Dragged'Doivn
Feeling
In Ilia loins.
Nervousness, tinrcirt'Milnif sleep, despoil
itvuey.
It li limn you wore UoIiik noinctliliw,
Tim klilncys were anciently culled tlia
rolim In your rimo they are liolilliia llin
reins mill ilrlvliiK you Into serious trouble.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Actn with tlio most ill reel, licnellelnl effect
on ( tie kidneys. It contains tliu bent and
safest mitiMtiiricciifur corrrctliiK mill Ionian
tlii-ao orcuiK,
Horrible Ktvemfc,
Mr. Ilrtitlo I'm going to bring
Cmllotgh Iiiiiiiu to dliiiior on ThiirH'
day.
Mrs. Ilrutlo Why, I thought yon
Imtoil tlmt follow ho. Besides, I'll
Imvii to cook tliu dinner on Thursday.
Mr. Driitle Yo, I know.
Thla signature la nn every lio nl tlio Renulnt
Laxative IJromo-Qiiiniiic Tablet.
tli remedy that rurrn n colli In ana tiny
farmtri Fight Over Labour.
Kansas City papers contiiin nn ac
count o( three (iiriiiorH being arrested
thero while fighting over tliu pones
hioti of nn iillo mini, whom each
wanted fur it farm liand.
now this:
Wo offer One Hundred Dollars Reward lor any
ease of Catarrh llielcan not bo cum 1 tiy Hair
Catarrh !ur
K. J. ::i!NKY A CO.. l'ropa.. Toledo, O.
Wo tin undersigned, have known 1'. J. Clionoy
for tlio past It years, and U'llovo lilm perfectly
lom'tbl In all biialn at trauauctlotu and tin
anclal able to enrry out any obligntlons m?A
by uelr tlra. .
WuTATltVAX.
Wlinlrsalu DrtmrcUts.Tole'o, .
WiUliXO, ICinhih A Ma-tik,
Viitoloialo Utur lata, Toledo .
riaJI'a Catarrh Cure It t' ken. n- rnally.ao'lnf
lrco:ly on tho blood and m eoua aurfacoa u
tlioayat in. l'rl o :tc per lo llo. li.ii by r-i.
drug. lata. Teatlmonl la free,
Uall'iraznllyl'ir r tu Uat.
How She Provci It.
"Moggio says hIio Ih n slaughter of
tho revoliiiton,"
"Can she provo it?"
"Sure. llr fr.ther runs n merry-go-round."
Mother will find Mrs. Wlnalon'a Sooth
ing Kymp the beat remedy to uae lor their
children during ths teething period.
Never Cxhtcd.
Jagglcs Arc his characters drawn
from life?
Waggles Of course not. Ho writes
dialect.
TITO Parmannnllr Curt-1. No flta or nerrontner
HO aflfrnr-t (?' M.nflir, Kllaa'atlreal Nrrrc
IUkrtr. Miut for fit It It S'J.OO Irlml UKll. .d.I trrat
iM. lla,ILII KLKI.I.W..WI Alcli3UI"Wl4-llil.l-
Safer on Ills Back,
rinching-hug Say, what makes
you wear your fur overcoat in such
hot weather?
Cntei pillar Oh, half tho moth
halls wo get now arc no good.
VOO KNOW WHAT YOU AUK TAKING
When vou take OroTO'a Taateleta Chill Tonic,
icaum9 tlia formula la plainly prlntod on every
Initio abort luif that It la altauly Iron ud Qui
nine In n. Mtoioas iorm. Ko Cure. Np I'ar. &0c.
Correct Conilructlon.
Doctor Ah. my little chnp, you
teoni to Ik) in pain,
Modern Youth Don't bo a giddy
goat, doctor; I'm not, in jmin tho
luin's in me.
1 am stun I'lao's Cars for Conaiiniptloii
anved my life three ycara no. Mim. Tnos.
Jlossina, Maple itreet, Norwich, N. V
Feb. 17, IKK).
Adaptation.
"Snicker's jokes oro very thin,"
complained Dinsmoro.
"rcriiops ha makes them that way
for your spocial benefit," suggested
Wintcrbottom.
"How's that?''
"To cnablo you to seo through
thorn."
i - it.. -1. n.. r. tUm
x;czcina ocui iud i.iu u uji..
1. t.1.l fnM..! A,,f tlimtirrl, TVlre.4 Of UlQ Gllltt.
tUC WIUW U V. . b v.. . w ..w - - - ,
causintr Intense redness, burning and itching. So tcrnhio
is the ftclilng at times, especially when the body Is over
heated, that the almost distracted sufferer feels that lio
could tear tho skin to pieces, and that he must scratch or
go crazy. Ho knows from experience that this only
makes matters worse, out, mane ucspenue oy """u . . .
burning and Itching, ho Is for the time being Indifferent to after cffecU. Thero
are several f onus of Eczema, the moist, or weeping kind, that comes in little pus
tules which discharge a water-, sticky fluid, which dries and peels off la bran-l ko
ecales. So profuse is the discbarge nt times that large scabs or crusts form.whlch
ore both painful and troublesome, and not easily removed. Red, disfiguring bumps
und sores ore symptoms of Eczema. The dry form usually attacks the head,
hands and feet; the ekln, becoming hard and rough, often cracking open and
.. .. . i -.1 .i. j ...lit. t.nt.in.. TT.tiin denend unon n tioisoned eon
Dieeaing, sou ueBucu wiu,
Mr. Xi. Marno, Eaoondido, Ban DIoco county,
Col., yrrltes: "My body broke out with a rnah
or eruption -whloh In spite of all efforts to euro
continued to not worso. The ltflhtntr, espopially
at nlnht, woo simply torrlblo; It would almost
tlUoppoar at tlmos, only to return worso than,
ovor. I BUd tried many highly rooornmondod
S reparations without boneflt. and . Jioarln of S.
. 0. dotormlnod to ivo It a fair trial, and was
lnsxprossibly dolltrhted when n S."0"
ourod me entirely, romovlne; every, blomlsU and
Simple rrom my poair. ' ,
inend O.-fl. 0. whonover an opportunity
tilmnle from my uoay. """
forcing the poison back Into tho blood. S. S. 8. antidotes and neutralizes the acid
roisOns and drives out of the circulation all Impurities and humors, and the pure,
rich blood that Is carried to the diseased skin quickly allays the Inflammation,
nnens the cforred up pores, and the skin becomes soft, smooth and ready to perform
its proper functions. To be rid of Eczema you must first purify and build up tho
Wood, and nothing so surely and effectually does this as 8. 8. 8., the onlyRuaran
toed Tiurely vegetable blood purifier. Send for our boole on blood and skin diseases,
la beat time to cure Catarrh,
i iironeiiiiiB -,-"-
I Our remedy la guaranteed, b
W. H. SMITH CO., Buffalo, H. Y.
Gold Cure for Disordered Nervei.
"Tlmt oiistnm girl who Is suffering
from unstrung wrves iiiatlo u mis
take) when who tried to doctor her
solf." "What did ulio tnkofor It'?'
"Diamond rings and anything else
sho coidd lay her hands on."
Don't Maine Her.
"Why didn't who graduato?"
"HIio got mad at the, examiner
1 1 1 1 1 1 i 11 k nn tho thought,, at her ago.
JIuitHkcd hur what great national
event took place in JKOU."
World to Knil 't III Vxxr,
Till" la llin rreenl ileclnlon of mm of llm
prominent siii'inlcs (if tin world, but tint
xtt'Kliiy linn nol yetlii'i'ii tiled upon, mill
while there urn very few people v lio ht-llcvw
tula pirillcilnll, tliero nrn tlimisHinls of
niliern who not. mil v liellcve, but know
t lint llimlptter'H Hlonmeli Hitters U the
heal ini'illelnn to cure dyspepsia, Inilliieat.
tlioi, riniatlimtl IiIIIIoiimm-fk or liver
anil kidney truiililr. A fnlr trlnl will cer
tainly convince you of Uh value.
Very Blunt.
"Tho editor In kicking ithoiit koiiio
of tho joke Wltlittlo is turning in.
lln cays ho Willovos Witllltlo sits
down mid grinds them out."
"I don't lioliuvo it. If ho wan to
grind tliem out tliuy might havo a
point to tliem."
I Slop the Oouph nnd
1 WorhnOtt tho Colli.
I-niatlre IlrritnoJulnlho Tablets euro a cold In
ntiouay. no cure, no ray. rrirti w ceuu.
She Couldn't.
"Just walk tli Ih way madam," mild
tho clerk who was Iiow-legged.
"I'm or I'm very much afraid,
ir, I can't," blushinlgy replied tho
fair customer who wasn't.
lliry Nrvrr I'iiII.
Almmt never. Caicarclaciireao large a -or-renlaKe,
that they're guaranteed to curechroii
lo cnnttlpatlon or money refunded, luugirlata,
yw. av. fiot.
Cruily.
"Yes." lls Krocks went on, "Mr.
Tomjileton mid I nro to lio mnrrieil.
Why don't you olTer congratulii
lions?" "Oh, Tvo no grudgn ngninst Tom
pleton," leyjied tho crtiKty old hach
clor. TO CUIli: A COM) IN ONE DAY
Tako Laxative Ilrotno Qulnlno Tabled. All
lniKgiata refund the money It It fella to cure.
E. W. Orore'a alKiiatnre la on each box. 2io.
Too Much Crlticlim.
"I hear your husband is ill, Mrs.
Jonos."
"Ycs'tim."
"Nothing serious or critical, I
hojic?"
"Critical? I should say ho wore.
Ho ain't satisfied with nothiii" ho
ain't."
BEST F0S1 THE
BOWELS
If jon baven't a renular, heallbr nortiaent of tbl
bowelaercrr dar, jtou'ro alck. or will be. Keep rout
Doweia open, ana ii wen. rorce. in &uotnapox
tlnlflht nhT.lfl or ..lit tKlM)n. la danaeroua. Tho
i.nuxithe.t, eulett. moil perfect wax of keeping ttt
Mwilaclear aud clean la to Uka
Plaaaant. ralatable. l-otenLTaileGooil. noOood.
Slever Blokeo. Weaken, or Orlpe. lOo, lOo Write
for free tampie. and booklet cn bealtn. Addreia
iUrtlM a.Bt I p..7. HUM iHlnit, k.w Ttrfc. XTS.
KEEP YOUR BLOOD GLEAN
A Sure Result.
"Say, old chop, CofTun.jind I havo a
bet wo wish you to dcoiuo for us.''
"No thanks."
"Why not? Wo'ro both friends of
yours."
"Exactly. So what's tho uso of
my milking an enemy of ono of you?"
n rid rtAtnna
dTtion of Wood, and local
union oi uia uiuuu, uuu tucui
applications, while soothing
ana cooling, and may to soma
extent relieve the inflamma
tion, and itching, cannot
be considered cures, because
external remedies do not
reach constitutional or blood
diseases. Salves, ointments,
powders, lotions and soaps do
more harm than good, by
smearing over and sealing up
ooours.
IPHJIcfUcVe4ll ;iaiMMHil
BmaaawlM. li , . I I J MM
lil r.lHrS WHtHt ALL tLit IA113. UJ
Boat Cough Birup. TaateaOoou. uto l
LUKts nnint ait. tioc in-o.
In time. Bold br drulita.
-" ----
CATHARTIC
tradi tuxn msisTtato rff
rO JtEST A.NJ) SJ;EEP.
PHYSICIAN DIRECTS AS TO THE
PROPER PROCEDURE.
How to Oiiln h Htnto of Aliiottite Heat
Toner to Kin ly tlio Mlml of Alt
ThoilKht Die Metllmlo to He Adopt
eil (or liiilueliiir Hliiinlier.
Anyono who U nervouit Mhoiild ho
eiireful how hIio oxpi'Liln energy. To
rest Mhoiild not ho un rt dllllctilt or
iicUlrciiient or ono re(iililug n teacher
yet ninny know very llttlu of It. it
you are pliyalenlly tliod, it very few
inlutites flat on your buck Ih worm, an
n meitiiH of repair, nn hoiir'H Hitting In
tt ehiilr; but inliid that It bo Hat, not re
cllnlug on it loiingv, or with your nplno
bent out of Hhiipu In n deep chnlr In
which your weight rests on any part
or your body except tliu part Intended
to MipiWt It nbove nil, not In n rock
ing chnlr, that upcelnl tiap for the ner
voiih. ItenhleH getting Into thin position
you muxt lie still In It, not holding your
Hclf down on to tho couch or endeavor
ing to hold that nrtlclo of furniture
down- that Ik, you must ho Iooko, re
laxed, uiiHtrtmg. Look nt a child hi
lied. IIiiiIih Hpntwled nil nbrond, for
"how to do It" -tin; wise of the careless
poHltlou Ih nioro ehtiracterlHtlc of per
fect relaxation than tho more composed
attitude of a HleepliiK ndiill. Kays Dr.
John K. Mitchell, In Uiirpcr'n Ilaziir.
I.earn lo keep mill when you rest;
when you move, move with the part of
tho body needed; do not waste your
force by wnllclng with your arms und
face iih well iim with your legs. If clr
cumHtaiiccH force nn unuHual nnd fa
tlKiil'iK iimount of exertion upon you,
break It now mid then by periods of nb
Holute rest. No matter how brief they
lire, they will be useful If you make
them complete and perfect In tho way
described! This Is true of mental ns
well its bodily exertion. A minute or
two in I n u I cm or tjulet, with closed eyes,
If poHslblc, with your tension relaxed
anil the Kearlng of the machinery
thrown on for tho moment, will help
and refresh you greatly. Here, nun In,
more may be calncd If the ability to
relax mentally can be secured. In a
fiiHlilon similar to the withdrawing or
muscular tension. I.enrn to empty your
mind when not using It.
This will not only help for the pur
!oho of temporary repose, but may be
made useful In bringing nbout sleep.
It can, like the trick or muscle relaxa
tion, be' acquired nnd made habitual.
You will then be lens liable to have
your day's work of worry pursue you to
bed and rnsten upon you, to the banish
ment or all possibility or going to
sleep, or if you escape this, follow you
Into the laud or Nod and ling-ride you
In you i dreams.
Dr. Mitchell gives some good advice
about the art of wooing sleep that Is,
worth quoting.
"Ovcranxlety about sleep hinders Its
coming and makes one wnkeftil. Mus
cular relaxation nnd a mind emptied
of thought are the preliminary requl
Hltes." lie Hiiys. "It may be worth while
to add that while we know very little
or the physiology of sleep, It Is prett.v
certain that the amount or blood In the
brain Is lessened durlug sleep, though
whether this diminution In the blood
supply is preliminary to or consequent
upon sleep Is unsure. The ordinary
household remedies for wakefulness
are rounded on this fact a hot foot
bath, a hot-water bag to tho body, a
warm drink, which draws blood to the
stomach, all having in oro or less di
rectly the effect of reducing the quan
tity of blood In tho head. Almost all
sleep-producing medlclucs act In tho
wiine manner, but these are undesira
ble for nervous people, who too easily
grow dciMHidcn't upon them. Tho habit
of their uso Is not so dangerous ns the
slavery to palu-supprcsslug drugs, the
greatest reason ngalnst them being
nither In their somewhat depressing
nervous and physical after effects. On
tho other hand, thought certainly In
creases tho amount or blood In tho
head."
Alutldin's lininj) Outdone.
Wo may breakrnst on rood cooked by
electricity; we rldp In the morning to
our olllces (which are cooled nnd ven
tilated by electric runs) In n car warm
ed, lighted und propelled by electricity,
rending n uewspaper printed by electric
power and rrom type set up by a ma
cinho driven by nn electric motor; the
whlto paper Itself is made rrom wood
by electrically manufactured soda; Its
news received by electric telegraph,
and some of It during the South Afri
can war Unshed by electric searchlights
rrom n town 12,000 miles nwny, Bent
by electric cables to us. coming so rast
that It outstripped the sun In his dally
progress and arrived hero several hours
before It started. Is there any story of
Aladdin's lamp that can parallel such
a marvel? Leslie's Weekly.
Heavy 1,1 rb liiBuranuo.
Charles J. Delvln, n Topekn million
aire, carries more llfo Insurance than
any other Knnsnii. Tho amount Is
$714,000, nnd tho premiums aggregate
$30,000 n year.
Alcohol in Water,
According to a celebrated Krcnch den
tist, river, sea, rain nnd snow water
nil contain more or less alcohol. .Only
pure sprlug water Is free from It.
To Check llleodlng.
Towdered rlco Is said to bo of great
otllcacy In checking bleeding from cuts
nnd bruises.
I.lttlo Huh havo good business sense.
Not being able tp do bettor they start
on a small scalo.
Tho physlclau who takes lire cheer
fully Is not necessarily a dangerous
man.
MR. FlUSK OirtTKO,
8 Merrill Street, Aroetburr, Mies.
Tills lotion should carry Faith
atttlOonvlatlon to thoHoarta
of all Slolt Woman.
" I suffered with inflammation and
falling of tho womb and other dis
agreeable femalo weaknesses. I had
bad spells every two weeks that would
last from eight to ten daj'H nnd would
havo to go to bed. I also had head
ache and backache most of tho time
nnd such bearing down pnins I could
hardly walk across the room at times.
I doctored nearly all tho time for
about two years und seemed to grow
vorMMill tho time until last September
I was obliged to take my bed, and tho
doctors thought nn operation was the
only thing that would help me, but
this I refused to have done.
"Then a friend advised mo to try the
Plnkhnm medicine, which I did, nnd
after ut!ng the first bottle I began to
improve, I took In all five bottles of
Lydia E. l'lnkham's Blood Purifier,
four boxes of Lydia E. l'lnkham's Dry
Form Compound, three boxes of Liver
Pills and used three packages of Sana
tive Wash, and I am as well now as i
ever was. I am more than thankful
every day for my cure." Mrts. FnASK
Caiiter, 3 Merrill St, Amcsbury. Mass.
KiRftflti will bo patdlfthlBtoatlmo-
. fyj.'il . Plnkhnm Mmdlctnm B'
Hence the Term.
Clarence Wiiy do you say tho
wedding was patriotic?
Algernon Well, tho bride was red,
the groom was wnitc and ner father,
who had all tlio bills to pay, was
blue.
Genuine
Carter's
Little Liver Pills.
Must Dear Signature of
See Fac-Slmlle Wrapper Below.
Yerr emU and aa oaay
to take cu near.
FOR HEADACHE.
FOR DIZZINESS.
FDR BILIOUSNESS.
FOR TORPID LIVER.
FOR CONSTIPATION.
FOR SALLOW SKIH.
FOR THECOMPLEXIOD
p. . OBitumza ugatawt iMAtut.
riuati I Purely XettUjaVaHS'
-sassarnranranr
CURE SICK HEADACHE.
A Coiuclence Document
"That last cook sent us back a
postal card."
"What lor?"
"Slio said on it that wo'd find three
of our best plates at tho bottom of
tho pilo stuck together with mucilage."
CARTERS
ffilTTLE .
ilVER
Tho Kind You lluvo Always Bought 1ms homo tho signa
ture of Ghas. II. Fletcher, and lias been mado under his
personal supervision for over SO years. Allow no ono
to (leccivo you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations nnd
" Just-as-tood" nro hut Experiments, ami endanger tho
health of Children Bxpcrleiico ngalnst Experiment.
What is CASTORIA
Castorlu is n harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops anil Siiothlug Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphino nor other Narcotic
substance. Its ngo is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
nnd allays Fovorishncss. It cures Diarrhoea nnd Wind
Colic. It relieves Toothing Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates tho Food, regulates tho
Stomach nnd Dowels, giving healthy nnd natural sleep.
Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend.
The KM You Have Always Bought
Boars tho
In Use For Over 30 Years.
THC OtNTUn COMPANY, tt Muanav arairr, NCWVORK cm.
He Sells Both Kinds.
Up on Fourth avenuo Micro is n
storekeeper who likos to bo right.
I Over his widnow Is tho sign . "Ilird
capes aiid aquariums." in the win
I (low another sign rends: "Ilird cages
jand aquaria, " The Atorokcopcr
i comes out sotnctiinrJs, looks over tho
signs and chuckles as if having
dodged a difficult problem.
A Coincidence.
; "I suppose it is only a coincidence?"
raid tho young man who is anxious
to learn,
"What is?" inquired tho experi
enced friend.
"Tho fact that most sensational
reformers havo been men who woro
I so rich they didn't need any more
J money, or so poor they had lost nil
nojio oi getting any."
Cozy Corner! In the Home.
Church Have you a cozy corner in
your hoiifo?
Gotham Oh, yes; my wifo has ar
ranged two of thorn.
"You must enjoy tliem after a hard
days work?"
"Enjoy nothing! Tho cat has one
and my wife's dog occupies tho other."
Fortified.
Mrs. llattoreon I'm going to meet
my husband at 1 o'clock to select
some decorations for tho drawing
room.
Mrs. Clatterson What do you
want him with you for?
"Well, in case, they don't turn out
right I can say it's his fault."
When Willie Got Home
"Mrs. Knox," said tho hostess at
dinner, "your little boy doesn't seem
i to have much appetite."
No, lie doesn t; that's a fact."
"Don't be bashful, Willie," urged
the hostess. "Won't you have
some more of anything?"
"No, ma'am," Willio replied; "I
filled up on cookies licfore wc come,
'cause I heard ma tell pa that wc
, wouldn't get much here."
FARM MACHINERY AND SUPPLIES.
i MltchelU
Br.t poanlbl 'o build. Ilwt material. Iltat pro
portion, flnlah. Uiblnl running. Htnnlj
years' eiperlrnce. Ml iCHKl.t..
KTAVEIl Ci.. Ill ana Taylor Sit., 1'orUand.Or.
af af Jt aTV AH BUI Ji tiMT Tte rcrfcc"on Wall natter, nlll not alt oft", evea
AiMJ "&tKVa jfSw m though a leakage occur by the burattngof water plpea.
aj m mgm ftilg M epaPJPjr Send nt ronr addreta and rewire circular
mStBmKJ m"llL.uv3t m XLaTS ahowlnp what otliert Imre gained by tho use of
mmw " LaudPlaater.
Agents wanted In every loivn.
SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
31
Founded 1070
A Homo School for Boym
Military and Manual Training
Fall Term Opena Sent. 12, 1BOl
Wrlto for Illustrated Oatalooue
mmmmaim
2
St. Helen's HalB
pnriTt amo. nnmnu.
A Hoarding: mid tlisjr Mchotil for Girts.
Has a Nornsl Kindergarten Training- Depart
ment, which nlll have a separate reaidence (or
kindergarten classes this Kali. The Hoarding
Department provldea a cheerful and well ar
ranged home (or roune ladles. For Catalogue
or other Information anplv to
MISS ELEANOR
Ttuuci la, rrincipai.
300 Posllions Secured Yearly,
San Francisco Business
1830 Market St., San Frauolseo, Ca
FULL COURSE, $60.00.
Write (or Catalogue.
Signature) of
SUFFERED THREE YEARS.
CATARRHS STOMACH,
Miss Evelyn Morso writes from 051
Adams street, Minneapolis, Minn.,
as follows:
"I suffered for nearly three yours
with catarrh of tho stomach which no
mcdicino scorned
to relieve, until n
friend advised mo
to try Pcrunrt.
Although skepti
cal, 1 tried it, and
found it helped
mo within tho
first week, I
kept taking it for
three mouths, nnd
Mla Evelyn Morac.
am pleased to say that it cured mo
entirely, and I have had no sympt
oms of its return. I am only too
glad to recommend it." Evelyn
Morse.
Address Dr. Hnrtmnn, President of
The Hartmiin Sanitarium, Columbus,
Ohio, for free advice.
Hide-Bound.
Ascum What arc you so down on
the English for?
Cnssidy Why shouldn't I? Look
at the stories they do 1ms tellin' about
thim.
Ascum Yes, but they tell stories
about tho Irish, too, which you say
are lies.
Cassidy Aye, but all the lies they
tell about tho English arc true.
till "Call."
Hooker Washington says that dur
ing tho early days of freedom almost
every Negro who learned to read
would reccivo "a call to preach"
within n few days nfter ho began read
ing, ile tells of a colored man in
Alabama who, ono hot day in July,
while ho was at work in n cotton
field, suddenly stopped and, lopking
toward the skies said :
"O Lawd, de cotton am so grassy,
de work am so hard, and do sun am
so hot, I believe this darkey am
called to preach."
Ensilage
Cutter.
lint and only
perfect blower cut
ler on the market,
(tend for circular.
Mitchell, I-ewU St
8taver Co.
Portland, Ore.
JOHN POOLE, Portland, Oregon,
Foot ot Iforrlaon Street.
Can give yon the best bargains In
Buggies, Plows, Boilers and Engines,
Witi'imills and Pnmns and General
Machinery. See ns before bnying.
THE ADAMANT GO.,
Foot of 14th Street. Portland. Oregon.
iir;
' CLAIM INTS FOR PprVTQIDN
Wrllt to NATHAN r,ClOlUl
IT BICKFORO. W.thlngion, D. C.ther will re
la celve quick replies. B. 8th tf.il. VoR stall
20th Corps. Prosecuting claims since 1&74.
' . . 4
Summer Resolutions
TAKE
TUB
ure relief fiom liquor, opium and tobacca
habits. Bend (or particulars to
Cesley Institute. ""XMUft Sal0l.,"u,,
Just So.
Little Elmer ( ho has an inquir
ing mind) Papa, what is firmness?
Prof. Broadhead. The exercise.' of
will power, my son.
Little Elcmer Well, sir, what is
obstinacy?
Proff. Broadhead. Tho exercise of
won't power, my son.
Tho Beat Prescription for Malaria
hllls and Fever Is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless
Chill Tonic. It is simply Iron and quinine In
e, tasteless form. Ko Cure, No l'ay. - I'rice 60c.
Might Be Cheaper.
Tess So ho jilted her, eh? That
must havo mado her feel cheap.
Jess Not so cheap as ho might
wish., She computes tho damage to
her heart at $25,000.
A Matter of Policy.
"Sco here, Cassidy," said DeKan
ter, "I caught one of your bartonders
today putting water in tho whisky."
"Well, sor," Cassidy replied, "ye
must understand that wo havo to
miiko some concessions to tho temper
ance people1"
King Edward Has Many Guests.
A vory noticeable circuinstanco is
tho number of distinguished people
political, official, diplomatic and so
cial who havo dined with his majes
ty during his visit to Windsor castlo.
This is especially remarkable becauso,
during the hist reign, the lato (iieon
nioro ofton dined with her family
tilono in tho small dining room called
tho oak room. Tho king, however,
has introduced tno practico of having
a good-sired dinner party evory day.
MRS. JONES'
FLESH GROWER,
Prlco SS.OO.
This la the genuine. It Increas.
ea flesh on any part or the body,
develops buat to any desired size
and makes round, plump face and
neck. lUmoves all blockheads,
tan. fremiti... TllniDleS. flBflU
worms, and makes the skin joft ami whir. Writ
foragenta' terms. MKS. K. JONKS CO.,
Offices (ll(MU Inter Ocean Hide., Chicago, 111.
M. P. N. D.
Km. 34-1001.
WHEN writing tft ndvertliora pleas
mention this paper.