The news=record. (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Or.) 1907-1910, March 19, 1910, Saturday Edition, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextTHE NEWS RECORD ' (TwIce-a-Week.) Formerly the Wallowa News, estab lished March 3. 1899. : ' , Published Wednesdays and Satur days at Enterprise, Oregon, by . I THE ENTERPRISE PRESS Office East side Court House Square Entered as. second-class matter January 2, 1909, at the poatofflce at Enterprise. Oregon, under the Act of March 3, 1879. " Subscription Rates; One year $2, six' months $1, three months 50c, one month 20c. On yearly cash-in-advance subscriptions a discount of 2&c la given. Taft's scepter Is a whip Instead of a stick, but it has a pretty keen lash. .;' David Lloyd-George. The champion of the British budget, which has made history fcr English politics, is not a man to lose his head or his heart in fortune or misfortune. Be came originally from an obscure Welsh Tillage and should his projects receive a damaging black eye would be ready, like Henry Ward Beecher when warned that a certain course would rain his prospects, to "go back to the woods." Aside from his feverish Celtic temper, the principal asset of Lloyd-George in his present warfare for the people is a silvery tongue. He has no personal presence, but his audience forgets that the mo ment he opens his mouth. Already David Lloyd-George at the age of forty-seven has been thought of as coming Gladstone.' - His convictions and toe principles through which he hopes to work them out are much the same as those of the "great common er" at the height of his career. Like Gladstone, he is solemnly as well as fearlessly in earnest, and being right has done ' more ' for his advancement than being brilliant; . '; Light of Truth. "The late Henry C. Lea of Philadel phia." said a Boston publisher, "was the world's foremost authority on the Spanish Inquisition. To this subject he devoted his life. ' "Mr. Lea" was a realist. He sought only the truth. He threw romantic lights over nothing. He believed that the truth gave the best effects of all. "Once, to illustrate the striking ef fect that the truth gave, he said that Byron though it Is not generally known put a second inclosure in the envelope to his wife containing" the beautiful lines: "Fare thee well! And if for ever, ' Still forever fare thee well! "The second inclosure was a butch er's bill, on which in bis fine hand the poet had scrawled: "'Please look over this, as I don't believe we had so much meat in the time stated." " - Saving the Situation. Dr. Hilary Little Laycock of Wheel ing at the recent diocesan convention in New York said of a certain resolu tion: "It was perhaps unintelligible, like the Wheeling man's prayer. "This man, praying in meeting for a brother who lay very ill, cried: " 'Oh, Lord, restore unto us our brother if It doth not interfere with thy perquisites.' "The. situation was saved by a. dea con who shouted: " 'Halleluiah! The Lord knows what he means.' " . ' j Alfred Austin, English poet laureate, I stands up bravely for the English I house of lords, but as long as be jjdoesn't write a poem about it the out I side public has no disposition to com plain. Chamberlain's Stomreh and Liv er Tablets, invariably bring relief to women suffering from chronic consti pation, headache, billounsess, dizzi ness, saHowness of the skin and dyspepsia. Sold by all druggists. The Indian is to hare a colossal and lofty statue after all. and after all it may transpire that Lo was the real discoverer of America. Though Shackleton goes after the South pole In band wagon style, the I- faker may already be fitting out a secret expedition. If all of Dr. Lowell's time Is taken up with Mars canals he should set his understudy at the Job of keeping. tubs on the Panama ditch. "The home as a social unit is golitji out of our life," ,'says Dr. Gull:! Dou't theorize, doctor, but go to tli homes and And out. " PROVE IT FOR YOURSELF! C Hundreds of people in this town are about ready to purchase a talking machine. ft Buy in the daylightl Make compar isons I Remember that there are "talk ing machines" and "phonographs," but only one Graphophone the COLUMBIA GRAPHOPHONE ft Be sure to get in touch with us before you buy. Complete Graphophone out fits from $20 up. Come in and listen. Most , people prefer to buy "on time" and that . suits us. : Terms are Easy I BURNAUGH A MAYFIELO, Agents, ENTERPRISE, OREGON. LfetJ Medicines that aid nature are al ways most successful. Chamber lain's Cough Remedy acts on this plan. It loosens "the cough, relieves the lungs, opens the secretions and aids nature in restoring the sys tem to a healthy condition. Sold by all druggista. Professional Bit ectory of Wallowa County MwWHWM"H4WH W4M'M THOS. M. DILL ATTORNEY-AT'LAW rrr i i j t . uuur soma oi inow 4 fraternal Bldg Enterprise, Ore. BURLEIGH & BOYD ATTORNEYS-AT-LAV Practice lu all State Courts and Interior Department. Careful at tention to all business. D. W. SHEAHAN LAWYER ENTERPRISE Practice in State and Federal f Courts and Interior Department. One Successful Case. "Doctor, you're not so foolish as to think you can mc.ke people good by performing operations on them, are you?" 'That depeuds upon what you call making people good. You can check their disposition to commit crime."' As for example?" 1 ' Well, I once knew a man who was cured by a simple operation of a tend ency to rob banks and hold up rail way trains." "Did you perform it doctor?" "No; 1 was merely called on to verify the result after the operation was over." "Well, who did perform It?" "A frontier sheriff." Washington Star. Don't Break Down. . Severe strains on the vital organs, ike strains on machinery, cause break-df wns You can't over-tax stomach, liver, ' kidneys, bo,wels ' or nerves without serious danger . to yourself. If you are weak or Tun down, or under strain of any kind, take Electric Bitters, the matchless tonic medicine. Mrs. 'J. E. Van de Sonde, of Kkkland, . 111., writes: "That I did not break down; while enduring a most severe strain, for hree months, is due wholly to Elec tric Bitters." Use them and enjoy health and sfanenigth. Satisfaction positively guaranteed. 50c. at all druggists. " f : " v The Wicked Earl. Lord Wilton' was known to the conn trv Deoble as . "the wicked earl.' One Sunday Lady Wilton and I," says the author of a volume of recollections. went to church -unaccompanied by Lord Wilton, who, whatever bis fall lugs might be, was usually most strict in his religious observances. I saw the clerk look at us as we entered the church, andhe evidently noticed Lord Wilton's absence, but I was not pre pared for what followed. The vicar duly commenced, 'When the wicked' But he was stopped by the clerk, who turned to him . and, looking across at Lord Wilton's vacant seat, said in a loud voice, 'Please, sir, his lordship's not come yet! " Fully nine out of every ten cases of rheumatism is simply rheumatism of the muscles due to cold! or damp, or chronic rheumatism, neither of which require any internal treatment All that la needed to afford relief Is the f -ee application of Chamber Iain's Liniment. Give it a trial. You are certain to be pleased! with the quick relief which It affords. Sold by all druggists. The Way It Is. I said to my friend. "Tell me my faults and I will know you are my friend." And he told me my faults. and I spurned him, for I thought him a fool. I said to a second friend, "Tell me my faults frankly." And be said I bad no faults, and I spurned him, for 1 knew he was a fool. I said to my third friend. "Tell me all my faults." And he told me my faults, and I tbanked him. And be spurned me, for he knew I was a hypo crite. Cleveland Leader. W. A. RIGDON ARCHITECT AND BUILDER ENTERPRISE, OREGON Going From Dan. Mark Twain's best friend In his Ne vada days was another young journal ist railed Dan de Qullle. One day Mark and he had been for a walk from Gold Hill down to Virginia City. All of a sudden Mark said, "S'long," with a wave of his hand and started to leave his friend. "Where ye goin', Sam?" asked Dan. "Waal," replied Mark in his famous drawl. "I guess I'll take a run down to Beersheba. That's the correct place to go when you leave, Dan." Cleve land Leader; See the E. M. & M. Co. for Rye, Alfalfa or Timothy Seed. KETCHUM - ENTERPRISE I w. c, t DENTIST T tlfrii'A Rnrlnnri Ttllllrilno Hnma T inaepenuent rnone. C. T. HOCKETT. M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON I , , t Office upstairs in Bank Build- I lng. Ind. Home phone in office ', and residence. PR. C. A. AULT PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office In Bank Building, Horn phone residence. both office and! t New Blacksmith Firm Poulson & Prater At the Red Front Stand All kinds of Blacksmith ing. -:- Horseshoeing a Specialty. Enterprise, Oregon 11 ase Dr. King's New Life Pills, the matchless regulators, for keen brain and - strong body. 25c at aU druggists. Hack Calls trr any part of the city answered day or night. Both Phones Home Independent 40 Pacific States 45. A Man of Iron Nerve. Indomitable will and tremendous energy are never found where etom ich, liver, kidneys and bowels are out of order. If you want, these qualities and the success they bring, ENTERPRISE OPERA HOUSE Watch for Next Announcement The Way He Got the Answer. Railway porters in the town of Crewe seem to have a curious habit of answering the question "you do not ask them. The experience of a corre spondent of the Manchester Guardian is a case in point.'; At the station en trance he asked, "When is the next train to Manchester?" The reply was, "Platform 5." He went to platform 6 and repeated his question, and the answer was, "Other end of the plat form." Yet again he asked, "When is the next train to Manchester?" and got First train after the next on this side." In desperation he altered the form of the question to, "Where shall get the Manchester train?" And then he got the reply he had wanted all the time "Six twentv-flve. sir." It Saved Hie Leg. "All thought I'd lose my leg," writes J. A. Swensen, of Watertown, Wis. "Ten years of eczema,' that 15 doctors could not cure, had at last laid me up. Then Bucklen'si Arnica Salve cured It, sound and well." In fallible for skin eruptions, eczema, salt rheum, bolls, fever soree, burns, scalds, cuts and piles. 25c at all druggists. Wily Talleyrand. Louis XVlll., complimenting Talley rand one day upon his abilities, asked him how be had contrived first to over turn the directory and finally Bonaparte. The wily diplomat replied, with charm ing simplicity: "Really, sire. I have had nothing to do with this. Tlwre Is something Inexplicable about me which brings ill luck on the governments that neglect me." . Are you frequently hoaroe? Do you have that annoying tickling in your :hroat? Does your cough annoy you at night, and do you raise mucus In che morning? Do you want relief? If so, take Chamberlain's Couch Remedy and you will be pleased, rfold by all druggists. Anonymous. "Now, Johnny," said the teacher of the juvenile class to a pupil, "anony mous means without a name. Can you give me an example?" "Yes, ma'am," answered Johnny. "The baby that arrived at our house yesterday is anonymous." Exchange, FOR SALE Recleaned Timothy Seed. 26M C. S. Bradley. ENTERPRISE LIVERY AND HACK BARN BAKER BROTHERS, Proprietors. m m m n a m ft First Class Rigs and careful drivers. Our bus meets all trains.- Fare 25c. within city limits (bbbi BijBiapBasaBiiaiaRiuu The City Planing Mill W. F. RANKIN, Proprietor ENTERPRISE, OREGON. Carries a complete stock of rough and dressed lumber. A line of standard mouldings always in stock. Satisfactory Mill WorK a Specialty Five pr oent discount for cash. All accounts balanced at expiration of 30 day and settled by oash or note. tt a W M H n MILLIONS OF Rfil O M 1 V AT LOWEST RATES. ON EASIEST TERMS. Wm. Miller & Brother, SUITE 204, Wallowa National Bank Building, ENTERPRISE, OREGON ti ENTERPRISE MEAT MARKET BESl OF MEATS ALWAYS ON HAND. ugm M.,ie. Combes & Hotehkiss IKDEPEIIDEHT Pelts and Hides . proprietor PHONE 20 Every Day at HARRISON'S CITY MARKET BEEF, PORK, VEAL MUTTON FRESH FISH EVERY DAY FRESH OYSTERS IN SEASON Sausage of all kinds Hams and Bacon Sugar Cured For Dinner Corn Beef and Cab bage, Wienerwurst and Sauer Kraut. For Breakfast Liver and Bacon. For Supper A Nice Steak. Mincemeat. Chicken at any time. Orders delivered in a few minutes. Telephone your order for a nice roaat or boil and it will be there in time to cook for dinner. Geo. A Harrison River Street MAIL AND PASSENGER, STAGE LINE Wallowa. Appleton, Flora lo Paradise, MONDAYS WEDNESDAYS and FRIDAYS; and From Paradise, Flora and Appleton to Wallowa, TUESDAYS, THURSDAYS and SATURDAYS Good accommodations, courteous treatment and reasonable rate. Leaves Wallowa at 6 a. m. E. W. SOUTHWICK, Proprietor. What Can You Expect? What can you expect your business to amount to withe ut a Telephone? Do you suppose a customer will lose time running after you when you can call your compet itor by 'phone? Home Independent Telephone Co. We Do High-Class Job Printing Try Us We guarantee satisfaction