Cottage Grove sentinel., June 24, 1914, Image 4

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A dsateths» publication enterad at Cottage Grove m a*cond ciaas mail matter.
With some men the bifurcated gar­
ment when worn in the home is merely
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an insiguia of sex rather than an ern
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This rule is imperative.
A man who stole a doxen watches
was in uo dire need o f the ten years'
time given him by the court.
Display, 25 eeata per inch; reading notice ads., 10 cents per line; legal notices,
5 cents per line; surrounded ads., 50 ceuts per mch; Classified ads., 1 cent per
It doeau ‘t aorni fair that old mitiils
word. Special discounts on contracts. Cards o f Thanks and Resolutions, 6 cents and old bachelor* have to pay a »hare
per Una
o f the expen»e o f keeping up the d i­
2« SOUTH F IF T H STREET vorce courta.
BUSIN BBS O FFICE:
Wednesday, June 24. 1014.
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A woman may not be able to hit any­
thing with a stone but she cau'cast a
ballot straight.
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ADVERTISING BATES.
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The reports that Huerta was going
to resign seem to have been violently
overdrawn.
HAMPTON’S
WHERE CA8H
BEATS CREDIT
White Dresses for The Fourth-$3.99 & $5.00
We are offering the finest line of White Crepe and
Embroidery Dresses ever shown here for the money.
Don’t
Forget The Merchant’s Carnival
dress, O. H. Watson, Ashland, “ Clay
At Cotte gt Grove.
of common sense
Day Saturday
traeted lo thè importaiion» of lieef ami
to an unprejudiced consideration of the rights til and Koalia ami Their Possibilities; ’ ’
roru from Argentina. Ntntisties baie
public utilities and the capital invested therein. Fanatical, freak law 2:00 address, “ Iron ami Copper, Their figured out tini! thè total importa of
Be Sure to Get Stop Over
Relation to Commercial Industries;“
are being roundly condemned instead of loudly proclaimed. It is an 3,-00, address, E. P. Ilopson, “ Irrigation beef bave lieen only three and una half
at Cottage Grove.
encouraging sign. With industry assured o f fair treatment we can and Reclamation;“ 3:30, address, C. L. per rent of thut of thè »upply in our
Be Sure to Oet Stop Over
Probated, “ Mineral Resources of Hi*
kiyou County.”
look forward to a return engagement of prosperity.
If I W ere King
Dean lo llin s in The Oregonian.
It is a peculiar coincidence t hut The Oregonian published an edi
torial in its Thursday edition which treated F ’Hen’s $l.r>00 exemption
measure in almost the identical manner that it was treated the day
I f I were king a little while,
before by The Sentinel.
uwn country, The corti shipiuent* were
even lesa »ben figured in eonneetlon
»itti thè w hole stipply, Therefore il ha»
Not A Competitive Proposition
been umile rlear that thè United Htate*
Following the enactment o f the new | farmera are stili holding their own, and
ta riff bill considerable attention is at that Argentina ia not a reni oompatitor.
As The Sentinel hud not reached I’ortlain
A want ail. ill Tht« Sentinel got an old mai d three I ium I ihiu I m ,
when The Oregonian editorial was written, the coincidence serves to «nother ad. Iironglit her three children for adoption; still another nd.
located her three husbands for her after they had run away. A want
show that those who give the measure study arrive at the same eon ad. in The Sentinel will do most anything One cent a wind
elusion as to what the measure would do if enacted into law
an«
I ’d shower no gifts of gold or lace.
Nor scatter largess, with a smile.
To courtiers about the place;
I f truly 1 a king might be,
There’s just one thing that I would do;
I ’d hang the gink that says to m e:
that conclusion is entirely different from the one our tricky friem
l I ’Ren would force upon us.
“ Say, is it hot enough for youT”
ROYAL
The president of the American Tobacco Co. has assailed Thou
Edison for his recent criticism of the cigarette and of cigarette users
Ah, me, I say if I were a king,
The head of the company that makes enormous profits from selling
Affairs of state should vex me n o t;
the coffin nails would have us believe that life iN hardly worth living
I ’d pay attention to one thing
BAKING POWDER
unless we consume daily a certain number of the paper-encased pills
Which I ’d attend to on the spot.
My guards should range the city streets
And run each blithering bonehead through
ABSOLUTELY PURE
that they are necessary to the enjoyment of health, prosperity am
peace of mind.
The statement will hardly receive much serious eon
Insures the most
delicious and healthful food
sideration unless it be by undertakers and those likely to profit by our
Who dared this sentence to repeat:
departure from this vale o f tears.
“ Say, is it hot enough for youT”
I say again if I were king,
By the use o f Royal Baking Powder a
#reat many more articles o f ftxxi may be
readily made at home, all healthful, de­
licious, and economical, addin# much
variety and attractiveness to the menu.
Spelling bees have become quite popular in Oregon and much
I ’d never for a second wait,
good has resulted from them.
Until I ’d done this special thing,
bees.
Then willingly I ’d abdicate
The next in order is pronunciation
It is doubtful if there is a person in Oregon who is not familiar
with a lot of words he can’t pronounce correctly.
And lay aside my kingly tasks,
We have heard of
many words being mispronounced hy those giving them out in spelling
A fter I had, with justice due,
bees.
Boiled him in oil— the guy who asks:
T h e“ Royal linker and Pastry Cook,"*
containing five hundred practical
receipts for all kinds o f baking
•nd rookery, free. Address Royal
Baking Powder C o., N e w York.
Hardly a public speaker delivers an address without mispro
nouncing a word, with the meaning atid spelling of which he is quite
“ Say, is it hot enough for you?”
familiar.
In a single day people of more than average intelligent
mispronounce many familiar words. The English is as peculiar in pro
Prince, I am not the only guy
Whose temper struggles at its tether
nunciation as in spelling. Our ordinary conversation would he greatly
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improved and purified hy some method to correct pronunciation.
When on the street he passes by
This bromide pest of torrid weather;
A widow twitted o f lark o f respect
because she laid aside mourning after
two weeks, replied:
“ Well thut's
about as long ns Hilly really lived .”
But I repeat, if I were king,
On red-hot bricks I ’d make him stew,
And as I watched him, I would sing:
“ Say, is it hot enough for y o u f”
A HYPERCRITICAL CRITIC.
Playing the part of a critic is usually a trying one, but The Port
land Spectator apparently derives considerable enjoyment from its
efforts in that direction.
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It is true The Spectator is a self-appointed
critic and that its criticisms receive no serious attention, but that in
no way detracts from the pleasure its editor derives from his innoc­
uous inveighings against this, that and a few other things.
Does The Oregonian make a grammatical slip, which it frequently
does, The Spectator takes a half column or more of “ seventeen pica
Wliut do you want anyway f A Sentinel classified ad. will
get it for you. What do you wantf Anyway a Sentinel elassi
fied ad. will get it for you.
A number o f marriages o f students
at western universities while yet pur
I » v e ia a dangerous disease but the suing their studies were reported just i:
before commencement.
One became
fatalitiea are very light.
known when the coed applied for a
When a man has water on the brain divorce. It seems that students are
he shouldn’t be surprised i f his head learning too much about love and not
enough about how to supply the pro
visions made necessary by marriage.
The man who has been supporting two
wives on #10 a month was at least re
It is taken for granted that the worn
lieved o f any worry about dividing up an who is opposed to woman’s suffrage
with the income tax collector.
is not the boss around the home.
The man
who
has worked himself
ten point” to impress Portland’s morning paper with
A man got two years added to his sen
the vastly from the foot o f the ladder to the top fence for making a flippant remark to
superior knowledge of Portland's erudite, if somewhat pompous, has got a whole lot more pleasure out the sentencing official. Talk wasn’t
o f life than many who had plenty o f cheap that time.
weekly.
time for amusement.
W'e have seen fellows who really seem
Does The Journal relieve itself of some editorial redundancy,
A. Paint Story
C E R T A IN wall known man rasbllng In llm
rtty of Cottaga Orov# rania Into our shop the
other day and said:. “ I can buy guarantaad
Pure Paint In Portland for 81.45 per gallon.
My neighbor lias used sums of this paint and it looks
pretty good.” . Now our frtand was the “ Show M a”
kind although not from Missouri, and had a gallon of
his neighbors’ paint waighad. Tba Si 45 guarantaad
Pura Paint weighad 13'/, pounds.. Wa waighad a gallon
o f Shcrwln Williams paint in tha name color. In this
man's prasanca and it tippad tha beam at 18 pounds
exa-tly.
A
It is neodlass to say we took this man's ordar. and
ha said ha saw at least one reason for tha difference
in price.
Moral: B U Y 8H E R W IN W IL L IA M S P A IN T FROM
to believe the lies they tell.
I
f
thieves
stopped
when
they
reached
which it frequently does, The Spectator straightway “ perpetrates” a
the mark they first set for themselves,
ponderous philological curtain lecture.
I f you insist on playing another
few would get into jail. The trouble
man
’s game, let him start it.
is
that
money,
no
matter
how
acquired,
In its last issue The Spectator almost lifts itself by its boot straps
lures a person too far.
in explaining a misuse of the word “ psychological” on the part of
Bargain Carnival
Day, Saturday,
The Sentinel. Psychology is the science of the human soul. Some
People would not object so much to June 27, ia the uniquest sale day ever
No other paper, daily or weekly, reaches one-quarter :ts
dictionaries define it as the science of the mind. W e used the word the building o f a battleship now and put on in the history o f Cottage Grove. many people in the Cottage drove country as does The Sentinel.
then i f they didn’t feel it was a peace Read the leaders in page ad. in this is­
in referring to The Spectator and must acknowledge that, taking offering to the battleship builders and sue and then come in and see the bar­
gains that are not listed. This is going
either definitation, such use was entirely unwarranted. We most powder manufacturers.
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to be one great big gala day. Every
humbly apologize to this model of philological propriety for attribut­
The kind o f women who are fighting body and his dog will be there.
ing to it mental qualities. The error was a serious one and we are for suffrage in England demonstrate
by their actions that they wouldn’t
Mining Men to Meet.
pleaaed to be corrected.
know how to use the ballot if they got
The
Southern
Oregon-Northern Cali
Our hypercritical grammatical critic, however, makes a serious it.
fornia Mining Congress will meet in
i; The Cottage Grove Mfg. Co.
Don’t Get Fresh
orthographical error while correcting The Sentinel.
It speaks of the
“ Sentinnl.”
Paragraphers make fun o f the kind
W e fail to find this form of spelling sanctioned by any o f people who talk, but i f folks didn't
talk where would the news come from f
recognized authority on orthography, phonetic or otherwise.
TIDE IS TURNING.
The American people have a habit of going o ff on a tangent.
Ever since trust regulation began, the regulation of big business has
We have often thought that some
women must feel like hypocrites every
time they put on mourning.
A father o f two or three little tots
become more and more drastic until trusts and corporations no longer has no need o f going to a moving picture
know where they are at. Every little while some new law is passed, show down town o f an evening.
some new commission is appointed to inquire into the devious devices
People who live within themselves are
used by big business, or some old law is dug up from musty tomes and very careless o f their environment
these eugenic days.
enforced.
It now seema, however, that we have reached the high tide of per­
When a man discovers himself he
Ashland July D and 10. Ix>cal commit­
tees are pr- paring to entertain the del­
egates. The program is ss follows:
Thursday, July » — 8 to 10:30, rerep
tion at Commercial Club rooms; 10:30
address o f welcome, Mayor Johnson;
11:00, response, F. J. Newman, Med­
ford; 8. J. Taylor, Yreka; 1:30 p. m.,
President’s address, L. J. L ucas ; 2:00,
address, 8. B. Edwards, Orants Pass,
“ Placer Mining in 8outhern O regon;“
3:00, address, H. N. Lawrie, Portland,
“ Mining Industries o f the 8 ta te ;“
3:30, address, R. A. Watson, eorporation
commissioner, “ Blue 8ky Law, Rela
tion to Mining Induatry;“ 8:00 general
diacuasion and buainess meeting.
Friday— 0:30 a. m., address, A. L.
o f special recognition from the govern­ Lamb, Ashland, “ Mining in Jackson
it is not an unforgivable crime for business to show a profit on in­
County; “ 10:00, Mr. M&ngum, ‘ * Mining
ment.
vestment.
in Josephine County;“ 10:30, address,
Raising a family o f boys is a problem Professor Parks, “ Mineral Reanurcea o f
While in no way minimizing the need of safe and sane regula­ which you may solve but which can not
O regon;“ 11:00, addreaa by stnte min
tion, papera of the entire country are advocating a return to th'j use be proven.
eralogiat o f California; 1:30 p. m., ad
secution and prosecution of business.
Don’t apply when buying meat.
Vou should always get fresh meat—and you
always get it when you buy from
City Meat M arket
BARTELS S l ERNEST, Propa.
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I have just enough time to make
that Suit for you
W e are coming to believe that feels that be should receive some kind
Full Line of W inter Samples Now on Exhibition
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