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About Falls City news. (Falls City, Or.) 190?-19?? | View Entire Issue (April 6, 1918)
New Houston Hotel It Cost the Average Family Less Than 10c Per Week (or Packer’s Profit in 1917. The Meat Bill is one of the large items in the family budget less than 10 cents per w eel; of it goes to the packer in profits. In converting live stock into ireat and getting it into the hands of the retail dealer, the packer perforn'^s a complex and essential service with the m axim um of efficiency. * ’l i . • l The ubove statement is based on Swift & Company's 1917 figures and Federal Census data : Matti ami K n n tt M a. Portland. Ore. Putir bloeka front Union Lteeot Twe bleeki fritta Nuw l'usbifflee. Mudnrn and flrepreud Ovav 1(10 utitatti« reuma. kataa Ita te M.00. (.MAH C. IIOMKINS. Manager Hotel Rowland BEAUTIFUL RUGS An- made from your 01.0 CAR PETS. Hag Ruga woven nil »ilea. Mail order» receive prompt and care Mark Twaln’a Childhood. ful attention. Mend for booklet. Mark Twain uaed to tell the pathe NORTHWEST RUG CO. tic atory of bl» childhood. It eeema, E. 8th and Taylor Sta. Portland. Or. according to the atory, that Mark waa born twlna. He and hla twin looked »o much alike that no one, not even M O N E Y FOR Y O U their mother, could tell them apart Hia*n<ls o f trained young people » he- Welker If urines« Col leve. Portland. One day, while the nurse was bathing thaas, one of them slipped In the bath tub and w m drowned. No one ever knew which twin It was that waa VfcsTKRN 'IhucK A t t a c h m e n t drowned—and therein, enya Mark, waa tba tragedy. "Everyone thought I waa the one that lived,” he aald. “ but I wasn't It waa my brother who lived. I waa the one that waa drowned."— Exchange. Washington and Oregon. The most vital point of a truck attach ment is the bearings. The Western 1» the only truck attachment made with * Two-inch Timber» Bearing. Other spe cifications in portion. Why Buy an Inferior make? A . J. LORMOR, Fsdsry Diilrialsr. SH JJ Ufa h a . Pertlead. O i h m the ? * fÇ ift & Company’s total output (Mrai and by product») „ 5,570,000,000 Pounds Swift & Company’s total Profit ........................... $34,650,000.00 A Profit per pound . . . 1918 year book o f interesting and instructive facts sent on rsquesL Address Swift & Company, Union Stock Yards, Chicago, Illinois Swift & Company If Mixed with Sulphur it Dark ens so Naturally Nobody can Tell. Grandmother kept her hair beastf fully darkened, glossy and attractive with a brew of Sage Tea and 8ulphar Whenever her balr took on that doll faded or streaked appearance, this ■tuple mixture was applied with woo derful effect. By asking at any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and 8u!phur One on the General. The Goethals-Denman shipbuilding board was Intact when this happened A contractor seeking business was queried by the general; "How many steel ships have p in built?" "Not any.” "That's Just like you business men; yet you have the yerve to aak for a contract for steel ships from the government." "General, let me ask you tills: How many canals did you build before you tackled the Panama?" Collector— I've called three times for this bill already. I can't keep coming around here. Debtor—I'm gratified to hear It. Comfort Baby WithCuticura Natural 8»l«ctlon. "W e are all ready to talk about the duty of otbera.” "Yes.” commented M l»» Cayenne. "Duty 1» something like the Darwinian theory. It seems perfectly all light for a lot of people we know, but none of ua like to bring it home to our selves." "Ethel," said her mother, "have you been at my preserves again?" Ethel at once became very buay ar ranging her doll’s hair. “ Mother," she replied, “ when you were a little girl didn’t grandma teach you, same as you have me, not to be 'qulsltive?” Keep W R IG L E Y S In m ind as th e longest- (astine con fectio n you can b u y . Send It to th e boys at th e fr o n t. War Time Economy In Sweetmeats— a 5-cent package o f W R (C L £ Y *S w ill g ive yo u several days* enjoy m e n t: it's an investm ent In be n e fit as w ell as p le a su re , fo r It helps te e th , b re a th , a p p e tite , d ig e stio n . $.0062 U. S. Meat Consumption . . . . . . . 170 pounds per person per year 170 pounds at $.0062 = $1.05 per person per year Th e average family 4Vi persons = $4.72 per family per year U. Th » K ilw r 'i Busy Day. • a. m.-0 a. m. Morning bata (prl- vala), 9 a. m. 10 a. in Morning bat« (lull dress). 10 a. m i l a. m. Think» about Oraat (Jarman »word. 11 a. m 12 m Congratulatory tala- gram to tba sergeant-at arm» of the Landtag of Macklanburg Scbwerln. 12 m T p. m. Lunch. 1 p. m. 2 p. m. Lata heart bleed for Louvain. 2 p. in. 3 p. m Haa 00 great momenta reverently admiring Ood'a band In bla- tory. 3 p. m. 4 p. m. Experience» horror at entente depravity. i p. in. 6 p. m. Trie» not to think of the German navy. I p. rn. 0 p. m. Wonder» when the war will end.— New York Evening Pont. s. A . Compound," you will get a large hot tie of this old time recipe. Improved by the addition of other Ingredients all ready to use, for about 10 cents This simple mixture can be depended upon to restore natural color and beauty to the hair. A well-known downtown druggist says everybody uses Wyeth’s Sag. and Sulphur Compound now because It darkens so naturally and evenly that nobody can tell it haa been ap plied—It’s so easy to use, too. You simply dampen a comb or soft bruab asd draT !t i*»roneb your hair, taking one strand at a time. By morning the gray hair disappears; after an other application or two. It la restored to Its natural color and looks glossy soft and beautiful. This preparation Is a delightful toilet requisite. It tr not Intended for the cure, mitigation or prevention of disease.— Adv. Horrid Man. She— What Is the correct transla tion of the motto of that lovely ring you gave me? lie — Faithful to the last. She— The last! How horrid! And you've always told me before that I was the very first!— Minneapolis Trib une. Too Literal. The Junior Sub (conjuring at the men’s smoker)— Now, »are you quite sure the haversack's empty? Ills Assistant— Absolutely, sir. The rabbit wot you put in It's got away, sir.— London Sketch. A Money Saver! A Time Saver! A Labor Saver! For ru ttin g cordwood. clonring land or "ftwinir to* i. Our m»ohlne naturally flu itR«lf to th*» different positions while saw ing without any adjustment. Flavor Lasts! Heroic Suggestion. As an expert In heroics we offer the suggestion that the man who triumphs over John Barleycorn may be entitled to honorable mention, but triumphing over the Flve-Cent Cigar habit entitles one to all the ribbons and crosses of war. the rank of colonel and fried chicken four times a week.—Houston Post. "Why don’t you call on that fashion able girl? You claim to know her." “ I make no clalma. The acquaintance was slight. I was merely engaged to her at a summer resort"— Louisville Courier-Journal. Fearlesa "Aren’t you sometimes a little afraid of your wife?" “ Certainly sot,” replied Mr. Meek- t o n . ^ do exactly as Henrietta says In every particular. Therefore, what reaaon have I to fear her?”— Washing ton Star. Call » t 20* Aider street or mail «ample». W e buy »II the time and pay the hiuhmt market price. Don't fall to r e t in touch with ur before aeUinir. W f STS t h # O n l y E x c l u s i v e B e a n D e a l e r s In O teg o n . W e want more agenta at country pointa. Cleaner, and dealer, y la u e w rit, fur our agent«' term.. S. C. D A L T O N CO., MS Ahter SC. PORTI .AND. ORE. la the reeult o f n .in g Peta luma Incubator, and Brood ers. That's the kind you want. W rite for our big Free Catalog No. «0. remUM INCUBATOR CO. Petaluma. California You reckless men and women who are pestered w'th corns and who have at least once s week Invited an awful death from lockjaw or blood poison are now told by a Cincinnati authority to use a drug called freexone, which the moment a few drops are applied to any corn or callout the soreness Is relieved and soon the entire corn or callous, root and all. lifts off with the fingers. Freexone dries the moment It Is ap plied, and simply shrivels the corn or callous without inflaming or even ir ritating the surrounding tissue or skin. A small bottle of freesone will cost very little at any of the drug stores, but will positively rid one’s feet of every hard or soft corn or Elat less meat if Kidneys feel like lead or Bladder hardened callous. If your druggist hasn’t any freexone he can get It at bothers. any wholesale drug house for you.— Most folks forget that the kidneys, Adv. like the bowels, get sluggish and clog ged and need a flushing occasionally, Spring Chumps. else we have backache and dull misery The man who rocks the boat The fellow who didn’t know It was In the kidney region, severe headaches, rheumatic twinges, torpid liver, acid loaded. The susceptible gink who went stomach, sleeplessness and all aorta flower hunting with a girl and got of bladder disorders. You simply must keep your kidneys engaged. The man who thought he was im active and clean, and the moment you feel an ache or pain In the kidney mune from poison Ivy. region, get about four ounces of Jsd The picnicker who sat on the ground Malts from any good drug store here, before it was warm and was looked at take a tablespoonful In a glass of wa sympathetically by his widow’s rela ter before breakfast for a few days tives.— Richmond Tlmes-Dispatch. and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the Dr. Pierce’s Pellets are best for liver, arid of grapes and lemon Juice, com bowels and stomach. One little Pellet bined with llthla, and la harmless to for a laxative—three for a cathartic. flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to normal activity. It also neu The Object. tralises the acids In the urine so it no "W hy do we have these meatless longer Irritates, thus ending bladder and wheatless days?” asked the sel disorders. fish person. Jad Salta is harmless; inexpensive; "In order,” replied Miss Cayenne, makes a delightful effervescent llthla "that we may have a defeatless army.” water drink which everybody should take now and then to keep their kid neys clean, thus avoiding serious com plications. A well-known local druggist says he sells lots of Jad Salta to folks who be lieve In overcoming kidney trouble while It Is only trouble.— Adv. }f N E Granulated Eyelids, Sore Eves. Eyes Inflamed by P j ^ S g A , Oust and Wind quickly ■ a J B * " relieved by Murine. Try tt in E » » £ y w u r Eyes and in Baby's Eyes. Proved. “I tell you,” said Pat, “ the ould fr’ind is the best, after all, and, what’s more, I can prove I t ” “ How are you goin’ to prove It?" “ Where will you find a new fr’ind that has shtud by ye as long as th* ould ones have?"—Last Word. 8kln Troubles That Itch Burn and disfigure quickly soothed and healed by hot baths with Cutl- curs Soap and gentle anointings of Cu tl cura Ointment. For free samples, address. “Cutlcura, Dept. X. Boston.” Sold by druggists and by malL Soap 23, Ointment V <nd 50.—Adv. Where Most of Them Go. “ Scribbs has a facetious name for his waste basket” “ What does he call It?” “ The grave of hla dreams."— Brook lyn Citizen. TO B RE AK IN NEW SHOES A L W A T S USE A llen '. Foot-Ease, the an ti^ p tic powder, tt pre-rent, tightness and blistering. Relieve. Corns. Bunions, and Swollen. Sweating. Aching Feet. Give, real and comfort. Accept no aubetituta. Sample FREE. Addnaa. Allan a. Otmatad. La Roy. N . Y . _______________________ “ Where have you been?” “ I’ve been to see ‘Jack and the Beans Talk’ ” “ Well, what in heaven's name d id they say?”— Portland Press. Hides, Pelts, CK £ E “ Wool & Mohaii Makes a Man Mad. Remember This. " I’m glad Billy had the sense to It always makes a man mad to re flect tfcat hla great-grandfather could marry an old maid,” said grandma at Portland. Of*.. Seattle. Wn.. Bellingham, Wn. A WOMAN'S BURDENS are lightened when she turns to the have sought the postofflee block for the wedding. right medicine. If her existence Is 31.50 and didn't do I t — Neodesha "Why, grandma?” asked the son. made gloomy by the chronic weak (Kan.) Reporter. “ Well, gala la hlghty-tighty, and wld- ■Nf | f n Veal, Pork, Beef, nesses. delicate derangements, and ders la kinder overrulin' and upsettln’, S i - 1 I Y * Poultry, Butter, Egg» painful disorders that afflict her sex, "You charge extra for an egg done but old maids is thankful and willin’ to " Kmj Farm Produce, please.”—Tit-Bits. she will find relief and emancipation on both sides?” to th . Old Reliable Everding hoiwe with a from her troubles In Dr. Pierce's Fav record o f 46 year, o f Square Dealing», and "Gotto,” replied the waiter. “ Re And There It Ended. b . awured o f T O P M A R K E T PRICES. orite Preacription. If she's overwork quires that much more fuel to cook ed. nervous, or "run-down,” she find* F. M. CRONKHITE, Policyholder— I nearly had my skull new life and strength. It's & power »- «7 r r i il Strw.t, Portland, Oregon fractured on the Ice sidewalk yester ful, invigorating tonic and nervine It Is said they tried to form a chap day. Don’t I get something for that? which was discovered and used by an ter of the Daughters of the Revolution Adjuster—If you can produce a doc eminent physician for many years, in in Russia the other day, but couldn't tor’s certificate we may nearly giva all cases of ‘‘female complaints” and decide which revolution. you something.— Boston Transcript weaknesses. For young girls just en tering womanhood; for women at the critical "change of life ;" in bearing- W ; | tfia^rantee you top market price* at all time* down sensations, periodical pains, ul- for your Veai. Hogs. Poultry. Egg*. Butter. Hides. itlon, Inflammation, and every ktn- Etc. I f you hare not shipped to ua, try ua. 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