The news=record. (Enterprise, Wallowa County, Or.) 1907-1910, December 01, 1909, Wednesday Edition, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextCatarrh Whether it is of the nose, throat, tomach, bowels, or more delicate or gans, catarrh is always debilitating and should have attention. The discharge from the mucous membrane is because this is kept in a state of inflammation by an impure tondition of the blood. Therefore, to cure, takv tha best blood purifier, Hood'j Sarsaparilla In usual lNfaU form or chocolated tablets known aa Srsatab8. 100 doses si. How to Road. Reading is not a lost art to the same degree that conversation Is, but It has In most cases an arrested devel opment through so much reading that makes no demand upon aesthetic sen sibility, a that one Is apt to bring to a fine story full of delicate shades of thought ad feeling the same mind which he yields to a newspaper, put ting a blunt interrogation as to Its meaning as conveyed In the terms of a rational proposition, and the writer's charm Is wholly lost upon him. While the reader's surrender to the author must be complete, his attitude should not be passive, but that of active re sponsiveness and partnership. H. M. Alden In Harper's Magazine. In case of pain on the lungs Hamlins Wizard Oil acts like a mustard plaster, except that it is more effective and is bo much nicer and cleaner to use. ' Accounting- for It. Imog-ene Why Is it that so many weddings happen on Wednesday! Esmeralda Well, on Sunday every body wants to sleep, you know; Mon day Is wash day. and Tuesday la Iron lng day. Wednesday Is the first day In the week when there's really any time for marrying;. HOWARD E. BURTON Aasarer mnt Chemist. ville Colorado. gpMjoien prion: Ook BllVBr, Ld II oW, Silver. 75o; Gold, Mo; Kino or Copper. II. Mailing envelopes and fall price Hat MORPHINES - " m m m tiqm jom tk.t auto. iMrniaoeiitly cure, ftur drug bAbti, " W oonUm Morphia., UwUhh, OpIqbi or u; oUms- r"".' "rur- qau.d la ftd.ftne. full Bontli Imlnul Mnt to tko sOlctad wilhoal on, not of d.p.,,,1. Stain, ku eons thoaeuda. It "ill sure jcm. o... It trm WuU, Toe era to be Mealee Medlolne o 3749 Uattil., tLlMkiM, MODERN tXPCRT DENTISTRY At Prices that Defy CompetHloa TtETH WITHOUT PLATES A SPECIALTY PAINLESS EXTRACTION 60c SILVER FILLINGS 60c UB GOLD FILLING8 ii.oo UD KK GOLD CROWN 65.00 GOOD RUBBER PLATE " Is.OO THE BEST RUBBER PLATES $8.00 WHALEBONE PLATES SIO.OO Out-of-town patient can obtain perfect work and aave money by calling- at our office. NO STUDEN IB NO GAS NO COCAINE All work guaranteed for tan year CHICAGO PAINLESS DENTISTS 323 Washington St, Cor. Sixth Established 15 inn. Here to stay. I A UP .T w-T known in ..iwP ..1 alueof the i-01 II not at 'THE TEADY UCHT 1'rom Arctic in r A I A tsji- 1 Solid brass font holds 4 quarts of oil sufficient to give out a glowire; heat for 9 hours solid brass wick carriers damper top cool handle oil indicator Heater beautifully finished in nickel or Japan in a variety of styles. Every Dealer Everywhere. If Not At Yours, Write lor Descriptive CkctOs to the Moanat Aeacy of the STANDARD OIL COMPANY (Incorporated) JTo Boner Faa-torr. That was- an error." said Benatoi Beveridge, apropos of an opponent's argument, at a dinner in Indianapo lis. "Our friend made an embarrass ing error. He reminds me of John wmslow. John spent .his honeymoon at Niagara. He left tha bridal anarb ment late one night to bathe, and oa nis return knocked, as he supposed. on his wife's door, calling softly: "'Honev!' "There was no answer. Wlnslow knocked again. "'Honey!' "Still no answer. Wlnslow thun dered on the door. " 'Honey!' he cried. In a voice of ag ony. "Then a rDlv cama at last. "'Sneak, you blooming Idiot!' a male voice growled. 'This Is a bed room, not a blooming beehive!'" CUT THIS OUT. Eecipe That Breaks a Cold In a Daj ana Cures Any Curable Cough. "MlX half niinA nf ..tnU pine compound with two ounces of gly cerine and hnlf n ninf nf crnn.l vkl.bi.tr. shake wall ennh tima an1 u.a . jABAJ v.u... uuu uoa .u uuout or a teaspoonful to a tablespoonfo gidi v xuur iimirM ' These in0-rpriifTltl nn Ka nrtt;n.; from any good druggist, or he will gel mem xrum nis wnoiesaie House. The ConCAnfmtml nina ia o nnn.in pine product and comes only in hall uuuro uuiLiea, eacu enclosed in an air tigut case, dui De sure it is labelec "Concentrated." A nrominAnf. ItSal diMifTrriaf aann nt he has filled this prescription hundred) ui lames aou xnac il is vonnnrrn i uuueuve. Forgotten. O, don't you remember poor Trilby, Ben Bolt. Bow you wept o'er ber trials so soreT The world has passed on and forgot ten her, Ben. And we hear of poor Trilby no more. Best for Children Gives instant relief when little throats are irritated and sore. Contains no opiates and is as pleasant to lake as it is effective. 1 All rraot. 9g .. SMITH WANTS The following; produce of good, fat quality, and will pay as fol lows. He pays promptly and he does not charge commission. Ship immediately. Dressed Pork ...9c Dressed Veal, ss Is 130 petali . .'.1 Oc Large Veal Less. Live Chickens 14c Address FRANK L SMITH MEAT CO. , "rishtin the Beef Trust" Portland, Oregon. PASO'S 14 k v 1 1 The RAVO LAMP li a high grade tamo fold at a Inw mere are ' lamps that cost more .hut there is no better lamo ilfD.rrPrtSi ThiB ""f0"' t,he Wick' m Chimney-Holder- .."F,..iura" OI Jn KAYO ,T J! ,","'"u ana were ll Doming the art of lamD-maklnr that -nnM .hh ,hl e .rt0' lpmaslnir that could add to the Pivn li.hti.,?n a..- ..!.. cr'ilZ in boate- very dealer everywhere. Toun. write for AearA -tiv ini.. ,k. i - iigni-Kiving aence. Suitable for nearest Ageucy of the Standard Oil Company (Incorporated) to Tronics Ten Minutes No oil heater has a higher efficien cy or greater heating power than the PERFECTION Oil Heater. (Equipped with Smokeless Device) With It you can go from the cold of the Arctic to the warmth of the Tropics in 10 minutes. The new v Automatic Smokeless Device prevents smoking. Removed in an instant for cleaning. Bad Breath "For months I had great trouble with my stomach and used all kinds of medicines. My tongue has been actually as green as grass, my breath having a bad odor. Two weecsago a mend recommended Cascarets and after using them I can willingly and chei.'rfully say that they have entirely curea me. i ineretore let yon know tnat I shall recommend them to any one suffer ing from such troubles." Chas. H. Hal. pern, 114 E. 7th St., New York, N. Y. . Pleasant. Palatable, Potent, Taste Good. Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. 10c. 25c. 50c. Never aold In balk. Tha sen nine tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to core or your money back. 923 Explicit DIreetloaa. The Langworths lived In a eoraer house so easily accessible from the street that they were being continu ally annoyed by persons ringing to ask where other people lived. At last th son of the house, says a writer In th New York Times, decided to put aa end to the nuisance. "1 guess," he said, comolacently. 'there won't be any more folks asking if the Browns, the Biddies or the Han sons live In this house. I've fixed em." "What have you done?" queried Mrs. Langworth. "Hung out a sign." "And what did you print on it?" "Just five words," replied Harold., proudly. " 'Nobody lives here but ua " AN EXCELLENT REMEDY. W01 Break TJp a Cold In Twenty-foui Hours and Cure Any Cough That Is Curable. The following mixture is often pre scribed and is highly recommended foi coughs, colds and other throat and bronchial trouble: Mix two ounces of Glycerine, a half ounce of Virgin Oil )f Pine compound pure, and eight ounces of pure Whisky. These can be bought in any good drug store and easily mixed together in a large bot tle. The genuine Virgin Oil of Pine compound pure is prepared only in the laboratories of the Leach Chemical Co., Cincinnati, ana put up tor dispensing in nair-ounce vials. A Pet Anyhow. The family lived In the suburbs of the city, and, much to the Joy of Lulu, a little pig was given a home In the stable cellar. A few days later the little one was calling at a neighbor's, where she showed great Interest In the bird. The lady said, "Don't you keep a bird at home?" "No," said Lulu, "we keep a pig in stead." Delineator. Hard to Locate. "How about this new student's Ideas of orthography?" said one professor. "He has me . puzzled," replied the other. "I can't decide whether he It simply illiterate or a spelling reform er in advance of his time." Washing ton Star. . Aa He saw It. On the advertising sign was the pic ture of an athletic feminine Individual arrayed in a flaring and abbreviated gown of intense blackness. "O, papa!" exclaimed the 8-year-ole boy; "doesn't that lady look funny wearing an umbrella!" Belonsed to the Ualoa. "Tell me ah are you a er ah good, careful, excellent cook and a very superior laundress?" "Ah-h-h! Wot d'ye taake me fer twins?" Harper's Weekly: Painless Dentistry Ovt of town people oa have their pltvu ana Driuswotm n" Ufaed 1b on &0 it noMfrr. 41 Wtwillfiwywi foa S fcT ? , 1 enae hr $3.51 f (. - , 11 a.i.. f . R flf! suit void f wrteifli ' i2kBrldnTtll3.SF ft Sold fllllBW 1.0C Eul Flaws 1.0 Silver FillinM .5 Inlay Pillion 2.5tt 84 Rubier ... puim 5.C latMr., kerPltte. 7.51 hlnbn Ertr-tlon ,5C wnmf autunTB roit VKARia Palnleae Extraction 1'ree whaa nUtea or bridge wort is ordered. Convolution Free. Toaeenaotgetbettei painlei work done anrwhere. All work fullr ruar. anteed. Modern elwrtrto eqnlpment. Beet method. Wise Dental Co. TBiBDWAiH.8T. PORTLAND. OREGON 011101 SO0U; M. to f . X. tmAtUyft, $ to h THE SAFE WAY To travel East la via the Oregon Railroad & Navigation Company's NEW FAST TRAINS Oregon-Washington Limited Portland to Chicaco Chicago-Portland Special Chicaco. St. Louie, Eta. Soo-Spokane-Portland Train de Luxe" to BL Paul Latest equipment, Pullman, Tourist and Dining Cars, electric lighted and up-to-date. Block Signal System Portland to Chicaao. For literature, rates, reserva tions, etc, call on or write to any O. R. & N. agent, or to WM McMURRAY General Passenger Agent Portland, Oregon M.W.A. Will, P aaSWei at iiiiw m wwm 0. S. NAVT SECOND Tonnage of War Vessels Exceed ed Only by England. GERMANY SOON TAKE OUR PLACE Kaiser Has More Battleships Under Construction Will Be Second Power on High Seas. Washington, Nov. 27. Measured hy actual naval tonnage in service, the United States ranks second among the nations of the world; Great Britain alone surpasses this country. But if to the tonnage in service is added to tonnage of warships authorized and in course of construction, the United States is compelled to yield second place iu uKrmuuy. xn otner worus, uormany hnl in POIirua nf nnn&t.nntutn nxnra lo.m battleships than has the United States. The relative order of warship tonnage of tho great nations today is as fol lows: Great Britain 1,758,350 United States 682,785 Germany 609.700 France -. . . 602.920 Japan 396,368 Russia 259,263 Italy 216,038 Austria 114,897 It will be noted that Japan is far inferior to the United States in its naval strength, standing fifth on the list. It will also be noted from the following table, showing the total naval tonnage of the great nations, as would be the case were vessels building now completed, that Japan retains her rela tive position on the list, with even lesB tonnage than the United States. As suming vessels under construction were all completed, the navies of the world would show the following tonnage: Great Britain 2,005,873 Germany 820,692 United States 785,687 France 760,906 Japan 489,704 Kussia 412,250 Italy 257,818 Austria 367,297 These figures are intercstiug in scv oral respects. Germany, for instance, which long stood fourth on the list of naval powers, has rapidly passed hoth the United States and Franco. Japan, on tho other hand, supposed to have been nmkinK great strides in the devel opment of her navy, is not building as last as the United States. During the past year she increased her naval ton nage less than 50,000, and it is seen from the statistics above that her in crease, according to her present pro gramme, will not be equal to that of the United States. The tonnage of the American navy today exceeds that of Japan by about 286,000; with the pres ent programme of both nations com pleted, the United States will lead bv nae,uuu. TAX BEGTJXATIONS MADE. Income From Corporations Expected to Be $25,000,000. Washington, Nov. 27. Corporation tax regulations are now complete and ready for the printer. It has been a great task .to meet all the complexities of the law and expected attacks upon it by the corporations. Latest estimates indicate a net revenue from the cor poration tax of approximately $25,000, 000 annually, and 122,000 corporations probably will have to pay the tax. In a far southwestern state it has been found that not more than 10 per cent of many thousands of corporations over have actually done business. Im proper registration in many cases is expected, but the series of penalties under the law will apply to all, even to those who fail to get the forms and regulations. The mailing of the forms and blanks to every corporation listed in ithe various districts is not required by law, and is merely to assist the cor porations. Those not registered should apply immediately to collectors. All returns are required to he in the collector's hands by March 1, then sent to the Internal revenue bureau here, where the tax will be assessed and the taxpaying corporations notified by June 1, the tax to be paid hy July 1, Wild Man Is Captured. Ukiah, Cal., Nov. 27. Emilie Badoni. known in this section as "The Wild Man of Hopland," was captured last night by Constable Orr, of Cloverdale. and Game Wardens Lee and Miller, who broght him to this city. Badoni has lived in a cave near Coinsky station since last May, and had not spoken to any one for many months. During this time he has lived on sheep he has killed and food taken from cabins in the neighborhood. Badoni was found by the officers sunning himself on ton of Squaw rock, and was captured before he could offer any resistance. Mummy Barneses Arrives. Boston, Nov. 27. Ramoses, king of Effypt, 1 resting aboard the steamship Aragonia, while tho vessel is discharg ing a portion of the cargo here prepara tory to proceeding to New York. The monarch, whose age is estimated at about 3000 years, was lifted aboard the steamer by the seamen at Huez with New York for destination. Barneses just which one of the long line of Egyptian sovereigns of that name ha not been determined is a mummy. Hall Hits Los Angeles. Los Angeles, Nov. 27.-r-IIailstones as large as walnuts fell in various por tions of this city late today for ten minutes. A sleet storm followed a sud dea fall in the temperature, the falling sleet remaining on the ground some time, affording an nnusual sight for Southern Californians. Saakea Reaiah Oallora. . Beneath the waters of Lake Kami, rn Italy, lie burled two pleasure gal leys. They belonged to the Emperors Tiberius aad Caligula, and It is said they contain art treasures that have been covered for many centuries. Sys tematic efforts were made to recover the contents of the old hulks by Slg aor Borghl In 1895. Divers were en gaged, and the two galleys located, measured and carefully examined, and from both bronzes, pieces of wood, an chors and ornaments of all kinds were collected. The larger vessel measures about 230 feet In length and 80 feet In beam, and the smaller 200 feet In length and 65 feet in beam. Some pieces of lead pipe were found in the Teasels. They bear the inscription, "Caesarls Aug. Germanlce," the official name of Caligula. No Uae. "Can I Interest you In the subject f noiseless sewing- machines?" asked the man at the front door. - "No, sir." said the man of the house; "my daughter always sings when she's using a sewing machine, no matter what kind It is." Then he slammed the door In the caller's face. It's Pettit's Eye Salve that erives instant rpliof tn evaa. imi tated from dest, heat, sun or Wind. n.ii uruggiscs or noward Bros., Buffalo, N. Y. Oar Own MInatrela. "Mistah Walkah, kin yo' tell ma dl dlff'unce 'tween a lady's gown an' d driver of a public libr'y delivery wag on T" "No, George; I give that one up. What Is the difference between a lady'i gown and the driver of a public li brary delivery wagon?" "De one has hooka in de back, an' d uddah has books In de hack." "Ladles and gentlemen, the gifted tenor, Mr. Stannup N. Howell, will now sing the popular sentimental bal lad, 'Baby, Please Don't Scatter Craok er Crumbs In the Bed!" TAXIDERMIST AND TANNER FURS BOUGHT F. B. FINLEY 249 Columbia Portland, Ore. Raises tho dough and complies with all pure food laws. CRESCENT MFG. CO. Makers of MAPLEDiK better than Maple). ifyouVe never worn tarns I- -I 4 aw SLICKER you've vet to learn the boditv comrorr n hivm in the wettest weather MADE rOB hAabfvice AMD GUARANTEED WATERPROOF 322' AT AUCOQO STORES catalog rati Thc Larocst Manufacture" or McN-a Fine shoes in thc world Wear W. L. Doug-la comfortable, oasy-walklnaj shoes. They are made upon honor, of the best loath ere, by tho most skilled workmen, In all the latest fashions. Shoes In eary style and shape to suit men In all walks of life. If I could take you Into my large factories at Orockton, Matt,, and show you how carefully W.L.DOUB laa shoes are made, you would then understand why they hold their shape, fit better, wear longer and are of greater value thon any other make, CAUTION. Roe that W. I Dotiglas name and the retail price is ampeJ on the bottom. Take Mo Substitute. t La nnl k Work shoe In lnok to fOVe POOrJ wear. Have vnur show VOU the SOod Ionic in t7. rnmfnrtal-ilU rweB-fitlJng, Mayer Work Shoes. MawU el 1tiurk eWl L !.. l:J ill i -- fm-j auice, buihj UUUDbsV Mains1 I -sSL SlmirilJk akaaa sa Mayl will last longer than uty other shoes you caa MAYER WORK SHOES are stade for working mea of all clawei and -halttmtkn" Y.-.- l IM them- Will nnmm.r ... uL. .L. I To be sore too are trtliai Mayer Shoes, look for the Mayer Trade Mark oe the sole. Your dealer will buddiw WOSlf mot- tvnl In im -1 l V Vt nB,r1 of a dealer we. doe. a .headU Meyef Work Shoes, we will seed ea free. l leurl. a beaaaful picaue at Cearas Wsshaaina. we also mane nooorbilt Shoes lor mea. Shoes, Martha Washington Comfort Shoes, M Shoes aad Special Mo School F. Mayer Boot & Shoe Co. MILWAUKEE, WIS. The Family Phys The best medicines In the world cannot take the place of the family physician. Consult him early when taken ill. If the trouble is with your throat, bronchial tubes, or lungs, ask him about taking Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. Then take it or not, as he says. A W publish our forxjiulu m w banish nleohol L from our mriiiina yers Wo urge you q oontuit your dootor Bilious attacks, sick-headaches, indices. tion, constipation, dizzy spells these are some of the results of an inactive liver. Ask your doctor if he endorses Ayer's Pills in these esses. The dose is small, one pill st bedtime. Made by tha J. C. Avir Pi. tj,.ii. . A Literal Dlatlactlon. Bishop Potter was known as quite a wit. and often took delight In turn ing his humor loose on his associates, but here is an Instance where the Joke, although quite unintentional, was on the bishop. He was to preach at a certain parish In the West in the even ing, and the congregation was not a little amused at the somewhat ambigu ous announcement of their worthy pas tor, who said: "Remember our special service next Sunday afternoon. The Lord will be with us during the morning services, and Bishop Potter In the evening. Success Magazine. 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