii wen. rorce. in &uotnapox tlnlflht nhT.lfl or ..lit tKlM)n. la danaeroua. Tho i.nuxithe.t, eulett. moil perfect wax of keeping ttt Mwilaclear aud clean la to Uka Plaaaant. ralatable. l-otenLTaileGooil. noOood. Slever Blokeo. Weaken, or Orlpe. lOo, lOo Write for free tampie. and booklet cn bealtn. Addreia iUrtlM a.Bt I p..7. HUM iHlnit, k.w Ttrfc. XTS. KEEP YOUR BLOOD GLEAN A Sure Result. "Say, old chop, CofTun.jind I havo a bet wo wish you to dcoiuo for us.'' "No thanks." "Why not? Wo'ro both friends of yours." "Exactly. So what's tho uso of my milking an enemy of ono of you?" n rid rtAtnna dTtion of Wood, and local union oi uia uiuuu, uuu tucui applications, while soothing ana cooling, and may to soma extent relieve the inflamma tion, and itching, cannot be considered cures, because external remedies do not reach constitutional or blood diseases. Salves, ointments, powders, lotions and soaps do more harm than good, by smearing over and sealing up ooours. IPHJIcfUcVe4ll ;iaiMMHil BmaaawlM. li , . I I J MM lil r.lHrS WHtHt ALL tLit IA113. UJ Boat Cough Birup. TaateaOoou. uto l LUKts nnint ait. tioc in-o. In time. Bold br drulita. -" ---- CATHARTIC tradi tuxn msisTtato rff rO JtEST A.NJ) SJ;EEP. PHYSICIAN DIRECTS AS TO THE PROPER PROCEDURE. How to Oiiln h Htnto of Aliiottite Heat Toner to Kin ly tlio Mlml of Alt ThoilKht Die Metllmlo to He Adopt eil (or liiilueliiir Hliiinlier. Anyono who U nervouit Mhoiild ho eiireful how hIio oxpi'Liln energy. To rest Mhoiild not ho un rt dllllctilt or iicUlrciiient or ono re(iililug n teacher yet ninny know very llttlu of It. it you are pliyalenlly tliod, it very few inlutites flat on your buck Ih worm, an n meitiiH of repair, nn hoiir'H Hitting In tt ehiilr; but inliid that It bo Hat, not re cllnlug on it loiingv, or with your nplno bent out of Hhiipu In n deep chnlr In which your weight rests on any part or your body except tliu part Intended to MipiWt It nbove nil, not In n rock ing chnlr, that upcelnl tiap for the ner voiih. ItenhleH getting Into thin position you muxt lie still In It, not holding your Hclf down on to tho couch or endeavor ing to hold that nrtlclo of furniture down- that Ik, you must ho Iooko, re laxed, uiiHtrtmg. Look nt a child hi lied. IIiiiIih Hpntwled nil nbrond, for "how to do It" -tin; wise of the careless poHltlou Ih nioro ehtiracterlHtlc of per fect relaxation than tho more composed attitude of a HleepliiK ndiill. Kays Dr. John K. Mitchell, In Uiirpcr'n Ilaziir. I.earn lo keep mill when you rest; when you move, move with the part of tho body needed; do not waste your force by wnllclng with your arms und face iih well iim with your legs. If clr cumHtaiiccH force nn unuHual nnd fa tlKiil'iK iimount of exertion upon you, break It now mid then by periods of nb Holute rest. No matter how brief they lire, they will be useful If you make them complete and perfect In tho way described! This Is true of mental ns well its bodily exertion. A minute or two in I n u I cm or tjulet, with closed eyes, If poHslblc, with your tension relaxed anil the Kearlng of the machinery thrown on for tho moment, will help and refresh you greatly. Here, nun In, more may be calncd If the ability to relax mentally can be secured. In a fiiHlilon similar to the withdrawing or muscular tension. I.enrn to empty your mind when not using It. This will not only help for the pur !oho of temporary repose, but may be made useful In bringing nbout sleep. It can, like the trick or muscle relaxa tion, be' acquired nnd made habitual. You will then be lens liable to have your day's work of worry pursue you to bed and rnsten upon you, to the banish ment or all possibility or going to sleep, or if you escape this, follow you Into the laud or Nod and ling-ride you In you i dreams. Dr. Mitchell gives some good advice about the art of wooing sleep that Is, worth quoting. "Ovcranxlety about sleep hinders Its coming and makes one wnkeftil. Mus cular relaxation nnd a mind emptied of thought are the preliminary requl Hltes." lie Hiiys. "It may be worth while to add that while we know very little or the physiology of sleep, It Is prett.v certain that the amount or blood In the brain Is lessened durlug sleep, though whether this diminution In the blood supply is preliminary to or consequent upon sleep Is unsure. The ordinary household remedies for wakefulness are rounded on this fact a hot foot bath, a hot-water bag to tho body, a warm drink, which draws blood to the stomach, all having in oro or less di rectly the effect of reducing the quan tity of blood In tho head. Almost all sleep-producing medlclucs act In tho wiine manner, but these are undesira ble for nervous people, who too easily grow dciMHidcn't upon them. Tho habit of their uso Is not so dangerous ns the slavery to palu-supprcsslug drugs, the greatest reason ngalnst them being nither In their somewhat depressing nervous and physical after effects. On tho other hand, thought certainly In creases tho amount or blood In tho head." Alutldin's lininj) Outdone. Wo may breakrnst on rood cooked by electricity; we rldp In the morning to our olllces (which are cooled nnd ven tilated by electric runs) In n car warm ed, lighted und propelled by electricity, rending n uewspaper printed by electric power and rrom type set up by a ma cinho driven by nn electric motor; the whlto paper Itself is made rrom wood by electrically manufactured soda; Its news received by electric telegraph, and some of It during the South Afri can war Unshed by electric searchlights rrom n town 12,000 miles nwny, Bent by electric cables to us. coming so rast that It outstripped the sun In his dally progress and arrived hero several hours before It started. Is there any story of Aladdin's lamp that can parallel such a marvel? Leslie's Weekly. Heavy 1,1 rb liiBuranuo. Charles J. Delvln, n Topekn million aire, carries more llfo Insurance than any other Knnsnii. Tho amount Is $714,000, nnd tho premiums aggregate $30,000 n year. Alcohol in Water, According to a celebrated Krcnch den tist, river, sea, rain nnd snow water nil contain more or less alcohol. .Only pure sprlug water Is free from It. To Check llleodlng. Towdered rlco Is said to bo of great otllcacy In checking bleeding from cuts nnd bruises. I.lttlo Huh havo good business sense. Not being able tp do bettor they start on a small scalo. Tho physlclau who takes lire cheer fully Is not necessarily a dangerous man. MR. FlUSK OirtTKO, 8 Merrill Street, Aroetburr, Mies. Tills lotion should carry Faith atttlOonvlatlon to thoHoarta of all Slolt Woman. " I suffered with inflammation and falling of tho womb and other dis agreeable femalo weaknesses. I had bad spells every two weeks that would last from eight to ten daj'H nnd would havo to go to bed. I also had head ache and backache most of tho time nnd such bearing down pnins I could hardly walk across the room at times. I doctored nearly all tho time for about two years und seemed to grow vorMMill tho time until last September I was obliged to take my bed, and tho doctors thought nn operation was the only thing that would help me, but this I refused to have done. "Then a friend advised mo to try the Plnkhnm medicine, which I did, nnd after ut!ng the first bottle I began to improve, I took In all five bottles of Lydia E. l'lnkham's Blood Purifier, four boxes of Lydia E. l'lnkham's Dry Form Compound, three boxes of Liver Pills and used three packages of Sana tive Wash, and I am as well now as i ever was. I am more than thankful every day for my cure." Mrts. FnASK Caiiter, 3 Merrill St, Amcsbury. Mass. KiRftflti will bo patdlfthlBtoatlmo- . fyj.'il . Plnkhnm Mmdlctnm B' Hence the Term. Clarence Wiiy do you say tho wedding was patriotic? Algernon Well, tho bride was red, the groom was wnitc and ner father, who had all tlio bills to pay, was blue. Genuine Carter's Little Liver Pills. Must Dear Signature of See Fac-Slmlle Wrapper Below. Yerr emU and aa oaay to take cu near. FOR HEADACHE. FOR DIZZINESS. FDR BILIOUSNESS. FOR TORPID LIVER. FOR CONSTIPATION. FOR SALLOW SKIH. FOR THECOMPLEXIOD p. . OBitumza ugatawt iMAtut. riuati I Purely XettUjaVaHS' -sassarnranranr CURE SICK HEADACHE. A Coiuclence Document "That last cook sent us back a postal card." "What lor?" "Slio said on it that wo'd find three of our best plates at tho bottom of tho pilo stuck together with mucilage." CARTERS ffilTTLE . ilVER Tho Kind You lluvo Always Bought 1ms homo tho signa ture of Ghas. II. Fletcher, and lias been mado under his personal supervision for over SO years. Allow no ono to (leccivo you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations nnd " Just-as-tood" nro hut Experiments, ami endanger tho health of Children Bxpcrleiico ngalnst Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castorlu is n harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops anil Siiothlug Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphino nor other Narcotic substance. Its ngo is its guarantee. It destroys Worms nnd allays Fovorishncss. It cures Diarrhoea nnd Wind Colic. It relieves Toothing Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho Stomach nnd Dowels, giving healthy nnd natural sleep. Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. The KM You Have Always Bought Boars tho In Use For Over 30 Years. THC OtNTUn COMPANY, tt Muanav arairr, NCWVORK cm. He Sells Both Kinds. Up on Fourth avenuo Micro is n storekeeper who likos to bo right. I Over his widnow Is tho sign . "Ilird capes aiid aquariums." in the win I (low another sign rends: "Ilird cages jand aquaria, " The Atorokcopcr i comes out sotnctiinrJs, looks over tho signs and chuckles as if having dodged a difficult problem. A Coincidence. ; "I suppose it is only a coincidence?" raid tho young man who is anxious to learn, "What is?" inquired tho experi enced friend. "Tho fact that most sensational reformers havo been men who woro I so rich they didn't need any more J money, or so poor they had lost nil nojio oi getting any." Cozy Corner! In the Home. Church Have you a cozy corner in your hoiifo? Gotham Oh, yes; my wifo has ar ranged two of thorn. "You must enjoy tliem after a hard days work?" "Enjoy nothing! Tho cat has one and my wife's dog occupies tho other." Fortified. Mrs. llattoreon I'm going to meet my husband at 1 o'clock to select some decorations for tho drawing room. Mrs. Clatterson What do you want him with you for? "Well, in case, they don't turn out right I can say it's his fault." When Willie Got Home "Mrs. Knox," said tho hostess at dinner, "your little boy doesn't seem i to have much appetite." No, lie doesn t; that's a fact." "Don't be bashful, Willie," urged the hostess. "Won't you have some more of anything?" "No, ma'am," Willio replied; "I filled up on cookies licfore wc come, 'cause I heard ma tell pa that wc , wouldn't get much here." FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES. i MltchelU Br.t poanlbl 'o build. Ilwt material. Iltat pro portion, flnlah. Uiblnl running. Htnnlj years' eiperlrnce. Ml iCHKl.t.. KTAVEIl Ci.. Ill ana Taylor Sit., 1'orUand.Or. af af Jt aTV AH BUI Ji tiMT Tte rcrfcc"on Wall natter, nlll not alt oft", evea AiMJ "&tKVa jfSw m though a leakage occur by the burattngof water plpea. aj m mgm ftilg M epaPJPjr Send nt ronr addreta and rewire circular mStBmKJ m"llL.uv3t m XLaTS ahowlnp what otliert Imre gained by tho use of mmw " LaudPlaater. Agents wanted In every loivn. SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES. 31 Founded 1070 A Homo School for Boym Military and Manual Training Fall Term Opena Sent. 12, 1BOl Wrlto for Illustrated Oatalooue mmmmaim 2 St. Helen's HalB pnriTt amo. nnmnu. A Hoarding: mid tlisjr Mchotil for Girts. Has a Nornsl Kindergarten Training- Depart ment, which nlll have a separate reaidence (or kindergarten classes this Kali. The Hoarding Department provldea a cheerful and well ar ranged home (or roune ladles. For Catalogue or other Information anplv to MISS ELEANOR Ttuuci la, rrincipai. 300 Posllions Secured Yearly, San Francisco Business 1830 Market St., San Frauolseo, Ca FULL COURSE, $60.00. Write (or Catalogue. Signature) of SUFFERED THREE YEARS. CATARRHS STOMACH, Miss Evelyn Morso writes from 051 Adams street, Minneapolis, Minn., as follows: "I suffered for nearly three yours with catarrh of tho stomach which no mcdicino scorned to relieve, until n friend advised mo to try Pcrunrt. Although skepti cal, 1 tried it, and found it helped mo within tho first week, I kept taking it for three mouths, nnd Mla Evelyn Morac. am pleased to say that it cured mo entirely, and I have had no sympt oms of its return. I am only too glad to recommend it." Evelyn Morse. Address Dr. Hnrtmnn, President of The Hartmiin Sanitarium, Columbus, Ohio, for free advice. Hide-Bound. Ascum What arc you so down on the English for? Cnssidy Why shouldn't I? Look at the stories they do 1ms tellin' about thim. Ascum Yes, but they tell stories about tho Irish, too, which you say are lies. Cassidy Aye, but all the lies they tell about tho English arc true. till "Call." Hooker Washington says that dur ing tho early days of freedom almost every Negro who learned to read would reccivo "a call to preach" within n few days nfter ho began read ing, ile tells of a colored man in Alabama who, ono hot day in July, while ho was at work in n cotton field, suddenly stopped and, lopking toward the skies said : "O Lawd, de cotton am so grassy, de work am so hard, and do sun am so hot, I believe this darkey am called to preach." Ensilage Cutter. lint and only perfect blower cut ler on the market, (tend for circular. Mitchell, I-ewU St 8taver Co. Portland, Ore. JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon, Foot ot Iforrlaon Street. Can give yon the best bargains In Buggies, Plows, Boilers and Engines, Witi'imills and Pnmns and General Machinery. See ns before bnying. THE ADAMANT GO., Foot of 14th Street. Portland. Oregon. iir; ' CLAIM INTS FOR PprVTQIDN Wrllt to NATHAN r,ClOlUl IT BICKFORO. W.thlngion, D. C.ther will re la celve quick replies. B. 8th tf.il. VoR stall 20th Corps. Prosecuting claims since 1&74. ' . . 4 Summer Resolutions TAKE TUB ure relief fiom liquor, opium and tobacca habits. Bend (or particulars to Cesley Institute. ""XMUft Sal0l.,"u,, Just So. Little Elmer ( ho has an inquir ing mind) Papa, what is firmness? Prof. Broadhead. The exercise.' of will power, my son. Little Elcmer Well, sir, what is obstinacy? Proff. Broadhead. Tho exercise of won't power, my son. Tho Beat Prescription for Malaria hllls and Fever Is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic. It is simply Iron and quinine In e, tasteless form. Ko Cure, No l'ay. - I'rice 60c. Might Be Cheaper. Tess So ho jilted her, eh? That must havo mado her feel cheap. Jess Not so cheap as ho might wish., She computes tho damage to her heart at $25,000. A Matter of Policy. "Sco here, Cassidy," said DeKan ter, "I caught one of your bartonders today putting water in tho whisky." "Well, sor," Cassidy replied, "ye must understand that wo havo to miiko some concessions to tho temper ance people1" King Edward Has Many Guests. A vory noticeable circuinstanco is tho number of distinguished people political, official, diplomatic and so cial who havo dined with his majes ty during his visit to Windsor castlo. This is especially remarkable becauso, during the hist reign, the lato (iieon nioro ofton dined with her family tilono in tho small dining room called tho oak room. Tho king, however, has introduced tno practico of having a good-sired dinner party evory day. MRS. JONES' FLESH GROWER, Prlco SS.OO. This la the genuine. It Increas. ea flesh on any part or the body, develops buat to any desired size and makes round, plump face and neck. lUmoves all blockheads, tan. fremiti... TllniDleS. flBflU worms, and makes the skin joft ami whir. Writ foragenta' terms. MKS. K. JONKS CO., Offices (ll(MU Inter Ocean Hide., Chicago, 111. M. P. N. D. Km. 34-1001. WHEN writing tft ndvertliora pleas mention this paper.